1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,962 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,337 --> 00:00:21,687 LOUISE: Okay, this ketchup is full and... 3 00:00:21,914 --> 00:00:24,765 Oh, no, Gene, watch out, he's attacking your ketchup! 4 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:26,191 Oh, my gosh, it's a ketchup battle! 5 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:28,085 Did we even know these two were archenemies? 6 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:29,695 Aah! My ketchup is a pacifist! 7 00:00:29,846 --> 00:00:31,255 Louise, please don't fight with the ketchup. 8 00:00:31,348 --> 00:00:32,680 Or it becomes our restaurant's new thing 9 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,866 and we finally get rich? 10 00:00:34,017 --> 00:00:35,092 -No. -Yes. 11 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:36,184 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Teddy. -Teddy! 12 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:37,870 -Hi. -Hello to you. 13 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:39,354 (exhales) Hey, Teddy. 14 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:41,765 Wow. Thirsty, Linda? Also, water? Ew. 15 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:43,191 Oh, boy, here it comes. 16 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,193 It's part of this whole thing Ginger told me about. 17 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,271 She read an article that said it takes 21 days 18 00:00:47,289 --> 00:00:48,530 to form a new habit. 19 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,608 So, my new healthy habit is drinking more water. 20 00:00:51,627 --> 00:00:54,053 That's great, Linda. Not worth it, but good for you. 21 00:00:54,204 --> 00:00:55,554 Yeah. I just have to train myself 22 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,448 to drink ten glasses of water a day for the rest of my life. 23 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,208 Ten is a lot. I-I think I drink one? 24 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,561 -A-And it's coffee. -So, what are we having, Teddy? 25 00:01:02,712 --> 00:01:04,379 I actually need to get my food to go today. 26 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,047 Oh, why aren't you eating here? 27 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,307 -Too much water talk. -Sort of, but also, 28 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:08,716 I got to head out to the rec center 29 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:10,294 to work on a wrestling ring. 30 00:01:10,312 --> 00:01:11,403 Wait, wait. A wrestling ring? 31 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,072 -For what? -And don't say wrestling. 32 00:01:13,223 --> 00:01:15,557 It's for the Crustacean Nation Wrestling Federation. 33 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,651 They're a group of local performance artists who dress up 34 00:01:17,803 --> 00:01:20,412 like crabs and lobsters and stuff, and then they fight. 35 00:01:20,639 --> 00:01:22,973 What? This is happening in our town? 36 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,324 Our dumb town is cool? 37 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,585 Yeah, I think it started at Lobsterfest one year 38 00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:27,978 and it just kept going. 39 00:01:27,996 --> 00:01:29,737 Why wouldn't it? Teddy, do you get to see 40 00:01:29,832 --> 00:01:32,407 any giant, fighting crabs when you're working on the ring? 41 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,742 Oh, yeah. You know they're people in costumes, right? 42 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,819 I-I said that, right? 43 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:37,245 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take me with you. 44 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:38,746 I want to see giant crab people fight. 45 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,082 I mean, I also want to see them start a calypso band, 46 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,101 but I'll take what I can get. 47 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:43,493 I'm a fan of the wrestling butts. 48 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:45,495 -I mean, arts. -What do you think, Bob? 49 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:47,664 It might be a cultural experience? 50 00:01:47,757 --> 00:01:50,167 Come on, Dad. Listen to your hydrated wife. 51 00:01:50,185 --> 00:01:52,002 -Okay, fine, go. -Yes! 52 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:54,113 But don't do stuff that's not good. 53 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,673 -Well put. -Uh, okay. Taking kids to a job. 54 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:59,601 That's a responsible and probably fine thing to do. 55 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,194 And while you kids are out, your mom's gonna drink 56 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,512 six more glasses of water. 57 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:04,606 So we're both gonna have a cool day. 58 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,183 TEDDY: Okay, now, 59 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:07,442 don't step on anything sharp 60 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:08,794 and don't stand near anything heavy 61 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,778 and if anyone says, "Hey, you're not supposed to be here," 62 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,689 -just run. -LOUISE: Rules to live by. 63 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:13,966 And maybe keep kind of quiet. 64 00:02:14,117 --> 00:02:17,361 -Holy crap! -I think you mean, "holy crab"? 65 00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:18,470 Okay, I'm gonna get working on the ring 66 00:02:18,622 --> 00:02:20,305 and also pretend I don't know you guys. 67 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,975 Hello, I'm Gene. I'm allergic to you. 68 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:24,643 ISOPOD: So we're thinking grand slam, riptide, 69 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:28,296 crabby-jabby-power-up, and then claw-drop and we're out. 70 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,982 Such a beautiful language. 71 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:32,709 Hmm. It still feels like it's missing something. 72 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:34,060 Maybe a few pinch-clinchers? 73 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,837 You're gonna bring down the house with a pinch-clincher? 74 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,047 Um, what if you guys did, like, 75 00:02:37,065 --> 00:02:39,049 a body-switch decapitation-type move? 76 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:40,550 -SPIDER CRAB: What's that? -ISOPOD: What? 77 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:41,568 Like, say, you bite off his head, 78 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,736 and he bites off your head, 79 00:02:42,888 --> 00:02:44,070 then you guys switch heads 80 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:45,664 and then start doing each other's moves. 81 00:02:45,815 --> 00:02:47,815 Or forget it. Never mind. Tina, stop talking. 82 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,150 -What? -CAROL: Uh, who are you? 83 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,243 -Um... -Uh... 84 00:02:50,396 --> 00:02:51,728 -Run! -TEDDY: Sorry, Carol. 85 00:02:51,821 --> 00:02:53,747 Sorry. Kids, uh, this is Carol. 86 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,915 She's the, uh... 87 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,842 Creative director and show announcer 88 00:02:56,993 --> 00:02:58,177 for Crustacean Nation. 89 00:02:58,328 --> 00:03:00,295 Teddy, I didn't know you were a dad. 90 00:03:00,406 --> 00:03:01,571 He's not our dad. He just took us here 91 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:03,498 -from our home. -Okay. 92 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,367 -But he's friends with our dad. -Best friends. 93 00:03:05,427 --> 00:03:06,927 A lot of people say best friends. 94 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,578 The kids wanted to come see the wrestlers, 95 00:03:08,672 --> 00:03:10,747 but I can make them wait in the back of my truck. 96 00:03:10,766 --> 00:03:11,690 That's safe, right? 97 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,358 Well, hold on. I sort of want to hear 98 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:14,918 the rest of this bunny kid's idea. 99 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:16,862 You're saying actually switch heads? 100 00:03:17,013 --> 00:03:19,606 Um, yeah. Switch heads and switch moves. 101 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:21,091 Hmm. Could try it. 102 00:03:21,109 --> 00:03:22,517 Those heads come off pretty easy, right? 103 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,094 -ISOPOD: Uh-huh. -Go rip each other's heads off. 104 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:26,096 -BOTH: Okay. -All right, I'm gonna step back 105 00:03:26,114 --> 00:03:29,616 over here and keep doing a really good job. Goodbye. 106 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,693 -(thuds) -Thanks, kid. Oh, boy, the Nautilus 107 00:03:31,787 --> 00:03:33,712 just got stuck in the door again. 108 00:03:33,863 --> 00:03:35,047 Hold on, Devon. Don't move. 109 00:03:35,274 --> 00:03:36,440 You're gonna tear your umbilicus. 110 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,366 -Excuse me, folks. -Wait, uh, Carol. 111 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:42,054 What if someone like us-- someone just like us-- 112 00:03:42,205 --> 00:03:44,798 wanted to be in the show, to wrestle? 113 00:03:44,950 --> 00:03:46,708 Oh, I don't know. Actually wrestling? 114 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,043 I mean, for starters, you're a kid, no offense. 115 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,713 And you, or this someone, would need a costume. 116 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,140 That's kind of a big part of our deal here. 117 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:56,902 Oh, wow, come to think of it, we have costumes. 118 00:03:57,129 --> 00:03:58,628 Sea cucumber costumes. 119 00:03:58,647 --> 00:04:00,739 We do? Oh, you mean our pickle costumes? 120 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:02,908 No, our sea cucumber costumes. 121 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:05,059 Remember our really great sea cucumber costumes? 122 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:07,228 She says pickle when she means sea cucumber. 123 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,473 And we could write a story line that you're just gonna love. 124 00:04:09,475 --> 00:04:11,566 Especially if you love calypso music. 125 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,994 Huh. I mean, your head-switch idea was pretty good. 126 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:16,813 Tell you what, next practice is Tuesday at 4:00. 127 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:18,257 Come with your costumes and ideas. 128 00:04:18,408 --> 00:04:20,425 If I like it, maybe I'll give you a shot 129 00:04:20,577 --> 00:04:21,593 at our show on Saturday. 130 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,653 -Yes. -DEVON: Uh, a little help? 131 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,413 -Uh, a little... -CAROL: Sorry, Devon. I'm coming, I'm coming. 132 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,325 Ugh, he needs to come out of his shell. Literally. 133 00:04:28,343 --> 00:04:30,251 -Wait, what are we doing? -Tina, Gene, 134 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,753 would you make me the happiest girl in the world 135 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:34,439 by dressing up as sea cucumbers and wrestling with me? 136 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:36,683 Wear a costume and be loud and have people look at me? 137 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,610 -I'm in, sister. -I mean, I guess so. 138 00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:40,261 I do like sea cucumbers. 139 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:43,431 It'd be an honor to tell their story. Through, uh, wrestling. 140 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,617 -Yes! Wresting! -Wrestling! 141 00:04:45,694 --> 00:04:47,193 Wrestling! But also, 142 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:50,030 we should probably ask Mom and Dad if it's okay first? 143 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:51,773 -Oh, yeah. We'll ask, we'll ask. -Wrestling! 144 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,441 -Wrestling! -Wrestling! 145 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:56,703 -(kids continue shouting) -Who brought those noisy kids, huh? 146 00:04:56,855 --> 00:04:58,380 Geez. Mm. 147 00:05:02,528 --> 00:05:03,802 O-Okay, just to make sure, you kids are only 148 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:05,137 wrestling each other, right? 149 00:05:05,288 --> 00:05:06,546 We're not being bad parents, are we? 150 00:05:06,698 --> 00:05:08,365 By letting you take part in an underground 151 00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:10,534 crustacean-themed wrestling show? 152 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:11,977 I don't know, Dad. 153 00:05:12,128 --> 00:05:13,370 We'll wrestle whoever we need to wrestle. 154 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:14,554 We don't want to be the newbies who are like, 155 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,889 "Oh, I'm only wrestling kids 156 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,541 because I'm a kid and I could get hurt." 157 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:19,967 But that's exactly what I want you to say. 158 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,636 Okay, let's talk about our characters. 159 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,879 Gene, you're gonna be the diva. 160 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:24,489 -That sounds right. -And you're purple 161 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:26,474 because it totally makes sense for your character 162 00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:28,552 and also because that was the only color 163 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,570 Mom had left back when she made that costume. 164 00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:32,389 I'm violent and I'm violet. 165 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,074 Tina, you're the mysterious badass. 166 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,316 That checks out. 167 00:05:35,394 --> 00:05:37,243 And I'll be the wild card. 168 00:05:37,396 --> 00:05:38,986 Also, Mom, I've done some sketches here, 169 00:05:39,081 --> 00:05:41,414 how to make these pickles more sea cucumbery. 170 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:43,416 Then there's this giant cardboard stroller. 171 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,344 -'Cause we're also babies. -Why are we babies? 172 00:05:45,571 --> 00:05:47,070 'Cause we're small. And we're radioactive. 173 00:05:47,072 --> 00:05:49,573 -Why are we radioactive? -Tina, it all makes sense. 174 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,575 Mom, work your magic. I know you can do it. 175 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:54,077 Uh, okay. Hold on, I got to pee. (grunts) 176 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:56,855 -Again? -Yes. Ten glasses of water a day. 177 00:05:57,006 --> 00:05:59,507 Which turns out that means I'm never not in the bathroom. 178 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,935 Louise, did you say "giant cardboard stroller"? 179 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,754 Yes, I did. But with no pee on it, please. 180 00:06:04,756 --> 00:06:06,681 And then Tina swings Gene 181 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,015 into me, trying to knock me down. 182 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:10,927 But I drop to the ground and steamroll towards her, 183 00:06:11,096 --> 00:06:13,020 with sparklers. That's the radiation. 184 00:06:13,115 --> 00:06:15,782 And then we all fall into a big pile and explode. 185 00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:17,358 We'll get Teddy on pyro for that. 186 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:18,693 We also do an interpretive dance at the end 187 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,995 -for a solid ten minutes. -Not sure about that. 188 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,606 Oh, and picture our costumes different. 189 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:23,957 Our Mom's not done yet. 190 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,701 Uh-huh. Okay, first, we really need to simplify. 191 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:28,461 And no fire or explosives. 192 00:06:28,614 --> 00:06:30,630 -I feel I shouldn't have to say that. -Then don't. 193 00:06:30,782 --> 00:06:33,892 Carol, my roommate accidentally ran over my tail with her Vespa. 194 00:06:34,119 --> 00:06:35,394 -Again? -Yeah. 195 00:06:35,545 --> 00:06:36,711 Roommates, huh? 196 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,381 Aw, look at you. And look at me at how good I did 197 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,567 -on these costumes, huh? -Sorry we both can't go. 198 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:45,145 It's okay. You won the bun toss fair and square. 199 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:46,479 Always bet on bottom. 200 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:48,407 Aw, my little capricious sea cucumbers. 201 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:51,392 -Okay. -And I hope there's no capricious activity 202 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:52,636 at the wrestling match. 203 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:55,247 Ugh, the "new vocabulary word every day" habit 204 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:57,231 is so much better than the drinking water habit. 205 00:06:57,309 --> 00:07:00,310 But Lin, isn't the whole point of the 21-day habit thing 206 00:07:00,328 --> 00:07:02,587 to stick with it for 21 days? 207 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,664 Oh, Bob. Stop being capricious. 208 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,040 What does capricious mean? 209 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:07,759 It's complicated. It's-it's hard to explain. 210 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:10,336 I believe it comes from the root word "capri pants." 211 00:07:10,505 --> 00:07:12,431 Loving the chitchat, but we got to go get crusty 212 00:07:12,658 --> 00:07:15,341 -with some 'staceans, so... -Okay. Have fun. 213 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,269 Don't break a chair on each other's faces. 214 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:19,496 Or staple each other. Capricious. 215 00:07:19,514 --> 00:07:21,273 -(Isopod roaring) -CAROL: Oh! After 216 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:23,500 a jaw-dropping decapitation-head-switch, 217 00:07:23,518 --> 00:07:25,610 Captain Isopod has kicked the krill 218 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:29,281 out of Lord Spider Crab using the crab's own signature move. 219 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,357 That was my idea. I made that happen. 220 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,118 (whoops) We're up next. We feeling good? 221 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:34,511 We feeling salty? 222 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:36,179 W-Wait, do I start with a grab and then swing 223 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:38,198 -or-or swing and then grab? -Grab and then swing. 224 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:40,459 Come on, we got to get into position. 225 00:07:40,686 --> 00:07:42,109 (rock music playing) 226 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,521 Okay, inverti-fans, we've got some special guests 227 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:46,798 making their debut in the ring today. 228 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:49,134 So, put your claws together for... 229 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:53,697 the Barbaric Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers! 230 00:07:53,715 --> 00:07:55,715 (whoops) Yeah! 231 00:07:56,551 --> 00:08:00,053 Uh-oh. Seems like we've woken up these baby sea cukes 232 00:08:00,205 --> 00:08:02,814 from their nap, and they do not look happy. 233 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:04,390 Now they're fighting over a rattle. 234 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:05,650 Glad I'm up here. 235 00:08:05,802 --> 00:08:07,969 -Bust out. -(all groaning) 236 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,546 -(grunts) -Ow! 237 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:11,381 -Whoa! -(grunts) 238 00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:13,550 -(grunts) -TINA: Sorry, sorry. 239 00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:15,494 Oh, so vicious, sort of. 240 00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:18,054 -Aah! My shades. -LOUISE: Leave the shades. 241 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:21,416 Hit the ropes. Cucumber Crush. Go, go. 242 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,652 -(exclaims) -Ah... Oh, crap. 243 00:08:24,746 --> 00:08:25,912 Dang it. That was bad. 244 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,230 -Boo! -Sloppy! 245 00:08:27,323 --> 00:08:29,733 -Ow! -(grunting) -BOB: Oh, boy. 246 00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:30,825 Don't worry, I got this. 247 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,736 -Gene, no. -Now I'm seeing 248 00:08:32,754 --> 00:08:36,515 what I believe is some sort of terrifying dancing? 249 00:08:36,742 --> 00:08:38,165 (whispers): Cucumber pile. Cucumber pile. 250 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:40,018 TINA: Wait, do I go over... Which side do I... 251 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,003 Aah! I'm stuck! 252 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,246 Ay, ay, ay, ay. 253 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:44,914 -Wait, wait, no, no, no! -(shouts) 254 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:46,916 (kids screaming) 255 00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:49,435 I told you kids to keep it simple. 256 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,196 You're lucky that none of you got hurt. 257 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:54,348 Yes, I'm happy about that. That would not have been good. 258 00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:56,760 For me, as the person who let you do this. 259 00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:58,036 Look, maybe there's a reason 260 00:08:58,187 --> 00:09:00,446 they don't usually use kids in combat sports. 261 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,265 Ring held up pretty good. Just saying. 262 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:03,691 So, great work, Teddy. 263 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,285 Yep, okay. Uh, nice meeting you. 264 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,545 -Sorry, Louise. -Wait. 265 00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:09,214 I just, uh... That was not our best stuff. 266 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:11,883 I mean, we have a whole other chapter in our story 267 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,200 that we didn't get to yet 268 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,202 -that's way better. -Is that so? 269 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,371 Yes. Their battle with the, um... 270 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,299 -Sea Sponge. -The Sea Sponge? 271 00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:21,634 Yeah, the Sea Sponge. Who is, uh, this guy. 272 00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:24,229 -This guy, like, this guy? -It's funny when he pretends 273 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,213 we haven't already discussed this. 274 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,974 So, please give us another chance? 275 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,401 I know we can be great. 276 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,903 (sighs) Okay. I'll give you one more chance. 277 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,238 There's something there. 278 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,315 It's really, really bad right now. 279 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,410 But maybe it could be not really, really bad. 280 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,303 -Good feedback, good feedback. -Yes! Thank you. 281 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:43,807 Can we get these things off now? My pickle is starting to tickle. 282 00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:47,660 -Lin? W-What are you doing? -I'm fixing my posture. 283 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:50,922 The vocabulary thing was, uh, you know, what's the word? 284 00:09:51,074 --> 00:09:52,591 Vocabulary-tastic? 285 00:09:52,742 --> 00:09:53,925 Dumb. This is a better one. 286 00:09:54,111 --> 00:09:56,169 In 21 days, my whole body'll be reorganized. 287 00:09:56,338 --> 00:09:58,096 And also, Bob, while I'm doing this, 288 00:09:58,247 --> 00:09:59,339 will you hold my chin in like this? 289 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,932 -(grunts) -All right, but I don't know 290 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,827 -if I can do it for 21 days. -Oh, you're so busy? 291 00:10:03,845 --> 00:10:07,180 Anyway, I'm thinking Teddy the Sea Sponge is our nemesis 292 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,349 because he absorbed our parents to death. 293 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,258 Mom, how many sponges do we have? 294 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,002 'Cause we're gonna need all of them plus 300. 295 00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:16,005 Tina, Gene, you need to cancel all your plans. 296 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:18,116 We have to be completely devoted to this. 297 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,026 -BOTH: Uh... -You're right, that's not enough. 298 00:10:20,178 --> 00:10:23,121 Freakishly devoted to this. Now let's get to work. 299 00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:25,940 -(roars) -♪ Freakishly devoted ♪ 300 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,700 -Hello, ma'am. How are you? -(both grunt) 301 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,127 -♪ Freakishly devoted ♪ -Aah! 302 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,778 -♪ Freakishly devoted... ♪ -(both grunt) 303 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,873 LOUISE: Did you know sea cucumbers shoot sticky threads 304 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,634 from their butts as a form of defense? 305 00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:37,193 They look like butt noodles. 306 00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:38,803 -We're definitely doing that. -(groans) 307 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,472 -♪ Freakishly devoted! ♪ -Oof! -LOUISE: And then we 308 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:41,306 all climb on the ropes, 309 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:42,548 jump at the Sinister Sea Sponge, 310 00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,534 which we'll totally nail, he catches us, 311 00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:46,478 -spins around and we take him down. -(grunting) 312 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:48,554 We call it the Triple Cuke Nuke. 313 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,707 All I'm gonna say is of all the acts I have, 314 00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:52,984 yours is the one I'm the most worried about. 315 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,152 -Okay. -Makes sense. 316 00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:55,636 And the Sinister Sea Sponge 317 00:10:55,805 --> 00:11:00,216 has one of the baby cukes caught up in his spin cycle. 318 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,810 Kill him! What? I got to floss after I eat. 319 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,996 21-day habit. I just had popcorn. 320 00:11:05,073 --> 00:11:06,406 Oh, okay. You turned away. 321 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,984 Uh-oh! He's got all three sea cukes 322 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,318 cornered at the post. 323 00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:13,229 -(roars) -It doesn't look good. -(kids shouting) 324 00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:15,231 CAROL: But wait-- the sea cucumbers 325 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,401 just pulled noodles from their butts, 326 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,752 which, I believe, is their natural, 327 00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:21,404 biological form of defense. 328 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,755 And now the sea cukes are stunning 329 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,091 the Sinister Sea Sponge 330 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,519 with their super-charged toxic butt noodles! 331 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,245 Aah! Butt noodles! 332 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:31,414 Triple Cuke Nuke. Now! 333 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,933 -Finish him! -LOUISE: Jump! 334 00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:35,527 (all shouting, grunting) 335 00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:37,420 Call the coast guard! 336 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,847 An amazing feat that kind of worked. 337 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,183 Give it up for the Barbaric 338 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,035 Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers 339 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:46,538 and their deadly butt noodles! 340 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,448 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 341 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,192 (all chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 342 00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,211 Shell yes, you love us! 343 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,438 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 344 00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,173 -Yeah! -Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 345 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,554 That was incredible. Do they give Academy Awards 346 00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,038 -for wrestling? -Don't get me wrong, 347 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,448 I love the attention. 348 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:08,375 But I also think I might need a new tailbone. 349 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,802 Yeah, I thought wrestling was supposed 350 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,712 to be more fake and less bruisey? 351 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,290 That's just our bodies breaking. You'll get used to it. 352 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:15,567 -Cool, cool, cool. -Yay. 353 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,402 And we'll just keep practicing and working harder 354 00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:20,238 until eventually, someone makes action figures of us. 355 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,148 Great, I love practicing more 356 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,743 -and working harder. -Uh-huh. -Mm-hmm. 357 00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:29,305 ♪ You gotta be your best, so you gotta work hard ♪ 358 00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,899 ♪ You gotta work hard to be your best ♪ 359 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,734 ♪ A fire in your heart, noodles in your hand ♪ 360 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:36,813 ♪ Your costumes smell really bad, that's okay ♪ 361 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:39,740 ♪ You gotta be your best, so you gotta work hard ♪ 362 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:43,987 ♪ You gotta work hard to be your best ♪ 363 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,489 ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 364 00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:49,675 Well, guys, the Radioactive Barbaric Baby Sea Cucumbers 365 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:53,346 have become the fan favorites of Crustacean Nation. 366 00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:56,441 So that's why I'm moving you to the end of the show. 367 00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,184 You guys are gonna be the closers. 368 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,169 -Seriously? -Wow. So cool. 369 00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,613 Um, hey just curious. 370 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,932 How many more shows are we, um, going to be doing, exactly? 371 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,434 Love that question. Very fresh, very now. 372 00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,178 Well, we've got our residency at the rec center 373 00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:11,531 for another couple of weeks, and then we go on the road. 374 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:14,441 -Fantastic. -Great... -You don't say? 375 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,985 Okay, well, I got to go spray-paint 376 00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:17,295 angry eyebrows on an isopod. 377 00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,372 See you at the next practice, show closers. 378 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,857 -Bye, Carol! -Bye, Carol. -Bye, Carol. 379 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,708 Show closers? Is this real? 380 00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:24,302 Is this happening? Tina, slap me. 381 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,453 -Uh, fake slap or real slap? -Real slap. 382 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,197 -(grunts) -Ow. Should've said fake slap. 383 00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,700 -But yeah. -BOTH: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 384 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,369 -Hey, everybody. -Hey, Teddy. -Hi, Teddy. 385 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,146 -There he is. -You're looking a little stiff, Teddy. 386 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,463 -You okay? -Oh, sure. 387 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,724 Just, uh, being a Sinister Sea Sponge 388 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,485 is kind of doing a number on my back. 389 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,211 -What number? -Well, good news, Teddy. 390 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:45,156 -Gene, Tina, drumroll? -(both imitating drumroll) 391 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:48,551 We got asked to headline the show next week. 392 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,810 Oh, that's great. 393 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,055 Linda, can I get a straw for my coffee? 394 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:53,739 I can't tilt my head so good. 395 00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:55,149 Sure. Lunges! (grunting) 396 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,668 W-What's going on? W-What are What are you doing? 397 00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:59,228 I'm getting my heart rate up. It's my new habit. 398 00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:00,505 Short bursts of intense exercise. 399 00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:02,990 -BOB: Hmm. -I've been lunging everywhere. 400 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,250 It's a fun way to get around. 401 00:14:04,402 --> 00:14:05,993 Okay, time to head to practice. 402 00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,403 We're going in a little early today 403 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,681 so we can work on nailing the Triple Cuke Nuke, 404 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:10,849 which will probably become 405 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,592 the most famous wrestling move in history, 406 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,244 once we can do it without one of us falling on their face 407 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:16,429 and Gene farting that one time. 408 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,672 Um, I was sort of hoping to take a break 409 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,174 from one or two practices 410 00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:22,694 to do anything else for a little bit. 411 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,937 -What? -Yeah, this wrestling stuff is all the time. 412 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,014 I've already cut out homework, but now 413 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,092 -my TV-watching is starting to suffer. -Whoa, whoa, guys. 414 00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:31,703 We've found something that we're really good at. 415 00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:34,372 And that thing is dressing up like sea cucumbers 416 00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:35,707 and fighting each other. 417 00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:36,875 So now we just have to become 418 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,784 the best at it we possibly can be. 419 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,545 -We owe it to the world. -Ugh, fine. 420 00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:43,122 But the world better send us an amazing thank-you card. 421 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,699 -Squats! And squat, and squat. -Aah! That was loud. 422 00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:47,385 Okay, first night as closers. 423 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:49,445 Just do exactly what we did in practice, but way better 424 00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:52,281 and different and correctly and without crying, Teddy. 425 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,117 I know you're passionate, but come on. 426 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,709 -Right. (moans) -Okay. 427 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,044 Let's go set up the stroller. 428 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,213 Teddy, I'll see you on the other side. 429 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,215 -Heaven? -No, in the ring? 430 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:02,734 Sure. I'm not gonna die. 431 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:05,311 It's fine that we closed the restaurant for this, right? 432 00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:07,238 Is this what it's like when your kids do sports? 433 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,555 -Is this sports? -Sorry, Bob, 434 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,241 I didn't listen to what you just said. 435 00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,635 -I'm trying to be in the moment. -No, I-I know. 436 00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,412 -This is the habit that's gonna stick. -Mm-hmm. 437 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,397 Because all I have to do is be mindful. 438 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,082 -And in the moment. -Are you supposed to keep saying 439 00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:20,309 you're being in the moment when you're being in the moment? 440 00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,735 Leave me alone! Moment. 441 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,255 CAROL: Ooh! Maximum Mussel really brought the muscle 442 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,332 -to the Horseshoe Hurricane. -(groans) 443 00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:28,075 -Oh, boy. -CAROL: All right, 444 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,411 time for the final fight: 445 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,597 your favorite violent sea veggies. 446 00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:33,747 Let's bring 'em out! 447 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,175 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 448 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,751 (all chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 449 00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:40,421 Guys, we are butt noodle gods. Let's give them a show. 450 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,165 -Time to go cucular. -BOTH: Okay. 451 00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,776 -(shouting) -And here they are. It's the Barbaric 452 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:48,429 Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers. 453 00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:51,357 -(grunting) -CAROL: Oh, shells bells. 454 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,284 The sea cucumbers' archnemesis is back. 455 00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:56,270 Will the Sinister Sea Sponge wipe the ocean floor 456 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,181 -with these babies? -(grunting) 457 00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:01,626 -(grunting, shouting) -♪ ♪ 458 00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:05,371 (grunting) 459 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,298 (distorted): Oh! 460 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,876 And here come the butt noodles. Oh, 461 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,120 they're going into the Whirlpool of Pain. 462 00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:15,122 -Round and round they go. -(Teddy grunting) 463 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,366 When they stop, he's gonna know. 464 00:16:17,385 --> 00:16:18,884 Teddy, you got to pick me up now. 465 00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,886 Right, right. 466 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,371 Aah! My back! 467 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,148 -Teddy. Oh, no! -(Teddy grunts) 468 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,042 It's okay. I'm okay. 469 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,302 Nope. I'm seizing up. Oh... 470 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,988 BOB: Wait, is Teddy really hurt? 471 00:16:30,215 --> 00:16:31,823 I-Is this real or fake? 472 00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,141 And the Sea Sponge took a big hit. 473 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,235 And it isn't getting up. 474 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,979 And not in a super fun way. 475 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,482 -Uh-oh. -Just, uh, keep whirlpooling. 476 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,909 (chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 477 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,628 -(groaning) -Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 478 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,158 -(groaning) -How long do we have to do this? 479 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,844 I think it's making him better. 480 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,253 Eh, no, it's not. 481 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,738 Just keep going. We're the closers. 482 00:16:55,757 --> 00:16:57,664 Always be closing. 483 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,924 -(horn blows) -Sorry, folks. 484 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,760 I think we have to stop this fight early. 485 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,854 -We've got an injured Sea Sponge. -(audience booing) 486 00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:05,264 -EDITH: Get up, Sea Sponge! -No! 487 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:08,175 Don't stop the show. I-I'll fight. 488 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,752 I'll fight. Ow, ow, ow, ow. 489 00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:11,254 Okay, sorry. That's it, folks. 490 00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,256 No, please. Keep going. 491 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,258 -Honor my memory. -Wait. Uh... 492 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:16,942 Ooh, oh, oh. The Sinister Sea Sponge 493 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:20,279 is being joined in the ring by that guy. 494 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,265 Uh, w-what? Me? 495 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:23,783 Yes. Come in, come in. 496 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,526 Oh, God. Uh, okay. 497 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,878 Oh. All right. 498 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,715 It seems like an average human is now entering the ring. 499 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,383 Definitely all a part of the show. 500 00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,110 (whispers): Teddy, I'm just gonna gently... 501 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,369 -Sorry, sorry. -(grunts) 502 00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:37,037 Put this on. (loud): Whoa! 503 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,966 It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's evil brother, 504 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,301 Sponge Hat. 505 00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,563 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna get you, Sea Cucumbers. 506 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,899 For hurting my brother's back. 507 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,067 Aw, we're brothers. 508 00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,476 I conch believe it. 509 00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:53,296 It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's brother, 510 00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:55,648 ready to exact his revenge, 511 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,651 in the form of wrestling, I hope? 512 00:17:58,803 --> 00:17:59,802 Oh, boy. 513 00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,579 (whispering): (grunts) Dad, 514 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,397 we got to do our big final move. 515 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,565 The Triple Cuke Nuke. 516 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,567 We're gonna jump from the ropes... (grunts) 517 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,088 ...and you catch us, spin around with all three of us on you, 518 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,923 and then fall down, okay? 519 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,425 Wait, what? All three of you? I-I can't. 520 00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,485 Sure you can, you big strong boy. 521 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:17,987 You can do it, Bobby. 522 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:20,323 No, I'm not you, I can't catch three kids and then spin. 523 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:23,175 No, I know. I was just trying to be nice. 524 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,493 Wait, what if your mother comes on stage 525 00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,420 -and we go back-to-back? -That could work. 526 00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:30,441 And, oh, no, here comes Sponge Hat's... 527 00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,335 -evil... sister. -Wife. 528 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,837 -Sister wife. -Come on, sister wife. 529 00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,263 -Oh. Excuse me. -LOUISE: Yeah. 530 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,007 -CAROL: Wow! Okay. -Excuse me. 531 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,435 So now we've got another surprise person-fighter. 532 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,512 Just crab-tacular. 533 00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:44,938 -(Teddy groans) -Sorry, sorry. -Yes! 534 00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:48,534 I am the sister wife of the evil brother. 535 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:51,111 Sponge-Boob Square-Bra. 536 00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:52,779 -Nice. -Lin, the kids are gonna jump on us 537 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,024 and we have to catch them, spin around and then fall. 538 00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,542 -Oh, boy. Okay. -Oh, God, oh, God. 539 00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:58,177 LINDA: I'm in the moment, I'm in the moment, 540 00:18:58,254 --> 00:18:59,453 -I'm in the moment... -BOB: Oh, God... 541 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,197 Now! 542 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,474 (all yelling) 543 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:09,388 LOUISE (distorted): We're doing it! 544 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,056 (all grunt) 545 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,042 CAROL: What an incredible finish! 546 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:16,154 The Barbaric Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers 547 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,898 finally landed their signature move. 548 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:22,851 And the sponge family is hung out to dry. 549 00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,811 -Yeah! We did it! -Yeah! 550 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,497 Yeah! Ha, ha, ha! 551 00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:27,907 Wow, this is great. 552 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,168 Can someone drive me to my chiropractor's, please? 553 00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:31,669 How you doing, Teddy? 554 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,412 You think you'll be on your feet for next Saturday? 555 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,173 -Yep. In theory. -Yeah, well, whatever you come up with, 556 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,674 I want it in my ring. 557 00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:40,085 Yeah, the thing is, Carol, this was actually our last show. 558 00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:41,512 -ALL: What? -Yeah. Sorry. 559 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,682 I loved this so much and we worked so hard. 560 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,259 But I don't think the band is gonna be able to stay together. 561 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,428 We burned bright, but it couldn't last. 562 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,931 -Really? -Yeah. It was only a matter of time 563 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,858 before we destroyed our tiny bodies. 564 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,694 And Teddy lost his ability to stand or move. 565 00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,422 I mean, some of us complained a little, or a lot, 566 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:00,940 but I'm glad you pushed us, Louise. 567 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,608 Even though it was annoying sometimes. 568 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,943 Uh, most of the time. 569 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,095 'Cause tonight, we made something beautiful, 570 00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,097 -sort of? -I mean, it was kind of beautiful. 571 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:11,116 -I thought it was beautiful. -Anyway, we definitely won't be able 572 00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:12,935 to do the Triple Cuke Nuke again. 573 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,378 And Teddy almost died. 574 00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:15,938 -Oh, God, is he dead? -Nope, nope. 575 00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,882 -Just resting my eyes. -Oh, phew. 576 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:21,277 Yeah, so, thank you for the opportunity. 577 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,536 (whispers): I'll work on 'em. We'll be back. 578 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,204 (regular volume): But, uh, we are done. 579 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,890 Wow. You guys are bad parents. 580 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,225 You should make your kids wrestle. 581 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:28,893 -I'm kidding. You seem great. -No, no. 582 00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,135 You-you were right the first time. 583 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:31,470 We get that a lot. 584 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,047 You know, I do kind of appreciate wrestling now. 585 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,142 Now that I've done it. But I never want to do it again. 586 00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:39,144 And my body is mad at me. 587 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,463 Your body's probably mad at you 588 00:20:40,481 --> 00:20:42,222 for all sorts of reasons, Father. 589 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,557 Thank you, Louise. So, Lin, 590 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,392 are you sticking with this in-the-moment stuff? 591 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:48,320 -You seemed sort of that tonight. -Nope. I'm done. 592 00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:50,414 My new habit is to just keep all my old habits. 593 00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,324 I'm sick of all this capricious habit switching. 594 00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,085 Ooh, I used it right! Maybe. 595 00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,753 LOUISE: Ugh. We smell pretty bad. 596 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,813 Should we throw these costumes away? 597 00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:59,498 GENE: No, they're gonna be my bridesmaids dresses. 598 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,167 ♪ Crustacean Nation Wrestling Federation ♪ 599 00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:03,910 ♪ It's a bunch of big crustaceans ♪ 600 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,504 ♪ Fighting other big crustaceans ♪ 601 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,080 ♪ Just 'cause they're really big ♪ 602 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,766 ♪ Doesn't mean they can't fight ♪ 603 00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:10,268 ♪ Kicking krill and taking names ♪ 604 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,661 ♪ It's a shell of a sight ♪ 605 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,996 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 606 00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:15,514 ♪ Wrestling Federation ♪ 607 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,774 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 608 00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:18,501 ♪ Wrestling Federation ♪ 609 00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:19,835 ♪ Kicking krill and taking names ♪ 610 00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:21,279 ♪ It's a shell of a sight ♪ 611 00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:23,022 ♪ Just because they're so big ♪ 612 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,116 ♪ Doesn't mean they can't fight ♪ 613 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,600 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 614 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,268 ♪ Wrestling Federation ♪ 615 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:29,436 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 616 00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:31,104 ♪ Wrestling Federation. ♪ 617 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,606 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 618 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,959 and TOYOTA.