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You want to destroy
the Book Of Pure Evil?!
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No offense, Mr. Kolinsky,
but you've been
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in a semi-coma
for the past year
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and take it from us,
the Book is bad news.
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Yeah. It's like
a wild mistress.
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It can't be tamed.
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It's true.
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Todd almost became
the Pure Evil One,
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Curtis' demonic arm
almost killed Todd,
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and the homunculus
almost killed Jenny.
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I think what the Gang
is trying to say, dad,
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is the Book has to be
destroyed, it's evil...
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I've devoted my life
to this thing!
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The Book is just one part
of the Prophecy.
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Why don't you just tell us
what the Prophecy is?
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The Prophecy is...so complex
that your immature minds
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couldn't possibly
understand it!
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Now, as the only
adult in this Gang...
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Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Who said that you're
in the Gang?
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I say I am!
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You all need me.
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You, Todd, especially.
I'm the only one
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that can help with this
Pure Evil One business.
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You know what?
I don't need anyone.
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Know why?
'Cause I'm my own dude.
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Hold on, maybe my Dad...
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Jennifer, what did I teach you
about not interrupting?!
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Don't call me Jennifer!
Nobody calls me that!
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Jennifer...
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Jenny is short for Jennifer?
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Hannah, you're an intelligent,
strong young woman.
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Talk some sense
into them, sweetcheeks.
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I respect your credentials,
Mr. Kolinsky,
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but it seems your
perspective on the Book
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runs opposite to ours.
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And I'm uncomfortable with
you calling me sweetcheeks.
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Dude!
That's my girlfriend!
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Not cool!
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No offense, but you're
kind of super old.
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Hey, my Dad's not that old!
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Uh, yeah he is.
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Look at how high
he wears his pants.
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AND he's got a cane.
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The last thing
this Gang needs is a cripple.
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Not to mention, he's always
going on about buffets.
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Hey! Buffet is a respectable
amount of food
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for a reasonable price.
If you kids can't even
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understand that, then
there's no hope for you!!!
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You don't want me
in your Gang? FINE!
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You'll regret this, you idiots!
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Dad, wait!
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Douche!
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Excuse me.
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Ugh!
Ugh!
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God damn kidney stones...
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Destroy the Book?
Those idiots!
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If only I could find a way
to convince them otherwise...
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Ugh...
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Psst...
Hey, Grandpa.
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My friends and I are trying
to have a romantic moment here.
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Could you masturbate
somewhere else?
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Thanks, man.
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Planto mihi... tener virile...
quod connubialis... iterum!
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Bye!
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Oh, that's right.
I'm cool.
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Oh yes, you are.
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Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil S02E03
"Daddy Tissues"
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By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es
==SPREAD THE WORD==
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Do you guys think,
that, like, maybe
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we were too hard on my Dad?
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Are you kidding?
No offense, Jenny,
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but your Dad's kind
of an asshole.
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I gotta go with Todd
on this one.
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I have to concur, Jenny.
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I think he has very
questionable intentions.
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You guys don't know him
like I know him.
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He yelled at you.
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He doesn't listen
to anything you say.
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He called you a name you hate.
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But that's what
all Dads do, guys!
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Hey Gang.
What's shaking?
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Uh, who are you?
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Rufus Newman.
You're a dogtwat.
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What'd I ever do to you?
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Yesterday you asked
Hannah and I to have
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a three-way with you
in the bathroom!
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Dude!
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That's my girlfriend!
Not cool!
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So not cool!
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You stay away
from our women, dude!
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Shit!
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Mmmm!
Mmmhhmmm!
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Listen up...
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If I'm going to become
the Pure Evil One,
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I need to know more
about this Prophecy.
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So, let me guess,
none of you know
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anything about the Prophecy?
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Your father did.
But he's...
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Dead. Yes.
Very helpful.
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The reporter.
Pat Kolinsky.
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He knows about the Prophecy.
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That's why we kidnapped him.
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Good, now we're
getting somewhere.
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Unfortunately we thought
we used truth serum on him
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but it was actually rat poison
and he fell into a semi-coma.
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Why do we keep them
on the same shelf?
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We have
to re-kidnap Pat Kolinsky.
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"We," meaning "I."
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Because you useless farts
can't do anything
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and I have to do
everything by myself.
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Stupid geezers!
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He likes to nap a lot
in the afternoons...
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'Cause he's old...
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He's not old...
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He's old!
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Look how high
he wears his pants.
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Hey, Gang.
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What's shaken?
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Who are you?
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Warren Chopra!
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How dare you show
your face, after what you did!
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What did I do?
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Don't act like
you don't remember!
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Grade 9!
Science Fair!
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I was on the cusp of creating
a new form of bacterial life!
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And you sabotaged it!
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Did I?
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Dude!
That's my girlfriend!
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Not cool!
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Yeah!
So not cool!
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You stay away
from our women, dude.
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Whoa, Hannah.
You're really angry.
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Warren Chopra brings out
the worst in me.
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This isn't gonna be
as easy as I thought.
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Re-Elect Devon for Student
Council President!
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Hey, guys!
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Who are you?
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Devon Morrow!
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You're that guy!
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I hope I can count on
your support on election day.
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Especially you, Jenny.
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Oh, Devon!
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Vote for Devon!
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Time to be impeached,
Mr. President!
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By impeached, I mean...
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SKINNED!
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Hi, Daddy!
Where are you?
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It's Jenny.
Your daughter.
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Usually it takes calling my dad
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six or seven times
before he calls me back.
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It's no big deal.
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Maybe he's ignoring you.
'Cause he's a giant douche.
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You're talking about
the guy who took me
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out for ice cream
when I was little.
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Even though
I'm lactose intolerant.
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What do you want, dickbag?
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Dickbag...
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Tell me, do you just
take random obscenities
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and pair them up
with equally random nouns?
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"Cock Lamp"...
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"Ass Taxi"...
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"Shit Rooster".
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Is that the way it works?
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Pffft, no, we can do
way better than that.
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Note to self.
Call somebody a "Shit Rooster".
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What do you
want anyway, Atticus?
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I want to know
where your father is.
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And you're going to tell me.
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Stay the hell away from my Dad!
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If you don't tell me where he is
I'll have you all expelled.
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And then I'll have you
institutionalized.
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Mr. Murphy...
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I couldn't help
but overhearing you
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threatening these fine students
for no good reason.
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Go away, Devon...
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You realize that
as student council president,
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I have lunch with
the Principal twice a week.
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Yeah, so do I...
Twice a year.
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I'm sure he'd love
to hear all about
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your questionable guidance
counselling behavior.
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Well, I never did that.
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Whatever it is you're implying.
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Who do you think the
Principal's going to believe?
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His sniveling weasel
of a guidance counsellor
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or me, a young, dynamic,
attractive student president?
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Wow.
Well said, Devon.
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No wonder you're
school president.
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Guys, we have to find
my dad before Atticus does.
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Don't worry, Jenny.
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We'll find him.
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"We?"
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First, I'd just like to say
I'm a big fan of you guys
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and the good work
you're doing at this school.
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We don't know what
you're talking about.
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Sure you don't.
Sweetcheeks...
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You think I haven't
noticed that whenever
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something not dope
goes on around here,
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you guys are
in the middle of it?
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I think it's cool!
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Cool like how I wear
my pants so low, see?
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Dude, you can
almost see his dick.
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I know.
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Cool.
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I think with Student
Council President on your side,
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fighting the forces
of evil could
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get a hell of a lot easier.
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Even if we did have
a gang that fights evil,
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which we don't,
what makes you think
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we're looking for a new member?
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Hmmm...that's
an excellent point, Todd.
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Has anyone ever told you
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you have great
leadership qualities?
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Yeah, that's what I'm telling
these people all the time!
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I could really use
someone like you
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as my running mate
in the next election.
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You and I, we could do some
great things together, Todd.
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Think about it.
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Thanks, dude!
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No...
Thank you.
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For being you.
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Well...
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Guess I'll see you guys around.
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Hey, Devon, hold on!
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Gang huddle.
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Ok, this Devon
dude seems pretty cool.
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I agree, have you
seen his pants?
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He really put
Atticus in his place.
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You won't hear
any argument from me.
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Devon!
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Welcome to the Gang, dude.
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Thank you!
You won't regret it.
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Ok, let's
get down to business!
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We have to find Jenny's dad
before Atticus does.
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Jenny?
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Wherever he is,
I'm sure your Dad's okay.
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Now everybody...
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I know a great place
we can go to talk strategy.
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They have a great buffet.
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YES!
I love buffet!
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It's a pretty simple
CCTV operation.
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Power on, power off.
That sort of thing.
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CCTV?
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Now I can watch
the whole school
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and nothing will be
hidden from me.
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Whoa, whoa...
You cannot do that!
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Look, I could get
in a lot of trouble.
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I swore an oath only to use
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my audio-visual
knowledge for good.
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You should have
thought of that before
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you started planting
cameras all over the school.
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You told me to do that!
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I'd like to be
alone now, Reggie.
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With me it's the opposite.
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I actually spend
too much time...
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Would you please just leave?
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Stupid nerds!
258
00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:45,481
Devon's a pretty awesome
addition to the Gang.
259
00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:48,403
And he says I could be
Vice President someday!
260
00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:51,352
Also, he knows where all
the good early-bird buffets are.
261
00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:55,791
And is this Devon kid popular?
262
00:10:55,858 --> 00:10:56,645
Yeah.
263
00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:57,583
Handsome?
264
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,197
Arguably.
265
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,547
Is he a pussy magnet?
266
00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:03,289
Uh...
Yeah, I guess so.
267
00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,329
And none of this worries you?
268
00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:08,383
Alright, you already have
two dudes in the gang
269
00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,036
and two girls in the gang
270
00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:11,594
you want to add another dude?
271
00:11:11,596 --> 00:11:13,528
Uh, I don't know
if I'm following you.
272
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:16,045
Look, dude, you don't
really know this guy.
273
00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:19,147
So, he could potentially
be a cock blocker
274
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:21,378
between you and Jenny.
275
00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:22,691
Wow...
276
00:11:22,844 --> 00:11:25,727
Yeah, I never thought
about it that way before.
277
00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:27,462
That's why you come to me.
278
00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:29,706
GASP!
279
00:11:31,062 --> 00:11:32,518
Sorry, sweetcheeks.
280
00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:34,068
Didn't mean to scare you.
281
00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:37,540
Oh, um, that's okay, Devon.
282
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,040
Hi, Devon.
283
00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:40,545
I'm pretty bummed out right now
284
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,357
and I could really use
a shoulder to cry on.
285
00:11:43,359 --> 00:11:44,898
Maybe a little bit of buffet.
286
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,521
Did I just hear
my new favourite word?
287
00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:51,403
Jenny. You.
Me. Buffet.
288
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:54,323
I know a place that even
Devon doesn't know about.
289
00:11:54,571 --> 00:11:55,284
Ahhhhhhhh!
290
00:11:55,374 --> 00:11:56,575
A scream!
291
00:11:56,669 --> 00:11:57,995
I think it came from
the boy's washroom!
292
00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:59,365
Let's go!
293
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:00,529
You sure it didn't
come from the cafeteria?
294
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:01,998
Or the science lab?
295
00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:03,755
Or something other than
the boys washroom?
296
00:12:06,408 --> 00:12:10,696
Ahhhhhhhh!
297
00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:13,142
We heard a girl scream.
298
00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:14,399
Uh, that was me.
299
00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:15,845
You get used to it.
300
00:12:20,185 --> 00:12:21,605
Ahhhhhh!
301
00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:32,047
Is one of those bodies my dad?
302
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,534
Man, I thought
we were gonna have
303
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,377
a book-free day
for once.
304
00:12:52,925 --> 00:12:54,433
Where's the volume
on this thing?
305
00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,813
Stupid nerds!
306
00:12:57,957 --> 00:13:03,191
"Curtis. Why. You.
That. My...Kark?"
307
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,015
What the hell is a kark?
308
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,839
No, the hero's name was Kark.
309
00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:10,449
No, Kark was
the alien, remember?
310
00:13:10,605 --> 00:13:13,077
Kark peeled off
the hero's skin and ate it.
311
00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:14,290
One of these bodies
could be my dad
312
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,678
and you're talking
about some stupid movie?!
313
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,390
Yeah, how could you be
so insensitive, Curtis?
314
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,273
Dude!
315
00:13:20,346 --> 00:13:21,542
Don't worry, Jenny.
316
00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:22,980
We'll find out
who skinned your Dad.
317
00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:24,681
And we'll skin him right back.
318
00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,575
Where's Devon?
He'll know what to do.
319
00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:28,584
Devon with all
his pretty boy answers.
320
00:13:28,678 --> 00:13:30,385
Devon has some good ideas
321
00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,522
and you, as always,
feel threatened.
322
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,817
What do we really
even know about Devon?
323
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,412
Other than the fact that
he's totally all over Hannah?
324
00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,247
Is he??
325
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,045
Hannah and me.
326
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,737
But mostly Hannah.
327
00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:42,913
What's shaking, Gang?
328
00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:44,677
I'm making molds we can check
against school dental records
329
00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,379
to find out who
these bodies are.
330
00:13:46,436 --> 00:13:47,752
The school keeps
dental records?
331
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,555
Yeah, of course.
With all the unidentifiable
332
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,016
corpses turning up
it just saves time.
333
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,712
Dude, your head is bleeding.
334
00:13:57,773 --> 00:13:59,555
Oh...are you ok?
335
00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:02,385
Oh, you know how
the scalp bleeds!
336
00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:03,766
Excuse me
one moment.
337
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:15,588
CLICK Ugh!
338
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,050
CLICK Ugh!
339
00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:22,736
Hey, what were you
doing back th...
340
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:23,949
Who wants a coffee?!
341
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,549
Todd, you're on it.
342
00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,383
But I don't even drink coffee.
343
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,170
Ok, we'll put it to a vote.
344
00:14:29,294 --> 00:14:31,066
Who wants Todd
to get the coffee?
345
00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,597
You gotta respect
democracy, Todd.
346
00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:36,129
And go to the good place,
Ahab's Espresso.
347
00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:40,817
All done.
348
00:14:40,903 --> 00:14:42,681
Curtis, let's check these
against the school records.
349
00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:43,902
Okay...
350
00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:48,693
Oh, Devon...
351
00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:50,948
I'm so glad you're
here right now.
352
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,526
My life is just
so out of control...
353
00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:55,321
I mean, everything
with the Book,
354
00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:56,855
and my Dad disappearing...
355
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:57,974
Again...
356
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,862
I don't know how,
but I feel like
357
00:14:59,948 --> 00:15:01,342
I've known you my whole life.
358
00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:04,220
You're into me and I think
I'm totally into you too...
359
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,174
I'm not who you think I am...
360
00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:08,982
How many times did I catch
you staring at my boobs?
361
00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,541
Once and I was drunk!
362
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,720
Devon...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
363
00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:16,621
Hey sweetie.
364
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:18,715
AHHHHHHHH!
365
00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:20,213
Please, Jennifer, calm down!
366
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:21,552
I just need to explain!
367
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:23,559
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
368
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:24,670
CLUNK!
369
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,614
Sorry sweetie!
We just have to go
370
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:30,575
somewhere and have
a private conversation!
371
00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:42,180
And Bing-o
was his name-o.
372
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,532
Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
373
00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:54,468
Looks like somebody's been
demoted to coffee bitch.
374
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,887
So I got the Gang
some espressos, big deal.
375
00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:58,616
It's called being
a good leader.
376
00:15:58,675 --> 00:16:01,388
It's called being
a good loser... Loser.
377
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,818
Where's the donuts?
378
00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:07,920
You don't eat donuts
with espresso, douche.
379
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,361
That's why I got biscotti.
380
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,433
Biscotti!
381
00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:17,578
Weapon!
Weapon!
382
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,044
UH!
383
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,580
Watch out, ass taxi.
384
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,862
Heeeey, sweetie.
How you doing?
385
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,772
Devon?
386
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:43,841
No...
No, it's me.
387
00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:44,595
Pat.
388
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:45,991
Your Dad.
389
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,438
Oh my God, I kissed my father!
390
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,546
In some cultures that's
perfectly acceptable.
391
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,307
Why are we on a catwalk?
392
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,444
You love heights!
393
00:16:58,596 --> 00:16:59,697
I hate heights!
394
00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,632
I knew it was one or the other.
395
00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,452
Why did you use the Book, Dad?
396
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,861
You know what it can do!
397
00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:06,249
I couldn't help myself!
398
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,915
I had to use it in order
to get in the Gang!
399
00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,212
To control the Book,
400
00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:12,214
I need Todd, the Pure Evil One.
401
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,230
He will unlock the secret
of the Prophecy.
402
00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:16,466
And then we can have
everything we ever wanted!
403
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:20,366
Oh no...
You've gone insane.
404
00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:23,626
Is it insane to want
the best for your family?
405
00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:26,729
To provide for and protect
the ones you love?
406
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,726
I know what's best for you.
407
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,400
Help your dear
old daddy, Jennifer,
408
00:17:31,402 --> 00:17:34,239
and then I'll take you out
for some ice cream...
409
00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,601
Don't...
call me Jenny!!!
410
00:17:37,778 --> 00:17:40,648
And I'm lactose intolerant!!!
411
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:44,186
Todd!
412
00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:45,488
Where have you guys been?
413
00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:47,418
One of the skinless
corpses is Devon!
414
00:17:47,489 --> 00:17:48,911
Which means Devon
isn't really Devon.
415
00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:49,758
Who's a what's a?
416
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:50,750
This coffee's cold...
417
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,661
Jenny's in danger!
418
00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:52,963
We have to find her!
419
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,622
What's with Atticus?
420
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,660
Hey, former Gang members...
421
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,524
Is that a mug in a sock?
422
00:18:00,526 --> 00:18:01,625
Yeah.
423
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:03,874
SPLASH!
424
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,640
Why did you do that,
It's not even hot.
425
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,284
You don't deserve
hot coffee, dude.
426
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,494
Tell us what you know!
427
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:09,400
SPLASH!
428
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:10,882
Stop throwing
coffee in my face.
429
00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:11,680
SPLASH!
430
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:12,883
That one was hot.
431
00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:14,683
I'm gonna keep throwing
coffee in your face
432
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:16,528
until you tell us
what's going on!
433
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,729
Pat Kolinsky's
the body skinner,
434
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,536
he's taken Jenny
to the boiler room.
435
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,543
SPLASH!
436
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,451
I told you everything!
437
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,533
That's just for being
a Shit Rooster.
438
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,711
Stay away from me!
439
00:18:26,784 --> 00:18:28,050
Join me...
440
00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:31,710
We will lure the
Pure Evil One into our fold.
441
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,244
I'll never join you,
and neither will Todd!
442
00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,515
He may be stupid,
443
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,453
but he's not as
stupid as you think!
444
00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:40,709
Maybe...a certain girl
could seduce him
445
00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:41,840
into her welcoming arms...
446
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:44,038
I've seen the way
he looks at you.
447
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,721
You'd pimp out
your own daughter?
448
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:47,582
I prefer the way
I just said it.
449
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,821
Forget it!!!
450
00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:52,426
Then I have no choice
but to wear your skin
451
00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:54,310
and seduce Todd myself!
452
00:18:54,312 --> 00:18:58,195
Sometimes Daddies just don't
want to be Daddies anymore!
453
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,640
The Gang was right about you.
454
00:18:59,812 --> 00:19:01,910
I built you up to be my hero,
455
00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:03,716
but you're just
an evil asshole!
456
00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:06,578
I can't believe I spent
a year of my life
457
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,604
trying to find you!
458
00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:08,824
Hang on, Jenny!
459
00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:12,859
Ow!
460
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,348
Let it go, Dad!
461
00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:19,335
I almost got it!
462
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,558
You may be an evil asshole,
but you're still my Dad.
463
00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:30,222
Jennifer...
464
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,314
Jen-ny!
465
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:34,384
The Prophecy...
Ask not the innkeeper...
466
00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:36,370
For destiny is thy name...
467
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,767
What does that mean?
468
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,271
AHHHHHHH!!!
469
00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:46,320
UGH!
470
00:19:49,381 --> 00:19:52,048
Well, that was a complete
waste of my time.
471
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,827
Hey, Jenny.
472
00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:07,862
You okay?
473
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,979
I've had better days.
474
00:20:10,824 --> 00:20:12,801
I'm really sorry
about your Dad.
475
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,495
I feel like it's
kinda my fault.
476
00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:16,998
If I had just let him
into the Gang,
477
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,828
he wouldn't have
gone all book crazy.
478
00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,246
No...
479
00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:23,725
My Dad was determined
to get the Book no matter what.
480
00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,753
I mean, his whole life,
his whole career...
481
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:29,326
that Book mattered more
to him than I ever did.
482
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:30,895
I just never knew it.
483
00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:34,369
But you know what?
It's time to move on.
484
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,844
And to stop falling
for guys who are...
485
00:20:36,911 --> 00:20:38,993
Your Dad in skin disguise?
486
00:20:39,223 --> 00:20:40,771
That's one way of putting it.
487
00:20:40,851 --> 00:20:43,223
I guess we'll never find out
what your Dad knew
488
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:45,091
about the Book
and the Prophecy.
489
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,058
My Dad said something...
490
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,068
before he died.
491
00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:53,908
"Ask not the innkeeper.
492
00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:55,884
For destiny
is thy name."
493
00:20:56,032 --> 00:20:57,106
But who's the innkeeper?
494
00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:59,347
And what are we
not supposed to ask?
495
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,294
Well, at least
we know something
496
00:21:01,372 --> 00:21:03,029
about the Prophecy
that Atticus doesn't.
497
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,561
Well?
498
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,816
Just write it down.
499
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,666
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