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This is your chance to
do something positive.

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That's what community
service is all about.

3
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What is going on with this weather?

4
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What is that?

5
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We should be dead.

6
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Something really weird is happening.

7
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Have you been sniffing glue?

8
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The storm, that lightning... I dunno,
it's done something to us.

9
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He's going to kill us.

10
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All this. It's already happened
once. Time went backwards.

11
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What... you turned back time?

12
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I want to rip your clothes off
and piss on your tits.

13
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Oh, what is happening to me?

14
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You killed our probation worker.

15
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If there's no body...
there's no crime.

16
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I'm pretty sure this breaches
the terms of my ASBO.

17
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What if we're meant to be like
superheroes?

18
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In what kind of fucked-up world
would that be allowed to happen?

19
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And what? Cos you're all special,
and I'm not?

20
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Yeah, well, I doubt it.
You can think what you like

21
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but I have a super power and I
just need to find out what it is.

22
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Maybe you're just super-retarded.

23
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Maybe I've got a whole
Spider-Man vibe going on.

24
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You know, maybe I can climb
stuff and do spider shit.

25
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Yeah, cos that makes perfect sense.
Why would you be able to climb stuff?

26
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I don't know. How is it that you
can turn back time, apparently?

27
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And weird kid can turn invisible?

28
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It's not like this whole situation
is backed up by a wank-load of logic.

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What is that?

30
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Sub by fant0m
www.feliratok.hu

31
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Is he breathing?

32
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Hey, nude guy!

33
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You're naked!

34
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You?!

35
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Do you want to tell us who that was?

36
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He's my mum's...
He lives with my mum.

37
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Your stepdad has got
a massive cock.

38
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Jesus!
And he's not my step-Dad, all right?

39
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Did you see that thing? That was
monster big. Your mum will hurt.

40
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Shut up!

41
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Why's he naked?

42
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Well, he's obviously some
kind of pervert or he's gay.

43
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That follows.

44
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Well, he was cruising for rough
trade. They love that shit.

45
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Oh, a little light homophobia.
Go for it.

46
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Or he could be a rapist.
There's loads of them round here.

47
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Maybe he's a werewolf.

48
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Twat.

49
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It's what happens in films.

50
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You turn into a werewolf,
you kill someone,

51
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then you wake-up somewhere, naked...

52
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like a zoo.

53
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He's not a werewolf, OK. This guy is such a
pussy, he needs my mum to open jars for him.

54
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If was a werewolf he'd be able to open
a jar of peanut butter for himself.

55
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What happens if the storm
messed him up?

56
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That's bollocks.

57
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What are the chances?

58
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Help out. Talk to them. Make sure
everyone's having a good time.

59
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Move!

60
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Is he dead?

61
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I think he's dead.

62
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She's stealing your pension!

63
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No, he's fine.

64
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'My mouth's as dry
as a badger's chuff.'

65
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D'you want a cup of tea?

66
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'Bugger me.'

67
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Perhaps you'd like
to dance with someone?

68
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You've got to be shitting me?

69
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No, Alisha. I am not "shitting you".

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Come on...

71
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Harry.

72
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Alisha was wondering if
you'd like to dance with her?

73
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It would be an honour.

74
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Let me taste your sweet cherry lips.

75
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I'd give my life to spend a night
between your dusky thighs.

76
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OK! Let's find you a chair.

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You go and help make tea.
Just keep out the way.

78
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OK, Joan.
Let's pick up some speed,

79
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let's get that wind
flowing through your hair.

80
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Let's get that wind flowing
through your scalp, come on.

81
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Hi.

82
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Hi.

83
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Thanks.

84
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So are you like a member
of staff or something?

85
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I'm a volunteer.

86
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Volunteer?! I love to volunteer.

87
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Is that why they gave
you community service?

88
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Could be, could be. I'd probably just
be here anyway you know, helping out.

89
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Old people.

90
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They're so...
they're so...

91
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They're old, you know.

92
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So what did you do?

93
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I sexually assaulted a
90-year-old woman.

94
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That's funny.

95
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She didn't seem to think
so at the time.

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God rest her soul.

97
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Jesus...

98
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No, no, the truth is... I was just
done for eating some pick 'n' mix.

99
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Right.

100
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Of course you were.

101
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Such a liar, pass me
those sausage rolls.

102
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I think she wants to dance with you.

103
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Oh, that's nice.

104
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(Fuck off.)

105
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Someone knows.

106
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They know we killed
our probation worker.

107
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Is this a wind up? Is this you?

108
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If I was trying to wind you up, I
think I'd be a little more creative.

109
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"I know what film
you saw last summer."

110
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This isn't funny?

111
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If I wanted to freak you out,
I would've dug up the body and

112
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stuck that in your locker.

113
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If it wasn't him, who was it?

114
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Well, we've all done stuff.

115
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They could be talking about anything.

116
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It was in your locker.

117
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This was meant for all of us.
They're talking about the probation worker.

118
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OK. Let's say you're right.

119
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If they actually knew anything,
they wouldn't be dicking around

120
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sticking notes on lockers.
They would've gone to the police.

121
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And we'd all be banged up in prison,
getting gang-raped in the showers.

122
00:08:05,481 --> 00:08:09,513
But this, this means that they
have no evidence. No proof. Nothing.

123
00:08:09,548 --> 00:08:13,546
And anyway, I'm guessing it's about
some other totally unrelated shit

124
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that you've done.

125
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So, if we're all done freaking out
here, over nothing,

126
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there's somewhere I need to be.

127
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Please tell me you don't
actually believe that prick?

128
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Well, whoever did it is just
trying to freak us out, right?

129
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So we just act normal.

130
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Did you get my messages?
I need to talk.

131
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You're not moving back in.

132
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It's not about that.
It's about Jeremy. No. Just listen.

133
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This morning,
I was doing my Community Service.

134
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We found Jeremy in the car-park.
He was bollock naked.

135
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Nathan!

136
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I swear.

137
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On my life.

138
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You're doing it again. You're lying.

139
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Right. How come I know
he's got a massive cock?

140
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How would I know that if
I hadn't seen him naked?

141
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I don't know! Maybe you
watched him taking a shower?

142
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Oh! Cos that sounds like the
sort of thing I'm doing now...

143
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watching men showering?

144
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Mum, he was out there, running
around, naked, like a wolf boy.

145
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What's a wolf boy?

146
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It's a boy, raised by wolves.

147
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You know,
the little hairy kid in Siberia.

148
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We watched it on Discovery.

149
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Why can't you just be happy for me?

150
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Because your boyfriend
is some kind of psycho,

151
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rough trade, gay, rapist werewolf!

152
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Every man I meet.

153
00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:05,063
There's always a reason
you take against them.

154
00:10:05,098 --> 00:10:08,778
It's like when you said
Richard was sexually abusing you.

155
00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,263
It's nothing like that. This is true.

156
00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:14,258
There is something weird
going on with Jeremy.

157
00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:17,138
Nathan! This conversation is over!

158
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(Hello?)

159
00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:52,296
Argh! What're you doing here?

160
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I left my bag.

161
00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:56,821
Oh, left your bag, did you?

162
00:11:56,856 --> 00:11:59,936
Of course you did. You sure
you didn't come back to see me?

163
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:02,736
I didn't know you'd be here.

164
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:05,781
Why are you here?

165
00:12:05,816 --> 00:12:11,775
I'm volunteering. I'm just giving
and giving and then I give some more.

166
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:12,700
Is this a burglary?

167
00:12:12,735 --> 00:12:14,855
No. I could say the same to you.

168
00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:20,695
Except I've got keys to the building
and permission to be here.

169
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,975
D'you want a drink?

170
00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:40,575
OK. So now it's a burglary.

171
00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:45,094
You all right?

172
00:13:51,093 --> 00:13:52,093
I want to get a photo.

173
00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:37,812
A naked man with a
huge cock just ran past.

174
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:38,972
It's him!

175
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:39,977
Who?

176
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,297
It's my mum's...

177
00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:43,212
It's the guy who lives with my mum.

178
00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:45,852
Quick, give me your phone.

179
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:46,852
Give me your phone.

180
00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:11,492
Did you really think I was going
to let you get away with this?

181
00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:13,852
That's my mum, you sick bastard!

182
00:15:17,572 --> 00:15:22,252
We can do this,
the hard way or the...

183
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,292
there is no easy way.

184
00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:26,097
Game over.

185
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,691
You're screwed.

186
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:37,931
Jezza?

187
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:46,491
Maybe we should talk about this?
Over a coffee?

188
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,491
All right!

189
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:27,210
You look like you had a good night.

190
00:16:27,245 --> 00:16:28,650
It was all right.

191
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:34,130
Don't that tag
mean you've got a curfew?

192
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:39,010
I'm not going to let a thing like
that stop me from enjoying myself.

193
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,730
You should come out
with us sometime.

194
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,615
I would you know, but

195
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:49,050
my mum told me to stay
away from girls like you.

196
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,610
Your mum has never
met a girl like me.

197
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:08,974
It's him.

198
00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:10,769
It's the guy who lives with my mum.

199
00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:12,686
This is evidence.

200
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,569
What am I looking at?

201
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,889
Cock, anus, bit of ball-sack.

202
00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:20,974
Ooh, what's that?

203
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:24,769
That's ball-sack. It's
from a low angle. Jesus!

204
00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:28,214
Where were you last night?

205
00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:30,849
'Oh, shit. She knows I'm a homeless.'

206
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,809
Here, look.

207
00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:35,809
Cock, anus, ball-sack...yeah?

208
00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:36,966
What's that?

209
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,054
That's cock.

210
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:41,769
Look, this guy is living with my mum.
We've got to do something.

211
00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:42,514
Like what?

212
00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:43,654
Can you get me a gun?

213
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,814
I ain't getting you a gun.

214
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:48,374
C'mon. Just a little one.
Nothing too lairy.

215
00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:54,529
There's no way I'm getting
a dickhead like you a gun.

216
00:17:54,564 --> 00:17:56,493
You can get a gun off the internet.

217
00:17:56,528 --> 00:17:58,853
What if we go round there tonight...
talk to him?

218
00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:03,208
We'll be mature and polite, yeah? And
then we'll just tell him to fuck off.

219
00:18:03,243 --> 00:18:04,168
What if he says no?

220
00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:08,408
I don't know. We'll improvise.
So, who's with me?

221
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,813
It's like that, is it?

222
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:21,248
So much for being united
by a horrific, life changing,

223
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:22,928
shared experience.

224
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,653
Hmm? Last week?

225
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,888
You know? The situation...

226
00:18:31,848 --> 00:18:33,888
We killed our probation worker!

227
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:38,528
God, you're such a dickhead.

228
00:18:38,563 --> 00:18:40,248
That counts for nothing?

229
00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:41,945
(Fucking prick.)

230
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,608
I'll come with you.

231
00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:48,967
You know, if you want someone
to go with you. I'll come.

232
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,247
I'm not being funny but,
me and you, buddying up...

233
00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:54,572
kicking ass!

234
00:18:54,607 --> 00:18:56,687
I'm just not feeling it, but, hey.

235
00:18:56,722 --> 00:18:58,727
Lovely thought. Cheers.

236
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,486
Did that hurt?

237
00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:03,771
Yeah, hurt like a bastard.

238
00:20:03,806 --> 00:20:06,006
I only got it done
cos my fiance wanted it.

239
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,011
Are you engaged?

240
00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:09,886
I was. I'm not any more.

241
00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,051
Why, what happened?

242
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,346
I could hear what
he was thinking, yeah?

243
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:15,606
And he wasn't exactly
being romantic.

244
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:22,086
Have you been with anyone
since you could do your thing?

245
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,086
No, not full on.

246
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,845
I've tried it out,
just for a second.

247
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,370
They were proper horny.

248
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:33,145
One was quite fit, actually.

249
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,885
Have you shagged anyone?

250
00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:36,925
What d'you think?

251
00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:15,369
Nathan?

252
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:20,344
That's right. Your number's up,
you psycho nudist freak.

253
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:25,284
Oh, I got you now, baby.
See anything you recognise?

254
00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:26,804
What am I looking at?

255
00:21:29,524 --> 00:21:32,284
Cock, anus, ball-sack.

256
00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:33,329
Is it?

257
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:36,444
It's from a low angle.
It's you... last night.

258
00:21:38,484 --> 00:21:41,364
George Michael gets away with this,
but he was in Wham. Who are you?

259
00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:44,924
I don't remember what happened.

260
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,849
Oh, how very convenient.

261
00:21:46,884 --> 00:21:50,484
This happened. I show this
to my mum, you're history.

262
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:54,484
So just...take your crappy shit.

263
00:21:55,804 --> 00:21:57,484
And go.

264
00:21:59,764 --> 00:22:00,724
That's your mum's.

265
00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:04,129
I'll buy her a new one,

266
00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:05,968
That's what sons do for mums.

267
00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:09,783
Look, don't make this any
harder on her. Just go!

268
00:22:09,818 --> 00:22:13,563
No, you go. Your Mum
doesn't even want you here.

269
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,683
You prick!

270
00:22:15,963 --> 00:22:17,328
Nathan!

271
00:22:17,363 --> 00:22:18,783
What are you doing!?

272
00:22:18,818 --> 00:22:20,168
You made me do this!

273
00:22:20,203 --> 00:22:23,203
You wouldn't listen!
That psycho was out last night.

274
00:22:23,238 --> 00:22:26,003
Tell her you sick bastard. Tell her!

275
00:22:26,038 --> 00:22:27,683
He already told me.

276
00:22:27,718 --> 00:22:29,243
He told you?

277
00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,728
So, what the fuck?

278
00:22:32,763 --> 00:22:35,283
It started after that storm.

279
00:22:35,318 --> 00:22:36,643
It did something to me.

280
00:22:38,843 --> 00:22:40,323
Sometimes it's like I'm a dog.

281
00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:43,808
When I was a kid,

282
00:22:43,843 --> 00:22:47,723
we had this Jack Russell, Billy.
We did everything together.

283
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,208
That's weird.

284
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,723
He was my best friend.

285
00:22:51,758 --> 00:22:53,203
That's really weird.

286
00:22:54,322 --> 00:22:56,382
Whenever I see a Jack Russell, it...

287
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,407
it brings back all these feelings.

288
00:22:58,442 --> 00:23:01,642
And next thing I know,
I'm waking up, naked.

289
00:23:01,677 --> 00:23:03,367
It's true.

290
00:23:03,402 --> 00:23:05,487
I didn't believe it at first.

291
00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:08,282
But I've seen what he's
like when he changes.

292
00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:11,842
Just...are you honestly telling me,

293
00:23:11,877 --> 00:23:13,722
that you're OK with this?

294
00:23:13,757 --> 00:23:15,879
If that's who he is.

295
00:23:15,914 --> 00:23:17,967
I've got to accept it.

296
00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:20,702
Some men dress up in
women's clothing...

297
00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:23,402
They're just sick perverts.
He's dangerous.

298
00:23:23,437 --> 00:23:24,842
I would never hurt your mum.

299
00:23:26,242 --> 00:23:27,202
I love her.

300
00:23:29,802 --> 00:23:31,087
You've broken his nose!

301
00:23:31,122 --> 00:23:34,602
Oh... It's not like you can
enter him in Crufts.

302
00:23:57,495 --> 00:23:59,575
I got your address from
the community centre.

303
00:24:00,975 --> 00:24:03,295
I just thought you might
want your phone back.

304
00:24:07,775 --> 00:24:11,695
Oh, there's probably a photo
on there you want to delete.

305
00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:13,775
It's just a...

306
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:16,415
It's a shot of some ball-sack.

307
00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:20,140
Anyway, just,

308
00:24:20,175 --> 00:24:22,455
I'll see you around.

309
00:24:24,015 --> 00:24:25,535
Are you OK?

310
00:24:32,615 --> 00:24:35,460
She's never hit me before...

311
00:24:35,495 --> 00:24:37,575
not even a smack when I was a kid.

312
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,819
What d'you want from her?

313
00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:43,734
Would you be happier
if she was on her own?

314
00:24:43,769 --> 00:24:44,779
Yeah.

315
00:24:44,814 --> 00:24:46,854
But it's horrible being on your own.

316
00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:48,694
You want her to be miserable?

317
00:24:51,414 --> 00:24:53,974
You don't want your mum
to have anyone in her life

318
00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:56,099
because that means
she's not there for you.

319
00:24:56,134 --> 00:25:00,254
Don't try that reverse psychology
A-level bullshit on me. I'm fine.

320
00:25:00,289 --> 00:25:02,339
Oh, yeah.

321
00:25:02,374 --> 00:25:04,974
You're living in a community centre.
You're doing great.

322
00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:13,094
The only thing worse
than being lonely,

323
00:25:13,129 --> 00:25:16,774
is other people
knowing you're lonely.

324
00:25:18,374 --> 00:25:20,494
No-one wants to look like a cunt.

325
00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:29,454
You can't give your mum
everything she needs.

326
00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:32,333
Don't be so selfish.

327
00:25:32,368 --> 00:25:33,653
Grow up.

328
00:25:35,573 --> 00:25:38,253
What's that supposed to mean?

329
00:25:41,253 --> 00:25:42,493
D'you want a drink?

330
00:25:42,528 --> 00:25:44,013
Yeah.

331
00:25:55,853 --> 00:25:58,373
Whose house is this?

332
00:25:58,408 --> 00:26:00,778
It's my Gran's.

333
00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:02,333
I'm staying with her.

334
00:26:14,813 --> 00:26:17,013
Is sherry OK?

335
00:26:30,972 --> 00:26:33,577
So what happened to you?

336
00:26:33,612 --> 00:26:36,857
I came back last night
and you were gone.

337
00:26:36,892 --> 00:26:40,732
You seemed more interested
in chasing a naked man

338
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,172
around the car park.

339
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,612
So what would've happened
if I hadn't gone

340
00:26:48,647 --> 00:26:50,852
chasing a naked man
around the car park?

341
00:26:52,772 --> 00:26:55,977
I'm guessing,

342
00:26:56,012 --> 00:26:58,852
you would have had
some pretty amazing sex.

343
00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:04,092
Really?

344
00:27:04,127 --> 00:27:05,852
Oh, yeah.

345
00:27:27,883 --> 00:27:29,131
Your gran's not here, is she?

346
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,216
No.

347
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:05,289
Well, that's embarrassing.

348
00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:12,249
Oh, come on! It's been a while, OK?

349
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:14,969
How about a little sensitivity?

350
00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:16,894
It's not that.

351
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:20,329
Do you always pull that face
when you have an orgasm?

352
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,729
What is wrong with my cum face?

353
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,249
It's really bad.

354
00:29:32,529 --> 00:29:34,009
Well, I'll work on it.

355
00:29:37,529 --> 00:29:39,409
D'you want to try again?

356
00:29:41,008 --> 00:29:42,468
I'm here.

357
00:29:42,503 --> 00:29:43,893
You're here.

358
00:29:43,928 --> 00:29:47,568
We're both naked,
consenting adults...

359
00:30:11,288 --> 00:30:13,968
"Hello? Hello, can I help?"

360
00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:17,408
"Is everything OK?
Do you need any help?"

361
00:30:20,848 --> 00:30:22,348
I'm coming!

362
00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:25,419
Oh, fuck!

363
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,407
Are you ok?

364
00:30:42,687 --> 00:30:45,807
Well, you were...
What the fuck...

365
00:30:45,842 --> 00:30:47,604
What was that thing?

366
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,367
It was the storm.

367
00:30:50,967 --> 00:30:53,567
I just wanted to be young again.

368
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,132
You complain about my cum face.

369
00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:59,607
You should see yours, love.
Trust me. It's a shocker.

370
00:30:59,642 --> 00:31:01,927
Do we have to talk about this
through the door?

371
00:31:04,807 --> 00:31:06,972
OK.

372
00:31:07,007 --> 00:31:09,087
I'm coming out.
Move away from the door.

373
00:31:09,122 --> 00:31:10,927
Back off, Back off!

374
00:31:22,366 --> 00:31:24,606
Exactly how old are you?

375
00:31:24,641 --> 00:31:26,366
82.

376
00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,046
83 next month.

377
00:31:30,526 --> 00:31:33,451
I didn't mean for this to happen.

378
00:31:33,486 --> 00:31:37,046
It felt so good to be young again
and I liked you.

379
00:31:37,081 --> 00:31:39,411
I shagged someone's gran.

380
00:31:39,446 --> 00:31:41,091
I haven't got any grandchildren.

381
00:31:41,126 --> 00:31:44,686
Oh, that's OK then, cos that
could have been really awkward.

382
00:31:44,721 --> 00:31:45,931
I'm sorry.

383
00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:48,486
You're sorry?
I'm gonna need counselling now.

384
00:31:48,521 --> 00:31:51,011
I'm damaged goods.

385
00:31:51,046 --> 00:31:53,086
Where are my boxer shorts?

386
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:54,651
Oh, c'mon. Don't go.

387
00:31:54,686 --> 00:31:58,206
I'm not waiting around for Granny
Fuck Me to make another appearance.

388
00:32:04,366 --> 00:32:07,726
Something's wrong.
I'm changing back.

389
00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,045
I think I'm growing old again.

390
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,685
I'm scared.

391
00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:27,865
This is the fifth time
you've broken your curfew.

392
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,180
What's the problem?
You can't go out any time you want.

393
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,460
It was my friend's birthday.
What was I supposed to do?

394
00:32:32,495 --> 00:32:33,465
Is that a joke?

395
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,745
D'you see me laughing?

396
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:37,019
I'm arresting you for
breaching the terms of your ASBO.

397
00:32:37,054 --> 00:32:39,784
Oh, you're not serious?

398
00:32:39,819 --> 00:32:44,939
Oh, I want you so bad, I need
your lovin', you sexy little minx.

399
00:32:44,974 --> 00:32:46,384
Shit! Let go of me!

400
00:32:46,419 --> 00:32:48,099
Let's do it on the desk.

401
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:49,864
Get off me!

402
00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:53,819
I'm so hard for you. That's five
and a half inches of pure pleasure.

403
00:32:53,854 --> 00:32:54,864
Oh, yeah...

404
00:32:54,899 --> 00:32:57,019
Fuck off! Get off me, you pervert!

405
00:33:03,379 --> 00:33:05,419
I have no idea why that's out.

406
00:33:11,939 --> 00:33:13,379
Are you OK?

407
00:33:15,379 --> 00:33:19,739
I'll sort all this out for you.
If you want to make a complaint,

408
00:33:19,774 --> 00:33:21,304
I'll back you up.

409
00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:23,419
I just want to forget it.

410
00:33:26,418 --> 00:33:30,098
You seem to have
quite an effect on men.

411
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,423
You're a very beautiful girl.

412
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:36,618
It's not my fault if they can't
keep their dicks in their trousers.

413
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:43,343
I am here.

414
00:33:43,378 --> 00:33:46,058
You know,
if anything like that happens,

415
00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:48,743
or if you're worried about anything.

416
00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:51,418
You can talk to me.
I'll give you my mobile number.

417
00:33:51,453 --> 00:33:52,578
No, you're all right.

418
00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:34,341
Hey what happened to you?

419
00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:37,656
I will not be in a room
where that song is playing.

420
00:35:37,691 --> 00:35:40,581
Line in the sand, my friend.

421
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:42,541
Some old woman was looking for you.

422
00:35:42,576 --> 00:35:45,416
'What if Ruth's told
someone I had sex with her?

423
00:35:45,451 --> 00:35:48,256
'Oh, shit. No, no, no, no, no...'

424
00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:51,381
You shagged her!

425
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:55,175
Yeah. Yeah, nice one.
I gave her a right good seeing to.

426
00:35:57,895 --> 00:35:59,735
You totally screwed her.

427
00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:01,455
No.

428
00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:03,780
No!

429
00:36:03,815 --> 00:36:06,695
You nailed that old woman?
Nah, that is wrong.

430
00:36:06,730 --> 00:36:07,900
Oh, my God.

431
00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:09,060
Did you enjoy it?

432
00:36:09,095 --> 00:36:10,195
Shut up, you little freak.

433
00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:11,302
I think he enjoyed it.

434
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,375
Are you into that?

435
00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:13,780
No!

436
00:36:13,815 --> 00:36:17,220
She didn't look
like that when we started, OK?

437
00:36:17,255 --> 00:36:20,335
You remember that bird Ruth,
from Tuesday? Beautiful, yeah?

438
00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:24,020
That wrinkly old bint...that's her!

439
00:36:24,055 --> 00:36:26,095
It was the storm.
It made her young again.

440
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:29,735
Please, please tell me you didn't...

441
00:36:31,975 --> 00:36:33,255
He did!

442
00:36:35,255 --> 00:36:39,215
He did! God's sake!

443
00:36:43,175 --> 00:36:46,534
Nathan, Nathan wait, look I didn't
mean to tell them. It just came out.

444
00:36:46,569 --> 00:36:49,414
Oh, well great job. Nice one.

445
00:36:49,449 --> 00:36:50,854
Well done.

446
00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:55,094
And stay out of my head, OK?

447
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:56,494
Granny fucker!

448
00:38:38,572 --> 00:38:40,332
Hello?

449
00:38:58,892 --> 00:39:00,172
Ruth?

450
00:39:19,131 --> 00:39:20,331
Ruth.

451
00:39:23,411 --> 00:39:25,531
Oh, Jesus, no.

452
00:40:26,610 --> 00:40:28,490
You little tart.

453
00:41:05,444 --> 00:41:07,094
I'm sorry.

454
00:41:58,888 --> 00:42:02,488
So I suppose you're going
to tell me you love him?

455
00:42:05,048 --> 00:42:07,488
But it doesn't
change how I feel about you.

456
00:42:10,728 --> 00:42:15,733
I'm... I'm so sorry I hit you.

457
00:42:15,768 --> 00:42:18,253
I... I punched the guy you live with.

458
00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:23,328
Your, you...
I can't call him your "boyfriend",

459
00:42:23,363 --> 00:42:25,265
or your "partner", it's too pathetic.

460
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,168
You can call him Dad, if you like.

461
00:42:27,203 --> 00:42:29,008
Oh, that's funny.

462
00:42:32,048 --> 00:42:33,967
I've been worried about you.

463
00:42:34,002 --> 00:42:35,167
Where're you living?

464
00:42:37,007 --> 00:42:38,547
I've got a flat...

465
00:42:38,582 --> 00:42:40,087
with some friends...

466
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,772
flatmates.

467
00:42:42,807 --> 00:42:45,132
If you try to get on with Jeremy,

468
00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:50,167
I mean, really try,
well, maybe you could move back in.

469
00:42:50,202 --> 00:42:52,932
I'm not being funny,
a woman your age...

470
00:42:52,967 --> 00:42:56,327
If you don't settle down before your
looks go, you've got no chance.

471
00:42:56,362 --> 00:42:57,412
Oh, thank you.

472
00:42:57,447 --> 00:42:59,852
I can't be looking after you
when you're 80.

473
00:42:59,887 --> 00:43:04,207
You'll be phoning me every time
you want to change the TV channel.

474
00:43:04,242 --> 00:43:05,372
No, too painful.

475
00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:08,327
I've got my flat.
It's better for all of us.

476
00:43:13,767 --> 00:43:16,007
Come round for your tea sometimes?

477
00:43:16,042 --> 00:43:18,247
Yeah...

478
00:43:20,487 --> 00:43:21,967
See you, then.

479
00:43:31,406 --> 00:43:35,326
If you ever hurt her, I'll take you
up the vets and have you put down.

480
00:43:45,286 --> 00:43:47,051
I told you there'd be other people

481
00:43:47,086 --> 00:43:49,806
who got messed up by the storm.
And you didn't believe me.

482
00:43:49,841 --> 00:43:52,771
Yeah, well, I was wrong, wasn't I?

483
00:43:52,806 --> 00:43:55,526
There's a hurricane
of weird shit out there.

484
00:43:57,006 --> 00:44:00,046
Oh, another oral sex gag. Brilliant.

485
00:44:03,446 --> 00:44:06,006
We need to be ready for
when they come after us.

486
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:07,291
What're you talking about?

487
00:44:07,326 --> 00:44:10,006
The other people, who got
caught up in the storm.

488
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:12,403
Why would they come after us?

489
00:44:12,438 --> 00:44:14,730
Because that's what people do.

490
00:44:14,765 --> 00:44:20,045
Yeah, well, if they do, we'll just
tell them it was all your fault.

491
00:44:26,285 --> 00:44:30,570
You know that note
you found in your locker?

492
00:44:30,605 --> 00:44:33,485
I think it was talking
about the probation worker.

493
00:44:39,965 --> 00:44:41,405
Holy shit.

494
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:05,004
I've got a power. I know it.
I can feel it in my balls.

495
00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:06,444
I know you want to.

496
00:45:06,479 --> 00:45:07,389
Don't.

497
00:45:09,724 --> 00:45:11,104
You can't be doing that to people.

498
00:45:11,139 --> 00:45:12,764
Trust me, you enjoyed it.

499
00:45:17,044 --> 00:45:19,924
Tony's alive. He used his
credit card to book a flight.

500
00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:21,941
No, it's not him. It can't be.

501
00:45:21,976 --> 00:45:23,889
We're a bunch of young offenders.

502
00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:25,604
Not one of us knows
how to steal a car?

503
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,484
No, no, no...

504
00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,884
They're going to dig up the bodies!

505
00:45:31,919 --> 00:45:34,484
We need to move them.