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The storm, it's done something to us.

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Something's happened to me, too. I turned invisible. Look at me!

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Time went backwards.

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What, you turned back time?

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I've got to have sex with you right now.

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What is happening to me?

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Everyone can do something, except me?

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She can't throw me out. She's my mum.

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You killed our probation worker!

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If there's no body, there's no crime.

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I'm pretty sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO.

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Someone knows.

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They know we killed our probation worker.

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Someone knows we killed him.

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Do you think it could be Sally?

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Who's Sally?

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The probation worker.

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Ooh! Sally! Why d'you know her name?

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She told us.

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You're a twat, because Sally

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didn't show up till the day after we killed the other worker.

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I suppose you know his name, too?

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Tony.

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Do you love him?

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He's right. She wasn't here.

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If I'm invisible, I can see if anyone puts anything else in our lockers.

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Sounds like a plan.

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You all right with that, yeah?

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Works for me.

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Go on then.

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Turn invisible.

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I can't do it when everyone's watching me.

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So I guess it's like pissing at a urinal if you've got a tiny cock.

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Well, that's, er, really impressive.

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Hey, you lot! Did you see it?

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OK, so, all these clothes have been donated by members of the public

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and we need to sort them before we ship them out to Africa.

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Just another day in paradise.

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Yeah, well, I'm sure the people

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receiving them will be grateful for your hard work.

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They should be. They're getting a new wardrobe.

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You are so wrong.

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These are the categories to sort them into.

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It's children's clothes, shoes, coats, that kind of thing.

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OK, so, if you've got any questions, just ask.

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If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

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If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.

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Oh, and if it's on dry land,

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I'd bet on the bear.

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Ski wear. Classic.

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Try walking ten miles to the well in these.

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Hey, hey, hey. Who am I?

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C'mon!

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OK.

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All right, all right - I'll give you a clue. I'm an annoying cunt.

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Yeah, we know that.

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I'm Bono!

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Who's that?

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It's the girl I had the fight with.

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I've got to do some restorative justice bollocks with her.

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Hey, Bono, yeah?

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What?

63
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I don't know why I bother.

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Jodi's here. Come on.

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Suits ya.

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So, have you anything you'd like to say to Kelly?

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I've got nothin' to say to her.

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Kelly - would you like to tell Jodi why you hit her?

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Yeah. Cos if you go round saying someone's a slag,

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you're gonna get a slap.

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Is there something up with your teeth?

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OK. How you are you two going to resolve this?

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# Ahhhhhhhhhh! #

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Take the roller skates off.

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And the goggles.

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Take them off!

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'Ah, this is bullshit. We're never gonna be mates.'

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I heard you and Darren broke up.

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Yeah.

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I heard he dumped ya. What's that about?

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What is it to you?

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Let's keep things friendly.

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I think you're better off without him. He's a rat face glue sniffer.

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Kelly.

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Are you sayin' he's got a rat face?

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Yeah, he's proper ratty.

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Don't even be talking about him!

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What d'you care?
Cos he dumped ya!

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Fuckin'...

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Kelly!

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You see how it feels, bitch!

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She's getting life. She head butt me!

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Just get out.

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You slut whore!

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Calm down.

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Shut up, you twat!

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Kelly!

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I was tryin' to be nice!

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I think that went pretty well.

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How comes you never talk about what happened when you got arrested?

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Nothin' to talk about.

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See. That just makes me more curious.

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C'mon. Give it up!

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I was buying some coke.

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Me and this girl I was seeing.

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Sam.

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The police caught us.

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That sucks.

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I had one wrap on me.

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She had the rest of it.

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She was done for intent to supply.

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What happened?

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She went to prison.

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Six months.

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Shit.

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Are you still with her?

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Everything that was happening - it was too messy.

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So, you're not with anyone?

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Nah.

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What?

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What?

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You know what.

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I know you want to.

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All I have to do is touch you.

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Don't.

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I could have you

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any time I want.

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Quit doing that, man. Leave it!

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Stop being such a dick.

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You're so beautiful.

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Curtis, wait!

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Curtis!

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Curtis!

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I'm always thinking of you. I just want to be with you.

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I know you do. Come on.

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Oh, man! That is wrong.

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Don't freak out.

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You can't be doing that to people.

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Trust me. You enjoyed it.

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That wasn't me!

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But you were so up for it.

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You kept telling me how much you wanted to be with me.

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When I want to tell you something,

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I'll tell you myself. You don't know what I'm feeling.

145
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Yeah, well, I see how you look at me.

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Yeah? I won't be looking at you any more.

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Yes, you will.

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You think cos you're beautiful, you can treat people any way you want?

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Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.

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Haven't you figured that out yet?

151
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You're so messed up.

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And you don't even know it.

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Are you all right?

154
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Fine.

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If you need someone to talk to,

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I'm a really good listener.

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Hurray! It's the starlet of justice!

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I was only saying that the lad that she used to go out with was a dick.

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I was only being nice.

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Oh, yeah, you were being lovely.

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Right up until you threw the chair at her.

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Don't be doing that shit around me!

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You been in all day?

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Yeah.

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What happened?

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Nothing.

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No-one came in.

168
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That's an anti-climax!

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# My heart

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# It melts like plastic... #

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Right. Well, I didn't see this coming.

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It's just I, er...

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I don't usually do this kind of thing.

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I mean, I'm not saying you do.

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It's just...

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I don't remember us having sex.

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We had sex, right?

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Can you just go?

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Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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Mum! MUM!

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Excuse me...

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Hey.

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Don't talk to me.

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Hi!

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Hi.

187
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Nice shirt. That colour really suits you.

188
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Blue.

189
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Are you OK?

190
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We've got a problem.

191
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Will you shut up?!
I nearly had it.

192
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What's he doing?

193
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He's trying to smash the bottle with his mind.

194
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I think he's gonna shit himself.

195
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Oh, bullshit!

196
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We've got a problem.

197
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I've got a power, I know it. I can feel it in my balls.

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Listen to me!

199
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It's like a soft vibrating. You get that, yeah?

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No.

201
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They're gonna dig up the bodies!

202
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They're building an environmental monitoring station under the flyover.

203
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They're building a what?
That sounds made up.

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Are we supposed to know what that is?

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It's to measure the carbon monoxide from the flyover.

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When they dig the foundations, they'll find the bodies.

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We need to move them.

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A couple of questions. "How?" "Where?" "Are you out of your mind?!"

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If we leave them, they'll find them.

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Digging them up and wandering around with them's a low-risk strategy

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You got a better idea?

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Yeah, I do have a better idea.

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Why don't you...

214
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and stop us killing the probation worker in the first place.

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You show me how it works, and I'll do it.

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We need a car.

217
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Have you got a car?

218
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No.

219
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We should call a cab. A seven-seater.

220
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Where've you been?

221
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I had to go doctor's.

222
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While you were getting your smear test,

223
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we heard the bodies are about to be dug up.

224
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They're building an environmental monitoring station.

225
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Sounds like bullshit.

226
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Can you steal a car?

227
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Can you get a car?

228
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Will you all fuck off?!

229
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All right, touchy. Look, we're a bunch of young offenders

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and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.

231
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Look, I'll borrow my dad's car.

232
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You're banned from driving so that makes sense!

233
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You're a whiny little bitch!

234
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Guys, we need to work together.

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Think of it as a team-building exercise, huh? I'm feeling this.

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Are we feeling this?

237
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Prick.

238
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So what do we do with them when we dig them up?

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We weigh them down and toss them in the lake.

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Then you know what happens next week?

241
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The council are like, "Let's drag the lake!" So predictable.

242
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Yeah, so we bury them somewhere else.

243
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Enough with the digging and the burying already.

244
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You come up with something then.

245
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We boil them in a bath of sulphuric acid, serial killer style.

246
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Store them at the Community Centre till we decide what to do with them.

247
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Oh, great, the Community Centre!

248
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Cos they have a special room for storing rotting corpses.

249
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There's a disused storeroom upstairs. I've got a key.

250
00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:47,311
Why have you got a key?

251
00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:55,551
I nicked them because I'm living in the Community Centre, OK?

252
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Happy?
Big secret revealed.

253
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Yeah.

254
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This is a sweet ride.

255
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Oh, man!

256
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It stinks!

257
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We must be getting close.

258
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I'm fine.

259
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I've got something.

260
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Oh! Oh! Oh!

261
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Oops.

262
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Ah, man!

263
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You all right?

264
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What?

265
00:19:48,784 --> 00:19:51,149
You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.

266
00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:52,469
No, I'm not.

267
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Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.

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I'm fine.

269
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How comes you're living in the Community Centre, anyway?

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Do we have to be that intimate with each other's lives?

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No, I don't think so.

272
00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:15,188
Not so big on the sharing.

273
00:20:15,223 --> 00:20:18,188
I'm not getting a shag now I'm a homeless.

274
00:20:18,223 --> 00:20:19,828
Those Big Issue guys aren't getting any.

275
00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:22,028
Ah, shit! She can hear that!

276
00:20:22,063 --> 00:20:24,388
When are you gonna learn?!

277
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,988
We're set.

278
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,108
Let's go.

279
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,428
Uh, hello?

280
00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,868
Don't you think you're forgetting something?

281
00:20:38,588 --> 00:20:40,508
Argh!

282
00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:43,308
Jesus!

283
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,428
Sorry.

284
00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:46,908
Fuck's sake!

285
00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:11,147
Fuck's sake!

286
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:21,947
I like your cap.

287
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:23,187
No!

288
00:21:23,222 --> 00:21:24,747
Oh!

289
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,987
Wha...?

290
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,040
Did you know she was bald?

291
00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:39,760
Course not! Twat.

292
00:21:39,795 --> 00:21:41,880
Jesus.

293
00:21:41,915 --> 00:21:43,560
She looked like an alien.

294
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,400
Don't be mean.

295
00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:50,040
She did, didn't she?
A bald alien.

296
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,080
Shh.

297
00:21:51,115 --> 00:21:53,560
I should probably try and find her.

298
00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:54,920
You know.

299
00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:06,639
Can't you see we're trying to have an awkward conversation?

300
00:22:08,399 --> 00:22:09,839
Move.

301
00:22:11,519 --> 00:22:14,679
Go!

302
00:22:14,714 --> 00:22:16,559
The sex wasn't that bad, was it?

303
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:20,639
You don't get it, do you?

304
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:26,199
There's nothing wrong with me!

305
00:22:26,234 --> 00:22:28,079
You're the one with the problem!

306
00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:43,919
Kelly?

307
00:22:59,638 --> 00:23:01,078
Kelly?

308
00:23:02,998 --> 00:23:04,438
Oh, sorry, mate.

309
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,038
Kelly?

310
00:23:15,073 --> 00:23:16,518
Go away!

311
00:23:16,553 --> 00:23:17,838
Are you all right?

312
00:23:17,873 --> 00:23:20,238
No, I'm not all right, you prick. I'm bald!

313
00:23:21,838 --> 00:23:25,718
I've got your cap, and your wig.

314
00:23:25,753 --> 00:23:26,718
I don't want you seeing me like this.

315
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,118
All right, I'll close my eyes.

316
00:23:29,153 --> 00:23:31,118
I'll throw them down, OK?

317
00:23:31,153 --> 00:23:33,838
Keep them shut. Don't look!

318
00:23:39,237 --> 00:23:42,917
So I thought that whole moving the bodies thing went pretty well,

319
00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:44,517
you know, considering.

320
00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:49,077
If you laugh at me, I will kick the shit out of ya.

321
00:23:49,112 --> 00:23:51,517
I'm not gonna laugh. Who's laughing?

322
00:23:52,637 --> 00:23:54,077
Well, don't.

323
00:24:00,197 --> 00:24:02,437
So what's with the baldness?

324
00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:08,037
This morning, I was in the shower, and me hair started falling out.

325
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,397
What did the doctor say?

326
00:24:09,432 --> 00:24:12,797
They don't know. They're gonna have to send me for some tests.

327
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,677
So what are we talking about here?

328
00:24:16,712 --> 00:24:18,277
Are we talking about upstairs and down?

329
00:24:18,312 --> 00:24:19,197
What?!

330
00:24:19,232 --> 00:24:20,237
You know.

331
00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:23,157
Do you have a bald fanny?

332
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:25,077
For fuck's sake! Ow!

333
00:24:25,112 --> 00:24:28,836
Shit, I'm sorry! I'm serious.

334
00:24:28,871 --> 00:24:30,276
Sorry.

335
00:24:35,836 --> 00:24:37,796
Do you want me to walk you home?

336
00:24:40,556 --> 00:24:41,996
All right.

337
00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:17,435
Jodi! Jodi!

338
00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:23,315
Open the door, you bitch!
I know you did it to me!

339
00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:27,315
Open the door! Jodi!

340
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:49,395
It was her ex-boyfriend, and he's bald! It's Jodi!

341
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:51,715
She's got this power or something. Oh!

342
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:54,115
That bitch did this to me!

343
00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:56,995
She has the power to turn people bald?

344
00:25:57,030 --> 00:25:59,795
That is rubbish. Bald, bald, bald.

345
00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:03,155
When I catch her, I'm going to batter her. I'm gonna rip her tits off.

346
00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:07,874
We should bury the bodies under the foundations

347
00:26:07,909 --> 00:26:12,714
of the environmental monitoring station before they pour in the concrete.

348
00:26:12,749 --> 00:26:16,834
So your plan is, we dig up the bodies, and then we re-bury them

349
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:19,474
in exactly the same place?
You're a genius

350
00:26:19,509 --> 00:26:21,274
That works.

351
00:26:21,309 --> 00:26:23,714
Yeah, that's dead smart.

352
00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:26,634
It's OK.

353
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:30,194
OK, guys, if you want to grab a box and follow me.

354
00:26:31,874 --> 00:26:33,754
Guys, do you wanna grab a box?

355
00:26:33,789 --> 00:26:38,074
Anyone? Everybody, quick as you can.

356
00:26:38,109 --> 00:26:40,234
Thank you. OK, this way!

357
00:26:52,474 --> 00:26:54,954
Can you get your dad's car again?

358
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,713
So you're talking to me now you want something.

359
00:27:00,748 --> 00:27:02,553
Let's just get this done, all right?

360
00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:04,433
Ask me nicely and I'll think about it.

361
00:27:04,468 --> 00:27:05,233
I ain't begging you.

362
00:27:05,268 --> 00:27:06,633
You're not all that, you know.

363
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,473
You're not even famous any more. You should be grateful.

364
00:27:08,508 --> 00:27:10,673
Grateful? I don't want you near me.

365
00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,673
Yeah?

366
00:27:13,793 --> 00:27:16,353
What are you up to now?

367
00:27:16,388 --> 00:27:18,593
Er, I was just going home.

368
00:27:18,628 --> 00:27:20,673
Do you want to go out to the park?

369
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:26,593
Er... yeah, yeah. Sure.

370
00:27:31,553 --> 00:27:32,633
Where's she going?

371
00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:34,913
Urgh. Is she hooking up with him?

372
00:27:34,948 --> 00:27:36,553
Oh, that is definitely on.

373
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,993
How do we move the bodies without her dad's car?

374
00:27:39,028 --> 00:27:40,593
You need to get that tart on the phone,

375
00:27:40,628 --> 00:27:43,073
and tell her we need her dad's car to shift the stiffs.

376
00:27:43,108 --> 00:27:45,632
Where you going?
We need to move the bodies.

377
00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,432
You deal with it!

378
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,712
We could take Sally's car.

379
00:27:52,747 --> 00:27:54,112
Who's Sally?

380
00:28:06,832 --> 00:28:08,672
Pete?

381
00:28:08,707 --> 00:28:10,912
What is it? What's happened?

382
00:28:12,512 --> 00:28:14,312
No, just tell me now.

383
00:28:16,312 --> 00:28:19,272
OK. Give me half an hour, OK? Bye.

384
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,672
I'm sorry you're bald.

385
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,712
Thanks.

386
00:28:35,071 --> 00:28:37,991
Do you want to give us a hand?

387
00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:39,791
I'm the designated driver.

388
00:28:39,826 --> 00:28:41,391
Help us, you prick!

389
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:49,271
Which one's this?

390
00:28:49,306 --> 00:28:50,671
The probation worker.

391
00:28:50,706 --> 00:28:52,191
He's a fat bastard.

392
00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:57,471
Oh, shit!

393
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,711
Get down, keep down.

394
00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:18,431
You're the one with all the big ideas. What do we do?

395
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,791
Where's the keys?

396
00:29:34,910 --> 00:29:37,230
Shit!

397
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,070
This all right for you?

398
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,830
It's my last day at the community centre tomorrow.

399
00:29:57,470 --> 00:29:59,750
We ship all the clothes out to Africa.

400
00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:02,350
I was there last year.

401
00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:05,830
You should see the conditions these people live in.

402
00:30:05,865 --> 00:30:10,030
No clean water, barely any food.

403
00:30:10,065 --> 00:30:11,430
Makes you think, doesn't it?

404
00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:13,990
What?

405
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,949
Makes you realise how lucky you are.

406
00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,709
Oh, shut up.

407
00:30:19,744 --> 00:30:22,149
Where you going?

408
00:30:22,184 --> 00:30:23,549
I want to shag you!

409
00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:26,909
No, please! No, please!

410
00:30:26,944 --> 00:30:27,989
You're so beautiful and slutty.

411
00:30:28,024 --> 00:30:29,109
No, please!

412
00:30:29,144 --> 00:30:33,869
Leave her alone! Get off her! Oh!
I want to have sex with you.

413
00:30:33,904 --> 00:30:35,469
Yeah, me, too.

414
00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:36,109
Me first!

415
00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:37,589
Wait, let me get some...

416
00:30:37,624 --> 00:30:40,029
Get off me! Get off!

417
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:48,309
Alisha! Alisha!

418
00:30:49,989 --> 00:30:53,269
Someone left the keys in the ignition, but there's no point

419
00:30:53,304 --> 00:30:56,229
naming names at this stage, it's done now. So the probation worker

420
00:30:56,264 --> 00:30:59,989
is driving around with the stiffs in the boot of her car.

421
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,789
Just thought you'd want to know.

422
00:31:01,824 --> 00:31:05,428
Anyway, call me.

423
00:31:06,268 --> 00:31:08,548
I left a message.

424
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,028
Well, I guess that's it.

425
00:31:11,468 --> 00:31:12,628
We're going to prison.

426
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,588
My career teacher said that's where I'd end up.

427
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,028
She'll be giving it all this.

428
00:31:16,063 --> 00:31:20,548
You'll do all right in prison. You've got the whole bald thing. You're well butch.

429
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:22,868
Ow! Ow!
You know, you hit me a lot.

430
00:31:22,903 --> 00:31:24,508
Yeah, cos you're a dick.

431
00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:26,748
Maybe Sally won't look in the boot.

432
00:31:26,783 --> 00:31:28,668
Fingers crossed, eh?

433
00:31:40,948 --> 00:31:43,548
Alisha! Wait! Wait!

434
00:31:44,908 --> 00:31:46,388
Stop!

435
00:31:46,423 --> 00:31:49,148
Don't touch me!

436
00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:51,028
All right.

437
00:31:52,308 --> 00:31:56,867
Look, whatever I said, or did,

438
00:31:56,902 --> 00:31:58,787
that wasn't me.

439
00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:00,387
I know.

440
00:32:00,422 --> 00:32:01,907
It's me.

441
00:32:14,587 --> 00:32:17,547
I'm gonna stay over here,

442
00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:18,987
all right?

443
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:24,547
It used to be a good thing, you know...

444
00:32:24,582 --> 00:32:28,227
people wanting to have sex with you. It was nice.

445
00:32:29,827 --> 00:32:31,907
Now it's shit.

446
00:32:31,942 --> 00:32:34,907
I don't know if someone actually wants to sleep with me,

447
00:32:34,942 --> 00:32:37,107
or if it's just this bullshit.

448
00:32:37,142 --> 00:32:39,107
Guys still want to have sex with you.

449
00:32:39,142 --> 00:32:39,907
You didn't.

450
00:32:39,942 --> 00:32:41,427
I did.

451
00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:43,746
Just not like that.

452
00:32:46,226 --> 00:32:48,906
You don't need to use your power on me.

453
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:53,186
I'm already there.

454
00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:58,626
I don't know how to be like this.

455
00:32:58,661 --> 00:33:01,826
We'll work something out.

456
00:33:01,861 --> 00:33:04,106
It's gonna be all right.

457
00:33:09,901 --> 00:33:12,026
It's Nathan.

458
00:33:12,061 --> 00:33:14,386
They were moving the bodies.

459
00:33:14,421 --> 00:33:16,146
I gotta take it.

460
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,106
What's going on?

461
00:33:23,826 --> 00:33:25,626
What?!

462
00:33:35,985 --> 00:33:38,425
So what's happening?

463
00:33:40,225 --> 00:33:41,585
We think Tony's alive.

464
00:33:43,345 --> 00:33:45,865
He used his credit card to book a flight.

465
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:49,065
No. It's not him. It can't be.

466
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,665
It was booked in his name.

467
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:54,025
It's one way, to Spain.

468
00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:55,505
He got on the plane?

469
00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:57,345
The flight's not for another couple of weeks.

470
00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:59,505
Someone must be using his credit card. It's them!

471
00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:02,505
They were the last people to see him. They know something.

472
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,545
I know this is hard.

473
00:34:06,865 --> 00:34:08,745
Maybe he left you.

474
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,985
I don't know.

475
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,705
Maybe there's someone else.

476
00:34:14,305 --> 00:34:16,905
He'd never do that to me.

477
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:18,345
He wouldn't.

478
00:34:43,384 --> 00:34:45,624
Did any of yous get any sleep last night?

479
00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:48,624
We would have been arrested by now if she'd found the bodies.

480
00:34:48,659 --> 00:34:49,904
Maybe they're waiting until we're all together.

481
00:34:49,939 --> 00:34:51,944
Why would you say something like that?

482
00:34:51,979 --> 00:34:53,464
What time does she usually get here?

483
00:34:53,499 --> 00:34:54,904
About eight o'clock.

484
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:24,983
She didn't look in the boot.

485
00:35:25,018 --> 00:35:27,383
We're gonna be OK. We're not going to prison!

486
00:35:40,503 --> 00:35:41,703
That's it. That's it.

487
00:35:41,738 --> 00:35:45,503
Yeah, go on, have a nice cup of tea.

488
00:35:45,538 --> 00:35:48,783
I'm shittin' my pants.

489
00:35:48,818 --> 00:35:49,783
Don't, don't...

490
00:35:49,818 --> 00:35:50,903
Oh!

491
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:58,303
Oh, no!

492
00:36:10,422 --> 00:36:13,622
She didn't look in the boot.

493
00:36:13,657 --> 00:36:16,142
We're gonna be OK. We're not going to prison!

494
00:36:18,702 --> 00:36:22,222
She's going to get out the car walk to the boot, and find the bodies.

495
00:36:22,257 --> 00:36:23,262
How do you know?

496
00:36:23,297 --> 00:36:25,582
It's already happened once.

497
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,182
So now you rewind time?

498
00:36:32,422 --> 00:36:33,862
Get the bodies!

499
00:36:37,942 --> 00:36:40,022
What the hell are you doing?!

500
00:36:40,057 --> 00:36:43,622
It's just pure, mindless vandalism.

501
00:36:43,657 --> 00:36:47,462
What is the matter with you?
Are you mentally deficient?

502
00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:50,422
If I was mentally deficient, I would have missed.

503
00:36:50,457 --> 00:36:53,261
Check that out. Bull's-eye.

504
00:36:53,296 --> 00:36:55,901
My office, now!

505
00:36:55,936 --> 00:36:57,141
Now!

506
00:37:36,014 --> 00:37:38,094
What did you do to me, you fucking bitch?!

507
00:37:46,574 --> 00:37:48,294
What happened to your hair?

508
00:37:48,329 --> 00:37:49,894
I've got alopecia.

509
00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:53,214
It happened when my dad walked out.

510
00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:55,174
I was well stressed.

511
00:37:55,209 --> 00:38:00,294
Oh, this thing itches like a bastard.

512
00:38:00,329 --> 00:38:01,454
You're telling me!

513
00:38:06,294 --> 00:38:07,614
Are you allowed to smoke?

514
00:38:07,649 --> 00:38:09,014
It's not cancer.

515
00:38:13,254 --> 00:38:16,934
Darren broke up with me when my hair started falling out.

516
00:38:16,969 --> 00:38:20,173
He made me feel like no-one would want to be with me.

517
00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:21,493
Such a wanker.

518
00:38:21,528 --> 00:38:25,293
Sometimes I just want people to know how it feels when you feel shit about yourself.

519
00:38:25,328 --> 00:38:27,893
When I feel like that, people go bald.

520
00:38:27,928 --> 00:38:30,733
Please don't tell me this lasts forever.

521
00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:33,693
It only lasts a couple of days. Your hair just comes back.

522
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,133
What about yours?

523
00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,253
Man, I hope so.

524
00:38:39,893 --> 00:38:43,253
I'm sorry I hit you - you know, the first time.

525
00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:46,333
Yeah, I'm sorry I called you a slag.

526
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:49,253
I saw Darren.

527
00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:52,293
Every time I see him, he keeps going bald.

528
00:38:52,328 --> 00:38:53,573
I try to stay away from him.

529
00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:55,533
No way! Bald him up.

530
00:38:58,173 --> 00:39:00,733
Oh, mate, that fucking storm!

531
00:39:04,693 --> 00:39:09,012
Yesterday, in the car, I don't even know what happened.

532
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,732
Forget it.

533
00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:13,772
What's up with her anyway?
One minute we're...

534
00:39:13,807 --> 00:39:15,412
having sex,

535
00:39:15,447 --> 00:39:17,812
the next she won't even talk to me.

536
00:39:17,847 --> 00:39:21,812
She's nuts. Anyway, see you around.

537
00:39:50,492 --> 00:39:52,012
You're a mess.

538
00:39:52,047 --> 00:39:55,212
Yeah... I know.

539
00:39:58,851 --> 00:40:03,611
I want to be with you.

540
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,451
If we're gonna be together,

541
00:40:08,486 --> 00:40:12,091
there's no-one else, yeah?

542
00:40:12,126 --> 00:40:14,331
This is it.

543
00:40:18,411 --> 00:40:20,891
I don't know how to do this. You can't touch me.

544
00:40:20,926 --> 00:40:22,891
I don't want to.

545
00:40:22,926 --> 00:40:24,411
I do...

546
00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,851
I really do.

547
00:40:28,886 --> 00:40:30,931
I really want you to.

548
00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:32,371
But you can't.

549
00:40:32,406 --> 00:40:33,811
I know.

550
00:40:35,691 --> 00:40:37,651
So how do we,

551
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:40,411
you know?

552
00:40:40,446 --> 00:40:42,731
Cos we need to work something out.

553
00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:53,250
We could try phone sex, without the phone.

554
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:55,130
How's that work?

555
00:40:55,165 --> 00:40:56,770
You know.

556
00:40:56,805 --> 00:40:59,570
We stare at each other and wank ourselves off.

557
00:41:01,290 --> 00:41:03,210
Works for me.

558
00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,410
Doesn't matter who's after us now.

559
00:41:08,445 --> 00:41:10,130
They'll never find the bodies.

560
00:41:10,165 --> 00:41:12,690
See ya.

561
00:41:12,725 --> 00:41:15,250
They're gonna think the probation worker's still alive.

562
00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,570
I stole his credit card.

563
00:41:18,605 --> 00:41:21,010
I used it to book a flight.

564
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,650
That is smart!

565
00:41:22,685 --> 00:41:24,770
You're dead good at stuff like that.

566
00:41:24,805 --> 00:41:28,090
Yeah! Nice one, weird kid.

567
00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:30,010
I cannot believe we got away with this shit.

568
00:41:30,045 --> 00:41:32,970
We should all go out for a drink - you know, to celebrate.

569
00:41:33,005 --> 00:41:36,610
It's like an ironic "fuck you" to the probation worker.

570
00:41:36,645 --> 00:41:39,929
We're all out having a good time - you're buried under the foundations

571
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:41,969
of an environmental monitoring station.

572
00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:50,449
See you all tomorrow, yeah?

573
00:41:55,409 --> 00:41:57,129
Later.

574
00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:03,529
Yeah...

575
00:42:05,129 --> 00:42:06,729
D'you want to come for a drink?

576
00:42:06,764 --> 00:42:08,809
Are you asking me out on a date?

577
00:42:08,844 --> 00:42:10,489
No. I meant all of us.

578
00:42:10,524 --> 00:42:12,689
Did you?

579
00:42:12,724 --> 00:42:14,689
I am not your whore.

580
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:22,489
There is no way I'm going out until my hair grows back.

581
00:42:22,524 --> 00:42:23,969
Sorry.

582
00:42:27,368 --> 00:42:29,528
# I'm naked

583
00:42:29,563 --> 00:42:32,928
# I'm numb I'm stupid

584
00:42:32,963 --> 00:42:34,328
# I'm staying...

585
00:42:36,123 --> 00:42:39,448
# And if Cupid's got a gun

586
00:42:39,483 --> 00:42:40,888
# Then he's shootin'

587
00:42:43,688 --> 00:42:45,848
# Lights black

588
00:42:45,883 --> 00:42:47,528
# Heads bang

589
00:42:47,563 --> 00:42:50,408
# You're my drug, we live it...

590
00:42:53,403 --> 00:42:55,768
# You need it

591
00:42:55,803 --> 00:42:58,848
# Real love, I'll give it

592
00:42:58,883 --> 00:43:01,648
# So we're bound to...

593
00:43:01,683 --> 00:43:06,768
# linger on

594
00:43:06,803 --> 00:43:13,968
# We drink the fatal drop

595
00:43:14,003 --> 00:43:20,967
# Then love until we bleed... #

596
00:43:26,247 --> 00:43:28,327
My life is fucked!
And that's on you!

597
00:43:28,362 --> 00:43:32,327
I asked you to buy the gear. I should've went to prison.

598
00:43:32,362 --> 00:43:34,247
Hey! Police, hey!

599
00:43:36,927 --> 00:43:39,727
If you're not gonna do anything, then I will.

600
00:43:39,762 --> 00:43:40,807
It's you.

601
00:43:40,842 --> 00:43:41,847
Do I know you?

602
00:43:44,567 --> 00:43:46,047
Ah! Help me!

603
00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,647
C'mon, you wankers! Let's have it!

604
00:43:48,682 --> 00:43:50,407
You want me to come with ya?

605
00:43:50,442 --> 00:43:51,847
Give me the fucking money!

606
00:43:51,882 --> 00:43:52,727
I did!

607
00:43:54,127 --> 00:43:55,687
What you smiling about?

608
00:43:55,722 --> 00:43:56,687
I changed the future.

609
00:44:22,086 --> 00:44:26,006
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