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Hey, new T-shirt I
bought with my own money.

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You ready for your big debut?

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Giddy-yup.

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_

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Tandy walks into
school wearing a T-shirt

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with a cool graphic on it.

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Damn it. Stupid gum.

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Tandy.

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Tell me about it, stud.

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Stud, like a horse?

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♪ I got chills ♪

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- ♪ They're multiplying... ♪
- Kids! Breakfast!

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Okay!

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What, this old thing?

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- Just kidding. It's new.
- It's not inside out,

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like your shirt sometimes
is, so that's good.

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I love it, hon.

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But, uh, no buying stuff
for yourself anymore.

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Seriously. Your birthday's
coming up. So stop it.

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I can't believe you can
afford to buy a T-shirt

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and bring your brother and sister

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to get boba today after school.

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You can still afford to bring us
to boba today after school, right?

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- Right?
- Business is babysitting and,

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baby, sitting is booming.

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So boba day is on.

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It's fine that I always... pay for it.

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'Cause that means more
punches for this guy.

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Uh, yeah, I have my own punch card.

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- No big deal.
- Give me, give me, give me.

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With the purchase of a tenth boba,

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we're eligible to receive a free
extra large super boba-ly boba

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with extra boba balls.

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And I don't know if you know this,

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but extra large is huge.

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- Makes sense.
- Thank you.

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- Extra balls!
- Gene.

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Oof. We stayed
up too late last night.

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Well, that's your fault, Father.

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We wanted to go to
bed like good children,

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and you were like, "No, watch
more movies on TV with me."

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- Mm.
- And you insisted we

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not finish our homework!

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- You stayed up? What'd you guys watch?
- The end of Grease

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and the beginning of Blade Runner.

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The theme of the night was

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"these are two movies that are on."

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Is Blade Runner good for kids?

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- Oh, not at all.
- I like when robots look like robots,

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not like Rutger Hauer in his prime.

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WALL-E is more human than all of you!

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I like when robots
look like the Terminator

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and they are the Terminator.

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I like the movie where
the robot just has a face

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and the rest of her is silver.
Best of both worlds, right?

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So it's settled... we'll all
marry different kinds of robots.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Did you find out what Tina wants

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- for her birthday?
- No, I forgot.

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Let's work it into the conversation now.

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- Um, I can hear you.
- You hush.

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This is all your fault, getting older.

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What do we get you for your birthday?!

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And take us to boba!

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In sports news,

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the Wagstaff Whalers chess team

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played some other school,
and I think they lost.

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So, that's a bummer,
but, also, it's fine.

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- Hey. Jimmy Jr.
- What?

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Hi. I just wanted to make
sure I wasn't distracting you

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or anything, with my new shirt.

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- Huh? Oh. That's new?
- Shh! This is important.

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... and I walked by and I
smelled it and it was gross.

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And now for our new
segment Wow or Weird,

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where we look at stuff
that people are doing

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and tell you if it's wow or weird.

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And, yes, it's totally news. Jocelyn?

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Callie's new nail polish... wow.

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Jason's eggplant sandwich
that he brought from home...

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- Weird.
- Tammy's new braces... wow.

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Oh, my gosh, really? Okay.

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Jocelyn's new laugh...

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- Wow.
- How about Tina's horse shirt?

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- Mm, weird.
- Yeah, weird.

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- And that's the news.
- That went really well.

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- So well.
- Guys, what the heck?

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Tina, we're having a meeting.
We looked really good.

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So good.

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Pretty great day

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- so far, huh?
- Yeah, we had customers and everything.

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I don't even mind
cleaning the bathroom.

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Not it.

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- Oh, you're doing it. Great.

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- Aah!
- What? What? What is it?

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God, I thought you fell
in the urinal again.

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Look.

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"Bob's is crap."

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- What the... ?
- Someone ate here

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and wrote on the wall

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- that we're crap?
- It's just some dum-dum.

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They don't even know
what they're writing.

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Pooping can make people do
crazy things. The texts I've sent...

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I'll go get
something to wash it.

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It's on there good, isn't
it? What kind of pen is this?

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Ugh! Ugh! Bathroom wall! Ugh!

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Hi, kids!

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How was school? Your
father's in the bathroom,

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scrubbing something off the
wall, and he's... totally fine.

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Well, uh, Tina's totally fine, too.

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No one said anything not
nice about her new shirt,

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and so we're here,

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instead of getting super
boba with extra balls.

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- Extra balls!
- Those jerks!

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I hope whoever said something
about your shirt sits on a fork.

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With sauce on it. So
it hurts and it stains.

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Tina, why don't you go upstairs

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and do something nice for yourself?

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Eat crackers in the
bath. That's what I do.

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It gets a little mushy in there,

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- but it's nice.
- Okay.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm depressed, too.

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- Can I get out of working?
- Uh-uh.

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- Oh, fine.
- Mother,

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may you never feel this kind of pain.

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And don't bring up childbirth.

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No.

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Judgy.

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In a dark,

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drizzly, dystopian future,

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the Wag... stell Company

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will make human-like bots...

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... to do manual labor.

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Amidst this drudgery, the bots

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occasionally find small ways

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to express themselves.

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It's nice...

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... but also risky.

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Because their every move is watched

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and judged.

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_

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Ow. I'm okay.

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_

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_

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I need your coat, your
shoes and your bike.

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Oh, you're a mannequin.

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Or a woman-equin?

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I like your hair.

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Hello there. Nice
night to do human stuff.

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Hi. Hi.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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_

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Uh...

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Oh. Whoops.

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_

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Come in. Sit down.

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Care if I talk? I'm kind of
nervous when I take tests.

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Uh, please, don't move.

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This thing is, like, so hard to set up.

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- Oh. Sorry.
- Okay.

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You're in a desert,
when, all of a sudden,

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you look down and see a tortoise.

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- Tortoise? What's that?
- Do you know what a turtle is?

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Totally. Do you know what it is?

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Yeah. You know, they have the shells

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and they sort of stick
their heads out like...

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Right. Turtles.

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You reach down. You flip the
tortoise over on its back.

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The tortoise lays on its
back, beating its... legs,

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trying to turn itself over, but
it can't, not without your help.

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But you're not helping.

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I'm sorry, can you start again?

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I was thinking of something else.

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- Oh, my God.
- I'm kidding. I heard.

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- Shall we continue?
- Sure.

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Just adjusting something under
the table. Don't even worry about it.

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Well, the eye thing is off
now, so I got to fix it.

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Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I'm just dealing

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with a different thing,
not a weapon pointed at you.

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Okay. Focused.

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Now, describe only the good
things that come to your mind

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about your mother.

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- My mother?
- Yeah.

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Let me tell you about my mother.

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Tina! Breakfast!

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Gene, uh, was there
something you wanted to say?

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About Tina?

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Oh. Uh, just how much I... love her.

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Me, too. I love her so much.

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And have you noticed
that she's gorgeous?

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Please stop saying you love
Tina so she'll take you to boba.

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It's unrelated.

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Yeah, are you scared
of feelings, Father?

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Tina, honey, look at me.
I'm gonna say birthday present ideas

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and you just smile at the
ones that make you happy.

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Books. Arts and crafts.

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Poster.

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Nice bottle of wine.

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Mom, I'm sorry! I don't know, okay?!

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Okay, okay. Bob, you
got to help me here.

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Sorry. I'm a little
preoccupied about, you know,

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how Bob's is crap.

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You're not crap, Dad!

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Whoever wrote that about you is crap!

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And we should flush
them down the toilet!

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Mother, Father, you're upsetting her.

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This is not the time!

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Tina, look at me now.

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Boba? Yum, yum?

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Boba, boba, boba, boba, boba, boba.

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I'm going to school.

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You blew it.

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And now the smash hit
segment Wow or Weird,

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episode two, "Wower
and Weirder." Jocelyn?

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Teresa's new necklace that
I think has a ladybug on it?

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Weird. You should be able
to tell if it's a ladybug.

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My new bands for my
braces. Purple, anyone?

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So wow. So purple.

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Recess. Shooting baskets?

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More like shooting bad-skets.

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- Yeah. Weird-sketball.
- Hey!

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At least I'm not in the news today.

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And look at Tina's socks. Kind of weird.

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- Damn it!
- Jimmy Jr.'s run?

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It's not not weird. And the vest?

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More like weird-st.

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- That's not cool, you guys.
- He runs like an angel!

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And the vest flaps behind
him like-like little wings!

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Sorry to interrupt again,
but what's your name?

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Butt-erd. Jimmy Butt-erd Jr.

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Hey, Butt-erd.

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Aren't you done yet? We need the room.

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- Also, your vest is dumb.
- Yep.

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Thanks. That's helpful.

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Are you... okay?

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I'm fine. It's just, you
know, you try something new

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and you're taking some chances.

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I like it. People can be so judgy.

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Who needs sleeves on everything, right?

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Right.

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This test is stupid.

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Yeah? I mean, yeah.

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Do you want to go somewhere
and kiss each other's mouths?

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I didn't know if I could play.

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You can't.

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- No.
- Let me see if I can play.

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About the same.

252
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Maybe we're both really good?

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Should we kiss? You mentioned something

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- about that before?
- Okay.

255
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,065
You broke the rules, Jimmy Butt-erd Jr.

256
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,678
You're supposed to retrieve deviant bots

257
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,811
so they can be wiped,
not make out with them

258
00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:46,927
while you play the piano,

259
00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:48,641
using your strange scales.

260
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,093
Zaff! My colleague and rival
in the Bot Bagger division.

261
00:11:52,118 --> 00:11:53,617
That's right. It's me, Zaff.

262
00:11:53,642 --> 00:11:55,488
And that bot's about to get got.

263
00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:58,802
You're in a lot of trouble,
too, mister. You're busted! Mm!

264
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,016
You think she's doing homework?

265
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,691
Lot of heavy breathing for homework.

266
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:09,858
Yeah, it's the sexy fiction.

267
00:12:09,877 --> 00:12:11,117
Hi. Bye. Sorry.

268
00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:13,045
Okay, just real quick,
jewelry? Yes or no?

269
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,099
Listen to me, please!

270
00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:17,724
You don't want to
bring me in for wiping!

271
00:12:17,749 --> 00:12:19,987
Zaff, think about what our jobs are.

272
00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:22,865
Retrieving bots to be wiped
and erasing all their memories,

273
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:25,040
any sense of identity that they have.

274
00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,494
I mean, thankfully, I'm a human person,

275
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:29,279
so that'll never happen
to me, but imagine.

276
00:12:29,304 --> 00:12:31,237
Well, uh, I hate to tell you this, pal,

277
00:12:31,262 --> 00:12:32,449
but you're one of them.

278
00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:34,234
Me? A bot? That's ridiculous.

279
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:36,046
I have all these
memories of my childhood.

280
00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,073
Implants. They're
memories from the niece

281
00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:40,055
of the head guy of the
company that made you.

282
00:12:40,074 --> 00:12:41,740
But I remember them so clearly.

283
00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:43,285
There was the one from when I was a kid

284
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,128
and I watched a spider make a web

285
00:12:45,153 --> 00:12:46,486
and then I put a potato chip in the web

286
00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:48,397
and she was like, "What is this?"

287
00:12:48,415 --> 00:12:49,732
Oh.

288
00:12:49,825 --> 00:12:51,262
Hold up. That's my memory.

289
00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:53,713
What? Do you remember
when Anneleise Doucette

290
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:54,738
pulled your pigtail?

291
00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:56,071
Holy smokes!

292
00:12:56,164 --> 00:12:58,257
- Are we both bots? Jinx!
- Are we both bots? Jinx!

293
00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:00,298
Why would they make you bots who don't

294
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,159
know you're bots? What's the point?

295
00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:04,815
- Probably makes us better at our jobs.
- Wait, why?

296
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,926
Oh...

297
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,268
Because if we knew we were
bots, we'd be all like,

298
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,085
"Hey, I don't want to
get all these bots wiped.

299
00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,587
I'm a bot, for bot's sake."

300
00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,734
We've got to talk to someone
in the company that made us.

301
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:14,681
Someone in charge.

302
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,108
Yeah, that makes sense.

303
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,996
But, hey, Jimmy Butt-erd,
you want to wrestle first?

304
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,519
- Okay. Ow! Ow!
- I'm gonna get ya! Come on!

305
00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:22,307
-Zaff, that's too rough!
-I got ya! Yep, yep, I got excited.

306
00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:24,436
She needed to talk
to someone on the inside

307
00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,169
if anything was going to change.

308
00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:29,154
On the outside of the inside.

309
00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:30,893
Tina, the Wow or Weird segment

310
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,698
is student-made programming.

311
00:13:32,723 --> 00:13:33,968
We're learning about freedom

312
00:13:33,992 --> 00:13:36,034
- of the press, I think.
- But they're being mean!

313
00:13:36,059 --> 00:13:37,917
That's what we're
learning... that they are mean.

314
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,925
But, really, it's only mean
if you're one of the weirds.

315
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,631
- The wows love it.
- Ugh!

316
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:44,370
They're circling kids'
clothing and being judgy!

317
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:46,897
That touch screen technology
is pretty incredible, huh?

318
00:13:46,922 --> 00:13:49,049
I was surprised we were able
to get that with our budget.

319
00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,609
I feel like you're not
listening, Mr. Grant.

320
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,921
It's kind of the key
to the segment, I think.

321
00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:56,305
You can see them drawing right
on the screen. The school said,

322
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,358
"You can get textbooks or
you can get the touch screen,"

323
00:13:58,383 --> 00:14:00,383
and I was like, "Hello!
That's like asking,

324
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,553
'Do you want to go forward or
do you want to go backward?'"

325
00:14:02,578 --> 00:14:04,721
And people perked up at
that point in the meeting,

326
00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:05,856
I can tell you that.

327
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,127
Man, she's still in a huff.

328
00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:09,651
Look at her huffin' all around.

329
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,130
H.R. Huff-nstuf.

330
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:12,707
We got to fix her, if
we ever want to taste

331
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:16,233
that extra large super
boba-ly boba with extra balls.

332
00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:18,730
And we happen to know
the newsy little floozy

333
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:19,812
who's winding her up.

334
00:14:19,837 --> 00:14:21,262
Yeah. Wait, who?

335
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,768
- You want us to do what now? Mm.
- Mm-hmm.

336
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:26,553
Go on the air and talk about
Tina's really great horse shirt.

337
00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:27,486
No?

338
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,579
She's interested, she's interested.

339
00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:32,249
Or you publicly admit that
everything you said is garbage.

340
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,159
- Two good options.
-Mm. - Mm-hmm.

341
00:14:34,178 --> 00:14:36,753
Well, thanks so much for
sharing this feedback with us.

342
00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:38,998
We'll totally take that
into consideration never.

343
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,194
Make my sister happy, damn it!

344
00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:42,736
There's boba on the line!

345
00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:46,322
Oh, my God. So much spit came out.

346
00:14:51,326 --> 00:14:52,514
No!

347
00:14:52,539 --> 00:14:54,938
Not again! Gah!

348
00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:56,395
Whoever did this,

349
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,995
if I catch you, I will
put you in my truck

350
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,640
- and I will...
- Teddy, Teddy, stop.

351
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,089
- Check, please.
- No one's leaving!

352
00:15:02,114 --> 00:15:03,705
- Teddy!
- Oh, Bob.

353
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,089
- Dear, sweet Bob.
- What?

354
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:08,750
We need to get handwriting

355
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,868
- samples from all of them!
- No. No.

356
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:12,880
The marker... might
have stained their fingers.

357
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:14,958
-Like blood. Let's check their fingers.
-Bob.

358
00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:16,513
Everybody line up!
We're checking fingers!

359
00:15:16,537 --> 00:15:18,848
None of these people
have been in the bathroom.

360
00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:20,297
I'm 90% sure, okay?

361
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:21,707
It's actually a little strange.

362
00:15:21,725 --> 00:15:23,208
That guy's had three cups of coffee.

363
00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:25,544
But whoever did this
is long gone, all right?

364
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:26,545
This isn't over!

365
00:15:26,564 --> 00:15:28,190
- It's not over!
- Oh, my.

366
00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:30,232
Restaurants, huh? So fun.

367
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:31,326
More coffee?

368
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,120
How's it going, Bob?

369
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,357
Who would do this?

370
00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:35,973
Or is this a different person?

371
00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:37,198
I think I'm gonna be sick.

372
00:15:37,223 --> 00:15:39,240
- Okay, so you're doing good.
- What about this?

373
00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:41,205
A small device... not a camera...

374
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:43,838
That's triggered by extended
contact with the wall.

375
00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:46,451
- Also, it is a camera.
- Seems like no ethical issues there.

376
00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:47,819
We'd just have to run a very light

377
00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:49,321
electrical current
through the whole room.

378
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:51,193
You wouldn't want to
get it wet, I guess.

379
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,170
Perfect for a bathroom.
I approve this plan.

380
00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:54,452
Teddy, not helping.

381
00:15:54,477 --> 00:15:56,235
I think I need to let go of boba,

382
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,947
to move on, to heal.

383
00:15:57,972 --> 00:16:00,369
There must be other
chewy beverages, right?

384
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,952
No, Gene. We can't give up.

385
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:05,789
If we could just get into Tina's
huffy hormonal head somehow,

386
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:08,459
we could figure out what to
say to make her feel better.

387
00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:10,294
Hmm. She's been up to her butt

388
00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:12,578
in her erotic friend fan fiction.

389
00:16:12,603 --> 00:16:14,836
- Maybe we read that?
- If we can stomach it.

390
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,701
So many run-on sentences.

391
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:19,522
Ooh, you think maybe she writes
about possible birthday presents

392
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,568
and fun party activities
in those stories?

393
00:16:21,593 --> 00:16:23,861
Maybe I could read 'em, too.
Maybe they'll give me some ideas.

394
00:16:23,886 --> 00:16:26,639
You mean maybe she wrote an
erotic story about gift certificates?

395
00:16:26,664 --> 00:16:28,209
- Yeah.
- The only problem is

396
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,533
she never leaves her room these days.

397
00:16:29,558 --> 00:16:31,166
- She's up there now.
- Well, she has to go to school,

398
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,191
- right?
- Right.

399
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,215
Gene and I will skip school.

400
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,240
This is more important.

401
00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:35,517
We're all on the same page.

402
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,326
Nope, nope. You guys go to school.

403
00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:38,932
I'll look. Aw, Bobby.

404
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,819
You want me to go in there
and write something nice?

405
00:16:40,843 --> 00:16:43,064
I thought of some stuff
last night. This one's good.

406
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,806
"Here I sit, all brokenhearted.

407
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:47,471
Bob is great and he's
just getting started."

408
00:16:47,496 --> 00:16:49,119
- Aw.
- No. Thank you.

409
00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:50,418
Or... maybe.

410
00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:55,506
The guy from the bot
company said he'd meet us here?

411
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:56,605
He said it's an unpopular restaurant

412
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,131
where no one will see him. Sorry.

413
00:16:58,156 --> 00:17:01,140
No, he's right. Please enjoy
your secret sketchy rendezvous.

414
00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:03,191
Well, I've never been here before,

415
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,658
but it seems very not crap.

416
00:17:04,683 --> 00:17:05,799
All right!

417
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,325
So this bot company guy's
gonna give us some answers?

418
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,775
That's what he said.
He said, "I'll give you

419
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,295
- a bunch of answers."
- And we trust him?

420
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,212
He super-promised not to tell anybody

421
00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:14,610
about us being bots on the run.

422
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,209
Police say the bots

423
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,123
are dangerous and also kind of weird.

424
00:17:18,148 --> 00:17:19,673
- Guys.
- Oh, darn.

425
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,094
Well, they still have to find us.

426
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:22,952
Bots in the unpopular restaurant,

427
00:17:22,977 --> 00:17:24,098
come out with your hands

428
00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:26,024
- up! We have you surrounded!
- Shoot.

429
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:27,911
Well, at least they
don't have us surrounded.

430
00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:30,031
Oh, wait. Ding-dang it.

431
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,470
We repeat, come out
with your bot hands up!

432
00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:37,164
You're all getting super wiped!

433
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,906
Oops, I dead-bolted the door.

434
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:41,385
Hey, there's a bunch of
cops in the back alley. Oh.

435
00:17:41,403 --> 00:17:42,644
Out in front, too, huh?

436
00:17:42,663 --> 00:17:44,609
Yeah, we don't know what that's about.

437
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,818
So strange.

438
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:47,901
Well, the windows are bulletproof,

439
00:17:47,926 --> 00:17:49,818
and the walls are reinforced concrete.

440
00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:51,787
I put all that in. Very reasonable cost.

441
00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:54,646
Yeah, 'cause things
got kind of dystopian

442
00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:55,779
in this neighborhood.

443
00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:58,902
- You folks gonna order?
- I could eat.

444
00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,903
♪ What if they're right? ♪

445
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,309
♪ What if I'm weird ♪

446
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,895
♪ And better off wiped? ♪

447
00:18:09,483 --> 00:18:11,075
♪ Front to back ♪

448
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,749
♪ All my cracks ♪

449
00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:14,578
♪ What if they're right? ♪

450
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:19,865
♪ What if the me that lives inside ♪

451
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:26,663
♪ Is something I should try to hide? ♪

452
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,765
♪ What if they're right? ♪

453
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:34,635
♪ What if my vest is odd? ♪

454
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,327
♪ Okay if I ♪

455
00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:41,364
♪ Still eat a burger if I'm a bot? ♪

456
00:18:41,389 --> 00:18:42,796
I'm hungry.

457
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:48,078
♪ Is it so bad to
steer off course? ♪

458
00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:51,622
♪ And wear a shirt ♪

459
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,906
♪ With a really cool horse? ♪

460
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:02,754
♪ How do they know
what I feel in my soul ♪

461
00:19:02,779 --> 00:19:06,447
♪ That I might just
be poop or crap? ♪

462
00:19:06,752 --> 00:19:11,042
♪ Honey, I worry you're
gettin' a little too focused ♪

463
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,976
♪ On bathroom feedback ♪

464
00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:18,299
♪ I thought that we could have it all ♪

465
00:19:20,299 --> 00:19:23,480
♪ We're never gonna taste ♪

466
00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:27,266
♪ Those balls... ♪

467
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:31,472
♪ Feels like
something's wrong with me ♪

468
00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:34,681
♪ And they know it ♪

469
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:39,063
♪ They took one look my way ♪

470
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:41,740
♪ And exposed it ♪

471
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:46,670
♪ I'm ready to give up the fight ♪

472
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:53,556
♪ And just admit that they are right. ♪

473
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:56,368
There is the secret tunnel.

474
00:19:56,393 --> 00:19:59,325
Oh, yeah. I forgot. We have a
secret tunnel in the basement.

475
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:01,444
If that's, like, something
you're interested in.

476
00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:03,462
It's for if things ever
got extra dystopian.

477
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:04,873
It opens out at the end of the block.

478
00:20:04,897 --> 00:20:06,581
Good if you need to
run out for wine, too.

479
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,839
- You zip out, you zip back.
- Okay, I'm embarrassed

480
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:10,544
we didn't mention the
secret tunnel before.

481
00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:12,828
By the way, nobody's peed in it ever.

482
00:20:12,853 --> 00:20:14,795
Yep, yep, okay. Uh, can we see it?

483
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:17,592
- Cool.
- Very cool.

484
00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:19,576
Wait, watch out!

485
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:21,078
- No!
- You're coming with us.

486
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:22,654
We're taking you to the nearest

487
00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,911
- available wiping station.
- Hey, where is that?

488
00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:26,917
That's, uh, Wagstell
Manufacturing, Chief.

489
00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:29,252
Come on! Come on, let go! Come on!

490
00:20:29,347 --> 00:20:31,088
- Jimmy Butt-erd!
- Run!

491
00:20:32,442 --> 00:20:34,591
Oh, that's a lot to clean up.

492
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,590
I won't let them wipe you front
to back, Jimmy Butt-erd Jr.

493
00:20:38,615 --> 00:20:40,448
I won't let them wipe anybody.

494
00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:41,782
I have to do something.

495
00:20:42,212 --> 00:20:43,821
I have to do something to stop them.

496
00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,361
It's kind of the key to the segment.

497
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,394
You can see them drawing
right on the screen,

498
00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:48,697
screen, screen, screen...

499
00:20:48,722 --> 00:20:49,780
That's it, then.

500
00:20:49,805 --> 00:20:52,172
I'm gonna touch that touch screen hard.

501
00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:53,347
With a hammer.

502
00:20:53,612 --> 00:20:55,473
We have a hammer, right? Yeah.

503
00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:58,944
- We do. I guess it's hammer time.
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