1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,211 Linda: So, everyone enjoying the dinner 2 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:05,879 Your father and I nicely made you? 3 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:07,923 Don't be afraid to shout out compliments. 4 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:09,341 Tina: Oh, sorry. It's really good. 5 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,301 -Thank you. -It's chicken, right? 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,886 - Yes, tina. -I knew it. 7 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:15,472 Sorry, mom, I'm just still sort of reeling from school, 8 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:17,766 Where my grape-flavored finger pop-pet 9 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:19,309 Was cruelly taken from me! 10 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:21,603 Yeah, you've mentioned the finger candy thing. 11 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:23,063 Finger pop-pet! 12 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,940 Whoops. Hey. 13 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:27,276 -No candy in class. -But I wasn't eating it. 14 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,727 Then why does it look half-eaten? 15 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,696 Because I've been savoring it, 16 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:32,156 Slowly and responsibly. 17 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,158 Well, I'm gonna savor doing this. 18 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,909 Louise: No, no, no, no, no, no! Not the trash, no... 19 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,370 And that's why grown-ups are monsters. 20 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:41,540 Okay. Uh, sorry about that, louise, 21 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,793 But, uh, kids, we wanted to talk to you 22 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,378 -About something. -Right. 23 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,964 Are we all getting matching jumpsuits finally? 24 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,007 -No. -(gene groans) 25 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,508 So, uh, starting tomorrow, 26 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:54,762 Your father and I thought it would be good 27 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:58,265 And also re-really fun to do chores. 28 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,059 -Chores? -Didn't we try those before 29 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:02,061 And we were all like, "nah"? 30 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,353 Uh, we're-we're gonna try it again. 31 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,272 Yep, you're gonna clean the bathroom, 32 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:08,108 Vacuum the floors, dust... Stuff. 33 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,778 Um, are we getting a raise in our very meager allowance 34 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,529 Because of these so-called chores? 35 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,490 Yeah! I mean, yeah. 36 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,991 No. I think the reward 37 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,452 Is that you are contributing to this family. 38 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,788 And learning that it's important to pitch in 39 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,373 In society and stuff like that. 40 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,542 You know, we do work in the restaurant. 41 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,336 Every day. For free. 42 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,546 Not that any of us have called child welfare or anything. 43 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,798 Except for that one time. 44 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,216 I didn't love that you did that. 45 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,634 But the guy we talked to was nice. 46 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,469 Oh, yeah. Todd. What's he up to? 47 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,180 Where is all this chore stuff coming from, anyway? 48 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,973 -Npr? -Well, if you must know, 49 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,810 I was talking to grandma gloria the other day 50 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,978 And she reminded me that they made me and gayle 51 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,272 Do chores every weekend when we were growing up. 52 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,316 And she thought we should be doing it with you kids. 53 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,110 She actually thought we already were, 54 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,903 And I said we tried, but it didn't really stick 55 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,729 And then she made that "hmph" sound. 56 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,948 Ugh, grandma gloria. 57 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,574 No huggies from genie for a year. 58 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:01,703 All right. Well, what if we refuse to do these chores? 59 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,622 -Yeah. -Respectfully? 60 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,625 Okay, well, then, I would respectfully say 61 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,252 You don't have a choice. 62 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,337 -Right, bob? -Uh, uh, right. 63 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,673 Well, then, we're going to respectfully 64 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,091 Stop eating our vegetables. 65 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,343 Gene, tina? Want to stop eating your broccoli? 66 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,678 (whispering): But I like broccoli. 67 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:18,971 -Tina! -Right, sorry. 68 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,681 (normal volume): Well, then, you are respectfully 69 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,807 Not getting any dessert. 70 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,560 -Damn it! -Okay, then we are respectfully 71 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,478 -Not doing our homework. -Ooh. 72 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,397 You're gonna play this game with mama? 73 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,857 Oh, yeah. 74 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,025 Oh, good. 75 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,654 (whispering): But lin, "no tv" 76 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,448 -Means we don't get to watch tv. -Show no weakness. 77 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,534 -They're gonna crack. -What if they don't crack? 78 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,827 I'm worried they're not cracking. 79 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,203 Louise (normal volume): Mm-mmm. Nope. 80 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,621 -Not brushing them. -(groans) 81 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,914 -Bob: Mm. -And if we get painful cavities, 82 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,876 -We'll be the ones laughing. -Yeah. Wait. 83 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,335 Linda: Okay, early bedtime, 84 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,671 In your room, lights out, now. 85 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,965 -Nuh-uh. Not going to bed. -Until we get tired. 86 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,166 -Yeah. -Guys. 87 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,759 -I mean, never. -Right. 88 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,137 -Okay, then, no... -What? 89 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,597 -No... -You got nothing. 90 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,807 No, no christmas ever again! 91 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,810 Uh, linda, want to have a quick chat? 92 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:09,313 I feel like it's not going well. 93 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,064 What-what if I go buy a bag of candy 94 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,357 And we give them candy 95 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:13,942 -If they do the chores? -No, bob. 96 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,485 They should do chores 'cause we told them to 97 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,362 And 'cause it'll make them better people in society 98 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,947 And all that crap, not to get candy. 99 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,325 I mean, what if they turn into little delinquents 100 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:24,578 Who won't listen to authority and it-it ruins their lives? 101 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,247 Then we'll just pretend we don't know them? 102 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,290 Hmm. Maybe. 103 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,750 Well, the kids have to go to bed. 104 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,294 So, we need a cease-fire, I think. 105 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,463 (sighs) okay, fine. You're right. 106 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,131 Eh, we'll-we'll put a pin in the chores thing 107 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,342 And figure out a way to make them do them tomorrow. 108 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:39,635 Blackmail, maybe? 109 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,470 Have you been writing stuff down? I haven't. 110 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,055 -(groans) -kids. 111 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,932 Come in here. Come on. 112 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,808 -Okay. -Hmm. 113 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,186 I'm sorry about that "no christmas" thing. 114 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,146 Come on. Come up in the bed with mama. 115 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,273 -Come on. -Are you gonna kill us? 116 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,483 No. 117 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,027 Let's, uh, revisit the chores thing later. 118 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,238 Why don't we all just relax, huh? 119 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,490 (yawns) so tired, right? 120 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,784 -No. -Yes. Should we sing a nice song 121 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,662 Or tell a bedtime story? Huh? 122 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,372 A bedtime story? Like you guys used to do? 123 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,707 -Back when we were children? -Oh, yeah, dad, 124 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:13,794 You used to tell that story about pepperoni the sleepy pony. 125 00:04:13,996 --> 00:04:16,004 -Oh, right. -Aw, pepperoni. 126 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:19,007 Roaming the plains, looking for a nice place to sleep. 127 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,634 -And a little pepperoni. -Gene: Aren't we all? 128 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,177 Tell that story, bob. 129 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,513 Okay. Um, I think I remember it. 130 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,349 -But maybe he's not sleepy. -And maybe he's really buff? 131 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,143 But also super humble. About how buff he is. 132 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,312 But he's still into pepperoni. 133 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:33,647 Uh, okay, so, 134 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,984 Pepperoni the super buff pony wanders around, 135 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:40,070 Looking for a place to, um, not sleep. 136 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,239 And he ends up in a town. 137 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,408 It was a small mining town 138 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,536 -Called w-western-ville. -Linda: Oh, that's good. 139 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,079 Bob: And there were three siblings that lived there, 140 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,164 The belch-earps. 141 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,791 The-the bearps. 142 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,167 And they operated the town's tavern. 143 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,585 The youngest ran the bar 144 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:56,962 And the gambling side of things... 145 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,630 Louise: Oh, and give me giant boots 146 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,090 With huge spurs on the back. 147 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,051 -And the front. -Bob: Uh, okay, sure. 148 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,761 A-and the middle one ran the entertainment. 149 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,638 Gene: And I have one of those player pianos. 150 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,181 But I can carry it around. 151 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,058 Bob: You carry around a player piano? 152 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,394 -Yeah, because it's cutting-edge. -All right. 153 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,813 Uh, and the oldest runs the hotel and stables. 154 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,357 Tina: Well, more of a horse hotel that also has rooms for people. 155 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,567 Right this way, sir. 156 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,652 -It's classy. -Linda: (clears throat) 157 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:23,322 And, uh, maybe there's some nice sheriffs in this town. 158 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,282 -M-married sheriffs. -Bob: Uh, okay. 159 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,743 Linda: Yeah, and they're really great, but the townspeople 160 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,995 Don't listen to the sheriffs because the townspeople 161 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:32,497 Can be big pains in the butt sometimes. 162 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,959 But I thought this was supposed to be a relaxing bedtime story? 163 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,253 -Yeah, so one of the sheriffs says... -Yeah. 164 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,213 Hey, bearps, maybe you could try and keep 165 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,757 Your area nice and clean today? 166 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,175 Hmm, let me think about that. 167 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,843 (blows raspberry) oh, and also... 168 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,261 -(blows raspberry) -but I mean, 169 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:49,348 Maybe you could, you know, sweep up all the glass? 170 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,683 Um, I think I know the gambling business, m'kay? 171 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:54,478 (grunts) it's read 'em and weep, not read 'em and sweep. 172 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,897 ♪ and I'm not cleaning up anything, either ♪ 173 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,358 ♪ in the wild, wild west. ♪ 174 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:02,152 Linda: They wouldn't listen to anything the married sheriffs said, 175 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,445 Who were actually a lot older 176 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,489 And smarter than the townspeople, 177 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,366 But still good-looking for their age. 178 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,909 But there was a reason the townspeople 179 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,869 Didn't want to listen to the married sheriffs. 180 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,579 -No, there wasn't. -Yes, there was. 181 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,539 -Because one night... -Hey, you're not telling the story. 182 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,249 Because one night, 183 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,460 After they ordered the townspeople to go to bed... 184 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,796 -Linda: Townspeople, go to bed. -Bob: Yeah. 185 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,214 -Linda: 'cause we're the boss. -Yeah. 186 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,507 Louise: And after all the old-timey 187 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:24,966 Old west lights were out, 188 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,010 The married sheriffs got on their horses 189 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:29,054 And they rode off into the night. 190 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:30,806 But not everyone went to bed. 191 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,058 The three bearps followed the sheriffs. 192 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,601 Attaboy, pepperoni. 193 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:37,187 Three riders on him and he's not even breaking a sweat. 194 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,814 So buff. 195 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,649 Louise: They tracked them to the mine outside of town. 196 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,443 And there, they discovered that the married sheriffs 197 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,570 Were having a sneaky nighttime meeting 198 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:50,200 With owner of the mine and super rich guy mr. Goldoeder. 199 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,119 Hello. I was just kissing my gold good night. 200 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,955 So, how's the secret plan to have those nitwit townspeople 201 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,082 Keep the place nice and tidy going? 202 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,168 So that big g will be impressed and want to buy the town, 203 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:04,131 The mine and all this land, and we get our big payout? 204 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:07,008 Wait, what? No, the married sheriffs are good guys. 205 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,552 Yeah, that's what they want you to think. 206 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,179 It turns out their intentions were not so good. 207 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,849 -In fact, they were bad. -No. 208 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,560 And all to serve their own greedy purposes. 209 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,145 -No. -(grunts) 210 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,313 Louise (whispering): We got to get rid of the married sheriffs. 211 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,940 -Tina: Yep. -Gene: The merriffs? That what I call them. 212 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,733 -(pepperoni sighs) -gene: Pepperoni likes it. 213 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,364 So, the plan-- the tidy townspeople plan-- 214 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,532 Catch me up. How's it going? 215 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:31,825 It's going really good. 216 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,244 -It-it's not going good. -It's not going good. 217 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,704 Well, you two need to get tough. 218 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:36,955 Maybe make an example of one of them. 219 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,915 Blast 'em with your bean blaster. 220 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,459 Like this. Pew! 221 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,170 That's uh, the exact rock I was aiming to hit. 222 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,838 I should have, uh, said that beforehand. 223 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,465 Anyway, everything has to be perfect 224 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,175 For when big g comes. 225 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,260 She does not approve of messy towns 226 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,179 Or ill-behaved townspeople. 227 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,847 And if big g doesn't approve, 228 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,515 Then she's not gonna buy us out 229 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,808 And we don't get the money, 230 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,810 Which I know we're all big fans of. 231 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,188 Don't worry, we'll make sure big g is happy. 232 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,814 (sniffs) what am I smelling? 233 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,567 Oh, that's me. I-I don't wash myself. 234 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,152 That's... (sighs) okay. 235 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,570 So, the townspeople had to figure out 236 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,448 How to get rid of the terrible, greedy, smelly sheriffs. 237 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,450 (whispering): What if I just pop down to the pharmacy 238 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,577 And ask for drugs that put kids to sleep? 239 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,913 Probably not. But maybe? 240 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,206 (normal volume): Anyway, the three siblings had 241 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,916 A secret meeting of their own. 242 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,251 Okay, all the townspeople chipped in. 243 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,128 We've got about a thousand dollars here. 244 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:28,131 Tina: Or we can offer you and your horses a free, all expenses paid 245 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,925 Weekend here at the inn, 246 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,760 Which includes drinks, horse massages, 247 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,678 Our finest pretty-clean chamber pots. 248 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,305 Your own personal entertainer. 249 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,265 ♪ look at you, using your chamber pot. ♪ 250 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,975 I think we'll just take the money. 251 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,060 But I like that song. 252 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,062 So, how exactly does the whole 253 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,356 "taking someone and leaving them in the middle of nowhere" 254 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,357 Business work? 255 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,900 Well, basically we just take 'em 256 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,777 And then we, uh, leave 'em in the middle of nowhere. 257 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,945 Louise: Okay, then. 258 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:50,946 Yup, with no money, 259 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,322 Uncomfortable walking shoes, 260 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,908 Only, like, a super small thing of sunscreen. 261 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:55,742 No podcasts. 262 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,118 Okay, but what if then, 263 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,079 One of the leave-in- the-middle-of-nowhere guys 264 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,205 Starts asking some questions? 265 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,289 Are you sure you want to 266 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,749 Get rid of the married sheriffs? 267 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,167 I mean, uh I haven't been here long, 268 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,502 But they seem nice to me. 269 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,045 And-and loving, I want to say? 270 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,714 Yeah, and wise. Like, they've got all this wisdom 271 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,716 To pass on about life, and the world... 272 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:12,676 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 273 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,094 They're forcing us to do chores. 274 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,136 -(gasps) -do what? 275 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,805 No way. You guys seem like 276 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,598 You work so hard all the time. 277 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,808 And you're delightful. 278 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,476 -I know. -Well, I'm gonna enjoy 279 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,019 Leaving them in the middle of nowhere. 280 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,230 And maybe only one bathroom break on the way, 281 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,815 And then, after that, we'll be like, 282 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,525 -"you got to hold it." -yeah. 283 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,652 But if we have to go, we still stop. 284 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,445 I-I have a small bladder. 285 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,947 But a big heart. 286 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,616 Linda (whispering): Married sheriff bob, 287 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,201 I think something weird might be going on. 288 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,370 Bob: Why, 'cause some strangers threw us on a horse 289 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,163 -And put a blanket over us? -Yeah. 290 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,623 I'm beginning to think maybe this isn't 291 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,875 About a surprise birthday party for us at all. 292 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:49,045 I mean, for one thing, it's not anywhere close to our birthdays. 293 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,130 Yeah. Come to think of it, 294 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,548 I was actually the one who said 295 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,341 "is this, like, a surprise birthday party thing?" 296 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,926 And they said "sure, whatever." 297 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,386 (normal volume): Ooh, that's bright. 298 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,221 -Where are we? -The middle of nowhere. 299 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,723 -What town is that near? -None. 300 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,683 -This is your stop. -Aah! -Aah! 301 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:04,728 Can we have our bean blasters back? No reason. Also, 302 00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:07,647 Can you maybe give us your bean blasters? No reason. 303 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:08,815 -Nope. -Bob: Fair enough. 304 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,317 And don't you start pleading with us 305 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,818 Not to leave you here 'cause we don't feel 306 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,236 Emotionally compromised about this at all. 307 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,405 Uh, please don't leave us here? 308 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,740 -Dang it! -Please! 309 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,366 I'm not wearing the right bra for this. 310 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,076 Sorry. Best of luck. 311 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,454 Are they still looking at us? 312 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,914 Uh, let me check. Yeah. 313 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,082 Do they look po'd? 314 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,834 Pretty-pretty po'd. 315 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:28,960 How about now? 316 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,880 -Hmm. Look still pretty upset. -Aw, man. 317 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,173 Jimmy jr.: Hey, cheer up. Let's go get you 318 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,050 -A western omelet. -Zeke: Okay. 319 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,135 So the married sheriffs got what they deserved. 320 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,137 -The end. What a great story. -I mean, 321 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,014 -The structure's a little all over the place... -Linda: Up, bup, bup. 322 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,475 That's not the end. No, no, no. You know why? 323 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,934 Gene: Because nobody's kissed yet? 324 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,103 Because the married sheriffs didn't give up. 325 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,356 They weren't gonna let those punky townspeople win. 326 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,316 Not that it was about winning or losing. 327 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,527 No, it was. So, they started walking. 328 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,946 And they kept on walking. 329 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,199 And sure, there were some piggy back rides. 330 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,533 And then they switched. 331 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,911 Uh, yup. And-and they, 332 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,079 Uh, fought wolves. 333 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,580 They danced with wolves, 334 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,582 And they fought more wolves because those wolves 335 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,377 Didn't like the fact that they danced with those other wolves. 336 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,754 Anyway, it was all to get back to the townspeople 337 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,172 To help them and watch over them. 338 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,342 Oh, no, the townspeople are having an amazing time 339 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,552 And just totally taking care of themselves. 340 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:22,222 -♪ ♪ -(cheering) 341 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,890 Yeah! 342 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,226 Well, that's because they didn't know what was coming. 343 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,895 It was trouble. Real bad trouble. 344 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,230 The bad kind. 345 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,190 You naughty little nincompoops. 346 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,859 You couldn't just do what you were told, could you? 347 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,612 Big g is gonna change this whole place. 348 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,863 You could have been part of it. 349 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,408 A wonderful, new, civilized society. 350 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,952 The well-mannered west, she's gonna call it. 351 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,704 And also, I'm gonna get even richer, 352 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,997 Which will be pretty cool. 353 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,083 So, what's it gonna be? You leave town 354 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,544 Or my miner minions and I 355 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,379 Fill you full of beans. 356 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,630 In a bad way? 357 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,215 In a very bad way. 358 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,717 -Linda. -What? Too harsh? 359 00:11:58,802 --> 00:11:59,843 It's a western. 360 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,594 Don't you make me scared of beans, woman! 361 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,767 So, the townspeople-- who could have avoided all this 362 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,561 By just listening to the sheriffs 363 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,854 And cleaning up the place, 364 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,314 But no-- now they were staring down 365 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,984 The bean blaster barrels of mr. Goldoeder 366 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:19,279 And his miner minions. It was a standoff. 367 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,322 They were so standoffish. Sorry. 368 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,283 Standoff music. 369 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,077 ♪ ♪ 370 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:39,841 (linda panting) 371 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:40,759 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 372 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,552 -Whoa! -Stop, stop, stop. 373 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,553 We're here to protect you. 374 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,138 Who? Me? That's nice. 375 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,931 -No, them. -Oh, boo. 376 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,600 Also, water would be great. 377 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,435 Anyone have water? 378 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,519 Uh, I-I'll ask later. 379 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,228 Wait, wait, wait. 380 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:53,188 Why should we trust you? 381 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,647 -Because. -Because why? 382 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,150 Because we're the sheriffs and it's our job to protect you. 383 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,110 But how do we know you're not just out for yourself, 384 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,946 Working with goldoeder to get your big payday 385 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,072 By impressing big g? 386 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,491 Okay, yeah, maybe we wanted 387 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,076 To impress big g a little bit. So sue us. 388 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,578 Not that this town has a lawyer. 389 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,163 -I'm a lawyer. -Oh, you are? 390 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,373 Yup. Personal injury, mostly. 391 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,167 -Oh, uh, great. -A little tax law. 392 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,418 -Okay, yeah, I got it. -Yup. 393 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,003 Linda: Anyway, what if doing chores 394 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,421 Was actually good for you? 395 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,882 Huh? Did you ever think about that, you punks? 396 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,050 That-that we love. 397 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,636 Maybe making you do chores is protecting you. 398 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,429 From being delinquents. Ugh! 399 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,224 -Why didn't you just listen to us? -Now! 400 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,185 -Aah! -Huh? -Hey! 401 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,646 See? That's what happens when we listen to you-- 402 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,440 We get all distracted and we get our bean blasters stolen. 403 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,317 Damn it! Mine tied my whole outfit together. 404 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,528 Linda: But then married sheriff linda said... 405 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,072 Well, you can't bean blast all of us, goldoeder. 406 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,366 For one thing, it would be a big beany mess, 407 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,493 And you know big g doesn't like messes. 408 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,702 That's true. Dang it. 409 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,912 Louise: But then he had an idea. 410 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,039 I have an idea. Let's have some fun. 411 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,040 -Yay! -Yay! 412 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,625 Bearps? Married sheriffs? 413 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,126 How about a quick draw contest? 414 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,171 Each round is two people, two beans. Best shot wins. 415 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,714 And the winner of the whole thing 416 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,509 Gets to decide who stays and who goes. 417 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,052 Oh, and also, I'm entering 418 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,929 And I'm an amazing shot. 419 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,138 Pew! 420 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,767 Yup, that's... The one I was trying to hit. 421 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,310 And I did. 422 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,937 Whoa, whoa, whoa, the sheriffs would not 423 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,189 Get into a quick draw contest with their own people. 424 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,817 Also, louise, this sounds a lot like 425 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,443 The movie the quick and the dead. 426 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,487 Gene: Which came first, the movie or this story? 427 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,155 Uh, the movie. 428 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,240 So, is it like a rom-com, or... 429 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,575 Have you seen that movie, louise? 430 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,910 Only, like, the parts they showed on tv. 431 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,704 While you were asleep on the couch, 432 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,372 When I watched the whole movie. 433 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,748 Anyway, of course the sheriffs would do it 434 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,834 Because, deep down, they knew it was the only way 435 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,502 To prove who's boss of this town. 436 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,212 -No, I don't think so. -She's right. 437 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,797 -What? -They got to do the bean blaster 438 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,674 Competition thingy to show who's boss. 439 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,175 And sheriff bob and sheriff linda 440 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,093 Somehow both win, the end. 441 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,553 Dut, ba, dut-dut-dut-dut! 442 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,096 So, the contest began. 443 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,224 First up, married sheriff bob vs. Louise. 444 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,518 And please enjoy my tiny hat. 445 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,811 A baby gave it to me. 446 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,689 Just kidding, I had it made. By a baby. 447 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,193 You're going down. 448 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,571 Uh, can I go against someone else? 449 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,407 Maybe someone, uh, less I-intimidating? 450 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,408 Maybe the lawyer? 451 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,826 -Hey. -Nope. 452 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,037 Okay, I-I just... 453 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,749 My butt's out, isn't it? 454 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,542 -It is. -Disgusting! 455 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,877 Well, that's not fair. 456 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,004 Also, louise, why would my butt flap be open? 457 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,297 Wouldn't it be closed? 458 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,090 Oh, they don't invent closing butt flaps 459 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,258 For another 50 years. 460 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,551 Everybody, just listen. 461 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,677 Mom, I didn't get to the part 462 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,887 Where you shoot gene's belt off 463 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,931 -And his butt is hanging out. -Nice. 464 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,601 Why?! Why?! No! 465 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,394 (weakly): Ashes to ashes. 466 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,229 Butt to butt. 467 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,106 Wait. Did I die? 468 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,608 No, you were just being dramatic. 469 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,817 Got it. Continue. 470 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,694 How did I do, louise? Pretty good? 471 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,155 Get ready for me to, 472 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,949 Um, shoot you with... 473 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,825 Oh, you won. 474 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:53,743 So, not great. 475 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,827 Louise: Then it was time 476 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,454 To find out who would face off 477 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,789 With goldoeder in the final round. 478 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,082 And that's when goldoeder decided 479 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,708 To make it more interesting. 480 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,210 Let's make it more interesting. 481 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,544 Now that we're down to the real-deal 482 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,004 Head honchos around here, 483 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,873 Why don't we switch to the real-deal bean. 484 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,217 Lima. 485 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,134 (gasping) 486 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,053 You can't be serious. 487 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,808 But lima beans are huge. And they hurt like hell. 488 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,309 And they taste okay at best. 489 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,728 I mean, if you sauté them with a little butter... 490 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,896 -Bob, shush. -Dad, shh. 491 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,606 -Sorry. -And married sheriff linda said: 492 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,526 I can't believe you're about to blast me with a lima bean. 493 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,735 Louise: And louise said: 494 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,278 I can't believe you're about to 495 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,571 Blast me with a lima bean. 496 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,241 Just do the frickin' chores. 497 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,742 No frickin' way. 498 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:38,538 Aah! Why can't you just do something when I ask you to? 499 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,541 I'm in charge and I know what's best for you. 500 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,501 It's like you don't respect me at all, 501 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,379 Even though everything I do, I do it for you. 502 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,880 Okay, bryan adams. 503 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,257 Sorry. Not doing them. 504 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,301 Ugh! It's so frustrating! 505 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,012 (sniffs) you know what? Forget it. 506 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,431 Forget everything, I don't care. I don't care what you do. 507 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,807 (sniffs) 508 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,477 Are you crying? During a quick draw competition? 509 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,937 No, I'm fine. 510 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:06,190 Just, I'm in charge and I'm fine. I'm fine. 511 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,151 Uh-oh. Uh, hey, everyone, 512 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,070 Uh, look at, uh, pepperoni the pony. 513 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,488 (clucks tongue) 514 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,533 -So hot. -It's not all about you, pepperoni. 515 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,993 (cries) it's not... 516 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:20,038 Uh, do I... Win? 517 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,501 Is mom okay? I'm only asking 518 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,961 'cause she ran out of the room crying. 519 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,671 Maybe it's part of her nightly beauty regimen 520 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,214 That we just aren't aware of. 521 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,340 If it works, it works. 522 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,384 I'm gonna, uh, go talk to her. 523 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,802 Or maybe I go? 524 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,721 Oh. Uh, okay. 525 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,433 So, anybody have any fun weekend plans? 526 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,684 -No. -Okay. 527 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,478 Uh, mom? 528 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,772 Hi. I'm fine. 529 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,148 I just needed to fart, 530 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,150 So I ran out here to fart. 531 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,069 And I'm-I'm not crying, 532 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,863 Even though it's really cool for moms to get angry 533 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,823 And frustrated and cry in front of their kids. 534 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,493 I'm sorry I made you not cry. 535 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,911 Now I feel like a jerk. 536 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,579 I just... It's not easy 537 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,914 Having someone bigger than you 538 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,540 Telling you what to do all the time. 539 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,875 And then that thing at school, 540 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,461 Labonz taking my beautiful finger pop-pet. 541 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,464 You, uh, you caught me at a bad time. 542 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,799 I know, I know. 543 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,301 But I just had that phone call with grandma 544 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,428 And her whole chores spiel got in my head. 545 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,472 So let's call it all grandma's fault. 546 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,015 No, we love grandma. 547 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,100 But, yes, sort of. 548 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,559 Also, I mean, one of our chores 549 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,186 Was to light grandpa's cigars. 550 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,063 Like, in our mouths, so... 551 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,397 I can still taste it. 552 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,066 So, maybe she's not mother of the year. 553 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,234 Well, now she sounds great. 554 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,735 It's just, you know... 555 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,403 It's been so much pressure 556 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,073 Trying to raise good kids. Good humans. 557 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,534 It can mess you up. And then I get mad at you guys, 558 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,035 But you're just being kids. 559 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,578 It's-it's just... (sniffs) 560 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,913 You know, it's just a lot. 561 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,290 Mostly 'cause of tina, right? And gene? 562 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,458 Come here, you. 563 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,877 You know, I'm glad you're so spunky. 564 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,379 It'll be good for you when you're older. 565 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,464 Nobody's gonna push my louise around. 566 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,842 You'll be the toughest little cutie in prison. (grunts) 567 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,009 -Thanks, mom. -And I'm still gonna try 568 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,719 -To make you do chores. -Mmm, never. 569 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,346 -What if I give you candy? -Deal. 570 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,098 Maybe some of those finger blasters? 571 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,057 Finger pop-pets. 572 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,642 The candy thing was my idea. 573 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,977 I'd clean the crap out of this place for some candy. 574 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,062 As usual, candy solves everything. 575 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,313 Now can we go back to mom and dad's bed 576 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,357 And finish the story? I need to know 577 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,984 What happens to that intriguing piano player. 578 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,944 Does he ever play coachella? 579 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,696 Oh, hurry it up already. 580 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:17,905 I need to go home and wash these miners 581 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,992 Before tomorrow. They're filthy. 582 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,370 What the... 583 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,497 Yeah, we're on the same side now. 584 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,623 Yeah, deal with it. 585 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,916 -Yay! -Same sidesies! 586 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,960 Oh, whatever. I'll just bean you both. 587 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,837 Could you stand just next to each other? 588 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,463 And-and also stand closer to me? 589 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,798 What is going on? 590 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,217 Oh, big g. When did you get here? 591 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,260 Just now. 592 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,220 I took a coach from the train station. 593 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,182 The driver was very rough with my bags, 594 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,767 And his horses were way too loud. 595 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,853 Oh, sorry to hear that. 596 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,354 Well, everything's fine, big g. 597 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,608 Just gonna get rid of all these naughty townspeople real quick 598 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,817 And then I can take you 599 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,153 On a fun tour. Fyi, the married sheriffs 600 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,487 Are not cool anymore. 601 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,491 Ech. Is nobody doing any chores around here? 602 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:03,993 I do not approve. 603 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,413 Well, guess what? That's fine. You don't have to approve of it. 604 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,540 Louise: Yeah. Agree to disapprove. 605 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,043 This is our town. These are our people. 606 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,462 And that tart, onion-y odor is our smell. 607 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,631 And sure, us sheriffs may not always do 608 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,592 What we're supposed to do, but we do what we need to do. 609 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,801 For the good of this town. 610 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,345 And I'm gonna be a better sheriff 611 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,846 If I listen to my gut, 612 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,724 And not someone else's gut who doesn't even live here. 613 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,852 And right now, my gut is telling me 614 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,604 Back off, big g. 615 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,147 Aah! 616 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,398 Bob: Wait, there's a canon? 617 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,067 And I ride it, somehow? 618 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,360 Linda: Yeah, a bean canon. 619 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,903 Bob: And it's rolling on its own? 620 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,404 Linda: Well, that's how some canons 621 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,906 Worked back then, I'm pretty sure. 622 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:42,907 Psst, hey. 623 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,908 Should we move them? 624 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,451 No, they look so sweet. 625 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,786 We can all fit, right? 626 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,288 Yep. Half my body is probably fine just floating. 627 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,166 (yawning): Wait, you forgot something. 628 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,126 -Yeah. -Oh, right. 629 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,464 This is some good pepperoni. 630 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,134 ♪ ah, pepperoni roamin' the plains ♪ 631 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,680 ♪ yes, sir, he's one handsome pony ♪ 632 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,306 ♪ one handsome pony ♪ 633 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,934 ♪ looks like he found some pepperoni ♪ 634 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,395 ♪ he's super buff and super humble ♪ 635 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:16,148 ♪ the only thing hotter than his muscles are his morals ♪ 636 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,733 ♪ he's got hard morals ♪ 637 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,778 ♪ go on and look at him flexing his pectorals ♪ 638 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,282 -♪ ah, come on, pepperoni ♪ -♪ no sliced ham ♪ 639 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,785 -♪ or baloney ♪ -♪ don't want no ham or more baloney ♪ 640 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,413 ♪ sure hope he finds more pepperoni. ♪ 641 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,581 Captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment 642 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,084 And toyota.