1 00:00:39,785 --> 00:00:42,951 What are you doing back? We can't go over this again. 2 00:00:42,985 --> 00:00:45,753 Go home. Get some sleep. 3 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,186 Ugh! 4 00:00:49,255 --> 00:00:50,988 [ gasping, gurgling ] 5 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:59,362 [ door opens, clattering ] 6 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:01,030 [ door closes ] 7 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:06,268 It is so weird watching your mother try to rebound. 8 00:01:06,302 --> 00:01:09,738 Well, taking care of her appearance is a good sign, actually. 9 00:01:09,772 --> 00:01:12,273 She's flirting with everything that moves. 10 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:14,875 Did she tell you why Cavanaugh broke it off? 11 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,478 - No. - I wish she'd talk about it. 12 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,614 Do you know the average woman ingests 13 00:01:19,615 --> 00:01:21,716 7 pounds of lipstick over a lifetime? 14 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:25,453 Why do you insist on telling me your disgusting fun facts over food? 15 00:01:25,488 --> 00:01:26,587 It's coffee. 16 00:01:26,622 --> 00:01:28,623 - Hiya, doll! - Hi! 17 00:01:28,657 --> 00:01:30,058 [ groans ] Hallo Detective. 18 00:01:30,092 --> 00:01:32,960 Of all the knuckleheads she's gonna flirt with ... 19 00:01:32,995 --> 00:01:34,562 she has to flirt with Lightning McQueen? 20 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:36,931 I thought his name was Detective Gibson. 21 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,733 I believe he's part of the auto-theft task force. 22 00:01:39,768 --> 00:01:41,936 That explains why he's so arrogant. 23 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,037 Watch this. Watch. 24 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:46,573 Gibson: If you were a car, you'd be a '68 Dodge Charger ... 25 00:01:46,641 --> 00:01:48,841 sleek styling, great street performance. 26 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,409 [ chuckles ] 27 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,012 Hey, Detective. I was, uh, I was just telling your mother 28 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,515 about this, uh, '68 Dodge Charger we recovered. 29 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,150 Really? 30 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:00,286 I thought you were about to compliment her on her trunk space. 31 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,587 [ chuckles nervously ] Jane! 32 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,788 Good morning, Lieutenant. 33 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,493 What's good about it? 34 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:11,130 Angela: So... Rich, I guess you'll have your usual. 35 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,666 Angela, how can you know me so well? 36 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:14,834 [ Angela chuckles ] 37 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,102 [ chuckles mockingly ] 38 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,137 [ mimics gagging ] 39 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,406 Now she's trying to make Cavanaugh jealous? 40 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,975 Jealousy can sometimes be a sign of love or commitment. 41 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,111 It can also be a sign that Lightning McQueen 42 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,679 is about to get his ass kicked. 43 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:31,016 - So, I'll be seeing you, beautiful. - Okay. Bye, Rich. 44 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,418 - I will call you. - Okay. 45 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,320 Hey, Mrs. Rizzoli, if you're not too busy, 46 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:36,821 can I get some coffee over here? 47 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:39,123 Right away, Lieutenant. 48 00:02:40,592 --> 00:02:43,727 - I can't watch any more. - We have to do something. 49 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:46,296 What? Hide all the plastic knives? 50 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:50,433 Vanilla. 51 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:54,236 [ singsong voice ] Just who I was looking for. 52 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:57,938 - I thought you wanted some coffee. - Uh, never mind. 53 00:02:57,973 --> 00:03:00,073 [ sighs ] 54 00:03:00,108 --> 00:03:03,209 Angela: Hello, Mr. Rondo. Who do we have here? 55 00:03:03,244 --> 00:03:05,912 Reuben, Dania, Trevor. 56 00:03:05,946 --> 00:03:07,479 It's Dawg. [ barks ] 57 00:03:07,514 --> 00:03:09,981 Oh. How do you do, Dawg? 58 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,916 Rondo, aren't we a little old for playdates? 59 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:14,251 These are all my homies from "off the street." 60 00:03:14,286 --> 00:03:17,988 - Oh. The home for teenagers? - I volunteer there. 61 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,923 - We're "Rondo's rejects." - Mm-hmm. 62 00:03:19,957 --> 00:03:21,189 Um... 63 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:24,924 Perhaps you'd consider a less pejorative name. 64 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:28,358 Juveniles often identify with the labels society gives them. 65 00:03:28,392 --> 00:03:31,627 Oh, society didn't name them. They named their own selves. 66 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:32,662 Hmm. 67 00:03:32,696 --> 00:03:37,199 Um, a reject is a person or thing dismissed as failing to meet standards ... 68 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:38,333 Maura. 69 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:41,302 "Pejorative" is a word that expresses contempt or disapproval. 70 00:03:42,904 --> 00:03:46,606 Brought 'em by to meet my heroes... a little impromptu "career day." 71 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,040 Wow. So you guys want to be cops? 72 00:03:48,075 --> 00:03:50,209 [ scoffs ] No. No way. 73 00:03:50,243 --> 00:03:51,943 They just need a little mentoring. 74 00:03:51,978 --> 00:03:54,145 Maybe you could... take 'em around a little? 75 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:57,381 I-I could be a mentor, too. Does anybody like cooking? 76 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:58,416 Cooking! 77 00:04:00,051 --> 00:04:01,651 - Or science? - Science! 78 00:04:05,322 --> 00:04:07,856 Okay, Ma, why don't you give them a doughnut, 79 00:04:07,891 --> 00:04:09,358 and we'll let you be on your way? 80 00:04:09,392 --> 00:04:10,592 Fine by me. 81 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:12,594 Right? I ain't being mentored by no chick, anyway. 82 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,762 [ laughs ] 83 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:20,467 You know, now that I think about it, we love to mentor here. 84 00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:24,304 And we can find a boy Detective, if that's what you'd prefer. 85 00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:27,807 Detective Frost could be your mentor. 86 00:04:27,842 --> 00:04:29,909 And Sergeant Korsak could be your mentor. 87 00:04:29,944 --> 00:04:31,644 Dania: If I have to have a mentor, 88 00:04:31,679 --> 00:04:33,479 I'd rather it be someone with an advanced degree. 89 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:35,581 - I have an M.D. - Okay, I guess. 90 00:04:35,615 --> 00:04:37,182 You got anything to eat? 91 00:04:37,217 --> 00:04:39,151 [ cellphones vibrate, beep ] 92 00:04:39,185 --> 00:04:41,086 Okay, Ma, we got to go. We got a case. 93 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,455 All right, come on. I'll make you all breakfast. 94 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:48,527 Frankie! Come here! 95 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:52,331 - I need you to do something. - You got a big case? 96 00:04:52,366 --> 00:04:54,066 You see those teenagers over there? 97 00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:56,936 Run their names ... make sure they haven't killed anybody. 98 00:04:56,971 --> 00:04:59,339 You mean the ones standing 6 inches from Ma? 99 00:04:59,373 --> 00:05:02,075 You probably shouldn't let them out of your sight, either. 100 00:05:18,534 --> 00:05:21,259 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 101 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:24,776 3x13 - Virtual Love 102 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,571 Where would Luke Skywalker be without Yoda? 103 00:05:30,605 --> 00:05:32,372 Or the Karate Kid without Mr. Miyagi? 104 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:34,875 Okay, I said I would do it. I'll be a mentor. 105 00:05:34,909 --> 00:05:38,045 Agnodice was the first female gynecologist in ancient Athens. 106 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:39,446 She was one of mentors. 107 00:05:39,514 --> 00:05:42,583 You mean when you time-traveled back to the 1st century? 108 00:05:42,617 --> 00:05:47,554 3rd century B.C. Marie Curie was also a big influencer of mine. 109 00:05:47,589 --> 00:05:50,524 - Who were your mentors? - Uh, police woman, Kojak... 110 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,592 Oh! Jim Rockford. 111 00:05:54,028 --> 00:05:55,128 What was he cooking? 112 00:05:55,163 --> 00:05:56,797 - Beer. - Beer? 113 00:05:56,831 --> 00:05:59,266 He's a microbrewer. This is his test kitchen. 114 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:03,704 Victim is Greg Jensen, C.E.O. and brewmaster of Overlord Ale. 115 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:07,207 - Jane: Who found the body? - Jensen's assistant, ruby Burke. 116 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,876 - She found him this morning. - ...and then I came back, and... 117 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,144 She have an alibi? 118 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:13,814 Yeah, she was in Scandinavia for the last month. 119 00:06:13,848 --> 00:06:17,184 She was selling her boss's Viking-themed beer. 120 00:06:17,218 --> 00:06:19,153 She flew in from Reykjavik this morning. 121 00:06:19,187 --> 00:06:20,888 When was he killed? 122 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,190 Maura: He's been dead at least eight hours. 123 00:06:23,225 --> 00:06:25,226 - Sweet poster girl. - No kidding. 124 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,461 - Uh, gentlemen? - Huh? 125 00:06:27,496 --> 00:06:29,063 Do we have any suspects? 126 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,232 Oh, victim's married. Wife's been notified. 127 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,234 Says she was home taking care of their two young kids. 128 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:38,007 - We're bringing her in. - 2.5-centimeter round hole. 129 00:06:38,041 --> 00:06:41,210 Hmm. That's a very unusual entrance wound. 130 00:06:41,244 --> 00:06:44,179 - What was he stabbed with? - Not a knife. 131 00:06:44,214 --> 00:06:46,349 Are we playing "process of elimination" again? 132 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:47,517 Yes. 133 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:51,588 It's not a garbage disposal, cleaver, pitchfork, pinking shears... 134 00:06:51,623 --> 00:06:53,290 Uh, ladies? 135 00:06:54,893 --> 00:06:55,593 Right. 136 00:06:55,627 --> 00:07:00,666 Ah. But this... appears to be a metal rivet. 137 00:07:02,969 --> 00:07:05,404 Maybe it came off the murder weapon. 138 00:07:08,409 --> 00:07:12,413 There's some blood droplets... 139 00:07:16,318 --> 00:07:18,186 ...leading into that mill. 140 00:07:23,328 --> 00:07:26,264 I think we just found what's left of our murder weapon. 141 00:07:30,796 --> 00:07:33,556 The trace confirmed that the blood on the stick belonged to Jensen. 142 00:07:33,591 --> 00:07:35,926 You think a sharpened stick could do that kind of damage? 143 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,829 Yeah. Doesn't explain the metal rivet, though. 144 00:07:39,864 --> 00:07:41,935 Hey. Jane. 145 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:44,801 Oh, my g... Frankie, I'm so sorry. 146 00:07:44,836 --> 00:07:46,036 Oh, no problem. 147 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:48,505 I've been having a barrel of laughs with your mentees. 148 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:49,573 Who has mentees? 149 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:50,774 Um... you. 150 00:07:50,809 --> 00:07:52,142 [ chuckles ] 151 00:07:52,177 --> 00:07:53,477 And you. 152 00:07:53,511 --> 00:07:56,246 Apparently, Maura and Jane volunteered all of us ... 153 00:07:56,281 --> 00:07:57,981 Toured booking, properties. 154 00:07:58,016 --> 00:08:00,450 I was just about to show them how I write a traffic ticket. 155 00:08:00,485 --> 00:08:03,320 This is snore-ville... population, you. 156 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:04,455 [ laughs ] 157 00:08:04,989 --> 00:08:06,623 They're all yours. 158 00:08:09,694 --> 00:08:11,294 - Hey. - Hello. 159 00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:15,599 Hi! Please... don't play with that. 160 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:17,000 Why you got a doll, man? 161 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:19,336 I was wondering if I could go see the medical examiner, 162 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,637 maybe check out an autopsy? 163 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,173 - Uh... no. - Why not? 164 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,675 'Cause it's not on the itinerary. 165 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:28,012 - I'm taking A.P. Bio, so ... - Frost: Advanced-placement biology? 166 00:08:28,046 --> 00:08:30,081 - Yeah. - What, you think a reject kid can't be smart? 167 00:08:30,149 --> 00:08:32,918 At least reject kids don't play with dolls. 168 00:08:32,985 --> 00:08:35,654 Wait. I bet you call him an action figure, right, bro? 169 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:38,023 [ laughs ] 170 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:42,796 Yes, and if you touch my "action figure" again, I will break your face. 171 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:45,966 If I could observe an autopsy, it'd count for extra credit. 172 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:48,251 Okay, fine. 173 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:53,874 But you need to have your parents sign this liability release waiver. 174 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,209 Uh... 175 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:58,345 - No, Dania, your parents got to ... - It's legal. I'm emancipated. 176 00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:00,681 My mom's dead, and my dad's in prison. 177 00:09:00,715 --> 00:09:03,450 If you don't believe me, here are my documents. 178 00:09:04,452 --> 00:09:05,586 Okay. Come on. 179 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,888 W-w-w-w-wait. We want to see dead bodies, too. 180 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,589 Yeah. Better than this bullshit. 181 00:09:09,624 --> 00:09:10,923 Oh, shoot. 182 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:13,760 I bet you wish you picked the "chick" Detective now. 183 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:15,528 Sorry, fellas. 184 00:09:15,562 --> 00:09:17,497 [ knock on door ] 185 00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:21,167 Cover him up. 186 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,906 Cover him up, Maura. Cover him up. 187 00:09:28,642 --> 00:09:32,378 - Hi. - You're about to do the "y" incision? 188 00:09:32,412 --> 00:09:36,016 Yes! And do you know why the "y," Dania? 189 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:37,951 To facilitate the removal of the breastplate. 190 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:40,787 - Go ahead. Do it. - Uh... no. 191 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,889 Our release form doesn't cover slicing and dicing. 192 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:44,591 You said I could check out an autopsy. 193 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,725 I didn't say which part. 194 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:50,863 Okay, so, the first thing that I do is examine the body. 195 00:09:50,898 --> 00:09:52,732 Does your release form cover gloves? 196 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:53,666 Yes. 197 00:09:58,405 --> 00:10:00,974 All right. Do you notice anything? 198 00:10:01,008 --> 00:10:04,343 His leg's a little swollen, but I don't see an injury. 199 00:10:04,378 --> 00:10:05,545 You're very observant. 200 00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:07,947 You think it could be deep-vein thrombosis? 201 00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,417 I read about this war correspondent 202 00:10:10,451 --> 00:10:12,919 who died from sitting in one place for too long. 203 00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:16,123 Better be careful, Maura. I think we found your replacement. 204 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,291 Can I see the wound? 205 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:22,763 - What kind of weapon did that? - I'm not sure. 206 00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:27,101 But the ragged wound edges suggest some kind of a barbed blade. 207 00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:28,770 Detective, can you help me turn him on his side? 208 00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:29,805 Yeah, sure. 209 00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:32,374 Okay. 210 00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,342 There we go. 211 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:38,380 We'll take a closer look with the fluoroscope. 212 00:10:38,414 --> 00:10:39,881 Huh. 213 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:42,350 There's something lodged near T-8. 214 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:45,253 Looks like some kind of spear tip. 215 00:10:57,499 --> 00:11:00,501 It looks like an iron krokspjot. 216 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,503 Aha! Just as I suspected ... a crockpot. 217 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:08,341 Krokspjots like this were used during the Viking era. 218 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:12,713 Oh. I think these are rune letters carved into the metal. 219 00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:16,517 The runic alphabet is an ancient nordic one that predates latin. 220 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,118 Can you read what it says? 221 00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:20,621 No. I'll have to consult a Runic scholar. 222 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:24,358 Well, Greg Jensen sold Viking-themed beer. 223 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,693 Maybe the spear tip came from his brewery or his office. 224 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,328 [ cellphone vibrates ] 225 00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:30,096 Mm. 226 00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:35,068 Okay, Frost and Korsak have a lead on a possible suspect. 227 00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:36,269 Come on, Dania. 228 00:11:36,336 --> 00:11:38,070 Cool. Can I watch you intimidate the suspect? 229 00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,405 No. But hurry. 230 00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:42,508 I don't want you to miss my mother's cooking class. 231 00:11:43,576 --> 00:11:46,044 Frost: Thank your mom for that cooking class. 232 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:48,646 Dawg and Reuben almost got slapped upside the head. 233 00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:50,482 Korsak, you were gonna hit your mentees? 234 00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:54,719 Not me ... Frost. Mr. Chill can't take teen 'tude. 235 00:11:56,088 --> 00:11:58,423 Take a look at this. 236 00:11:58,457 --> 00:12:02,627 That is the Overlord Ale logo. But look at this. 237 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,933 Why would a brother want to be in a nordic motorcycle gang? 238 00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:12,903 Ragnarok Riders is a motorcycle club. It's not a gang, Frost. 239 00:12:13,638 --> 00:12:18,008 Well, the motorcycle-club logo is similar to Overlord Ale. 240 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:22,212 Don't tell me our victim lifted a motorcycle club's logo. 241 00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:25,382 It gets worse. See the sexy Viking poster girl? 242 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:27,817 - Yes. - Meet Sophie West. 243 00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:31,588 Here she is with her daddy. 244 00:12:31,622 --> 00:12:34,725 Clark "Skull Crusher" West ... head of the Ragnarok Riders. 245 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:37,794 He sued Greg Jensen, claiming copyright infringement. 246 00:12:37,829 --> 00:12:40,097 Yeah, 'cause he couldn't sue for daughter infringement. 247 00:12:40,131 --> 00:12:44,067 Jensen paid Sophie to be the model for Overlord Ale. 248 00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:49,039 - Daddy sued over the logo and lost. - The guy's a sore loser. 249 00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:52,376 Hey, you watch yourself, pencil neck. 250 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,678 You watch your back. This battle isn't over. 251 00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:55,880 [ click ] 252 00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:57,949 Oh, I think we should pay Skull Crusher a visit. 253 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,717 [ alarm blaring ] 254 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,621 That's not a drill. Nothing's scheduled today. 255 00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:05,690 Get the hell out of here, people! 256 00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:09,195 Let's move ... now! Go! 257 00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:10,696 [ siren wails ] 258 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,998 I left my mask from Nairobi inside. 259 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,667 I left my lucky notepad. 260 00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:17,103 [ sighs ] I should've grabbed my swiss lithographs. 261 00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:19,872 Look at this building. Do you see any smoke? 262 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,373 No. 263 00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:24,176 And does your super-sniffer nose smell any smoke? 264 00:13:24,211 --> 00:13:25,344 No. 265 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:27,447 I think one of Rondo's rejects pulled the fire alarm 266 00:13:27,481 --> 00:13:29,549 to get out of Ma's "fun with fresh produce" lecture. 267 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:34,087 All right, everybody. Some joker pulled the fire alarm. 268 00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:36,890 - Let's get back to work. - Told you ... false alarm. 269 00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,530 Angela: Frankie! 270 00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:47,434 - Ma. What's the matter? - Someone stole my wallet! 271 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,855 Ok. I cashed my paycheck, I put my wallet in my purse {*70 lines need corr.} 272 00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:07,208 I keep my purse underneath the counter like I always do. 273 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:11,556 - That's not very safe. - Clearly Maura, thank you. 274 00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,804 You don't think... 275 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,866 - Yeah, I do think. - Me too. 276 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:22,115 - I better put these mask right to... - Ok, put them in a safe. 277 00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:26,853 - I don't have a safe! - No one's taking you masks, Maura! 278 00:14:27,455 --> 00:14:30,621 Ok, which one of you snap the wallet? Hm? 279 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,031 Look, anyone of you that "found" my mother's wallet 280 00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,927 you'd turn it now, we don't press charges. 281 00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,901 You heard Detective Vanilla. If one of you's been guilty parted... 282 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,121 guilty parted better speak up! 283 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,119 - I didn't steal no wallet. - Me neither. 284 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,683 I want a lawyer. 285 00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:47,052 Stand up. Do it! 286 00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:52,945 Hold your hands up. 287 00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:57,456 Whoever pull the fire alarm, has gonna have U.V. dye residue. 288 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:20,594 So? I turned it on, so I turned it off. 289 00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:23,520 - Sure you did. - I didn't steal no wallet. I... 290 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,244 You can't proove nothing! 291 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,986 No, but we can follow mis... for pulling the alarm. 292 00:15:28,235 --> 00:15:31,390 I know that it doesn't seem like it, but they're all good kids. 293 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:35,648 Dawg has scholarship to B.C.U. And he can lose it, if he gets in trouble. 294 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:38,647 If?! Oh, he's in trouble! 295 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:42,268 You'll find that wallet, Rondo, then we'll talk. 296 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,204 ...but I feel bad. 297 00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:54,326 You think that 20 minutes with us will turn they lives around? 298 00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:57,460 Hello. Will you support kids cancer aid, too? 299 00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:01,242 Uh... Boston homicide. Where we can find Clark West? 300 00:16:01,509 --> 00:16:03,074 Clark! 301 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,923 - What do you want? - We're investigating a homicide. 302 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,391 Wasn't asking you. I asked mylady. 303 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:14,495 Clark West. Friends call me "Skull Crasher". 304 00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,419 You're right bitch, Detective. 305 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:20,505 No, I am a terrible passanger. We're here about a murder. 306 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:23,844 I'm busy. Gettin' ready for a charity ride. 307 00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:26,459 Here's your choice. You can answer our questions, 308 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:29,630 or enjoy a bitch-ride and squad-core back to headquarters 309 00:16:29,736 --> 00:16:31,714 You've got 30 seconds of my attention. 310 00:16:31,817 --> 00:16:35,113 Greg Jensen, the beermaker you sued, was murdered yesterday. 311 00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:37,584 You know. Guy was a prick. 312 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:39,807 He might ahead something like that come to you. 313 00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:42,771 We have video of you threatening Greg Jensen at the courthouse. 314 00:16:42,891 --> 00:16:46,171 Stole my club logo. Made my daughter a marketing bitch. 315 00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:48,502 Where were you, you say? 316 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,518 Mass Gen. Pedriatic cancer center. 317 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,879 Bringing toys, books to the kids. You wanna see the photos? 318 00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:59,529 Big Carl here maxed up the camera member. 319 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:04,221 Really cute. He signed them. 320 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,880 - Good luck with your aid. - Thank you. 321 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,153 Hi. 322 00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:21,779 I emailed the photo of the rune letters on 323 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:24,251 speartip to my old nordic history professor. 324 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:30,050 - It says: "Olaf the Boneless" - The recipy to Viking soup? 325 00:17:30,227 --> 00:17:33,017 Hm. Could it have meant "Ivar"... I wonder. 326 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,408 - Hm, you too? - There was a Viking leader named 327 00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:37,266 "Ivar the Boneless". 328 00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:40,199 Some scholars believe that he was a disabled dwarf, who was 329 00:17:40,316 --> 00:17:43,327 carryin' into battle on his shield. He was a great warrior. 330 00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:47,751 How was a boneless dwarf on a shield... great warrior... 331 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,836 You... how'd he managed to do this? 332 00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:53,235 - Do what? - A boneless dwarf... 333 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:56,843 - What was so urgent? - The crime lab found semenal fluid 334 00:17:56,973 --> 00:18:00,207 mixed with vaginal secretions in the victim's Tyvek suit. 335 00:18:00,331 --> 00:18:03,212 - It appears to be a month old. - In? 336 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,755 So, our victim had sex about month ago and then... 337 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:10,426 wore his disposable Tyvek suit again? 338 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:14,414 Yes. And they also found vaginal secretions on a spear. 339 00:18:14,537 --> 00:18:18,306 Okay, that qualifies as the grossest trace evidence ever. {* from here ok} 340 00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,374 [ chuckles ] 341 00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,710 Relax. The secretions were here. 342 00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:25,379 Probably from transfer. Also about a month old. 343 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:28,449 And there was enough cellular material in both to extract DNA. 344 00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,152 - We're running it. - So our killer could be a woman. 345 00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:32,387 [ cellphone beeps ] 346 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:35,456 Well, since a weapon this sharp doesn't need much force, it's possible. 347 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,225 Korsak is interviewing the victim's wife. 348 00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:38,760 I need one of those swabby things. 349 00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:43,565 W... stop! I'll get you whatever you're looking for. 350 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,234 But I need a more precise description. 351 00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:47,335 I have to figure out what you say all day long. 352 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:50,438 You can't figure out "swabby thing"? Really? 353 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,676 [ door opens ] 354 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:59,046 Mrs. Jensen, this is Detective Rizzoli. 355 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,948 - Very sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 356 00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:03,616 Mrs. Jensen was just telling me 357 00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:06,252 that her husband often disappeared for days at a time. 358 00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,988 You have any idea where he was going? 359 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,723 [ scoffs ] 360 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:13,693 He said he was working on a new Ale recipe. 361 00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:16,997 But I had my suspicions. 362 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,167 I think he was having an affair. 363 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,341 [ voice breaking ] I'm right, aren't I? 364 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,112 We found a woman's DNA on your husband's clothing. 365 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:35,414 [ whimpers ] 366 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:40,586 Was he gone for an extended period of time about a month ago? 367 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,756 This has been going on for almost a year. 368 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,693 You understand that we'll need to rule you out 369 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,094 as a source of that DNA? 370 00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:55,326 Yeah, of course. Whatever you guys need. 371 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,937 [ sighs ] 372 00:19:57,971 --> 00:20:01,074 I found a second phone in my husband's car. 373 00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:04,377 I believe they're called "burn" phones. 374 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,713 I wrote the number down. 375 00:20:09,951 --> 00:20:11,651 Maybe that'll help. 376 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,755 Thank you. 377 00:20:19,939 --> 00:20:21,928 What were you thinking Detective Frost? 378 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,254 I guess I wasn't thinking, sir. 379 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,591 - You sure as hell weren't. - I'm sorry, sir. 380 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,563 - What was that all about? - I made hazelnut coffee. 381 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,632 Apparently, he doesn't like hazelnut. 382 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,033 Oh, boy. 383 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,602 Why is Cavanaugh in such a lousy mood? 384 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,538 - 'Cause he broke up with my mother. - You're kidding me. 385 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,274 Unh-unh. 386 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,176 You don't look too surprised. 387 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,278 Uh... your mother confided in me, 388 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,147 and asked me not to say anything. 389 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,483 Well, good. I'm glad she had you to talk to. She was really hurt. 390 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,485 - I think she still likes him. - How do you feel about that? 391 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,821 Like it's time to set a good example for Mrs. Buttinsky 392 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,323 and not be Detective Buttinsky. 393 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,294 Run this number, will you? It's our victim's burn phone. 394 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,763 - Wife seems clean to me. - Me too. 395 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,533 I'm guessing ol' Greg wasn't calling home on that second phone. 396 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,202 Yeah, he was. But not the family home. 397 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,737 Our boy had two phones for two addresses. 398 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:17,042 He was using his secret batphone to call... 399 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,645 a back bay condo he bought a year ago. 400 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,082 I'm thinking not only was he cheating on his wife, 401 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,519 - he had a little love nest. - Let's go toss it. 402 00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:34,561 [ indistinct yelling, scuffling ] 403 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:38,499 Boston police! Open the door! 404 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,033 [ doorknob rattles ] 405 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,437 [ man screams ] 406 00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:47,274 Clear. 407 00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:53,647 I think all that yelling is just this game. 408 00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:54,848 [ scuffling, yelling stop ] 409 00:21:54,883 --> 00:21:56,216 Korsak: Clear. 410 00:21:57,585 --> 00:22:00,454 Olaf the Boneless. That's the same name 411 00:22:00,488 --> 00:22:02,456 that was on the spear tip that killed him. 412 00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:04,458 Must be Jensen's user name. 413 00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:08,796 Man. He liked playing. He's logged 2,738 hours. 414 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,398 He has some high-level weapons, too ... 415 00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:12,700 Porgeir's Ax, Thor's hammer. 416 00:22:12,735 --> 00:22:15,269 And a saga shield? Damn! 417 00:22:15,304 --> 00:22:18,439 You seem to know a lot about this, Frost. 418 00:22:18,474 --> 00:22:22,377 - I've dabbled in MMORPG. - Have you? 419 00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:24,979 Massive multiplayer online role-playing games. 420 00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,048 This one's called "Vikings of the Realm." 421 00:22:27,082 --> 00:22:29,650 Why would you waste 2,700 hours playing a computer game? 422 00:22:29,685 --> 00:22:31,886 - Points. - Points for what? 423 00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:33,888 - To win! - Win what?! 424 00:22:33,922 --> 00:22:37,792 Okay, so... Greg Jensen ran a successful microbrewing company, 425 00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:41,128 but he pretended to be "Olaf the Boneless" most of the time. 426 00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:44,030 Look at this ... snail mail, 427 00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:48,168 addressed to the victim at a P.O. Box, sent within the last month. 428 00:22:48,203 --> 00:22:51,105 No return address. Can't read it. 429 00:22:54,309 --> 00:22:56,877 Looks like it's written in rune. 430 00:22:58,179 --> 00:23:03,417 Hey, look at this. "Your whore is next." 431 00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,753 I'm thinking our killer isn't done. 432 00:23:07,956 --> 00:23:09,757 I'm just saying it's more cost-effective 433 00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:12,860 to get a quart of frozen yogurt if we're sharing the same flavors. 434 00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:14,127 I like my own, okay? 435 00:23:14,162 --> 00:23:17,765 Well, why don't you like it swirled? It's still mocha and mint. 436 00:23:17,799 --> 00:23:21,035 No. When you swirl it, it becomes one flavor. 437 00:23:21,069 --> 00:23:22,770 Coffee toothpaste. 438 00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:26,641 Don't get your pepperoni grease on my half. 439 00:23:26,675 --> 00:23:29,011 Okay, get your mushroom off my half. 440 00:23:31,248 --> 00:23:32,782 Did you talk to your mother? 441 00:23:32,816 --> 00:23:35,451 Lieutenant Cavanaugh looked miserable when we left. 442 00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:38,288 Well, maybe because we have an unsolved homicide 443 00:23:38,322 --> 00:23:40,623 with a killer hiding in a video game. 444 00:23:40,658 --> 00:23:42,991 [ man and woman laugh ] 445 00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:45,295 Who's that? 446 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:49,999 [ man and woman laugh ] 447 00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:53,569 He did not! A lavender VW bug? 448 00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:57,072 God's honest truth ... lavender, for a guy who's... 449 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,874 You feel me? [ chuckles ] 450 00:23:58,908 --> 00:24:00,743 Who's gonna feel you, Detective Gibson? 451 00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:02,311 Detective Rizzoli. [ chuckling ] 452 00:24:02,345 --> 00:24:04,040 How are you? Uh... 453 00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:05,881 I was just dropping your mother off. 454 00:24:07,984 --> 00:24:09,184 Did you permit this? 455 00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:12,087 Well, I insisted they each have one foot on the floor 456 00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:14,456 when there's heavy petting on your mother's bed. 457 00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:15,557 [ forced laughter ] 458 00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:17,760 You're so funny. [ chuckles ] 459 00:24:17,794 --> 00:24:23,698 - Uh, Ma, can I talk to you for a sec? - Uh... s-sure. 460 00:24:24,733 --> 00:24:25,767 [ sighs ] 461 00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:27,902 Oh, hey, I'm just gonna go upstairs. 462 00:24:27,937 --> 00:24:30,272 I think I forgot to charge my electric toothbrush. 463 00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:33,108 Okay, why are you doing this to Lieutenant Cavanaugh? 464 00:24:33,142 --> 00:24:36,211 Okay, Jane, this is so not your business. 465 00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:39,181 Yeah, it is. Especially when he's taking it out on all of us. 466 00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:40,783 The ... the entire squad. 467 00:24:40,817 --> 00:24:43,919 Well, then he's more juvenile than I thought he was. 468 00:24:43,954 --> 00:24:45,454 You want to hear juvenile? 469 00:24:45,488 --> 00:24:49,192 [ mockingly ] "If you were a car, you'd be a '68 Dodge Charger." 470 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:52,728 - You don't even like that goofball. - Don't call him that. 471 00:24:52,763 --> 00:24:55,398 - And I do, too! - I don't believe you. 472 00:24:55,432 --> 00:24:57,066 And if you are doing this just to get to Cavanaugh, 473 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,702 then I'm gonna say the same thing you told me. 474 00:24:59,737 --> 00:25:03,073 Don't. It's beneath you. 475 00:25:05,943 --> 00:25:07,244 Jane. 476 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:11,147 Wh... Ma? A-are you crying? 477 00:25:11,182 --> 00:25:14,785 - I'm so proud of you. - W-w-why are you crying? 478 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:18,255 Because I raised you ... I raised a beautiful girl. 479 00:25:18,289 --> 00:25:19,323 [ gasps ] 480 00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:21,559 Ohh. [ smooches ] 481 00:25:23,629 --> 00:25:25,095 And... 482 00:25:27,032 --> 00:25:28,299 ...you're right. 483 00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:30,601 [ sighs deeply ] 484 00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:31,702 Thank you. 485 00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:36,573 - I love you, Ma. - I love you more. 486 00:25:41,312 --> 00:25:43,346 - Thanks, gorgeous. - Detective. 487 00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:44,347 [ chuckles ] 488 00:25:44,382 --> 00:25:45,682 That's a good sign. 489 00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:47,017 At least she's not drawing attentntion to her mouth. 490 00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:49,853 No sign of flirtation. 491 00:25:49,888 --> 00:25:53,057 I needed a pick-me-up after that Porsche fiasco. 492 00:25:53,091 --> 00:25:56,193 You hear about this, Rizzoli? Everybody's talking about it. 493 00:25:56,228 --> 00:25:59,196 Oh, yeah, everyone's talking about that old "Porsh," Gibson. 494 00:25:59,231 --> 00:26:01,999 It's "Porsh-ah." 495 00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:05,002 Really? "Gibson" is an italian name? 496 00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:10,274 No. But some of us know a lot about high-end italian rides. 497 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:13,911 It's a german car, you idiot. 498 00:26:13,945 --> 00:26:16,213 I think they're crotch-blocking each other. 499 00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:17,748 "Crotch-blocking"? Really? 500 00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:19,716 [ cellphone vibrates ] Mm. 501 00:26:19,751 --> 00:26:21,085 It's my old nordic-history professor. 502 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,319 His office says he's almost here. 503 00:26:22,354 --> 00:26:25,456 Mrs. Vanilla. We found your wallet! 504 00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:29,326 Angela: Rondo, thank you! Oh! Where'd you find it, Rondo? 505 00:26:29,361 --> 00:26:30,928 I knew you guys didn't take it. 506 00:26:30,962 --> 00:26:34,198 Well, we checked the trash. Dania found it in a dumpster. 507 00:26:34,232 --> 00:26:35,199 [ gasps ] 508 00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:36,567 Is everything there, Ma? 509 00:26:36,601 --> 00:26:40,872 Well, my license, my ATM card, my cash ... 510 00:26:40,907 --> 00:26:41,906 Oh. 511 00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:46,077 - I'm missing 100 bucks. - Rondo: Are you sure, Mrs. Vanilla? 512 00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:50,281 Okay, Dawg, let's go. We're going upstairs to booking. 513 00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:52,817 No, Jane, wait. Let me handle this. 514 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:54,085 [ sighs ] 515 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,654 How would your mother feel? 516 00:26:55,688 --> 00:26:58,690 She wouldn't be very proud, would she? 517 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,360 Rondo: Um... Dawg doesn't have a mother. 518 00:27:02,395 --> 00:27:05,063 - His mother passed. - Oh. 519 00:27:05,097 --> 00:27:05,964 Oh. 520 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:09,300 Oh, I'm ... I'm sor... don't cry. 521 00:27:09,335 --> 00:27:12,003 - Don't cry. All right. - He didn't do it. 522 00:27:12,972 --> 00:27:14,272 He's covering for me. 523 00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:16,541 The money's there. I put it back. 524 00:27:16,576 --> 00:27:19,177 Dania, why would you steal from me? 525 00:27:19,212 --> 00:27:21,446 I needed $100 for a textbook. 526 00:27:21,481 --> 00:27:23,148 Well, why didn't you tell the teacher? 527 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:28,821 - I didn't want her to know ... - What? 528 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,291 That ... that you live in a teen shelter? 529 00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:33,993 Yeah. 530 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,261 [ sighs ] 531 00:27:35,295 --> 00:27:39,064 You went to the bathroom. I took the wallet out of your purse. 532 00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:43,335 Dawg saw you coming, and he pulled the alarm to cover for me. 533 00:27:43,369 --> 00:27:46,605 - I'm really sorry. - I'm sorry, too. 534 00:27:58,656 --> 00:28:01,324 Jane. This is professor Walter Lowell 535 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:02,893 from the Department of scandinavian studies 536 00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:04,427 at Boston Cambridge university. 537 00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:07,263 - Hello. It's nice to meet you. - The pleasure is mine. 538 00:28:07,298 --> 00:28:09,932 Dr. Isles was about to show me some letters 539 00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:13,702 written in the rune alphabet that you all would like me to translate. 540 00:28:13,736 --> 00:28:15,871 Yes. I have some of the letters here. 541 00:28:15,905 --> 00:28:18,373 [ loudly ] We made copies of the originals. 542 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,876 Oh, floppy disks? [ chuckles ] 543 00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:25,013 Oh, yes, I certainly do remember when the floppies were the originals. 544 00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:26,381 [ chuckles ] 545 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:29,284 When you said "old," I didn't realize 546 00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:33,489 that you meant he and Olaf went on Viking raids... together. 547 00:28:33,523 --> 00:28:35,591 He's hard of hearing, but he can read lips. 548 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:39,162 These appear to be written in proto-norse. 549 00:28:39,196 --> 00:28:42,132 That's an indo-european language spoken in Scandinavia. 550 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,533 It's thought to have evolved 551 00:28:43,568 --> 00:28:47,337 as a proto-germanic northern dialect over the 1st century A.D. 552 00:28:47,372 --> 00:28:50,073 Please ... one nerd at a time. 553 00:28:50,108 --> 00:28:56,180 Well, these are love letters addressed to a Viking 554 00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:59,850 by the name of Olaf the Boneless. 555 00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:04,054 No, that's ... that's historically incorrect. 556 00:29:04,088 --> 00:29:06,824 it's Ivar the Boneless. 557 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,695 Hmm. 558 00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:13,098 I hope he's not charging us by the hour. 559 00:29:13,132 --> 00:29:14,099 Stop. 560 00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,534 They were written by Olaf's lover, 561 00:29:16,568 --> 00:29:20,538 a Viking maiden by the name of Gunnhild. 562 00:29:20,572 --> 00:29:26,076 Oh, dear. Olaf was still married to a different Viking maiden 563 00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:28,079 by the name of Undirmaor. 564 00:29:28,113 --> 00:29:31,081 - You know, "Undirmaor" means ... - Not now, Maura. 565 00:29:31,116 --> 00:29:34,685 Exactly how deep into this game was he? 566 00:29:34,719 --> 00:29:36,821 Listen to this. 567 00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:41,025 "Your velvety beard still hums 568 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:45,697 against the bosom of my tender flesh." 569 00:29:45,731 --> 00:29:47,033 [ inhales ] 570 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:50,636 Okay. Well, uh, you've been very helpful. 571 00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:52,004 [ knock on door, door opens ] 572 00:29:52,038 --> 00:29:53,872 The DNA recovered from the spear is a match 573 00:29:53,907 --> 00:29:56,575 for the DNA found on the victim. It's from the same woman. 574 00:29:56,610 --> 00:29:58,911 - Maura: Thank you, Susie. - Okay, well, that's a big break. 575 00:29:58,946 --> 00:30:00,046 Yep. 576 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,915 [ loudly ] It was nice to meet you. 577 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:06,119 Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not finished with your letters. 578 00:30:06,153 --> 00:30:08,621 Sit. Sit. Have some tea. 579 00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,590 Have some tea. 580 00:30:10,624 --> 00:30:17,564 "Cold are the counsel of women." Cold, indeed. 581 00:30:20,536 --> 00:30:22,972 Find anything on the victim's computer? 582 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,946 Nothing useful. He just used it to play MMOS. 583 00:30:25,981 --> 00:30:27,848 No idea how he had a successful business. 584 00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:31,052 I guess playing with Geirlaug of Gongu is more fun than making beer. 585 00:30:31,086 --> 00:30:32,654 "Vikings of the Realm" game makers 586 00:30:32,688 --> 00:30:34,589 sent over subscriber information ... 587 00:30:34,623 --> 00:30:37,092 12,000 names of people Greg Jensen played with. 588 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,794 I was about to go through them when Jane rescued me. 589 00:30:39,829 --> 00:30:42,496 - Where is she? - Trapped with professor Windbag. 590 00:30:42,531 --> 00:30:45,132 Undirmaor and... Gunnhild? 591 00:30:46,568 --> 00:30:49,003 I can't find under-girl, but I found the other one. 592 00:30:50,772 --> 00:30:53,074 [ chuckles ] Gunnhild is va-va-va-voom! 593 00:30:53,108 --> 00:30:54,909 Her name is Kendra Dee. 594 00:30:54,943 --> 00:30:57,845 She logs in from her house in South End ... 595 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,815 conveniently located just minutes from us. 596 00:31:00,849 --> 00:31:04,151 I'm not doing anything. I could help you pick her up. 597 00:31:13,662 --> 00:31:18,866 Yes, that's my avatar. Can't you tell? 598 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,668 Yeah. Quite the resemblance. 599 00:31:21,670 --> 00:31:23,971 Were you having an affair with Greg Jensen? 600 00:31:24,006 --> 00:31:26,207 Oh, I was. 601 00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:31,279 It was the most intensely passionate affair of my life. 602 00:31:31,313 --> 00:31:36,518 We made love on the Isle of Thanet, Nottingham, York. 603 00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:43,458 - Ma'am, was this I.R.L.? - It was enchanting and magical. 604 00:31:43,492 --> 00:31:46,294 Olaf swept me off my feet. 605 00:31:46,329 --> 00:31:49,731 That's not what I asked. Was it I.R.L.? 606 00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:51,333 It was not. 607 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:54,135 - What's "I.R.L."? - "In real life." 608 00:31:55,071 --> 00:32:00,075 - Ma'am, have you seen this before? - No, but I can read rune letters. 609 00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:05,949 It's the name of my lover ... "Olaf the Boneless." 610 00:32:05,983 --> 00:32:07,917 [ chuckles ] 611 00:32:07,952 --> 00:32:10,153 Did you write these letters to Greg Jensen? 612 00:32:10,187 --> 00:32:14,991 To Olaf. [ sighs ] It's a shame he's dead. 613 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,894 This has to be the work of Undirmaor. 614 00:32:18,929 --> 00:32:22,664 She did everything in her power to drive us apart. 615 00:32:22,699 --> 00:32:25,201 Do you know who Undirmaor is in the, uh... 616 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,037 - ... the I.R.L.? - No. I do not. 617 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:32,007 But mark my words ... I will get that woman. 618 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:38,080 Take my card a-and call me before you do that. Ma'am. 619 00:32:38,114 --> 00:32:41,550 Ma'am. Greg Jensen was killed I.R.L. 620 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,718 Yeah. By an R.P. 621 00:32:44,787 --> 00:32:46,522 "Real person." 622 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,258 [ cellphone vibrates ] [ cellphone beeps ] 623 00:32:50,293 --> 00:32:51,426 It's Jane. 624 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:54,263 We'd like to do a cheek swab for a DNA sample. 625 00:32:54,297 --> 00:32:56,731 [ sighs ] If you must. 626 00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:01,336 Darn! Who am I gonna play with now? 627 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,104 [ sighs ] 628 00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:12,379 Oh, my god. I thought that professor 629 00:33:12,413 --> 00:33:15,349 would never stop talking about underwear. 630 00:33:15,383 --> 00:33:18,885 Undirmaor has got mad hacking skills. 631 00:33:18,919 --> 00:33:21,989 Keeps changing accounts, deleted her avatar's history. 632 00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:23,757 [ cellphone vibrates, beeps ] 633 00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:26,259 Well, what do you know? It's Gunnhild. 634 00:33:27,428 --> 00:33:28,762 She's cute. 635 00:33:28,796 --> 00:33:31,598 She stopped looking like that in 1963. 636 00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:35,334 She's at a secret gaming event. I'm invited. 637 00:33:35,369 --> 00:33:36,802 Well, the DNA results haven't come back yet. 638 00:33:36,837 --> 00:33:37,970 She could be our killer. 639 00:33:38,005 --> 00:33:39,205 Uh-oh. 640 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,340 She's says she's about to make contact with Undirmaor. 641 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,608 Let's go. 642 00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:48,314 [ indistinct shouting, metal clanking ] 643 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:53,786 There's Porgeir. And there's Thor. 644 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:56,155 And Grettir. And Refur! 645 00:33:57,424 --> 00:33:58,824 "Refur"? 646 00:34:01,895 --> 00:34:03,629 Well, I don't see my date. 647 00:34:03,664 --> 00:34:06,032 Young man: Speak your preference, Viking kin ... 648 00:34:06,066 --> 00:34:08,968 Raiding, looting, pillaging, slaughtering. 649 00:34:09,002 --> 00:34:10,069 [ grunts ] 650 00:34:10,104 --> 00:34:11,604 [ chuckles ] 651 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:15,107 Maybe... Erich the Blood Ax has seen her. 652 00:34:15,142 --> 00:34:17,610 Whoa! Your name, wench? 653 00:34:17,644 --> 00:34:19,812 Detective Rizzoli, Boston homicide. 654 00:34:21,781 --> 00:34:24,449 I'm sorry. W-we're role-playing. 655 00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:25,717 Get it, yeah. 656 00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:28,453 Uh, we're looking for a Viking named "Gunnhild." 657 00:34:28,487 --> 00:34:30,988 [ chuckling ] Sure, yeah ... the babe. 658 00:34:33,058 --> 00:34:35,126 She's in the lower realm. 659 00:34:37,395 --> 00:34:40,364 Woman: Come on! You've only got one life left. 660 00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:42,367 Man: And I got to go back to the beginning. 661 00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:45,203 Oh, crap. Mrs. D! Kendra! 662 00:34:45,238 --> 00:34:47,072 Call for backup. We got to lock this place down. 663 00:34:47,774 --> 00:34:49,875 Hey, you. You! Hey! 664 00:34:49,910 --> 00:34:52,578 I need all units in the area at Solly's comic store. 665 00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:53,813 Did you see anyone come in here? 666 00:34:53,847 --> 00:34:55,148 Uh, no, sir. Ma'am. Ma'am. 667 00:34:55,182 --> 00:34:58,451 Make sure nobody leaves this store, all right? Go on! 668 00:34:58,486 --> 00:35:00,353 [ cellphone beeps ] 669 00:35:00,387 --> 00:35:02,989 She was stabbed with a dagger ... just like in the game. 670 00:35:04,392 --> 00:35:06,326 Who the hell is Undirmaor? 671 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,261 Because that's our killer. 672 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:15,154 Tell me you have something 673 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,722 'cause we don't have a single witness., 674 00:35:16,756 --> 00:35:19,958 Well, I found a hair on Kendra's cloak. No root ball. 675 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,427 But we are trying a new forensic laser technique. 676 00:35:22,462 --> 00:35:24,797 It uses ultraviolet light and mass spectrometry. 677 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,799 - Faster, please. - Zaps the hair and turns it into a gas. 678 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,968 Explain how that's gonna help me solve two murders. 679 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:32,138 It may help us determine what the killer ate 680 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,505 and drank over the last year. 681 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,842 How is knowing how many ding dongs our suspect ate helpful? 682 00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:39,378 The mass spectrometer results are back on the hair tests. 683 00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:42,148 - I know you've been waiting for them. - Thank you. 684 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:47,754 Because hair grows slowly over time, it creates a timeline of sorts. 685 00:35:47,788 --> 00:35:50,791 Jane: Okay. So, what did the killer eat ... 686 00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:54,662 Uh, let me see ... for breakfast in April? 687 00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:57,265 - That's interesting. - It certainly is. 688 00:35:57,699 --> 00:36:01,670 Strawberry waffles? Eggs benedict? What? 689 00:36:01,704 --> 00:36:05,240 Fermented minke whale and sheep's head cheese. 690 00:36:05,275 --> 00:36:09,712 Where would you get minke whale and sheep's head cheese, 691 00:36:09,746 --> 00:36:11,280 assuming you'd want it? 692 00:36:11,314 --> 00:36:13,749 Um... Scandinavia? 693 00:36:14,751 --> 00:36:19,723 Scandinavia. Maura, what does "Undirmaor" mean? 694 00:36:19,757 --> 00:36:22,292 - In english? - No. In proto-hobbit. 695 00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:25,496 - Yes, in english! - "Underling" or "apprentice." 696 00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:28,800 Apprentice. Or assistant. 697 00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:34,973 Maura, we know someone who's probably been eating whale or sheep. 698 00:36:35,007 --> 00:36:37,609 Frost: Got a warrant. Alibi was bullshit. 699 00:36:37,644 --> 00:36:40,645 The airline just confirmed Ruby Burke, Greg Jensen's assistant, 700 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,015 flew standby on an earlier flight from Reykjavik. 701 00:36:44,050 --> 00:36:46,618 - Nice, Frost. - Okay. Thanks. 702 00:36:46,652 --> 00:36:48,053 [ cellphone beeps ] 703 00:36:48,087 --> 00:36:49,554 Ruby didn't show up to work today. 704 00:36:49,588 --> 00:36:51,723 She's playing "Vikings of the realm" somewhere. 705 00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:55,961 - So I put a bolo out in the realm? - No. I built an avatar to find her. 706 00:36:56,996 --> 00:36:58,230 Looks just like you. 707 00:36:58,264 --> 00:36:59,264 [ chuckles ] 708 00:36:59,298 --> 00:37:00,565 We got to go in disguise. 709 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,901 I still don't understand the point of this stupid game. 710 00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:05,736 Well, what is so hard about it? 711 00:37:05,771 --> 00:37:11,542 You raid ships, plunder villages, Kill sworn enemies... to win. 712 00:37:11,576 --> 00:37:13,410 Win what? A fantasy lover? 713 00:37:13,445 --> 00:37:17,281 Wait a minute. I don't think this is about winning. 714 00:37:17,315 --> 00:37:18,749 I think this is about love. 715 00:37:18,783 --> 00:37:21,118 You think Greg Jensen was having a real affair with Ruby? 716 00:37:21,152 --> 00:37:24,054 I don't know. It wasn't much of an affair. 717 00:37:24,089 --> 00:37:26,290 There wasn't any evidence of her at his love nest, 718 00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:30,127 and the secretions and the seminal fluid that we found were a month old. 719 00:37:30,161 --> 00:37:31,962 Unless Jensen had pity sex. 720 00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:34,765 - Pity sex? - Yeah, one-time pity sex, 721 00:37:34,799 --> 00:37:36,700 right before he sent Ruby to Scandinavia. 722 00:37:36,735 --> 00:37:40,370 I mean, he froze her out ... in real life and in the game, too. 723 00:37:40,405 --> 00:37:42,406 So, Ruby must have stalked him in the game, 724 00:37:42,441 --> 00:37:44,575 figured out that he had a new virtual lover... 725 00:37:44,609 --> 00:37:47,378 "Gunnhild," A.K.A. Kendra Dee. 726 00:37:47,413 --> 00:37:51,283 Frost... check and see if Olaf is online. 727 00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:54,519 Olaf? But Greg Jensen is dead in the I.R.L. 728 00:37:54,554 --> 00:37:57,489 So explain why Olaf is online in his back bay love nest. 729 00:37:57,524 --> 00:37:59,258 Not Olaf ... Undirmaor. 730 00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:03,462 Hey. 731 00:38:08,868 --> 00:38:11,969 [ indistinct shouting, metal clanking ] 732 00:38:17,642 --> 00:38:18,909 Jane: Ruby, put your hands in the air. 733 00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:21,678 Undirmaor: Olaf, my love. 734 00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:24,347 Undirmaor. At last... you're here. 735 00:38:24,382 --> 00:38:27,217 Ru... she doesn't even know we're here. 736 00:38:27,252 --> 00:38:28,252 Korsak, unplug that thing. 737 00:38:33,658 --> 00:38:36,727 No. No! Olaf! 738 00:38:36,761 --> 00:38:38,662 Olaf, please come back, my love. 739 00:38:38,696 --> 00:38:41,698 - Ruby, it's over. - It's not over. 740 00:38:41,732 --> 00:38:44,200 We were finally together. Turn it on. 741 00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,368 Bring him back. 742 00:38:45,402 --> 00:38:48,037 Korsak: He's not coming back. Greg is dead, Ruby. 743 00:38:48,071 --> 00:38:49,672 [ crying, sniffling ] 744 00:38:52,575 --> 00:38:55,009 [ voice breaking ] I loved him. 745 00:38:56,645 --> 00:38:58,713 He loved me. 746 00:38:58,747 --> 00:39:02,150 Did he love Ruby Burke, or did he love Undirmaor? 747 00:39:02,185 --> 00:39:05,820 He loved me. Me. 748 00:39:07,089 --> 00:39:10,993 Olaf loved Undirmaor, and I thought... 749 00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:15,832 oh, god, if only, if only he knew that it was me ... 750 00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:18,968 me, Ruby, right there all along... 751 00:39:19,002 --> 00:39:20,970 Did you tell him who you were before or after 752 00:39:21,004 --> 00:39:22,872 you slept with him a month ago? 753 00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:29,345 I gave him my flesh. [ sniffles ] 754 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:32,982 And when I told him I was Undirmaor, he just... 755 00:39:33,017 --> 00:39:36,018 he sent me away. 756 00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:43,726 Ruby, you're under arrest for the murder of Greg Jensen. 757 00:39:43,761 --> 00:39:45,829 No! No! Please turn it back on! 758 00:39:45,863 --> 00:39:47,030 And Kendra Dee. 759 00:39:47,064 --> 00:39:49,532 [ sobbing ] No! No, he's not gone! 760 00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:52,602 No, he's not gone! He can't be! 761 00:39:52,636 --> 00:39:54,971 He can't be gone! 762 00:39:56,774 --> 00:39:59,375 Aah! Go right to jail! 763 00:39:59,409 --> 00:40:00,509 [ laughter ] 764 00:40:00,544 --> 00:40:03,846 My turn. I want to buy me some property. 765 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,348 Hope you hid the good silver. 766 00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:10,052 You pretend to be such a badass, but you're really a pushover. 767 00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:11,720 I'm glad you brought them here. 768 00:40:11,755 --> 00:40:14,857 Why? So you could study aberrant juvenile behavior? 769 00:40:14,891 --> 00:40:17,860 They just need some attention, a little support. 770 00:40:17,894 --> 00:40:19,695 I mean, they've never played a board game. 771 00:40:19,729 --> 00:40:22,631 - Can you believe that? - I know. 772 00:40:22,665 --> 00:40:24,834 Maura, how much garlic did you put on this bread? 773 00:40:24,868 --> 00:40:26,435 - Six cloves. - Six cl... 774 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:29,804 They're homeless teenagers. They're not vampires. 775 00:40:31,107 --> 00:40:32,441 What about Dania? 776 00:40:32,475 --> 00:40:34,710 [ sighs ] Well, I'm gonna keep an eye on her. 777 00:40:34,744 --> 00:40:37,847 And so are you. And we'll make sure 778 00:40:37,881 --> 00:40:40,649 that she puts that big brain to good use. 779 00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:44,053 And I talked to Cavanaugh. The mentor program is now official. 780 00:40:44,087 --> 00:40:45,054 Great. 781 00:40:45,088 --> 00:40:46,589 Rondo: Yes! Whoo-hoo! 782 00:40:46,623 --> 00:40:50,392 - I wanted park place! - Oh, too bad, Mrs. Vanilla. 783 00:40:50,426 --> 00:40:52,494 - Hey, Vanilla. - Yeah. 784 00:40:52,528 --> 00:40:54,897 I'm a landlord! [ laughter ] 785 00:40:57,667 --> 00:41:00,436 I never pictured an evening in with Rondo. 786 00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,470 [ chuckles ] 787 00:41:01,504 --> 00:41:03,572 - Jane. - Hmm? 788 00:41:03,607 --> 00:41:07,076 You don't think that your mom might... 789 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,278 I don't want to seem uncharitable, but... 790 00:41:09,313 --> 00:41:14,017 Yes, I will make sure that the Rondo's rejects family 791 00:41:14,051 --> 00:41:15,651 does not move into your guesthouse, yes. 792 00:41:15,686 --> 00:41:17,086 [ chuckling ] Thank you. 793 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,421 - Who's hungry? - I'm starving. 794 00:41:19,456 --> 00:41:21,690 All: Me too! 795 00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:24,760 - Here you go. - Oh, man, this looks good! 796 00:41:24,794 --> 00:41:26,161 All right, lasagna's hot. 797 00:41:26,196 --> 00:41:28,964 [ indistinct talking ] 798 00:41:28,999 --> 00:41:30,132 No, no, no. I got it. 799 00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:32,802 No. No. N-n-no. J-just look. 800 00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:35,672 - Like this. - Okay. 801 00:41:35,706 --> 00:41:37,641 [ laughter, indistinct talking ] 802 00:41:39,103 --> 00:41:42,094 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~