1 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:23,231 {\an8}So this storm front could change course and make landfall this weekend. 2 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,691 {\an8}We're in wait-and-see mode. 3 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,819 {\an8}Either way, don't get mad at me about it. Just doing my best. 4 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,989 {\an8}Aw. Scott Baggs seems really vulnerable right now. That's hot. 5 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,158 {\an8}- Hey, Mr. Fisch. - Hello, burger lady. 6 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,784 {\an8}Tiny people. Hello. 7 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,119 {\an8}Bob. How are you, Bob? 8 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:39,080 {\an8}- Uh... Good. - Good, good, good. 9 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,543 {\an8}Uh, is this about the rent? Sorry. Linda put a smiley face on the check. 10 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,754 {\an8}I thought it was too much. Was it too much? 11 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,881 {\an8}- Is that why you're here? - No. 12 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,758 {\an8}- I enjoyed it. - I knew it. 13 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:53,386 {\an8}What are you doing this weekend, Bob? Nothing fun, interesting or cool, right? 14 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,763 {\an8}Probably not. Why? 15 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:58,850 {\an8}Well, I need a private chef for private cooking at a private location. 16 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,102 {\an8}And yes, you will need to sign this NDA. 17 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,021 {\an8}NDA? No ding-a-lings allowed? 18 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,523 {\an8}Wait. Are you asking me to cater an event or something? 19 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:06,983 {\an8}Yes, a camping event. 20 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,486 {\an8}- Oh, camping. - It's actually more like fancy camping. 21 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,612 {\an8}Flancing, I call it. 22 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:14,532 {\an8}With, let's just say, a secret club of powerful members. 23 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,994 {\an8}A brotherhood, really. The blood oath was fun, but messy. 24 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,497 Mr. Fischoeder, are you in the Illuminati? 25 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,290 You can tell us. We're on the waitlist. 26 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:25,960 No. Those guys wish they were in the Babylon League. 27 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:30,298 {\an8}- The Babalong League? - Babylon, like the ancient, uh, thing. 28 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,842 {\an8}- Oh. - Yes, a bunch of powerful men 29 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,302 {\an8}letting our hair down 30 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:38,181 {\an8}and picking the next president over s'mores and cocktails and naughty jokes. 31 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:41,017 {\an8}None of that makes me want to take this catering gig. Sorry. 32 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,560 {\an8}Bob, I need you. 33 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,564 {\an8}I sort of, kind of forgot that we voted last year to each bring our own chefs 34 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:49,818 {\an8}from now on since everyone's got their "dietary restrictions," 35 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,237 {\an8}and the other members picked the best chefs in town, 36 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,446 {\an8}so now I'm asking you. 37 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,948 - Thank you? - Name your price. 38 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,241 - A billion dollars. - No. 39 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,534 - A million dollars. - No. 40 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,244 - A billion. - She just said that. 41 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,705 - How about $973? - That's very specific. 42 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:05,041 It's the price for a new condenser for the walk-in, 43 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,459 which apparently we need. 44 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,420 The one we have is ready to go to that walk-in in the sky. 45 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:12,715 Right. I guess ignoring that horrible sound isn't gonna fix it. 46 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,509 - Boring, but sold. - Really? 47 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:18,221 - So, Bob, do we have a deal? - Okay, I guess I'll do it. 48 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,558 Yay! Wait, there might be a storm. Aren't you worried about the weather? 49 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,894 You don't really need to worry about weather when you know the people I know. 50 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,938 - They take care of all that. - Wait. What? 51 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,566 Oh, and, Bob, whip up a custom cocktail. 52 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,526 It's kind of part of the whole thing. 53 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,946 Think refreshing yet sour. Manly, yet whimsical. 54 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:38,241 - A cocktail. Uh, okay. - And gin. Lots of gin. 55 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:41,536 - Call it something clever. - The things we'll do for a condenser. 56 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,871 - I mean, you'll do. - Yep. 57 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,457 Okay, come aboard. Wait, wait, wait. Put this on. 58 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,960 All right. - Okay. Now come aboard. 59 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,713 But I have a blindfold on. I can't see. 60 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,674 Should've thought of that before you put the blindfold on. 61 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,302 - Okay, I'll try. Ow! - I don't know why you stepped there. 62 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,970 - Ow! - You're bad at this. 63 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,347 - No peeking. - I'm not. 64 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,433 What? Speed up? Okay. 65 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,767 No peeking. 66 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:09,480 Can I take the blindfold off? I'd love to be able to see things again. 67 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,732 Uh, fine. 68 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,651 Oh, my God. We're on a cliff. 69 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:16,821 - Mr. Fischoeder, what if I fell? - It would've been embarrassing for me. 70 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,365 I'd be the idiot whose chef fell off the cliff. 71 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:23,828 So, my custom cocktail is going in my mouth soon? 72 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,080 Yeah. It was actually fun to come up with. 73 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,751 I hope you like it. It's gin and mint and a dash of pickle juice. 74 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:33,171 I call it "The League of Ex-brine-inary Gentlemint." 75 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,882 Mmm. We should call it "the Ring-a-Ding." 76 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,133 Hmm. Fine. 77 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,053 I haven't had any reception since we got to the island. 78 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,972 - Is there a place where... - There's no reception on the island. 79 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,390 We paid a lot of money for that. 80 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,559 You can make your TikToks when you get home, Bob. 81 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,936 - That's not what... - Come. 82 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,188 - Bring the Ring-a-Ding. - Yeah, yeah, sure. 83 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,107 Sticky Nicky McArthur, how's the family? 84 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,525 Which one? 85 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:57,237 Hubert "The Hammer" Hammerschmidt. How were the hearings? 86 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,572 Some people are going to prison. Not me. 87 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,825 - Brother Calvin. - Downtown Randolph Brackenbrown. 88 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,202 - There he is. - Here I am. 89 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,288 Soggie Auggie Sharfenheimer. The gang's all here. 90 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,998 Calvin, no chefs at the Sacred Circle. 91 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,959 They're supposed to stay at the tents. 92 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,961 Can I keep him? The liquor pitcher is sweaty. 93 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,254 I don't want to hold it. 94 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,632 Let's have a taste. The cocktail will decide his fate. 95 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,550 Oh, uh, okay. 96 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:24,055 - Mmm. Exquisite. He can stay. - Why does your chef look so familiar? 97 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,557 Was he working the omelet station at your last sex party? 98 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,434 - What? - No. Bob's a burger man. 99 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,396 Well, those were good omelets and a hell of a sex party. 100 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,939 Just really well organized. 101 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,400 I went a bit more upscale with my private chef. 102 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,694 I brought Sergio from Sergio. 103 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,903 - Heard of it. - Me too. 104 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,989 He's making llama because I only eat llama now. 105 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,866 - Oh, enough about the llama. - More llama drama? 106 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:47,203 Mr. I Brought a Live Llama can't seem to talk about anything else. 107 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,247 - You're gonna slaughter it here? - No. 108 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,792 For every one I eat, I adopt a live one. Some people don't get it. 109 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,128 - I'm one of those people. - Sergio gets it. 110 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,296 What do you say, fellas? 111 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,381 Shall we tell the chefs to start cooking? 112 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,301 We'll have our feast, then let out our inner beast. 113 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,095 Feast and beast. I love that they rhyme. 114 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,686 Not bad, burger-meister. I saw Randolph eyeing my dinner. 115 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,855 - He barely touched his llama. - Oh, thanks. 116 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,148 What are you doing? Cleaning? 117 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,774 - Square. - Yep. 118 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,609 I just took a bunch of drugs, Bob. A bunch. 119 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:21,904 All mixed together in a cast-iron cauldron heated over the fire. 120 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,489 That's how people do drugs. 121 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,367 That seems to make sense for what this is. 122 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,912 - Can you do my face paint? - Uh, sure. What's this for? 123 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:33,958 Tradition. Ritual. Make me look like Simon Le Bon in Hungry Like the Wolf. 124 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:38,212 I'm just gonna do a stripe. You're moving, so... That looks good. 125 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,174 Feeling strong. Very strong. 126 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,762 Whoa Speaking of strong... Geez. This is... 127 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,139 It's... I think it's about to rain. 128 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,642 - Uh, do you feel drops? - It's starting, Bob. It's starting. 129 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,686 So, this is a storm, I think. 130 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,646 The one you said wasn't gonna happen. 131 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:59,650 I love electronic dance music. 132 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,818 Great. 133 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,071 Still nothing from your father. 134 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,531 How's he supposed to grill burgers in a storm like this? 135 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,493 When you don't listen to Scotty Baggs, you end up with soggy buns. 136 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,370 He's on a camping weekend with rich people. 137 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,206 I assume there are butlers that hold umbrellas over all the buns. 138 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,124 Speaking of buns, why are we not eating 139 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,918 post-dinner, pre-bedtime snacks right now? 140 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,128 My hand keeps doing this but there's nothing in it. 141 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,963 - I'll get something. - I'll go with you. 142 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:24,884 - So it's not just crackers. No offense. - What? We had carrots that one time. 143 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,096 Dad left a lot of bar things. It's like we live in a nightclub. 144 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,640 Yeah, your dad was Sir Mixologist last night. 145 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,392 It was quite the cocktail party. 146 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,812 If you like a cocktail party where it's just you and a person making drinks. 147 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:39,482 Are those a real thing? I thought they were just in movies and TV shows. 148 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,693 {\an8}Oh, yeah, someone invites you to their house, they made snacks, 149 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:43,861 {\an8}they made a playlist, 150 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,822 {\an8}and you have to pretend you like the music. 151 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,323 You'll go when you're older. 152 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,535 It's how adults socialize till they have kids. Then you don't do anything. 153 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,829 I don't understand. Why is it called a cocktail party? 154 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,872 Why isn't it a hanging out and talking party? 155 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,167 Is that what you guys are doing? 'Cause the snacks are taking a while. 156 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,254 Snacks are coming. They're coming. They call them cocktail parties 157 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,464 because some grownups have a drink to loosen up. 158 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,633 Don't have too many, you don't get invited back. 159 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,302 Don't monopolize the conversation, don't stay too late, 160 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:09,512 don't get there too early. 161 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,014 Should I be writing this down? You're freaking me out. 162 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,642 Don't wear brown and black. Never look into someone's eyes. 163 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:17,603 - Bring your own fork and briefcase. - Of course. Everyone knows that. 164 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,064 - Leave one of your shoes as a gift. - But hide it. 165 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,483 I don't get it. How does everyone know all this stuff? 166 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:25,528 No, no, no. Don't listen to them. They're messing with you. 167 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,488 I can show you everything you need to know. 168 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:28,948 You wanna have a mocktail party? 169 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,867 Meet me in the living room in 10 minutes. 170 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,703 - Wear something nice. - How much cleavage is too much cleavage? 171 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,871 - Your call. - Ooh. 172 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:38,499 This'll probably be just as fancy as the party your dad's at right now. 173 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,003 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 174 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,630 Huh? 175 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,424 What? 176 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,763 Mr. Fischoeder, people are leaving. 177 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,016 Boats are leaving. They took the llama. 178 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:58,227 - And they left. - Bob, you're saying too many words. 179 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,855 Close this part. Shake that part. 180 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,149 Look at Hubert. He's all hips. And drugs. 181 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,402 Mr. Fischoeder, I'm worried that the storm is gonna get worse. 182 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:10,323 And we're on an island and our phones don't work, and that's bad. 183 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,492 No. That's good. That's why we're here. 184 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,619 You just don't have enough face paint on. 185 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,121 It keeps you dry. Haven't you noticed I'm completely dry? 186 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,373 Have you asked yourself how that's possible? 187 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,667 Uh-oh. 188 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,672 You are all very stoned. 189 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,217 Okay, I'm gonna go pack everything onto your boat, 190 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,718 and then we should go, 191 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,887 and everyone else should go soon too. 192 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:37,642 I will be right back to get you and whoever wants to live tonight. Okay? 193 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,812 Oh, boy. Tent not looking good. 194 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,526 And the boats are sinking. 195 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,946 Mr. Fischoeder? Hello? 196 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,740 Mr. Fischoeder? 197 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:57,495 Is that blood? Oh, my God. 198 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,829 - Bob! - Huh? 199 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,207 - Turn off your light. - What? Why? 200 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:05,211 Shh! He's hunting us. He took a bite out of Randolph's arm. 201 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,589 - Who took a bite? - Hubert. He's gone completely wild. 202 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,842 He's turned into some sort of animal with Eddie Bauer pants on. 203 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,303 Okay. Well, I have to tell you about your boat. 204 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,640 Shh! 205 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,446 This is awful. This is so, so awful. 206 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,992 We're trapped on this island with that? Why did I say yes to this? 207 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,369 - Ah. This is gonna get infected. - Shush! 208 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,788 Calvin, you don't have any antibiotics, do you? 209 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:44,041 No. Seems like kind of a nerdy thing to pack on a boys' weekend. 210 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,044 It hurts. What's the point of taking drugs 211 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,589 if you feel pain when someone bites your shoulder? 212 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,507 Should we go to the boats? This has been fun. 213 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,676 Bob, you were saying something about packing up? 214 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,678 There's no boats, Mr. Fischoeder. 215 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,806 That's what I was trying to tell you. They're all gone or smashed. 216 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,767 - What? Why didn't you tell me? - I did. You were on drugs. 217 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,477 Don't blame the drugs. 218 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,314 - What boats are gone? Who left? - A lot of people. 219 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,190 The private chefs are all gone, I think. 220 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,652 Other people, they saw the storm and they left 'cause they're smart. 221 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,446 - Who's this guy? - He's sober. 222 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,615 - Oh! - Shush! 223 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,825 Ahhh! Run! 224 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,163 You're not an animal, Hubert. You're an Episcopalian. 225 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,048 You know what we need? Couple of Ring-a-Dings. 226 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:36,260 Looking nice. Looking very sophisticated. 227 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,638 Gene, liking the shorts with Dad's jacket. 228 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,389 Mmm-hmm. Business-dad-ual. 229 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,516 And I invented a new way to tie a tie. 230 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,268 It makes the old way look stupid. 231 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,730 All right. Now that we have some drinks in hand, let's do some roleplay. 232 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,565 Tina, stand there. You're the host. 233 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,233 - I'm the host? - Just for this. 234 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,987 Okay, I'm the first guest to arrive. You ready? Ding-dong. 235 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,948 - Hello. - Hi, honey. I'm 30 minutes early. 236 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,242 Here's a bottle of wine someone gave me as a gift. 237 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,536 Is that what you'll wear? Gonna put on music? 238 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,372 - Can I help out with snacks? - What? 239 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,540 No? Okay. Can I see what you have in the fridge? 240 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,084 - I haven't had dinner. - Wait. 241 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,087 I blocked your neighbor's driveway. He's cool, right? And scene. 242 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,090 Do's and don'ts. Call them out. What did I do right? Wrong? 243 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,093 - You showed up early. That's nice. - No, no, no. 244 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,471 Showing up 30 minutes early is worse than showing up an hour late. 245 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,598 - Ahhh! - Take the time they tell you to arrive, 246 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,184 add 30 minutes and you're good. What else? Call them out. 247 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,644 Don't be like how you were? 248 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,270 More specific. What did I do wrong? 249 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,272 - Everything after hello? - Correct. 250 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,317 Let's do another one. Louise, stand here. We're both guests. 251 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,070 You're waiting for the bathroom. I come up behind you. 252 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,532 Hi. I'm drunk. Will you hold up my hair while I puke? 253 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,826 - And scene. - She seems fun. 254 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:46,205 Okay, let's stop for a minute. I can't see where we're going. 255 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,583 But I don't wanna use the lamp because the bitey guy might see us. 256 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,669 The bitey guy has a name, Bob. 257 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,462 God, I wish we had our guns. 258 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,256 Not to kill him, just to shoot him a bit. 259 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,091 Yeah. Why don't you have your guns? 260 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,468 I thought that was part of your group dynamic. 261 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,761 No guns on the island. 262 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,930 Our insurance covers us for drugs or guns. 263 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,682 - But not both. - Can we stay here? 264 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,600 Are we hidden? I think we're hidden. 265 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,727 Found you. - Ah! 266 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,187 Yeah. We could hear your voices from over there. 267 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,149 - You two get bit at all? Still just me? - Stop asking that. 268 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,775 Mosquitos love me too. 269 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,360 - What was that? - Did you fart? 270 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,988 No. That was a twig snapping. Farts don't sound like that. 271 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,281 Some do. 272 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,702 - That hurts. - Told you. 273 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,788 - Stop biting us, Hubert. - And put some clothes on. 274 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,127 All right. I think we have to go on offense. 275 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,171 If we keep running, he's gonna keep jumping 276 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,672 out of the bushes and biting us. 277 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,716 - Us? Have you been bitten? - Oh, hush. 278 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:42,470 You were pretty pissy about us talking about our bites a moment ago. 279 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,805 Listen to Bob. I'm nominating him for captain. 280 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,891 - What? - He's the least drugged-up of all of us. 281 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,309 - Who's Bob? - Me. 282 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,020 But I don't wanna be captain. I just wanna live. 283 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,814 Listen. This Hubert guy, can we catch him somehow? 284 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,358 Trap him? If we can tie him up till the drugs wear off, 285 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,068 all we have to deal with is the storm. 286 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,071 That gives a slightly better chance of surviving the night. 287 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,825 - Trapping Hubert. Hmm. Not bad. - True. Good idea, Captain. 288 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,577 To set a trap, we need bait. 289 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,579 Not it. - Wait. What? 290 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,540 No, no, no, no. Bad plan. Bad plan. 291 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,752 Just a little more beef on the eyebrows to make him seem extra tasty 292 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,836 and I think we're done. 293 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,964 I'm giving him a beef moustache on top of his real moustache. 294 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,509 Clever. And the trap is baited. 295 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,887 No. Your captain says no. No human bait. No human bait. 296 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,264 Sorry, Bob. The captain doesn't have voting rights. 297 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,184 - I'll never forget you, Captain. - Oh, my God. 298 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,898 Guys, please untie me. I don't like this. 299 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,651 Don't worry, Bob. We're not gonna let Hubert eat you. 300 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,902 I mean, not all of you. 301 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,613 Just nibble long enough so that we can grab him and tie him up. 302 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,114 Ten to 15 bites max. 303 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,534 It's just the "not it" thing. I wasn't ready. 304 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,161 - Should we count to three? Do-over? - One, two, three... 305 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,412 Not it. - Damn it. 306 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,083 Okay. Let's review. How many drinks do you have at a cocktail party? 307 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,126 - Depends on your body weight. - And zodiac sign. 308 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,920 - Your age plus one. - No, no, no. 309 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,965 Two and a half. First one loosens you up. Second one, nurse it. 310 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,592 Last one, put it down. Don't finish it. You don't need it. 311 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,969 But don't put it on the stereo 312 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,804 or any furniture where it'll leave a ring. 313 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,514 Make a show of looking for a coaster. 314 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,224 - What's a coaster? - We don't have any. 315 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,726 Some people do. Some people care about their furniture. 316 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,437 - But where do I put this? - I'm pouring mine in the plant. 317 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,314 No. Plants don't like sweet drinks. 318 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,149 - Just hard liquor? - Tina, hold on to it. 319 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,360 Pretend it's your second. Let me think. What's next? 320 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,737 Ooh, I'm gonna throw my keys into the key bowl. 321 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,574 It's something grown-ups do when they wanna meet Sigourney Weaver. 322 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,618 I'm loosening my tie. Dad's missing a wild night. 323 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,872 How did you tie this so well? 324 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,250 - You're all so stoned. - I had a friendship bracelet period. 325 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,626 Calvin doesn't wear his. 326 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,753 It just doesn't really go with anything I own. 327 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,714 Shh! Quiet. 328 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,215 He sounds hungrier. 329 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,259 Guys, guys. Let's do this differently. 330 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,846 - Maybe we dig a hole, put a tarp across? - But who wants to dig a hole? 331 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,764 I should never have come here. 332 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,851 - I just needed a new condenser. - Hmm. 333 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,689 I'm gonna go put some more meat on him. I think we missed a few spots. 334 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,191 Give him a beard to go with the moustache. 335 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,069 - Here I am, putting meat on you. - What are you doing? 336 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,821 Taking your wallet in case he kills you. 337 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,990 - What? - Kidding. I'm untying you. 338 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,326 And some meat there. And some more meat here. 339 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161 Thank you. But why? 340 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,371 I don't know. Guess my buzz is wearing off. 341 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,707 And someone needs to cook breakfast in the morning. 342 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,961 - Now Hubert sounds horny. - Go, go. Run. 343 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,757 - Argh! You didn't untie my feet. - I thought it would be funny. 344 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,301 The bait's getting away! The bait's getting away! 345 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,095 - Calvin. - Sorry, fellas. He's my chef. 346 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,265 - Food before dudes. - Let's get them. We'll use both as bait. 347 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,810 Yes. Do you hear that, Calvin? You just joined the bait club. 348 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,020 Oh, that's good. 349 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,733 Oh, boy. They seemed really ticked off. 350 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,902 I hope they don't vote me out of the club. 351 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,655 The kicking-out ceremony is brutal. So much singing. 352 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,158 Sorry. But also, this club doesn't seem great, so... 353 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:54,119 I can see how the biting thing has been a bit of a downer. 354 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,245 No. All of it. 355 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,499 Your people and the way you are, and the things you do. 356 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,126 Quietly run the world really well with no problems? 357 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,837 We actually have an award party. We all get trophies. 358 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,715 We'll need a chef for that too. Don't worry. Different island. 359 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,842 - Oh, my goodness. The boathouse. - What boathouse? 360 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,470 The one on the other side of the island that has a boat in it. 361 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,890 - You're just remembering this now? - Yes. Well, it's old. No one uses it. 362 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,810 There may be just a dinghy there, but still worth a shot. 363 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,437 Row home, get to my house tonight in time for a nightcap. 364 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:24,733 I don't think we should go out in the open ocean in a dinghy in a bad storm. 365 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,487 The weather is calming down and it's not exactly the open ocean. 366 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,031 Yeah, it is. We're like an hour away from the mainland. 367 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,492 More like five minutes. Maybe 15 in the dinghy. 368 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,202 Depends on who's rowing. Not it. 369 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,329 What? Then why did it take us so long? 370 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,248 You've never had a secret island, have you? 371 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,750 You can't blindfold someone and go five minutes away. 372 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,544 - I did a few laps. - Oh, my God. 373 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,213 Well, do you think we could fit everybody in the dinghy? 374 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,425 Yeah. Anyway, I think I know the way. Shall we talk and walk? 375 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,553 But quietly, because of the multiple parties hunting us. 376 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,722 Oh, and while we're walking, maybe you can think 377 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,392 of a reasonable partial refund for me, since you won't be cooking breakfast. 378 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,647 - God, I hate that he does that. - No boathouse there. 379 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,859 - No boathouse there. - I also hate when you do that. 380 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,111 It makes me think you don't know where we're going. 381 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,363 Am I thinking of the right boathouse? Darn. 382 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,907 - It might be something I made up. - What? 383 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,326 Well, we had a nice walk, anyway. 384 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,661 - Oh! There it is. - Oh! 385 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,873 I'm pretty sure this is the boathouse with the dinghy inside. 386 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,460 Wait. Was it a dinghy or was it a disco? Now that was a cool boathouse. 387 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,130 - What the... Quit it. Ow! - Gee, Samuel. Too far. 388 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,383 Oh, I thought we were doing the whole whacky-whacky stick thing. 389 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,635 No? Okay. Well, sorry. 390 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,680 No need. I didn't feel it. You didn't get hit. I did. 391 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,767 Well, apology accepted. Oh, my God. 392 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,313 Guys, I really don't like being tied up. 393 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,441 I expressed that earlier when you tied me up the first time. 394 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,985 Tied up twice in the same day. Is that a record for you? 395 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,237 - Not for me. - You people are not listening to me. 396 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,407 There's a boat in the boathouse. We can use it to get off the island. 397 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,326 The bait's trying to trick us again. 398 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,287 - Sorry, bait. - Might. There might be a boat in there. 399 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,207 Stop saying that. Can someone just go and look inside? 400 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,084 - All the way over there? - I'll go. 401 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,835 It's the least bitten thing I can do. 402 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,296 I can't believe you were gonna leave us, Calvin. 403 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,507 And to think I was going to let you taste my llama. 404 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,342 We weren't. We were gonna get everybody. 405 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,052 Yeah, everybody-ish. 406 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,347 - It's here. I call front. - Wonderful. I call not-next-to-Auggie. 407 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,681 Hey. - Sorry. 408 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,350 It's just how you are in boats. 409 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,270 Okay, come on, Calvin and Calvin's chef. You can hop to the boathouse, right? 410 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,606 Bye-bye, Babylon Island. See you next year. 411 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,566 Good luck to you, Hubert, wherever you are. 412 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,236 You'll be getting a bill from my dermatologist. 413 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,780 No, no, guys. You can't leave your friend. 414 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,032 - Mmm, friend? - Why are we calling him a friend? 415 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,535 - Professional acquaintance. - I'm married to his sister. 416 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,662 Can we get going? Discuss it on the boat? 417 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,457 You can't leave Hubert. He could get hurt or possibly die. 418 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,584 - You would all feel bad. - I won't feel that bad. 419 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,086 Because I will be in my bed. 420 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,171 You gotta make some tough decisions sometimes. 421 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,675 You gotta be strong, burger guy. That's what this island's all about. 422 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,594 - Mmm-hmm. Sure. - You think a little compassion is weak? 423 00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,390 A little decency? It might not be easy, but it's definitely strong. 424 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,808 That's what I think. 425 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,685 Can we start backing towards the boathouse? 426 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,645 Nod and step. Nod and step. 427 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:11,066 Ah, I think the self-righteous, high-horsed burger man is right. 428 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,278 It would be wrong and not strong for us to leave Hubert behind. 429 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,571 - Hey. - Whoa! 430 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,616 And I have an idea that I hate, but you will all like. 431 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,579 He's right. I really do like it. He's just good bait. 432 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,455 I know. I kind of want to eat him. 433 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,167 Third tie-up of the day, Bob. You've tied my tie-up record. 434 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,294 Thank you. 435 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,504 Oh, here he comes. 436 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,798 - Look. He's nude. - In good shape, isn't he? 437 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,884 Everyone ready? Everyone ready with the tarp? 438 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,261 You guys don't look ready. Where's the tarp? 439 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,389 - Oh, right. Tarp. Where did we put that? - Oh, my God. 440 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,683 What are you doing in here? 441 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,186 We're practicing how to get out of a boring conversation. 442 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,146 It's really fun. You should come back. 443 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,566 I can't, Mom. I don't know how I'm gonna remember all this stuff. 444 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,276 I'm never gonna be able to be an adult. 445 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,862 No one is gonna want me at their cocktail party. 446 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,947 How am I gonna remember to come a half-hour late, 447 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,992 use a coaster, don't double-dip, ask people questions about themselves, 448 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,912 two and a half drink max, lock the bathroom door before you pee, 449 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,955 thank the host, and don't be the last one out? 450 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,707 It's too much. I can't remember it all. 451 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,210 Tina, that was everything from top to bottom. 452 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,628 - You did it. - I did? 453 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,380 - Did the party move in here? - This is where the cool kids are. 454 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,673 Where are they hiding? 455 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,843 Teach us how to make nice with the cops when they come about the noise. 456 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,137 Ooh, yeah, let's do that one. I'll be the cops. 457 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,306 - What's going on here? - Hello, Officer. 458 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,100 Does this dance make you wanna join the party? 459 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,603 Oh, wow, yeah. That changes everything. 460 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,897 This seems realistic. 461 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,196 Sorry again about your arm. Bob, is it? 462 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,615 - Yep. - Just send me the doctor's bill. 463 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,784 Does anyone else want to go get ice cream? 464 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,993 - Yes. - Ooh. Ice cream. 465 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,537 - Love this guy. - My treat. Anyone have any extra pants? 466 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,705 I'd like to go home. 467 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,958 No, you know where the secret island is now. 468 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,626 - I'm afraid we have to kill you. - What? 469 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,711 Kidding. But come for ice cream. 470 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:58,048 - Won't be any fun without you. - Who will we fling our sprinkles at? 471 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,132 Oh, great. 472 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,135 Ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding 473 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,512 Ring-a-ding-ding 474 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,806 Ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding 475 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,266 Ring-a-ding-ding 476 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,561 Ding-dong 477 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,230 - Hello - Hi, honey 478 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,314 I'm 30 minutes early 479 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,233 Here's some wine Someone gave me as a gift 480 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,902 Is that what you're wearing? Aren't you gonna put on music? 481 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,654 Can I help out with snacks or anything? 482 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,365 No? Okay. Can I see what you have in the fridge? 483 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,285 I haven't had dinner Also I blocked your neighbor's driveway 484 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,412 He's cool, right?