1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:18,851 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,353 [jimmy jr.] hey, I thought of a marketing 3 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:22,855 Slogan for our tank bottoms idea. 4 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,231 Here it is: "tank bottoms: 5 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,066 Tank tops for your bottom." 6 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,609 -That's so good. -I know. 7 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,570 Zeke, this is like, the best clothing invention 8 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:30,738 Anyone's ever had. 9 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,240 Replacing pockets with holes for ventilation? 10 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,908 We're the best entrepreneurs ever. 11 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,994 More like "entre-pre-new-world," 'cause our idea 12 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,996 -Is a game changer. -[tina] and here's some 13 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:40,539 More lockers, and there's, um, 14 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,541 Those lockers over there. 15 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,460 You name it, we've got it. 16 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,214 Hey, guys, please give a warm wagstaff welcome 17 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,424 To our newest student, will. 18 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,092 Will, these are fellow eighth graders 19 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:53,552 Jimmy jr. And zeke. 20 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:54,678 -Hello. -'sup? 21 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,180 Run, will. Leave while you still can. 22 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,015 [chuckles] that's louise and gene, 23 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,349 My siblings. Little rascals. 24 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,602 What grade are you in, will-- 14th? 25 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,187 Nope, just a tall eighth grader. 26 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,773 -Hi, zeke. -Uh... Uh, hi, uh, will. 27 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,816 [tina] so what, uh, what are you guys talking about? 28 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,069 [jimmy jr.] oh, just a little something that's gonna revolutionize 29 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,196 The fashion industry and life as we know it 30 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,615 -Called tank bottoms. -[tina] right, your, uh, 31 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,908 "shorts with no pockets" thing. 32 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,910 [jimmy jr.] uh, yes. That's an oversimplified 33 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,953 Explanation of it, but yes. 34 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,997 Oh. Uh, I just remembered I, um, 35 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,248 I got to go to class. 36 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:24,458 [weak chuckle] I'm out of here. Okay. 37 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,043 But the bell hasn't even rung yet. 38 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,253 Oh man. [short chuckle] sorry, I-I can't hear you 39 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,880 Over all this hallway chatter. 40 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,799 I'll-I'll see you in class. 41 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,927 -All right. -Zeke's usually not like that. 42 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,428 -Oh, I know what zeke's like. -You do? 43 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,305 Yeah, we went to the same school in third grade. 44 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,182 Everyone called him pee streak zeke. 45 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,850 What? Why'd they call him that? 46 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,644 Longest pee? Duration or distance? 47 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,062 Or a fun combination of the two? 48 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,897 -Not exactly. -Okay, well, 49 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,232 Should we keep the ol' tour going? 50 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,566 Have you shown will the booger wall yet? 51 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,401 -Booger wall? -Yeah, it's what it sounds like. 52 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,070 See if you can guess which are mine. 53 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,948 Here's a hint: They're brown like their daddy's eyes. 54 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:57,616 [jimmy] hey, I'm bob. 55 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,869 I like to sweep, but I can't keep any customers. 56 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:01,995 A-zoom! 57 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,872 Ha. Rhyming can be mean. 58 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,165 Well, I'm jimmy. 59 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,708 I like to stand in front of my restaurant-- 60 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,544 Wait, why are you coming over here? 61 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,837 Eh, I'm bored. 62 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,130 You must know what that's like, right? 63 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:12,381 'cause of your life? Ha! 64 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,550 Okay, thanks for coming over to say that. 65 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,219 Kinda slow at my place lately. You been slow, too? 66 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,296 Uh, yeah. Do you need something? 67 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,722 -You know, you get one rat... -Yeah, 68 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,266 -Well, that's part of the business. -...Pack. 69 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:23,851 One pack of rats, covered in roaches, 70 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,394 And suddenly people don't want to eat their spaghetti. 71 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,771 You had a pack of rats covered with roaches? 72 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:29,189 Yeah. What, you never had that? 73 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,691 Uh, not-not at the same time. 74 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,234 Our rats and roaches don't get along. 75 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,944 Ah, yeah, well, you're lucky. 76 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,529 "the burger ball pit?" 77 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,573 [bob] oh, it's just something I was trying. 78 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,617 I-it's a bunch of tiny meatballs instead of a patty. 79 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:41,493 Tiny meatballs? 80 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:42,911 Yeah, I was just fooling around. 81 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,288 Cheese holds 'em all in place. 82 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,664 -Hmm. -Yeah? I mean-- 83 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:46,999 -Okay, goodbye. -Oh. Okay. 84 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,500 -Bye. -You're a fart. 85 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:51,128 Right. That was almost a normal conversation. 86 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,213 But you're you, so y-you said that. 87 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,340 [makes fart noises] that's you. 88 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:58,468 Am I crazy or would this make a nice apartment? 89 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,596 Get some houseplants, maybe a mini fridge. 90 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,182 It's basically an upgrade from where we live now. 91 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,184 So, I had some more ideas about tank bottoms. 92 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:06,518 -Uh-huh. -"tank bottoms" 93 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,187 Is kind of a mouthful, so I was thinking 94 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,939 -We would call them tb's. -Oh, uh, y-yeah, yeah. 95 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,232 But then the problem is 96 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,901 That's also what they call tuberculosis. 97 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,194 Mm-hmm, sounds great. 98 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,695 Zeke, are you even listening to me? 99 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,030 -Yeah. Sorry. -What are you 100 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,531 -Looking at? -Nothin', nothin'. 101 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:20,574 What, tetherball? 102 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,242 Oh, my god. Another tb. 103 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,952 So, yeah, this is our tetherball. 104 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,412 It can be sneaky, 105 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,872 -So if you play it, be careful. -Uh-huh. 106 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,458 You want to give this baby a spin? 107 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,375 Oh, you missed it. 108 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:31,501 Ow. I'm okay. 109 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,337 -Sorry. I'll be right back. -Oh. Okay. 110 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,713 What do you think about this for a slogan? 111 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,215 "the tb you want to get." 112 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,842 Oh, oh, I love it, uh... But, uh, listen. I got to go. 113 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,928 I got to go somewhere real fast, all right? 114 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,387 What the heck? 115 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,806 That's the second time today zeke has just run off. 116 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,225 -Huh. -When he has to go, 117 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,310 He has to go. He's pee-streakin'. 118 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,395 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 119 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,522 ♪ but it makes the ketchup flustered ♪ 120 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,399 ♪ so I give them a little space. ♪ 121 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,152 -So, what'll it be today, teddy? -Eh... 122 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,321 Maybe just a cheeseburger. And fries. 123 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,907 Really? Did you take a look at the burger of the day? 124 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:05,244 Eh, I-I don't know, bunch of little burger balls? Eh... 125 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:07,412 Yeah, there's a ball pit in your mouth 126 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,956 And your taste buds are jumping in it. 127 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,500 It's interesting, teddy. I'm having fun with texture. 128 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,001 Oh, yeah, very fun. 129 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,837 I just, uh, don't want to have fun like that. 130 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,130 With a bunch of balls in my mouth. 131 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:18,382 Fine. Some people are just 132 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,133 More open to new ideas. And you're dumb. 133 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,427 -Exactly. What? -Nothing. 134 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,265 What the... 135 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,141 Jimmy. The pizza ball pit? 136 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,102 Smart, right? I just tore up a pizza, 137 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,187 Smashed it into balls and put it on top 138 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,981 Of another pizza. Like a ball pit. 139 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,107 You stole my idea. 140 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,733 What? No. Yours is a burger, 141 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,110 Mine's pizza. Totally different. 142 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,278 They're totally different, bob. 143 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,570 It's the same name, 144 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,656 Which works for a burger, because it's, like, 145 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,574 A deconstructed... Um... 146 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:45,951 "um, um, um." look, bob, 147 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,619 We both had the same idea. 148 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,246 We'll see who it works out better for. 149 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,123 For whom it works out better. 150 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,249 Ah, just-just go inside, trev. 151 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,834 What? Jeez. Grammar matters. 152 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,045 It's stealing, jimmy. And you know what happens to thieves? 153 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,588 -What, bob? -They... 154 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,090 Get their comeuppance. 155 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,217 Comeuppance? What is that, from mary poppins? 156 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,761 So what if it is? She was a great nanny. 157 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,014 ♪ it's time for ravioli ♪ 158 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,266 ♪ I will not eat them slowly, no. ♪ 159 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:10,642 I would be shocked if you did. 160 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,436 You're seriously not eating in the cafeteria? 161 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,521 I don't feel like it today. Why-why do we all 162 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:15,814 Have to eat lunch together? 163 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,065 Why can't we just eat separately 164 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,358 In quiet contemplation? 165 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,277 I'm just gonna go eat in the library. 166 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,361 But there's no food in the library. 167 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,030 And you didn't bring a sack lunch. 168 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,282 It doesn't make any sense. Wait, 169 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,450 Is this about will? 170 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,410 What was all that pee streak stuff about? 171 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,329 Did you pee your pants or something, 172 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:31,496 And he made fun of you? 173 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:33,373 Uh, I don't want to talk about it, j-ju. 174 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,292 I just want to be alone in the library today. 175 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,336 Not in a bad way. I love reading. 176 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:38,462 I love it. Bye! 177 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,005 Oh, my gosh. 178 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:41,423 I think zeke was bullied. 179 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,841 My sweet best friend. 180 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,134 Sweet, sweet zeke. 181 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,761 Huh, so will's a bully. 182 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,804 Seems like it. Willy the bully, 183 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:48,889 Aka wooly bully. 184 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,182 I don't like bullies, 185 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,600 And I especially don't like them in our school. 186 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,185 And in our sister's grade. 187 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,270 I mean, what if he makes tina pee and embarrasses her? 188 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,980 She's already fighting an uphill battle. 189 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,315 -Yeah. -We got to nip this in the bud. 190 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,816 I believe it's "the butt." 191 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,277 I think we should give will a taste of his own medicine. 192 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,489 Western medicine. Not holistic at all. 193 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,077 -I've got a good plan, gene. -Me too. 194 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,703 Begging for extra ravioli. 195 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,038 I mean a plan to get revenge 196 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,373 On will for zeke and show him 197 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,124 That this bullying crap isn't gonna fly here. 198 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,501 -Oh. Right. Yeah. -So, we each 199 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,419 -Get a juice box. -[gene] uh-huh. 200 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,171 -[louise] you don't drink yours. -[gene] I don't like that. 201 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:22,964 Then we offer tina and will the seats across from us, 202 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,675 And why wouldn't they sit near tina's harmless siblings, right? 203 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,427 -[gene] we're terrific. -[louise] they don't know that 204 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,554 You have a juice box hidden out of sight, 205 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,056 Aimed at will's crotch. 206 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,307 I will make small talk 207 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,725 While you line up your shot 208 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:36,395 And when I say the words "interesting ravioli," 209 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:38,021 You squeeze the box, spraying apple juice 210 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,649 On will's crotch, making it look like he peed his pants. 211 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,150 And he will stand up when he feels the juice, 212 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,443 And then I'll yell "gross! 213 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,445 Everybody look at pee streak will!" 214 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,447 The entire cafeteria looks over at him, 215 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,241 They all point and laugh and then will says, 216 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,535 "well, didn't I get exactly what I deserve? 217 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,620 "thanks, louise and gene, for putting me in my place. 218 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,914 If that's who did this, but I don't know for sure." 219 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,708 And will I be reimbursed for any lost juice? 220 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,168 In the next life, which could be soon 221 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,213 If will kills us. But it's a risk we have to take. 222 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,298 Are you guys talking about doing something to will? 223 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,050 Something really heroic, yeah. Why? 224 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,427 I feel bad for zeke, too, 225 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:11,388 But I just don't think aggression is the answer. 226 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:12,848 Um, it definitely is. 227 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,058 If you bully a bully, it's still bullying. 228 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,102 I'm not in the mood for riddles. 229 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,437 Ooh, those look interesting. 230 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,938 What are they-- edible pillows full of cheese? 231 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,523 Uh-huh. 232 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,775 Did you get your bun tightened? It looks gorgeous. 233 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,570 -I did. Thank you. -Thank you. 234 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,238 How's your regular cheeseburger 235 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,073 That you can literally get any day, teddy? 236 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,450 Really good, bob. Mmm. 237 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:34,536 Can't believe pesto just stole my burger ball pit idea. 238 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,372 You know, people sometimes have the same idea at the same time. 239 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,249 Remember when deep impact and armageddon 240 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,750 Came out in the same year? 241 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,419 Or when steve harvey started going bald 242 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,671 -Right when I started going bald? -Spooky. 243 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,548 It's not like that. At all. 244 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:49,176 I had the idea first, he saw it and then he stole it-- 245 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,261 Oh, my god. I think he's getting a line. 246 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,471 What? No. 247 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,222 They could be there for another reason, 248 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,559 All a few feet apart and facing the same direction 249 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,186 And waiting to get inside. 250 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,229 Did you see what they're doing at pesto's? 251 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,106 Pizza balls. Such a fun idea. 252 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,900 -[bob] it was my idea! -Whoa. 253 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,359 Order the burger of the day, mort. 254 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,195 Do not make the same mistake I did. 255 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,156 Uh, one burger of the day, please? 256 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,909 Oh, look at that. Burger balls. Fun. 257 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,285 Don't patronize me, mort! 258 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,871 Jeez, you really screwed that one up, mort. 259 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,372 Hey guys. We got to stop 260 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,291 Meeting like this. Just kidding. 261 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,168 No, not on that side, rudy. Uh, sit-sit over here. 262 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,419 What? Why? 263 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,588 The, um, the lighting is all weird over there. 264 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,507 -Okay. -Zeke, you're here. 265 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,966 What happened to the library? 266 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,384 Was it too noisy? 267 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,469 Oh, mr. Frond saw me 268 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,012 And said I needed to get some nutrition. 269 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,764 I told him I was reading a cookbook 270 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,641 So that should count, but he didn't agree. And I wasn't 271 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,893 Reading a cookbook, I was just holding my hands like this. 272 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,269 Zeke, I just want you to know 273 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,271 That I'm here for you and I care about you. 274 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,606 Do you want some of my ravioli? 275 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,149 -Yes. -I was talking to zeke. 276 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,026 And don't worry, zeke. We got you covered. 277 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,236 Thanks. But what? 278 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,029 We're gonna shut will the bully down. 279 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,447 Willy bully. 280 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,573 W-what? Do what? 281 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,908 You don't have to hide it, zeke. 282 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,660 We figured it out. We know you were bullied. 283 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,411 -Zeke was bullied? -Wait, wait, wait. 284 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,288 And I get why you wouldn't want to tell me, 285 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,624 Because I'm one of the cool kids and you were embarrassed. 286 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,584 -No, you don't understand. I was-- -[louise] listen, 287 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,087 As soon as tina and will sit down, I'm gonna distract will, 288 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,713 Gene's gonna spray will's crotch with apple juice 289 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,924 -Under the table... -My apple juice. 290 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,385 Some of us are making a big sacrifice today. 291 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,053 No. No, guys, no. Please don't do that. 292 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,680 Shush, shush, shush! Here he comes. 293 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,181 Tina! Will! Over here. 294 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,558 Hey, everybody. We were just doing 295 00:09:19,676 --> 00:09:21,142 The whole lunch line thing. It went pretty well. 296 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,686 They had lunch at his old school, too. 297 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,104 Tina, sit right across from me. 298 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,313 O-okay. 299 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,773 Hey there, will. [chuckles] so, you're-- 300 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,733 So, you're sitting here. That's cool. 301 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,236 [chuckles] great. 302 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,904 So, will, what do you think of wagstaff so far? 303 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,031 And maintain eye contact with me while you answer 304 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,408 And don't look anywhere else. 305 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,617 Um, seems okay. 306 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:38,952 -Will, uh... -What? 307 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,996 Interesting ravioli. Interesting ravioli! 308 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,414 -Gene, no! -What are you doing? 309 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,291 [zeke] where is it? Give it to me! Come on! 310 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,126 -[gene] stop it, you're gonna ruin it! -Gimee-- come on, stop it. 311 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,377 What's going on under there? 312 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,420 Let go! 313 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,838 So, uh, will, uh, what'd you think of 314 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,457 The booger wall? Boogerific, am I right? 315 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,342 -What? -Aah! 316 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,803 -Dang it, gene! -You got zeke's crotch! 317 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,846 Bad news: Yes. 318 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,264 Good news: Still some juice left. 319 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,641 Don't you say it, will. Don't you say it. 320 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,351 -Say what? -Pee streak zeke. 321 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,186 -Sorry, zeke. -H-hold on, now. 322 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:08,315 I wasn't gonna say-- wait, were you gonna squirt that on me? 323 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,774 Yes, we were gonna bully you 324 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,318 Before you could bully anyone else. 325 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,902 So, did it work? Are we heroes? 326 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,195 Let's say yes. 327 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,697 -People, please. -Why don't you just pick on 328 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,116 Someone your own size, tall guy, like 329 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,909 -Mr. Branca. -I don't want any trouble! 330 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,328 Everybody, just stop. 331 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,371 -Will never bullied me or anyone. -What? 332 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,831 Come again? 333 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,999 I was... 334 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,375 I was the bully. 335 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,376 [all gasp] 336 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,296 And that was the last of my juice. 337 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,967 So, you're not a bully? 338 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,969 -No. -But you're so tall. 339 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,179 You do kind of have this whole 340 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,597 "don't mess with me" vibe 341 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,432 That has a lot of the girls around here going crazy. 342 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,225 Other girls. Not me, but I get it. 343 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,227 -I can see that. -Like zeke said, 344 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,897 He was the bully. I was the bullied. 345 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,231 [sighs] I-I'm gonna go 346 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,483 Try to dry off. 347 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,234 Sorry, me spraying juice on you wasn't bullying, 348 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,611 That was just an accident. 349 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,071 Zeke, what did-- what happened? 350 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,489 [sighs] I'm not proud of it, 351 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,449 But by the time I started going to school 352 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,327 At rocky creek elementary, where will went, 353 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,245 I had already been to so many schools, 354 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,955 'cause my family moved around so much. 355 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,625 I was always the new kid, and it wasn't easy making friends. 356 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,503 Between that and my impulse control issues, I just 357 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,080 Started wrestling kids. Like, all the time. 358 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,674 Before I even knew it was a sport. 359 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,510 I couldn't help it, I just-just had a lot of nervous energy. 360 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,095 Then one day I got a kid in a headlock, 361 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,305 And I guess I caught him on his way to the bathroom, 362 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,973 And also maybe he was scared 363 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,600 'cause of me putting him in a headlock, 364 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,727 And he... [sighs] ...Well, he peed a little, 365 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,020 And everyone pointed and laughed, 366 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,730 And that's how it all started. 367 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,482 After that first kid peed, the kids who thought it was funny 368 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,484 Were like, "come hang out with us." 369 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,444 And-and then I kept trying to make 'em laugh. 370 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,863 And even though I only made that first kid pee, 371 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,407 They-they called me pee streak zeke. 372 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,159 And, yeah, will was, uh, one of the kids I bullied. 373 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,912 Pee streak zeke! Pee streak zeke! 374 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,997 I mean, I had a group of friends, 375 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,500 A nickname, and it was the first time I felt like... 376 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,960 Like I-I belonged. 377 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,754 -Wow. -I know. It's a lot. 378 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,089 That's pretty bad, zeke. 379 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,133 I've been told I have the perfect neck for headlocks, 380 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,176 But, uh, I'm trying to cut down. 381 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,345 I know, it's awful. I don't like to talk about it. 382 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,930 I don't even like to think about it. 383 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,348 I'm not that person anymore. 384 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,517 But zeke, now you have the chance to apologize, 385 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,228 Make amends, right the wrongs of the past. 386 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,896 You should definitely apologize. 387 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,065 Maybe send him, like, an edible arrangement 388 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,316 Or give him your house? 389 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,901 Maybe adopt a highway for him? 390 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,320 Oh, um, will? Will doesn't seem like he's... 391 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,865 He's ready to hear an apology or talk to me at all. 392 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,366 I think the best thing for me to do 393 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,660 Is just to keep a respectful distance. 394 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,203 No, zeke. Just do it now. 395 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,997 It's the only way to move forward. 396 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,457 But-- [chuckles] I, uh-- 397 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,908 -[school bell rings] -oops, that's the bell. 398 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,168 Guess we'll put a pin in this for now 399 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,461 And just focus on our studies. 400 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,296 Wait. Will, can you please meet us 401 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,589 On the steps out front after school? 402 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,549 Zeke has something he wants to tell you. 403 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,718 Or if you're busy, that's totally cool. 404 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,927 Late notice, I-I get it. 405 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,804 You, uh, probably have plans. [weak chuckle] 406 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,890 No, I'll be there. 407 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,349 -Great. -Mm, great. 408 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,810 Uh, come on, will, I'll take you to your next class. 409 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,187 I think we have algebra together. 410 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,980 "alge-bring" you there. [chuckles] 411 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,357 Trust me, zeke. This is gonna be a good thing. 412 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,692 Oh... Oh, boy. 413 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,903 I guess I'll have to take the rest of these to go. 414 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,071 And there we go. 415 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,823 Like a little italian squirrel. 416 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,950 -Oh, yeah. -Grazie. 417 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,577 [grumbling] 418 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,371 So, bob, are you just gonna keep stewing or what? 419 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,040 [gasps] someone's taking pictures of pesto's 420 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,458 With a fancy camera. 421 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,834 D-do you think they're from the paper? 422 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,994 Oh, my god, that's it. I'm going over there. 423 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,213 Oh, no, bob, don't. 424 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,923 Linda's right, bob. To what end? 425 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,090 "to what end?" 426 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,592 -Just say "why," mort. -Why? 427 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,427 -Are you asking that to me or to bob? -I don't know. 428 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,553 I'm going to expose him. 429 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,222 I'm gonna tell that reporter person-- 430 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,516 If it is a reporter person-- that it was my idea. 431 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,101 Come on, bob, we know you had the idea, 432 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,344 You know you had the idea, 433 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,938 And you'll have another idea tomorrow. 434 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,023 If you don't have a heart attack over jimmy pesto. 435 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,192 Linda's right, bob. And my therapist would say 436 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,902 That you should focus on your own happiness 437 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,195 And not compare it to other people's. 438 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,530 Your therapist is an idiot! 439 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,781 You take that back, bob! 440 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,741 Do not speak of dr. Marjorie that way. 441 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,369 That woman has put up with so much in her life. 442 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,038 -What? -The balls haven't always rolled her way! 443 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,165 Okay, I'm sorry. She's probably great. 444 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,543 She's just never met jimmy pesto. 445 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,794 Aw, bob. 446 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,212 So many little balls. 447 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,547 I really just wanted soup. 448 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,465 I know, mort. I know. 449 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,425 [jimmy] so, I just thought to myself, 450 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,470 "balls. Pizza balls." and then, "pizza ball pit." boom. 451 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,056 -Oh, my god. -Bob, we're gonna be in the paper 452 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,766 On the internet, where it really counts. 453 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,476 My mom's finally gonna be proud of me. 454 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,352 That's great, trev. 455 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,104 Uh, I have something interesting 456 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,897 -For the article. -Sorry, who are you? 457 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,649 I am the guy who invented-- 458 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,942 ♪ dah-duh-dah-buh-dah-dah dah-dah-dah-bah-bah ♪ 459 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,652 -I invented-- -♪ dah-bah ♪ 460 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,279 -I happen to have invented-- -♪ dah-bup-bup ♪ 461 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,114 Uh, look, I don't know what this is, 462 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,532 But I'm on a deadline, okay? 463 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,033 You should be interviewing me. 464 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,743 Hmm, who should I interview, 465 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,161 The inventor of the pizza ball pit 466 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,205 Or some guy who wandered in off the street 467 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,082 Who won't stop shrieking while I'm trying to work? 468 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,292 I'm not shrieking! 469 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,501 Let's go someplace quieter. 470 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,420 Come back in the kitchen. I-I can show you 471 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,464 The oven where it all happens. It looks like a microwave, 472 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,300 But it's not exactly a microwave. 473 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,551 [groans] 474 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,344 -Hmm. -So, you're staying? 475 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,846 Yes. I'm gonna make sure that that guy 476 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,515 Tells the world that jimmy is a total fraud. 477 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,101 All right. Want some water while you're waiting? 478 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,311 No, I don't want water. 479 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,813 Actually, yes. I-I'm a little thirsty. 480 00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,939 [sighs] thank you. 481 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,107 -Seven dollars. -What? 482 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,775 Got you. Classic me. 483 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,320 -[school bell rings] -well, I don't see will anywhere, j-ju. 484 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,906 I guess I'll head home, try again tomorrow. 485 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,616 Zeke, wait. I know what you're doing. 486 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,868 You're trying to kick this can down the road. 487 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,662 Well, guess what? That road is a dead end. 488 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,289 -I know, but-- -zeke, listen. 489 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,124 We've all done things we're not proud of. 490 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,417 I used to tell andy and ollie 491 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,710 That there was actually only one of them. 492 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,920 It messed with them for weeks. 493 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,171 -Jeez. -The point is 494 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,589 We recognize our mistakes 495 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,466 And we learn from them. It's how we grow. 496 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,593 Did we miss it? Did anyone dvr it? 497 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,429 Not yet. And for all we know, will already went home and-- 498 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,639 -Here he comes. -Dang. 499 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,140 And this is what we do when the bell rings 500 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,934 At the end of the day. We come outside. 501 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,436 And that completes your welcome tour of wagstaff. 502 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,397 Hey, will. Zeke wants to tell you something. 503 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,607 -Zeke? -Uh... 504 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,192 I'm-I'm sorry I bullied you. 505 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,569 -Okay? -I'm sorry I did all those awful things to you 506 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,197 To impress people, putting you in headlocks and stuff, 507 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,657 But... I'm not that kid anymore. 508 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,075 So, I hope you can forgive me 509 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,285 And we can be okay with each other moving forward. 510 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,496 Wow, will, pretty heartfelt apology 511 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,248 From zeke over here. What you thinking? 512 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,959 I do not accept. 513 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,377 What? What the hell, will? 514 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,712 He didn't even apologize for what he actually did. 515 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,005 Oh, but-- uh... 516 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,215 What, making you pee your pants? 517 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,383 He never made me pee. 518 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,134 He got me in a headlock a few times, 519 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,803 But that's not the really bad part. 520 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,346 What's the really bad part? 521 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,722 Hey, jimmy junior, don't you have to go? 522 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,724 You have that thing, right? You better get going. 523 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,810 G-get on, now. Get out. Get. 524 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,144 He made fun of my lisp. 525 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,771 -[gasps] -whoa. -[gasp] 526 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,314 Your lips? They look fine to me. 527 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,983 They look completely normal. 528 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,985 Not my lips. My lisp. 529 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,987 What? Seriously?! 530 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,575 I can't believe you made fun of someone's lisp, zeke. 531 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,494 -That's so messed-up. -It was just one time 532 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,913 And I felt so bad I-I never did it again. 533 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,081 Wait, you have a lisp? 534 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,916 I did, when I was in third grade. 535 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,794 I said "stop, zeke. You're so stupid." 536 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,088 But I had a lisp, so it came out... 537 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,840 Thtop, theke. You're tho thtupid. 538 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,550 And zeke made fun of me. 539 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,301 I didn't want all those guys to see me cry 540 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,220 So I hid in a bathroom stall 541 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,930 -For the rest of recess. -[tina] oh, will. 542 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,473 And then some kids came in 543 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,308 And they saw the closed stall door 544 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,102 And they said "ew, someone's pooping in there." 545 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,603 And I said "no, I'm not." 546 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,772 But I sounded like I was crying when I said it, 547 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,482 And crying in the bathroom seemed worse, 548 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,359 So I leaned into the pooping thing 549 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,069 And I said "I mean, yes, I am," 550 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,655 And I made some fart noises and tried to make 551 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,782 -The whole thing believable. -[gene] good for you. 552 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,118 I'm sorry, will. And jimmy jr, please. 553 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,038 You're my best friend. You got to know how sorry I am. 554 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,664 I don't know what to say, zeke. 555 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,917 I don't even think I want to do tank bottoms with you anymore. 556 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,252 Don't say that, j-ju. 557 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,337 I mean, yeah, a lot of people don't know this, 558 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,214 But I have a speech impediment. 559 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,799 -Huh. -Really? -Wha? I never, um... 560 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,509 Yeah. I worked through a lot of it, 561 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,344 But sometimes it still shows up. 562 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,429 You have to believe me. 563 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,222 I never did anything like that again. 564 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,640 I mean, I did some wrestling stuff, 565 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,101 But never the speech stuff or someone's looks 566 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,145 Or height or weight or anything. 567 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,730 You have to forgive me, guys. 568 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,356 There's got to be something I can do. 569 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,400 I honestly don't see how you fix this, zeke. 570 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,152 Money never hurts. Hundred bucks each? 571 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,904 50 to me for brokering the deal? 572 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,822 Show 'em your butt, let them make fun of it? 573 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:55,990 -Fine. -Oh, wow. 574 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,408 Zeke, don't. 575 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,744 I mean, you could, um, lick the booger wall. 576 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,661 -What? -Yes. 577 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,871 Interesting. 578 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,790 I guess it would show you're really sorry. 579 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,124 Okay. [sighs] 580 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,459 Looks like I'm gonna lick a booger wall. 581 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,212 Wow, I'm not usually into after-school activities 582 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,838 But I'll stick around for this one. 583 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,131 [sighs] 584 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,552 Ugh. How is his water not even good? 585 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,017 Come on, bob, we know you had the idea, 586 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,268 You know you had the idea, 587 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,145 And you'll have another idea tomorrow. 588 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,438 You should focus on your own happiness 589 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,815 And not compare it to other people. 590 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,483 Linda's right, bob. To what end? 591 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,610 "to what end?" just say "why," mort. 592 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,278 Thanks again. Our readers are gonna love this. 593 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,114 Oh, good, that guy's still here. 594 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,782 I'm just gonna keep talking as I exit 595 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,700 -So he can't talk to me. See you later. Bye. -[jimmy] bob? 596 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,202 What are you still doing here? 597 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,870 Looking for some good food? That's a zoom. 598 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,455 Well, I came over here to tell everyone 599 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,624 That you're a liar who stole my idea. 600 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,459 Ha! You are... That. 601 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,087 But now all I want to do is tell you something. 602 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,547 What's that, bob? 603 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,090 I'd rather be me than you. 604 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,800 [scoffs] yeah, right. You'd rather 605 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,177 Be scraping by than have a popular place 606 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,263 And a mostly-restored 280z? Come on. 607 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,557 I can always think of other ideas, jimmy. 608 00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:04,100 This wasn't even one of my best. 609 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,393 It might be one of my worst. 610 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,520 And since you and your customers like it, 611 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,646 That's a red flag. 612 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,356 -Ouch. -So this idea-- 613 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,108 You can have it. I don't need it. 614 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,026 All I need is right up here. 615 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,444 -Whoa. -Don't "whoa." 616 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,655 Sorry. I want that kind of confidence. 617 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,073 Aw, j-just-- zip it. 618 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,908 Okay, zipping. 619 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,034 Unzipping. 620 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,452 [teddy] you're back. Finally. 621 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,079 What happened-- did you make a big stink? 622 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,832 Did you steal the reporter's pen and scribble all over his notes? 623 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,751 No, I just told jimmy I'd rather be me than him. 624 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,212 Aw, bobby. So wise. 625 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,589 Like a little bobby buddha. Mwah. 626 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,884 And I said that I'll have another, better idea tomorrow. 627 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,093 Yeah, that's what I told you. 628 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,511 I guess I stole it from you. 629 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,388 Well, I won't make a big deal about it, 630 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,057 Like some handsome cutie-pie chefs. 631 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,392 She's talking about you, bob. 632 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,518 Thanks, teddy. 633 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,978 [louise] so many boogers. 634 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,354 [gene] precious memories. 635 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,773 It's more booger than wall at this point. 636 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,568 Okay. Here goes. 637 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,875 Wait, zeke. You don't have to do this. 638 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,669 You were willing to lick boogers. That's enough. 639 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,046 I mean, I guess. 640 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,505 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 641 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,966 I was asking jimmy jr. I mean, you too, but also him. 642 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,676 Yeah, will's right. 643 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,888 I didn't know you then but I know you now, zeke. 644 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,223 I know your heart. 645 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,308 Oh man, j-ju. [groans] 646 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,685 -What are you doing? -Stop! You don't have to do it. 647 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,104 That's what's gonna make it even more beautiful. [grunting] 648 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,065 -Oh, sick. -Yes! -[gags] 649 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,149 -Wow. -Oh, zeke. 650 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,984 [gags] it wasn't that bad. 651 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,612 [gags] but I'm gonna... Oh, my god, I'm gonna... 652 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,656 I'm gonna throw up. [retches] 653 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,449 Oh, my god. You're my best friend, jimmy junior. 654 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,576 -[retches] -you're my best friend, zeke. 655 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,536 Even if I can't quite look at you right now. 656 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,871 I get it. [coughs] 657 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,207 Now, who wants to get licked by a booger tongue? 658 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,541 -Come on, who wants it? -[all shouting] 659 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,210 Come on. Come here, j-ju. I'm gonna get you. 660 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,378 I'm gonna get you with my booger tongue. 661 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,004 This isn't bullying, this is horseplay. 662 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,381 Now, come here, come on! 663 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,049 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 664 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,968 ♪ but it makes the ketchup flustered ♪ 665 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,595 ♪ so I give them a little space ♪ 666 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,307 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 667 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,518 ♪ but it makes the ketchup flustered ♪ 668 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,396 ♪ so I give them a little space ♪ 669 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,400 ♪ it's time for ravioli ♪ 670 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,527 ♪ I will not eat them slowly ♪ 671 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,362 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 672 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,531 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 673 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,449 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 674 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,285 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 675 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,121 ♪ the ketchup loves the mustard ♪ 676 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,289 ♪ the ketchup loves the-- ♪ 677 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:32,665 Captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment 678 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,333 And toyota.