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LOUISE: Okay, this ketchup
is full and...
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Oh, no, Gene, watch out,
he's attacking your ketchup!
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Oh, my gosh,
it's a ketchup battle!
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Did we even know these two
were archenemies?
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Aah! My ketchup is a pacifist!
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Louise, please don't fight
with the ketchup.
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Or it becomes
our restaurant's new thing
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and we finally get rich?
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-No.
-Yes.
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-Hey, guys.
-Hey, Teddy.
-Teddy!
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-Hi.
-Hello to you.
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(exhales) Hey, Teddy.
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Wow. Thirsty, Linda?
Also, water? Ew.
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Oh, boy, here it comes.
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It's part of this whole thing
Ginger told me about.
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She read an article
that said it takes 21 days
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to form a new habit.
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So, my new healthy habit
is drinking more water.
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That's great, Linda.
Not worth it, but good for you.
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Yeah. I just
have to train myself
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to drink ten glasses of water
a day for the rest of my life.
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Ten is a lot.
I-I think I drink one?
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-A-And it's coffee.
-So, what are we having, Teddy?
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I actually need to get
my food to go today.
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Oh, why aren't you eating here?
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-Too much water talk.
-Sort of, but also,
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I got to head out
to the rec center
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to work on a wrestling ring.
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Wait, wait. A wrestling ring?
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-For what?
-And don't say wrestling.
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It's for the Crustacean Nation
Wrestling Federation.
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They're a group of local
performance artists who dress up
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like crabs and lobsters
and stuff, and then they fight.
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What? This is happening
in our town?
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Our dumb town is cool?
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Yeah, I think it started
at Lobsterfest one year
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and it just kept going.
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Why wouldn't it?
Teddy, do you get to see
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any giant, fighting crabs
when you're working on the ring?
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Oh, yeah. You know they're
people in costumes, right?
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I-I said that, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take me with you.
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I want to see
giant crab people fight.
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I mean, I also want to see them
start a calypso band,
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but I'll take what I can get.
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I'm a fan
of the wrestling butts.
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-I mean, arts.
-What do you think, Bob?
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It might be
a cultural experience?
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Come on, Dad.
Listen to your hydrated wife.
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-Okay, fine, go.
-Yes!
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But don't do stuff
that's not good.
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-Well put.
-Uh, okay. Taking kids to a job.
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That's a responsible
and probably fine thing to do.
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And while you kids are out,
your mom's gonna drink
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six more glasses of water.
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So we're both gonna have
a cool day.
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TEDDY:
Okay, now,
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don't step on anything sharp
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and don't stand near
anything heavy
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and if anyone says, "Hey,
you're not supposed to be here,"
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-just run.
-LOUISE: Rules to live by.
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And maybe keep kind of quiet.
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-Holy crap!
-I think you mean, "holy crab"?
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Okay, I'm gonna get
working on the ring
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and also pretend
I don't know you guys.
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Hello, I'm Gene.
I'm allergic to you.
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ISOPOD:
So we're thinking
grand slam, riptide,
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crabby-jabby-power-up, and then
claw-drop and we're out.
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Such a beautiful language.
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Hmm. It still feels like
it's missing something.
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Maybe a few pinch-clinchers?
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You're gonna bring down
the house with a pinch-clincher?
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Um, what if you guys did, like,
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a body-switch
decapitation-type move?
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-SPIDER CRAB: What's that?
-ISOPOD: What?
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Like, say,
you bite off his head,
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and he bites off your head,
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then you guys switch heads
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and then start doing
each other's moves.
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Or forget it. Never mind.
Tina, stop talking.
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-What?
-CAROL: Uh, who are you?
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-Um...
-Uh...
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-Run!
-TEDDY: Sorry, Carol.
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Sorry.
Kids, uh, this is Carol.
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She's the, uh...
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Creative director
and show announcer
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for Crustacean Nation.
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Teddy, I didn't know
you were a dad.
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He's not our dad.
He just took us here
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-from our home.
-Okay.
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-But he's friends with our dad.
-Best friends.
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A lot of people say
best friends.
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The kids wanted
to come see the wrestlers,
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but I can make them wait
in the back of my truck.
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That's safe, right?
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Well, hold on.
I sort of want to hear
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the rest of this
bunny kid's idea.
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You're saying
actually switch heads?
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Um, yeah.
Switch heads and switch moves.
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Hmm. Could try it.
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Those heads come off
pretty easy, right?
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-ISOPOD: Uh-huh.
-Go rip each other's heads off.
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-BOTH: Okay.
-All right, I'm gonna step back
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over here and keep doing
a really good job. Goodbye.
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-(thuds)
-Thanks, kid.
Oh, boy, the Nautilus
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just got stuck
in the door again.
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Hold on, Devon.
Don't move.
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You're gonna tear
your umbilicus.
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-Excuse me, folks.
-Wait, uh, Carol.
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What if someone like us--
someone just like us--
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wanted to be in the show,
to wrestle?
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Oh, I don't know.
Actually wrestling?
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I mean, for starters,
you're a kid, no offense.
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And you, or this someone,
would need a costume.
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That's kind of a big part
of our deal here.
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Oh, wow, come to think of it,
we have costumes.
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Sea cucumber costumes.
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We do? Oh, you mean
our pickle costumes?
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No, our sea cucumber costumes.
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Remember our really great
sea cucumber costumes?
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She says pickle
when she means sea cucumber.
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And we could write a story line
that you're just gonna love.
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Especially if you love
calypso music.
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Huh. I mean, your head-switch
idea was pretty good.
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Tell you what, next practice
is Tuesday at 4:00.
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Come with your costumes
and ideas.
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If I like it,
maybe I'll give you a shot
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at our show on Saturday.
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-Yes.
-DEVON: Uh, a little help?
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-Uh, a little...
-CAROL: Sorry, Devon.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Ugh, he needs to come
out of his shell. Literally.
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-Wait, what are we doing?
-Tina, Gene,
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would you make me
the happiest girl in the world
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by dressing up as sea cucumbers
and wrestling with me?
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Wear a costume and be loud
and have people look at me?
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-I'm in, sister.
-I mean, I guess so.
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I do like sea cucumbers.
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It'd be an honor to tell their
story. Through, uh, wrestling.
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-Yes! Wresting!
-Wrestling!
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Wrestling! But also,
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we should probably ask
Mom and Dad if it's okay first?
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-Oh, yeah. We'll ask, we'll ask.
-Wrestling!
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-Wrestling!
-Wrestling!
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-(kids continue shouting)
-Who brought those
noisy kids, huh?
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Geez. Mm.
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O-Okay, just to make sure,
you kids are only
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wrestling each other, right?
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We're not being
bad parents, are we?
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By letting you take part
in an underground
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crustacean-themed
wrestling show?
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I don't know, Dad.
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We'll wrestle whoever
we need to wrestle.
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We don't want to be
the newbies who are like,
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"Oh, I'm only wrestling kids
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because I'm a kid
and I could get hurt."
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But that's exactly
what I want you to say.
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Okay, let's talk about
our characters.
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Gene, you're gonna be the diva.
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-That sounds right.
-And you're purple
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because it totally makes
sense for your character
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and also because
that was the only color
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Mom had left back when
she made that costume.
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I'm violent and I'm violet.
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Tina, you're
the mysterious badass.
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That checks out.
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And I'll be the wild card.
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Also, Mom, I've done
some sketches here,
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how to make these pickles
more sea cucumbery.
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Then there's this giant
cardboard stroller.
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-'Cause we're also babies.
-Why are we babies?
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'Cause we're small.
And we're radioactive.
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-Why are we radioactive?
-Tina, it all makes sense.
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Mom, work your magic.
I know you can do it.
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Uh, okay. Hold on,
I got to pee. (grunts)
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-Again?
-Yes. Ten glasses
of water a day.
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Which turns out that means
I'm never not in the bathroom.
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Louise, did you say
"giant cardboard stroller"?
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Yes, I did.
But with no pee on it, please.
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And then Tina swings Gene
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into me,
trying to knock me down.
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But I drop to the ground
and steamroll towards her,
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with sparklers.
That's the radiation.
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And then we all fall
into a big pile and explode.
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We'll get Teddy on pyro
for that.
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We also do an interpretive dance
at the end
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-for a solid ten minutes.
-Not sure about that.
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Oh, and picture
our costumes different.
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Our Mom's not done yet.
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Uh-huh. Okay, first,
we really need to simplify.
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And no fire or explosives.
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-I feel I shouldn't
have to say that.
-Then don't.
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Carol, my roommate accidentally
ran over my tail with her Vespa.
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-Again?
-Yeah.
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Roommates, huh?
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Aw, look at you.
And look at me at how good I did
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-on these costumes, huh?
-Sorry we both can't go.
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It's okay. You won the bun toss
fair and square.
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Always bet on bottom.
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Aw, my little capricious
sea cucumbers.
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-Okay.
-And I hope there's no
capricious activity
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at the wrestling match.
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Ugh, the "new vocabulary word
every day" habit
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is so much better
than the drinking water habit.
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But Lin, isn't the whole point
of the 21-day habit thing
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to stick with it for 21 days?
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Oh, Bob.
Stop being capricious.
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What does capricious mean?
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It's complicated.
It's-it's hard to explain.
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I believe it comes from
the root word "capri pants."
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Loving the chitchat,
but we got to go get crusty
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-with some 'staceans, so...
-Okay. Have fun.
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Don't break a chair
on each other's faces.
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Or staple each other.
Capricious.
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-(Isopod roaring)
-CAROL: Oh! After
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a jaw-dropping
decapitation-head-switch,
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Captain Isopod
has kicked the krill
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out of Lord Spider Crab using
the crab's own signature move.
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That was my idea.
I made that happen.
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(whoops) We're up next.
We feeling good?
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We feeling salty?
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W-Wait, do I start with a grab
and then swing
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-or-or swing and then grab?
-Grab and then swing.
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Come on,
we got to get into position.
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(rock music playing)
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Okay, inverti-fans,
we've got some special guests
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making their debut
in the ring today.
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So, put your claws
together for...
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the Barbaric Radioactive
Baby Sea Cucumbers!
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(whoops)
Yeah!
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Uh-oh. Seems like we've
woken up these baby sea cukes
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from their nap,
and they do not look happy.
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Now they're fighting
over a rattle.
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Glad I'm up here.
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-Bust out.
-(all groaning)
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-(grunts)
-Ow!
237
00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:11,381
-Whoa!
-(grunts)
238
00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:13,550
-(grunts)
-TINA: Sorry, sorry.
239
00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:15,494
Oh, so vicious, sort of.
240
00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:18,054
-Aah! My shades.
-LOUISE: Leave the shades.
241
00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:21,416
Hit the ropes.
Cucumber Crush. Go, go.
242
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,652
-(exclaims)
-Ah... Oh, crap.
243
00:08:24,746 --> 00:08:25,912
Dang it. That was bad.
244
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,230
-Boo!
-Sloppy!
245
00:08:27,323 --> 00:08:29,733
-Ow!
-(grunting)
-BOB: Oh, boy.
246
00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:30,825
Don't worry, I got this.
247
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,736
-Gene, no.
-Now I'm seeing
248
00:08:32,754 --> 00:08:36,515
what I believe is some sort
of terrifying dancing?
249
00:08:36,742 --> 00:08:38,165
(whispers):
Cucumber pile. Cucumber pile.
250
00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:40,018
TINA:
Wait, do I go over...
Which side do I...
251
00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,003
Aah!
I'm stuck!
252
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,246
Ay, ay, ay, ay.
253
00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:44,914
-Wait, wait, no, no, no!
-(shouts)
254
00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:46,916
(kids screaming)
255
00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:49,435
I told you kids
to keep it simple.
256
00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,196
You're lucky that
none of you got hurt.
257
00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:54,348
Yes, I'm happy about that.
That would not have been good.
258
00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:56,760
For me, as the person
who let you do this.
259
00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:58,036
Look, maybe there's a reason
260
00:08:58,187 --> 00:09:00,446
they don't usually use kids
in combat sports.
261
00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,265
Ring held up pretty good.
Just saying.
262
00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:03,691
So, great work, Teddy.
263
00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,285
Yep, okay.
Uh, nice meeting you.
264
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,545
-Sorry, Louise.
-Wait.
265
00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:09,214
I just, uh...
That was not our best stuff.
266
00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:11,883
I mean, we have a whole
other chapter in our story
267
00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,200
that we didn't get to yet
268
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,202
-that's way better.
-Is that so?
269
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,371
Yes. Their battle
with the, um...
270
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,299
-Sea Sponge.
-The Sea Sponge?
271
00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:21,634
Yeah, the Sea Sponge.
Who is, uh, this guy.
272
00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:24,229
-This guy, like, this guy?
-It's funny when he pretends
273
00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,213
we haven't already
discussed this.
274
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,974
So, please give us
another chance?
275
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,401
I know we can be great.
276
00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,903
(sighs) Okay.
I'll give you one more chance.
277
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,238
There's something there.
278
00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,315
It's really, really bad
right now.
279
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,410
But maybe it could be
not really, really bad.
280
00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,303
-Good feedback, good feedback.
-Yes! Thank you.
281
00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:43,807
Can we get these things off now?
My pickle is starting to tickle.
282
00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:47,660
-Lin? W-What are you doing?
-I'm fixing my posture.
283
00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:50,922
The vocabulary thing was, uh,
you know, what's the word?
284
00:09:51,074 --> 00:09:52,591
Vocabulary-tastic?
285
00:09:52,742 --> 00:09:53,925
Dumb.
This is a better one.
286
00:09:54,111 --> 00:09:56,169
In 21 days, my whole body'll
be reorganized.
287
00:09:56,338 --> 00:09:58,096
And also, Bob,
while I'm doing this,
288
00:09:58,247 --> 00:09:59,339
will you hold my chin in
like this?
289
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,932
-(grunts)
-All right, but I don't know
290
00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,827
-if I can do it for 21 days.
-Oh, you're so busy?
291
00:10:03,845 --> 00:10:07,180
Anyway, I'm thinking Teddy
the Sea Sponge is our nemesis
292
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,349
because he absorbed
our parents to death.
293
00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,258
Mom, how many sponges
do we have?
294
00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,002
'Cause we're gonna need
all of them plus 300.
295
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:16,005
Tina, Gene, you need
to cancel all your plans.
296
00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:18,116
We have to be
completely devoted to this.
297
00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,026
-BOTH: Uh...
-You're right,
that's not enough.
298
00:10:20,178 --> 00:10:23,121
Freakishly devoted to this.
Now let's get to work.
299
00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:25,940
-(roars)
-♪ Freakishly devoted ♪
300
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,700
-Hello, ma'am. How are you?
-(both grunt)
301
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,127
-♪ Freakishly devoted ♪
-Aah!
302
00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,778
-♪ Freakishly devoted... ♪
-(both grunt)
303
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,873
LOUISE: Did you know sea
cucumbers shoot sticky threads
304
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,634
from their butts
as a form of defense?
305
00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:37,193
They look like butt noodles.
306
00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:38,803
-We're definitely doing that.
-(groans)
307
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,472
-♪ Freakishly devoted! ♪
-Oof!
-LOUISE: And then we
308
00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:41,306
all climb on the ropes,
309
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:42,548
jump at the Sinister Sea Sponge,
310
00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,534
which we'll totally nail,
he catches us,
311
00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:46,478
-spins around
and we take him down.
-(grunting)
312
00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:48,554
We call it
the Triple Cuke Nuke.
313
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,707
All I'm gonna say is
of all the acts I have,
314
00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:52,984
yours is the one
I'm the most worried about.
315
00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,152
-Okay.
-Makes sense.
316
00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:55,636
And the Sinister Sea Sponge
317
00:10:55,805 --> 00:11:00,216
has one of the baby cukes
caught up in his spin cycle.
318
00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,810
Kill him! What?
I got to floss after I eat.
319
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,996
21-day habit.
I just had popcorn.
320
00:11:05,073 --> 00:11:06,406
Oh, okay.
You turned away.
321
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,984
Uh-oh!
He's got all three sea cukes
322
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,318
cornered at the post.
323
00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:13,229
-(roars)
-It doesn't look good.
-(kids shouting)
324
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:15,231
CAROL:
But wait-- the sea cucumbers
325
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,401
just pulled noodles
from their butts,
326
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,752
which, I believe,
is their natural,
327
00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:21,404
biological form of defense.
328
00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,755
And now the sea cukes
are stunning
329
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,091
the Sinister Sea Sponge
330
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,519
with their super-charged
toxic butt noodles!
331
00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,245
Aah!
Butt noodles!
332
00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:31,414
Triple Cuke Nuke.
Now!
333
00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,933
-Finish him!
-LOUISE: Jump!
334
00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:35,527
(all shouting, grunting)
335
00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:37,420
Call the coast guard!
336
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,847
An amazing feat
that kind of worked.
337
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,183
Give it up for the Barbaric
338
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,035
Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers
339
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:46,538
and their deadly butt noodles!
340
00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,448
Butt noodles!
Butt noodles!
341
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,192
(all chanting): Butt noodles!
Butt noodles! Butt noodles!
342
00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,211
Shell yes, you love us!
343
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,438
Butt noodles!
Butt noodles!
344
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,173
-Yeah!
-Butt noodles! Butt noodles!
345
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,554
That was incredible.
Do they give Academy Awards
346
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,038
-for wrestling?
-Don't get me wrong,
347
00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,448
I love the attention.
348
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:08,375
But I also think
I might need a new tailbone.
349
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,802
Yeah, I thought
wrestling was supposed
350
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,712
to be more fake
and less bruisey?
351
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,290
That's just our bodies breaking.
You'll get used to it.
352
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:15,567
-Cool, cool, cool.
-Yay.
353
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,402
And we'll just keep practicing
and working harder
354
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:20,238
until eventually, someone makes
action figures of us.
355
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,148
Great, I love practicing more
356
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,743
-and working harder.
-Uh-huh.
-Mm-hmm.
357
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:29,305
♪ You gotta be your best,
so you gotta work hard ♪
358
00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,899
♪ You gotta work hard
to be your best ♪
359
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,734
♪ A fire in your heart,
noodles in your hand ♪
360
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:36,813
♪ Your costumes smell
really bad, that's okay ♪
361
00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:39,740
♪ You gotta be your best,
so you gotta work hard ♪
362
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:43,987
♪ You gotta work hard
to be your best ♪
363
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,489
♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪
364
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:49,675
Well, guys, the Radioactive
Barbaric Baby Sea Cucumbers
365
00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:53,346
have become the fan favorites
of Crustacean Nation.
366
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:56,441
So that's why I'm moving you
to the end of the show.
367
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,184
You guys are gonna be
the closers.
368
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,169
-Seriously?
-Wow. So cool.
369
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,613
Um, hey just curious.
370
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,932
How many more shows are we,
um, going to be doing, exactly?
371
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,434
Love that question.
Very fresh, very now.
372
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,178
Well, we've got our residency
at the rec center
373
00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:11,531
for another couple of weeks,
and then we go on the road.
374
00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:14,441
-Fantastic.
-Great...
-You don't say?
375
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,985
Okay, well,
I got to go spray-paint
376
00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:17,295
angry eyebrows on an isopod.
377
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,372
See you at the next practice,
show closers.
378
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,857
-Bye, Carol!
-Bye, Carol.
-Bye, Carol.
379
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,708
Show closers?
Is this real?
380
00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:24,302
Is this happening?
Tina, slap me.
381
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,453
-Uh, fake slap or real slap?
-Real slap.
382
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,197
-(grunts)
-Ow. Should've said fake slap.
383
00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,700
-But yeah.
-BOTH: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
384
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,369
-Hey, everybody.
-Hey, Teddy.
-Hi, Teddy.
385
00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,146
-There he is.
-You're looking
a little stiff, Teddy.
386
00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,463
-You okay?
-Oh, sure.
387
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,724
Just, uh, being
a Sinister Sea Sponge
388
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,485
is kind of doing
a number on my back.
389
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,211
-What number?
-Well, good news, Teddy.
390
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:45,156
-Gene, Tina, drumroll?
-(both imitating drumroll)
391
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:48,551
We got asked to headline
the show next week.
392
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,810
Oh, that's great.
393
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,055
Linda, can I get a straw
for my coffee?
394
00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:53,739
I can't tilt my head so good.
395
00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:55,149
Sure. Lunges!
(grunting)
396
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,668
W-What's going on?
W-What are What are you doing?
397
00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:59,228
I'm getting my heart rate up.
It's my new habit.
398
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:00,505
Short bursts
of intense exercise.
399
00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:02,990
-BOB: Hmm.
-I've been lunging everywhere.
400
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,250
It's a fun way to get around.
401
00:14:04,402 --> 00:14:05,993
Okay, time to head to practice.
402
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,403
We're going in
a little early today
403
00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,681
so we can work on nailing
the Triple Cuke Nuke,
404
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:10,849
which will probably become
405
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,592
the most famous
wrestling move in history,
406
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,244
once we can do it without one
of us falling on their face
407
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:16,429
and Gene farting that one time.
408
00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,672
Um, I was sort of hoping
to take a break
409
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,174
from one or two practices
410
00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:22,694
to do anything else
for a little bit.
411
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,937
-What?
-Yeah, this wrestling stuff
is all the time.
412
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,014
I've already cut out homework,
but now
413
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,092
-my TV-watching
is starting to suffer.
-Whoa, whoa, guys.
414
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:31,703
We've found something
that we're really good at.
415
00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:34,372
And that thing is dressing up
like sea cucumbers
416
00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:35,707
and fighting each other.
417
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:36,875
So now we just have to become
418
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,784
the best at it
we possibly can be.
419
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,545
-We owe it to the world.
-Ugh, fine.
420
00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:43,122
But the world better send us
an amazing thank-you card.
421
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,699
-Squats! And squat, and squat.
-Aah! That was loud.
422
00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:47,385
Okay, first night as closers.
423
00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:49,445
Just do exactly what we did
in practice, but way better
424
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:52,281
and different and correctly
and without crying, Teddy.
425
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,117
I know you're passionate,
but come on.
426
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,709
-Right. (moans)
-Okay.
427
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,044
Let's go set up the stroller.
428
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,213
Teddy, I'll see you
on the other side.
429
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,215
-Heaven?
-No, in the ring?
430
00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:02,734
Sure.
I'm not gonna die.
431
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:05,311
It's fine that we closed
the restaurant for this, right?
432
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:07,238
Is this what it's like
when your kids do sports?
433
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,555
-Is this sports?
-Sorry, Bob,
434
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,241
I didn't listen
to what you just said.
435
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,635
-I'm trying to be in the moment.
-No, I-I know.
436
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,412
-This is the habit
that's gonna stick.
-Mm-hmm.
437
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,397
Because all I have to do
is be mindful.
438
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,082
-And in the moment.
-Are you supposed to keep saying
439
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:20,309
you're being in the moment
when you're being in the moment?
440
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,735
Leave me alone!
Moment.
441
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,255
CAROL:
Ooh! Maximum Mussel
really brought the muscle
442
00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,332
-to the Horseshoe Hurricane.
-(groans)
443
00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:28,075
-Oh, boy.
-CAROL: All right,
444
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,411
time for the final fight:
445
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,597
your favorite
violent sea veggies.
446
00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:33,747
Let's bring 'em out!
447
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,175
Butt noodles! Butt noodles!
448
00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,751
(all chanting):
Butt noodles! Butt noodles!
449
00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:40,421
Guys, we are butt noodle gods.
Let's give them a show.
450
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,165
-Time to go cucular.
-BOTH: Okay.
451
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,776
-(shouting)
-And here they are.
It's the Barbaric
452
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:48,429
Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers.
453
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:51,357
-(grunting)
-CAROL: Oh, shells bells.
454
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,284
The sea cucumbers' archnemesis
is back.
455
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:56,270
Will the Sinister Sea Sponge
wipe the ocean floor
456
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,181
-with these babies?
-(grunting)
457
00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:01,626
-(grunting, shouting)
-♪ ♪
458
00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:05,371
(grunting)
459
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,298
(distorted): Oh!
460
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,876
And here come the butt noodles.
Oh,
461
00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,120
they're going into
the Whirlpool of Pain.
462
00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:15,122
-Round and round they go.
-(Teddy grunting)
463
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,366
When they stop, he's gonna know.
464
00:16:17,385 --> 00:16:18,884
Teddy, you got
to pick me up now.
465
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,886
Right, right.
466
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,371
Aah!
My back!
467
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,148
-Teddy. Oh, no!
-(Teddy grunts)
468
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,042
It's okay. I'm okay.
469
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,302
Nope. I'm seizing up. Oh...
470
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,988
BOB:
Wait, is Teddy really hurt?
471
00:16:30,215 --> 00:16:31,823
I-Is this real or fake?
472
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,141
And the Sea Sponge
took a big hit.
473
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,235
And it isn't getting up.
474
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,979
And not in a super fun way.
475
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,482
-Uh-oh.
-Just, uh, keep whirlpooling.
476
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,909
(chanting): Butt noodles!
Butt noodles!
477
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,628
-(groaning)
-Butt noodles! Butt noodles!
478
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,158
-(groaning)
-How long do we have to do this?
479
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,844
I think it's making him better.
480
00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,253
Eh, no, it's not.
481
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,738
Just keep going.
We're the closers.
482
00:16:55,757 --> 00:16:57,664
Always be closing.
483
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,924
-(horn blows)
-Sorry, folks.
484
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,760
I think we have to stop
this fight early.
485
00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,854
-We've got an injured
Sea Sponge.
-(audience booing)
486
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:05,264
-EDITH: Get up, Sea Sponge!
-No!
487
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:08,175
Don't stop the show.
I-I'll fight.
488
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,752
I'll fight. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
489
00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:11,254
Okay, sorry. That's it, folks.
490
00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,256
No, please. Keep going.
491
00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,258
-Honor my memory.
-Wait. Uh...
492
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:16,942
Ooh, oh, oh.
The Sinister Sea Sponge
493
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:20,279
is being joined in the ring
by that guy.
494
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,265
Uh, w-what? Me?
495
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:23,783
Yes. Come in, come in.
496
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,526
Oh, God. Uh, okay.
497
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,878
Oh. All right.
498
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,715
It seems like an average human
is now entering the ring.
499
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,383
Definitely all a part
of the show.
500
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,110
(whispers):
Teddy, I'm just gonna gently...
501
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,369
-Sorry, sorry.
-(grunts)
502
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:37,037
Put this on.
(loud): Whoa!
503
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,966
It's the Sinister
Sea Sponge's evil brother,
504
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,301
Sponge Hat.
505
00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,563
Uh, yeah. I'm gonna
get you, Sea Cucumbers.
506
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,899
For hurting my brother's back.
507
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,067
Aw, we're brothers.
508
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,476
I conch believe it.
509
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:53,296
It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's
brother,
510
00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:55,648
ready to exact his revenge,
511
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,651
in the form of wrestling,
I hope?
512
00:17:58,803 --> 00:17:59,802
Oh, boy.
513
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,579
(whispering): (grunts) Dad,
514
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,397
we got to do our big final move.
515
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,565
The Triple Cuke Nuke.
516
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,567
We're gonna jump
from the ropes... (grunts)
517
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,088
...and you catch us, spin around
with all three of us on you,
518
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,923
and then fall down, okay?
519
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,425
Wait, what? All three of you?
I-I can't.
520
00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,485
Sure you can,
you big strong boy.
521
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:17,987
You can do it, Bobby.
522
00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:20,323
No, I'm not you, I can't catch
three kids and then spin.
523
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:23,175
No, I know.
I was just trying to be nice.
524
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,493
Wait, what if your mother
comes on stage
525
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,420
-and we go back-to-back?
-That could work.
526
00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:30,441
And, oh, no,
here comes Sponge Hat's...
527
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,335
-evil... sister.
-Wife.
528
00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,837
-Sister wife.
-Come on, sister wife.
529
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,263
-Oh. Excuse me.
-LOUISE: Yeah.
530
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,007
-CAROL: Wow! Okay.
-Excuse me.
531
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,435
So now we've got another
surprise person-fighter.
532
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,512
Just crab-tacular.
533
00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:44,938
-(Teddy groans)
-Sorry, sorry.
-Yes!
534
00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:48,534
I am the sister wife
of the evil brother.
535
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:51,111
Sponge-Boob Square-Bra.
536
00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:52,779
-Nice.
-Lin, the kids
are gonna jump on us
537
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,024
and we have to catch them,
spin around and then fall.
538
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,542
-Oh, boy. Okay.
-Oh, God, oh, God.
539
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:58,177
LINDA:
I'm in the moment,
I'm in the moment,
540
00:18:58,254 --> 00:18:59,453
-I'm in the moment...
-BOB: Oh, God...
541
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,197
Now!
542
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,474
(all yelling)
543
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:09,388
LOUISE (distorted):
We're doing it!
544
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,056
(all grunt)
545
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,042
CAROL:
What an incredible finish!
546
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:16,154
The Barbaric Radioactive
Baby Sea Cucumbers
547
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,898
finally landed
their signature move.
548
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:22,851
And the sponge family
is hung out to dry.
549
00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,811
-Yeah! We did it!
-Yeah!
550
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,497
Yeah! Ha, ha, ha!
551
00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:27,907
Wow, this is great.
552
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,168
Can someone drive me
to my chiropractor's, please?
553
00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:31,669
How you doing, Teddy?
554
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,412
You think you'll be on your feet
for next Saturday?
555
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,173
-Yep. In theory.
-Yeah, well,
whatever you come up with,
556
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,674
I want it in my ring.
557
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:40,085
Yeah, the thing is, Carol,
this was actually our last show.
558
00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:41,512
-ALL: What?
-Yeah. Sorry.
559
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,682
I loved this so much
and we worked so hard.
560
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,259
But I don't think the band is
gonna be able to stay together.
561
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,428
We burned bright,
but it couldn't last.
562
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,931
-Really?
-Yeah. It was only
a matter of time
563
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,858
before we destroyed
our tiny bodies.
564
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,694
And Teddy lost his ability
to stand or move.
565
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,422
I mean, some of us
complained a little, or a lot,
566
00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:00,940
but I'm glad
you pushed us, Louise.
567
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,608
Even though it was
annoying sometimes.
568
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,943
Uh, most of the time.
569
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,095
'Cause tonight,
we made something beautiful,
570
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,097
-sort of?
-I mean, it was
kind of beautiful.
571
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:11,116
-I thought it was beautiful.
-Anyway, we definitely
won't be able
572
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:12,935
to do the Triple Cuke Nuke
again.
573
00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,378
And Teddy almost died.
574
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:15,938
-Oh, God, is he dead?
-Nope, nope.
575
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,882
-Just resting my eyes.
-Oh, phew.
576
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:21,277
Yeah, so, thank you
for the opportunity.
577
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,536
(whispers): I'll work on 'em.
We'll be back.
578
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,204
(regular volume):
But, uh, we are done.
579
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,890
Wow.
You guys are bad parents.
580
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,225
You should make
your kids wrestle.
581
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:28,893
-I'm kidding. You seem great.
-No, no.
582
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,135
You-you were right
the first time.
583
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:31,470
We get that a lot.
584
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,047
You know, I do kind of
appreciate wrestling now.
585
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,142
Now that I've done it.
But I never want to do it again.
586
00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:39,144
And my body is mad at me.
587
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,463
Your body's probably mad at you
588
00:20:40,481 --> 00:20:42,222
for all sorts
of reasons, Father.
589
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,557
Thank you, Louise.
So, Lin,
590
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,392
are you sticking with this
in-the-moment stuff?
591
00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:48,320
-You seemed
sort of that tonight.
-Nope. I'm done.
592
00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:50,414
My new habit is to just
keep all my old habits.
593
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,324
I'm sick of all this capricious
habit switching.
594
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,085
Ooh, I used it right!
Maybe.
595
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,753
LOUISE:
Ugh. We smell pretty bad.
596
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,813
Should we throw these
costumes away?
597
00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:59,498
GENE:
No, they're gonna be
my bridesmaids dresses.
598
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,167
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599
00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:03,910
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600
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,504
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601
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,080
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602
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,766
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603
00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:10,268
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00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,661
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610
00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:21,279
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611
00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:23,022
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612
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,116
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613
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,600
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