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{\an8}I still can't believe
the Cosmic Drive-In's closing.

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{\an8}Aw, poor drive-in.

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{\an8}But I'm glad you kids will get to see it
before it's gone.

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{\an8}Always interested in your
disappearing way of life, Dad.

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{\an8}- Tell us again about print media?
- Louise.

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{\an8}I used to go there all the time
when I was a kid.

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{\an8}Or, well, a few times.

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{\an8}And you met Ramona.

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{\an8}Who's Ramona?

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{\an8}She was the first girl
that ever talked to your dad.

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{\an8}- Pretty much, yeah.
- Aw.

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{\an8}Mom was the first girl
that ever talked to me.

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{\an8}I felt so special.

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{\an8}Ugh. This lady from the PTA.

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{\an8}I texted her on our group chat.

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{\an8}I said, "Are you bringing four tables

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{\an8}or five tables to the bake sale?"

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{\an8}- And she texts back, "Got it."
- Huh.

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{\an8}And then Colleen writes back,
"Which is it?"

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{\an8}And then an hour later,
Maryanne finally texts back,

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{\an8}"How many tables for the bake sale?"

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{\an8}And I say, "We need five total.

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{\an8}Can you bring five, or do we
need to find another table?"

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{\an8}And she just wrote back,
"See you then."

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{\an8}And you're confused because...

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{\an8}Maybe you should just call her?

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{\an8}And what, talk to her? No, thanks.

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{\an8}I'll just complain about her
on our other text chain

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{\an8}where a few of us vent about

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{\an8}Maryanne's weird, confusing texts.

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{\an8}So you're talking about her
behind her back.

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{\an8}No, I'm texting about her
behind her back.

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{\an8}- Got it.
- Well, I'm so glad

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{\an8}Teddy told us about tonight, or else

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{\an8}we would've missed the final screening.

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{\an8}What's the movie we're seeing again?

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{\an8}<i>Attack of the Man-Monsters.</i>

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{\an8}It's a great movie from the '60s.

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{\an8}Well, it's a movie from the '60s.

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{\an8}This drive-in likes to play old movies.

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{\an8}So glad it's an old movie

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{\an8}and not one of those
boring new movies.

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{\an8}Please tell me it's slow-paced.

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{\an8}Oh, come on, kids, we're gonna be

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{\an8}watching a movie under the stars.

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Plus you can sneak in
all the food you want.

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The car is like a giant purse
with wheels.

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Look, I brought grapes

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and the almost-fancy crackers,

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half a bag of croutons,
and some old deli meat

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that's probably still good.

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Uh-huh. Thank God Tina's sharing

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her weirdly saved-up Halloween
and Easter candy

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that she was somehow able
to keep hidden from us.

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Still waiting on that thank you.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

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God, she's on such a power trip.

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Yes, I am. Call me the Candy Queen.

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Oh, man, the old sign.

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Hmm, it's maybe not working anymore.

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It used to be really cool-looking.

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Eh, who wants to see it
when it was cool?

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It's more fun to have your Dad wait

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until the place is about to shut down

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and then vaguely describe
what it was like.

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One ticket, please.

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It's just me. No one else.

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I'm totally alone.

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Pipe down, Harold.

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You're gonna blow our cover.

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Okay. Enjoy the movie.

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Hi. Uh, five tickets, please.

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The station to tune into the movie

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will be on your receipt.

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Oh. Uh, when did they
get rid of the speakers?

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Uh, I think like 30 years ago.

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I... I guess I haven't
been here in a while.

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We've been very busy.

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Cool. Be sure to
visit our snack bar.

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Oh, sure, hon. We will.

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Is that a package of deli meat?

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What? No.
How did that get there?

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Two, please.
My mom. She's asleep.

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She loves it here, though. Really.

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Look who saved
several dollars.

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Suckers.

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What's going on out there?

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Open up already.

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Ugh. I can't. It's stuck.

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What?

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Hey, hi, how you doing?

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Let's see, I'll go here,

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Tina's candy bag can go here,

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you guys work out the rest,
and then let's get munching.

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Uh, let's wait until the movie
actually starts

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until we get into the candy, okay, kids?

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- What? Why?
- Because the Candy Queen says so.

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Ugh, fine.

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Gene, be cool.

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Wow. This place.

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<i>I made him let it go.</i>

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Whoa, fly arm.

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Dad? Did you fall asleep
during the movie?

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Uh, yeah,
yeah, I just woke up.

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Oh. Uh, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

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Do you want anything
from the snack bar?

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- Nah, I might just go back to sleep.
- Okay.

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Well, um, have a good, uh, rest.

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You know you could've
brought a friend.

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Well, they were all...
They were busy.

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And you don't really have that many.

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Ah... thanks.

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I'm gonna go get snacks now.

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You got some TP on your shoe.

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Huh? Oh, I wasn't going number two.

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Uh-uh, so I don't even
know how that would've gotten there.

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- Ha! Yeah.
- Mmm-hmm.

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You're Robbie Belcher, right?

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Bobby. Uh, Bob, lately.

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Your name is Bobby Bob Lately?

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Ha! No. Uh, Bob Belcher.

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You're Ramona, right?

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We have, uh, social studies together.

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I don't know your last name.

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Yeah, well, don't bother learning it,

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- 'cause we're moving.
- Oh, really?

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It's fine. The good news is,
my mom's boyfriend Dave

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didn't get invited to join us
in Akron, Ohio.

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So we're having what I'm hoping

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is our last outing together right now.

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Who are you here with?
Someone cool,

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like your mom
and your mom's boyfriend?

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Uh, not my mom.
Uh, I'm here with my dad,

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who's, uh, getting in a nice nap.

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Well, I'm gonna
go get popcorn. You want popcorn?

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I mean,
I'm not gonna buy it for you.

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Just, I buy mine at the same time
as you buy yours?

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Okay! I mean, yeah, sure.

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Oh, my God.

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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What? Lin. What?

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I texted "Maryanne
is such a dumb-belstiltskin"

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to what I thought
was the other text chain,

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but I actually texted it
to the main text chain.

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The one that Maryanne is on.

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What's a "dumb-belstiltskin"?

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You know, like Rumpelstiltskin
but with "dumb"?

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Oh, this is bad. This is very bad.

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Do you want us to workshop
something better?

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Dumbelina's right there if you want it.

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Hello.

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Hi. Welcome.

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I'm Evelyn James.
I'm the owner of the Cosmic Drive-In.

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Wow. Big turnout.

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Where were all of you
for the last 40 years? Ha!

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Just kidding. Mostly.

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Anyway, tonight marks the end of an era.

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The property will officially
be going up for sale tomorrow.

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Ugh, this place can't go away.

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We can't just let it close.

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Whoa. Someone's full of beans tonight.

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I am full of beans, Tina.

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I'm gonna do something about it.

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You're gonna do something
about something?

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- That's not your style.
- I know.

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But I think we have to try
to save the drive-in?

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- Save it? How?
- Like give it a kidney?

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Like, I don't know, uh,
like get a petition going?

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Go around from car to car?

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- Get signatures? Maybe?
- So,

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without any further ado,
I hope you enjoy

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tonight's final feature
<i>Attack of the Man-Monsters.</i>

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And... movie.

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Look, there's tons of people here,

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the place is in decent shape,
it's still got it.

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This is the best way to watch a movie.

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- Oh.
- Oop... um, okay.

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Uh, just a little
technical difficulty, folks.

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We'll get this projector
up and running in just a few moments.

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In the meantime, enjoy some popcorn.

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Uh, okay, now I'm hearing

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that popcorn is unavailable
at the moment.

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The machine is a little bit on fire.

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But there's lots of other
tasty not-on-fire treats,

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so come on down.

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Still worth saving.
Still worth saving.

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Uh, okay, we don't have any paper,

188
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but, uh, people can just sign
these napkins?

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You can use napkins for a petition, right?

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- Unless you're a petition snob.
- Ah, crap.

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I told the main text chain
that me calling Maryanne

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a dumb-belstiltskin was just
some sort of autocorrect thing,

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but now they've gone silent.

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- And my other text chain--
- The gossipy one.

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Shush. They're all freaking out,
and it's not helping.

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Maybe I tell the main one I was hacked?

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I'm sorry, Lin.
Do you want me to stay and help you

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- lie to people on the PTA?
- No, I'll figure it out.

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Okay, I'm gonna
go get petitioning to save this place.

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- Oh, my God.
- Good luck, Dad.

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Ooh, I'm feeling a pee coming on.

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Better go take care of that
before the movie.

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Okay, bye.

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So, should we sneak
a little smidge of sugar

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- while Tina's away?
- But she said to wait.

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- Like a monster.
- Come on, she'll never know.

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- Look at how much there is.
- Good point.

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- Gimme, gimme, gimme.
- Ho, ho, ho.

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- She's got Ka-Bloozies.
- Yes.

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Mmm. Candy good.

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It's a great day to have taste buds.

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And Tina is none the wiser. Whoa.

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Gene, your mouth is really blue.

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Your mouth is really blue.

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Oh, crap.
I forgot Ka-Bloozies did that.

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We were caught up
in the moment of candy bliss.

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Oh, man, Tina's gonna be so mad at us.

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The Candy Queen's
gonna chop off our heads.

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Or worse, never let us have
any of her candy ever again.

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Gah! Maybe we can wash out our mouths.

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Yes. Mom, did you bring water,
by any chance?

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We won't make fun of you if you did.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.

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How's it look now? Ah?

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Still very blue. Me? Ah.

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- Somehow more blue?
- Napkins.

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Now I got bits of napkin in my mouth.

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Daddy, there's a scary man
outside our window.

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Um, yes?

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I'm, uh, I'm not scary.
I was just wondering

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if you'd sign this petition
to save the drive-in.

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- That's a napkin.
- I know.

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It was... It was sort of
a spur-of-the-moment thing.

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But it's a real petition.
Gonna be a real petition.

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- Anyway, if you could just sign--
- Don't do it, Dad.

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- He's a murderer.
- Hey, I'm not a...

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- I'm not a murderer.
- That's what a murderer would say.

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Honey, the kids are scared.

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I think you better
just roll up the window.

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- Sorry.
- Hurry, Dad, hurry!

241
00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:50,821
- Yeah, sorry.
- I, uh...

242
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,489
It's a petition for saving the drive-in.

243
00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:55,991
- The projector's broken.
- Yes, uh, I know, but--

244
00:08:55,992 --> 00:08:57,618
And the sign doesn't even work anymore.

245
00:08:57,619 --> 00:08:58,869
I drove right by the entrance,

246
00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,871
- had to turn around.
- Uh, right.

247
00:09:00,872 --> 00:09:03,167
And I didn't really care
for the last film I saw here.

248
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,253
Well, I don't think
that's really their fault.

249
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,169
Here. Goodbye.

250
00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,881
Uh, that was me. Sneezing.

251
00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,881
- Um...
- Okay, off you go.

252
00:09:10,882 --> 00:09:12,385
Bye-bye now.

253
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,013
Oh, God. Here comes Tina,

254
00:09:18,014 --> 00:09:19,765
and our mouths are still very blue.

255
00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,767
Maybe she doesn't even
like Ka-Bloozies

256
00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,396
and we actually did her a favor?

257
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,314
No matter what, don't open your mouth.

258
00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,399
Okay, now that that's
out of my system.

259
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,442
Yeah, that was a good one.
All right, guys?

260
00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:32,194
Since we've got some time,
I thought we could go over

261
00:09:32,195 --> 00:09:33,821
the candy ground rules. Sound good?

262
00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:34,947
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.

263
00:09:34,948 --> 00:09:37,157
Okay, so, no fighting over candies,

264
00:09:37,158 --> 00:09:38,617
no overstuffing mouthies,

265
00:09:38,618 --> 00:09:40,786
and no "taste it, don't like it,
put it back in the bagsies."

266
00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:41,870
- Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.

267
00:09:41,871 --> 00:09:43,330
Oh, and stay away from the Ka-Bloozies.

268
00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:44,957
- Hmm?
- Yeah, those are for Tina.

269
00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,877
There's three of them,
and I'm saving them

270
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,086
for my big candy finale
near the end of the movie.

271
00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:51,255
So, Ka-Bloozies, not-for-youzies.

272
00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:52,381
Everybody clear on that?

273
00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:53,507
- Mmm...
- Great.

274
00:09:53,508 --> 00:09:56,470
Okay, I've been brainstorming
with the non-Maryanne text chain

275
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,514
and we came up with the perfect plan.

276
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,180
I'm gonna call one of them
the same thing

277
00:10:00,181 --> 00:10:02,516
I called Maryanne
and then take a screenshot

278
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,226
and text it to Maryanne as evidence

279
00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:06,812
that dumb-belstiltskin is just
something I call everyone.

280
00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:07,896
Isn't that smart?

281
00:10:07,897 --> 00:10:08,981
- I mean--
- It is.

282
00:10:08,982 --> 00:10:10,190
<i>Linda? Hello?</i>

283
00:10:10,191 --> 00:10:11,859
<i>Did you mean to call me?</i>

284
00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,861
<i>- It's Maryanne.</i>
- Oh! Oh!

285
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,239
Hang up! Hang up!

286
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,615
What you up to? Bothering people?

287
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,869
Just trying to do a petition thing

288
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,078
to save the drive-in.

289
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,287
Oh, wow. You want some popcorn?

290
00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:25,041
It's burnt but... free?

291
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,500
Uh, okay.

292
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,004
{\an8}You think <i>The Fly</i>
is about Communism?

293
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,507
Yeah, I think all movies from
the '50s were about Communism.

294
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,551
I think it's about not messing
with nature.

295
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,136
But also maybe it's about, like,

296
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,347
the part of you that's weird,
like a fly.

297
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,932
- Your idea sounds smarter.
- I'm very smart.

298
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,434
Hey, you want to see something cool?

299
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,144
Uh, intermission's almost over.

300
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,730
This is worth it, trust me.
You okay with heights?

301
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,523
- Oh. Uh...
- Forget I said heights.

302
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,732
I meant great things.
You okay with great things?

303
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:52,816
- Yes?
- Good.

304
00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:56,280
How'd you like to watch
the rest of the movie from up there?

305
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,201
Huh. I want to save
the drive-in, too,

306
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,493
but I never thought of
actually doing something.

307
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:05,164
I know. Me either.
I never do things.

308
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,041
So, what happens after
you get all the signatures?

309
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,710
Uh, well, I'll present them
to Evelyn and say,

310
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,170
"Look at all these names."

311
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,295
I'm... I'm kind of bad at this.

312
00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:15,174
What you should really do
is something online,

313
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,717
where people can kick in a few bucks?

314
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,177
This place needs money.

315
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,804
Oh. Yeah. That sounds great.

316
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,681
Uh, how do people do that?

317
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,474
Well, there's lots of sites you can use.

318
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,809
You go on one, sign up,

319
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,852
get yourself a link people can go to.

320
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,521
My cousin used MoneyPrettyPlease

321
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,978
to help pay for his dog's braces.

322
00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:32,358
That would be amazing.
Wait, dogs get braces?

323
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,402
He really needed them.
Now that dog's gorgeous.

324
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,445
Uh, so how long does it take

325
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,447
to do one of those online link things?

326
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,947
And... here you go.

327
00:11:39,948 --> 00:11:41,198
Oh. That was fast.

328
00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:43,035
But then you got to let
people know about the link.

329
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,079
- How's your social media presence?
- Um...

330
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,748
I don't think my phone has that.

331
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,291
Well, you just need a way
to get the word out.

332
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,710
Oh. The sign!

333
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,209
I know. Stuff kept breaking,

334
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,752
and Evelyn finally gave up on it.

335
00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:56,173
Wouldn't be so bad if it didn't get
so dark at night, you know?

336
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,007
Right, nighttime's dark,
but if we can get the sign working,

337
00:11:59,008 --> 00:12:00,428
we could put the link on there.

338
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,388
So everyone can see it
when they leave tonight,

339
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,596
and people driving by can see it, too.

340
00:12:04,597 --> 00:12:06,517
And maybe all lit up,
it'll remind people

341
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,310
of what this place used to be.

342
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,896
Huh. Well...
I mean, I can get you a ladder

343
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,187
and letters for the marquee.

344
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:14,066
But I have no clue
how you'd fix the lights.

345
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,485
Oh! I think I know
someone who can help.

346
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,237
Teddy! Teddy!

347
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,448
Shh. Hey, Bob. You made it.

348
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,864
Did you bring Linda and the kids?

349
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:24,243
Yeah. I... I wouldn't come
to a drive-in by myself.

350
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,453
Wait, why are we whispering?

351
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,996
- My mom fell asleep.
- Oh.

352
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,539
She, uh... She ate a gummy.

353
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,416
She was really silly
when we left the house,

354
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,793
but then she conked out
while we were driving over here.

355
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,253
I'm just letting her sleep it off.

356
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,464
Oh. Okay. Uh...

357
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,088
- Well, um, do you have your tools?
- Yeah.

358
00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:39,341
Do you think you could come with me

359
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,843
and help fix the drive-in sign?

360
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,803
Oh. Huh. Maybe.

361
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,138
Wait, do you work here now?

362
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,763
No. Uh, can you just come with me?

363
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,889
It's kind of urgent.

364
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,726
Okay, just let me leave my mom a note.

365
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,561
Uh... I'll use this gum wrapper.

366
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,271
Okay, great. Fine. Here.

367
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,814
"I went with Bob..."

368
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,775
Oh, my God.
"...to fix sign.

369
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,152
- Don't have a lot of details about it."
- Teddy.

370
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,030
Eh, boy, I have to write
pretty small with this thing.

371
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,615
Where's paper when you need it?
Right, Bobby?

372
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,034
Right, I know. I know.
Can we go? Now, please?

373
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,453
Oh, my God, I forgot how high this is.

374
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,662
Forget it. Let's not do it.

375
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,997
- Oh.
- Sorry, I mean...

376
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,582
Uh, let's do it.

377
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,873
Unless you don't want to.

378
00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:15,878
No, no, let's do it, let's...
Let's do it. Yay.

379
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,881
Well, I see why we needed the ladder.

380
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:23,177
Yeah, some of the rungs
on the pole rusted off.

381
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,262
And then the lights broke.
And it was hard to fix.

382
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,389
And then we were just like,
"What if there's no sign?

383
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,849
People should just know things."

384
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,351
- And of course the poison ivy.
- What?

385
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,769
Or regular ivy. I'm not sure.

386
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,437
It'll be a fun surprise for later.

387
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,522
Uh, I guess we should go up?

388
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:37,650
Oh, God.

389
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,988
Wow. This is amazing.

390
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,740
I'm surprised there aren't
more people up here.

391
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,283
- Well, you can't hear it.
- Right.

392
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,618
And if you fall off, you die.

393
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,119
Right.

394
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,454
Ooh, this is a good part.

395
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,707
- That guy's a fly.
- Wow.

396
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,876
It-It's amazing
how you're able to understand movies.

397
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,294
Thank you.

398
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,672
So high up.

399
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,505
- I think I can fix it.
- Oh. Great.

400
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:02,840
I'll do what I can up here,

401
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:05,094
and then there must be
a switch down at the base.

402
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,346
Okay. Uh, Quinn?
Tell me the link you made

403
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,764
and let's start putting it up.

404
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:13,227
Right. It's www.moneyprettyplease.com/

405
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:17,898
1478/save_the_cosmic_ drivein_now.

406
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,110
That's so long.
Does it need to be that long?

407
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,028
I mean, if we want them
to find the website

408
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,030
and give money, then, yeah.

409
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,740
Right. Right. Uh, okay.

410
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,576
Well, we'll... We'll make it work.

411
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,035
Ahhh! Oh, God.

412
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,495
It's a text from Maryanne.

413
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,038
- What's it say?
-"Call me."

414
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,789
Oh, my God.
She's gonna kill me. Over the phone.

415
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,626
Let me think. Quiet. Wait.

416
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,420
It is quiet. That's freaking me out.

417
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,839
Louise? Gene?
What's wrong with you two?

418
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,382
We're fine, we're just patiently waiting

419
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,550
for the movie to start.

420
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,427
And then my face just got so cold.

421
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,554
So I was wondering if I could
watch the movie this way.

422
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,761
But no, sir.

423
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:51,096
Yeah,
good for warming the face,

424
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,975
bad for watching the show.
Can't have it all.

425
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,477
Huh. Yeah. Dark.

426
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,271
I'm surprised, but I'm not surprised.

427
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,689
Okay. I'm gonna throw
the breaker. You ready?

428
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,774
- Ready!
- Ready!

429
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,068
It worked! Great job, Teddy!

430
00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:08,073
Ah, I'm gonna go back
and check on my mom. You guys good?

431
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,241
Yup! Thanks again!

432
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,782
I'd better get back
to the concession stand.

433
00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:11,992
It would suck to lose my job

434
00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:13,454
on the last night this place is open.

435
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,414
Hopefully it's not the last night.

436
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,593
I never want to watch
a movie not from up here.

437
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,429
Yeah. They probably have
drive-ins in Ohio, right?

438
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,637
They're everywhere, I think.

439
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,182
What, they're gonna stop
having drive-ins?

440
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,975
Oh, boy, here it comes.

441
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,438
- He crushed that fly-guy with a rock.
- Yeah.

442
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,982
Seems kinda harsh.
Just because he was a little different.

443
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:46,820
But it's not like he was ever
gonna be Mr. Tons of Friends.

444
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,113
I'd be friends with him.

445
00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:51,490
- Yeah?
- Sure.

446
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:54,453
If he promised to, like,
not land in poop when we hang out.

447
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,288
Yeah, that seems reasonable.

448
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,999
Okay. Better go.

449
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,879
Ah! Oh, no, no, no. No. Crap.

450
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,839
All right. I'll just call--

451
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,964
No!

452
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,842
I did not just drop my phone.

453
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,844
I did. I just dropped my phone.

454
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,681
Teddy! Quinn! Teddy!

455
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,557
Anyone!

456
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,685
Uh, thanks. Thanks so much.

457
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,147
Oh, God. Okay.
I mean, the rungs aren't...

458
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,941
that rusty.

459
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:27,443
Maybe?

460
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,368
Okay. So far so... Ahhh!

461
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,579
Yeah, that's okay.
That's fine.

462
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,750
Oh... I... I didn't...

463
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,127
break anything?

464
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,337
Everything hurts, but nothing's broken.

465
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,505
That's good.

466
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,215
Maybe just call her?

467
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,798
But then I have to talk to her.

468
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,591
Do you want me to call
and pretend to be you?

469
00:16:51,592 --> 00:16:52,720
I do a pretty good Linda.

470
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,971
"Hi, I'm Linda."

471
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,178
Whoa. That is good.

472
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,097
So, uh, still having blanket time?

473
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,181
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

474
00:16:58,182 --> 00:16:59,599
Uh, I found the fart smell unpleasant.

475
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,643
Ugh. I just don't know
what to say to her.

476
00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:02,728
Maybe just be honest?

477
00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,271
Tell her you got frustrated

478
00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,108
and you did something kind of mean
and you're sorry?

479
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,277
Okay. Okay, fine. I'll be honest.

480
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,029
But I might make this call
away from you guys,

481
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,114
in case I change my mind
about the honesty thing.

482
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,533
'Cause someone can be a little judgy.

483
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,285
I think I might stretch my legs, too.

484
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,788
Geez, Gene,
what is the matter with you?

485
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,538
- What have you been eating?
- Candy.

486
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:22,622
Ah-ha!

487
00:17:22,623 --> 00:17:24,626
I knew it. Caught you blue... mouthed!

488
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,837
- You ate my Ka-Bloozies.
- When did you know?

489
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,006
Pretty much right away.
Because it was so obvious.

490
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,258
Plus, no one would stay under
a blanket with Gene that long.

491
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,011
We're sorry. We didn't know
they were your favorite.

492
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,347
So, are we getting
our candy privileges revoked?

493
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,349
- Or just Gene maybe?
- Hey.

494
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,852
No. It was entertaining.
Not as good as a movie,

495
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,269
but a little better than
watching Mom freak out.

496
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,273
And there's still one left.
I can work with that.

497
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,984
- So we'll split it three ways?
- No. No. Back under the blanket.

498
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,986
No!

499
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,569
Bob!

500
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:53,989
Whoa, what happened to you?

501
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,784
Hey, Quinn.
Uh, I sort of pushed over the ladder

502
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,367
and I had to climb down
the rungs and I almost died.

503
00:17:59,368 --> 00:18:00,660
- It's fine.
- Cool.

504
00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:02,790
Well, I just saw Evelyn
heading for the stage.

505
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,122
They must have fixed the projector.

506
00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:06,374
Oh! I should go tell her about the sign.

507
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,793
So she can tell people about it,

508
00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:09,713
and if people want to applaud
when they see the sign,

509
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,379
then that's fine, too.

510
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,175
Okay. Ow. Ow.

511
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,884
Evelyn. Hi. Can I, uh,
can I just real quick--

512
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:18,806
Maybe we can chat
after I do this, heavy-breathing guy?

513
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,848
- I'll be right back. Or I won't.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

514
00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:24,476
Hello, everyone.
Thank you for your patience.

515
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,355
We're ready to roll the film, so...

516
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,231
Wait, the sign's on?
Well, what... what does it say?

517
00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:31,233
It's a MoneyPrettyPlease website thing.

518
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,861
What? Wha... I can't hear you.

519
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,488
We put a website on the sign.

520
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,990
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What are you saying?

521
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,493
Uh, hi. So, uh, me and some others

522
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,162
put a link to a fundraising
website on the marquee.

523
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,453
Is that your dad?

524
00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,833
We were trying to raise money
for the drive-in

525
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,127
- so you don't have to sell.
- What? Really?

526
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,963
Yes. Look, uh,
I'm a small business owner, too.

527
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,966
I get how hard it is
to keep a place going.

528
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,718
And this place is special.
It means something.

529
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,971
All I'm saying is,
maybe this could help?

530
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,305
And maybe you could hold off

531
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,932
on putting this place up for sale?

532
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,934
Oh, no, honey. I want to sell.

533
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,770
- You... You do?
- Oh, yes. Very much.

534
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,315
Listen, I'm sad to say goodbye,
but I want to retire

535
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,360
and travel and spend
more time with my grandkids.

536
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,152
- Even the annoying one.
- Oh.

537
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:18,115
Also, when's the last time
you were here, huh? Be honest.

538
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,324
Um... Well--

539
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,949
- Yeah?
- I... I mean, I...

540
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,452
I used to come here, um...

541
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,913
And I have some
really great memories here.

542
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,040
Well, those aren't going anywhere,
are they?

543
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,043
I'm not selling those.
I mean, if I could, I would,

544
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,129
but I don't know how that technology
would work.

545
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,589
Right. Okay.

546
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,340
I... I mean, I'm glad you're happy.

547
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,051
I did fall pretty far. But it's fine.

548
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,970
Do you mind if I go back

549
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,097
to all the people waiting
for me to finish talking?

550
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,266
Oh, yes. Uh, bye.

551
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,981
Yes! I mean, uh,
who the hell is this guy?

552
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,357
- What?
- Here you go, sir.

553
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,901
I found your crowbar.

554
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,694
Whoa, you look rough.

555
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,779
- I mean, are you okay, hon?
- Yeah.

556
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,074
I'm just glad this place
was here while it was.

557
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,410
Sorry, kids.
Sorry I couldn't save it for you.

558
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,412
Dad, you know movies still exist, right?

559
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,247
And we can watch them in fun places

560
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,249
and brag about it to our kids someday?

561
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,459
Like in the bathroom.

562
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,085
Yeah, I know. Thanks.

563
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,462
Lin, what happened with Maryanne?

564
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,756
Oh, I called her. We talked.

565
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,467
Turns out she's a lovely person
but terrible on text.

566
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,344
Also, they're housebreaking
their new puppy,

567
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,262
so she was all distracted by that.

568
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,890
Anyway, I'm never gonna gossip
about anyone ever again.

569
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,181
- That's nice.
- And look,

570
00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:27,851
she sent me a picture of the puppy.

571
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,186
Aw. Oh.

572
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,313
I know, who knew puppies could be ugly?

573
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,565
A real Scooby-Don't.
Sorry, last gossip.

574
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,067
Now I'm done. Now I'm done!

575
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,860
Okay, pipe down, people.
It's finally starting.

576
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,904
Yes! Candy me, baby!

577
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,239
Okay, okay.

578
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,200
Hey, guys. Mom woke up, so, uh...

579
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,493
You want some deli meat?

580
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,786
Yeah, throw it on top.

581
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,584
{\an8}<i>What is it, Doctor?</i>

582
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,751
{\an8}<i>It appears to be
some kind of monster.</i>

583
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:58,423
{\an8}<i>But also... man. A man-monster.</i>

584
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,884
{\an8}<i>Dear God, how do we fight it?</i>

585
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,680
{\an8}<i>Well, it seems
its one weakness is... love.</i>

586
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,894
{\an8}<i>Oh.</i>

587
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,563
{\an8}<i>Aw.</i>

588
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,819
{\an8}- <i>Oh.</i>
- <i>Huh?</i>