1 00:00:02,839 --> 00:00:05,077 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:23,915 -Hi. -Hey, Tina. How was Thundergirls? 3 00:00:24,015 --> 00:00:27,054 (groans loudly) 4 00:00:27,121 --> 00:00:28,490 -So... good? -No! 5 00:00:28,591 --> 00:00:31,095 My future is ruined! I did Thundergirls all wrong! 6 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:32,832 I'm a Thundergirl disgrace! 7 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,302 A "BlunderGirl"? Sorry. 8 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,605 -(toilet flushing) -What happened? 9 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:37,007 I was in the bathroom and I heard yelling. 10 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,443 How come there's always someone yelling 11 00:00:38,511 --> 00:00:39,478 when I'm trying to use the bathroom? 12 00:00:39,546 --> 00:00:40,582 Family tradition? 13 00:00:40,648 --> 00:00:42,017 I'm just upset because my future is a sick joke 14 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,186 and it's all my fault. 15 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:45,658 Okay, tell me about it, Tina. Tell Mama. 16 00:00:45,725 --> 00:00:47,929 I'm just gonna casually zip up my fly while you're talking. 17 00:00:48,029 --> 00:00:49,533 -Go ahead, sweetie. -(zipper closes) 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,535 Tonight at Thundergirls, 19 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:52,204 after we made some pretty badass bookmarks, 20 00:00:52,271 --> 00:00:53,941 we were all heading out the door to go home 21 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:55,645 when Troop Leader Ginny said she wanted to talk to me. 22 00:00:55,712 --> 00:00:57,749 Tina, hey. I've been meaning to talk to you. 23 00:00:57,816 --> 00:01:00,555 Have you given any thought to pursuing your Lightning Sash? 24 00:01:00,622 --> 00:01:02,926 Oh, I mean, the Lightning Sash is 25 00:01:02,993 --> 00:01:04,328 the highest sash in Thundergirls. 26 00:01:04,428 --> 00:01:06,366 -You need a lot of badges to earn that. -Correct. 27 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:09,071 So, I figured getting it would be... hard? 28 00:01:09,171 --> 00:01:11,309 It is! But so worth it. 29 00:01:11,442 --> 00:01:13,113 Colleges look at the Lightning Sash. 30 00:01:13,179 --> 00:01:15,919 NASA likes the Lightning Sash on a résumé. 31 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:17,689 So do Fortune 500 companies. 32 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:19,626 I know what, um, those are... 33 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:22,498 The top 500 fortune cookie companies? 34 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:25,838 If I were you, I'd get on it. Look, you're one of our more... 35 00:01:25,939 --> 00:01:27,943 -seasoned Thundergirls. -Thank you? 36 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:29,579 But for someone so seasoned, 37 00:01:29,646 --> 00:01:31,449 you are way behind on your badge count. 38 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,286 Course I was too at your age. 39 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:35,591 But you buckled down and got your Lightning Sash? 40 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:36,694 I did not. 41 00:01:36,794 --> 00:01:39,065 And I regret it every day of my damn life. 42 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:41,135 Sorry for swearing, a Thundergirl never swears. 43 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,073 Good story. Especially the profanity. 44 00:01:43,139 --> 00:01:45,110 I was mostly distracted by Mom's fly. 45 00:01:45,177 --> 00:01:47,147 Yeah, you did not do a great job, Lin. 46 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:49,285 Okay, okay, there. It's all the way up. 47 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:51,022 -(chuckles) It-It's not. -Oh. 48 00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:52,859 What the hell's going on with these pants? 49 00:01:52,926 --> 00:01:54,161 Anyway, keep talking, Tina. 50 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:56,533 So, you want to get this Lightning Sash thing? 51 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,169 Now I do. (groans) 52 00:01:58,236 --> 00:01:59,773 I-I've just been having fun at Thundergirls when 53 00:01:59,873 --> 00:02:01,476 I should have been thinking about how it could mold 54 00:02:01,543 --> 00:02:03,346 -my whole entire future. -That's what you get 55 00:02:03,413 --> 00:02:04,549 for being such a party animal. 56 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:05,985 Wait, so how many badges do you need 57 00:02:06,052 --> 00:02:07,789 -for your Lightning Sash? -25. 58 00:02:07,856 --> 00:02:09,358 And how many do you have? 59 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:12,131 Six. Including the badge you get just for joining Thundergirls. 60 00:02:12,197 --> 00:02:13,233 The joiner badge. 61 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,437 Aw, my little Jackie Joyner-Kersee. 62 00:02:15,505 --> 00:02:17,141 And you've been a Thundergirl forever, 63 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,846 so at this rate, by the time you get 25 badges, 64 00:02:19,946 --> 00:02:21,817 you'll be... a million years old? 65 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:23,253 Oh, no! That's too old. 66 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,925 Tina, listen, you can still get your lightning thingy. 67 00:02:25,992 --> 00:02:28,463 You're just gonna have to pick up the pace a bit, you know? 68 00:02:28,531 --> 00:02:30,000 -You're right. -Thattagirl! 69 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,137 I'll earn a badge a day. Starting tomorrow. 70 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:33,741 A badge a day? 71 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:35,043 Yep. The sooner I get it done, 72 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,245 the sooner I can get my out-of-control life 73 00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:37,247 back on track. 74 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:38,483 -Oh, boy. -Okay... 75 00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:40,120 Let's go alphabetically. Archery badge. 76 00:02:40,187 --> 00:02:41,590 I can rip through that one really fast. 77 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,159 Yes, please, can we be an archery family? 78 00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:45,798 Uh, I mean, "ripping through archery" 79 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,001 just sounds like a bad idea. 80 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,305 Rapping through archery though, that could be something. 81 00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:51,610 What rhymes with "archery"? "Fart-chery"? 82 00:02:51,677 --> 00:02:52,779 Okay, how about, uh... 83 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:53,914 bird-watching? That's easy. 84 00:02:54,015 --> 00:02:56,019 Oh, uh, you know, I dabbled 85 00:02:56,152 --> 00:02:58,156 in bird-watching once. Well, by dabbled, I mean 86 00:02:58,223 --> 00:03:00,360 I bought a bird guide and put it up on the shelf 87 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:01,830 and looked up at it sometimes. 88 00:03:01,897 --> 00:03:03,601 That's great because the Thundergirl Handbook says 89 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:05,337 we'll need a bird guide. And also binoculars. 90 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:07,374 We used to have binoculars. What happened to those? 91 00:03:07,441 --> 00:03:09,478 They're in my room. I use them to spy on my feet 92 00:03:09,579 --> 00:03:11,482 while I lie in bed. Where's my badge? 93 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:13,621 Great. I'll go to the park tomorrow to see some birds. 94 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:15,591 Dad, bird-man? You're coming with. 95 00:03:15,658 --> 00:03:16,760 Oh, uh, okay. 96 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:19,031 I mean, I should stay at the restaurant, but... 97 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,635 bird-watching does sound relaxing. 98 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:22,271 Uh, you know, I've been a little stressed lately. 99 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:24,341 You mean, all the time every day, all day long? 100 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:26,446 -And when you sleep. -Yeah, pretty much. -TINA: Great. 101 00:03:26,513 --> 00:03:28,349 I'm gonna get my Lightning Sash and have a good future 102 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:29,786 and it's all gonna be fine. 103 00:03:29,853 --> 00:03:31,724 Oh, and Mom? Your fly is somehow all the way down again. 104 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,694 Oh, wow. Maybe this is just how it is now 105 00:03:33,761 --> 00:03:35,430 and I'm gonna have to buy cuter underwear. 106 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:37,267 TINA: All right, Dad. 107 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,171 I'm looking at the time and it's bird o'clock. 108 00:03:39,238 --> 00:03:40,908 Hey, Bob, aren't you kind of afraid of birds? 109 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:43,881 I was. But I realized they aren't trying to kill me, 110 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:45,383 and now I'm fine with them. 111 00:03:45,484 --> 00:03:46,854 If they don't get too close to me. 112 00:03:46,987 --> 00:03:48,156 Like me with salads. 113 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:50,661 Not to be rude, but did you hear when I said it was bird o'clock? 114 00:03:50,762 --> 00:03:52,832 It's almost bird-thirty now, so... 115 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,603 Tina, easy. But okay, we can go. 116 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,607 Bye! I'll be here if you need me. 117 00:03:56,673 --> 00:03:59,211 Uh... I figured. Linda, thanks for covering. 118 00:03:59,278 --> 00:04:01,817 You're welcome. Say "hi" to the birds for me. 119 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:03,420 Or flip 'em the bird. Ha! 120 00:04:03,521 --> 00:04:04,856 -Uh, okay. -That'd be funny 121 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:06,426 'cause they're also birds. 122 00:04:07,161 --> 00:04:08,664 So, how does this work exactly? 123 00:04:08,764 --> 00:04:10,701 I have to observe 15 different types of wild birds, 124 00:04:10,768 --> 00:04:12,605 identify them by name, and write them down. 125 00:04:12,672 --> 00:04:14,475 Well, good thing we have my bird book. 126 00:04:14,543 --> 00:04:17,080 For the identifying part. Really glad I bought this... 127 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:18,784 -(book creaks) -so long ago. 128 00:04:18,918 --> 00:04:20,287 Did it make a noise when you opened it? 129 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:22,692 Yeah. Because it's never been opened. 130 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:24,161 Probably thought it never would be. 131 00:04:24,228 --> 00:04:25,531 I bet some new birds have come out 132 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,267 since that was published. (gasps) Look! 133 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,038 -BOB: Oh, yeah. -TINA: A black hopper bird. 134 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,808 You-you mean... a crow? 135 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,179 -Right. A crow. Sorry, I choked. -That-That's okay. 136 00:04:33,246 --> 00:04:36,419 One bird type down. 14 types to go. 137 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,254 "Crow." 138 00:04:37,354 --> 00:04:39,091 Uh... Yep, that was a crow. 139 00:04:39,158 --> 00:04:41,062 "American crow," technically. 140 00:04:41,129 --> 00:04:43,233 "Widespread. Numerous in cities. 141 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:44,301 Of the genus Corvus..." 142 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:45,838 -Got it, Dad. -Yep. 143 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:49,178 ♪ ♪ 144 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,480 ♪ Birds ♪ 145 00:04:50,982 --> 00:04:52,919 ♪ Bird ♪ 146 00:04:52,986 --> 00:04:56,225 ♪ Bird, bird ♪ 147 00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:57,094 ♪ Bird. ♪ 148 00:04:57,194 --> 00:04:59,599 (groans) Where's all the friggin' birds? 149 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,002 I mean, we saw Bruce the goose, 150 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,337 but then like ten different crows. 151 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:03,941 Or maybe the same crow ten different times? 152 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:06,212 Yeah, what is this, a Counting Crows concert? 153 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:07,080 -What? -Nothing. 154 00:05:07,114 --> 00:05:08,584 TINA: We're not on schedule here. 155 00:05:08,651 --> 00:05:10,086 BOB: Didn't we also see a pigeon? 156 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:12,357 Yeah. Plus that little brown bird. 157 00:05:12,424 --> 00:05:13,727 What did we think that was? 158 00:05:13,861 --> 00:05:14,896 Sparrow, maybe? 159 00:05:14,963 --> 00:05:16,399 It was hard to get a clear ID. 160 00:05:16,465 --> 00:05:17,702 (groans) That's another thing: 161 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:19,338 why do they have to fly around so much? 162 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:21,275 We need like 11 more species! 163 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:22,512 Oh, look, a ranger. 164 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:23,581 Is that a type of bird? Where? 165 00:05:23,647 --> 00:05:25,283 No, I-I mean, a park ranger. 166 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,419 Who works here. 167 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:28,089 TINA: Oh. It's Ranger Matthew Dainko. 168 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:30,695 Maybe he can point us to where the cool bird hangouts are. 169 00:05:30,728 --> 00:05:32,665 He fricking better! Sorry. I'll calm down. 170 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,703 Uh, excuse me? Ranger Dainko? 171 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:35,671 Can I help you? 172 00:05:35,771 --> 00:05:37,575 Maybe. Um, I'm here working toward 173 00:05:37,675 --> 00:05:39,011 my Thundergirls Lightning Sash. 174 00:05:39,111 --> 00:05:41,282 Are you trying to earn your trash clean-up badge? 175 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:42,685 Oh, no. Sorry. 176 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:44,188 Ah. Then I'll, uh... carry on. 177 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:46,693 But-but actually I'm trying to earn my birding badge? 178 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,533 Oh! Well, you came to the right place. 179 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,337 It's like Grand Central Station for birds around here, 180 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:54,375 with all the species passing through 181 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,745 on their migration routes. 182 00:05:55,811 --> 00:05:57,682 I've seen common starlings, house finches, 183 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:59,953 cedar waxwings-- that's my spark bird. 184 00:06:00,053 --> 00:06:01,289 Your what? 185 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:02,457 Spark bird, 186 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:04,094 the bird that got me interested in birding. 187 00:06:04,161 --> 00:06:06,667 A waxwing showed up outside the ranger station 188 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,936 one day when I was at a... 189 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:10,073 vulnerable place in my personal life. 190 00:06:10,173 --> 00:06:11,944 -What was wrong? -Maybe we shouldn't get into it. 191 00:06:12,044 --> 00:06:13,346 No, no, no, no, no, it's okay. 192 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:15,150 I had just gotten the worst haircut of my life. 193 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,789 -Oh. -I mean, this was here. 194 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,358 Huh. That sounds awful. 195 00:06:19,425 --> 00:06:21,295 I stared at that waxwing for half an hour. 196 00:06:21,362 --> 00:06:23,834 Just feeling my feelings, you know? 197 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:25,370 (crying): Uh-oh. 198 00:06:25,437 --> 00:06:26,907 Uh, are you okay? 199 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,613 Eh, let's not talk about waxwings. Or bad haircuts. 200 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:32,251 Hey, say you wanted to see a lot of different birds 201 00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:33,787 in a really, really short time. 202 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:35,390 Really short time. What would you do? 203 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:38,029 Well, birding's about being present. 204 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:39,799 You know, slowing down. 205 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,335 -Great. -Some people come out here 206 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,273 and just want it to happen fast, so they pull out 207 00:06:43,339 --> 00:06:45,143 all sorts of dirty little tricks. 208 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,245 Go on... 209 00:06:46,345 --> 00:06:47,347 Well, you know, 210 00:06:47,447 --> 00:06:49,018 some people use recorded bird calls. 211 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:50,020 That's frowned upon. 212 00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:51,222 Oh, yeah. That's terrible. 213 00:06:51,289 --> 00:06:52,859 And then there's the punks that bait. 214 00:06:52,926 --> 00:06:55,063 -They "bait"? -Yeah, they put out a bunch of food, 215 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,533 then watch the birds roll in. 216 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,936 It's not sporting. 217 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,574 And as everyone knows, you don't feed wild animals. 218 00:07:00,641 --> 00:07:02,512 That's a big old no-no. 219 00:07:02,545 --> 00:07:03,847 Yeah, sure, totally. (chuckles) 220 00:07:03,948 --> 00:07:05,685 I see anyone doing that in this park, 221 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:07,287 I'm slapping them with a fine. 222 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:08,657 Good to know, good to know, good to know. 223 00:07:08,757 --> 00:07:10,293 Yeah. Thank you, Ranger Dainko. 224 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,632 Uh, could you recommend any specific spots 225 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,468 that are good for bird-watching? 226 00:07:14,536 --> 00:07:17,341 'Cause where we've been has been... not that. 227 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:19,278 Well, you could always try the meadow. 228 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:21,182 You just follow that path, go to the right, 229 00:07:21,248 --> 00:07:22,619 and then stay along the wood line. 230 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:24,254 -Anyway, happy birding. -Thank you. -Thanks. 231 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:26,560 Okay, so now we know what not to do. 232 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,298 Uh-huh. Or do we know what not not to do? 233 00:07:29,398 --> 00:07:30,501 Mm. Mm-mm. 234 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,404 Would you say this is your best bread for baiting birds? 235 00:07:32,471 --> 00:07:34,943 -What? -We'll take it. -Oh, my God. 236 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:40,420 Tina, the ranger said you shouldn't bait them. 237 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:41,823 So, let's not do that 238 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:44,663 and just use the bread for... sandwiches? 239 00:07:44,729 --> 00:07:46,198 He'll never catch us, okay? 240 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:47,535 We can say we're having a picnic. 241 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:48,771 A bread picnic. 242 00:07:48,871 --> 00:07:50,206 Also, how's your phone reception here? 243 00:07:50,273 --> 00:07:52,010 Want to pull up some bird calls from the Internet? 244 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:53,313 Maybe a fun playlist? 245 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:54,516 Tina, I really don't want us to get caught 246 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:55,818 and then have to pay a fine. 247 00:07:55,885 --> 00:07:57,822 Dad, I can either get my Lightning Sash 248 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,726 and do well in life or not get it, and-and... 249 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:01,697 never get into a good college and never achieve my dreams! 250 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:05,738 Okay, okay. I guess it will just be feeding birds. 251 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:07,174 People do that all the time, right? 252 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,612 Sure. And people also just casually play bird calls 253 00:08:09,713 --> 00:08:10,948 from their phone. 254 00:08:11,015 --> 00:08:13,019 So that birds can hear how great they sound. 255 00:08:13,086 --> 00:08:14,321 Could you cue 'em up? 256 00:08:14,421 --> 00:08:15,423 Uh... yep. 257 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,361 LOUISE: I'm just gonna say it... 258 00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:18,731 this day could be more fun. 259 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,133 Shall I do a little dance? 260 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,304 You've already done so many of those today. 261 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,709 What if you dare me to do something? 262 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:26,345 Like, dare you to dream? 263 00:08:26,445 --> 00:08:29,485 No. What if you dare me to... put this napkin 264 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,222 on Teddy's shoulder without him noticing? 265 00:08:31,288 --> 00:08:33,292 Ah, the old napkin shoulder. Classic. 266 00:08:33,393 --> 00:08:36,365 Okay, you dared me to do it, I'm doing it. I feel so alive. 267 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:39,138 Teddy, old buddy, old pal. How's tricks? 268 00:08:39,238 --> 00:08:40,908 Oh, hey, Louise. I'm doing good. 269 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:42,477 A little anxious. Might be all the coffee. 270 00:08:42,578 --> 00:08:43,914 I think I might need some more coffee 271 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:45,450 just to kind of push past it, you know? 272 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:47,287 Get to that place where nothing matters anymore. 273 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:49,224 Great. Well, keep up the good work. 274 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,360 More coffee, Teddy? 275 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,698 You betcha, yes, please. Toot-toot! 276 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,502 Or decaf, we have decaf... 277 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:55,538 I'd rather be dead! 278 00:08:55,638 --> 00:08:56,773 Okay, okay. 279 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:58,076 I might not fill up the whole cup. 280 00:08:58,176 --> 00:08:59,946 Hey, how come you got a napkin on your shoulder? 281 00:09:00,013 --> 00:09:02,184 Huh? Oh. Did I put that there this morning? 282 00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:03,554 Do I have one there a lot? 283 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:04,622 -(chuckles) -Hmm. 284 00:09:04,656 --> 00:09:05,925 Now it's my turn to dare you. 285 00:09:06,058 --> 00:09:08,429 Now dare's an idea! Eh? Nailed it. 286 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:09,766 (bird calls playing over phone) 287 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:10,868 Little louder with the bird calls? 288 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,003 Let's hear those "cheep-cheeps" 289 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,005 in the cheap seats, huh? 290 00:09:13,139 --> 00:09:13,907 What bird call is that? 291 00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:15,878 "Exotic Birds of the Amazon." 292 00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:19,151 I-I think the one video ended and this played automatically. 293 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:20,386 Maybe exotic is good? 294 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,324 Birds will think they're on vacation? 295 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,161 Um, what are you doing with the crumbs? 296 00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:26,198 Making a smiley face. If you were a bird, 297 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,236 would you fly past a smiley face made of bread crumbs? 298 00:09:28,336 --> 00:09:30,006 -Probably not? -Okay then. 299 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,010 How are you at emoji silly tongues? 300 00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:33,179 I mean... not great. 301 00:09:33,246 --> 00:09:34,649 Just do what you can. 302 00:09:34,716 --> 00:09:36,185 Kids? Order's up! 303 00:09:36,252 --> 00:09:37,220 -Little help? -Coming! 304 00:09:37,287 --> 00:09:38,791 You're on. Make it good. 305 00:09:38,857 --> 00:09:40,293 I'm always on, honey! 306 00:09:40,427 --> 00:09:42,197 Your burger, madam. Young sir... 307 00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:43,567 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 308 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,038 And, uh... Do you have a diaper you could spare? 309 00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,073 Excuse me? 310 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,944 I said, "Do you have a spare diaper?" 311 00:09:49,077 --> 00:09:51,415 For my cute little bottom that needs to go poo-poo. 312 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:53,319 -There I did it, goodbye! -"Poo-poo." 313 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:55,223 -I'm a genius. -(Linda clears throat) 314 00:09:55,323 --> 00:09:57,628 Gene. Louise. In here, now. 315 00:09:57,695 --> 00:09:59,331 -Crap. -Don't feel bad. 316 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:00,601 Potty training is hard. 317 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,703 She's right. 318 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:03,406 I know what you kids are doing. 319 00:10:03,507 --> 00:10:05,043 -It was all Gene's idea. -What? 320 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,178 You're doing dares. 321 00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:07,414 I know, it's awful. 322 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,084 That's what I kept trying to tell Gene. 323 00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:10,386 Shush. What I want to know 324 00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:11,890 is why didn't you ask me to play? 325 00:10:11,957 --> 00:10:12,925 Uh... huh? 326 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,696 Wait, you want us to dare you? 327 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:17,167 Yeah! I do dares. I love dares. 328 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,770 I never said no to one. Ever. 329 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:19,973 Is that a good thing? 330 00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:22,010 Of course it is. When I was growing up, 331 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:24,114 kids in the neighborhood called me "the Dare-y Queen." 332 00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:25,383 -Huh. -Mm. 333 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,454 Well, I called myself that a lot and it kind of caught on. 334 00:10:27,522 --> 00:10:29,859 But hey, this isn't the old neighborhood. We're at work. 335 00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:31,195 So, no bothering the customers 336 00:10:31,295 --> 00:10:32,632 and nothing that makes a big mess, capisce? 337 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,967 We can work with that. 338 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,036 All right, then. 339 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:36,472 Go dream up a good dare for your mother. 340 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:37,340 Make it fun. 341 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,178 I dare you to hug me, woman! 342 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:40,881 Aw, I'll take that dare. 343 00:10:40,948 --> 00:10:43,754 But seriously. Give me a real dare. Better than that. 344 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:46,292 -It's working. -Okay, um, 345 00:10:46,325 --> 00:10:48,095 those are mourning doves. 346 00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:49,097 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 347 00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:51,803 So, yeah. Wow. Should we just walk away 348 00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:54,776 from this bird-baiting area and, you know, try not to do things 349 00:10:54,876 --> 00:10:56,145 that could get us fined? 350 00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:57,682 -But this is going well, Dad. -(bird calling) 351 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,351 And we still have eight bird types left to go. 352 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,654 -Huh. -What? 353 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:01,756 You see that up there? 354 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:02,925 There's sort of a large bird. 355 00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:04,596 TINA: Yeah, that's a big boy. Or girl. 356 00:11:04,662 --> 00:11:06,298 I can't see its, um... N-Never mind. 357 00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:07,502 Can you see its beak? 358 00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,004 Is it more pecky, or rip apart-y? 359 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:11,810 I think it's hooked? So... rip apart-y? 360 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:13,312 (sighs) I'm not sure, 361 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,682 but I think that's a hawk. 362 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,051 Possibly a broad-winged hawk. 363 00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:18,189 TINA: Okay. And it's circling why? 364 00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:19,324 Is it doing laps? 365 00:11:19,391 --> 00:11:20,493 Is this a fitness thing? 366 00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:22,999 I think it's circling because 367 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:25,003 we might've made it easy for it to see 368 00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,540 where its next meal is coming from. 369 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,342 -Oh, no. You mean the doves? -Yup. 370 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:29,378 Birds eat other birds?! 371 00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:30,748 I mean, I guess I knew that 372 00:11:30,814 --> 00:11:32,183 but it seems crazy to me now! 373 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,954 They should be friends, they have so much in common! 374 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,726 Yeah. But eating each other is definitely something they do. 375 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:39,164 No! We can't let this happen! Get away, birds! 376 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,001 Fly away from the smiley face silly tongues! 377 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,437 -It's a trap! -Uh, Tina. 378 00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:43,774 Ranger Matthew Dainko! 379 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,243 Okay, okay. Uh... 380 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,447 I'll just pick up all the crumbs. There's one. 381 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:48,917 -There's one! -Tina, we should go. 382 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:50,888 Just a couple more crumbs. There's one. Oh, so many crumbs. 383 00:11:50,955 --> 00:11:52,792 -Tina! -Okay, coming! 384 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:54,862 -Oh, God! -Uh, yup. 385 00:11:54,929 --> 00:11:56,566 A broad-winged hawk. 386 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,236 Wow, look at this great illustration. 387 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,406 -Huh, huh. -Never mind. -(hawk screeches) 388 00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:05,985 (Tina hyperventilating) 389 00:12:06,085 --> 00:12:08,155 Do you think the dove's gonna be okay? 390 00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:09,391 Yeah. Yeah. 391 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,195 Uh, maybe don't look, though. 392 00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:13,232 Also, Ranger Dainko's walking this way, so, uh... 393 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,470 -Tina, we've got to go. -What have I done?! 394 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,007 -(hyperventilating) -Tina, please. 395 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:19,979 Um, can you make that noise a little quieter? 396 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,683 -(panting quietly) -Thank you. 397 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:22,652 Thank you, that's better. 398 00:12:22,718 --> 00:12:24,522 What the heck happened here? Bread crumbs?! 399 00:12:24,589 --> 00:12:25,724 -(bird call plays) -Oh, no. 400 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,460 The bird call video came back on! 401 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:28,730 How do I mute this thing?! 402 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:29,732 Toucans? 403 00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:30,768 Please stop, phone. 404 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,170 Why are you doing this? 405 00:12:32,304 --> 00:12:34,141 You! You... bad birders! 406 00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:35,978 -Stay right there! -Okay, run! 407 00:12:36,111 --> 00:12:38,717 Excuse me, can you point me to the nearest water fountain? 408 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:40,119 I'm very parched. 409 00:12:40,186 --> 00:12:42,324 (groans) It's-it's over there by the dog run. 410 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,727 The dog run dog run, 411 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,664 or the field where people let their dogs run? 412 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,467 (yells) I don't have time for this! 413 00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:48,670 -Excuse me! -Sorry. 414 00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:52,444 -Dog run dog run! -Thank you. 415 00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,483 Ow! Ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 416 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,253 Yeah, baby! I did the dare! 417 00:12:57,354 --> 00:12:59,091 Hot plates, straight out of the dishwasher. 418 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,928 -Impressive. -I often drop them 419 00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:02,163 even when they're not hot. 420 00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:03,867 Good dare, good dare. Way better than 421 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,838 the "napkin on the shoulder" thing, which, 422 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,273 uh, sorry-- little lowbrow. 423 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,812 Wait, there's another one on there! Dang it! 424 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,048 All right, next dare. 425 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,551 Give it to me. Dare-y Queen's ready! 426 00:13:12,652 --> 00:13:14,689 Okay, I think I might have something. 427 00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:16,325 -Ooh, tell me. -(whispering) 428 00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:18,462 -Interesting. -What is it? What is it? 429 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:19,899 I can tell it's gonna be good. 430 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,337 Well, first you should know it involves a customer. 431 00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:24,308 What? That's one of the rules, Louise. 432 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:27,047 But all the best dares are about humiliating yourself. 433 00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:28,750 You can't just take that off the table. 434 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,320 Yeah, it's like Peter Jackson saying, 435 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,925 "I'll make a movie but absolutely no hobbits!" 436 00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:35,063 Plus, you said you never turn down a dare. 437 00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,298 You did say that, Linda. 438 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:37,868 Come on, Dare-y Queen. 439 00:13:37,935 --> 00:13:41,008 No. I'm not doing it. It's irresponsible. 440 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:42,578 And you know what? I'm fine with it. 441 00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:43,980 I'm fine with not doing the dare. 442 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:45,416 Just go bus that table. 443 00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:47,555 I'm gonna go in the kitchen. I'm fine with this. 444 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:48,924 Wow. What happened to you, Linda? 445 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,928 -You used to be cool. -I still respect you, Mom. 446 00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:52,932 Ah, whatever. 447 00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:57,440 -Did we lose him? -(Tina groans) 448 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:58,977 Oh. Look over there, Tina. 449 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,413 It's a blue jay. See it? 450 00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:01,916 TINA (sniffles): Yeah. 451 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,021 Uh, maybe you want to put it down in your book? 452 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:08,897 One blue jay... Not ripped apart by hawk because of me. 453 00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:10,199 (sighs) Okay. 454 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,905 And now let's watch for more birds as we 455 00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:14,141 get out of here very quickly. 456 00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:15,376 Hopefully the ranger gave up 457 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:16,746 -looking for us. -Okay. 458 00:14:16,846 --> 00:14:18,950 On three, we get up and run out of the park 459 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,453 or I might walk fast. 460 00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,223 I'm not sure what I'm up for. 461 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,929 Ready? One, two, three. (grunting) 462 00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:26,733 This is Ranger Matthew Dainko! 463 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,668 (Bob yells) 464 00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:30,607 Bad birding people, bird-killing birder-ers, 465 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,943 if you can hear this, 466 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:34,247 you are wanted for questioning, 467 00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:36,920 -and definite fining! -BOB: Oh, God. 468 00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:39,024 He's gonna find us. Then he's gonna fine us. 469 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:40,894 The old find-and-fine. 470 00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:42,832 What if we hide? In there? 471 00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:46,338 Okay, we're here now. And for a bathroom in the park, 472 00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,844 there isn't too much horrible stuff I can't look at. 473 00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,448 Except in the toilet, and all around it. 474 00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:52,585 And the walls. 475 00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:53,954 Yeah, the walls are bad. 476 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,691 DAINKO: I will cover every inch of this park 477 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,293 until I find you monsters! 478 00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:59,799 This is all my fault. I thought this was gonna be 479 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,503 the first step toward a successful life. 480 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:02,772 But I lost it, man. 481 00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:04,474 I'm a dove killer hiding out in a toilet. 482 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,679 How's that look on a college application? 483 00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:08,650 Uh, Tina, don't feel too bad. 484 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,486 I-I bet the dove died happy? 485 00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:12,658 Eating really good bread. That's how I want go, Tina. 486 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,764 And I think, yeah, I'm pretty sure he was really old. 487 00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:17,835 And maybe even had a terminal illness? 488 00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:18,870 (groans) 489 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,008 All right, I'll-I'll stop talking. 490 00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:22,845 DAINKO: Can you still hear me, bad birders? 491 00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:24,549 Are you out there somewhere tossing 492 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:26,886 bread around like it's the devil's confetti?! 493 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,391 I'm gonna peek real quick to see where he is. 494 00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:31,128 And he's very close. 495 00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:32,631 Uh, hey, there's a crow. 496 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,201 Oh, no, do you think he heard 497 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,537 what happened and now he wants revenge? 498 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,240 It looks like he's just messing with a twig. 499 00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:38,710 TINA: Is he gonna turn it into a weapon? 500 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,346 Is he gonna shiv us in the bathroom?! 501 00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:41,381 I don't think so. 502 00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,052 Oh, God, he just looked at me, though. 503 00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:44,321 -Don't make eye contact. -Right. 504 00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:45,791 LOUISE: I just came to drop off 505 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,595 an order. And also I wanted to ask, 506 00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:50,433 how does it feel to be a shell of your former self, 507 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,669 Dare-y Queen? 508 00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:53,405 She used to be the Dare-y Queen. 509 00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:55,978 -(scoffs) -But that was a long time ago. 510 00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:57,347 Isn't that right, Linda? 511 00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:58,884 (grumbles) 512 00:15:58,950 --> 00:15:59,785 Hmm. 513 00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:02,390 I wonder how she'd feel if we double... 514 00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:03,593 -(gasps) -dog... 515 00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:04,896 Don't you do it, Louise! 516 00:16:04,962 --> 00:16:05,898 ...dared her. 517 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,133 No! 518 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,703 Double dog deal with it, Mama! 519 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:09,972 Oh, okay, fine. I'll do it! 520 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:11,943 Come back here, tell me what it is. 521 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:12,878 Yay, Linda! 522 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:16,084 God, I love peer pressure. Always works. 523 00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:19,291 Okay, I don't see him and I don't hear him. 524 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,094 Maybe we should make a run for it? 525 00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:22,598 -Oh, wow. -What? Do you see him? 526 00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:23,600 No, the crow. 527 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,836 I thought it was playing 528 00:16:24,936 --> 00:16:26,038 with a twig, but it was bending it. 529 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:27,473 O-Okay. The ranger thing 530 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,477 feels a little more pressing, but great. 531 00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:31,248 TINA: Now it's poking the stick into a log. 532 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,720 -Like it's using it. -BOB: Oh, yeah. 533 00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:35,591 I-I think that's a crow thing. 534 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,093 They-they make tools, maybe? 535 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,264 I mean, mostly they dig in dumpsters, but... 536 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:40,767 It's really getting in there. 537 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,237 Maybe it's looking for bugs? 538 00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:43,640 Or treasure? Probably bugs. 539 00:16:43,707 --> 00:16:44,909 -Found you! -BOTH: Ah! 540 00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,144 Geez, did you have to use the megaphone? 541 00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:47,615 -Yes! -BOTH: Ah! 542 00:16:51,823 --> 00:16:53,192 Come out, you two. Come on out. 543 00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:54,996 I knew I should've checked the bathroom earlier, 544 00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:56,633 but I thought, "They wouldn't hide in the bathroom." 545 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:59,237 Not that our bathrooms aren't reasonably sanitary 546 00:16:59,337 --> 00:17:01,174 but come on, it's a park bathroom. 547 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:02,377 I'm so sorry, Ranger Dainko. 548 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:04,749 Yeah. Th-This is really my fault. 549 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,118 I mean, I'm gonna say that. 550 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:07,320 It's not really his fault. 551 00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,491 -Oh! The crow's back. -What? Oh. 552 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:11,863 We've been watching him while we've been in this 553 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,232 reasonably sanitary bathroom. 554 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,869 -Oh, really? -Yeah, he bent a twig 555 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,673 and he's been poking into that log for, 556 00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:17,975 -like, a while now. -Huh. 557 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,377 I've heard about it, but I've never 558 00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,048 actually seen them use tools before. 559 00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:23,118 That is truly-- Oh, I'm-I'm talking too loud. 560 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,622 Do you mind if I...? 561 00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,391 Uh... Okay. Yeah. 562 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,628 DAINKO: Geez. Look at that. 563 00:17:27,661 --> 00:17:28,730 Crows are really smart, huh? 564 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,199 Yeah, we should stop eating them. 565 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,936 Kidding. That was not a good joke 566 00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:32,938 around bird lovers. 567 00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:35,877 So about those bread crumbs and the dove. 568 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,514 I'm so sorry about the bread crumbs, 569 00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:39,484 and the bird calls, and the poor innocent little dove 570 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:41,421 who I'm praying is at least in bird heaven. 571 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:42,992 Which must be really high up there. 572 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:44,662 It would have to be or birds would always be 573 00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:46,098 flying into it by accident? 574 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,469 Anyway, I just-- I wanted my Lightning Sash so much. 575 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:51,008 Oh, Tina. I was in the Nature Boys. 576 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,012 For us it was the Order of the Grizzly. 577 00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:54,882 A lot of the other fellas were hustling for that 578 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,719 Grizzly Sash and I always felt bad for them 579 00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:59,391 'cause they never just stopped and smelled the roses. 580 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,395 Rose-smelling was a badge back then. 581 00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:03,232 Really? Huh. Seems like an easy one. 582 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,204 I mean, look at us, right now, just crouching here 583 00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:08,208 enjoying this majestic crow. 584 00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:09,444 He doesn't give up, does he? 585 00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:11,214 -I really like that crow. -Oh, my God. 586 00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:12,618 Is it your spark bird? 587 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,722 Oh. Yeah. I guess it is. 588 00:18:14,855 --> 00:18:17,761 Oh, I'm witnessing someone find their spark bird. 589 00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:20,199 (cries) This is gonna get emotional for me. 590 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,871 Uh, okay. Are-are you-- Are you all right? 591 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:24,274 Do you want some toilet paper? 592 00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:27,480 Oh, uh, never mind, the whole roll is wet somehow. 593 00:18:27,615 --> 00:18:30,353 I mean, I can probably guess how it-it got wet. 594 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:31,823 I'll-I'll be fine. Hey... 595 00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:34,060 let's forget about the whole "bread crumbs, dead dove, 596 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,198 chasing you around the park" thing, okay? 597 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:38,837 We're all birders here. 598 00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:39,905 -Whoa. -He did it. 599 00:18:39,972 --> 00:18:41,843 A millipede! What a rush, huh? 600 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:44,347 You guys, uh, want to watch a little longer or... 601 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,851 Oh, oh. It flew away. 602 00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:46,719 Aw. 603 00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:48,823 Should we, uh, get out of the bathroom? 604 00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:50,026 Yeah, yeah, let's get out. 605 00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:52,463 Uh, I actually have to pee, so... 606 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,902 Never mind, I'll hold it. No offense. 607 00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,473 Uh, excuse me? We're ready to order. 608 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,612 Your server will be with you in a moment. 609 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,281 LINDA: Here I come. 610 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,052 -Uh... -LINDA: Ow. 611 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,522 Okay, uh... 612 00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,659 Sorry, I'm a little turned around today. 613 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:07,928 What can I get you? 614 00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,199 Um, I would like a Burger of the Day? 615 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,569 Ooh, good choice. 616 00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:12,905 And, uh... fries. 617 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,842 Fries, yep, yep, of course. 618 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,113 Loving this. Loving this. 619 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,750 How about you, sir? What'll you have? 620 00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:20,219 Um, a cheeseburger. 621 00:19:20,286 --> 00:19:21,956 You got it! Writing it down. 622 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:25,296 Here I go. Cheese... burger. 623 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:28,268 -Wow. Guess the Dare-y Queen's alive and well. -Ooh! 624 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,507 Now I will bring your order back into the kitchen. 625 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,544 And cook it. Like this. Ow. 626 00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:33,980 LOUISE: No, no, no, no, no. Mom, 627 00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:35,550 don't do that. That seems dangerous. 628 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,755 I'm doing it. It's a double dog dare. 629 00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:39,024 I'm gettin' double dare points! 630 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,292 Oh, dear Lord. 631 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:41,428 LINDA: Dare-y Queen! Oh, God! 632 00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,865 -Mom! -LINDA: No, I'm fine! 633 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,200 -(thudding) -LINDA: Ow. Oh, God. 634 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,704 -Ow! -She's so brave. 635 00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:46,839 (bell jingles) 636 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:50,146 Well, looky here, if it isn't the bird nerds. 637 00:19:50,179 --> 00:19:52,116 Ha! She nailed you guys. 638 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:52,951 Mm. 639 00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:54,120 So? How'd it go, Tina? 640 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,156 You get your badge? 641 00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:56,592 I'm two birds away. I might go back 642 00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:58,328 to the park and finish up tomorrow. 643 00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:00,332 And then you're on your way to getting your Lightning hoozit? 644 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,303 Maybe. I think I'm just gonna 645 00:20:02,437 --> 00:20:03,907 earn badges at a normal speed. 646 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,409 I might get more out of it. 647 00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:07,413 And I don't want to be a fortune cookie company CEO anyway. 648 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,650 And no doves have to die. 649 00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:10,787 -Say what now? -Uh, I'll tell you later. 650 00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:12,958 Did you hear what it sounds like when doves cry? 651 00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:14,962 Eh... Yeah. It's unsettling. 652 00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:17,200 -How was it here? -Eh, fine. 653 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,204 We sold some burgers, ate some gross stuff, 654 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,341 maybe scared a couple customers a little bit. 655 00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:23,078 Um... What-what do you mean? 656 00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:24,849 Well, glad to have you back, big guy. 657 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:27,253 Why did you just put a napkin on my shoulder? 658 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,757 Ha! It was a dare. 659 00:20:28,823 --> 00:20:29,792 No, it wasn't. 660 00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,194 They dared me, Bob. I swear. 661 00:20:31,228 --> 00:20:32,731 We don't know what he's talking about. 662 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,833 What's a "dare"? 663 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,202 No, you guys. Come on. 664 00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:36,606 BOB: It's kind of a waste of a napkin. 665 00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:38,041 TEDDY: No. No. It was a dare! 666 00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:39,477 You got to believe me, Bob! 667 00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:40,881 BOB: Teddy, calm down. 668 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:44,320 -(birds cawing) -♪ ♪ 669 00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,663 ♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 670 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,299 (birds cawing) 671 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:53,439 ♪ Mm, uh-huh ♪ 672 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:57,614 ♪ Mr. Crow and me ♪ 673 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,286 ♪ Watching from the bathroom ♪ 674 00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:02,958 ♪ When I see you there bending that stick ♪ 675 00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:08,035 ♪ I want to say, "Hey, look at you bend that stick" ♪ 676 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,372 ♪ Don't want to see a pigeon ♪ 677 00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:14,414 ♪ Mr. Crow, poke that log until you find something ♪ 678 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,821 ♪ Looks like you found a beetle? ♪ 679 00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:20,727 ♪ Oh, look, now you flew up in a tree ♪ 680 00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:22,363 -(cawing) -♪ Mr. Crow and... ♪ 681 00:21:22,497 --> 00:21:23,933 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 682 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,338 and TOYOTA.