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[jimmy jr.]
hey, I thought of a marketing
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Slogan for our
tank bottoms idea.
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Here it is: "tank bottoms:
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Tank tops for your bottom."
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-That's so good.
-I know.
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Zeke, this is like,
the best clothing invention
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Anyone's ever had.
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Replacing pockets
with holes for ventilation?
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We're the best
entrepreneurs ever.
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More like "entre-pre-new-world,"
'cause our idea
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-Is a game changer.
-[tina] and here's some
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More lockers, and there's, um,
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Those lockers over there.
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You name it, we've got it.
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Hey, guys, please give
a warm wagstaff welcome
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To our newest student, will.
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Will, these are fellow
eighth graders
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Jimmy jr. And zeke.
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-Hello.
-'sup?
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Run, will.
Leave while you still can.
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[chuckles]
that's louise and gene,
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My siblings. Little rascals.
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What grade are you in, will--
14th?
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Nope, just a tall eighth grader.
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-Hi, zeke.
-Uh... Uh, hi, uh, will.
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[tina] so what, uh, what are
you guys talking about?
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[jimmy jr.]
oh, just a little something
that's gonna revolutionize
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The fashion industry
and life as we know it
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-Called tank bottoms.
-[tina] right, your, uh,
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"shorts with no pockets" thing.
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[jimmy jr.] uh, yes.
That's an oversimplified
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Explanation of it, but yes.
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Oh. Uh, I just remembered I, um,
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I got to go to class.
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[weak chuckle]
I'm out of here. Okay.
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But the bell
hasn't even rung yet.
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Oh man. [short chuckle]
sorry, I-I can't hear you
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Over all this hallway chatter.
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I'll-I'll see you in class.
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-All right.
-Zeke's usually not like that.
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-Oh, I know what zeke's like.
-You do?
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Yeah, we went to the same
school in third grade.
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Everyone called him
pee streak zeke.
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What? Why'd they call him that?
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Longest pee?
Duration or distance?
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Or a fun combination of the two?
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-Not exactly.
-Okay, well,
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Should we keep
the ol' tour going?
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Have you shown will
the booger wall yet?
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-Booger wall?
-Yeah, it's what it sounds like.
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See if you can guess
which are mine.
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Here's a hint: They're brown
like their daddy's eyes.
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[jimmy]
hey, I'm bob.
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I like to sweep,
but I can't keep any customers.
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A-zoom!
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Ha.
Rhyming can be mean.
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Well, I'm jimmy.
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I like to stand in front
of my restaurant--
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Wait, why are you
coming over here?
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Eh, I'm bored.
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You must know
what that's like, right?
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'cause of your life?
Ha!
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Okay, thanks for coming over
to say that.
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Kinda slow at my place lately.
You been slow, too?
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Uh, yeah.
Do you need something?
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-You know, you get one rat...
-Yeah,
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-Well, that's
part of the business.
-...Pack.
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One pack of rats,
covered in roaches,
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And suddenly people don't
want to eat their spaghetti.
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You had a pack of rats
covered with roaches?
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Yeah.
What, you never had that?
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Uh, not-not at the same time.
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Our rats and roaches
don't get along.
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Ah, yeah, well, you're lucky.
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"the burger ball pit?"
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[bob] oh, it's just
something I was trying.
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I-it's a bunch of tiny meatballs
instead of a patty.
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Tiny meatballs?
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Yeah, I was just fooling around.
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Cheese holds 'em all in place.
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-Hmm.
-Yeah? I mean--
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-Okay, goodbye.
-Oh. Okay.
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-Bye.
-You're a fart.
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Right. That was almost
a normal conversation.
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But you're you,
so y-you said that.
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[makes fart noises]
that's you.
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Am I crazy or would this
make a nice apartment?
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Get some houseplants,
maybe a mini fridge.
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It's basically an upgrade
from where we live now.
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So, I had some more ideas
about tank bottoms.
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-Uh-huh.
-"tank bottoms"
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Is kind of a mouthful,
so I was thinking
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-We would call them tb's.
-Oh, uh, y-yeah, yeah.
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But then the problem is
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That's also what
they call tuberculosis.
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Mm-hmm, sounds great.
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Zeke, are you even
listening to me?
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-Yeah. Sorry.
-What are you
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-Looking at?
-Nothin', nothin'.
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What, tetherball?
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Oh, my god.
Another tb.
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So, yeah,
this is our tetherball.
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It can be sneaky,
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-So if you play it, be careful.
-Uh-huh.
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You want to
give this baby a spin?
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Oh, you missed it.
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Ow. I'm okay.
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-Sorry. I'll be right back.
-Oh. Okay.
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What do you think about
this for a slogan?
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"the tb you want to get."
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Oh, oh, I love it, uh...
But, uh, listen. I got to go.
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I got to go somewhere
real fast, all right?
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What the heck?
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That's the second time today
zeke has just run off.
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-Huh.
-When he has to go,
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He has to go.
He's pee-streakin'.
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♪ the ketchup
loves the mustard ♪
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♪ but it makes
the ketchup flustered ♪
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♪ so I give them
a little space. ♪
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-So, what'll it be today, teddy?
-Eh...
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Maybe just a cheeseburger.
And fries.
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Really? Did you take a look
at the burger of the day?
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Eh, I-I don't know, bunch
of little burger balls? Eh...
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Yeah, there's
a ball pit in your mouth
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And your taste buds
are jumping in it.
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It's interesting, teddy.
I'm having fun with texture.
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Oh, yeah, very fun.
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I just, uh, don't want
to have fun like that.
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With a bunch of balls
in my mouth.
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Fine.
Some people are just
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More open to new ideas.
And you're dumb.
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-Exactly. What?
-Nothing.
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What the...
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Jimmy.
The pizza ball pit?
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Smart, right?
I just tore up a pizza,
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Smashed it into balls
and put it on top
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Of another pizza.
Like a ball pit.
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You stole my idea.
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What? No.
Yours is a burger,
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Mine's pizza.
Totally different.
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They're totally different, bob.
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It's the same name,
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Which works for a burger,
because it's, like,
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A deconstructed... Um...
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"um, um, um."
look, bob,
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We both had the same idea.
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We'll see who
it works out better for.
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For whom it works out better.
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Ah, just-just go inside, trev.
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What? Jeez.
Grammar matters.
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It's stealing, jimmy. And you
know what happens to thieves?
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-What, bob?
-They...
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Get their comeuppance.
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Comeuppance? What is that,
from mary poppins?
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So what if it is?
She was a great nanny.
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♪ it's time for ravioli ♪
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♪ I will not
eat them slowly, no. ♪
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I would be shocked if you did.
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You're seriously not eating
in the cafeteria?
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I don't feel like it today.
Why-why do we all
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Have to eat lunch together?
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Why can't we
just eat separately
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In quiet contemplation?
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I'm just gonna go eat
in the library.
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But there's no food
in the library.
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And you didn't
bring a sack lunch.
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It doesn't make any sense.
Wait,
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Is this about will?
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What was all that
pee streak stuff about?
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Did you pee your pants
or something,
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And he made fun of you?
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Uh, I don't want
to talk about it, j-ju.
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I just want to be alone
in the library today.
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Not in a bad way.
I love reading.
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I love it. Bye!
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Oh, my gosh.
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I think zeke was bullied.
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My sweet best friend.
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Sweet, sweet zeke.
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Huh, so will's a bully.
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Seems like it.
Willy the bully,
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Aka wooly bully.
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I don't like bullies,
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And I especially don't
like them in our school.
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And in our sister's grade.
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I mean, what if he makes
tina pee and embarrasses her?
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She's already fighting
an uphill battle.
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-Yeah.
-We got to nip this in the bud.
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I believe it's "the butt."
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I think we should give will
a taste of his own medicine.
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Western medicine.
Not holistic at all.
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-I've got a good plan, gene.
-Me too.
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Begging for extra ravioli.
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I mean a plan to get revenge
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On will for zeke and show him
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That this bullying crap
isn't gonna fly here.
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-Oh. Right. Yeah.
-So, we each
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-Get a juice box.
-[gene] uh-huh.
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-[louise] you don't drink yours.
-[gene] I don't like that.
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Then we offer tina and will
the seats across from us,
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And why wouldn't they sit near
tina's harmless siblings, right?
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-[gene] we're terrific.
-[louise] they don't know that
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You have a juice box
hidden out of sight,
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Aimed at will's crotch.
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I will make small talk
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While you line up your shot
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And when I say the words
"interesting ravioli,"
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You squeeze the box,
spraying apple juice
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On will's crotch, making it
look like he peed his pants.
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And he will stand up
when he feels the juice,
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And then I'll yell "gross!
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Everybody look at
pee streak will!"
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The entire cafeteria
looks over at him,
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They all point and laugh
and then will says,
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"well, didn't I get
exactly what I deserve?
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"thanks, louise and gene,
for putting me in my place.
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If that's who did this,
but I don't know for sure."
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And will I be reimbursed
for any lost juice?
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In the next life,
which could be soon
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If will kills us.
But it's a risk we have to take.
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Are you guys talking about
doing something to will?
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Something really heroic, yeah.
Why?
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I feel bad for zeke, too,
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But I just don't think
aggression is the answer.
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Um, it definitely is.
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If you bully a bully,
it's still bullying.
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I'm not in the mood for riddles.
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Ooh, those look interesting.
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What are they--
edible pillows full of cheese?
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Uh-huh.
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Did you get your bun tightened?
It looks gorgeous.
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-I did. Thank you.
-Thank you.
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How's your regular cheeseburger
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That you can literally
get any day, teddy?
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Really good, bob. Mmm.
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Can't believe pesto just
stole my burger ball pit idea.
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You know, people sometimes have
the same idea at the same time.
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Remember when
deep impact and armageddon
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Came out in the same year?
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Or when steve harvey
started going bald
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-Right when I
started going bald?
-Spooky.
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It's not like that.
At all.
244
00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:49,176
I had the idea first,
he saw it and then he stole it--
245
00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,261
Oh, my god.
I think he's getting a line.
246
00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,471
What? No.
247
00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,222
They could be there
for another reason,
248
00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,559
All a few feet apart
and facing the same direction
249
00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,186
And waiting to get inside.
250
00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,229
Did you see
what they're doing at pesto's?
251
00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,106
Pizza balls.
Such a fun idea.
252
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,900
-[bob] it was my idea!
-Whoa.
253
00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,359
Order the burger
of the day, mort.
254
00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,195
Do not make
the same mistake I did.
255
00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,156
Uh, one burger
of the day, please?
256
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,909
Oh, look at that.
Burger balls. Fun.
257
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,285
Don't patronize me, mort!
258
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,871
Jeez, you really
screwed that one up, mort.
259
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,372
Hey guys.
We got to stop
260
00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,291
Meeting like this.
Just kidding.
261
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,168
No, not on that side, rudy.
Uh, sit-sit over here.
262
00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,419
What? Why?
263
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,588
The, um, the lighting
is all weird over there.
264
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,507
-Okay.
-Zeke, you're here.
265
00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,966
What happened to the library?
266
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,384
Was it too noisy?
267
00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,469
Oh, mr. Frond saw me
268
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,012
And said I needed
to get some nutrition.
269
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,764
I told him I was
reading a cookbook
270
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,641
So that should count, but
he didn't agree. And I wasn't
271
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,893
Reading a cookbook, I was just
holding my hands like this.
272
00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,269
Zeke, I just want you to know
273
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,271
That I'm here for you
and I care about you.
274
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,606
Do you want some of my ravioli?
275
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,149
-Yes.
-I was talking to zeke.
276
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,026
And don't worry, zeke.
We got you covered.
277
00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,236
Thanks. But what?
278
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,029
We're gonna shut
will the bully down.
279
00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,447
Willy bully.
280
00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,573
W-what? Do what?
281
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,908
You don't have to hide it, zeke.
282
00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,660
We figured it out.
We know you were bullied.
283
00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,411
-Zeke was bullied?
-Wait, wait, wait.
284
00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,288
And I get why
you wouldn't want to tell me,
285
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,624
Because I'm one of the cool kids
and you were embarrassed.
286
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,584
-No, you don't understand.
I was--
-[louise] listen,
287
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,087
As soon as tina and will sit
down, I'm gonna distract will,
288
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,713
Gene's gonna spray will's crotch
with apple juice
289
00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,924
-Under the table...
-My apple juice.
290
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,385
Some of us are
making a big sacrifice today.
291
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,053
No. No, guys, no.
Please don't do that.
292
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,680
Shush, shush, shush!
Here he comes.
293
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,181
Tina! Will!
Over here.
294
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,558
Hey, everybody.
We were just doing
295
00:09:19,676 --> 00:09:21,142
The whole lunch line thing.
It went pretty well.
296
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,686
They had lunch at
his old school, too.
297
00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,104
Tina, sit right across from me.
298
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,313
O-okay.
299
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,773
Hey there, will. [chuckles]
so, you're--
300
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,733
So, you're sitting here.
That's cool.
301
00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,236
[chuckles] great.
302
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,904
So, will, what do you think
of wagstaff so far?
303
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,031
And maintain eye contact
with me while you answer
304
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,408
And don't look anywhere else.
305
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,617
Um, seems okay.
306
00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:38,952
-Will, uh...
-What?
307
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,996
Interesting ravioli.
Interesting ravioli!
308
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,414
-Gene, no!
-What are you doing?
309
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,291
[zeke]
where is it?
Give it to me! Come on!
310
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,126
-[gene] stop it,
you're gonna ruin it!
-Gimee-- come on, stop it.
311
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,377
What's going on under there?
312
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,420
Let go!
313
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,838
So, uh, will, uh,
what'd you think of
314
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,457
The booger wall?
Boogerific, am I right?
315
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,342
-What?
-Aah!
316
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,803
-Dang it, gene!
-You got zeke's crotch!
317
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,846
Bad news: Yes.
318
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,264
Good news:
Still some juice left.
319
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,641
Don't you say it, will.
Don't you say it.
320
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,351
-Say what?
-Pee streak zeke.
321
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,186
-Sorry, zeke.
-H-hold on, now.
322
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:08,315
I wasn't gonna say-- wait, were
you gonna squirt that on me?
323
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,774
Yes, we were gonna bully you
324
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,318
Before you could
bully anyone else.
325
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,902
So, did it work?
Are we heroes?
326
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,195
Let's say yes.
327
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,697
-People, please.
-Why don't you just pick on
328
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,116
Someone your own size,
tall guy, like
329
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,909
-Mr. Branca.
-I don't want any trouble!
330
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,328
Everybody, just stop.
331
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,371
-Will never
bullied me or anyone.
-What?
332
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,831
Come again?
333
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,999
I was...
334
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,375
I was the bully.
335
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,376
[all gasp]
336
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,296
And that was
the last of my juice.
337
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,967
So, you're not a bully?
338
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,969
-No.
-But you're so tall.
339
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,179
You do kind of have this whole
340
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,597
"don't mess with me" vibe
341
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,432
That has a lot of the girls
around here going crazy.
342
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,225
Other girls.
Not me, but I get it.
343
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,227
-I can see that.
-Like zeke said,
344
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,897
He was the bully.
I was the bullied.
345
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,231
[sighs] I-I'm gonna go
346
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,483
Try to dry off.
347
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,234
Sorry, me spraying juice
on you wasn't bullying,
348
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,611
That was just an accident.
349
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,071
Zeke, what did--
what happened?
350
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,489
[sighs]
I'm not proud of it,
351
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,449
But by the time
I started going to school
352
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,327
At rocky creek elementary,
where will went,
353
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,245
I had already
been to so many schools,
354
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,955
'cause my family
moved around so much.
355
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,625
I was always the new kid, and
it wasn't easy making friends.
356
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,503
Between that and my
impulse control issues, I just
357
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,080
Started wrestling kids.
Like, all the time.
358
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,674
Before I even knew
it was a sport.
359
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,510
I couldn't help it, I just-just
had a lot of nervous energy.
360
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,095
Then one day I got
a kid in a headlock,
361
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,305
And I guess I caught him
on his way to the bathroom,
362
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,973
And also maybe he was scared
363
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,600
'cause of me
putting him in a headlock,
364
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,727
And he... [sighs]
...Well, he peed a little,
365
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,020
And everyone pointed
and laughed,
366
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,730
And that's how it all started.
367
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,482
After that first kid peed, the
kids who thought it was funny
368
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,484
Were like,
"come hang out with us."
369
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,444
And-and then I kept trying
to make 'em laugh.
370
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,863
And even though I only made
that first kid pee,
371
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,407
They-they called me
pee streak zeke.
372
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,159
And, yeah, will was, uh,
one of the kids I bullied.
373
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,912
Pee streak zeke!
Pee streak zeke!
374
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,997
I mean, I had
a group of friends,
375
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,500
A nickname, and it was
the first time I felt like...
376
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,960
Like I-I belonged.
377
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,754
-Wow.
-I know. It's a lot.
378
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,089
That's pretty bad, zeke.
379
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,133
I've been told I have
the perfect neck for headlocks,
380
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,176
But, uh, I'm trying to cut down.
381
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,345
I know, it's awful.
I don't like to talk about it.
382
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,930
I don't even like
to think about it.
383
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,348
I'm not that person anymore.
384
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,517
But zeke, now you have
the chance to apologize,
385
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,228
Make amends,
right the wrongs of the past.
386
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,896
You should definitely apologize.
387
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,065
Maybe send him, like,
an edible arrangement
388
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,316
Or give him your house?
389
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,901
Maybe adopt a highway for him?
390
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,320
Oh, um, will?
Will doesn't seem like he's...
391
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,865
He's ready to hear an apology
or talk to me at all.
392
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,366
I think the best thing
for me to do
393
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,660
Is just to keep
a respectful distance.
394
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,203
No, zeke.
Just do it now.
395
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,997
It's the only way
to move forward.
396
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,457
But-- [chuckles]
I, uh--
397
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,908
-[school bell rings]
-oops, that's the bell.
398
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,168
Guess we'll put a pin in this
for now
399
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,461
And just focus on our studies.
400
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,296
Wait.
Will, can you please meet us
401
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,589
On the steps out front
after school?
402
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,549
Zeke has something
he wants to tell you.
403
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,718
Or if you're busy,
that's totally cool.
404
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,927
Late notice, I-I get it.
405
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,804
You, uh, probably have plans.
[weak chuckle]
406
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,890
No, I'll be there.
407
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,349
-Great.
-Mm, great.
408
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,810
Uh, come on, will, I'll take you
to your next class.
409
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,187
I think
we have algebra together.
410
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,980
"alge-bring" you there.
[chuckles]
411
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,357
Trust me, zeke.
This is gonna be a good thing.
412
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,692
Oh... Oh, boy.
413
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,903
I guess I'll have to take
the rest of these to go.
414
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,071
And there we go.
415
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,823
Like a little italian squirrel.
416
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,950
-Oh, yeah.
-Grazie.
417
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,577
[grumbling]
418
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,371
So, bob, are you just
gonna keep stewing or what?
419
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,040
[gasps] someone's taking
pictures of pesto's
420
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,458
With a fancy camera.
421
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,834
D-do you think
they're from the paper?
422
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,994
Oh, my god, that's it.
I'm going over there.
423
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,213
Oh, no, bob, don't.
424
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,923
Linda's right, bob.
To what end?
425
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,090
"to what end?"
426
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,592
-Just say "why," mort.
-Why?
427
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,427
-Are you asking that
to me or to bob?
-I don't know.
428
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,553
I'm going to expose him.
429
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,222
I'm gonna tell
that reporter person--
430
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,516
If it is a reporter person--
that it was my idea.
431
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,101
Come on, bob,
we know you had the idea,
432
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,344
You know you had the idea,
433
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,938
And you'll have another
idea tomorrow.
434
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,023
If you don't have a heart attack
over jimmy pesto.
435
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,192
Linda's right, bob.
And my therapist would say
436
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,902
That you should focus
on your own happiness
437
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,195
And not compare it
to other people's.
438
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,530
Your therapist is an idiot!
439
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,781
You take that back, bob!
440
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,741
Do not speak
of dr. Marjorie that way.
441
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,369
That woman has put up
with so much in her life.
442
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,038
-What?
-The balls haven't
always rolled her way!
443
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,165
Okay, I'm sorry.
She's probably great.
444
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,543
She's just never met
jimmy pesto.
445
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,794
Aw, bob.
446
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,212
So many little balls.
447
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,547
I really just wanted soup.
448
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,465
I know, mort.
I know.
449
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,425
[jimmy]
so, I just thought to myself,
450
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,470
"balls. Pizza balls." and then,
"pizza ball pit." boom.
451
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,056
-Oh, my god.
-Bob, we're gonna
be in the paper
452
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,766
On the internet,
where it really counts.
453
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,476
My mom's finally
gonna be proud of me.
454
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,352
That's great, trev.
455
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,104
Uh, I have something interesting
456
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,897
-For the article.
-Sorry, who are you?
457
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,649
I am the guy who invented--
458
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,942
♪ dah-duh-dah-buh-dah-dah
dah-dah-dah-bah-bah ♪
459
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,652
-I invented--
-♪ dah-bah ♪
460
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,279
-I happen to have invented--
-♪ dah-bup-bup ♪
461
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,114
Uh, look, I don't know
what this is,
462
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,532
But I'm on a deadline, okay?
463
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,033
You should be interviewing me.
464
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,743
Hmm, who should I interview,
465
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,161
The inventor of
the pizza ball pit
466
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,205
Or some guy who wandered in
off the street
467
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,082
Who won't stop shrieking
while I'm trying to work?
468
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,292
I'm not shrieking!
469
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,501
Let's go someplace quieter.
470
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,420
Come back in the kitchen.
I-I can show you
471
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,464
The oven where it all happens.
It looks like a microwave,
472
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,300
But it's not
exactly a microwave.
473
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,551
[groans]
474
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,344
-Hmm.
-So, you're staying?
475
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,846
Yes. I'm gonna
make sure that that guy
476
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,515
Tells the world
that jimmy is a total fraud.
477
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,101
All right. Want some water
while you're waiting?
478
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,311
No, I don't want water.
479
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,813
Actually, yes.
I-I'm a little thirsty.
480
00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,939
[sighs] thank you.
481
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,107
-Seven dollars.
-What?
482
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,775
Got you.
Classic me.
483
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,320
-[school bell rings]
-well, I don't see will
anywhere, j-ju.
484
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,906
I guess I'll head home,
try again tomorrow.
485
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,616
Zeke, wait.
I know what you're doing.
486
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,868
You're trying to kick this can
down the road.
487
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,662
Well, guess what?
That road is a dead end.
488
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,289
-I know, but--
-zeke, listen.
489
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,124
We've all done things
we're not proud of.
490
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,417
I used to tell andy and ollie
491
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,710
That there was actually
only one of them.
492
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,920
It messed with them for weeks.
493
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,171
-Jeez.
-The point is
494
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,589
We recognize our mistakes
495
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,466
And we learn from them.
It's how we grow.
496
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,593
Did we miss it?
Did anyone dvr it?
497
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,429
Not yet. And for all we know,
will already went home and--
498
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,639
-Here he comes.
-Dang.
499
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,140
And this is what we do
when the bell rings
500
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,934
At the end of the day.
We come outside.
501
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,436
And that completes
your welcome tour of wagstaff.
502
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,397
Hey, will. Zeke wants
to tell you something.
503
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,607
-Zeke?
-Uh...
504
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,192
I'm-I'm sorry I bullied you.
505
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,569
-Okay?
-I'm sorry I did all those
awful things to you
506
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,197
To impress people, putting you
in headlocks and stuff,
507
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,657
But... I'm not that kid anymore.
508
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,075
So, I hope you can forgive me
509
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,285
And we can be okay
with each other moving forward.
510
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,496
Wow, will, pretty
heartfelt apology
511
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,248
From zeke over here.
What you thinking?
512
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,959
I do not accept.
513
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,377
What? What the hell, will?
514
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,712
He didn't even apologize
for what he actually did.
515
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,005
Oh, but-- uh...
516
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,215
What, making you pee your pants?
517
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,383
He never made me pee.
518
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,134
He got me
in a headlock a few times,
519
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,803
But that's not
the really bad part.
520
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,346
What's the really bad part?
521
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,722
Hey, jimmy junior,
don't you have to go?
522
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,724
You have that thing, right?
You better get going.
523
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,810
G-get on, now.
Get out. Get.
524
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,144
He made fun of my lisp.
525
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,771
-[gasps]
-whoa.
-[gasp]
526
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,314
Your lips?
They look fine to me.
527
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,983
They look completely normal.
528
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,985
Not my lips.
My lisp.
529
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,987
What? Seriously?!
530
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,575
I can't believe you made fun
of someone's lisp, zeke.
531
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,494
-That's so messed-up.
-It was just one time
532
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,913
And I felt so bad
I-I never did it again.
533
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,081
Wait, you have a lisp?
534
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,916
I did, when I was
in third grade.
535
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,794
I said "stop, zeke.
You're so stupid."
536
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,088
But I had a lisp,
so it came out...
537
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,840
Thtop, theke.
You're tho thtupid.
538
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,550
And zeke made fun of me.
539
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,301
I didn't want all those
guys to see me cry
540
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,220
So I hid in a bathroom stall
541
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,930
-For the rest of recess.
-[tina] oh, will.
542
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,473
And then some kids came in
543
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,308
And they saw
the closed stall door
544
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,102
And they said "ew, someone's
pooping in there."
545
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,603
And I said "no, I'm not."
546
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,772
But I sounded like
I was crying when I said it,
547
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,482
And crying in the bathroom
seemed worse,
548
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,359
So I leaned into
the pooping thing
549
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,069
And I said "I mean, yes, I am,"
550
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,655
And I made some fart noises
and tried to make
551
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,782
-The whole thing believable.
-[gene] good for you.
552
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,118
I'm sorry, will.
And jimmy jr, please.
553
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,038
You're my best friend.
You got to know how sorry I am.
554
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,664
I don't know what to say, zeke.
555
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,917
I don't even think I want to do
tank bottoms with you anymore.
556
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,252
Don't say that, j-ju.
557
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,337
I mean, yeah,
a lot of people don't know this,
558
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,214
But I have a speech impediment.
559
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,799
-Huh.
-Really?
-Wha? I never, um...
560
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,509
Yeah. I worked through
a lot of it,
561
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,344
But sometimes it still shows up.
562
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,429
You have to believe me.
563
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,222
I never did anything
like that again.
564
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,640
I mean, I did
some wrestling stuff,
565
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,101
But never the speech stuff
or someone's looks
566
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,145
Or height or weight
or anything.
567
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,730
You have to forgive me, guys.
568
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,356
There's got to be
something I can do.
569
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,400
I honestly don't see
how you fix this, zeke.
570
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,152
Money never hurts.
Hundred bucks each?
571
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,904
50 to me for brokering the deal?
572
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,822
Show 'em your butt,
let them make fun of it?
573
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:55,990
-Fine.
-Oh, wow.
574
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,408
Zeke, don't.
575
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,744
I mean, you could,
um, lick the booger wall.
576
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,661
-What?
-Yes.
577
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,871
Interesting.
578
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,790
I guess it would show
you're really sorry.
579
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,124
Okay. [sighs]
580
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,459
Looks like I'm gonna
lick a booger wall.
581
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,212
Wow, I'm not usually into
after-school activities
582
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,838
But I'll stick around
for this one.
583
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,131
[sighs]
584
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,552
Ugh.
How is his water not even good?
585
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,017
Come on, bob,
we know you had the idea,
586
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,268
You know you had the idea,
587
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,145
And you'll have
another idea tomorrow.
588
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,438
You should focus
on your own happiness
589
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,815
And not compare it
to other people.
590
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,483
Linda's right, bob.
To what end?
591
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,610
"to what end?"
just say "why," mort.
592
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,278
Thanks again.
Our readers are gonna love this.
593
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,114
Oh, good, that guy's still here.
594
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,782
I'm just gonna keep talking
as I exit
595
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,700
-So he can't talk to me.
See you later. Bye.
-[jimmy] bob?
596
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,202
What are you still doing here?
597
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,870
Looking for some good food?
That's a zoom.
598
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,455
Well, I came over here
to tell everyone
599
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,624
That you're a liar
who stole my idea.
600
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,459
Ha! You are... That.
601
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,087
But now all I want to do
is tell you something.
602
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,547
What's that, bob?
603
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,090
I'd rather be me than you.
604
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,800
[scoffs]
yeah, right. You'd rather
605
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,177
Be scraping by
than have a popular place
606
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,263
And a mostly-restored 280z?
Come on.
607
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,557
I can always
think of other ideas, jimmy.
608
00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:04,100
This wasn't even one of my best.
609
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,393
It might be one of my worst.
610
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,520
And since you and
your customers like it,
611
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,646
That's a red flag.
612
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,356
-Ouch.
-So this idea--
613
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,108
You can have it.
I don't need it.
614
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,026
All I need is right up here.
615
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,444
-Whoa.
-Don't "whoa."
616
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,655
Sorry.
I want that kind of confidence.
617
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,073
Aw, j-just--
zip it.
618
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,908
Okay, zipping.
619
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,034
Unzipping.
620
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,452
[teddy]
you're back. Finally.
621
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,079
What happened--
did you make a big stink?
622
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,832
Did you steal the reporter's pen
and scribble all over his notes?
623
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,751
No, I just told jimmy
I'd rather be me than him.
624
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,212
Aw, bobby.
So wise.
625
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,589
Like a little bobby buddha.
Mwah.
626
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,884
And I said that I'll have
another, better idea tomorrow.
627
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,093
Yeah, that's what I told you.
628
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,511
I guess I stole it from you.
629
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,388
Well, I won't make
a big deal about it,
630
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,057
Like some handsome
cutie-pie chefs.
631
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,392
She's talking about you, bob.
632
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,518
Thanks, teddy.
633
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,978
[louise]
so many boogers.
634
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,354
[gene]
precious memories.
635
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,773
It's more booger than wall
at this point.
636
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,568
Okay. Here goes.
637
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,875
Wait, zeke.
You don't have to do this.
638
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,669
You were willing to
lick boogers. That's enough.
639
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,046
I mean, I guess.
640
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,505
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
641
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,966
I was asking jimmy jr.
I mean, you too, but also him.
642
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,676
Yeah, will's right.
643
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,888
I didn't know you then
but I know you now, zeke.
644
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,223
I know your heart.
645
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,308
Oh man, j-ju.
[groans]
646
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,685
-What are you doing?
-Stop! You don't have to do it.
647
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,104
That's what's gonna make it
even more beautiful. [grunting]
648
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,065
-Oh, sick.
-Yes!
-[gags]
649
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,149
-Wow.
-Oh, zeke.
650
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,984
[gags]
it wasn't that bad.
651
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,612
[gags] but I'm gonna...
Oh, my god, I'm gonna...
652
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,656
I'm gonna throw up.
[retches]
653
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,449
Oh, my god. You're
my best friend, jimmy junior.
654
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,576
-[retches]
-you're my best friend, zeke.
655
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,536
Even if I can't quite
look at you right now.
656
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,871
I get it.
[coughs]
657
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,207
Now, who wants to get licked
by a booger tongue?
658
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,541
-Come on, who wants it?
-[all shouting]
659
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,210
Come on. Come here, j-ju.
I'm gonna get you.
660
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,378
I'm gonna get you
with my booger tongue.
661
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,004
This isn't bullying,
this is horseplay.
662
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,381
Now, come here, come on!
663
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,049
♪ the ketchup
loves the mustard ♪
664
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,968
♪ but it makes
the ketchup flustered ♪
665
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,595
♪ so I give them
a little space ♪
666
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,307
♪ the ketchup
loves the mustard ♪
667
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,518
♪ but it makes
the ketchup flustered ♪
668
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,396
♪ so I give them
a little space ♪
669
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,400
♪ it's time for ravioli ♪
670
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,527
♪ I will not
eat them slowly ♪
671
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,362
♪ the ketchup
loves the mustard ♪
672
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,531
♪ the ketchup loves
the mustard ♪
673
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,449
♪ the ketchup
loves the mustard ♪
674
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,285
♪ the ketchup loves
the mustard ♪
675
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,121
♪ the ketchup
loves the mustard ♪
676
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,289
♪ the ketchup loves the-- ♪
677
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:32,665
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