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Do we have to do this right now?

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Yes.

3
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Me and Curtis, we're over.

4
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Seriously?
I can teleport.

5
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Look, this is not real!
It's just a game!

6
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Don't die. I love you.

7
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He'll still be here.

8
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No, I don't love him. I love you.

9
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It's you falling in love with him
that makes him become me.

10
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Simon!

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Ah.

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Jesus!

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Sorry. I was just, er...

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Oh, come on,
if that was me bent over,

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wearing a lovely pair of knickers,

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you're telling me you wouldn't treat
yourself to a good eyeful?

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Piss off, you pervert.

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OK, but you know you would.

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Wh...

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Hello?

21
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Who's there?

22
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You don't want to mess with me, man.
I do that cage fighting shit.

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I've killed a Chinese man
with my bare hands.

24
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Oh, yeah.

25
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Who's scared now, huh?

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Huh! Uh!

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Oh!

28
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Hi, Dad.

29
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How was your day?

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It was good.

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# THE RAPTURE: Echoes

32
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# The city breathing,
the people churning

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# The conversating

34
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# The price is what?

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# The conversating

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# This place is heaven

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# And if you see them... #

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# ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN:
The Killing Moon

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# Under blue moon I saw you

40
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# So soon you'll take me
up in your arms

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# Too late to beg you or cancel it
though I know it must be... #

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Hiya.

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# The killing time

44
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# Unwillingly mine... #

45
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Hi.

46
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I called out.

47
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You didn't hear, cos of the music.

48
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Right.

49
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Do you want to walk in together?

50
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You don't have to if you're
embarrassed to be seen with me.

51
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I'd never be embarrassed
to be seen with you.

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Good.

53
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Ready?

54
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What are you listening to?

55
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Echo & The Bunnymen.

56
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Never heard of them.

57
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Thanks.

58
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# The sky all hung with jewels

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# The killing moon... #

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This is really depressing.

61
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What's up with you?

62
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Some bastard killed me last night.

63
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Are you winding us up?

64
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No! No, cross my heart
and hope to die.

65
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Or not.

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Who was it?

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I don't know.

68
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I was too busy
being savagely beaten to death.

69
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That is not a pleasant way to die.

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Have you got any enemies?

71
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No. I'm universally popular
and well-liked.

72
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Why would anyone want to kill me?

73
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I can think of a few reasons.

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Definitely.

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Shitloads.

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You annoy people.

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See, why would you even say
something like that?

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That's very hurtful.
I thought we were friends,

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you ungrateful little twat.

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Don't speak to him like that.

81
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Why are you sticking up for him?

82
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Do you love him?

83
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Oh, look, why don't you go and suck
yourself off?

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I wish I could.
I can never reach it.

85
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Oh, that is too wrong.

86
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Oh, come on, now.
We've all tried, huh?

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This one time, right,
I tied a rope to my feet

88
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and tried to yank them over my head.

89
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Huh? And I've got, like,
six pillows...

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Uh!

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I nearly broke my neck.
I was so close.

92
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Oh! An inch feels like a mile.

93
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So, how close did you get?

94
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I'm not even having
this conversation.

95
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Uh! You see, it must be
physically impossible.

96
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Cos, if men could
suck themselves off,

97
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then the female of the species
would be surplus to requirements.

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This is why people kill you.

99
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Well, I'm just making conversation.

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Hey, you. Probation worker guy.

101
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Are you talking to me?

102
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No. I'm talking to the thousands
of other probation workers.

103
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Look, who's she?

104
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She's organising this charity run.

105
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Oh, is she?

106
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Oh, don't even think about it.

107
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She's not going to be interested
in a little prick like you.

108
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How do you know?

109
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Cos I know women.
I know what they like.

110
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Is that because you used to be one?

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Hey, you're not allowed to do that!

112
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It's just over there.

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Hi.

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Hi.

115
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Thanks for helping out.

116
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It's OK. It is for charity.

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It's her.

118
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Who?

119
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The cute, smiley, popular girl.
I think she murdered me.

120
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You said you didn't know who it was.

121
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It's all coming back to me now.

122
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She was here last night

123
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and I was in the locker rooms,
watching her getting changed.

124
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Oh, nice

125
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No, I walked in on her.

126
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She was right there, bent over,
pointing her cute arse at me.

127
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What am I supposed to do?
Poke my eyes out with a stick?

128
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I am telling you.
The bitch killed me.

129
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So, what do you think?
Are you going to do the run?

130
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I was never very good at running.

131
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Is that why you got caught?

132
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Oh, Jesus.
She's after Barry.

133
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Oh, my God. I can't believe
I said that. I'm sorry.

134
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Er...I make crap jokes
when I'm nervous.

135
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Why are you nervous?

136
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Oh, what is wrong with me?

137
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I meet a cute guy,
and I totally lose my cool.

138
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I should just kill myself right now.

139
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Don't.

140
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Well,
I wasn't entirely serious.

141
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No, of...of course not.
You were making a joke.

142
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Oh, surprised to see me, huh?

143
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Yeah, you killed the wrong guy,
you cute, psycho bitch.

144
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That's right. I'm on to you.

145
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Is everything OK?

146
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It's fine.

147
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Grab those bottles for us, yeah?

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The bottles.

149
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What?

150
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'She's so beautiful.'

151
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What's your name?

152
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Why do you want to know my name?

153
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Because I'm really attracted to you.

154
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Are you taking the piss?

155
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No. I think you're beautiful.

156
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You!

157
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Are you talking to me, mate?

158
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You see a guy in a grey hoodie come through
here? Your height, kind of funny-looking?

159
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Where is he?

160
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,759
He went out the back door. Start
running if you want to catch him.

161
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,959
Are you dicking with me?

162
00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,319
No. I love the police.

163
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He's gone out the back door of the
community centre.

164
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Thanks.

165
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:36,039
What do you mean, she killed you?

166
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,119
I mean she smashed my head
against a sink like this,

167
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until my brains dribbled out
of my ears.

168
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,839
She wouldn't do that.

169
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,519
How do you know?
You don't know anything about her.

170
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,399
Come on, man.
It all adds up. Do the maths.

171
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There is no maths.

172
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Right. She was here,
plus no-one else was around.

173
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Times, she caught me
leering at her semi-naked.

174
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Divided by, all the weird shit
that happens to us.

175
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Equals guilty.

176
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,999
That means absolutely nothing.

177
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,919
Oh, my God! Really?

178
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,919
She's a beautiful girl and
she's here in the community centre.

179
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So?

180
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,479
So, I remember a similar scenario
that resulted in me

181
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,319
having sex with an
82-year-old woman.

182
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,839
Then that shape-shifter girl.
She was mental.

183
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,679
Look what happened with you
and that probation worker.

184
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,679
And did you know that some of these
marathon runners shit themselves?

185
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,959
So, you think that if a girl
likes me,

186
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,839
there must be something wrong
with her?

187
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,559
No, that's not what we're saying.

188
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Isn't it?

189
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,919
No.

190
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,919
I thought that was exactly
what we were saying.

191
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,079
Simon.

192
00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:01,079
Simon!

193
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,719
Would you like to
go for a drink with me?

194
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I'd love to.

195
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,719
Er...where do you want to go?

196
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,719
I'll...I'll meet you at seven
in the bar on the estate.

197
00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,518
Hi.

198
00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:57,198
What you doing?

199
00:12:57,199 --> 00:13:00,758
Waiting for you. I wanted to say
thank you.

200
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:04,118
Why are the coppers after you?

201
00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:06,478
I got into a fight.

202
00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:10,038
I didn't mean to.

203
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,758
Would you like to come for a beer
in the park with me?

204
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,078
No. You're all right.

205
00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:17,158
Come for a beer with me!

206
00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:21,438
If you don't get out my face,
you're going to get a slap. Sorry.

207
00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:25,438
You're the first person that's ever
done anything kind for me.

208
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:31,638
People are mean.
You were nice to me.

209
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,038
I just wanted to say thank you.

210
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:39,918
One beer.

211
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,918
Come on, then.

212
00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:48,198
So, what's your name?

213
00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:49,318
Bruno.

214
00:13:49,319 --> 00:13:53,278
What kind of a shit name is that?

215
00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:57,278
'With the trap laid,
the spider bides its time,

216
00:13:57,279 --> 00:14:00,678
'its prey unaware of the danger
looming.

217
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,198
'Lurking in the shadows,

218
00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:06,318
'the spider watches the insect
entangle itself in the web.

219
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:10,318
'The struggle sends vibrations
around, alerting the spider...'

220
00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:12,318
What are you doing?

221
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,278
'..As the insect thrashes around
helplessly,

222
00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:19,278
'the spider's predator instincts
take over...'

223
00:14:20,839 --> 00:14:22,398
What are you doing?

224
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,638
Come on. You know I like you.

225
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,238
Chris, get off me!

226
00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:27,478
Don't touch me!

227
00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:29,678
You're such a little prick tease.

228
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:33,678
Stay away from me.

229
00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:38,518
Jessica!

230
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,238
Ah!

231
00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:24,638
Oh! Oh! Oh, Jesus!

232
00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:28,638
Jesus!

233
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:32,278
Hey!

234
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:36,278
Hey, what should I do, huh?
What should I do?

235
00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:05,438
Why are you calling me?

236
00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:07,358
No-one else is answering their phone.

237
00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:10,558
You know the cute, smiley, popular
girl who murdered me?

238
00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:14,398
Well, she just killed some other guy!
He's dead!

239
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:17,918
No, no! He's alive!

240
00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:24,838
No, no. He's dead again.

241
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:28,838
Simon's meeting her for a drink.

242
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:33,118
# THE DEAD WEATHER:
Die By The Drop

243
00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:40,358
# Let's dig a hole in the sand... #

244
00:16:40,359 --> 00:16:42,318
Hi.

245
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,558
Do you...do you want a drink?

246
00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:46,798
Er...yeah, I'll have a beer.

247
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:47,838
All right.

248
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:51,798
# I got myself a problem

249
00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:55,798
# That I been looking to sell... #

250
00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:59,398
Oh!
Sorry.

251
00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:00,678
Where's Curtis?

252
00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:04,678
His phone's still switched off. Where's
Kelly? Her phone's still switched off.

253
00:17:04,679 --> 00:17:08,678
You don't think they're...?

254
00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:13,878
No.
OK.

255
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,078
Where are they?

256
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,358
Still in the bar.

257
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,158
But I can't see her making a move
until they leave.

258
00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:23,958
So, who'd have thunk it, eh?

259
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,198
You know, you and me teaming up
on something like this.

260
00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:31,198
This is about the least weird thing
that's happened to me recently.

261
00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:37,838
My mum died of cancer.

262
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:41,838
And I wanted to do something,
so I set up this charity run.

263
00:17:44,199 --> 00:17:48,198
I'm sorry about your mum.

264
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:51,038
So, what's with the community
service?

265
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,718
What did you do?

266
00:17:52,719 --> 00:17:55,918
You didn't murder anyone, did you?

267
00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:58,798
No.

268
00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:02,798
You don't have to tell me
if you don't want to.

269
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:07,158
I want you to know.

270
00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:09,158
I hit this girl.

271
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:12,038
She deserve it?

272
00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:14,158
I thought she did at the time.

273
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:17,078
Sometimes it's like I lose it.

274
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:21,078
I've battered someone
before I even know I've done it.

275
00:18:25,719 --> 00:18:28,558
Did you mean what you said to
that policeman? What's that?

276
00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:30,758
That I was kind of funny-looking.

277
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:34,758
It's your face.
You wanna get that sorted.

278
00:18:34,919 --> 00:18:35,958
Really?

279
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:39,958
No, I'm dicking with you.

280
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:44,798
'Shall I invite her
back to mine?

281
00:18:44,919 --> 00:18:48,798
'Don't scare her off.'

282
00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:52,798
'Does she even like me?'

283
00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:56,238
You got any beers back at your place?

284
00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:57,878
I ain't gonna shag ya.

285
00:18:57,879 --> 00:18:59,878
I wasn't expecting you to.

286
00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:03,398
Good.

287
00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:07,398
Come on.

288
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,478
So, why are you here?

289
00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:13,398
It's not like you and him
are big pals.

290
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:16,398
What, and you are? Why are you here?

291
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:19,038
Well, maybe I like him more than
I let on.

292
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:23,038
Yeah, well, maybe I do too.

293
00:19:23,919 --> 00:19:27,918
The little bastard
gets under your skin, doesn't he?

294
00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:36,078
Oh, shit.

295
00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:47,918
Come on.

296
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:51,918
Where are we going?

297
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,838
She's like one of
those evil bitch spiders.

298
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:13,518
They lure you into their web,

299
00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:17,438
they shag you, then they kill you
and then they eat their own faeces.

300
00:20:17,439 --> 00:20:21,438
What?

301
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:32,478
I really wanted to do that.

302
00:20:33,879 --> 00:20:37,878
Are you OK?

303
00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:39,518
Yeah.

304
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:43,518
I've got to go. See you tomorrow?

305
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,518
Oh!

306
00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:12,198
Hey, man.

307
00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:14,398
What are you doing?

308
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:20,638
Just hanging out.
You know.

309
00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:23,238
Were you following me?

310
00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:26,958
We could ask you the same thing.

311
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,558
OK, yes.

312
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:30,278
Look, we were worried about you.

313
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:32,598
You don't need to be.

314
00:21:32,599 --> 00:21:35,398
Tell that to the dead guy
at the Community Centre, all right?

315
00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:39,398
Oh, wait, you can't, because
your new girlfriend killed him.

316
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:44,198
Urgh!

317
00:21:56,199 --> 00:21:57,638
I'm squatting.

318
00:21:57,639 --> 00:22:01,638
It's just temporary.

319
00:22:11,319 --> 00:22:13,758
Oh.

320
00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:15,598
I haven't got any beers.

321
00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,998
So, it was just some bullshit story
to get me back here?

322
00:22:17,999 --> 00:22:21,918
No.

323
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:24,478
You're joking.

324
00:22:24,479 --> 00:22:28,478
Yeah.

325
00:22:31,639 --> 00:22:35,398
Do you want some fruit?
Don't eat fruit.

326
00:22:35,399 --> 00:22:37,678
Right.

327
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,998
'I just want to hold her.

328
00:22:40,999 --> 00:22:44,598
'Kiss her.'

329
00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:45,798
Go on, then.

330
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,318
What?

331
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:51,318
Kiss me.

332
00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:01,798
I'm not a slag.

333
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:05,798
Why would you even think that?

334
00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:12,158
# THE FRATELLIS:
Creepin' Up The Backstairs

335
00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:16,638
# Ow!

336
00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:24,678
# Whoo!

337
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,598
# She said, "I'm Rosie"

338
00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:31,878
# I said, "I thought you were Lucy"

339
00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:33,238
# She said, "No, Rosie
I told you so"

340
00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:34,958
# Was here with your sister
but she's going out the back

341
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:37,118
# I wanna dance and have fun
you know

342
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,838
# Of all the shitty little places
I meet you

343
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:40,078
# It's here, and I'm freaking out

344
00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:43,358
# I heard you got a brand-new name
selling Es in the dark

345
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,798
# But it's nothing to shout about

346
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:48,798
# Don't just say yes to tease me

347
00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:52,518
# Do your utmost to please me

348
00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:55,998
# I don't mean to be sleazy

349
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:59,998
# Being you can't be easy... #

350
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:12,278
If I had your power...
I'd wait until I was coming

351
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:17,278
and I'd rewind a couple of seconds...
and just...

352
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:22,438
hover in the moment.

353
00:24:22,439 --> 00:24:27,478
Oh! Oh!

354
00:24:27,479 --> 00:24:30,798
Zhoozh!

355
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:33,558
Oh!

356
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,318
Oh! Oh!

357
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:38,438
You're too good at faking it.

358
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,318
Most people would want to do
something useful,

359
00:24:42,319 --> 00:24:45,998
like go back in time
and kill Hitler or something.

360
00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:48,158
Right.

361
00:24:48,159 --> 00:24:51,678
But after...after I'm done killing
Hitler,

362
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:55,678
I'm doing the thing with the orgasms.

363
00:25:04,342 --> 00:25:07,341
He was lying right here, all right?

364
00:25:07,342 --> 00:25:09,381
Blood was all pouring
out of his throat,

365
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,421
and he was all gurgling and shit.
Urgh!

366
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:14,421
So, where is he now?

367
00:25:14,422 --> 00:25:15,941
She's moved the body.

368
00:25:15,942 --> 00:25:19,941
Right, huh? Who leaves a dead body
lying around to be discovered?

369
00:25:19,982 --> 00:25:22,301
We never do and we're not exactly
the most competent killers.

370
00:25:22,302 --> 00:25:26,301
And how did she do that
when she was in the bar with me?

371
00:25:28,822 --> 00:25:31,341
Why would I make it up?

372
00:25:31,342 --> 00:25:32,501
Maybe you're jealous.

373
00:25:32,502 --> 00:25:35,101
Look at me - beautiful.

374
00:25:35,102 --> 00:25:38,141
Look at you - not so much.

375
00:25:38,142 --> 00:25:41,261
So, why am I here?

376
00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:43,061
I don't know.

377
00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:45,541
You stay away from Jessica.

378
00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:47,381
You stay away from her.

379
00:25:47,382 --> 00:25:49,741
No.

380
00:25:49,742 --> 00:25:53,741
Well, I think you should.

381
00:26:13,195 --> 00:26:17,034
I'm sorry I had to leave early
yesterday. I...

382
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:20,834
It's fine.

383
00:26:20,835 --> 00:26:24,834
Er...the charity's having
a fancy dress party tonight.

384
00:26:26,195 --> 00:26:29,034
I thought you and your friends...

385
00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:32,114
I thought you might like to come.

386
00:26:32,115 --> 00:26:36,114
Thanks.

387
00:26:39,355 --> 00:26:43,354
Well, I...I should
get to the start.

388
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,514
Come and find me afterwards.

389
00:26:46,515 --> 00:26:50,514
Good luck.

390
00:26:50,595 --> 00:26:54,594
Oh.

391
00:26:57,475 --> 00:26:59,954
Look, what's so difficult
to believe?

392
00:26:59,955 --> 00:27:02,114
Did you actually see her kill him?

393
00:27:02,115 --> 00:27:06,114
No. I didn't have to. It was written
all over her cute little face.

394
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:12,114
I'm telling you, there's something
seriously wrong with this girl. Shh.

395
00:27:12,115 --> 00:27:16,114
Jessica's invited us
to a fancy dress party tonight.

396
00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:23,314
You know what?
You were right, man. I was jealous.

397
00:27:23,355 --> 00:27:25,154
I'm jealous of your, er...

398
00:27:25,155 --> 00:27:29,034
neat hair and your...
the strange staring

399
00:27:29,035 --> 00:27:31,794
that the ladies
seem to love so much.

400
00:27:31,795 --> 00:27:33,874
And I hope that you and, er...

401
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:37,714
Jessica.Jessica.
Lovely, lovely Jessica.

402
00:27:37,715 --> 00:27:41,514
I hope you'll be
very happy together.

403
00:27:41,515 --> 00:27:43,714
You'll find your own girlfriend.

404
00:27:43,715 --> 00:27:46,834
All ready got one, mate.

405
00:27:46,835 --> 00:27:48,394
Who is she?

406
00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:55,034
Mo...ni...ca.

407
00:27:58,075 --> 00:27:59,994
She's French.

408
00:27:59,995 --> 00:28:02,994
You should invite her to the party.

409
00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:05,874
She's in France, what with
being all French and that.

410
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:09,874
But seeing as this party's happening ten
feet from my bedroom, I will see you there.

411
00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:20,994
Are you serious?
When am I ever serious?

412
00:28:20,995 --> 00:28:24,394
But we need to be there
to keep an eye on her, right?

413
00:28:24,395 --> 00:28:26,154
It's a fancy-dress party.

414
00:28:26,155 --> 00:28:28,874
It's dark.
You'll all be wearing masks.

415
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:32,874
It's the perfect opportunity
to commit murder. And incest!

416
00:28:33,035 --> 00:28:35,674
Who's Mo...ni...ca?

417
00:28:35,675 --> 00:28:38,154
That is the worst made-up name
I've ever heard.

418
00:28:38,155 --> 00:28:40,434
You know,
names never were my strong point.

419
00:28:40,435 --> 00:28:44,434
But I think
the whole French thing sold it.

420
00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:48,594
Prick!
Sorry, mate.

421
00:28:56,555 --> 00:28:59,194
What are you doing?

422
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:03,194
I wanted to see you.

423
00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:10,354
There's this party tonight.
It's fancy dress

424
00:29:10,355 --> 00:29:14,354
and it'll probably be really shit.

425
00:29:14,595 --> 00:29:18,594
I'll be there.

426
00:29:24,835 --> 00:29:28,394
# Boom-boom, baby
La-la, la-la, la-la

427
00:29:28,395 --> 00:29:31,994
# Boom-boom, baby
La-la, la-la, la-la

428
00:29:31,995 --> 00:29:35,234
# Boom-boom, baby
La-la, la-la, la-la... #

429
00:29:35,235 --> 00:29:38,514
Fucking hell!

430
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:42,194
# Boom-boom-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom-boom

431
00:29:42,195 --> 00:29:45,514
# Boom-boom-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom-boom

432
00:29:45,515 --> 00:29:49,514
# Ding-ding-ding-ding,
ding-ding-ding-ding

433
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:54,354
# Doo-doo-doo
Let's hear the start... #

434
00:29:58,395 --> 00:30:00,754
Bruno.

435
00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:03,794
Take it easy! What you doing?

436
00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:07,794
Stop it! Get off!

437
00:30:07,915 --> 00:30:11,274
Fuck off!

438
00:30:11,275 --> 00:30:15,274
You hurt me!

439
00:30:30,952 --> 00:30:34,951
How did it go?
I beat my personal best.

440
00:30:35,232 --> 00:30:39,231
That's great.

441
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:07,151
What?
I have something I have to tell you.

442
00:31:07,392 --> 00:31:10,231
Jess?
It's my dad.

443
00:31:10,232 --> 00:31:14,231
I'll tell you at the party.

444
00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:20,551
Dad. This is Simon.

445
00:31:23,232 --> 00:31:27,231
Hello, sir.

446
00:31:29,352 --> 00:31:33,351
Dad.

447
00:31:38,872 --> 00:31:42,871
We should get some lunch.

448
00:31:51,192 --> 00:31:55,191
We should be
getting into our costumes!

449
00:31:55,232 --> 00:31:58,191
What's up with you?

450
00:31:58,192 --> 00:31:59,631
Nothing.

451
00:31:59,632 --> 00:32:02,551
You haven't been this quiet
since you got turned bald.

452
00:32:02,552 --> 00:32:05,071
Can you leave us alone, yeah?
All right.

453
00:32:05,072 --> 00:32:09,071
Please, Nathan.

454
00:32:38,192 --> 00:32:42,191
Does anyone else
feel like a total cunt?

455
00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:07,231
You look like a proper superhero.

456
00:33:10,392 --> 00:33:11,831
Nice costume.

457
00:33:11,832 --> 00:33:14,071
Er...she looks like a slut.
Yeah.

458
00:33:14,072 --> 00:33:18,071
A cute, slutty,
murdering psychopath.

459
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,551
Kelly.

460
00:33:35,552 --> 00:33:37,271
It's me.

461
00:33:37,272 --> 00:33:41,271
What do you want?
Give me a chance to explain.

462
00:33:41,472 --> 00:33:44,551
I ain't interested in anything
you've got to say.

463
00:33:44,552 --> 00:33:48,551
Kelly, please, please. Please.

464
00:33:48,752 --> 00:33:52,751
You're everything
that I've been looking for.

465
00:33:55,672 --> 00:33:59,671
I'm sorry.

466
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:06,142
No-one touches my little girl.

467
00:35:07,743 --> 00:35:11,042
Oh! Oh!

468
00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:13,674
You're not him.

469
00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:40,394
Come on.

470
00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:44,674
Oh, where the fuck are they?

471
00:35:44,915 --> 00:35:46,954
We need to split up and find them.

472
00:35:46,955 --> 00:35:47,994
Right.

473
00:36:23,755 --> 00:36:27,434
Uh! Oh!

474
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:48,834
Hey.

475
00:36:48,835 --> 00:36:52,834
I've just been thinking about you.

476
00:36:55,275 --> 00:36:56,594
What are you doing?

477
00:36:56,595 --> 00:36:58,994
I don't want you to come
on my dress.

478
00:36:58,995 --> 00:37:02,994
It's dry clean only.

479
00:37:17,355 --> 00:37:19,954
You're going to think I'm a freak.

480
00:37:19,955 --> 00:37:23,954
What is it?

481
00:37:24,315 --> 00:37:27,354
I'm a virgin.

482
00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:31,074
You're a virgin?

483
00:37:33,715 --> 00:37:37,714
Me, too.

484
00:37:38,075 --> 00:37:40,874
Virgin.

485
00:38:09,595 --> 00:38:13,594
What?

486
00:38:14,955 --> 00:38:18,954
This is awkward.

487
00:38:21,435 --> 00:38:25,434
Oh, shit!

488
00:38:27,915 --> 00:38:30,634
I used to see all these guys
with their girlfriends.

489
00:38:30,635 --> 00:38:32,194
I had no-one.

490
00:38:32,195 --> 00:38:34,034
That's what happens when you knock
girls around.

491
00:38:34,035 --> 00:38:36,154
It's not like that.

492
00:38:36,155 --> 00:38:40,154
I'm still...working out how to be
around women.

493
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:43,794
Sometimes it's like my instincts
kick in.

494
00:38:43,795 --> 00:38:47,794
What are you talking about?

495
00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,674
Do you remember that storm?

496
00:38:51,675 --> 00:38:55,674
No way. What happened to you?

497
00:38:56,075 --> 00:38:57,594
You won't want to be with me if I
tell you.

498
00:38:57,595 --> 00:39:00,074
You just tell us, yeah?

499
00:39:00,075 --> 00:39:03,074
I just wanted to find a beautiful
girl

500
00:39:03,075 --> 00:39:06,034
and be with her and make her happy.

501
00:39:16,435 --> 00:39:18,794
How badly did you hurt the guy
that you had a fight with?

502
00:39:18,795 --> 00:39:22,794
He attacked me. I was defending
myself. I didn't mean to hurt him

503
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:25,074
or hurt anyone, especially not you.

504
00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:28,594
What happened to you in the storm,
then?

505
00:39:33,315 --> 00:39:35,714
Don't move!

506
00:39:35,715 --> 00:39:39,714
Let her go.

507
00:39:40,555 --> 00:39:42,954
All units to Wertham Community
Centre.

508
00:39:42,955 --> 00:39:46,954
Suspect is wearing a gorilla
costume.

509
00:39:50,235 --> 00:39:52,954
Kelly!

510
00:40:06,355 --> 00:40:10,354
Simon?

511
00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:15,554
Simon.

512
00:40:28,275 --> 00:40:31,554
Dad?

513
00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:33,594
What are you doing?

514
00:40:33,595 --> 00:40:36,554
What have you done to her?

515
00:40:36,555 --> 00:40:38,834
Dad. Dad.

516
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,514
Wait. No.

517
00:40:40,515 --> 00:40:44,514
She's my little girl.

518
00:41:06,595 --> 00:41:07,634
What you doing?

519
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:11,634
Just hold on and don't look down!

520
00:42:09,155 --> 00:42:11,594
Let her go. It's over!

521
00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,234
Bruno.

522
00:42:13,235 --> 00:42:15,314
Everyone just stay calm.

523
00:42:17,115 --> 00:42:19,674
Just lie on the ground.

524
00:42:19,675 --> 00:42:21,994
Urgh!

525
00:42:21,995 --> 00:42:23,434
Hurgh!

526
00:42:23,435 --> 00:42:27,434
Oh!

527
00:42:27,435 --> 00:42:31,434
Bruno, don't hurt him!

528
00:42:32,755 --> 00:42:36,754
Bruno! Stop it!

529
00:42:41,995 --> 00:42:45,074
Bruno!

530
00:42:48,995 --> 00:42:52,474
Bruno! No!

531
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:57,034
Bruno. No.

532
00:42:57,035 --> 00:43:01,034
Get an ambulance! Get a fucking
ambulance!

533
00:43:05,075 --> 00:43:06,554
What the fuck?

534
00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:17,114
Do you understand now?

535
00:43:21,195 --> 00:43:25,194
I just wanted to be human.

536
00:43:29,195 --> 00:43:33,194
It was all worth it, to be with you.

537
00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:38,554
Bruno. Bruno?

538
00:43:38,555 --> 00:43:41,194
Bruno! Bruno!

539
00:43:43,355 --> 00:43:46,554
You killed him!

540
00:43:46,555 --> 00:43:47,994
Kelly!

541
00:43:47,995 --> 00:43:50,874
No, I know her! Get off!

542
00:43:59,355 --> 00:44:03,354
Why is a gorilla wearing
a gorilla costume?

543
00:44:29,755 --> 00:44:32,834
You OK?

544
00:44:32,835 --> 00:44:35,194
Most people say one thing
to your face,

545
00:44:35,195 --> 00:44:38,954
and think something different.

546
00:44:38,955 --> 00:44:41,514
Bruno wasn't like that.

547
00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:44,434
He thought nice things about me.

548
00:44:44,435 --> 00:44:48,434
I meet a guy I really like,
and he's a fucking monkey.

549
00:44:53,675 --> 00:44:55,594
Well, technically, he was a gorilla.

550
00:44:55,595 --> 00:44:59,594
But, you...you know, let's not
go there.

551
00:45:02,515 --> 00:45:06,514
I'm sorry.

552
00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:13,834
Alisha.

553
00:45:14,675 --> 00:45:15,994
Are we all right?

554
00:45:15,995 --> 00:45:18,794
I didn't mean for you to see that.

555
00:45:18,795 --> 00:45:19,874
It's fine.

556
00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:23,874
Must be nice having a girlfriend
you can actually shag.

557
00:45:24,315 --> 00:45:27,234
Jesus. What with all the monkey
business,

558
00:45:27,235 --> 00:45:29,274
I forgot about you and your girl.

559
00:45:29,275 --> 00:45:33,274
So, she didn't brutally murder you,
then?

560
00:45:33,515 --> 00:45:35,954
It was her dad.

561
00:45:35,955 --> 00:45:39,314
He's been arrested.

562
00:45:39,315 --> 00:45:43,194
Jessica isn't a psychopathic killer.

563
00:45:43,195 --> 00:45:44,834
She's a virgin.

564
00:45:44,835 --> 00:45:48,714
I knew there was something wrong
with her.

565
00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:52,714
There isn't any more.

566
00:45:53,355 --> 00:45:56,034
I'm proud of you, man!

567
00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:01,874
Oh!

568
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:03,114
Ah.

569
00:46:03,115 --> 00:46:06,954
And I will expect to hear
every disgusting detail.

570
00:46:06,955 --> 00:46:10,954
Hey, this calls for a celebration.

571
00:46:19,555 --> 00:46:23,554
Maybe this is what it feels like
to be a superhero.

572
00:46:24,275 --> 00:46:28,274
I think it might take more than you getting
laid to turn you into a superhero.

573
00:46:38,315 --> 00:46:40,514
How would you describe your ability?

574
00:46:40,515 --> 00:46:42,114
I call it lactokinesis.

575
00:46:42,115 --> 00:46:44,474
That has to be the shittest power
ever.

576
00:46:45,315 --> 00:46:46,554
They know about us.

577
00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:46,954
Who?

578
00:46:46,955 --> 00:46:49,714
Everyone. We have to go into hiding.

579
00:46:49,715 --> 00:46:53,114
If this is handled right,
you are making some serious money.

580
00:46:53,115 --> 00:46:55,914
Hair? Beautiful.
Cock? In.

581
00:46:56,395 --> 00:46:57,354
Flies up.

582
00:46:58,955 --> 00:47:00,834
Let's go be famous.

583
00:47:00,835 --> 00:47:02,994
More and more people with powers
are coming forward.

584
00:47:02,995 --> 00:47:05,954
She's like a pretty, modern-day
Mother Teresa with a superpower.

585
00:47:05,955 --> 00:47:06,994
They're walking into a trap.

586
00:47:06,995 --> 00:47:08,234
No!

587
00:47:08,235 --> 00:47:09,754
Mm!

588
00:47:09,755 --> 00:47:13,754
Enjoy.