1 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:09,588 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,315 --> 00:00:21,947 You know I'd love to come over 3 00:00:21,972 --> 00:00:24,931 and take a look at your couch, Gayle, but I can't tonight 4 00:00:24,956 --> 00:00:29,217 because I have to help the kids with homework. 5 00:00:29,368 --> 00:00:31,052 Yeah, they all have big tests tomorrow. 6 00:00:31,279 --> 00:00:31,886 We do? 7 00:00:31,911 --> 00:00:33,911 Shush, shush. Yeah, on Saturday. 8 00:00:33,936 --> 00:00:35,010 Saturday test. 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,783 These kids today. I tell ya. 10 00:00:36,801 --> 00:00:39,006 Uh-oh. The hamburgers are burning. I got to go. 11 00:00:39,054 --> 00:00:40,127 Wh-What was that about? 12 00:00:40,147 --> 00:00:41,504 Yeah. Saturday test? 13 00:00:41,556 --> 00:00:43,389 Do I look like I'm in Breakfast Club? 14 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,110 Eh, Gayle got a new couch because the old one 15 00:00:45,134 --> 00:00:48,234 smelled like cat pee 'cause she let the cats pee on it. 16 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:49,984 And the Goodwill only had a foldout, 17 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,609 and now she's worried it's gonna eat her. 18 00:00:51,661 --> 00:00:54,138 And you're just gonna let that couch eat your sister, Mom? 19 00:00:54,163 --> 00:00:57,256 Would you let a couch eat Gene? I worry you would. 20 00:00:57,275 --> 00:01:00,010 - That's okay. It's how I want to go. - She'll be fine. 21 00:01:00,035 --> 00:01:03,170 Besides, I can't hang out with Gayle tonight because... 22 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,355 Oh, here she goes. 23 00:01:04,449 --> 00:01:05,782 ♪ Ginger is coming to stay ♪ 24 00:01:06,009 --> 00:01:07,784 ♪ She drives here from 90 minutes away ♪ 25 00:01:07,809 --> 00:01:09,601 You don't have to sing your Ginger song. 26 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,178 - ♪ We gossip a bunch ♪ - Mmm. 27 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,014 ♪ She stays over and eats some brunch ♪ 28 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:14,940 - Mm, um... - ♪ Two hearts beating as one ♪ 29 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,278 - So you're just gonna sing it. - ♪ Ginger. ♪ 30 00:01:16,303 --> 00:01:18,421 Mom, why don't you just invite Aunt Gayle over here? 31 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,755 Well, because I love Gayle, 32 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,522 but I don't want to add any other flavors 33 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:22,581 to the Linda-Ginger combo. 34 00:01:22,692 --> 00:01:23,972 It's perfect just the way it is. 35 00:01:24,027 --> 00:01:25,860 It's like when Ken's friend Ben shows up 36 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,545 when we're doing Krav Maga on the beach. 37 00:01:27,697 --> 00:01:28,857 He doesn't even know the holds. 38 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:29,955 Get out of here, Ben. 39 00:01:29,974 --> 00:01:31,382 Go back to your gluten-free bakery. 40 00:01:32,521 --> 00:01:35,080 - Robert, Linda, children. - Hey, Nat. 41 00:01:35,105 --> 00:01:36,105 - Natalie. - Hi, Nat. 42 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,222 Guys, I have the costumes for tonight, 43 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:39,631 for the Limo-vitational. 44 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:40,817 The Limo-vi-what? 45 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,726 The limo relay race for charity thing 46 00:01:42,821 --> 00:01:44,469 the kids and I are helping Nat with. 47 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:45,733 Oh, yeah. 48 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:48,215 Raising money for people who can't afford limo rides. 49 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:50,384 Oh, actually, it's for the Children's Hospital. 50 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:51,810 Oh, yeah, that's better. 51 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:53,571 I can't believe we get to be in a limo race. 52 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:55,480 How fast will we get going, Nat? 53 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,907 200 miles per hour? 300? 54 00:01:57,127 --> 00:01:59,320 How much face skin will I have left when it's over? 55 00:01:59,345 --> 00:02:00,414 Please say "none." 56 00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:02,632 Mm, sorry, Louise, it's not dangerous at all. 57 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,081 Right. Wink wink. 58 00:02:04,106 --> 00:02:06,567 I'm winking back at you because winking is fun, 59 00:02:06,569 --> 00:02:08,069 but the Limo-vitational 60 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:11,906 is more like a very slow relay race with wacky twists. 61 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,119 Us drivers have to pick up three rounds of passengers, 62 00:02:14,243 --> 00:02:16,312 and in each round there's a specific challenge. 63 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,745 And that's where you guys come in. 64 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,690 Which brings it back to the costumes! 65 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:23,084 Bob, you'll be a fancy businessman. 66 00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:26,966 Is "fancy businessman" code for "mid-level cocaine dealer?" 67 00:02:26,991 --> 00:02:29,417 Gene and Louise, you'll be my old ladies. 68 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:30,758 I'm a piggy for wiggies. 69 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,163 Come to Gene-y, you wonderful, old hair, you. 70 00:02:33,188 --> 00:02:35,446 And, Tina, I thought you'd like to be 71 00:02:35,471 --> 00:02:36,653 my prom queen. 72 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,023 - Whoa. - Aw. 73 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,450 My beautiful little Carrie. 74 00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:40,836 I never finished the movie, 75 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,341 but she looked gorgeous in that dress. 76 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:44,996 And I bet she had a great time at the prom. 77 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:47,108 Prom... 78 00:02:52,557 --> 00:02:54,039 - Oh, hello. - I caught you 79 00:02:54,117 --> 00:02:55,783 when you slid down the rainbow slide. 80 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,452 You did. Let's kiss. A prom kiss. 81 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,454 That's an important kind of kiss. 82 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:01,473 I know. 83 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:02,548 Mmm. 84 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:03,958 Prom-a-lama ding-dong. 85 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,068 We'll find out the details of the challenges tonight. 86 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,571 - Be ready for anything. - Mm, sounds like a lot of work. 87 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:10,131 I'm just gonna be ready for a few things. 88 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:12,210 You guys are gonna have so much fun. 89 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,968 I'm almost jealous, but I'm not 90 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,848 because I get to spend my whole night with Ginger. 91 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:17,539 I even got a blowout from Gretchen 92 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,581 for the occasion. Kinda. 93 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,065 Her hair dryer wasn't working, 94 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:21,976 so she just fanned it with her hand really fast. 95 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:25,312 I also fashioned my hair today because I will have... 96 00:03:25,475 --> 00:03:27,383 someone special in the audience tonight. 97 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:30,651 Ooh, a new potential Mrs. Nat on the horizon? 98 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:33,458 Well, no. It's just our second time hanging out, 99 00:03:33,483 --> 00:03:34,982 but I like her a lot. 100 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,323 She and her daughter are gonna be there tonight, 101 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,658 so I'd sure love to win. 102 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,268 It'd be really nice to win. 103 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:40,585 No pressure on anyone, 104 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,104 but I'd really love to win this one. 105 00:03:42,331 --> 00:03:45,237 Did you hear that, everybody? Do not mess this up for her! 106 00:03:45,262 --> 00:03:47,063 Oh, we'll definitely win this thing. 107 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:49,756 And it's not personal. It's just business. 108 00:03:49,781 --> 00:03:52,069 Sorry, I was trying to get into character. 109 00:03:52,094 --> 00:03:54,260 Uh, I'm not sure what businessmen say. 110 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:55,600 - Not that. - Okay. 111 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,579 I got to go drop my lizards off at the groomer. 112 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,121 Is that a euphemism? 113 00:03:59,146 --> 00:04:01,577 See you guys tonight at 7:00 at the Bog Harbor Speedway. 114 00:04:01,602 --> 00:04:02,918 Yeah, you will. 115 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,443 Well, I'm gonna go drop my lizards off 116 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,444 at the groomer's, too. 117 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:06,745 Excuse me. 118 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:09,719 Aw, look at my elderly babies. 119 00:04:09,744 --> 00:04:11,169 Well, this is quite a spread, Mom. 120 00:04:11,194 --> 00:04:14,330 Cheese and crackers? Someone's going all out. 121 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,502 I like to make it nice for Ginge. 122 00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:18,533 I even got us a very expensive bottle of wine. 123 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,810 Well, it was expensive at one time, but I got it on sale. 124 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,014 - Cheese me, please. - No! That's Ginger's cheese. 125 00:04:23,039 --> 00:04:24,705 - Just one crack-a-lack? - Uh-uh. 126 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,465 Those are the good ones with herbs in them. 127 00:04:26,484 --> 00:04:29,318 I think they're herbs. Maybe they're seeds. Mini mushrooms? 128 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:30,802 Oh là là. 129 00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:33,774 Someone's tighty and whitey and looking all righty. 130 00:04:33,799 --> 00:04:35,860 Like a gorgeous albino sausage. 131 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:37,476 - Uh, thank you. - How do I look? 132 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:38,787 How don't you look. 133 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,404 Oh, you're beautiful, honey. 134 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:42,958 I know this isn't my real prom, but I still feel excited. 135 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,259 It's like a preview for a movie I know I'm gonna love. 136 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,888 Hey, since I'm pretending to be a prom teen tonight, 137 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,725 could I maybe borrow the emergency phone like a real teen? 138 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,704 And maybe I could text Jimmy Jr. a little bit? 139 00:04:52,729 --> 00:04:54,615 I... S-Sure. I guess that's fine. 140 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,022 - I'll-I'll go get it. - Great. I already have it. 141 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,807 Oh. Okay. Well, we got to go. 142 00:04:58,832 --> 00:04:59,998 Have fun with Ginger, Lin. 143 00:05:00,088 --> 00:05:02,996 Well, it's impossible not to because... 144 00:05:03,021 --> 00:05:04,722 - ♪ Ginger is com... ♪ - Yup. We got it. 145 00:05:04,747 --> 00:05:05,777 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 146 00:05:05,802 --> 00:05:06,818 Stay out of our rooms. 147 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:09,356 Oh, waiting is killing me. 148 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:11,653 Oof. No, my armpits are killing me. 149 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,173 Come on, you two. You're coming with me. 150 00:05:13,197 --> 00:05:14,421 There you go. 151 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,273 Now, you guys behave the rest of the night. 152 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:17,659 Belchers. 153 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,593 Welcome to the Limo-vitational, 154 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:21,735 the biggest night in limo racing. 155 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,235 Also the only night in limo racing. 156 00:05:24,268 --> 00:05:27,108 Thanks. It's nice to be out of the office. 157 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,499 Sorry, I keep trying to do business guy talk. 158 00:05:29,524 --> 00:05:30,690 You do keep trying. 159 00:05:30,715 --> 00:05:32,416 Okay, don't look now, but that woman 160 00:05:32,441 --> 00:05:35,388 right up there in the stands with the teen daughter is Peggy. 161 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:36,868 Okay, so you're all just looking at Peggy? 162 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:38,779 - Yep. - I'm waggling my fingers at her. 163 00:05:38,798 --> 00:05:40,147 - Waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle. - Gene. 164 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:41,833 Now, let's win this thing to impress her 165 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:43,018 so she falls in love with me. 166 00:05:43,169 --> 00:05:45,687 And marries me and has, uh, children with me, 167 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,442 and we share lizards together. 168 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:49,367 Okay, so the announcer over there 169 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,622 will call out each round and let us know 170 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,404 what the specific challenge will be for each passenger. 171 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:54,944 You guys want a hot dog for energy 172 00:05:54,969 --> 00:05:57,085 before the race starts? I made them myself from scratch. 173 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:59,241 Yes. A hot dog for a hot Gene. 174 00:05:59,249 --> 00:06:00,673 Let me just see if Jimmy Jr. 175 00:06:00,692 --> 00:06:02,025 Got any of my very cool texts 176 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,837 that I sent him on the drive over here. 177 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:05,299 Huh, no response yet. 178 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,731 Maybe I'll just send one more. 179 00:06:06,756 --> 00:06:08,585 So, one more fun prom thought. 180 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:09,776 If proms were people, 181 00:06:09,901 --> 00:06:11,584 what kind of dances would they go to? 182 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:12,961 Again, this is Tina. Send. 183 00:06:13,311 --> 00:06:15,996 Texting from my family's emergency phone. 184 00:06:16,216 --> 00:06:18,142 But this is not an emergency. Send. 185 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:20,410 But I would love to hear back from you. 186 00:06:20,428 --> 00:06:21,411 But no stress. 187 00:06:21,429 --> 00:06:23,579 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 188 00:06:23,604 --> 00:06:25,571 Double-hang-loose emoji, and send. 189 00:06:25,665 --> 00:06:28,003 Maybe it's good you don't have your own phone. 190 00:06:28,028 --> 00:06:31,322 Where are you, Ginger? 191 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,256 Hurry up and get here before I drink all the cheap wine 192 00:06:33,274 --> 00:06:35,493 and have to start drinking the less cheap wine. 193 00:06:37,835 --> 00:06:40,954 Hello? Oh, hey, you. Are you almost here? 194 00:06:40,979 --> 00:06:42,692 Want to talk on the phone until you are? 195 00:06:42,717 --> 00:06:44,744 Ooh, honk your horn. I'll see if I can hear ya. 196 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:47,039 Oh, no, your car broke down? 197 00:06:47,064 --> 00:06:49,536 You can still get here without an engine, right? 198 00:06:49,561 --> 00:06:51,136 It's mostly downhill. 199 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,553 No, no, you're right, safety first. 200 00:06:53,578 --> 00:06:55,123 That's okay, hon. 201 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:56,566 Yeah, we can do it another time. 202 00:06:56,639 --> 00:06:57,989 Ah, poop. 203 00:06:58,345 --> 00:07:01,030 ♪ Ginger... ♪ 204 00:07:01,368 --> 00:07:03,594 Oof. ♪ ... er. ♪ 205 00:07:07,262 --> 00:07:09,579 Well, what am I supposed to do now? 206 00:07:09,731 --> 00:07:12,108 I wanted to drink wine and talk to my girlfriend. 207 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:14,233 Dang it. Well, I may as well call Gayle 208 00:07:14,253 --> 00:07:16,327 and make sure her couch didn't eat her. 209 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:18,473 Hey, it's me. How's it going? 210 00:07:18,498 --> 00:07:21,316 No, Gayle, don't-don't glue your couch shut. 211 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:24,243 All right, limo racers, we're ready to get started. 212 00:07:24,263 --> 00:07:27,322 The first challenge is called "Keep That Coffee Off Me." 213 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:29,610 Each driver will have to take an important businessperson 214 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:31,227 to their meeting, but the twist is, 215 00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:33,639 your client will be holding a briefcase in one hand 216 00:07:33,664 --> 00:07:35,641 and a huge cup of coffee in the other. 217 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:37,253 Get them to the conference room first 218 00:07:37,278 --> 00:07:39,759 without staining their white suit to win the round. 219 00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:41,169 All right, Bob, here we go! 220 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,323 We'll never speak to you again if you lose. 221 00:07:43,348 --> 00:07:44,764 Have fun! 222 00:07:44,783 --> 00:07:46,570 - Wow, this coffee is hot. - Yup. 223 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:48,503 If you spill, it's gonna burn your penis, Bob. 224 00:07:48,528 --> 00:07:49,528 Get in, get in, get in. 225 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,570 - I want to win for her love. - Okay. 226 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,997 Hey. You know, I'm actually pretty good at this. 227 00:07:58,021 --> 00:07:59,756 I guess all those years in the restaurant 228 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,022 serving coffee paid off. 229 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:02,444 Well, we're still on the straightaway, Robert. 230 00:08:02,468 --> 00:08:04,859 We're about to get to the cones, so look alive back there. 231 00:08:04,878 --> 00:08:07,851 Oh, oh, oh, oh, God. 232 00:08:07,876 --> 00:08:09,358 Hang in there, penis. 233 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,153 Hello. Thanks for letting me come over. 234 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:16,016 I swear I heard the couch making a lip-licking sound. 235 00:08:16,282 --> 00:08:17,941 So, what happened to helping the kids 236 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:19,380 with their Saturday tests? 237 00:08:19,405 --> 00:08:20,513 Oh, yeah. 238 00:08:20,538 --> 00:08:21,980 B-Bob's out with them now 239 00:08:22,179 --> 00:08:24,012 doing, um, night tutoring 240 00:08:24,047 --> 00:08:26,216 at the, uh, night library. 241 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:27,474 Hey, you want some wine? 242 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:30,540 Well, maybe half a cup. You know I'm trying to cut out liquids. 243 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:31,640 Right, right. 244 00:08:31,665 --> 00:08:34,267 I can't believe you put all this out for me. 245 00:08:34,292 --> 00:08:36,436 Well, uh, you're going through a lot 246 00:08:36,461 --> 00:08:38,127 with your couch and stuff. 247 00:08:38,152 --> 00:08:40,608 - Cheers. - Ow. Why'd you hit my glass? 248 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,966 Gonna sit over here if you're gonna be weird. 249 00:08:42,991 --> 00:08:44,612 Do you mind if I take my shoes off? 250 00:08:44,637 --> 00:08:46,895 I have a foot fungus up to my ankles, 251 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,196 and it's really itchy. 252 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:49,829 I'm just gonna rub them on your rug. 253 00:08:49,848 --> 00:08:51,216 - Oh, oh. - Nope, nope. 254 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,001 - Oh, that's good. - Uh, here, eat a cracker. 255 00:08:53,026 --> 00:08:54,784 It's got herbs. It's got herbs. 256 00:08:55,065 --> 00:08:56,489 Ugh, this tastes weird. 257 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:58,042 - That's the herbs. - I don't like 'em. 258 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:01,059 Okay. So, do you know any good gossip? 259 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:03,572 Well, I heard there's a new Toyota Tacoma 260 00:09:03,597 --> 00:09:06,782 coming out with a ton of manufacturer's rebates. 261 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,066 Wow. 262 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:10,759 - Ah! Who's here? - Huh, I don't know. 263 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:11,868 Hi, Lin. 264 00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:13,347 Gretchen, what are you doing here? 265 00:09:13,372 --> 00:09:15,096 You left this at the salon today. 266 00:09:15,115 --> 00:09:17,656 I thought it was drugs, but I don't feel anything, 267 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,768 so I think it's just regular food in a bag. 268 00:09:19,786 --> 00:09:21,263 Oh, my travel fudge. 269 00:09:21,288 --> 00:09:22,968 Okay, well, I'm gonna go see if I can sneak 270 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:25,250 into the back of that bar I got banned from. 271 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:27,085 I'm gonna get really drunk and win them over. 272 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:30,386 Actually, Gayle's here and we're drinking some wine 273 00:09:30,419 --> 00:09:32,343 and she's being very fun. 274 00:09:32,368 --> 00:09:33,942 - You want to come in? - Sure. 275 00:09:33,967 --> 00:09:35,660 I haven't eaten yet, so I should at least 276 00:09:35,685 --> 00:09:37,929 have wine in my stomach before I drink. 277 00:09:38,081 --> 00:09:39,431 Okay, no coffee. 278 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:41,691 No coffee there. Huge pit stains. 279 00:09:41,716 --> 00:09:43,124 Mmm, maybe we don't need to... 280 00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:45,937 I mean, just out of this world sized sweat marks. 281 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:46,978 ... comment on that. 282 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,555 But otherwise, the suit is clean. 283 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:51,695 And the winner of round one is 284 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,794 Nat Kinkle. 285 00:09:52,819 --> 00:09:54,560 Yes! 286 00:09:55,271 --> 00:09:57,949 Hmm, still no reaction from Jimmy Jr. to my prom texts. 287 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,503 Maybe it's the reception? 288 00:09:59,528 --> 00:10:02,597 I'll just hold the phone up above my head and text everything again. 289 00:10:02,622 --> 00:10:04,441 I mean, he's probably just as obsessed 290 00:10:04,466 --> 00:10:06,509 about a dance three years from now as you are, right? 291 00:10:06,534 --> 00:10:08,406 Isn't everybody obsessed with all the dances 292 00:10:08,431 --> 00:10:09,809 they have coming up in their lives? 293 00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:11,600 I'm excited about the touchdown dance I have 294 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,659 in case I get drafted into the NFL. 295 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:14,816 It's a little emo. 296 00:10:14,841 --> 00:10:16,266 And now, for round two, 297 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,101 "Flight of the Living Wed." 298 00:10:18,456 --> 00:10:20,577 It's time to take your two old ladies to the airport 299 00:10:20,602 --> 00:10:22,088 to catch a red-eye flight 300 00:10:22,107 --> 00:10:24,069 to their godson's destination wedding. 301 00:10:24,094 --> 00:10:27,698 They know the marriage won't last, but they love a buffet. 302 00:10:27,723 --> 00:10:30,298 - Gene, Louise, you're up. - Come on, Doris. 303 00:10:30,323 --> 00:10:33,418 - Let's go be old, I guess. - I'm Ethel. You're Doris. 304 00:10:33,443 --> 00:10:36,669 And uh-oh, on the way to the airport there's a... 305 00:10:36,688 --> 00:10:38,712 zombie apocalypse. 306 00:10:38,737 --> 00:10:40,762 Ha-ha! Zombies? 307 00:10:40,787 --> 00:10:42,376 He should've opened with that. 308 00:10:42,401 --> 00:10:44,902 Passengers, you're gonna have to pop out the moon roof and use 309 00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:47,432 the provided squirt guns to try to mow down 310 00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:48,848 the most undead Freds. 311 00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:51,016 Yes, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. 312 00:10:52,591 --> 00:10:54,544 Blast them, little Belchers. 313 00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:57,594 I think this is the first time 314 00:10:57,619 --> 00:10:58,985 I've ever felt real joy. 315 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,267 And I'm farting. 316 00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:02,773 Those hot dogs will do that. Turning on the fan. 317 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,531 Ooh, that's the fancy stuff. 318 00:11:05,556 --> 00:11:07,719 - Pinot Gimme-o. - Oh, yeah. 319 00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:11,295 Uh, I was saving it for later, but I guess we might as well drink it. 320 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,450 - I'll go get you a glass. - Get me a mug. 321 00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:15,607 It holds more and won't break if I bite on it, 322 00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:17,320 like stupid wine glasses. 323 00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:19,412 Okay, not the night I was expecting, 324 00:11:19,453 --> 00:11:21,716 and I'm gonna have to deep-clean Gayle's foot fungus 325 00:11:21,741 --> 00:11:23,318 out of the carpet, but... 326 00:11:23,343 --> 00:11:26,287 ♪ Gayle and Gretchen, kind of fun. ♪ 327 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,131 Hello? 328 00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:30,869 Ginger? They got your car started? 329 00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:32,135 That's great. 330 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,925 No, no. It's-it's never too late. 331 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:35,609 Okay, hon. I'll see you in 45 minutes. 332 00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:39,527 So, Ginger is coming, and Gretchen and Gayle are here. 333 00:11:39,552 --> 00:11:40,604 Maybe that'll be fine. 334 00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:42,312 Can you hurry up with that mug? 335 00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:44,796 And can you bring me some Vaseline for my feet? 336 00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:48,099 - A bunch of the skin is falling off. - Nope, nope. Can't do it. 337 00:11:48,118 --> 00:11:49,244 ♪ I'll just send these two home ♪ 338 00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:51,308 ♪ And have Ginger alone. ♪ 339 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,494 - What? - Nothing. Coming. 340 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,638 Ooh, that's a big skin flake. 341 00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:00,110 Ooh, ooh, Linda, mug me. 342 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:01,681 I'm gonna take some of this fancy wine 343 00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:02,649 and dip a cracker in it. 344 00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:05,769 Oh, well, you're not gonna believe this, 345 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:08,152 but that was the wine company on the phone. 346 00:12:08,177 --> 00:12:11,471 And it turns out that the pinot grigio has been recalled. 347 00:12:11,496 --> 00:12:13,330 It's, uh... it's got poison in it. 348 00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:16,098 See? This is why I'm getting off liquids. 349 00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:17,576 How much poison we talking? 350 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:19,503 Linda, you know me. I can have a little poison. 351 00:12:19,528 --> 00:12:21,603 No, no. Let me give you some of this red. 352 00:12:21,622 --> 00:12:22,955 But just, like, a glass 353 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,780 'cause I bet in like five to 30 minutes 354 00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:26,085 we'll be ready to go home, right? 355 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,178 I know I am, and I'm already home. 356 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,713 Oh, I know what we could do. 357 00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:31,347 Linda, remember when we were little 358 00:12:31,373 --> 00:12:33,449 and we used to prank-call places and say, 359 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:34,869 "Is there a John there? 360 00:12:34,894 --> 00:12:38,120 A Big John? Because we have diarrhea." 361 00:12:39,398 --> 00:12:41,381 Oh, yeah, we did used to do that. 362 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:43,383 I forgot. But you can't do that anymore. 363 00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:44,754 Everyone has caller I.D. 364 00:12:44,779 --> 00:12:46,071 - Womp, womp. - Uh-uh. 365 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,554 You can just do star-six-seven. 366 00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:49,055 You can call any ex-boyfriend 367 00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:51,558 at any time of day or night, and they won't know it's you 368 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,078 no matter how many times you call. 369 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,399 - Or that's what I heard. - I'll do the first one. 370 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:58,101 These three sips of wine are making me wild. 371 00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,992 - Give me the phone. - Oh, call my gym. 372 00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:02,126 They're open 24 hours, and they're stupid. 373 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:03,949 They won't let me sleep on the treadmill. 374 00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:06,428 Uh, yes, hello. This is Sandra. 375 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,211 Is there a John there? 376 00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:09,576 A Big John? 377 00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:13,231 Because I have diarrhea. 378 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,393 - I have dia... - That's good. 379 00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:18,677 It is pretty funny. Diarrhea. 380 00:13:18,771 --> 00:13:21,497 - Do another. Do another. - Okay. Maybe one more. 381 00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:23,557 I'll do it. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. 382 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,811 Go, Louise! Go, Gene! 383 00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:27,869 - I think they're gonna win. - Oh, uh, yay. 384 00:13:27,929 --> 00:13:30,263 I thought you'd be more into this zombie apocalypse thing 385 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:32,766 because of your not weird zombie thing, 386 00:13:32,785 --> 00:13:34,843 but are you a little bit too worried about 387 00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,109 whether or not Jimmy Jr. 388 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,165 - Texts you back? Just asking. - No, I think I'm 389 00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:39,681 - worrying the right amount. - Okay. 390 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,419 I-I mean, it's just this dress got me thinking about prom 391 00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:44,047 and about going with Jimmy Jr. 392 00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:46,665 And I-I was hoping Jimmy Jr. Would be excited about prom. 393 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,299 He was kind of my prom go-to. 394 00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:49,685 But if he's not excited about prom, 395 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,470 then I don't know who I would go with, and... 396 00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,430 and-and-and what if no one asks me to prom? 397 00:13:53,455 --> 00:13:54,817 Oh, well, Tina... 398 00:13:54,842 --> 00:13:58,550 And now for the final round, it's "Prom in 60 Seconds," 399 00:13:58,644 --> 00:14:01,203 when your prom queen finds out the prom king 400 00:14:01,221 --> 00:14:04,493 has stood her up and she's all alone in your limo. 401 00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:06,185 - Oh, no. - Oh, no! 402 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,467 All alone? On prom? 403 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,638 Prom queens, when I say, "Go," you must run down the track 404 00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:13,732 and hide behind the trash can in your lane, 405 00:14:13,757 --> 00:14:15,619 then wait for your driver to parallel park 406 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:18,266 in these tiny spaces marked off by cones, 407 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,623 collect you and physically 408 00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:22,368 carry you back to the limo to get you to the prom. 409 00:14:22,393 --> 00:14:23,909 - Uh... - Oh, boy. 410 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:24,932 You got this, Tina! 411 00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:27,229 This is it! This is for all the chips! 412 00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:28,541 Wait, there are chips? Where? 413 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,507 Tina, you okay? 414 00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:33,919 And, prom queens, go, go, go. 415 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,709 Tina? Tina, where are you going? 416 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,095 Stop. Tina? 417 00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:44,671 Tina, no. Tina! 418 00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:48,443 Well, do you have a Big John or not, Reggie? 419 00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:52,104 No, it's not Linda Belcher. Bye. 420 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:58,083 Oh, gosh, is that the time? I lost track. 421 00:14:58,108 --> 00:15:00,183 Uh, w-we should probably call it a night, huh? 422 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,953 - Really? Already? - What? No. 423 00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:03,541 I've only had one mug of wine. 424 00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:06,022 I've gone to my fencing class drunker than this. 425 00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:08,783 Hey, you know, I-I-I feel like, um, 426 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,154 maybe I'm getting diarrhea. 427 00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:12,679 All that diarrhea talk shook something up in there. 428 00:15:12,864 --> 00:15:13,971 Oh, I can feel it coming on. 429 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,291 Oh, gosh, it's moving. I'm running to the bathroom. 430 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,425 So, uh, just let yourselves out, okay? 431 00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:19,670 Just go. Go, go, go. 432 00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:22,046 - Okay. We got it. - All right, I'm leaving. 433 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,649 Hello? Oh, hi, Ginger. 434 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:28,658 No, no, I got all the wine we need, hon. 435 00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:29,924 Okay, I'll see you soon. 436 00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:31,709 Okay. 437 00:15:31,741 --> 00:15:35,056 - Who was that? - Oh, um, no one. 438 00:15:35,081 --> 00:15:37,340 Was that Ginger, Linda? 439 00:15:37,365 --> 00:15:38,557 Is she coming over here now? 440 00:15:38,582 --> 00:15:41,541 Is that why you were trying to get us out? 441 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,308 - No. - Wait, Ginger is coming over? 442 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,000 Yeah. Ginger, her real friend. 443 00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,951 The wine, the cheese. 444 00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:51,658 None of this was for me, was it, Linda? 445 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,441 I don't even know if you do think 446 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,299 my couch is trying to eat me. 447 00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:56,873 I do, Gayle. I do. 448 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,799 Oh, so that's why you wouldn't let me 449 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,084 have any of the good wine. 450 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:01,754 You didn't want me to put it in my garbage mouth. 451 00:16:01,779 --> 00:16:04,171 - I'm not worthy. - That's right, Gretel. 452 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,070 - Gretchen. - No, wait. That's not it. I... 453 00:16:07,095 --> 00:16:08,670 Why couldn't we hang out with Ginger? 454 00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:12,991 - We're not fun enough, Lin? - No, it's just that Ginger is special. 455 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,303 - Oh. - Oh, "special Ginger." 456 00:16:15,328 --> 00:16:18,663 La-la-la. We better hurry so she doesn't see us. 457 00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:21,611 - She'd probably throw up. - Yeah. We'll get out of the way. 458 00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:24,953 You know, I hope you both do get diarrhea 459 00:16:24,978 --> 00:16:28,330 so you can bond over how special it is. 460 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,326 No, guys, wait. 461 00:16:29,351 --> 00:16:30,916 Come on, let's go to my apartment, Gayle. 462 00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:33,709 I have some tequila someone left in the hallway we can drink. 463 00:16:36,635 --> 00:16:38,867 - Oh, my God, what was that? - We both fell down 464 00:16:38,891 --> 00:16:40,437 - the stairs a little bit! - Oh, no. 465 00:16:40,461 --> 00:16:41,185 Ow! 466 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,193 What was that? 467 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,018 I opened the door into Gayle's head! 468 00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:46,303 What do you care? Are you okay? You're okay, right? 469 00:16:46,328 --> 00:16:48,336 It hurts a little. And my feet itch. 470 00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:51,437 Hurts less than how you just made her feel, Linda! 471 00:16:51,462 --> 00:16:52,312 Yeah. 472 00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:53,410 Ow. 473 00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:54,508 Sorry, sorry. We're leaving. 474 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:56,213 Aw, nuts. 475 00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:01,209 Ugh, I feel awful. 476 00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:02,639 Gayle and Gretchen hate me. 477 00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,054 ♪ Is it bad ♪ 478 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:07,447 ♪ That I was so glad to see Ginger? ♪ 479 00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:08,928 ♪ She's my friend ♪ 480 00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:12,619 ♪ And I wanted to spend some time on our own ♪ 481 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:15,393 ♪ But when my night failed to set sail ♪ 482 00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:17,873 ♪ Was I just using Gretchen and Gayle? ♪ 483 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:20,231 Oof. It's bad again. I'm disgusting. 484 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,280 ♪ I know that Ginger cares for me ♪ 485 00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:25,287 ♪ But tonight Gayle and Gretchen ♪ 486 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,072 ♪ Were there for me ♪ 487 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,741 ♪ And we had fun calling about diarrhea ♪ 488 00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:31,426 ♪ On the phone. ♪ 489 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,904 I got to fix this. 490 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,262 I'm coming, Gretchen and Gayle. 491 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,138 Oh, my face! You stupid door. 492 00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:38,836 Tina? Uh... 493 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,086 A-Are you okay? Can I come in? 494 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:42,845 Or maybe you could open the door? 495 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:43,744 No, thank you. 496 00:17:43,769 --> 00:17:45,090 I can't just leave you 497 00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:46,925 in the speedway bathroom forever, Tina. 498 00:17:46,943 --> 00:17:48,776 It's fine. I can make it work. 499 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,239 Look, I-I know you're worried about prom. 500 00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,856 - In three years from now, but... - Hey, Bob. 501 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,542 What's the status? How's our girl doing? 502 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,912 She-she's okay. 503 00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,712 She's just not coming out of the bathroom. 504 00:17:58,737 --> 00:18:00,357 Hey, Tina, you know, 505 00:18:00,382 --> 00:18:02,342 I guess you could wind up without a date. 506 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,442 - I could? - W-W-Wait, wait, wait. 507 00:18:04,535 --> 00:18:05,815 I-I... you didn't let me finish. 508 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,856 I was gonna say, "But I really doubt it." 509 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,251 If, in three years, you're still this excited 510 00:18:10,276 --> 00:18:12,185 about the prom, I'm sure you're gonna go 511 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,618 and you're gonna have a good time, 512 00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:15,188 with or without a date. 513 00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:16,955 I know you'd rather go with a date, 514 00:18:16,973 --> 00:18:19,359 and that's probably what's gonna happen because 515 00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:21,823 you're beautiful and smart and fun, 516 00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:24,940 but if it doesn't happen, you'll still have a good time 517 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:27,943 because you'll get a nice dress, okay, and you'll dance, 518 00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:29,928 and you'll probably drink a little bit of alcohol, 519 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,114 even though you shouldn't, and you'll look around 520 00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:33,949 and be like, "I don't have to see 521 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:35,974 any of these people ever again if I don't want to." 522 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,660 You'll have fun because, Tina, you're fun. 523 00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:40,645 I will? I am? 524 00:18:40,664 --> 00:18:42,571 Yes. Very much. 525 00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,621 Okay. I'm gonna come out now. 526 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,668 Sorry, did I ruin the race? 527 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,933 Uh, no. I'm amazing at parallel parking. 528 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,574 And everyone else isn't, and they're still trying to do it. 529 00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:54,077 But we should get going now if we're gonna win this thing. 530 00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:56,229 Okay, what do we do? Oh, you're picking me up. 531 00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:57,254 Okay, bye, guys. 532 00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:59,002 - Look at her go. - That's our Tina. 533 00:18:59,027 --> 00:19:01,523 I meant Nat, but Tina's fine, too. 534 00:19:02,513 --> 00:19:05,330 And the winner is Nat Kinkle. 535 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,838 Yes, we won! 536 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:09,783 Oh, I have so much adrenaline right now. 537 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,265 Let's slap each other in the face. 538 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,290 You want a slap, Dad? 539 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:13,965 Uh, yeah, I'll take one. 540 00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:21,610 Oh, look, Gayle. It's Ginger's friend, Linda. 541 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:22,687 What an honor. 542 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,090 - Can I come in? - Sure. 543 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:26,374 - Hi, Gayle. - Oh, sorry, Linda. 544 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,836 I didn't hear you come in 545 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,044 because we were having so much fun without you. 546 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,932 Okay, you're both mad at me, and you should be mad at me. 547 00:19:32,957 --> 00:19:34,957 I was so focused on my other friend coming over 548 00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:36,344 that I didn't see the friends 549 00:19:36,369 --> 00:19:37,960 that were right in front of my dumb face. 550 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,388 And I made you feel bad. And I'm sorry. 551 00:19:40,419 --> 00:19:42,017 Gretchen, you're a great friend. 552 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,541 And-and, Gayle, you're a great sister. 553 00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:45,842 But am I also your friend? 554 00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:47,988 Gayle, what? Yes. 555 00:19:48,215 --> 00:19:49,380 Just 'cause I love Ginger 556 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:50,973 and I love to spend time with her alone 557 00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:53,028 doesn't mean you're not special to me, too. 558 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:55,495 You and I have something I'll never have with her. 559 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,881 We're family. 560 00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:59,057 And there's no stronger bond than family. 561 00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:00,885 Except maybe if someone gives you a kidney. 562 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,193 Or an eye. Ooh, spooky. 563 00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:05,230 Aw, Linda. I'd take your eye. That one. 564 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:07,248 And... I brought the good wine. 565 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,623 Three mugs coming up. 566 00:20:08,648 --> 00:20:11,229 Actually, is it okay if we do four? 567 00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:12,990 Oh, that must be her. 568 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,308 I left a note for Ginger to meet us over here. 569 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,219 I want all my girlfriends together tonight. 570 00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:19,335 I don't mind as long as she's willing to fence me. 571 00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:22,413 I was just about to fence Gayle, but I'll fence her instead. 572 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,559 You must be Ginger. Hi, hon. 573 00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,008 En garde! 574 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:27,705 It's still pretty early. 575 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,822 We could drive around and look for another limo race. 576 00:20:29,847 --> 00:20:32,681 I'm in. Dad? 577 00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,929 - Hello? - Hey, Tina. It's Jimmy Jr. 578 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:38,290 Uh, I just wanted to say hi and sorry if I missed prom. 579 00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,166 Was it tonight? I think I didn't pay attention 580 00:20:40,191 --> 00:20:41,541 during announcements or something. 581 00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:43,912 Oh, no. It's not for three years. 582 00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:45,712 Oh, okay. That's good. 583 00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:48,106 So, um, I'll call you back then? 584 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:50,004 - Not if I call you first. - What? 585 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,029 Oh, never mind. Uh, good night, Jimmy Jr. 586 00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:53,202 I knew they were good texts. 587 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,572 - What? - Nothing. I meant to hang up. Bye. 588 00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:59,617 Hey, is that Mom leaving that bar? 589 00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:00,779 Is she holding a sword? 590 00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:02,711 ♪ That red hair ♪ 591 00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,138 ♪ That friendly stare ♪ 592 00:21:04,301 --> 00:21:06,543 ♪ She makes me feel debonair ♪ 593 00:21:06,568 --> 00:21:07,975 ♪ It's Ginger ♪ 594 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:10,462 ♪ Her empathetic listening ♪ 595 00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:12,721 ♪ The way her jewelry's glistening ♪ 596 00:21:12,741 --> 00:21:14,830 ♪ She's the one I'm miss-ening ♪ 597 00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:16,463 ♪ Oh, Ginger ♪ 598 00:21:16,556 --> 00:21:21,058 ♪ When she drives here from 82 miles away ♪ 599 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,687 ♪ It's like a Ginger-Linda holiday ♪ 600 00:21:23,712 --> 00:21:25,062 ♪ Ginger-Linda holiday ♪ 601 00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:26,840 ♪ When she walks down the street ♪ 602 00:21:26,865 --> 00:21:29,124 ♪ You hear everybody say ♪ 603 00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:31,752 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 604 00:21:31,777 --> 00:21:33,219 ♪ It's Ginger. ♪ 605 00:21:33,244 --> 00:21:37,082 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --