1 00:00:01,625 --> 00:00:02,974 Run. 2 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:04,960 Run like a boy who knows how to run. 3 00:00:04,985 --> 00:00:07,076 Am I doing it? It feels crazy! 4 00:00:07,101 --> 00:00:08,929 We got to get to the house ASAP. 5 00:00:09,027 --> 00:00:11,712 We need to find Tina's erotic friend journals, 6 00:00:11,737 --> 00:00:14,048 read 'em... up-bup-bup... Figure out what's going on 7 00:00:14,073 --> 00:00:15,549 with her whole horse shirt drama, 8 00:00:15,574 --> 00:00:17,310 so we can say the absolute perfect thing to fix it, 9 00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:18,719 so she'll take us to boba, 10 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:20,627 and we have to do it all before Tina gets home. 11 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,813 Coming through, people! 12 00:00:21,838 --> 00:00:23,580 This is a boba-based emergency! 13 00:00:23,605 --> 00:00:26,204 - Beautiful baby. - Thank you. 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,873 Well, the good news is, 15 00:00:27,898 --> 00:00:29,381 it can't get much worse, Bob. 16 00:00:29,399 --> 00:00:32,050 I mean, they wrote "Bob's Burgers is poop" on the wall. 17 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:34,656 What are they gonna write next, "Bob's Burgers is pee"? 18 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:37,072 That's not nearly as bad, on the spectrum of 19 00:00:37,097 --> 00:00:38,447 what human waste you're most like. 20 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,718 I still see it when I close my eyes. 21 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:43,895 I'm gonna go check it out in there. 22 00:00:43,914 --> 00:00:46,414 - Okay, but, um, be discreet. - Yup, yup. 23 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:47,679 Excuse me, sir. 24 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:50,757 Nothing! No graffiti. All clear. 25 00:00:50,782 --> 00:00:52,546 I mean, not all clear. 26 00:00:52,571 --> 00:00:53,995 - Eh... - Thanks, Teddy. 27 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:56,265 Sorry. He doesn't usually do this. 28 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:57,570 Hey, Dad. We're gonna pop upstairs 29 00:00:57,594 --> 00:01:01,262 real quick/for a long time, but you're doing really great in here, 30 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,240 - so you'll be fine. - We're so proud of you. 31 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:04,560 Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:04,712 --> 00:01:06,094 - Whoa. - Oh, my. 33 00:01:06,119 --> 00:01:08,343 I can't find the erotic, sexy stories anywhere. 34 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,232 When did Tina get so good at hiding stuff? 35 00:01:10,257 --> 00:01:12,778 Well, maybe it was ever since you read her diary 36 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:15,136 every day for a month because you saw a documentary 37 00:01:15,161 --> 00:01:16,660 about teens and drinking. 38 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:18,257 I had to. I'm a good mom. 39 00:01:18,282 --> 00:01:19,890 Yeah, but you didn't have to circle stuff 40 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:21,426 and make comments in the margins. 41 00:01:21,451 --> 00:01:23,935 Shush. You don't even have kids. What do you know? 42 00:01:24,023 --> 00:01:25,430 Oh, my God. 43 00:01:25,455 --> 00:01:27,796 - What are you doing up here? - Eh, it was slow down there. 44 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,125 - No... - Louise. 45 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:31,398 So, I thought I'd close the restaurant for a bit 46 00:01:31,423 --> 00:01:32,938 and see how it was going up here. 47 00:01:32,963 --> 00:01:35,796 What's that? Is that a box of chewed gum? 48 00:01:35,821 --> 00:01:36,987 It's Jimmy Jr.'s gum. 49 00:01:37,242 --> 00:01:39,125 She got it from under his desk at school. 50 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:40,541 It's all very normal. 51 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:42,739 I mean, Linda, when you said you were gonna "poke around 52 00:01:42,764 --> 00:01:45,214 in Tina's room," I pictured like a spy, 53 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:48,068 but this is like a really messy spy. 54 00:01:48,093 --> 00:01:49,621 She's gonna be mad... At you guys. 55 00:01:49,646 --> 00:01:51,479 I might pretend I didn't come in. 56 00:01:51,504 --> 00:01:53,453 Well, she's gonna be madder when her birthday is 57 00:01:53,483 --> 00:01:54,741 a big fat nothing sandwich 58 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,942 with a side of "you must not love me very much, 59 00:01:56,967 --> 00:01:59,411 - Mom and Dad" soup. - Huh. This chair feels weird. 60 00:01:59,436 --> 00:02:01,164 How do you think the chair feels about you? 61 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,476 Feels like something's in there. 62 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:03,758 - In your butt? - Gene. 63 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:05,419 Ha! I found them! 64 00:02:05,444 --> 00:02:07,289 You guys have been looking for so long, 65 00:02:07,314 --> 00:02:09,102 and I found them, like, right away. 66 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:11,445 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Take it easy, Mr. I Sat Somewhere. 67 00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:13,796 Listen, we don't know which one she was writing in last, 68 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,077 so everybody just start skimming. 69 00:02:15,097 --> 00:02:17,338 We've got "Grease: Extra Greasy," 70 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:19,212 "Jurassic Park After Dark," 71 00:02:19,454 --> 00:02:20,953 "The Fast and The Flirt-ious," 72 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:22,671 and "Saving Private Rear Ends." 73 00:02:22,696 --> 00:02:24,179 We're running out of time before Tina gets home, 74 00:02:24,204 --> 00:02:25,704 - so let's get to it. - Where is Tina? 75 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,320 Huh. Oh, yeah. 76 00:02:27,345 --> 00:02:29,437 Maybe she joined an after-school club? 77 00:02:29,462 --> 00:02:31,403 Kids with glasses after classes? 78 00:02:31,428 --> 00:02:33,757 People! We're wasting precious seconds. 79 00:02:33,782 --> 00:02:35,539 Now, if you find something, shout it out. 80 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:36,814 Uh, okay. 81 00:02:36,839 --> 00:02:39,492 "Tandy and Janny Jr. flew away 82 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:42,593 "in a magical convertible, waving to all their friends 83 00:02:42,618 --> 00:02:44,360 but also snuggling." 84 00:02:44,385 --> 00:02:46,161 I didn't know the car could do this. 85 00:02:46,186 --> 00:02:48,163 I didn't either. Did we die? 86 00:02:48,188 --> 00:02:50,570 Maybe? So, should we kiss? 87 00:02:50,595 --> 00:02:53,680 - Yes. Extra greasy? - Extra greasy. 88 00:02:55,247 --> 00:02:57,601 - Yup, great. - All right, maybe there's something here. 89 00:02:57,626 --> 00:03:00,023 "An illegal street race through the city at night. 90 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:01,937 "At the wheel, she felt like she was both 91 00:03:01,962 --> 00:03:04,023 in control and out of control." 92 00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:05,829 Your car's pretty fast. 93 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:07,118 It's making me furious. 94 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,442 - Just kidding. - Oh. Ha. 95 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:11,300 Hey, I know we're illegal street racing right now, 96 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,109 but do you want to maybe go grab a cup of... 97 00:03:13,134 --> 00:03:15,989 Whoa! Watch out! 98 00:03:18,785 --> 00:03:20,267 - Hi. - Hi. 99 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:22,140 Okay, I don't think she saw that movie, 100 00:03:22,165 --> 00:03:24,475 - like, at all. - Well, this could be something. 101 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,742 "No one understood, 102 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:27,734 "the person with the biggest heart of all 103 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,159 wasn't a person." 104 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:31,798 - Roar! - Aah! 105 00:03:31,823 --> 00:03:32,964 Hmm? 106 00:03:34,743 --> 00:03:36,334 - Hey. - Hey there. 107 00:03:36,359 --> 00:03:38,928 Damn. I want some dino-more of that. 108 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:41,304 Want to get pre-kiss-storic? 109 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:42,477 - What? - Aw... 110 00:03:42,502 --> 00:03:44,984 a dinosaur couple. But also never mind. 111 00:03:45,009 --> 00:03:47,203 I don't think there's anything here. Gene? What do you got? 112 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,241 "They gathered around Captain Tina... " 113 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:51,173 You saved our rear ends, Captain Tina. 114 00:03:51,193 --> 00:03:52,675 You saved all our rear ends. 115 00:03:52,694 --> 00:03:55,303 Earn this. Earn this. Earn this. 116 00:03:55,328 --> 00:03:57,498 - Earn this. Earn this. - Okay, yup. 117 00:03:57,523 --> 00:03:59,529 Well, I'm still getting nothing over here. 118 00:03:59,554 --> 00:04:03,007 I'm getting way too much, but none of it is helpful. 119 00:04:03,032 --> 00:04:05,597 Wait. There's another one in here, Dad. 120 00:04:05,615 --> 00:04:07,242 - Oh. Sorry. - Bad Daddy. 121 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:10,101 Okay. Yup. This must be the most recent. 122 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,415 It's pretty Blade Runner-y, 123 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,032 which is the last movie we watched. 124 00:04:13,106 --> 00:04:14,594 - Mm. - A little of. 125 00:04:14,627 --> 00:04:18,179 "Tina Bot stares at the Wagstell Manufacturing building. 126 00:04:18,597 --> 00:04:20,382 She's back where it all began." 127 00:04:20,407 --> 00:04:22,591 _ 128 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,896 _ 129 00:04:59,595 --> 00:05:01,154 _ 130 00:05:10,365 --> 00:05:13,216 _ 131 00:05:15,552 --> 00:05:17,552 _ 132 00:05:18,739 --> 00:05:20,923 Okay, so it's hammer time o'clock. 133 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:23,617 Oop, no. Got to hide and wait for all the news people to leave. 134 00:05:23,642 --> 00:05:26,325 So, it's a quarter to hammer time o'clock? 135 00:05:26,575 --> 00:05:28,006 Well, what does it all mean? 136 00:05:28,031 --> 00:05:31,285 Should we throw Tina a robot-themed birthday party? 137 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:33,852 Yes, please. Do that for all of us. Dad's been hinting. 138 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:36,164 I'm actually starting to worry about where Tina is. 139 00:05:36,189 --> 00:05:37,522 Guys, let me just keep reading. 140 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:39,402 Listen for codes, listen for clues. 141 00:05:39,427 --> 00:05:41,594 Aah! This is Blue's Clues all over again. 142 00:05:41,619 --> 00:05:43,665 "Tina Bot can't get 143 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:45,857 - into the wiper room... " - Denied. 144 00:05:45,882 --> 00:05:47,123 Denied. 145 00:05:47,142 --> 00:05:49,392 Denied. Denied. 146 00:05:55,673 --> 00:05:57,098 Ow. 147 00:05:58,277 --> 00:05:59,997 _ 148 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:03,879 Whoa, wait a minute. 149 00:06:03,904 --> 00:06:05,975 I think I might have just figured out where Tina is. 150 00:06:05,994 --> 00:06:07,402 - Yeah? - Yeah. 151 00:06:07,427 --> 00:06:08,992 - And it's not good. - It's not? 152 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:10,699 The wiper machine in Tina's story, 153 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:12,435 the one Tina Bot is gonna destroy... 154 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,219 Yeah, why is she so mad at that thing? 155 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:16,324 We could all use a wiper machine, 156 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:18,556 - if you know what I mean. - Gene, shush. Louise, say more. 157 00:06:18,581 --> 00:06:20,489 Tina's gonna do that in real life. 158 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,968 She's gonna try to destroy 159 00:06:21,993 --> 00:06:23,902 the Wow or Weird touch screen computer thing. 160 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:27,194 - What? No. That's... No. - Yeah, Tina's a good girl. 161 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:28,526 Uh-huh. Look at this. 162 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:30,591 P.S. Have to think of a plan 163 00:06:30,616 --> 00:06:32,904 to destroy the Wow or Weird touch screen hardware. 164 00:06:32,929 --> 00:06:34,670 - Oh. Oh! - Oh... my God. 165 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:35,690 Also... 166 00:06:35,715 --> 00:06:38,547 P.P.S. Would be cool if didn't get caught and 167 00:06:38,571 --> 00:06:40,585 - family never found out. - Oh, boy. 168 00:06:40,603 --> 00:06:41,844 What about a Wow or Weird, 169 00:06:41,863 --> 00:06:43,685 - special bathroom edition? - Ew! 170 00:06:43,717 --> 00:06:45,362 That's where people go to the bathroom. 171 00:06:45,387 --> 00:06:47,896 Okay, beautiful, expensive touch screen hardware, 172 00:06:47,921 --> 00:06:50,496 gonna lock the door to keep you nice and safe. 173 00:06:50,521 --> 00:06:52,080 Good night. I love you. 174 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,335 Oh, no, it's gonna be a bad night, touch screen. 175 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,526 A real bad night. 176 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,247 Ow, that's the pointy side. 177 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:04,920 Here we go. 178 00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:07,756 Oh, wow. That's a lot of whatever these are. 179 00:07:07,781 --> 00:07:09,161 Um, this one? 180 00:07:11,209 --> 00:07:13,284 Okay, probably should have asked Louise 181 00:07:13,303 --> 00:07:14,763 how to use her lock-picking kit. 182 00:07:14,788 --> 00:07:17,408 If I was willing to admit what I was doing, 183 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:18,817 but I'm not, 'cause I'm scared. 184 00:07:18,842 --> 00:07:21,527 Ooh, I'm getting somewhere. Nope, nope. 185 00:07:21,552 --> 00:07:24,991 Now it's stuck in there. Maybe I should just stick 'em all in? 186 00:07:25,016 --> 00:07:28,201 And call customer support for lock-picking? 187 00:07:28,226 --> 00:07:29,984 ♪ Doh, da-doh-doh ♪ 188 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:31,922 ♪ And I said doh-dee-dah-doh. ♪ 189 00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:34,847 Yeah, that didn't work. Taking 'em out. 190 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,441 Hey! You! 191 00:07:36,466 --> 00:07:37,976 - What are you doing? - Oh, no! 192 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:39,471 Darn it, I was hoping this would be 193 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:43,691 an easy, laid-back evening of security-guarding, but no. 194 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:48,813 Stop, suspicious in-school-after-hours person! 195 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:55,021 Charlie horse! Oh, gosh. Okay. 196 00:07:55,046 --> 00:07:58,064 I'm going to stop to stretch briefly for a second. 197 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:01,207 And then you're in trouble, 'cause I will be all stretched out. 198 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:03,426 Got to hide. Got to hide. 199 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:04,951 Interesting... 200 00:08:04,976 --> 00:08:06,885 Maybe take one deep whiff and then look for a place to hide. 201 00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:09,615 Okay, got it. 202 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,906 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't believe Tina's gonna destroy 203 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:15,356 that Wagstaff News computer thingy at school. 204 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:18,003 I know. Is she the coolest person in our family now? 205 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,959 This is gonna really ruin her birthday 'cause she'll be in juvey. 206 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:23,681 Unless they have fun birthday parties in juvey? 207 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,474 - Juvey jubilees? - Bob, where are you going? 208 00:08:25,499 --> 00:08:28,145 - The school's that way. - Yeah, but the car's this way, I think. 209 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:30,612 The car? We can just run there. It's so close. 210 00:08:30,637 --> 00:08:33,488 But if we take the car, then we'll be in a car. 211 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,348 Yeah, I tried running earlier and did not care for it. 212 00:08:36,373 --> 00:08:38,332 I'm with Dad. Mom, you're dumped. 213 00:08:38,357 --> 00:08:40,615 Let's stand here and talk about all of this some more, huh? 214 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,232 Come on, we're moving. Let's go. 215 00:08:42,257 --> 00:08:43,941 Just pretend we're a different family 216 00:08:43,966 --> 00:08:45,276 who doesn't hate exercise so much! 217 00:08:45,301 --> 00:08:46,357 - Oh, God. - Damn it! 218 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:48,138 This idea seemed better 219 00:08:48,163 --> 00:08:49,607 in my head. 220 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:51,083 Should I not be here? 221 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:52,595 Should I not be doing this? 222 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,499 Human Tina, you have to do this. 223 00:08:54,524 --> 00:08:56,249 Oh. Um, hi. 224 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:58,434 Hi. It's the only way to stop them, 225 00:08:58,459 --> 00:08:59,549 to stop the judgment. 226 00:08:59,574 --> 00:09:01,414 Judging everyone all the time, 227 00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:03,555 - like a bunch of judgy... judges. - Judys? 228 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:04,671 - Who? - Nothing. 229 00:09:04,696 --> 00:09:07,639 And then everyone can be themselves and wear whatever really fun horse 230 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:10,763 or not-horse-related shirts they want, without fear. 231 00:09:10,782 --> 00:09:13,709 - You're right. - Hello? 232 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:15,261 - Okay, bye. - Are you in here, 233 00:09:15,286 --> 00:09:17,606 running-away-from-me kid? 234 00:09:17,631 --> 00:09:19,965 You can just say a simple yes or no. 235 00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:22,941 Hi, Greg. Just working. 236 00:09:22,966 --> 00:09:25,869 Chasing down a student, et cetera. What's up? 237 00:09:26,017 --> 00:09:28,107 I sent you the design for the T-shirts. 238 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,264 You didn't get the JPEG? 239 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,261 Yeah, it says "Greg and Yuli and Ethan's 240 00:09:31,286 --> 00:09:34,136 Crazy Coastal Road Trip: The Men Are Doing Maine." 241 00:09:34,289 --> 00:09:35,546 Well, I'll send you the files, 242 00:09:35,565 --> 00:09:37,398 and you can do all the drop shadows you want. 243 00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:38,692 Okay, goodbye. 244 00:09:38,717 --> 00:09:40,730 All right, if you're in here, 245 00:09:40,755 --> 00:09:43,177 just do me a favor and stay put, okay? 246 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,108 It is a good T-shirt design. 247 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,574 Phew. 248 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:49,726 Does every T-shirt in the world have to be judged? Greg? 249 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:51,419 Though it does sound a little busy. 250 00:09:52,185 --> 00:09:54,898 Crap. The gym window's not open. It's always open. 251 00:09:54,918 --> 00:09:56,738 Maybe they closed them for hot yoga? 252 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,285 I mean, I don't know if sneaking in a window of the school 253 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,917 would have been a great idea anyway. 254 00:10:00,942 --> 00:10:02,233 Why, 'cause it's illegal? 255 00:10:02,258 --> 00:10:04,519 'Cause it's trespassing? 'Cause of those dumb reasons? 256 00:10:04,544 --> 00:10:06,626 Yeah, Bob, what'd you think we were gonna do here? 257 00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:08,131 Say, "Knock, knock. Hi, our daughter's 258 00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:10,879 possibly destroying some stuff inside. Mind if we come in?" 259 00:10:10,904 --> 00:10:13,613 - Yeah, Dad. - Well, I wasn't gonna say "Knock, knock." 260 00:10:13,638 --> 00:10:15,729 Okay, new plan... someone throws me up on the roof, 261 00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:16,754 we go from there. 262 00:10:16,831 --> 00:10:18,664 - Ooh... - Maybe... 263 00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,279 - No. - Why not?! 264 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:26,380 Okay, I'm in. Just gonna walk over here, nice and quiet. 265 00:10:26,405 --> 00:10:28,674 Cool. Cool. Cool, cool. 266 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,723 Please let no one have heard that. 267 00:10:30,748 --> 00:10:32,322 Okay, a few more little tweaks, 268 00:10:32,347 --> 00:10:34,104 and then I send it to Greg, 269 00:10:34,124 --> 00:10:36,300 and then it's back to hunting down the child culprit. 270 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,419 And I still don't think it needs a drop shadow. 271 00:10:38,444 --> 00:10:41,810 Ooh, but what about outer glow? 272 00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:47,011 Oh, boy. Hammer, this has to stay between you and me. 273 00:10:47,036 --> 00:10:49,856 Although maybe I should get rid of you after this. 274 00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:51,918 Maybe throw you in the ocean? 275 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,501 But, hey, you might like it. 276 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,313 You could meet a hammerhead shark? 277 00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:56,946 - Sorry. - It's not good. 278 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,483 It's the best we've got. 279 00:10:58,508 --> 00:10:59,523 Dad, read the room. 280 00:10:59,675 --> 00:11:01,767 - Everyone's on board. - It makes sense, Bob. 281 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:02,952 We build a human catapult. 282 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:04,631 You lie crosswise on top of me, 283 00:11:04,656 --> 00:11:07,082 Louise stands on your head. Gene jumps on your feet. 284 00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:08,917 Boing! Louise goes flying. 285 00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:10,626 - There's Tina. - Tina! 286 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,186 Oh, no. Shh! 287 00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:13,439 We were looking for you! 288 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,113 Well, you found me, okay? Now shh! 289 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,754 I'm trying not to get caught, um, doing my schoolwork, 290 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,802 because they don't like that for some reason. 291 00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,755 Oh... Got it. 292 00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:29,864 Tina! Oh, my baby! Are you okay? Are you hungry? 293 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,262 Mom, it's fine. Could you just keep it down? 294 00:11:32,287 --> 00:11:33,943 Right, sorry, sorry. Wait a minute. 295 00:11:33,982 --> 00:11:36,347 Don't tell me to keep it down, Little Miss Being in School 296 00:11:36,365 --> 00:11:38,683 When You're Not Supposed to Be and Breaking Things. 297 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,845 Tina, we found your journal stories. 298 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:42,831 - I mean, I found them. - I found the important one. 299 00:11:42,855 --> 00:11:44,832 We read the robot story and the P.S. 300 00:11:44,857 --> 00:11:47,152 and the P.P.S., and so we know you came here 301 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:48,761 to destroy the screen thingy. 302 00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:50,688 We haven't finished it yet, so no spoilers. 303 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:52,305 So, what did you smash the screen with? 304 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,996 A crowbar? A baseball bat? 305 00:11:54,021 --> 00:11:55,021 Your bare fists? 306 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,273 I brought our hammer. 307 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,040 - Nice. - We have a hammer? 308 00:11:58,075 --> 00:12:00,373 - There's my handyman. - But I haven't done it yet. 309 00:12:00,398 --> 00:12:01,539 - Oh, good. - Oh, thank God. 310 00:12:01,557 --> 00:12:03,541 Um, then maybe don't do it? 311 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,207 Ooh! That's a fun idea. 312 00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:07,240 Yeah, 'cause of all the trouble you would get into? 313 00:12:07,265 --> 00:12:11,161 H-How about let's get you out of there somehow and then leave? 314 00:12:11,186 --> 00:12:13,715 We-we could, you know, not punish you right away. 315 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:15,643 - First we could... - All go for boba? 316 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,984 I don't have my boba outfit on, but I can make this work. 317 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,337 Tina, we love you. We can talk about this. 318 00:12:20,362 --> 00:12:23,107 No! This is... this is something I have to do. 319 00:12:23,132 --> 00:12:25,635 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Um, why? 320 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:28,161 ♪ I bought myself a horse shirt ♪ 321 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,927 ♪ Thought it was pretty cool ♪ 322 00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:33,909 ♪ I was flying high the day that I ♪ 323 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:36,335 ♪ Walked into this school ♪ 324 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,935 ♪ I felt like I was winning ♪ 325 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:41,560 ♪ Kicking fashion into high gear ♪ 326 00:12:41,585 --> 00:12:44,132 ♪ But then look who is on the news ♪ 327 00:12:44,157 --> 00:12:47,100 ♪ And they're calling my stuff weird ♪ 328 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,643 ♪ They think that they can get away ♪ 329 00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:51,928 ♪ With filling us with doubt ♪ 330 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,763 ♪ But now there's just one thing to do ♪ 331 00:12:54,781 --> 00:12:58,594 ♪ It's time to hammer this out ♪ 332 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,028 ♪ Picture a world ♪ 333 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:04,881 ♪ Where everyone's nice and happy ♪ 334 00:13:05,227 --> 00:13:07,033 ♪ Doing our own thing ♪ 335 00:13:07,058 --> 00:13:09,969 ♪ Without being made to feel crappy ♪ 336 00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:13,275 ♪ And no one says mean things to us ♪ 337 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,930 ♪ Making us feel like failures ♪ 338 00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:18,539 ♪ And for some reason Tammy and Jocelyn ♪ 339 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,306 ♪ Are banished to Australia ♪ 340 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,452 ♪ All we need to be free ♪ 341 00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:26,111 ♪ Is to destroy a little property ♪ 342 00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:28,633 ♪ And then they'll say ♪ 343 00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:33,161 ♪ It's the day after judgment day ♪ 344 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,611 Tina, sweetie. 345 00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:39,823 ♪ Even though I'm proud of you for trying to rebel ♪ 346 00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:41,898 ♪ Picture a world ♪ 347 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:44,711 ♪ Where you get super expelled ♪ 348 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,074 ♪ Yeah, Tina, we were kind of hoping ♪ 349 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,986 ♪ That someday you would graduate ♪ 350 00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:53,655 ♪ Or maybe don't even listen to them ♪ 351 00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:56,266 ♪ And everything you're doing is great ♪ 352 00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:58,827 ♪ Sorry, but I gotta pee ♪ 353 00:13:58,829 --> 00:14:02,013 ♪ This JPEG is amazing ♪ 354 00:14:02,038 --> 00:14:03,813 ♪ Picture a world ♪ 355 00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:05,499 ♪ Where we're never scared to be ourselves again ♪ 356 00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:06,969 ♪ Your plan's not great, we both agree ♪ 357 00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:09,498 ♪ Picture a world where saying mean stuff ♪ 358 00:14:09,523 --> 00:14:11,460 - ♪ Maybe something ♪ - ♪ Gets you locked up ♪ 359 00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:13,243 - ♪ That's less hammer-y ♪ - ♪ In the pen ♪ 360 00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:15,510 ♪ And we're holding hands and laughing ♪ 361 00:14:15,529 --> 00:14:18,719 ♪ And we're standing in the sunshine ♪ 362 00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:21,366 ♪ And Tammy and Jocelyn are working hard labor ♪ 363 00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:23,731 ♪ In an Australian coal mine ♪ 364 00:14:23,756 --> 00:14:26,348 ♪ Don't do this, please ♪ 365 00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:28,614 - ♪ All we need to be free ♪ - ♪ Leave it alone ♪ 366 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,829 - ♪ Or don't ♪ - ♪ Is to destroy a little property ♪ 367 00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:32,613 - ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ - ♪ Just walk away ♪ 368 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,158 - ♪ Or not ♪ - ♪ And then they'll say ♪ 369 00:14:34,197 --> 00:14:35,530 ♪ 'Cause, no offense ♪ 370 00:14:35,623 --> 00:14:36,934 ♪ It's the day after judgment day ♪ 371 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,199 ♪ Your plan's not so great ♪ 372 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:39,534 ♪ It's really great ♪ 373 00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:41,750 ♪ It's not so great. ♪ 374 00:14:41,775 --> 00:14:43,453 - I'm sorry. I'm doing this. - No. 375 00:14:43,478 --> 00:14:45,133 - Uh, Tina. - What? 376 00:14:45,158 --> 00:14:48,203 Uh... you should know that hammer is, uh... 377 00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:49,377 it fell in the toilet. 378 00:14:49,396 --> 00:14:51,046 Ew, gross. You should just drop it. 379 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,972 Oh. I'll wash my hands after? 380 00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:54,876 - Tina, you're my hero. - Louise! 381 00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:57,218 - Aw! Okay, here I go. - Tina. 382 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,145 - What? - I just wanted to say hi. 383 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,549 - Um, hi. - Hi. 384 00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:02,574 Okay, guys, if I could just do this real quick? 385 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:07,277 Um... what... ? 386 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,224 Hey... there. 387 00:15:09,249 --> 00:15:11,991 Hmm. Where is that pesky nail? 388 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:15,236 - M'kay. - Uh, Tammy. What are you doing here? 389 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,215 I left my good ChapStick here, and I didn't want to get 390 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,515 any more school air on it. 391 00:15:18,592 --> 00:15:20,403 So I banged on the door for, like, ten minutes, 392 00:15:20,427 --> 00:15:21,827 and then the security guy let me in, 393 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,250 and I was like, "What took you so long?" 394 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:24,648 And he was like, "I definitely have not been 395 00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:25,914 using the school computer," 396 00:15:25,939 --> 00:15:27,893 and I was like, "Whatever." Wait a minute. 397 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:30,116 What the fart, Tina? Why are you in the newsroom? 398 00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:32,339 With a hammer? After school? 399 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,013 'Cause I'm a news person, and I know 400 00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:36,024 that there's not usually hammers in newsrooms. 401 00:15:36,049 --> 00:15:38,610 - Uh... I... - Um, and why did you take down 402 00:15:38,635 --> 00:15:41,334 the poster board stuff that we put on the window? 403 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:44,436 Uh... to give the equipment a nice view? 404 00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:45,853 Wait, don't. 405 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,377 - Hi... - Hey there. - Hello. 406 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:48,735 Tina, I'll say it again. 407 00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:51,492 - What. The. Fart? - Tina's, uh, 408 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,253 - sleepwalking. - Yeah, we got to get her home. 409 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:56,321 Also, yeah, she goes to bed at 5:30. 410 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,352 Mm-hmm. 411 00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:00,516 O-M-God, Tina! You were gonna smash something in here, 412 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,131 - weren't you? - What? No... 413 00:16:03,453 --> 00:16:05,013 Mr. Grant told us that you talked to him 414 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,046 about shutting down the Wow or Weird segment. 415 00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,530 You were gonna smash the touch screen! 416 00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:10,769 No... 417 00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:12,627 You sneaky little... 418 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:14,295 Hold on, I need some more ChapStick. 419 00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:17,691 ... screen smasher. 420 00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:22,746 Wait, so I'm a hero, 'cause I stopped you 421 00:16:22,771 --> 00:16:24,121 from smashing the touch screen. 422 00:16:24,146 --> 00:16:25,952 And now I'm gonna shout for the security guard 423 00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:27,245 to come and tackle you and take you to jail. 424 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:29,310 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 425 00:16:29,329 --> 00:16:31,146 Tammy, just listen to me. 426 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,297 The Wow or Weird segment is awful. 427 00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:34,838 It's mean. It's judgy. 428 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,773 It makes people feel terrible about themselves. 429 00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:39,448 Um, Tina, that's super hypocritical, 430 00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:41,839 'cause you just made me feel bad about myself. 431 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:44,826 - So, yeah. - Ugh! I'm just gonna do it. 432 00:16:44,844 --> 00:16:46,472 - I don't care if I get in trouble. - What? No. 433 00:16:46,496 --> 00:16:48,564 Tina, no! 434 00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:51,544 Wait! Tina! Uh, listen. This Wow or Weird segment, 435 00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:53,638 which, by the way, does not seem like news... 436 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,288 - Uh, it's news. - It's not, but, you know, 437 00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:59,100 people are always gonna find a way to judge other people. 438 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,434 To write that you're poop or crap 439 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,389 on the bathroom wall of your restaurant, 440 00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:05,081 which makes you cry a little bit 441 00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:08,418 when you clean it up, but, um... yeah. 442 00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:10,420 Is that the end of your speech? 443 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,664 What your father's trying to say is, 444 00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:14,901 you got to find a way to live in a world 445 00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,327 that's gonna judge you. 446 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,761 Even if I want to find everyone who makes you feel bad 447 00:17:18,786 --> 00:17:19,952 and hit 'em with a bag of oranges. 448 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,453 - Lin. - What? Shush. 449 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:24,219 Everybody feels kind of fragile about who we are. 450 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:26,701 We all worry about people thinking we're weird 451 00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:28,897 or we're crap or we're lame. 452 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,683 - Do kids still say "lame"? - Lame ones do. Just kidding. 453 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,444 Kids say "lamb" when we're talking about kebabs. 454 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,303 And, hey, maybe it would be easier to have a machine 455 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,305 that would wipe us so we'd never do anything 456 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,193 that would get us judged again. 457 00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:43,712 But, if we did, then we'd also be wiping out 458 00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:45,388 the part that gives us moments 459 00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:47,580 of being brave and expressing ourselves. 460 00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:51,683 I feel like what I was trying to say wasn't as smart as that, 461 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,706 and your mom is kind of helping me realize that, 462 00:17:54,731 --> 00:17:58,472 yeah, sometimes the things you do that make you vulnerable, 463 00:17:58,497 --> 00:18:02,305 they wouldn't mean as much if everyone just loved everything. 464 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,571 I'm not really following, 465 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:06,074 but I also don't want anyone to talk anymore. 466 00:18:06,099 --> 00:18:08,043 Maybe you guys are right. 467 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:11,747 Maybe I shouldn't destroy school property and probably get expelled. 468 00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:12,918 - Oh, good. - Oh, thank god. 469 00:18:12,943 --> 00:18:14,701 - Aw, nuts. - Here, Dad, catch. 470 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,584 - Oh, God, please don't. - Right, right. 471 00:18:16,609 --> 00:18:18,505 Okay. I'm done with the other thing, 472 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:22,207 and now I'm back to finding you, school prowler person. 473 00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:24,579 - Oh, no. He's coming. - What's happening? What do we do? 474 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,829 We need a cover story. We're charming vagrants. 475 00:18:26,854 --> 00:18:27,998 Quick, let's find a trash can 476 00:18:28,022 --> 00:18:29,621 with a fire in it and sing around it. 477 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:32,553 Are you in... this room? Oh. 478 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,004 It's the girl who banged on the door really loud. 479 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:36,362 Uh, everything okay in here? 480 00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,909 Uh... 481 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,303 Yup. Just me in here. 482 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,638 Nobody else. 483 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,613 That was not me. That was you. So, bye. 484 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,274 All right. 485 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,207 Oh! Greg loves the new JPEG. 486 00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:50,095 He loves it! Road trip! 487 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,942 - Tammy, why didn't you tell on me? - I don't know. 488 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,652 Don't make a big deal about it. 489 00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:57,269 I mean, maybe I only started the Wow or Weird segment 490 00:18:57,294 --> 00:18:59,674 because I had to get braces, and then I was worried 491 00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:02,274 people were gonna be all... about it, 492 00:19:02,299 --> 00:19:03,699 and so I wanted to say they were wow 493 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:05,610 before someone said they were weird. 494 00:19:05,635 --> 00:19:08,074 You were worried people were gonna judge you? 495 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:09,552 - What? - No. Never. How could 496 00:19:09,577 --> 00:19:10,872 anyone judge me? I'm great. 497 00:19:10,897 --> 00:19:12,201 Well, thanks. 498 00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:14,652 I better go. I guess, out the window? 499 00:19:14,677 --> 00:19:16,685 Um, does this work for everyone? 500 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,481 Oh. Okay. Yeah. 501 00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,393 Tammy, I just want to say, it's kind of nice to know 502 00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,008 we're sort of in this together. 503 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,481 Okay, yup, bye, closing the window on your head. 504 00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:25,603 - Oh, um, but... Okay. - I got her. I got her. 505 00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,263 - Ah! - Ah! Sorry. 506 00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:28,716 That's fine. 507 00:19:28,741 --> 00:19:30,903 And that croissant looks like a sloth. 508 00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:32,184 And that ends our segment, 509 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,750 Food That Looks Like Animals. 510 00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:36,350 And now our super new new segment 511 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,524 that's replacing our old new new segment, 512 00:19:38,606 --> 00:19:40,923 Star-thodontics. 513 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:43,394 Oh, look at her. Ooh, look at him. 514 00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:46,676 I'd chugga chugga choo choo on those railroad tracks. 515 00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:48,276 I promise you this, I'm gonna spend 516 00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:50,278 the rest of my life looking for him, Bob. 517 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,976 I might quit my job. Although I kind of need to make money. 518 00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,891 - Uh-huh. - Two Burgers of the Day. 519 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,507 - Thank you. -Thanks. - Enjoy. 520 00:19:56,532 --> 00:19:58,591 - Mmm. - Mmm. Told you. 521 00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,990 - So good, right? - So good. - What'd you say, Bob? 522 00:20:01,015 --> 00:20:02,743 - Nothing. - This is such a great burger. 523 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,527 Pleather pants, like from Grease. 524 00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:06,144 Tina's birthday saved. 525 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:07,261 I'm a genius. 526 00:20:07,286 --> 00:20:08,521 Olivia Newton-John is a genius. 527 00:20:08,546 --> 00:20:10,974 We're both geniuses and we're cool. 528 00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:13,755 Nothing else matters anymore. This is everything. 529 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,463 You're gonna live in me now. 530 00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:17,463 Here's this. 531 00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:49,929 ♪ Call me what you wanna ♪ 532 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,884 ♪ Honey, I'm just gonna ♪ 533 00:20:51,909 --> 00:20:55,578 ♪ Dance, dance, and boogie-oogie-oogie ♪ 534 00:20:55,603 --> 00:20:58,121 ♪ Call me what you wanna ♪ 535 00:20:58,146 --> 00:20:59,824 ♪ Honey, I'm just gonna ♪ 536 00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:03,609 ♪ Dance, dance, and boogie-oogie-oogie ♪ 537 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:08,717 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - ♪ Dance... dance... dance ♪ 538 00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:11,427 ♪ You know I wanna boogie ♪ 539 00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:16,288 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - ♪ Dance... dance... dance ♪ 540 00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:20,695 - ♪ You know I wanna boogie ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 541 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,720 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --