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-Unbelievable.
-What's unbelievable?
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My skin? I've been moisturizing.
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I think dad's talking about
the gigantic stage they built
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In front of our restaurant
for the block party.
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-Oh.
-But nice skin, gene.
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-It's really shiny.
-Even on my heinie.
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They were supposed to build it
in front of mort's.
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We were gonna have
a perfect view of the stage.
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[teddy] I'll bet mort
pulled some strings.
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Embalmed all the right people.
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I was actually looking forward
to this block party.
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I like the soul breezers.
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Soul breezers?
Isn't that the wine cooler
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Mom complains
she can't find anymore?
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No, the soul breezers, the band.
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They've been around
since the '70s.
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Kind of inspiring that
they've been going that long.
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Even though they haven't had
a hit since back then.
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Well, they really only had
the one hit.
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-What was the hit?
-It was called "gas in my car."
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♪ gas, gas, in, in ♪
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♪ my, my, car, car ♪
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♪ I'm gonna get to you. ♪
pretty romantic.
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Also there was a gas crisis
back then,
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So it worked on a lot of levels.
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I only count one level.
Oh, wait, two. Nice.
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Well, I am in a crisis
right now, father.
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Our living room window
was supposed
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To look out onto the stage.
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The best seats in the house,
literally. And I sold tickets.
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You did what?
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Yeah, there are kids
who will pay good money
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To watch a free concert
from up there.
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-Three kids.
-Four if you count
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Andy and ollie
as separate people.
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Wait, why are kids
coming to our living room
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To see a band from the '70s?
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Dad, these are children who have
never seen a concert before.
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All I had to tell them was, the
higher above the stage you are,
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The more glorious
the experience.
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And that our living room
was gonna be like a luxury box,
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With unobstructed views at one
of the premier outdoor events
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To be held in our lifetimes.
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-The bidding was fierce.
-What'd you charge them?
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Let's just say they have candy,
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I have enamel
that needs to be dissolved.
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-We made an arrangement.
-Mm.
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And I'm helping out
in exchange for ten percent.
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Which means I get to bite off
ten percent
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Of each piece of candy.
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-Gross but fair.
-But now we're screwed.
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I just looked at the stage
from every window upstairs,
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And the only way you can see
at all is by squeezing your face
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Against the window
in gene's room
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And closing one eye
while you stand on tiptoe.
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It also helps to hold your
breath, or the glass fogs up.
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So, you have to close one eye
and not breathe.
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Sounds like a good time.
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Well, I'm gonna make
the most of today.
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I've always been one of those
people that claps at concerts--
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The two concerts
that I've been to,
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One of which
I stood outside of--
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But today I might try out
a whoo.
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-Whoo.
-Eh.
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-Whoo...?
-Hmm.
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-Whoo-oo-oo.
-Getting there?
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-Sort of.
-You know what?
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This-this will be good.
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We'll get a little
business maybe,
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And the soul breezers are great.
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And hearing them
but not seeing them
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Will be fine.
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Just like listening
to a record that's playing
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On speakers that are
facing away from us.
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Well, I'm mad
at the soul breezers.
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I know it's not their fault,
but I still am.
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-They're just too breezy.
-Hey. Don't mind me.
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I'm just grabbing some buns
for little king trashmouth.
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And a coffee. For me.
The king only drinks decaf.
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And wine.
Full-bodied reds.
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How's he doing?
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You've been out there
all morning.
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Yeah. I'm pretty sure
you love us
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More than that raccoon,
but sometimes I wonder.
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I'm okay with little king
trashmouth being her favorite.
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He has those expressive hands.
Like jeff goldblum.
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Oh, hush. Of course
I love you guys more.
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Pretty sure.
No, no, I do, I do.
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-Phew.
-The king's hanging in there.
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I don't know if his paw is
broken or sprained or what.
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Damn it, why didn't I study
to be a raccoon doctor?
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That world is so cutthroat.
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-Okay, I'm going back out.
-I'm gonna go with you.
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I don't want
little king trashmouth to think
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I only show up for him
during the good times.
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Well, we better go upstairs
to try to put some lipstick
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On this block party poop show.
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Figure out which pieces
of laundry in your room
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Are too terrible
to leave lying around.
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Not the ones you'd expect.
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Okay, just, everybody remember
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That we are also running
a restaurant today.
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Right? And I'm gonna
need some help
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-Because I don't know...
-[door opens, bell jingles]
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...How long
your mom's gonna be doing
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-Raccoon stuff.
-[door closes]
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-Tina, where are you going?
-To...
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Check on little king trashmouth?
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Okay, but you're
coming back, right?
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-Yup, yup, totally.
-Tina?
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Not the last you've seen
of old tina.
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[fake chuckle]
okay, bye.
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[sighs]
and then he was alone.
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-[purrs]
-[teddy groans]
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-Poor guy.
-Yeah, licking his hurt paw.
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I don't think
that's gonna fix it, king.
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He's sweet, but he's dumb.
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I saw him limp in there.
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I can't think of a sadder thing
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Than that little guy limping.
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Oh, I just thought of one.
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Ooh, I just thought
of another one.
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Ooh. Ooh, they're coming
fast and furious. Ooh.
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Hi, mr. Huggins.
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He's holding it together,
but he's hurting.
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-Where do you think gary is?
-I don't know.
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Off on one of his
raccoon business trips?
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I know they're not really
business trips,
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But that's what I call them
when he goes to other dumpsters.
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Well, hopefully
he comes back soon.
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Little king trashmouth needs
his support network right now.
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Who's gary, again?
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Little king trashmouth's
husband.
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Oh, crap.
I've been calling him greg.
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The names are close.
I'm sure he gets that a lot.
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Well, we got to help
this little guy.
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We got to stay focused.
You, too, king.
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Licking your paw.
Less licking, more kicking.
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-He gets it.
-Does he?
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He didn't like the buns.
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Should I get him soup?
That's nice when you're sick.
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No, I'm not gonna get him soup.
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I'll find something.
Oh, also, I'm gonna pee.
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-Okay, linda.
-Sounds good.
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Thanks for not peeing
in the alley.
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It's always nice
when someone down there
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Resists the temptation.
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One candy, two candy,
three candy.
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You, sir, are good to go.
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Also, you're early.
You're the first one here.
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But it's fine.
We can seat you now.
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Dad says you should
never miss the opener.
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They're the stars
of tomorrow, today.
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Besides, it's my first concert.
I'm so pumped.
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Yeah, well, it's gonna be great.
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-Right this way, sir.
-Ah, yes. Our usher.
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Welcome to the premium
platinum superfan suite,
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Aka rump-shakers' paradise.
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[rudy] huh. Can you see
the band at all from up here?
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Of course you can.
You just have to...
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Smush your face to the side
of the window, like so...
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-[grunts]
-see?
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-Oh.
-Right?
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Uh-huh.
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It's like you're
practically onstage.
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-I-I guess.
-Sometimes I nap like this.
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I'm back.
I got a pickle.
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Let's see
if raccoons like pickles.
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A pickle a day is, um,
good for raccoons?
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[linda]
also, I made a call.
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I felt like we should
bring in a professional
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To help out our little king.
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-Who'd you call?
-Animal control.
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I figure they'll know
what to do.
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Wait, you called animal control?
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-Yeah, why?
-What did you say to 'em?
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I just told them
about the hurt paw,
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And they asked if the animal
seemed lethargic,
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And I said, "yeah, kinda,
I mean his paw is hurt.
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-Wouldn't you be, too?"
-hmm.
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-What?
-Uh,
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Animal control isn't
who you call
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When you want to help an animal.
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They're more in the business
of dealing with animals.
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That's why
they call it "control."
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"dealing" with animals?
What do you mean?
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Like disciplining them?
Giving them time-outs?
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No, like...
[stifled groan]
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-Wait, what?!
-No.
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I think that's right, yeah.
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I've seen 'em on
when animals attack!
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-They have a lot of nets.
-[gasps]
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-And a lot of sticks
with the loops.
-[gasps]
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-And a lot
of tranquilizer darts.
-[gasps]
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And then the animal just goes
night-night.
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Wh-wh-why would they do that?
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Oh, my god. They said
they'd send someone right away.
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-Call back! Call back!
-[stammers]
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-[band playing]
-ooh. There's the first band.
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[weakly] whoo...
I'll-I'll work on it.
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Well, can't you just tell
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The animal control officers
not to come?
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I-I don't think
it was a raccoon.
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At all. Uh, I think
it was just a... A wig.
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Someone's old wig
shaking in the wind.
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What? No, you don't understand
how this works.
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Wait, don't hang up.
[groans]
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Why? Why...?
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How'd it go?
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It's happening.
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They say the truck's coming
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And she's not gonna
call them off.
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I can't believe it.
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I just signed
little king trashmouth's
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Frigging death warrant.
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And I'm like
his human godmother.
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And I love him.
Oh, I'm a bad person.
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Mom, there's got to be
something we can do.
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Oh, it's too late.
They're on their way.
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The king is dead.
Dead 'cause of me.
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No, no, no, linda,
don't be like that.
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We can, uh... We can catch
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Little king
trashmouth ourselves,
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-Before animal control
gets here.
-Wha...?
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If they can't find him,
they can't take him, right?
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Maybe, yeah?
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Well, then,
what are we waiting for?
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Maybe some training
on handling injured raccoons?
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So we don't get clawed
or, or bitten?
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A lot? No?
Yeah, it's probably fine.
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Hey, bob, I'm gonna get
a raccoon box from the basement.
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All right, I'll just take care
of everything in here.
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Ooh, can I order some fries?
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Ah, never mind,
I-I'll just smell 'em.
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-[sniffs] mmm.
-[door opens, bell jingles]
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Hi, welcome.
Here's a menu.
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I'll have, uh,
the burger of the day, please.
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Uh, okay, great.
240
00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,464
Sorry, uh, are you
with one of the bands?
241
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,424
Yeah. The soul breezers.
How did you know?
242
00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,259
'cause you look
like a music guy.
243
00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,177
You have a hat.
244
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,636
Well, thank you for noticing.
245
00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,004
I'm their road manager.
I'm ian.
246
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,515
Oh, hi, I'm bob.
The soul breezers are great.
247
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,435
I love their song.
I mean, their multiple songs.
248
00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,561
-That I know.
-Mm.
249
00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,021
Also, it's kind of amazing.
250
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,439
After all these years,
251
00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,107
They're still out there
doing what they love.
252
00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,567
-It's inspiring.
-Ha.
253
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,776
Why "ha"?
254
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:07,903
Ah-ha-ha.
255
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,322
-Why two ha's?
-I wouldn't say they love it.
256
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,449
-You wouldn't? Why?
-Because they're miserable.
257
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,617
-Oh.
-And broke.
258
00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,784
-As am I.
-Oh.
259
00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,203
I wrote all about it
in my memoir
260
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,246
Soul tales
from beyond the breeze.
261
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,581
Still looking for a publisher
262
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,374
And maybe a computer
so I can actually write it.
263
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,293
If you have a spare computer,
let me know.
264
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,795
-I-I don't think I do.
-Huh, pity.
265
00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,047
Are these napkins free to take?
266
00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,965
-Lot of spills on the bus.
-Uh... Sure.
267
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,884
And of course toilet paper
isn't cheap.
268
00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,052
Ooh, this is good stuff.
269
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,304
[quietly] okay, tina,
you stand on that side,
270
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,680
And I'll stand on this side.
271
00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:36,806
If he tries to go that way,
272
00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,433
Make noise
and send him back to me.
273
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,976
-Okay.
-Then I'll get him
with the blanket.
274
00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:42,062
I couldn't find a box,
but a blanket's fine, right?
275
00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,730
Um, I'm a little concerned?
276
00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,148
And, teddy,
on the count of three,
277
00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,483
You pull back the dumpster.
278
00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,235
Yup, yup. I'm not totally sure
I can move
279
00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,903
A heavy steel dumpster
with just my hands,
280
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,322
-But maybe I'll get super
strength, right?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
281
00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,324
You just need to get it out
like ten inches.
282
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,909
You're doing
the lord's work there.
283
00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,536
-Thanks, mr. Huggins.
-But just to say it,
284
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,745
He's gonna bite you.
285
00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,913
Is that what you're going for?
286
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,122
-Uh...
-It's gonna be fine.
287
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,123
It's gonna be fine.
288
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,708
Ooh, I can see his foot better.
289
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,169
It has a splinter in it.
He's almost got it out.
290
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:07,963
I guess that licking was smart.
291
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,756
Sorry, king.
Ooh, he got it out.
292
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,916
All right, here we go.
One...
293
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,593
-Uh...
-Two... Tina, no. Nuh-uh.
294
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,053
-Sorry.
-Three.
-[grunts] oh.
295
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,888
It's not that hard.
Good wheels on this thing.
296
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,048
Here, king.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
297
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,476
I mean, you're already hurt.
You know what I mean.
298
00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:22,686
-Yah.
-[growls softly]
299
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,937
-He's getting away.
-[tina] uh-oh.
300
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,480
No! I missed him. Ah.
301
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,607
Animal control will be here
any minute.
302
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:28,817
But the splinter.
303
00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,193
We-we can tell them
it was just a splinter.
304
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,320
But he got it out.
So, no evidence.
305
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,155
Now he's just a limpy,
cranky raccoon.
306
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,658
-Oh, no.
-But he's running away,
307
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,119
So animal control still probably
won't be able to find him.
308
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,912
-She's right.
-They won't know where he went.
309
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,330
They can torture us
all they want.
310
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,291
-We're not gonna talk.
-I guess.
311
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,834
Unless they do fingernails
or eyes.
312
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,460
I-I can't handle
anything in my eyes.
313
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,296
Or sleep deprivation.
I need my eight.
314
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,630
I won't talk.
315
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,674
Unless they try to bribe me
with some macaroons.
316
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,843
[gasps]
oh, I love macaroons.
317
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,261
If they have macaroons...
[chuckles]
318
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,762
Y'all gonna have to forgive me.
319
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,307
[whispering]
I feel like we should get
our candy back...
320
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,433
Not sure
what's going on in there.
321
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,101
They're not doing
any face-smushing.
322
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,519
Yeah, what's wrong with them?
323
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,354
Uh, what's happening?
Where are you going?
324
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,939
The show's just getting started.
325
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,774
Sorry, louise.
We were talking, and...
326
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,152
Maybe it'd be easier to watch
the concert from the street?
327
00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:14,362
Where we could have
a clear view of the stage?
328
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,489
From the street?
Yeah, I've got news.
329
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,575
When you're our size
there's no such thing
330
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,493
As a "clear view of the stage."
331
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,204
You'll be out there watching
the tall person butt show.
332
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,290
And, my friends,
you won't want an encore.
333
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,958
I can get on ollie's shoulders.
334
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,793
And I can get
on andy's shoulders.
335
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,962
Maybe I'll hop
on their shoulders?
336
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,422
So, this is awkward.
337
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,883
-Can we have our candy back?
-You cannot have it back.
338
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,469
I mean, yes, you can,
if that's what you want,
339
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,180
But instead
how about an upgrade?
340
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,515
-[gene] huh?
-An upgrade?
-What kind of upgrade?
341
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:46,895
Uh, how do you like the sound
of an all-access backstage pass?
342
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,772
[coughs] sort of. Look.
343
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,315
The real show's happening
back there.
344
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,817
We're talking human drama.
Crazy stuff.
345
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,361
-Drugs, maybe.
-[arnold] wow.
346
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,237
That guy at the snack table
sure seems to like
347
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,239
What I think is black licorice?
348
00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,949
As addictive as any narcotic.
349
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,951
Huh, that lady's
blowing her nose really hard.
350
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,119
Let me see.
351
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,121
She really knows her way
around a tissue.
352
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,499
Yup, insiders-only stuff
right there.
353
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,584
So, what do you say
we bring over the seats
354
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,170
-And, uh, keep the show rolling?
-I don't know.
355
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,713
-We'll throw in snacks.
-Eh...
356
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,882
And other perks
to be named later.
357
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,592
-Free pelotons.
-Not free pelotons.
358
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,844
How about we get to sleep
in your bathtub?
359
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,012
Oh, my god. Yes.
360
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,347
Uh... Okay?
361
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,349
-[both] yay!
-As a guy with allergies,
362
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,559
I'm invested
in this nose-blowing lady.
363
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,769
Ha. Very good.
364
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,354
Gene, get the chairs.
And you know what?
365
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,980
Throw in a few of our cushiest
seat cushions.
366
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,441
-You mean mom and dad's pillows?
-Exactly.
367
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,653
Uh, linda,
are-are you coming out here?
368
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,154
Do you want me
to go in there and cook?
369
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,906
-No, no, I'm cooking.
-I mean, I think you're just
370
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,866
Pushing onions around
on the cutting board?
371
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,493
Yeah, yeah,
that's part of the process.
372
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,703
Oh, god, they're here.
373
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,037
-Oh, no.
-I'll go talk to them.
374
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,789
Okay. Thanks for doing that
to the onion.
375
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,625
Afternoon. Are you the one
who called about a raccoon?
376
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,835
No. Goodbye.
377
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,169
Good luck with
the controlling animals.
378
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,088
-Uh...
-Mom?
-Linda. Calm.
379
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,881
Sorry, I mean, that was us.
380
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,718
Yeah. But it was, uh...
Ha. It's a funny story.
381
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,011
-How so?
-I saw a dog.
382
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,222
And I thought it was a raccoon.
383
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,224
-Ha! Silly linda.
-A dog?
384
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,017
Yup, just a dog.
Total dog.
385
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,062
He had a bone and a collar.
A waggly tail.
386
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,439
-He was barking.
-He was.
387
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,065
-And licking himself.
-Very true.
388
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,568
So there is no raccoon
out in the daytime
389
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,694
-Appearing injured?
-Nope.
390
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,070
-Uh-uh.
-No, officer.
391
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,655
Okay, then what is that?
392
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,115
-[linda] oh, no.
-[teddy] ah!
393
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,408
[officer]
hmm. He's limping.
394
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,035
-Could be distemper.
-No. He has great temper.
395
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,620
It was a splinter in his foot.
396
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,830
But it fell out.
397
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,290
I'm not just saying that
to protect him.
398
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,532
You got to believe me.
399
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,042
I'm a normal,
believable person, right?
400
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,169
I need to check it out.
401
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,879
No, no, no.
No pole. No pole.
402
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,881
Uh... It keeps me safe
from the animal?
403
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,382
Also, it's my lucky pole.
404
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,967
I get 'em every time
with this thing.
405
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,260
No, no, no, no, no, no.
406
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,344
Oh. He's gone.
407
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,846
Oh, well.
Thanks for coming by.
408
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,389
-Can't catch 'em all.
-Oh, no. I catch 'em all.
409
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,974
Everyone at work hates me
'cause of it.
410
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,559
That, and I correct
everyone's grammar.
411
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,020
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't go, don't go.
412
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,859
Oh, my god. We can't let her
find little king trashmouth.
413
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:58,818
Did anyone see where he went?
414
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,445
-No. Sorry.
-Me neither.
415
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,781
I was distracted by
how that pole looks like...
416
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,532
Not a noose, but a little bit?
417
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,242
Oh...
What do we do now?
418
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,994
Maybe mr. Huggins saw
where he went.
419
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,078
Shoot. He's gone.
420
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,371
Probably went to that concert.
421
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,790
I hope he's dancing
for all of us.
422
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,208
But also he's got that bad hip.
423
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,709
Maybe he's dancing
on his left leg.
424
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,795
Maybe we could find
little king trashmouth
425
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,546
-Before she does?
-I don't know.
426
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,048
-Lot of alleys.
-We could split up.
427
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,049
I could follow her
428
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,509
And I'll shout if she finds him?
429
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,718
Right. Uh, good.
430
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,720
Uh, d-d-don't let her catch him.
431
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,222
But if she does, uh, just shout.
432
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,389
Okay, what do I shout,
what do I shout?
433
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,767
Uh, just say, uh,
you won the lottery.
434
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,310
-And you're excited.
-Okay.
435
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,395
All right,
I could take that alley,
436
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,481
-And you take the other one?
-Yeah. Yeah, okay.
437
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,108
Actually, can we switch alleys?
I just like this one better.
438
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,568
Yeah, sure, yeah.
439
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,780
And there's the endless travel
to shabby little towns.
440
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,698
-No offense.
-None taken.
441
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,991
I mean, some taken.
442
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,493
And we sleep
in tiny coffin-like beds
443
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,496
On a bus that seems to somehow
store farts forever.
444
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,915
But there must be some reason
they keep going.
445
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,250
Sure. The fact
that there's nothing else
446
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,626
That they could do for money.
447
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,712
Right. But, you know,
people enjoy their music?
448
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,048
That must make it all
feel worth it.
449
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,466
Oh, you mean the one song
450
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,801
That they wrote
a million years ago?
451
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,553
Yeah, imagine
if you did one thing,
452
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,388
One good thing, sure,
453
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,933
But one thing over and over
and over and over
454
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,518
For the rest of your life.
455
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,187
-Can you picture what
a nightmare that would be?
-Um...
456
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,106
That's what happens to a dream
when you cling to it.
457
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,109
You can end up hating it
but doing it anyway because
458
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,652
What the hell else
are you gonna do?
459
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,446
-Right.
-Anyhoo, I wasn't gonna
order soft serve,
460
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,398
But now I kind of want
soft serve.
461
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,868
Do you give out free samples?
I would need 12.
462
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,120
-I'll just give you a cup.
-Thank you.
463
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,913
Best thing that's happened
to me all tour, huh?
464
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,540
It's going in my book.
465
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,584
Ah, the breezers
are starting their set.
466
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,086
-Do you need to go back outside?
-Not really.
467
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,921
It's a well-oiled machine
at this point.
468
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,049
A well-oiled, sad,
soul-crushing machine.
469
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,134
[sighs]
470
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,343
[louise]
enjoying the show, folks?
471
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,803
[rudy] that guy
down there has been
472
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,805
Coiling a cable
for like half an hour.
473
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,640
I know, right?
It's mesmerizing.
474
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,934
How long is that cable?
When will it end?
475
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,811
-It ended.
-Aw.
-I miss it.
476
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,438
And how about that music, huh?
477
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,481
Isn't it more fun to imagine
what the band is doing?
478
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,524
T-shirts.
479
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:02,817
Get your t-shirts.
480
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,945
This one's 30% cotton,
but 100% rocking.
481
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,113
Is that magic marker?
482
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,698
-What makes you say that?
-My eyes.
483
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,910
Look, you could pay 25 bucks
for a shirt down there
484
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,369
Or three bucks' worth of candy
up here.
485
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,330
Also, good luck finding
youth sizes.
486
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,498
Or fun magic marker fragrances.
487
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,917
I guess I'll take a shirt.
Youth medium.
488
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,209
All right.
489
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,961
Wear it proudly,
my medium-sized friend.
490
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,797
Anybody else?
Ooh, this one comes with free...
491
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,883
What I think might be
cheese crumbs.
492
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,259
Fancy.
493
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,053
Where is he?
Where is he?
494
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,721
King, it's linda.
495
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,806
Your friend,
your best human friend.
496
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,476
Mr. Mouth.
Mr. Trashmouth. Or king.
497
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,061
I don't know what you like
to be called.
498
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,480
Please don't be in this alley,
mr. Little king.
499
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,066
I hope you went to the beach,
or you hopped on a freight train
500
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,360
And you're learning to play
the harmonica right now.
501
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,779
-[raccoon chitters]
-aha.
502
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,822
Okay.
I'm coming towards you.
503
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:50,990
I'm just walking over there
504
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,743
To show you this funny video
on my phone.
505
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,036
Oh, no. I won the lottery.
506
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,621
I won the lottery.
I can't believe it.
507
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,540
Does anyone want to share it?
Uh, come on over here.
508
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,667
-To me.
-Oh, boy.
509
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:01,834
Oh, my god, good for tina.
510
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,336
No, wait.
That's the distraction.
511
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,587
Right, right, right,
right, right. That's bad.
512
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,548
[panting] whoops. Sorry.
Oh, god. Sorry. Sorry.
513
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,801
[panting]
514
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,303
-[chittering]
-[linda] oh, no. King.
515
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,972
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
516
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,183
Ooh, on the good leg.
On the good leg.
517
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,855
[chittering]
518
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,066
I'm sorry, king.
I did this.
519
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,694
I'm the reason you're gonna die.
I'm the worst.
520
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,822
I wish it was me and not you.
Okay, not that far, but...
521
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,324
I don't know how I'm gonna
live with myself after this.
522
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,035
Maybe we use
some of my lottery money
523
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,578
To buy a helicopter and fly in?
524
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,456
I'm so confused right now.
Is that lottery stuff real?
525
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,582
I don't know!
526
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,001
Maybe just let me do my job,
527
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,836
Protecting the public
from diseased wildlife?
528
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,170
I failed you.
529
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,464
And I'm never gonna
forgive myself, never, ever.
530
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,175
[sighs]
got to get my head in the game.
531
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,594
Think, linda, think.
532
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,514
Hi, barry, just passing through.
533
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,974
Oh... Wine lady?
534
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,184
Uh, yeah, it's linda.
You can call me that, though.
535
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,352
You want anything? Merlot?
536
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,021
Ooh, merlot.
Uh, later, later.
537
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,314
Can I borrow one of these?
Can I open this door real quick?
538
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,526
-[chitters]
-I'm not gonna hurt you.
539
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,028
As far as you know.
540
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,280
-What the...?
-[both gasp]
541
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,823
Thanks, barry.
Just got to take this box home.
542
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,700
There's no wine in it,
just a raccoon.
543
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,659
Okay?
544
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:17,785
Raccoon box coming through.
545
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,079
Ooh, good song.
I like it. Funky.
546
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,791
[ian] imagine if you did
one thing over and over
547
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,710
And over
for the rest of your life.
548
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,796
Can you picture what
a nightmare that would be?
549
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:32,091
[echoing]
be? Be? Be?
550
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,384
-Bob.
-Yeah?
551
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,969
-They're playing
"gas in my car."
-oh.
552
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,596
Thought you might want
to watch this one.
553
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,347
From where I'm sitting
you can see the band.
554
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,600
-Sort of. Sometimes.
-Oh, yeah.
555
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,478
I can kind of make out
one of their arms.
556
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,979
Wrinkly biceps.
557
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,064
Hey, I know this one.
558
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,106
My dad has it on his playlist
559
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,224
Of songs he wants me to like.
560
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,609
-Do you like it?
-Oh, sure.
561
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,611
My dad has great taste.
He told me so, himself.
562
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,988
Maybe it's just the magic marker
smell making me dizzy,
563
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,364
But I'm into this.
564
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,700
This song makes me want to shake
my potty parts.
565
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:58,910
They're all potty parts, honey.
566
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,121
-Yeah.
-Hey, dancing's extra.
567
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,539
Just kidding, go nuts.
568
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,875
[grunting]
569
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,836
-What a day, huh, officer?
-Darn raccoons, am I right?
570
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,130
Or dogs. Who even knows
which is which?
571
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,340
Mm-hmm.
572
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,424
Yeah, well.
I'm moving on to another call.
573
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,467
See you later.
574
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,219
I mean, we won't
see you later probably,
575
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,513
But it's a thing that people
say to each other, I think.
576
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,181
Yup. Goodbye.
577
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,892
She's gone.
She's gone, right?
578
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,477
-Is she gone?
-Mom. Oh, my god, you did it.
579
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,645
Whoa.
580
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,979
Linda, you saved the king.
581
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,189
You're gonna get knighted.
582
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,024
I mean, you almost
got him killed.
583
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,567
But then you redeemed yourself.
How's he doing?
584
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,653
Okay, I think.
Want to say hi?
585
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,862
-Hi.
-[chittering]
586
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,906
Stepping away from you.
Nothing personal.
587
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,534
[chuckles] he's just
a little rambunctious.
588
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,952
Wait, is that...?
589
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,120
[all] gary.
590
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,455
Whoa. Uh-oh.
He's getting out.
591
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,916
♪ in my car ♪
592
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,210
♪ I'm gonna get to you... ♪
593
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,796
King's limping less. Huh.
594
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,172
His paw can't be
bothering him too much
595
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,590
If he's able to do that.
596
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,676
Should we, uh,
give 'em their privacy?
597
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,344
-Whoo!
-Nice whoo, tina.
598
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,303
Yeah.
599
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,807
Huh. They kinda look
like they're having fun.
600
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,183
Well, of course
they're having fun.
601
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,060
Really? You said
they were miserable.
602
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,311
-Well, they are.
-Then...
603
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,730
-I-I don't get it.
-Well, there are moments.
604
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,190
You know,
when the band locks in,
605
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,608
The crowd is with them,
606
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,026
Everything they ever loved
about playing music
607
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,486
Comes flooding back
608
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,238
In a rush of pure heavenly
emotion, all that crap.
609
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,324
But all these decades later,
they still have them?
610
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,410
-The-the moments?
-You tell me.
611
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,912
♪ in my car ♪
612
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,956
-♪ let's roll ♪
-♪ I'm gonna ♪
613
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,250
♪ get to you
no matter where you are ♪
614
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,546
♪ gas in my car... ♪
615
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,091
Yeah, I-I see it.
Okay, I can deal with that.
616
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,594
-What'd you say?
-Uh, uh, nothing.
617
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,263
Are you okay?
Is this...?
618
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,848
Are you having
some kind of breakdown?
619
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,434
Oh, uh, no,
this is, uh, me dancing?
620
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,269
Oh, yeah.
I can sort of see that now.
621
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,396
Hey, dad.
What's your body doing?
622
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,606
-Dancing.
-Mm.
623
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,940
We're just grabbing
some concessions.
624
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,775
-For the after-party.
-The after-party?
625
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,776
We're doing it for free.
626
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,361
The vibe's really great
up there.
627
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,779
-You don't mind, right?
-It's a write-off.
628
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,865
-[bob] mm.
-Whew. Sorry, we're back.
629
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,241
-We're back.
-We remembered we have jobs
630
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,826
And we came back to do them.
631
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,369
Also, I saved
little king trashmouth.
632
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,330
-No big deal.
-Hi, bob. I'm starving.
633
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,040
Uh, can I get
a burger and fries?
634
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,210
Oh, and maybe some fries
for the lovebirds in the alley.
635
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,295
Uh, but give them a few minutes.
636
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,465
[song continues]
637
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,469
♪ I sure am missing you ♪
638
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,512
-♪ I wanna see you soon ♪
-[bob grunts]
639
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,181
♪ if I can't get there ♪
640
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,183
♪ what am I gonna,
I gonna do now? ♪
641
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,143
-♪ you should be mine tonight ♪
-♪ mine tonight ♪
642
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,145
-♪ we should be sleeping tight ♪
-[bob grunting]
643
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,730
♪ I'm gonna get there ♪
644
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,148
♪ because you know ♪
645
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,816
-♪ if there's gas ♪
-♪ gas ♪
646
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,443
-♪ in ♪
-♪ in ♪
647
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,694
-♪ my ♪
-♪ my ♪
648
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,779
-♪ car ♪
-♪ car ♪
649
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:40,905
♪ I'm gonna get to you ♪
650
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,573
♪ no matter where you are ♪
651
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,824
-♪ gas ♪
-♪ gas ♪
652
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,534
-♪ in ♪
-♪ in ♪
653
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,744
-♪ my ♪
-♪ my ♪
654
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:47,912
-♪ car ♪
-♪ car ♪
655
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,664
♪ I'm gonna roll to you, baby. ♪
656
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,375
W-wait. Oh, no. No, no.
Did I just run out of ga--
657
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,584
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658
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,127
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