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{\an8}‪（聖路加天主教會學校
‪建於1879年）

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{\an8}‪對我而言校園諮商師就像是

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{\an8}‪教導情緒的老師

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‪幫助孩子釐清自己的感覺

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‪讓他們明白該如何健康地表達出來

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‪說得真好

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‪我們一直都在找更有經驗的應徵者

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‪像我就認為
‪我們也可以考慮一些更有活力的人

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‪幸好妳沒有因為我經驗不足
‪就不考慮我

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‪這其實也算是我的長處

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‪對吧？像我就不是很死板

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‪我不會被

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‪“我們一直都是這樣處理的”
‪這種想法束縛

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‪沒錯，這是間教會學校

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‪但宗教也該與時俱進

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‪怎麼說？

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‪就拿性教育來說吧

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‪你當然可以教學生要禁慾
‪但他們就是會上床

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‪他們只是孩子

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‪別誤會，我是贊成結婚的

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‪我跟前男友就是因為這點才分手

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‪以後再跟妳抱怨艾瑞克
‪一定會把妳嚇死

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‪因為那個男人就是滿嘴謊言

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‪好吧，不如我們來模擬一下？

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‪如果有個學生來找妳

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‪她說她男友就是想跟她發生關係

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‪首先，這男的超有問題
‪我絕對會勸她三思

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‪我會利用這個機會告訴她

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‪她根本不需要男生

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‪她自己就可以滿足自己

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‪-精神上
‪-不，肉體上

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‪肉…

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‪-自慰
‪-這個嘛…

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‪我當然不會真的手把手教她

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‪-不可能啦
‪-感謝主

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‪我只是希望她知道她還有別的辦法

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‪像是蓮蓬頭，或是貓頭鷹的…雕像

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‪我第一個男人就是泰迪熊

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‪天啊，我以前超愛自己來的

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‪太好了，好吧

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‪我現在還是很愛

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‪（回音公園）

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‪聽起來沒那麼慘呀

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‪就是有那麼慘

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‪妳超瘋的

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‪誰會跟修女大聊性事？

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‪我也知道不該提那種事

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‪但話到嘴邊時
‪我心想還是說出來比較好

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‪有些話妳可以等應徵上再說

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‪有些話應徵時就是不該說

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‪我不知道妳想聽我說什麼

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‪我就是說出口了，木已成舟

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‪這真像威絲莉阿姨的作風

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‪姐妹，我覺得這樣也好

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‪反正妳也太前衛了，不適合那裡

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‪他們太拘謹了

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‪我需要一份工作

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‪我每個碩班同學都在工作了

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‪記得那個吃自己頭髮
‪吃了兩年的女生嗎？

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‪她既有工作也有男友

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‪姐妹

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‪別把自己跟別人比，妳永遠比不完的

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‪我以為自己30歲時

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‪就會結婚、事業一帆風順
‪膝下還有一雙兒女

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‪婚姻才不是萬靈丹

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‪戴夫就背著我偷吃了

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‪妳根本猜不到事情會怎麼發展

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‪我也不看IG了

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‪我再也忍受不了看到另一個

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‪寫著“九個月”的孕肚了

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‪但我還是很替大家開心喔

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‪抱歉妳說妳懷孕時我罵妳賤人

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‪過來嘛，凱文

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‪你為什麼不愛我？

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‪凱文最近有點憂鬱

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‪是嗎？
‪他發現自己長得像希特勒了嗎？

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‪凱文長得才不像希特勒

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‪明明就超像的

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‪不行，凱文，你不能出門
‪你是室內貓

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‪真不知道他想證明什麼

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‪-嗨，寶貝
‪-嗨

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‪-歡迎回來，來點起司吧
‪-大家好

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‪很遺憾妳沒拿到那份工作，威絲

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‪-凱莉都跟我說了
‪-謝啦

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‪對呀，那種講究形式的古老宗教機構

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‪本來就不適合威絲

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‪看吧？泰德懂我

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‪威絲，妳怎麼還沒打給他朋友西恩？

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‪-對呀
‪-我現在跟很多人在約會

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‪有些人直接給我搞消失

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‪所以我全部的注意力都在他們身上

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‪不如這樣吧，妳先別急著找對象

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‪先找到工作再說
‪一次應付一種危機嘛

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‪好呀，布魯克

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‪我就一年不約會

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‪讓我的卵巢乏人問津，長滿蜘蛛網

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‪威絲，別這麼喪志嘛

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‪就算卵巢會長滿蜘蛛網

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‪天啊，那是什麼聲音？

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{\an8}‪至少妳現在也不需要開車上班啦

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪（春假）

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{\an8}‪（《年過30談戀愛》）

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{\an8}‪（負心漢！）

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{\an8}‪（已逾期）

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{\an8}‪（安息吧，花生先生）

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{\an8}‪（凍卵！認識凍卵讓妳更有自主權）

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{\an8}‪（伴娘、蘿西最後的風流
‪珍妮的伴娘團）

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‪威絲莉寶貝，是媽媽

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{\an8}‪我們好幾天沒聯絡了
‪妳知道我就是愛操心，我開始…

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{\an8}‪威絲莉，我是派蒂

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{\an8}‪妳上週幫我顧孩子後

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{\an8}‪我發現冰箱裡少了一點東西

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{\an8}‪我不是在懷疑妳

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{\an8}‪就是覺得怪怪的

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{\an8}‪所以想問問妳…

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‪嗨，威絲，是艾瑞克

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{\an8}‪有一陣子了吧？大概半年了

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{\an8}‪這樣留語音給妳有點怪
‪但妳知道嗎？

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‪我訂婚了！

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{\an8}‪很不可思議吧？我知道

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{\an8}‪我猜我終究還是想結婚的

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{\an8}‪我只是想先知會妳

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{\an8}‪我未婚妻蘿倫賓大的同學
‪是《Brides》的編輯

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{\an8}‪我們訂婚時他們有來採訪

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{\an8}‪也沒什麼
‪就是一小段文章再加上幾張照片

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{\an8}‪-就刊在五月號的第75頁上
‪-抱歉

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{\an8}‪先跟妳說一下，免得妳不小心看到

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{\an8}‪就這樣，妳保重

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{\an8}‪-掰啦
‪-可惡

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{\an8}‪搞什麼？

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{\an8}‪把他揹在背上？好肉麻

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{\an8}‪“原以為我不適合婚姻

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{\an8}‪但其實是沒遇到對的人”

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‪“在追求中成長，大可多多旅遊”

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‪我超愛旅行的，你根本沒跟我出遊過

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‪天啊，她還是歐洲人？

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‪（來自泰德的一則新訊息）

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‪（再給妳一次西恩的聯絡方式
‪打給他！）

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‪好啦

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‪（西恩麥奎爾的手機號碼）

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‪-喂？
‪-西恩，我是…

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‪-威絲莉，我是泰德的朋友
‪-誰？

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‪抱歉
‪我以為他應該跟你提過我會打來

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‪對了，妳是那個魔術師

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‪不，我是那個泰德覺得
‪應該會很適合你的人

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‪我們不用一定要見面

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‪我想泰德也只是隨口說說的

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‪沒有啦，我鬧妳的

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‪-大多數的盲目約會倒是都很爛
‪-正是

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‪我總覺得盲目約會中
‪就該有“自動出局”的選項

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‪雙方見了面、打了招呼
‪沒感覺的話就直接拒絕，結束

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‪像我現在正在跟你聊天
‪我真的完全不在乎你

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‪就算被公車撞妳也不在意

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‪就是說呀

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‪但我正好剛看完一部電影

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‪-好喔
‪-妳住回音公園附近？

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‪要不要見個面喝一杯，或是…

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‪好主意

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‪-太謝謝你了
‪-祝妳有個美好的夜晚

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‪你也是

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‪-你是西恩嗎？
‪-不是

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‪-威絲莉？
‪-西恩？

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‪-就是我
‪-謝天謝地

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‪我還以為那邊那個矮子是你
‪他是蠻可愛的

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‪但我們的小孩就會超矮

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‪幫幫我

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‪就是那樣

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‪-你好
‪-妳好，我先幫妳點了白酒

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‪幫女生點酒，不錯喔

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‪沒錯

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‪-你跟泰德是怎麼認識的？
‪-“我們是怎麼認識的？”

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‪我想想，我大學時跟他同事約會過

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‪-潔西哈里斯？
‪-我認識她

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‪-好喔
‪-她怎麼沒介紹我們認識

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‪真奇怪，一般來說

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‪女生結婚前

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‪都會想辦法出清那些她們不要的男人

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‪“不要的男人”

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‪真希望她那帥老公也是其中之一

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‪你有看到他們的寶寶有多可愛嗎？

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‪我超愛婚禮的，你有參加嗎？

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‪這樣吧

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‪不

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‪天啊，真不好意思
‪她沒有邀請你嗎？

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‪-我真沒禮貌
‪-不，我是說…

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‪我的意思是…我要拒絕妳

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‪我要使用自動出局

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‪你說什麼？

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‪就是我們聊過的“自動出局”

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00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,958
‪如果我們任一方想離開
‪也不會傷了對方感情？

194
00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:25,250
‪-我就是這個意思
‪-我們只是在閒聊耶

195
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,583
‪我們也聊得很開心呀
‪你是沒約會過嗎？

196
00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:32,666
‪拜託，才過了五秒鐘
‪妳就提到婚姻、孩子跟婚禮耶

197
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,500
‪又不是我們要結婚生子！

198
00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,583
‪你搞什麼鬼？

199
00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:38,083
‪我們只是在聊天呀

200
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,750
‪威絲莉，看得出來妳是個好女孩

201
00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:40,666
‪我只是…

202
00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,791
‪-現在不是個好時機
‪-你猜怎麼著？

203
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,583
‪對我而言現在也不是個好時機
‪西恩，想知道為什麼嗎？

204
00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:49,250
‪我過去的一年簡直活在地獄裡

205
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,625
‪我去面試了17份爛工作

206
00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,000
‪約會認識了一堆爛男人

207
00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,625
‪好嗎？我的車也毀了

208
00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:57,875
‪我得勒緊褲帶度日
‪所以我當保母時還順便偷小孩的食物

209
00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,916
‪這一年我的鳥也全都死光了

210
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,125
‪我還掉頭髮，因為我一週得吹順五天

211
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:08,041
‪儘管我這麼努力了
‪我還是在原地踏步

212
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,500
‪坐在這裡跟你這種人約會

213
00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,833
‪想著我的人生到底會變成什麼樣子

214
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,708
‪-太扯了
‪-不好意思

215
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,416
‪-寶貝…
‪-快點

216
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,083
‪女士，妳聽得見嗎？女士？

217
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,458
‪女士，我是洛杉磯消防局的的義消

218
00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:34,000
‪妳跌倒時我正好經過

219
00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,750
‪好喔，謝啦，我…

220
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,500
‪女士，妳絕對不會有事的，好嗎？
‪別慌張

221
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:39,958
‪我感覺還不錯呀

222
00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,375
‪嗨，妳還好嗎？

223
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,291
‪天啊，你是哪位？

224
00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,916
‪我是傑瑞史特林

225
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:53,250
‪我看到妳的包包飛進車陣中

226
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,875
‪想說妳可能需要幫忙

227
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:59,458
‪住在貝爾蒙大道上的威絲莉達亞
‪戴著隱形眼鏡

228
00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:02,125
‪而且駕照上的照片竟然很好看

229
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,000
‪討厭，沒有啦

230
00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:05,916
‪還好嗎？要不要站起來？

231
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,875
‪好啦

232
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:11,500
‪該去一趟醫院了
‪妳可以坐我的捷達過去

233
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,958
‪我沒事，我朋友可以照顧我

234
00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:15,666
‪沒問題

235
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,291
‪我…

236
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,166
‪我就住附近，看妳要不要先來我家

237
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,416
‪再打電話讓妳朋友來接妳

238
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,500
‪-好呀
‪-我真的很少謀殺人的

239
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,833
‪你真幽默

240
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,000
‪太好了，還是不接
‪但我可以自己回家

241
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,458
‪你不必照顧我

242
00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:48,666
‪不，別擔心，我剛從中國回來

243
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,666
‪反正我整晚也醒著
‪妳算是幫了我一個忙

244
00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:52,750
‪好吧

245
00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,333
‪（世上最棒的叔叔）

246
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,125
‪好可愛的孩子

247
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,500
‪對，那是我外甥

248
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,875
‪希望我小孩也能有他一半可愛

249
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,083
‪-你未來的小孩？
‪-沒錯

250
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,666
‪所以妳叫做威絲莉

251
00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:15,375
‪妳的眼睛很美

252
00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,708
‪-還是個器官捐贈者
‪-請別摘取我的腎臟

253
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:23,375
‪我不是有意的
‪不由自主地就盯著妳的器官看了

254
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,250
‪我是個體育經紀人

255
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,291
‪我們只靠別人的事業吃飯

256
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,916
‪我對經紀人一竅不通

257
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:37,250
‪所以…我也沒什麼意見

258
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,041
‪我的腦子現在不是很靈光，抱歉

259
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,458
‪我喜歡

260
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,625
‪現在我知道問題出在哪裡了

261
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,458
‪我一直都…

262
00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,541
‪太做自己了

263
00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:53,166
‪沒錯，我發現了收服男人的秘訣

264
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,500
‪不要說話，我只是實話實說

265
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,708
‪不是每個人都能應付我的個性

266
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,041
‪我很欣賞妳的個性

267
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,958
‪這是命中注定

268
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,500
‪這跟書上講的一樣

269
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,500
‪我最近為了備孕在看一本書

270
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,791
‪是一位叫做安罕德拉帕茲的
‪墨西哥薩滿寫的

271
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,500
‪-和平天使
‪-真假？

272
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,958
‪又一個薩滿？

273
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,791
‪妳這很可能是在把錢丟進水溝裡耶

274
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,583
‪上一個花了妳多少錢？

275
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,416
‪11480美元

276
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,000
‪-對吧？
‪-那可不是一筆小錢耶

277
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,000
‪聽著，書上說

278
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,583
‪宇宙會給妳很多考驗

279
00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:30,333
‪而妳得經歷那些磨難
‪才能找出自己真正的路

280
00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:33,125
‪遇到好事時才能心存感恩

281
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,083
‪就像是傑瑞呀

282
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:36,083
‪太好了，我真的鬆了一口氣

283
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,958
‪-我都開始以為自己是不是被詛咒了
‪-妳總是這樣想

284
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,625
‪妳了解這個男的什麼？

285
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:43,666
‪他想要小孩，他的棉被有被套

286
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,125
‪他喜歡有點輕微腦震盪的我

287
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:49,041
‪-我還能要求什麼？
‪-那他了解妳什麼？

288
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,000
‪他知道我話不多時超辣的

289
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,041
‪好，所以妳想裝成另一個人

290
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,083
‪開始跟人談戀愛？

291
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:00,958
‪正是

292
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,750
‪這是甜甜圈夾熱狗

293
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,666
‪我聽說了很多關於它的事

294
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,583
‪這是我最討厭的兩種食物

295
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,500
‪就是說呀

296
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:19,041
‪還好你先說了

297
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,791
‪妳真可愛，不好意思，請把這端走

298
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,375
‪-來點沙拉如何？
‪-給我一碗生菜就好

299
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,083
‪-衝吧，威絲！來吧！
‪-衝呀！

300
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,375
‪這泡泡裝聞起來好像塑膠跟新鮮精液

301
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,041
‪-嗨，傑瑞！
‪-嗨！

302
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,916
‪妳也喜歡泡泡足球真是太好了

303
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
‪-我前女友恨死這個了
‪-傳給我！

304
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,416
‪她太瘋了，這超好玩的

305
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,375
‪-天啊！我的身體！
‪-小心！

306
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,083
‪天啊，順帶一提我好愛你的笑聲

307
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,833
‪我有事要告訴妳

308
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,125
‪希望這不會嚇到妳

309
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,000
‪-天啊，怎麼了？
‪-那個…

310
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,541
‪記得我跟妳提過的那個女生露西嗎？

311
00:14:58,416 --> 00:14:59,791
‪-妳前女友，記得
‪-對

312
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,791
‪我們訂婚了一陣子

313
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,833
‪但我們去年得取消婚禮，她挺瘋的

314
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,333
‪她把我車窗砸破

315
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:12,541
‪為了監控我
‪把我的信都轉到郵政信箱

316
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,958
‪我回家時也發現她穿著我的衣服

317
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,208
‪躺在我床上，而我得把鎖都換掉

318
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:21,791
‪心理病態

319
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,875
‪沒錯，幸好現在確診了

320
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,041
‪謝謝你告訴我

321
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,916
‪很遺憾你們分手了

322
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,833
‪就這樣？沒有…

323
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,541
‪沒有其他問題？妳不打算質問我？

324
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:38,750
‪人都會犯錯嘛
‪過去的事就讓它過去吧

325
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,291
‪妳也許就是我的天命真女

326
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,708
‪等等，我不會太猴急吧？

327
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,083
‪胡說什麼？快一點、粗魯一點

328
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:08,958
‪威絲莉達亞

329
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,083
‪妳願意嫁給我嗎？

330
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,166
‪願意

331
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,875
‪天啊，我終於得到幸福了

332
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,708
‪-天啊，我們還有座泳池呢！
‪-什麼？

333
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
‪沒事，我剛喉嚨癢癢的，繼續吧

334
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:35,750
‪我的天啊，媽，妳別鬧了

335
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,333
‪-我當然有在付錢，對
‪-我在鬧？妳還在賭博耶

336
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,333
‪我已經不會上網去賭博了

337
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,750
‪我說過我處理好了

338
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,000
‪妳要怎麼付帳單？

339
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,541
‪-都不知道妳有沒有健康保險…
‪-等等

340
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,458
‪妳現在還需要一台新車

341
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,958
‪-不是他
‪-聽起來

342
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,166
‪妳就快流落街頭了

343
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,625
‪（沒有新訊息）

344
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,833
‪（週二）

345
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,708
‪（凱莉：嘿，有消息了嗎？）

346
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,791
‪（威絲莉：沒有…
‪布魯克：真是個混蛋）

347
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,500
‪（週三）

348
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:06,208
‪（威絲莉：嗨，傑瑞，我…）

349
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,541
‪（週四）

350
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,333
‪（週五）

351
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,791
‪-妳想知道這慘在哪裡嗎？
‪-想

352
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,916
‪傑瑞根本還不認識真正的我
‪就拒絕我了

353
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,375
‪他也可能是死了呀

354
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,791
‪妳們最棒了

355
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,250
‪妳最棒了

356
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,791
‪-妳們最棒了
‪-姐妹，妳最棒了

357
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,250
‪（媽來電）

358
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,958
‪-怎麼了？
‪-不是傑瑞，是我媽

359
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:54,291
‪媽，不要再奪命連環扣了

360
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:58,208
‪我覺得我真的應該白紙黑字
‪跟他說清楚

361
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,375
‪-好耶
‪-我得跟他講清楚

362
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,166
‪-好耶
‪-妳猜我要幹嘛？

363
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,083
‪幹嘛？

364
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,166
‪我要寄封電郵給他

365
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,291
‪-寄電郵
‪-對，寄電郵

366
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,083
‪來吧，我們就來開誠布公

367
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,666
‪“以免你擔心…我可好得很”

368
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,833
‪妳好得很

369
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:21,458
‪“除了五天前你上了我之後

370
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:23,333
‪就搞消失以外”

371
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:28,000
‪這跟你小時候從你死去的老爸身上

372
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,750
‪得不到足夠的愛有關嗎？

373
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,041
‪是這樣嗎？”

374
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,541
‪天啊，那是真的嗎？

375
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,291
‪對呀，很哀傷吧？

376
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:42,500
‪“希望你喝醉後
‪跑去刺了個超蠢的獨角獸刺青”

377
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:46,583
‪“你活該，賤人”

378
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:50,500
‪“這裡是給你下一個要折磨的女人的
‪一點小禮物

379
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,083
{\an8}‪你雞雞很小

380
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,708
‪就是根牙籤屌”

381
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:57,375
‪茄子圖案…

382
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:02,208
‪“拜託別再把你IG上的照片
‪都標上‘照片’的主題標籤

383
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:05,333
‪-有夠魯蛇
‪-IG上本來就都是照片

384
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:08,333
‪試試‘牙籤屌’吧”

385
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:11,166
‪你IG經營得這麼爛
‪何不乾脆辭職？混帳

386
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:15,375
‪姐妹，就是這樣！
‪讓他好好自食他那根牙籤屌

387
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,958
‪-“幫女生服務是種藝術”
‪-說得好！

388
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,708
‪-“不要一開始就問
‪-嗆爆他

389
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,291
‪‘妳想不想？’

390
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,250
‪我當然想高潮呀

391
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,583
‪要是你脖子真的那麼痛
‪就去看整脊師”

392
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:32,541
{\an8}‪“希望你老婆生不出來”

393
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,750
{\an8}‪-不好
‪-不，別那麼過分

394
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,291
{\an8}‪“上帝的怒火

395
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,875
‪以及森林中及大地上所有的神靈

396
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,875
‪-讚喔
‪-都會詛咒你…

397
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,625
‪-好耶
‪-你會跪地求饒…

398
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,166
‪但你根本不值得被寬恕！”

399
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,500
‪說得真好，凱莉

400
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,375
‪-該寄出了，準備好了嗎？
‪-來寄吧

401
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,208
‪要不要檢查錯字？

402
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,583
‪-不要，管他的
‪-不要

403
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,416
‪倒數三秒，好嗎？

404
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,416
‪-三…
‪-好

405
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,791
‪-二
‪-二

406
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,250
‪-一
‪-一

407
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,333
‪-怎麼了？
‪-抱歉，我偷用別人的網路

408
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:06,791
‪妳把這拿到窗戶那邊好嗎？

409
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:07,875
‪沒問題

410
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:14,000
‪現在我媽用被我封鎖的號碼打來了

411
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,833
‪-媽，我說了…
‪-這是怎麼一回事？

412
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,291
‪他還沒打給我

413
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,791
‪媽…等等，我聽不清楚，喂？

414
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,000
‪威絲，是妳嗎？我是傑瑞

415
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,541
‪聽得到嗎？這裡訊號不好
‪我人在墨西哥

416
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,500
‪所以呢？
‪你是在某個海灘上打給我嗎？

417
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,458
‪不，我在醫院

418
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,833
‪我出了車禍，我的腿斷了

419
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:35,750
‪肺部也有瘀傷

420
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,583
‪-脊椎也骨折了
‪-什麼？

421
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:40,041
‪對呀，他們讓我進入誘導昏迷狀態

422
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,916
‪-你昏迷了？
‪-對

423
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,833
‪-該死
‪-我有個客戶叫莫里斯桑切斯

424
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,041
‪是個很有名的足球球星
‪總之他週六被捕了

425
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,500
‪-我得飛到卡沃來處理
‪-我完蛋了，不要！

426
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,333
‪慘了，我很抱歉

427
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:53,416
‪該感到抱歉的是我

428
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,000
‪不敢相信我們竟然五天沒聯絡了

429
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,500
‪妳應該沒有在生我的氣吧？

430
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,458
‪什麼？當然沒有

431
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:00,541
‪嘿！

432
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,083
‪威絲，謝謝妳的體諒

433
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,375
‪-該死的
‪-大多數的女生都會生氣

434
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:07,458
‪你了解我的，我脾氣很好

435
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,208
‪對呀，我就是喜歡妳這一點

436
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,375
‪妳真是通情達理

437
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,125
‪妳或許是洛杉磯
‪最後一個正常的女生了

438
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,500
‪-傑，我可以回電給你嗎？
‪-什麼？不

439
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:19,791
‪不，我的手機
‪在拉斯普萊亞斯渡假村的小屋裡

440
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,958
‪-他們不讓我工作
‪-我的天啊

441
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,208
‪希望我好好休息

442
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,333
‪我有新消息再打給妳好嗎？我好想妳

443
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,541
‪我也想你，天啊

444
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,625
‪-成功的滋味真棒
‪-成功的滋味真棒

445
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,166
‪-成功的滋味真甜
‪-別寄，他…

446
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,166
‪-昏迷了
‪-寄出去了

447
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,750
‪等等，妳說什麼？

448
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,000
‪傑瑞昏迷了？

449
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,500
‪沒錯，他從週二就昏迷了
‪他人在墨西哥

450
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,583
‪妳剛剛說什麼？

451
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:43,875
‪沒有呀，我沒說話

452
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:46,708
‪她剛說什麼？

453
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:48,875
‪我們寄出電郵了

454
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,041
‪什麼？

455
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,666
‪是妳叫我們寄的呀

456
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:53,750
‪-不
‪-糟了

457
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,625
‪-我的天啊
‪-我死定了

458
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:58,541
‪就…讓我…安息吧

459
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:01,291
‪-別攔我，我已經死了
‪-不行

460
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,125
‪我有個辦法

461
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:06,333
‪我們就再寄一封電郵給他

462
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:09,625
‪標題就寫：“別看上一封郵件”

463
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:11,750
‪不行！妳有什麼毛病？不要做那種事

464
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,083
‪如果我收到一封寫著
‪“別看上一封郵件”的電郵

465
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,333
‪我絕對會馬上去看

466
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:17,583
‪該死，妳說得沒錯，對不起，我醉了

467
00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:20,083
‪我們得想點辦法，電腦呢？

468
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,500
‪把電腦給我

469
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:24,000
‪-給我
‪-好，沒關係

470
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,333
‪不會有事的，就寫點甜言密語給他

471
00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:28,625
‪“我的小心肝

472
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,833
‪我的小天使”

473
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,250
‪妳在幫愛心熊取名嗎？

474
00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:37,250
‪也許他昏迷時得了失憶症
‪把密碼給忘了

475
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,000
‪他的密碼，妳知道他的密碼嗎？

476
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,958
‪我不知道，我們才約會一個月而已

477
00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:46,000
‪我第五天就知道戴夫的密碼了
‪不然我就不幫他吹

478
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,833
‪一定有辦法，好好想想

479
00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:51,000
‪-我們該怎麼辦？
‪-我們到底該怎麼辦？

480
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:52,583
‪一定還有辦法

481
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:55,458
‪-跟他說妳被附身了
‪-那他最好還會想跟我交往

482
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,416
‪-說妳喜歡牙籤屌
‪-但我不喜歡呀

483
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,125
‪說妳有酗酒問題

484
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,875
‪這些理由都會讓他
‪不想再繼續跟我約會

485
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:04,500
‪天啊，不知道啦，我不知道該怎麼辦

486
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,791
‪妳也只能在他所有的裝置上

487
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,458
‪把那封電郵刪掉
‪誰知道那些東西都擺在哪裡

488
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:12,291
‪我知道，都在他飯店房間裡

489
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,625
‪那真是太好了

490
00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:16,916
‪姐妹們…

491
00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,166
‪我要妳們認真思考一下

492
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:27,208
‪如果我跑去墨西哥把電郵刪掉
‪會不會很瘋？

493
00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:28,833
‪-會
‪-不會

494
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,208
‪凱莉

495
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,541
‪姐妹一起出遊一定很好玩
‪大家一起去嘛

496
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,875
‪就我們三個能有多好玩？

497
00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:36,208
‪我們很久沒一起出遊了

498
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,041
‪-不了…我不去墨西哥
‪-去墨西哥？

499
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,916
‪-我現在不能出國
‪-妳也可以偷吃報復他呀

500
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,166
‪一定很好玩，妳值得好好玩一下

501
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:46,250
‪如果我自己去，那就是跟蹤
‪如果妳們一起來…

502
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:49,208
‪那還是跟蹤
‪但問題解決後同時也算是

503
00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:50,500
‪-去度假嘛
‪-我的天啊

504
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:53,458
‪-安罕在卡波附近是有個閉關處
‪-太好了

505
00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:55,458
‪-也許我可以順便過去
‪-好耶，快問問看

506
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:58,250
‪-好吧
‪-太好了，那更該去一趟了

507
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,208
‪-太棒了
‪-對呀

508
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:02,291
‪妳們在墨西哥一定會玩得很開心

509
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,708
‪但我哪裡都不會跟妳們去

510
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,250
‪-因為這點子太瘋了
‪-我們去墨西哥吧

511
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:13,375
‪不，不要用那種小狗眼神看我

512
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,958
‪我最討厭妳這樣了

513
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:20,333
‪妳也不要像貓咪一樣對我怪笑

514
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:23,208
‪拜託啦，我們只要花一小時非法入侵

515
00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,250
‪剩下兩天都可以在泳池旁享受

516
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,958
‪好嗎？除此之外我一無所有

517
00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:29,916
‪萬一傑瑞看了那封郵件
‪我的人生就毀了…

518
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,458
‪威絲莉，拜託妳別說了

519
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,750
‪好，這個提案爛透了

520
00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:36,625
‪但我…

521
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:40,208
‪愛妳，我也希望妳快樂

522
00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:42,333
‪我也愛妳，拜託嘛

523
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,083
‪不敢相信我會說出這種話

524
00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:50,375
‪我們來入侵男人的房間吧

525
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:22,958
‪天啊，這實在是太…

526
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,875
‪拉蒙會帶妳去妳的小屋

527
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,416
‪希望妳在本飯店住得愉快，達亞小姐

528
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,958
‪在我們入住前，你可以告訴我

529
00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,166
‪傑瑞史特林住在哪間小屋嗎？

530
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,541
‪沒問題，我幫妳打過去

531
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:39,833
‪他現在不在房間裡

532
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,541
‪好吧，那我幫妳傳話

533
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,041
‪不知道我可不可以
‪自己把紙條塞進他門下

534
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,916
‪我們飯店的原則是不透露客人的房號

535
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:49,875
‪妳一定能體諒

536
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,291
‪先生，我可以自己拿包包，等等…

537
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,125
‪我的天啊

538
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:56,958
‪天啊

539
00:25:57,416 --> 00:26:00,125
‪媽，這超酷的

540
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:02,875
‪他碰到了

541
00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:04,666
‪這為什麼會震成這樣？

542
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,958
‪-感覺怪怪的
‪-諾蘭

543
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:07,833
‪-馬上放下來
‪-但這看起來很好玩

544
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,375
‪這是什麼玩具？

545
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,875
‪-不能再用了
‪-放下

546
00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:14,375
‪媽咪說放下就是放下

547
00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:17,333
‪嘿，那其實是我的…

548
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:18,958
‪小玩具

549
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:22,000
‪我一瞬間還以為我12歲的兒子
‪竟然有成人玩具

550
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,208
‪不，這是我的假陽具

551
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,875
‪這是怎麼一回事？
‪這裡是成人度假村嗎？

552
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,750
‪-不，這裡不是…
‪-什麼？

553
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,166
‪冊子上可沒說會有這種事！

554
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,875
‪其實教導妳的孩子去愛自己

555
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,958
‪也是個很棒的禮物

556
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:34,875
‪是嗎？

557
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,625
‪我認為一個很美的假期
‪就是很棒的禮物了

558
00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,083
‪現在一切都毀了

559
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,708
‪-妳好像很生氣
‪-諾蘭

560
00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:41,791
‪我們走

561
00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:42,791
‪-為什麼？媽
‪-過來

562
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,333
‪-她看起來人很好
‪-可憐的孩子

563
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:47,041
‪-天殺的
‪-她戰力滿滿耶

564
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,791
‪你讓事情變得更複雜了
‪可以帶我們去房間了嗎？

565
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,833
‪-我們喝一杯吧
‪-謝謝

566
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,541
‪謝謝，好啦

567
00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,333
‪謝謝

568
00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:03,666
‪-真不錯
‪-哇

569
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:05,833
‪希望迷你吧檯其實很大

570
00:27:07,916 --> 00:27:10,791
‪嘿，“自動出局”女

571
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:12,291
‪拜託

572
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,666
‪又怎麼了？

573
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,125
‪妳怎麼會在卡波？

574
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:17,333
‪來玩滑雪板

575
00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:19,750
‪也太巧了，我也是耶

576
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:22,458
‪對呀，兩個住洛杉磯的人

577
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,125
‪還能同時出現在卡波是挺誇張的

578
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,333
‪-同時出現
‪-以前發生過這種事嗎？

579
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:29,083
‪大概沒有吧，所以這才這麼詭異

580
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,791
‪你以為我是因為迷戀你

581
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:32,291
‪才像個瘋子一樣跟著你嗎？

582
00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:33,666
‪才不是

583
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,416
‪我是因為迷戀別人…

584
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,875
‪才像個瘋子一樣跟著他的

585
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,500
‪所以妳交新男友了？

586
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:44,166
‪恭喜妳，妳動作真快

587
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:47,625
‪誰叫你在酒吧不願意
‪給別人超過十秒鐘的時間

588
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,666
‪-我有想過要打給妳
‪-為什麼？

589
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,708
‪我覺得很過意不去，僅此而已

590
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,375
‪怎麼會？

591
00:27:58,125 --> 00:27:59,750
‪妳見過昆了嗎？

592
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,166
‪-昆？
‪-我怎麼忘得了？

593
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,083
‪我們…見過了

594
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,833
‪太好了，我們是康乃爾的同學

595
00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:08,791
‪-他在飯店…
‪-西恩，你知道嗎？

596
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:10,833
‪-不
‪-不？

597
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,125
‪不

598
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,208
‪妳沒見過昆？還是…

599
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:16,291
‪-就是…不
‪-我自動出局了

600
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:17,583
‪是我應得的

601
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,500
‪-這太棒了
‪-天啊

602
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,208
‪這裡有五間餐廳

603
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:24,375
‪那是西恩

604
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:26,166
‪-什麼？
‪-沒錯

605
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,708
‪他在這裡幹嘛？

606
00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:28,958
‪-也太巧了
‪-就是說呀

607
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,416
‪-很誇張吧
‪-對呀

608
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,125
‪好啦，現在…

609
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:37,458
‪傑瑞會要求海景房
‪還是面向高爾夫球場的房間？

610
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,541
‪哪種反社會人格的人
‪會選面向高爾夫球場的房間？

611
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,625
‪拜託告訴我
‪妳有辦法找到傑瑞的房間

612
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:45,000
‪布魯克

613
00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:49,416
‪-她沒有計畫
‪-她總是這個樣子

614
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,416
‪-好
‪-好

615
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,750
‪-所以我們就一直打給傑瑞
‪-對

616
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,333
‪-直到我們聽到鈴聲？
‪-正是

617
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:58,291
‪這方法爛透了

618
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:04,041
‪這裡可是有一百間小屋耶

619
00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,166
‪-這會花上好幾天的時間
‪-我們一定要有希望

620
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:09,250
‪等等，妳們有聽到鈴聲了嗎？

621
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,291
‪-沒有
‪-超煩的啦

622
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,333
‪我只聽見愚蠢的海浪聲

623
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,250
‪等等，我好像聽到什麼了

624
00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:23,875
‪天啊，這是他的手機鈴聲

625
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,916
‪等等，我們大老遠飛來這裡
‪就為了一個會下載鈴聲的男人？

626
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,875
‪天啊，他一定是故意的啦

627
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:36,791
‪超棒了，我只用漫遊打給他…197次

628
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,125
‪就找到他了，來吧

629
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:44,750
‪我們該怎麼辦？

630
00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:47,416
‪該搜尋破門而入嗎？我不太清楚耶

631
00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,416
‪可惡

632
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,875
‪-該死
‪-好吧

633
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,458
‪一到十分，妳有多想

634
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,541
‪闖進這個房間？

635
00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:01,125
‪-絕對是十分
‪-應該有12分

636
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,708
‪好了，我看起來如何？

637
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:11,041
‪-好，托盤拿去，很好
‪-我看看

638
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:13,958
‪我也很想被妳說服，但我不信

639
00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:16,500
‪-我知道
‪-我覺得她現在應該

640
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,416
‪格外絕望

641
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:21,041
‪超級絕望，她一定得進入那間房間

642
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:21,958
‪我也很想相信妳

643
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,833
‪-我一看到妳，就想被妳說服
‪-快道歉

644
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,708
‪真的很抱歉

645
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,000
‪但別說妳很抱歉

646
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,458
‪又是我

647
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:30,666
‪妳也要性感一點

648
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,208
‪好辣

649
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,333
‪如果她身體濕了呢？像這樣

650
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,791
‪“我才剛洗完澡，門就自己鎖住了”

651
00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:38,875
‪我要怎麼弄濕？

652
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,666
‪-對，就是這樣
‪-嗯，我有感覺了

653
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,666
‪可信度高多了
‪我們把妳的衣服放在這棵樹旁邊

654
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:51,750
‪妳完事後就到吧檯來找我們

655
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:52,833
‪-好嗎？
‪-好

656
00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:54,666
‪-我們愛妳
‪-我愛妳們

657
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,416
‪-打起精神！認真點！要性感！
‪-說服他

658
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,625
‪見招拆招

659
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,500
‪-好，我會努力
‪-妳超辣的

660
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:03,875
‪-你好，這是拉斯普萊亞斯…
‪-嗨，好像有個女人

661
00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:06,916
‪被鎖在她的小屋外了，34號小屋

662
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,083
‪-幫幫我！
‪-對，她得趕緊回房間

663
00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:12,333
‪-當然了，我們馬上派人過去
‪-太好了，謝謝，掰

664
00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:18,791
‪她一定很喜歡這個男生

665
00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:21,000
‪讓我想起了以前那些美好的時光

666
00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:28,375
‪謝謝

667
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,000
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

668
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,208
‪小布魯克要展開報復性偷吃行動了

669
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,291
‪沒有啦，我只想喝醉

670
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,625
‪怎麼可以浪費今晚

671
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,875
‪好啦，那我們要做什麼？

672
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,000
‪這樣就好呀

673
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,791
‪不，我們要到那張桌子那邊去

674
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:50,083
‪不要，我現在不適合跟男生聊天

675
00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:53,250
‪妳真的不該再用腦子去想了
‪順從妳的身體吧

676
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,000
‪我的身體叫我留在原地

677
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,291
‪-所以…
‪-過來

678
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,083
‪那我就把妳的身體帶到這裡來

679
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,375
‪-然後妳就會去愛愛
‪-不，凱莉，不要…

680
00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:02,625
‪天啊，好吧

681
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,541
‪你好，，謝謝，謝謝你過來一趟

682
00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:14,291
‪真的很不好意思要麻煩你
‪我只是想把托盤放下

683
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:15,625
‪門就自己關上了

684
00:32:16,416 --> 00:32:19,208
‪達亞小姐，這不是妳的小屋呀

685
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,125
‪沒錯，這的確不是

686
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:27,250
‪這只是某個跟我翻雲覆雨的
‪男人的小屋

687
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,916
‪而他去拿冰塊…

688
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,333
‪冰敷了

689
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,583
‪因為我們剛剛太狂野了

690
00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:37,000
‪但我不能違反規定

691
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:40,625
‪-拜託啦，拉蒙
‪-不行啦

692
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,166
‪可以啦…

693
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:44,125
‪拜託

694
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,250
‪求求你…

695
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,250
‪我求你了…

696
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,666
‪-拉蒙，拜託你
‪-好吧

697
00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:52,916
‪-我知道了，拜託妳別哭
‪-太好了！我愛你！

698
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,750
‪-別哭，安靜點
‪-我不會哭啦

699
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,875
‪-安靜
‪-謝謝你

700
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:57,875
‪-好啦
‪-好耶

701
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:01,125
‪進來

702
00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:04,166
‪太感謝你了，拉蒙，謝謝你

703
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,583
‪-沒事
‪-謝謝

704
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:09,041
‪-掰
‪-掰

705
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:10,208
‪謝啦，掰

706
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,208
‪太好了，好

707
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,083
‪好耶

708
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:50,375
‪這什麼？

709
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,916
‪-哇，妳出現了
‪-你怎麼會在這裡？

710
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,541
‪這是我房間呀

711
00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:17,083
‪不，這是我男友的房間

712
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,333
‪當然了

713
00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:21,125
‪我是很受寵若驚沒錯
‪但我們之間是不可能的

714
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,541
‪好吧

715
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:26,083
‪等等

716
00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:31,958
‪-可惡，我該進的是那間房間
‪-妳不用裝了，威絲莉小姐

717
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,750
‪我知道妳為什麼會在這裡

718
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:34,875
‪什麼？

719
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,833
‪我搜尋了妳的粉紅陽具

720
00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:40,291
‪那叫做按摩棒
‪是專為寂寞的女生設計的

721
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,916
‪你在胡說什麼？別擋路…

722
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:45,916
‪這樣吧

723
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,541
‪我完全尊重妳
‪妳看，我眼睛也閉得很緊

724
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:53,500
‪我只是要把這給妳，拜託別告我

725
00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:57,541
‪天啊…我的天啊

726
00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:01,416
‪-這是在搞什麼鬼？
‪-等一下！

727
00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:06,125
‪小寶貝！你沒事吧？看著我！

728
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:07,791
‪我好得很

729
00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,375
‪當業務是什麼感覺？

730
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,666
‪天啊，爛透了

731
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:17,083
‪我們整天都在想辦法賣壯陽藥

732
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:20,083
‪真的就叫做“壯陽藥”嗎？

733
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:23,666
‪正確的品牌名稱是“金槍不倒丸”

734
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,125
‪不好意思

735
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,708
‪這世上為什麼會需要壯陽藥？

736
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:28,750
‪我說得沒錯吧？

737
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:33,375
‪難道就不能發明一種
‪讓男人下面安分點的藥嗎？

738
00:35:33,916 --> 00:35:35,541
‪-可以嗎？
‪-我會試試看

739
00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:36,833
‪謝謝，對了，不如這樣…

740
00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:39,000
‪乾脆研發出好屌GPS

741
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:41,625
‪這樣一來
‪當某根屌進入另一個女人的身體時

742
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:45,416
‪就會啟動機關，直接把他的雞雞炸掉

743
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,416
‪-這樣好像侵犯了人權
‪-對吧？

744
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:50,666
‪-好像有點狠
‪-真幽默

745
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:53,000
‪-謝啦
‪-但妳想引誘我的話

746
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,625
‪也許就不該說那種笑話

747
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,666
‪真不好意思

748
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,750
‪你以為我在誘惑你？

749
00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:04,125
‪-抱歉，不然我們這是在幹嘛？
‪-真抱歉

750
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:09,291
‪但你穿著男用涼鞋
‪手上還戴了一大堆手鍊耶

751
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,833
‪就叫你只挑一條戴了

752
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,333
‪我做不到，它們全都超酷的

753
00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,083
‪你應該只挑一條的

754
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:19,625
‪大家坐下時，我覺得妳也許想來一砲

755
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:23,291
‪但同時妳也散發出
‪一種陰暗跟哀傷的氣息

756
00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:24,666
‪那真的超倒胃口的

757
00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:27,083
‪我覺得有點被誤導

758
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:29,500
‪我早就吃了一顆金槍不倒丸

759
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:34,666
‪所以我很快就得…處理一下了

760
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:36,875
‪是喔？你要用哪隻手？

761
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:39,416
‪那隻戴滿了手鍊的手嗎？

762
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,375
‪那妳呢？妳要穿著那身連身褲
‪然後自己來嗎？

763
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,666
‪-拜託一下
‪-天啊

764
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,625
‪對，我就是要戴著這些手鍊打槍

765
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,916
‪我大概會去池邊打

766
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,916
‪因為今晚沒有胸部可以射在上面了

767
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:54,750
‪-好，我要走了
‪-好

768
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:56,041
‪話都說完了

769
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,083
‪該打槍了

770
00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,083
‪-天啊
‪-哇…

771
00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:59,333
‪-天啊
‪-怎樣？

772
00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:00,875
‪那碟子有夠小的

773
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,666
‪這是這裡最大的碟子了！

774
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:05,125
‪我真的很抱歉

775
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:07,166
‪他正在爭取監護權

776
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,750
‪他其實算是放棄了自己的孩子

777
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,125
‪聽著，我愛妳

778
00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:12,083
‪-我也愛你
‪-我要把妳裝進口袋

779
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,666
‪一起帶回克里夫蘭

780
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:15,208
‪-拜託你了
‪-到度假村來找我

781
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,125
‪-一定
‪-掰

782
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,583
‪-好啦
‪-我交到新朋友了

783
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,250
‪恭喜呀

784
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,416
‪天啊

785
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,541
‪不會吧

786
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,000
‪該死

787
00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,250
‪姐妹，妳真的不是報復性偷吃的料

788
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,041
‪但那傢伙真的是個混蛋

789
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,166
‪謝謝

790
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:38,000
‪我也不想隨便找人上床

791
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,333
‪我甚至…

792
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,041
‪都快一年沒開機了

793
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,458
‪哇，妳一年沒愛愛了？

794
00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,458
‪我該怎麼做？凱莉

795
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:49,500
‪該跟戴夫離婚嗎？

796
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,166
‪還是原諒他？

797
00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,208
‪可以考慮謀殺這個選項嗎？

798
00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:57,375
‪不，妳該跟我一起去見安罕德拉帕茲

799
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:58,750
‪-不要
‪-就五分鐘

800
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,250
‪妳解惑，我懷孕

801
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:03,125
‪等等，他們五分鐘就能讓妳有小孩？

802
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:06,125
‪沒錯，孕期超短的

803
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,958
‪姐妹們

804
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,250
‪我回房間再解釋，走吧

805
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,291
‪-走吧，起來
‪-這是什麼狀況？

806
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:15,833
‪-走啦，起來
‪-好啦

807
00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:17,583
‪-快點
‪-不准走！

808
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:21,625
‪妳竟敢闖進我的小屋
‪對我孩子伸出魔掌？

809
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,583
‪妳是什麼戀童癖嗎？

810
00:38:23,666 --> 00:38:25,583
‪我才不是戀童癖

811
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,916
‪這就是妳的伎倆？
‪跟一個孩子上二壘？

812
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,708
‪我又不是故意讓他摸我奶的

813
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:31,958
‪妳以為我願意嗎？

814
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,250
‪我對妳小孩毫無性趣

815
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:36,416
‪我明白諾蘭非常炙手可熱
‪前途也一片光明

816
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,666
‪我對妳孩子沒有什麼意思
‪抱歉，但我真的沒有

817
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,375
‪媽，這不是她的錯，我們是兩情相悅

818
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,000
‪閉嘴啦，你這是越描越黑

819
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,833
‪離我們遠一點，蕩婦

820
00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:48,208
‪不然我就讓妳吃不完兜著走

821
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,875
‪來吧，媽媽買起司餡餅給你

822
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,500
‪妳好好重新做人

823
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:54,791
‪-天啊，威絲莉？
‪-蕩婦羞辱很不OK喔

824
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:56,791
‪妳的衣服呢？

825
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,125
‪沒什麼好看的…你們看什麼看？

826
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:04,833
‪嘿呦！

827
00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:06,625
‪早安！

828
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,333
‪拜託，小聲點

829
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:11,166
‪看來某人不是很想度假喔

830
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,375
‪某人才在50個房客前露屁股

831
00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:18,166
‪現在還被罵成戀童癖
‪加上傑瑞看到電郵後一定會恨死我

832
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,791
‪我們整個早上都在偵察

833
00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:22,000
‪我們想到一個
‪讓妳進傑瑞房間的辦法了

834
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,041
‪天啊，什麼辦法？

835
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,916
‪昆塔諾每週會帶客人去划兩次槳板

836
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,458
‪他下海時會把所有東西都留在岸上

837
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:31,416
‪所以…

838
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:35,333
‪我們就趁他在海裡時把總鑰匙拿走

839
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,458
{\an8}‪（卡波槳板岬衝浪俱樂部）

840
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:50,875
‪好啦，昆，我們開始吧

841
00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:01,666
‪（傑瑞的護理師：好消息
‪醫生說我兩天後就能出院了）

842
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:07,625
‪槳板？

843
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:11,125
‪真可愛，妳幫我留了位置

844
00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:14,500
‪你怎麼會在這裡？沒人請你坐下

845
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,708
‪我今早沒搭上廂型車

846
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:19,458
‪也實在爬不起來

847
00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:21,833
‪現在就見到妳了

848
00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:25,125
‪你在這裡幹嘛？你想幹嘛？
‪怎樣才能快點甩掉你？

849
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,416
‪我來這裡跟妳一起划槳板

850
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,583
‪我不划

851
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,625
‪-你們好了嗎？
‪-他在叫我們，我們走吧

852
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,208
‪-不要
‪-要

853
00:40:34,291 --> 00:40:36,000
‪-不要
‪-為什麼？

854
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:38,833
‪我朋友下水時我留下來看東西
‪你又不是我朋友

855
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:42,333
‪-我跟凱莉沒辦法去划
‪-你好

856
00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:43,291
‪為什麼？

857
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,875
‪我有氣喘，他們不讓我划

858
00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:47,458
‪我勾了“可能懷孕中”的選項

859
00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:49,416
‪我只是想感受一下那種感覺，對不起

860
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:50,750
‪-妳幹嘛這樣？
‪-西恩！

861
00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:53,916
‪小姐們，我可以在妳們臉上塗鋅嗎？

862
00:40:54,875 --> 00:40:56,291
‪-什麼？
‪-你想弄在我臉上？

863
00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,916
‪拉蒙，你要我說幾次？

864
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,833
‪不要射在臉上，背上還有可能

865
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:03,958
‪大家水裡見囉

866
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,250
‪-他真幽默
‪-這裡吧

867
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,708
‪威絲莉最愛臉上被塗滿鋅了

868
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:09,666
‪不好笑

869
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,375
‪-我又沒說錯
‪-不好笑

870
00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:13,958
‪-還蠻好笑的
‪-不…拉蒙，不用了

871
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:15,500
‪謝謝啦…

872
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:17,333
‪開玩笑，她說笑的

873
00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:19,541
‪好吧，掰

874
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,625
‪謝謝，我們誰都不下水

875
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,416
‪那個，其實我們得下水

876
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,583
‪昆塔諾說如果我們沒人要划槳板

877
00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:26,875
‪他就要載我們回去

878
00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:28,875
‪我想他是氣我們佔了名額

879
00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:31,625
‪來嘛，威絲莉
‪我們得偷走昆塔諾的鑰匙

880
00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:34,625
‪好啦，拜託妳不要那麼大聲，凱莉

881
00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:37,625
‪-我太認真了
‪-凱莉，妳…

882
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:39,625
‪-我現在心情不是很好
‪-妳可以的，走吧

883
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,708
‪-妳們得明白這點
‪-妳會划得很棒的

884
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,708
‪-我得去跟西恩相處了
‪-我好羨慕

885
00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:45,250
‪-太棒了
‪-我也想去的

886
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,125
‪-好好享受嘛！
‪-我又不喜歡他

887
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:50,208
‪-我們愛妳！
‪-海洋是種恩賜，美女！

888
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:51,666
‪我不喜歡弄濕身體啦！

889
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,291
‪這是龍舌蘭嗎？

890
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:58,500
‪只是冰紅茶

891
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:02,125
‪看看是誰想加入我們了

892
00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:06,208
‪有這麼急嗎？拜託

893
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:13,541
‪用生命守護這個

894
00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:17,875
‪好啦，別再拖拖拉拉的了，開始吧

895
00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,625
‪西恩，你划得太快了，等等我！

896
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:32,333
‪現在妳就想跟西恩一起玩了

897
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,250
‪等一下，我們應該要站著這上面吧

898
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:40,333
‪我才不要站在這東西上

899
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:42,416
‪好吧，我好累，我也不想站著

900
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:50,375
‪我通常不喜歡運動，但這真有趣

901
00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:51,875
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

902
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,875
‪-我其實挺喜歡這個停靠站的
‪-對呀

903
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:58,916
‪-這是誰搭好的？
‪-只有兩種可能

904
00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:01,041
‪一是拉蒙揹著降落傘

905
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,333
‪從他有兩個房間的磚房飛下來弄的

906
00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,208
‪二…

907
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:07,791
‪這是妳幻想中的男友

908
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:10,958
‪-一手打造的
‪-我真的有男朋友

909
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,000
‪所以他是幽靈囉？

910
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,291
‪差不多了

911
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,208
‪說了以後你一定會嗆爆我

912
00:43:19,541 --> 00:43:20,916
‪我寄了…

913
00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:24,833
‪一封超狠的電郵給傑瑞

914
00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:26,916
‪因為我以為他在躲我

915
00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:31,583
‪我好幾天都沒他的消息
‪結果他不是搞消失

916
00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:35,333
‪他是在這裡…昏迷了

917
00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:38,791
‪所以妳是來這裡道歉之類的，還是…

918
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:43,500
‪我是來闖進他房間把那封電郵刪掉的

919
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:45,916
‪哇！

920
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,583
‪就在我跟你見面之後…

921
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,958
‪-不好了
‪-天啊，是海豚耶

922
00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:53,166
‪那不是海豚，小姐，那是隻鯊魚

923
00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:55,458
‪才不是呢

924
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,958
‪天啊，你看看，你好呀！

925
00:43:58,041 --> 00:44:00,541
‪超酷的，牠離我們超近的

926
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,708
‪不，這妳自己看著辦

927
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,166
‪你看牠，牠正對著你笑耶

928
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:07,125
‪是嗎？海豚本來就是那樣

929
00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:08,625
‪牠們的臉本來就長那個樣子

930
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,666
‪天啊

931
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:11,791
‪媽呀！

932
00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,500
‪不會吧

933
00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:16,666
‪-牠在抱我！
‪-不

934
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:19,125
‪我的狗也會巴著我的腿不放
‪那絕不是要抱抱

935
00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:22,041
‪幫我拿相機，我要拍照po上網！嗨！

936
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,958
‪不要跟牠們對視，牠們就喜歡這樣

937
00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:27,291
‪怎麼了？

938
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,500
‪那是個抱抱對吧？

939
00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:30,666
‪要不要抽根菸？

940
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,166
‪感覺好強烈

941
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:34,625
‪小子，你在哪呀？

942
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,583
‪-我的天啊
‪-天啊

943
00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:42,333
‪-妳沒事吧？
‪-剛剛那是什麼鬼？

944
00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:43,583
‪我以為我們在嬉戲

945
00:44:43,666 --> 00:44:46,416
‪嬉戲？妳想太多

946
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:50,541
‪-那是牠的雞雞嗎？
‪-老實說…是

947
00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:52,875
‪天啊，我好不舒服！

948
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,958
‪-天啊，威絲！
‪-嘿！

949
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,583
‪-牠為什麼要那樣對我？
‪-因為妳超性感的

950
00:44:58,666 --> 00:45:00,583
‪-妳沒事吧？
‪-姐妹

951
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:03,083
‪-太感謝你了
‪-沒事，我去叫救生員

952
00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:04,791
‪發生什麼事了？

953
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:06,458
‪-牠的雞雞碰到我的臉了
‪-什麼？

954
00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:07,833
‪牠的雞雞碰到我的臉了

955
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,333
‪對不起，我真的感到很抱歉

956
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,958
‪那一定很嚇人，對不起

957
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,583
‪那倒是引開了大家的注意力，因為…

958
00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:19,750
‪-妳拿到總鑰匙了？
‪-沒錯！

959
00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:23,458
‪那是什麼味道？

960
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,291
‪妳改變心意了嗎？

961
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:30,958
‪看旁邊，手鍊賤人

962
00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:32,916
‪-陰暗的一面出現了
‪-晚點傳簡訊給我

963
00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:37,416
‪姐妹們，快點
‪我們得在昆塔諾發現鑰匙不見前

964
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,500
‪進入傑瑞的房間

965
00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:42,041
‪-賤貨
‪-什麼？

966
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,916
‪姐妹們，我感覺不太舒服

967
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,541
‪也許妳海水喝多了

968
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:48,666
‪-對呀，不如我…
‪-姐妹？

969
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:54,000
‪所有人退後！
‪我在減肥營學過心肺復甦術

970
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:55,500
‪這樣好嗎？

971
00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:57,750
‪暢通她的呼吸道！

972
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:02,916
‪她需要更多氧氣！

973
00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:06,375
‪-來人啊！
‪-走開啦，你這小變態

974
00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:09,333
‪來人啊！這幾個女人攻擊了我兒子

975
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,791
‪-我是怎麼跟你說的？
‪-她的嘴碰到他的嘴了

976
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,583
‪我們是相愛的，媽

977
00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:15,916
‪她是我女朋友

978
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,041
‪-相愛？
‪-不，我們沒有相愛

979
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:23,791
‪媽！搞什麼啊？
‪妳為什麼總愛插手我的事？

980
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:26,625
‪諾蘭萊恩菲利普，閉嘴！

981
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:28,416
‪-我們明明發展得很順利的
‪-安靜！

982
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,958
‪-不要！
‪-妳有什麼毛病？

983
00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,416
‪-妳幹嘛那樣？
‪-妳想跟我理論嗎？

984
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,250
‪我生他生了46個小時，妳懂不懂？

985
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,916
‪我會陰的傷口

986
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,041
‪長達46公分

987
00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:40,875
‪想嘗試一下痛苦的滋味？我就讓妳…

988
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,416
‪天啊

989
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,041
‪-好噁心
‪-好了

990
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:46,333
‪臭死了

991
00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:48,458
‪-46公分？
‪-那是一尺半了

992
00:46:48,541 --> 00:46:49,958
{\an8}‪（計程車）

993
00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,458
‪謝謝妳光顧本飯店

994
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:55,541
‪不敢相信我會說出這種話

995
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,958
‪但我對小孩沒興趣

996
00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,000
‪自從妳來了以後

997
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,375
‪妳讓一個孩子接觸到邪惡的成人用品

998
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:04,875
‪闖進我們飯店的房間
‪在我的餐廳裡裸奔

999
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:08,000
‪妳還讓一隻海豚高潮了

1000
00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:11,375
‪那全都不是我的錯
‪你不該責怪受害者

1001
00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:14,416
‪若妳再踏入本度假村一步
‪我就報警把妳抓去關

1002
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:18,708
‪我保證妳的假陽具一定進不了監獄

1003
00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:51,625
‪好吧

1004
00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:54,541
‪好啦，我們只在這裡住上一晚

1005
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,833
‪我們就補充體力後再回去吧

1006
00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:57,916
‪妳在胡說什麼？

1007
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,750
‪我們有總鑰匙

1008
00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:01,833
‪我們得在他們更換密碼前回去

1009
00:48:03,166 --> 00:48:05,541
‪-姐妹，我們得聊一下
‪-不了

1010
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:08,333
‪-好吧
‪-謝謝

1011
00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,000
‪我們得談談

1012
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:12,291
‪這裡的能量有點嚇人

1013
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,750
‪就像宇宙在對我們說話

1014
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,833
‪沒錯，它說：“趕快閃人”

1015
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:22,166
‪我們大老遠跑來
‪不能就這樣空手而回

1016
00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:24,041
‪我們得拿到背包

1017
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,125
‪再把那封電郵刪掉

1018
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:30,333
‪求妳了
‪這不就是朋友該為彼此做的嗎？

1019
00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:32,833
‪以前妳需要我時，我不都在嗎？

1020
00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:35,250
‪這不是妳用情緒勒索就能說服我的

1021
00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:36,458
‪我不這麼認為

1022
00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:37,666
‪我不想吃這個

1023
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:41,791
‪把鑰匙給我

1024
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:45,250
‪-不要
‪-布魯克

1025
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,750
‪-不要
‪-那鑰匙不歸妳管，布魯克

1026
00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:50,666
‪現在這就歸我管了

1027
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,250
‪我說妳不可以回那間飯店

1028
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:54,166
‪就這樣

1029
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:56,125
‪布魯克，我知道該如何讓妳交出鑰匙

1030
00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:57,291
‪試試看呀

1031
00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:58,666
‪拜託用講的就好

1032
00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:00,291
‪-她尿出來也不能怪我
‪-就…

1033
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:01,833
‪-我要出手了
‪-拜託不要

1034
00:49:01,916 --> 00:49:04,291
‪-鑰匙才不給妳，住手！
‪-用講的就好

1035
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,583
‪-拜託一下，布魯克
‪-她要尿出來了，住手啦

1036
00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:10,375
‪-手放在床上
‪-我早就警告過妳了

1037
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,458
‪可惡

1038
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:12,958
‪真是多謝妳們了

1039
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:17,416
‪我挑伴娘服時絕不會忘了這一刻

1040
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,791
‪伴娘服一定會超級醜

1041
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,250
‪又超級貴

1042
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,416
‪我穿上後還是會很美的

1043
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,458
‪妳穿上後一定會醜到不行

1044
00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,875
‪威絲莉、威絲

1045
00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:33,041
‪我們所有人都失控了

1046
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,625
‪威絲莉

1047
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:44,541
‪真希望自己沒那麼怕癢

1048
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,000
‪注意那個戀童癖

1049
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:04,250
‪收到

1050
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,166
‪天殺的

1051
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,125
‪她還是不接，我們回去好了

1052
00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,083
‪不如這樣吧

1053
00:50:51,166 --> 00:50:52,833
‪我們何不讓她得償所望？

1054
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,166
‪反正她也不會聽我們的

1055
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,916
‪那是鋸子鋸開骨頭的聲音嗎？

1056
00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:04,916
‪好，我們走人

1057
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,625
‪來吧，妳可以的

1058
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,583
‪可惡！好燙！

1059
00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:17,791
‪好燙，該死的！

1060
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,208
‪威絲？

1061
00:51:35,416 --> 00:51:36,291
‪妳要去哪裡？

1062
00:51:39,625 --> 00:51:43,666
‪威絲莉小姐又出現在拉斯普萊亞斯了

1063
00:52:02,291 --> 00:52:03,125
‪太好了

1064
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:12,625
‪天啊，快點…

1065
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,041
‪他的電郵在哪？

1066
00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:20,750
‪（傑瑞的護理師來電）

1067
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:21,791
‪喂？

1068
00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:23,083
‪喂，又是我

1069
00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,000
‪嗨，你好嗎？

1070
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:28,250
‪我好得很，醫生要讓我早點出院

1071
00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,125
‪不會吧

1072
00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:33,083
‪多早？

1073
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:34,666
‪明天，寶貝

1074
00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,916
‪什麼？

1075
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,833
‪妳能到機場接我嗎？

1076
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,708
‪我應該會搭晚班飛機回去

1077
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,375
‪達亞小姐！

1078
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:45,666
‪-我們知道妳在裡面，開門
‪-好像有人在大吼

1079
00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:47,541
‪-妳沒事吧？
‪-達亞小姐，快開門

1080
00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:49,791
‪當然了，是鄰居在裝修

1081
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,333
‪真假？晚上裝修？真討人厭

1082
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,250
‪對呀，但沒關係，他們快弄好了

1083
00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:58,750
‪我明天可以在洛杉磯接你

1084
00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:01,708
‪好，我再把航班資訊給妳

1085
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:05,833
‪達亞小姐，我知道妳在裡面
‪達亞小姐

1086
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,750
‪對了，威絲

1087
00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:10,291
‪穿點好穿脫的衣服來見我

1088
00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:13,500
‪唉呦，你真幽默，我得掛了

1089
00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:19,208
‪拉蒙…

1090
00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:20,291
‪妳可以的

1091
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:28,500
‪媽呀！她是為我而來的

1092
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,375
‪這太誇張了

1093
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:33,000
‪妳最好趕快跑，因為我就要來追妳了

1094
00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:40,500
‪我的蛋蛋，拉蒙，我的蛋蛋碎了

1095
00:53:45,791 --> 00:53:46,625
‪-嗨
‪-妳好

1096
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,833
‪我們只是來接朋友的
‪我們曾是這裡的房客

1097
00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:50,000
‪讓我們過去一下就好

1098
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,250
‪昆，這太扯了

1099
00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,583
‪她非法入侵，還闖入那個男人的房間

1100
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:55,333
‪聽西恩的話，你得…

1101
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:58,750
‪你們這是幹什麼？我這都是為了愛

1102
00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:01,291
‪讓我們進去一下就好

1103
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:03,208
‪-沒事的
‪-等等，凱莉！

1104
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:05,541
‪我的天啊，威絲莉？

1105
00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:10,083
‪不是，我只是要…把你的…

1106
00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,625
‪我說過妳回來的話會發生什麼事了

1107
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:13,916
‪我沒騙妳吧

1108
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,000
‪好好享受墨西哥監獄

1109
00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:19,125
‪凱莉！

1110
00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:23,625
‪喂！走開！你這樣很不OK！

1111
00:54:25,791 --> 00:54:26,666
‪可惡

1112
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:29,041
‪拜託…這一切都是誤會

1113
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:32,666
‪等等，在你離開前，你有止痛藥…

1114
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,333
‪拜託，警察先生！

1115
00:54:35,416 --> 00:54:39,291
‪我對天發誓，我出去後
‪一定會在社群媒體上公布這件事

1116
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:41,375
‪警察先生！

1117
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,833
‪太好了，妳們來了
‪能把我保釋出去嗎？

1118
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,166
‪當然，我們就是來保妳的

1119
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,583
‪是這樣沒錯

1120
00:54:56,666 --> 00:54:58,875
‪但我不太確定耶
‪至少現在妳還蠻受控的

1121
00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:00,083
‪真好笑

1122
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,666
‪-姐妹，這裡好噁心
‪-就是說呀

1123
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:03,666
‪真的，不要亂摸

1124
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:05,583
‪那真的很誇張

1125
00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:07,958
‪-等等，西恩也來了？
‪-對，就是他帶我們來的

1126
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,625
‪-你好
‪-妳好嗎？階下囚

1127
00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:13,666
‪哇，妳把這裡打點得真不錯

1128
00:55:14,416 --> 00:55:16,541
‪我有好消息

1129
00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:18,250
‪飯店不會追究妳的責任

1130
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:20,416
‪所以我的朋友，妳可以離開了

1131
00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:22,916
‪-這之中有不法情事嗎？
‪-妳男人都搞定了

1132
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,833
‪先說清楚，“妳男人”指的不是我

1133
00:55:26,916 --> 00:55:27,750
‪是諾蘭

1134
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:29,083
‪諾蘭…

1135
00:55:29,166 --> 00:55:32,083
‪-跟妳曖昧的那個孩子
‪-對，那個…

1136
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:34,708
‪順帶一提
‪我都不知道妳這麼喜歡小孩

1137
00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:38,333
‪但他顯然真的很在乎妳

1138
00:55:38,416 --> 00:55:40,333
‪見不得自己的寶貝被關起來

1139
00:55:40,416 --> 00:55:42,541
‪-我才不是他的寶貝
‪-那孩子很喜歡妳

1140
00:55:42,625 --> 00:55:44,500
‪不要再提諾蘭了

1141
00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:53,833
‪-我們得談談
‪-太好了

1142
00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:56,791
‪還記得妳曾說過如果妳太誇張的話
‪我們就該告訴妳嗎？

1143
00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:59,541
‪聽著，我知道這一切都很瘋狂

1144
00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,541
‪不敢相信我竟然花了兩天時間
‪想闖進傑瑞的房間

1145
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,583
‪其實我只要告訴他

1146
00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,916
‪我不放心他剛出院還自己搭機

1147
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,916
‪等他在機上睡著後，再拿著他的手機

1148
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,166
‪用他沉睡的臉部解鎖
‪再刪掉電郵就好了

1149
00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:15,833
‪-簡單到不行
‪-威絲莉，別說了

1150
00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:19,166
‪妳看看自己現在人在哪裡
‪這裡可是墨西哥監獄耶

1151
00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:21,750
‪那妳要我怎麼辦？沉浸其中
‪還是浴火重生？

1152
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:23,000
‪沉浸其中

1153
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,000
‪好好想一想

1154
00:56:24,416 --> 00:56:27,791
‪妳得仔細想清楚
‪至少也為了我們的神智著想

1155
00:56:27,875 --> 00:56:29,208
‪就是說呀，妳在這段關係裡

1156
00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:31,541
‪一直都在說謊跟假裝

1157
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:33,583
‪這真的是妳想要的嗎？

1158
00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:38,916
‪好吧，我不需要妳們

1159
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,125
‪我可以自己來，西恩，幫幫我

1160
00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:43,958
‪-我們談一下好嗎？
‪-威絲莉

1161
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:45,750
‪我們愛妳，但我們受夠了

1162
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,791
‪妳也該清醒了

1163
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,541
‪我跟凱莉要離開了

1164
00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:53,583
‪我們今天要好好享受墨西哥風光

1165
00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:55,250
‪可以去找安罕嗎？

1166
00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:57,625
‪當然好，我們就去找安罕

1167
00:56:57,708 --> 00:57:00,250
‪我們還要拼命冥想

1168
00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:04,333
‪我要去讓自己懷孕，掰，對不起

1169
00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:05,416
‪凱莉…

1170
00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:07,833
‪真的假的？

1171
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:10,791
‪天啊

1172
00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:12,666
‪這點子爛透了

1173
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,708
‪妳20分鐘前還很興致勃勃的

1174
00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,000
‪我那時在氣頭上
‪不知道自己在說什麼

1175
00:57:19,250 --> 00:57:21,916
‪真是的
‪拜託妳不要這麼自我中心好嗎？

1176
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:25,458
‪我才沒有，我只是不想繼續待在這裡

1177
00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:27,750
‪希望這台巴士馬上就靠邊停
‪讓我們下車

1178
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,625
‪-時機正好
‪-現在是什麼狀況？

1179
00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:38,416
‪大家正在暖身，我們就快接近安罕了

1180
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,208
‪我感覺到那股能量了

1181
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:42,916
‪什麼？不

1182
00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:45,250
‪凱莉

1183
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:48,750
‪這不是真的，拜託停下來，拜託

1184
00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:59,916
‪說真的，她們倆真的太誇張了
‪就這樣給我離開？

1185
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,958
‪就是說呀

1186
00:58:02,041 --> 00:58:03,333
‪有夠自私的

1187
00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:06,333
‪好啦，這套如何？

1188
00:58:07,541 --> 00:58:10,000
‪所以這傢伙是怎樣？他真的…

1189
00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:13,083
‪值得妳這麼做嗎？

1190
00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:15,875
‪他跟洛杉磯那些靠不住的男生
‪完全不同

1191
00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:20,416
‪他有一份工作、有棟房子
‪他朋友也沒人在當DJ

1192
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,083
‪所以他是張安全牌

1193
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,291
‪不，是我講得不夠清楚

1194
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:27,791
‪他超帥的

1195
00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:33,208
‪就這樣嗎？所以他既安全又帥
‪那很好呀

1196
00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:34,250
‪才不只這樣

1197
00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:37,458
‪我們第一次在一起…抱歉，打炮時

1198
00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:41,833
‪他點了蠟燭、還撒了玫瑰花瓣

1199
00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:43,250
‪真是沒有想像力

1200
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:47,416
‪這叫做耍浪漫，西恩
‪去翻翻書、看看電影吧

1201
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,583
‪蠟燭跟鮮花

1202
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:53,416
‪聽起來就像在演《千金求鑽石》

1203
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:56,291
‪你又懂什麼叫浪漫了？

1204
00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:59,208
‪我的婚姻持續了七年

1205
00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:02,083
‪然後呢？你也判她“自動出局”了？

1206
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,916
‪不，她過世了

1207
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:07,291
‪我的天啊

1208
00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:11,333
‪-我真的很抱歉
‪-我沒事

1209
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:14,083
‪我走出來了，都過了兩年，我沒事

1210
00:59:14,666 --> 00:59:16,916
‪等等，所以你才剛開始重新約會

1211
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,083
‪我該不會是你第一個約會對象吧？

1212
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:21,791
‪也是最後一個

1213
00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:24,000
‪-不會吧
‪-那對我而言太複雜了

1214
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:25,833
‪-別想了
‪-對

1215
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:28,958
‪你說得對，我那天晚上真的很過分

1216
00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:31,708
‪不，那不是妳的錯，都是我不好

1217
00:59:31,791 --> 00:59:35,541
‪我的確想重新約會
‪我大概也操之過急了

1218
00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:37,750
‪我太勉強自己振作起來，然後…

1219
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:40,458
‪妳出現了，接著一切就變得太真實了

1220
00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:41,708
‪-所以了
‪-沒錯

1221
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:44,458
‪我當時太真實、太坦白了

1222
00:59:44,541 --> 00:59:46,666
‪就連我給傑瑞的郵件也太真實了

1223
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:49,625
‪我們才剛交往，不該那麼坦白的

1224
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,500
‪聽我的吧，威絲

1225
00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:54,083
‪人總是以為自己還有很多時間

1226
00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:56,875
‪走吧

1227
00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:00,208
‪我真的很抱歉

1228
01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:03,333
‪所以你想…

1229
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:06,125
‪再待一會嗎？陪我一起等？

1230
01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:09,166
‪-我跟這裡不是很熟
‪-妳跟這裡不熟？

1231
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:11,666
‪-沒錯
‪-跟這附近不熟

1232
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:15,375
‪你不用非得…但如果…等一下

1233
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,916
‪-喂
‪-是我

1234
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,083
‪嗨，傑瑞

1235
01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:22,000
‪-是小傑本人嗎？
‪-我有個驚喜要給你

1236
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:24,750
‪我來接你回家了

1237
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:28,625
‪不用啦，我今天就要回家了
‪妳不必特地過來

1238
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,375
‪寶貝，我早就到了

1239
01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:32,875
‪-等等，什麼？
‪-對呀，我剛到卡波

1240
01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:34,375
‪-我已經在機場了
‪-真貼心

1241
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:35,750
‪妳真的不必…

1242
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:38,458
‪妳真的不必為了我大老遠跑來卡波

1243
01:00:38,541 --> 01:00:39,708
‪-怎了？
‪-那就是他嗎？

1244
01:00:39,791 --> 01:00:40,625
‪-哪裡？
‪-那裡

1245
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:41,833
‪妳在跟誰講話？

1246
01:00:41,916 --> 01:00:42,916
‪天啊！傑瑞

1247
01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:44,500
‪怎麼了？妳沒事吧

1248
01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:47,250
‪我的老天啊

1249
01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:51,958
‪傑瑞，我只是太興奮了

1250
01:00:52,041 --> 01:00:55,666
‪那就好，那妳就在機場等我吧
‪他們會送我去搭機

1251
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:59,125
‪那你的電腦跟行李呢？

1252
01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:03,000
‪飯店經理把我的行李都送過來了
‪他人真的很好

1253
01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:05,208
‪現在我有認識的人了
‪我們一定要再來這裡玩

1254
01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:07,208
‪寶貝，你好好休息

1255
01:01:07,291 --> 01:01:09,666
‪好嗎？絕對不要靠近那台電腦

1256
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:12,500
‪就算我想也辦不到
‪他們把行李都放在另一台廂型車上了

1257
01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:14,791
‪我得把手機還回去了

1258
01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:16,791
‪我會盡快過去找妳

1259
01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:19,500
‪但車上有些人要先下車

1260
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,958
‪-所以應該還要幾個小時，好嗎？掰
‪-好

1261
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:26,125
‪抱歉，我只是在跟我女友討論行程

1262
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,666
‪他剛說我是他女友

1263
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:31,375
‪他剛說我是他女友！你聽到了嗎？

1264
01:01:32,250 --> 01:01:34,958
‪-不會吧，現在這更加重要了
‪-對呀

1265
01:01:35,041 --> 01:01:36,250
‪這段關係是認真的

1266
01:01:36,541 --> 01:01:38,208
‪現在妳就能跟孩子說

1267
01:01:38,291 --> 01:01:41,833
‪媽咪當初是如何像個賞金獵人一樣
‪跟蹤爹地到墨西哥去了

1268
01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:44,416
‪我得拜託你一件事，你一定要答應我

1269
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,833
‪你能不能載我去機場見他？拜託？

1270
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,041
‪反正我頭都洗了…

1271
01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:50,583
‪-不如就…
‪-太好了！

1272
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:51,833
‪太棒了！

1273
01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:55,166
‪這也太好喝了，這茶裡有什麼呀？

1274
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,375
‪應該只是普通的綠茶

1275
01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:59,625
‪不會吧，這裡頭有種香料味耶

1276
01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,791
‪-有夠好喝
‪-哇，妳看看…

1277
01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:06,041
‪“拔掉你內心的刺”，聽起來就好痛

1278
01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,791
‪我懂，小布魯克
‪我以前也認為這都是胡扯

1279
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:12,583
‪但我去看了書以後
‪它真的跟我對話了

1280
01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:15,000
‪是嗎？它對妳說了什麼？

1281
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:18,000
‪它說：“成為一棵樹，找到你的根”

1282
01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:20,083
‪是喔？好棒棒喔

1283
01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:22,500
‪好啦

1284
01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:25,416
‪謝謝，茶真好喝

1285
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,625
‪天啊，這裡好熱，熱死我了

1286
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:30,625
‪-妳看，這片叢林好大…
‪-二位好

1287
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,000
‪嗨

1288
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,833
‪歡迎來到心之聖殿

1289
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:37,916
‪-走吧
‪-她什麼時候是個女的了？

1290
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,708
‪我從沒說過安罕是個男人

1291
01:02:39,791 --> 01:02:40,958
‪這也不能怪我

1292
01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:44,041
‪誰知道一個詐騙師、嬉皮
‪跟反社會人格的人會是個女的

1293
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:46,250
‪歡迎，我是安罕德拉帕茲

1294
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:48,833
‪妳好，我是布魯克坎特一號伏特加

1295
01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:54,250
‪我是凱莉，我很榮幸能到這裡來
‪謝謝妳

1296
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:57,000
‪妳真的太美、太棒了

1297
01:02:57,083 --> 01:03:00,375
‪我只想對妳說“那摩斯戴”

1298
01:03:00,458 --> 01:03:03,333
‪上帝保佑、安息日好、恭喜

1299
01:03:03,916 --> 01:03:05,583
‪謝謝妳，我愛妳

1300
01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:07,666
‪有什麼我能幫忙的嗎？

1301
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:09,083
‪只有她需要幫助

1302
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,041
‪我偏好去找有醫師資格
‪跟能給我止痛藥的人幫忙

1303
01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:15,208
‪我替我朋友道歉，我一直想懷孕

1304
01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:19,791
‪-妳去看過不孕症醫師了嗎？
‪-看了，洛杉磯的都看過了

1305
01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:21,875
‪但都沒用

1306
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:26,083
‪真遺憾，那一定很痛苦

1307
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:27,833
‪謝謝妳

1308
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,500
‪我沒辦法幫妳

1309
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:34,208
‪什麼？不

1310
01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:36,166
‪我人都到墨西哥了耶

1311
01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:39,166
‪我也讀了那些
‪來向妳求助的女人的故事

1312
01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:43,250
‪我沒辦法幫妳受孕
‪但我想妳一定會是個很棒的母親

1313
01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:47,833
‪心情開闊點

1314
01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:49,916
‪人生自會給妳一個很特別的孩子

1315
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,125
‪我就知道，這整件事就是個笑話

1316
01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:56,583
‪來吧，妳不需要她，我們走

1317
01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:58,708
‪別急著走，坎特一號

1318
01:04:11,041 --> 01:04:13,958
‪真的很感謝你幫我，你真有義氣

1319
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:16,041
‪聽著，如果你想找人…

1320
01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,375
‪聊聊你死去老婆的事

1321
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:20,500
‪老婆，你過世的配偶…

1322
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,916
‪那位已故的人，她叫什麼名字？

1323
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,125
‪-瑞秋
‪-瑞秋

1324
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:26,750
‪-那就是她的名字
‪-這樣好多了

1325
01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:29,875
‪-真的很抱歉…
‪-沒事，沒關係

1326
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,583
‪那一定很難熬

1327
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:34,625
‪大家都會避免聊到這個話題

1328
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:36,333
‪但瑞秋…

1329
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,333
‪她一定會欣賞妳的直言不諱

1330
01:04:39,416 --> 01:04:40,500
‪她人很幽默嗎？

1331
01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:42,208
‪可幽默了

1332
01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:44,750
‪我們最喜歡一起做的事就是大笑

1333
01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:47,500
‪老實說那也是我最想念她的地方

1334
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:50,458
‪就是能輕推某人，然後說

1335
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:51,875
‪“妳看這混帳在幹嘛？”

1336
01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:54,083
‪真的，那種在晚餐派對上的眼神交流

1337
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:55,625
‪-沒錯
‪-你們倆同時都注意到

1338
01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:57,125
‪一些很誇張的事

1339
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:59,333
‪跟那種回家在車上
‪可以大聊特聊的那種感覺

1340
01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:01,416
‪-我最喜歡那個了
‪-我也是

1341
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,666
‪-對吧？
‪-對呀

1342
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,666
‪總之，想聊聊就找我

1343
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:09,166
‪謝謝，妳的心意我收到了

1344
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:11,666
‪其實我是個校園諮商師

1345
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,333
‪不會吧！

1346
01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:15,416
‪我是呀，你幹嘛這麼驚訝？

1347
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,083
‪-人們會付錢聽妳的建議？
‪-對呀

1348
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:18,916
‪-哇
‪-等我找到工作以後

1349
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:19,958
‪這挺酷的

1350
01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:26,083
‪-等等，為什麼他們分頭走了？
‪-抉擇的時間到了，威絲

1351
01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:28,666
‪我們是要跟著傑瑞
‪還是傑瑞的行李？

1352
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:29,958
‪不如我們跟著傑瑞…

1353
01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:32,375
‪-西恩，他的行李…快！
‪-好啦！

1354
01:05:32,875 --> 01:05:33,833
‪冷靜點

1355
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:40,500
‪我知道你正在納悶這是不是個好主意
‪答案是

1356
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,208
‪-“請閉嘴”
‪-閉好了

1357
01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:49,958
‪天啊！你會不會開車呀？停下來！

1358
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,208
‪天啊

1359
01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:56,250
‪-你沒事吧？
‪-沒事，我們都沒事

1360
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:03,958
‪這台車好像在把我生出來一樣

1361
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,416
‪可惡，他們要開走了，快！

1362
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:11,958
‪西恩，快推車！

1363
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:13,791
‪這有九百公斤耶，妳瘋了嗎？

1364
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:16,958
‪沒用的啦

1365
01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:20,625
‪西恩，幫我把車翻過去，快啊！

1366
01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:23,375
‪-“幫我把車翻過去”？
‪-對呀，人在危急時

1367
01:06:23,458 --> 01:06:25,541
‪-就能把車翻過去
‪-現在很危急？

1368
01:06:25,625 --> 01:06:27,416
‪沒錯，我的戀愛正處於危急狀態

1369
01:06:28,791 --> 01:06:31,083
‪-來嘛，數到三
‪-好啦

1370
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:34,083
‪-好
‪-一、二、三

1371
01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:38,750
‪-該死的！
‪-該死的

1372
01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:41,000
‪-去你的吉普，去死啦！
‪-冷靜點

1373
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,166
‪該死的山羊！

1374
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:44,916
‪-那頭山羊最討厭了！
‪-那頭山羊最討厭？

1375
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,333
‪我們根本不知道自己在哪裡
‪你笑什麼？

1376
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:51,833
‪怎麼會變成這樣？

1377
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:54,791
‪-這裡到底是什麼鬼地方？
‪-我不知道

1378
01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:58,250
‪-我們會想出辦法的，好了…
‪-我的天啊

1379
01:06:58,333 --> 01:06:59,625
‪好了，看著我

1380
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,541
‪我們會沒事的

1381
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,333
‪我們該怎麼辦？

1382
01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:11,000
‪用走的

1383
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:13,583
‪來吧

1384
01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:18,416
‪我們用走的

1385
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:21,500
‪順帶一提那隻山羊還盯著妳

1386
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:29,625
‪吸氣、吐氣

1387
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:34,833
‪在空氣流經妳的器官時
‪感受它的柔軟

1388
01:07:35,125 --> 01:07:38,875
‪這股空氣正孕育著妳的花朵
‪它正在盛開…

1389
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,708
‪去感覺花朵的盛開，布魯克

1390
01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:44,291
‪去感覺妳的根深深地紮進土裡

1391
01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:46,083
‪支撐著妳

1392
01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:52,458
‪妳可以不用裝了，就是現在

1393
01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:56,000
‪別演了
‪我很清楚妳只是個半桶水的教主

1394
01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,000
‪妳也挺過分的

1395
01:07:58,083 --> 01:07:59,916
‪竟然那樣對待我貼心又敏感的朋友

1396
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,041
‪我只是說實話
‪妳不也很愛說真話嗎？

1397
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,458
‪也許是那樣沒錯

1398
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:10,375
‪但我不會用我神神秘秘的金玉良言
‪當噱頭來收錢

1399
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:15,708
‪妳的心很哀傷

1400
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:20,291
‪一直盯著人看也是種折磨

1401
01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:24,708
‪但妳願意把一堆火…算了

1402
01:08:24,791 --> 01:08:26,541
‪-給我一百萬我就做
‪-一百萬？

1403
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:28,000
‪-把火蟻放進褲子？
‪-什麼？

1404
01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:30,083
‪-那可是一大筆錢耶
‪-我的天啊

1405
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,375
‪好吧，這聽起來有點怪

1406
01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:34,583
‪-怪到不行，但…
‪-好喔

1407
01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:38,166
‪跟妳相處是我這趟旅程最棒的時光

1408
01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,625
‪-什麼？
‪-沒錯

1409
01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:42,458
‪-我們才剛出車禍耶
‪-我懂

1410
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:45,541
‪我知道，妳這人是挺瘋的

1411
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:47,583
‪意思是妳不簡單

1412
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,375
‪-不會，你說得對
‪-對

1413
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,208
‪所以我認為妳一定能成為
‪一個很棒的校園諮商師

1414
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,916
‪妳就像個孩子一樣，沒有貶義

1415
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,083
‪我的意思是妳有一顆很年輕的心

1416
01:08:59,791 --> 01:09:02,916
‪想聽點更瘋的事嗎？
‪我以前曾在大公司的財務部門工作

1417
01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:05,166
‪-聽起來超怪的
‪-沒錯

1418
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,416
‪感覺超不適合妳

1419
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:10,416
‪不適合我
‪而我最終選擇了自己喜愛的事物…

1420
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:13,333
‪但也不是很順利

1421
01:09:14,291 --> 01:09:15,541
‪我不知道該怎麼辦

1422
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:16,541
‪好啦，威絲

1423
01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:19,833
‪妳一定會找到能接納妳的地方

1424
01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:22,083
‪對呀，要是真有那種地方就好了

1425
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,708
‪不要擔心那麼多，威絲

1426
01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:27,000
‪世界會跟上妳的腳步的

1427
01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:30,208
‪等等

1428
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:33,458
‪天啊，就是那台廂型車嗎？

1429
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:36,541
‪傑瑞的行李就在裡面

1430
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,041
‪他是樂團成員？

1431
01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:43,875
‪這是怎麼一回事？

1432
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:46,125
‪那是“昆西納拉”

1433
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,083
‪墨西哥版的甜蜜16歲，只是她是15歲

1434
01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:50,791
‪這是兩個字拼起來的
‪“昆西”指的是15

1435
01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:53,291
‪懂嗎？“納拉”指的是歲

1436
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,041
‪我知道昆西納拉是成年禮，西恩

1437
01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:57,541
‪-妳知道？
‪-他為什麼會來參加昆西納拉？

1438
01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:00,708
‪-他應該要去機場的
‪-不知道，大概要從蛋糕中跳出來吧

1439
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:01,958
‪我又不認識他

1440
01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:05,041
‪來吧，我們得查清楚
‪司機到底在這裡做什麼

1441
01:10:05,125 --> 01:10:07,250
‪不知道裡面會不會有塔可

1442
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,625
‪現在那還重要嗎？

1443
01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:11,750
‪這是我能想得到最重要的事

1444
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,875
‪又在怪力亂神

1445
01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,083
‪讓我自我介紹一下，我是凱莉

1446
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:26,458
‪我來自洛杉磯
‪而我的夢想就在今天破滅了

1447
01:10:26,541 --> 01:10:28,166
‪所以我現在有點脆弱

1448
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:32,500
‪明早我要在輸水道旁講一門課
‪主題是

1449
01:10:32,708 --> 01:10:36,333
‪“輸家永遠無法翻身
‪你可以整天吃屎

1450
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:38,541
‪但屎也不會變得比較美味”

1451
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,250
‪去你的

1452
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:57,541
‪妳現在不必再看著我的眼睛了
‪拜託快停止

1453
01:10:57,791 --> 01:10:58,625
‪不要再笑了

1454
01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:01,458
‪妳的靈魂很美，釋放它吧

1455
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:05,666
‪-這是怎麼一回事？
‪-妳在感受妳的感覺，布魯克

1456
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,875
‪我們的心正透過我的手對話

1457
01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,291
‪我的天啊

1458
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:10,916
‪天啊，真對不起…

1459
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,625
‪對不起，我沒辦法…

1460
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:15,750
‪停止哭泣，對不起…我都沒睡好

1461
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:17,666
‪妳哭是因為妳的婚姻結束了

1462
01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:23,750
‪不，妳只是看到我婚戒的壓痕

1463
01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:25,541
‪這並不代表我的婚姻結束了

1464
01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:26,875
‪它結束了

1465
01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:30,458
‪妳早就知道了
‪但妳還沒讓自己去感受它

1466
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:34,208
‪痛苦跟哀傷會讓妳不適

1467
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,541
‪-沒錯
‪-而憤怒安全多了

1468
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,791
‪-確實
‪-小心，美麗的布魯克

1469
01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:40,541
‪那股怒火現在支撐著妳
‪但它終究會毀了妳

1470
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,833
‪也會摧毀妳孩子的人生

1471
01:11:42,916 --> 01:11:45,750
‪-妳這麼愛他
‪-我愛我兒子

1472
01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:47,541
‪但妳得先愛自己

1473
01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:50,000
‪--妳得愛那個內在的小孩
‪-我得愛自己

1474
01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:52,750
‪愛小小布魯克，知道現在她在哪嗎？

1475
01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:54,791
‪天啊，小小布魯克，我得愛她
‪她在哪？

1476
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:56,125
‪妳得照顧好她

1477
01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,750
‪她想吃蛋捲冰淇淋

1478
01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:02,375
‪她想跑進一塊雛菊花田

1479
01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:07,708
‪小小布魯克也真的很想愛愛

1480
01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:26,041
‪老天啊

1481
01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:28,916
‪天啊

1482
01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:39,041
‪好消息，我剛跟莊園主人卡洛塔談過

1483
01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,166
‪-一切都處理好了
‪-真的？

1484
01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:43,166
‪她都安排好了，她哥，就是那個司機

1485
01:12:43,250 --> 01:12:45,583
‪結束後就會載我們去機場

1486
01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,875
‪-謝謝你
‪-幾個小時後

1487
01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:50,916
‪妳就能成為傑瑞的太太了
‪隨便他姓什麼

1488
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,791
‪史特林，我等不及了

1489
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,333
‪-沒關係，先生，我們不需要…
‪-放著吧

1490
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:01,083
‪-西恩，我們又不是他們的客人
‪-才不呢

1491
01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:05,833
‪卡洛塔說了要好好享用
‪其實妳不吃才是沒禮貌

1492
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,166
‪-好啦
‪-妳不用那麼生氣的

1493
01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,041
‪-知道了
‪-嘗一口

1494
01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:14,333
‪-媽呀
‪-好吃吧？

1495
01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:17,458
‪-真的很好吃耶，這是什麼？
‪-蟋蟀

1496
01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,750
‪-什麼？
‪-沒錯

1497
01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:23,000
‪-上面就是蟋蟀
‪-為什麼要讓我吃這種東西？

1498
01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:25,208
‪-蚱蜢？
‪-天啊，我要殺了你

1499
01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:26,958
‪哇，妳這對象真優雅

1500
01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,708
‪好像你自己就比我好一樣

1501
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:30,708
‪不好意思

1502
01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:32,458
‪那妳怎麼不教教我？教練？

1503
01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:34,333
‪要我教你怎麼跟人約會？

1504
01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:36,208
‪-我得重回情場呀
‪-我來訓練你

1505
01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:37,958
‪是嗎？好呀

1506
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,750
‪-威絲莉達亞
‪-西恩麥奎爾，很高興認識妳

1507
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,250
‪我也是，西恩

1508
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,166
‪我們為什麼要握這麼久？

1509
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:46,041
‪不知道，妳才是教練

1510
01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:53,041
‪所以你是做什麼的？我竟然還不知道

1511
01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:54,916
‪我是建築師

1512
01:13:55,416 --> 01:13:58,791
‪-建築師？天啊，超棒的耶
‪-謝謝

1513
01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:01,666
‪我喜歡…建築物

1514
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:03,458
‪我也是

1515
01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:05,916
‪那你現在在忙什麼？

1516
01:14:09,541 --> 01:14:10,500
‪沒忙什麼

1517
01:14:11,791 --> 01:14:13,291
‪正在休息中嗎？

1518
01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:15,708
‪也可以說是…

1519
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:18,541
‪自從瑞秋過世後

1520
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:21,083
‪我就離職了，到現在還沒復職

1521
01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:24,291
‪-沒錯
‪-從那時候起？

1522
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,750
‪對，有一陣子了

1523
01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:26,916
‪我很遺憾

1524
01:14:27,541 --> 01:14:28,958
‪那一定很不容易

1525
01:14:30,541 --> 01:14:32,375
‪是沒錯，但…

1526
01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:36,250
‪我得重新振作起來
‪至少我朋友是這麼說的

1527
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:38,416
‪他們都很擔心我，所以我才會在這裡

1528
01:14:42,125 --> 01:14:43,166
‪那你覺得呢？

1529
01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:45,750
‪我覺得…

1530
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,916
‪我已經盡力了

1531
01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:54,541
‪要不要去跳舞？

1532
01:14:55,541 --> 01:14:58,333
‪話先說在前頭，我不是很會跳舞

1533
01:14:58,416 --> 01:15:00,416
‪-好的
‪-但我很想跟你共舞

1534
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:03,125
‪-真的要跳
‪-來吧

1535
01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:04,875
‪-天啊，好啦
‪-過來

1536
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:08,666
‪媽呀

1537
01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,375
‪那是什麼？

1538
01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:25,000
‪來呀

1539
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:37,500
‪來嘛

1540
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,791
‪好耶，西恩！

1541
01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:57,125
‪你怎麼這麼會跳？

1542
01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:10,125
‪不敢相信妳竟然睡了我的薩滿

1543
01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:14,125
‪天啊，現在一切都豁然開朗了

1544
01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:16,375
‪我要離開戴夫

1545
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:19,416
‪他本來就不適合妳

1546
01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,166
‪什麼？

1547
01:16:21,250 --> 01:16:24,041
‪他跟不上妳的腳步，因而怨恨妳

1548
01:16:24,125 --> 01:16:25,166
‪然後想拖妳下水

1549
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:27,708
‪但那不是一個伴侶該做的事

1550
01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:28,958
‪他們應該好好支持你

1551
01:16:29,041 --> 01:16:30,666
‪妳為什麼從沒跟我說過？

1552
01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:32,708
‪因為妳應該自己去弄明白

1553
01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:34,958
‪謝謝妳

1554
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,000
‪不客氣

1555
01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:42,041
‪我很遺憾妳今天的遭遇

1556
01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:45,791
‪我真的不知道該怎麼辦了
‪我一直都很想要小孩

1557
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:49,458
‪我知道妳不喜歡聽我這麼說
‪但還有其他辦法

1558
01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:51,583
‪我知道領養要等很久

1559
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:56,083
‪如果想領養大一點的會比較快
‪寄養照顧系統沒辦法安置他們

1560
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,875
‪泰德一直有在提

1561
01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:00,000
‪-真的嗎？
‪-不敢相信

1562
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:01,875
‪這件事會這麼讓人喪氣

1563
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,708
‪為什麼這對其他人來說都那麼容易？

1564
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:07,458
‪我真的受夠了自己生不出來
‪我想解決這件事

1565
01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,125
‪萬一妳解決不了呢？

1566
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,083
‪妳難道就不值得開心了嗎？

1567
01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:17,833
‪威絲莉不在，我們卻大聊這種事
‪感覺有點奇怪

1568
01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:21,458
‪如果她在場
‪我們就不能聊自己的事了

1569
01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:24,166
‪-真哀傷
‪-但這是事實

1570
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,666
‪（洛斯卡沃斯國際機場）

1571
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,666
‪沒錯，這超狠的

1572
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:33,333
‪他爸真的死了，很哀傷吧？

1573
01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:35,875
‪我先搞清楚，妳把這個寄給他了？

1574
01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:37,666
‪-對，我寄了
‪-故意的？

1575
01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,708
‪跟我朋友一起，對，完全是故意的

1576
01:17:39,791 --> 01:17:40,875
‪非常瘋

1577
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,208
‪-沒錯，非常瘋
‪-對

1578
01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:44,541
‪-想知道我會怎麼做嗎？
‪-當然

1579
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:46,041
‪妳應該讓他看這封信

1580
01:17:46,125 --> 01:17:47,750
‪-什麼？不要
‪-是我就會讓他看

1581
01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:49,375
‪-我不會讓他看的
‪-要啦！

1582
01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:51,208
‪聽著，他得接納全部的妳

1583
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:54,041
‪免得未來有一天妳稍微瘋一點

1584
01:17:54,125 --> 01:17:55,250
‪他就被妳嚇跑了

1585
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:57,458
‪我知道你覺得他不是很了解我

1586
01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:59,291
‪但我得說清楚，他…

1587
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:02,125
‪-他了解我的內在
‪-是這樣嗎？

1588
01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:05,875
‪那好，他最喜歡妳哪一點？

1589
01:18:06,833 --> 01:18:08,041
‪太多了

1590
01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,958
‪我確定他曾說過
‪“知道我喜歡妳什麼嗎？妳…

1591
01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:13,750
‪他說過喜歡我…

1592
01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:16,583
‪因為我是洛杉磯…

1593
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,500
‪最後一個正常的女生

1594
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:26,250
‪威絲，妳有很多特質
‪但妳絕對不太正常

1595
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,958
‪-我絕對不太正常
‪-沒錯

1596
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:29,708
‪你說得太好了

1597
01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:34,541
‪要我說的話，也許妳該跟會喜歡
‪那樣的妳的人在一起

1598
01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:40,208
‪我都不確定我會不會喜歡那樣的自己

1599
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:47,041
‪好吧

1600
01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:50,375
‪天啊，等等，我們到了

1601
01:18:54,916 --> 01:18:56,583
‪寫電郵給我

1602
01:18:56,916 --> 01:19:00,291
‪打給我、或傳簡訊，看妳方便
‪我想知道後續

1603
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:01,916
‪謝謝你陪我

1604
01:19:02,958 --> 01:19:04,958
‪不會，這很好玩

1605
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,375
‪我們玩得很開心

1606
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:07,875
‪-我玩得很開心
‪-對吧？

1607
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,708
‪-今天棒透了，謝謝妳
‪-我才該謝謝你

1608
01:19:10,791 --> 01:19:13,291
‪妳帶我經歷了一場冒險
‪我不是那麼愛冒險的人

1609
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:15,250
‪我真的不是

1610
01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:19,041
‪我這人就是有點瘋癲

1611
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,291
‪我覺得那也很好

1612
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:23,333
‪謝了

1613
01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:36,708
‪好

1614
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,875
‪-我該走了
‪-好

1615
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,041
‪好了

1616
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:46,125
‪好

1617
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,500
‪-好啦，掰
‪-對，好

1618
01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,125
‪就是這樣

1619
01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:53,208
‪放輕鬆點

1620
01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,791
‪-天啊，傑瑞！
‪-嗨

1621
01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:16,833
‪-嗨！你沒事吧？
‪-妳真的來了，嗨

1622
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,291
‪開玩笑的，我好得很

1623
01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:21,625
‪天啊，你嚇到我了，他沒事啦

1624
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,833
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

1625
01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:25,000
‪我好想你

1626
01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:27,083
‪終於到了，謝謝你

1627
01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:28,750
‪謝謝

1628
01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:32,500
‪-我親自帶你去登機吧
‪-不了，我可以帶他去登機

1629
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,041
‪-請好好照顧他，他很虛弱
‪-我會的，他是我的

1630
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,750
‪謝了，皮拉

1631
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:40,250
‪她真的離不開你耶，我們回洛杉磯吧

1632
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:41,666
‪期待嗎？

1633
01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:43,250
‪回到文明世界

1634
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,541
‪-正是
‪-還有空調

1635
01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:47,750
‪再加上兩千封電郵

1636
01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:49,666
‪妳覺得我的手機還有電嗎？

1637
01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:51,708
‪應該沒電了

1638
01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:54,041
‪-你根本不該揹行李
‪-這只是…

1639
01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:55,166
‪我沒事…

1640
01:20:55,791 --> 01:20:57,041
‪-天啊
‪-交給我吧

1641
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:59,750
‪你什麼都不該做

1642
01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:01,916
‪-像是拿著筆電
‪-嘿，威絲，妳在這裡呀

1643
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,125
‪-看看是誰到了機場
‪-嗨

1644
01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:05,750
‪二位好

1645
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:09,458
‪我剛從洛杉磯過來，這是傑瑞

1646
01:21:09,541 --> 01:21:11,666
‪-嗨
‪-傑瑞，這兩位是我…

1647
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:12,750
‪認識的人

1648
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:14,333
‪嘿，傑瑞

1649
01:21:14,416 --> 01:21:18,041
‪-傑瑞最近受了重傷
‪-我通常不會這樣出現的

1650
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,500
‪-你不必擔心，她很會照顧人
‪-她超貼心、超無私的

1651
01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:24,000
‪-簡直是南丁格爾
‪-沒錯

1652
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,458
‪-遇到妳們真好，好啦
‪-很高興認識你

1653
01:21:27,541 --> 01:21:30,458
‪-等不及能再巧遇到你們了
‪-真的，別像我一樣受傷了

1654
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,958
‪-或是晚一點
‪-我真的不記得她們了

1655
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,416
‪好啦

1656
01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:42,500
‪再吃點止痛藥，讓你好好睡一覺吧？

1657
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,291
‪不，我不想吃藥

1658
01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:47,166
‪這要是不安全的話
‪醫生怎麼會開給你…

1659
01:21:47,583 --> 01:21:49,333
‪-好吧
‪-還任你吃到飽呢？

1660
01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:50,958
‪-拿去
‪-謝謝

1661
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:52,333
‪晚安

1662
01:21:56,416 --> 01:21:57,250
‪吞下去了嗎？

1663
01:21:58,166 --> 01:22:00,083
‪哎呀，好久不見

1664
01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:01,541
‪-你好
‪-嗨

1665
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,833
‪-旅途平安
‪-妳也是

1666
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:07,125
‪她們真是無所不在

1667
01:22:18,458 --> 01:22:19,958
‪-嘿
‪-怎了？

1668
01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:21,125
‪寶貝，你看那邊

1669
01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:22,416
‪那個男的

1670
01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:27,750
‪他在幹嘛？超誇張的

1671
01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:30,833
‪-還好吧，只是腳而已
‪-“只是腳而已”？

1672
01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:32,416
‪他應該被禁止登機耶

1673
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,750
‪-別小題大作
‪-真噁心

1674
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:35,875
‪好嗎？

1675
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:40,250
‪什麼？

1676
01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:48,916
‪傑瑞？

1677
01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:16,041
‪（致傑瑞史特林
‪以免你擔心，我可好得很）

1678
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:18,708
‪（除了五天前
‪你上了我之後就搞消失以外）

1679
01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,791
‪（這跟你小時候
‪從你死去的老爸身上…）

1680
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:34,458
‪傑瑞…

1681
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:38,166
‪抱歉，你醒了嗎？

1682
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:40,166
‪什麼？我醒了

1683
01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,458
‪要把這個…

1684
01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:44,500
‪給你看…

1685
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,833
‪我真的也很擔心，但我得告訴你

1686
01:23:47,791 --> 01:23:48,958
‪你消失的那五天裡

1687
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,291
‪我寫了一封電郵給你

1688
01:23:52,375 --> 01:23:55,333
‪我那時有點…失控了

1689
01:23:56,166 --> 01:23:58,250
‪我得把內容給你看

1690
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,500
‪妳是怎麼解鎖我手機的…

1691
01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:04,458
‪-我剛用你的臉解鎖了
‪-這是…

1692
01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:06,333
‪好吧

1693
01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:12,041
‪你開始看了嗎？

1694
01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:14,000
‪開始了

1695
01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:18,666
‪-我知道…
‪-哇，這也太惡毒了

1696
01:24:19,041 --> 01:24:20,583
‪我知道，我很抱歉

1697
01:24:21,166 --> 01:24:22,916
‪如果我們還要繼續交往

1698
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:27,083
‪你就得認識我的好跟壞

1699
01:24:27,166 --> 01:24:28,750
‪而這封郵件就是我最壞的時候

1700
01:24:29,666 --> 01:24:31,916
‪-這裡提到了我爸，這…
‪-對不起

1701
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:32,875
‪我知道

1702
01:24:32,958 --> 01:24:34,500
‪那只是那天晚上的我

1703
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,291
‪還是在你消失五天後

1704
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:40,208
‪-這很傷人
‪-我希望我們之間能坦承

1705
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:43,375
‪就像讓我們的鬍子都長出來一樣

1706
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:44,958
‪“我們的鬍子”？

1707
01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:47,750
‪我會長鬍子，我就是這個意思

1708
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:49,708
‪你不知道這件事，但你應該要知道

1709
01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:53,000
‪如果我不處理，我也會長出鬍子

1710
01:24:54,166 --> 01:24:58,416
‪重點是，現在沒有遮掩了

1711
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:01,375
‪我只想向你坦承
‪好的壞的都想讓你知道

1712
01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:04,041
‪我們不必假裝，也不必假裝完美了

1713
01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:06,541
‪妳一直都在假裝？

1714
01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:08,625
‪你不想認識真正的我嗎？

1715
01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:10,333
‪不想

1716
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:14,333
‪我要的是以前那個女孩

1717
01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:18,625
‪這女人…超瘋的

1718
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,083
‪傑瑞，拜託你不要這樣

1719
01:25:21,625 --> 01:25:22,833
‪-不好意思
‪-等等

1720
01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:24,666
‪-小姐？
‪-你在做什麼？

1721
01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:27,625
‪你們還有空位嗎？

1722
01:25:28,250 --> 01:25:30,166
‪麻煩讓這個陌生人移過去

1723
01:25:30,250 --> 01:25:32,083
‪讓她跟其他騙子坐在一起

1724
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:34,000
‪不用這樣，算了

1725
01:25:34,458 --> 01:25:36,333
‪你不用污辱我，我走就是了

1726
01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:39,166
‪我真的很抱歉
‪我對這一切感到很抱歉

1727
01:25:47,416 --> 01:25:49,333
‪凱莉？布魯克？

1728
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:51,083
‪凱莉

1729
01:26:03,791 --> 01:26:05,250
‪真的很對不起

1730
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:31,250
‪請注意，746班機的行李

1731
01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:33,333
‪請至行李轉盤B領取

1732
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:38,125
‪746班機的行李請至行李轉盤B領取

1733
01:26:39,916 --> 01:26:41,500
‪姐妹，妳會沒事的

1734
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:43,750
‪什麼爛旅行，真是個天大的錯誤

1735
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:45,041
‪就是說呀

1736
01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:49,625
‪老實說傑瑞對女人的標準才荒謬

1737
01:26:49,708 --> 01:26:51,375
‪我又不是什麼完美嬌妻

1738
01:26:51,791 --> 01:26:54,541
‪沒人愛一定很難受吧？

1739
01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:56,666
‪什麼？

1740
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,666
‪妳在幹嘛…妳是在汙辱我嗎？

1741
01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:00,458
‪-妳在做什麼？
‪-威絲…

1742
01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:03,458
‪我們只是覺得有點被忽視了而已

1743
01:27:04,041 --> 01:27:06,166
‪抱歉我是有一點…

1744
01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:09,166
‪沉迷在傑瑞身上了

1745
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,500
‪“有一點”？

1746
01:27:10,583 --> 01:27:11,958
‪她剛是說“有一點”嗎？

1747
01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:15,208
‪威絲，妳沉迷到整個人都瞎了

1748
01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:16,208
‪我知道

1749
01:27:16,291 --> 01:27:18,250
‪威絲莉，我要離婚

1750
01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:21,083
‪而凱莉要去領養一個嬰兒

1751
01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,916
‪什麼？這是什麼時候的事？

1752
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,250
‪我們才分開六小時而已

1753
01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:29,291
‪就是只需要這麼短的時間
‪因為妳不在場

1754
01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:32,708
‪沒吸走所有的能量
‪我們才有時間想清楚

1755
01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:33,875
‪太好了

1756
01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:37,083
‪妳們以超人般的速度
‪解決了自己的問題

1757
01:27:37,166 --> 01:27:39,083
‪抱歉我就是沒跟妳們在一起

1758
01:27:39,791 --> 01:27:42,000
‪威絲，妳說這種話時

1759
01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:44,875
‪聽起來妳就是不把我們的煩惱
‪放在心上

1760
01:27:46,833 --> 01:27:49,083
‪凱，我當然有放在心上

1761
01:27:49,166 --> 01:27:50,958
‪妳覺得妳的問題比較嚴重

1762
01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:51,875
‪是沒錯啊

1763
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,708
‪我每件事都做不好

1764
01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:56,750
‪原因就出在妳自己身上

1765
01:27:56,833 --> 01:27:58,250
‪妳以為我不知道嗎？

1766
01:27:58,541 --> 01:28:01,083
‪我每天都得面對，好嗎？

1767
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:03,291
‪我只有一個人，我孤立無援

1768
01:28:03,375 --> 01:28:05,750
‪-妳怎麼可以說這種話？
‪-因為這是真的呀！

1769
01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:10,166
‪妳有兩個無條件愛妳的摯友

1770
01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:13,041
‪我們才剛飛去他媽的墨西哥

1771
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:15,750
‪試著要挽救妳的人生耶

1772
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,458
‪這樣還不夠嗎？

1773
01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:20,833
‪因為這就是不夠呀

1774
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,541
‪我的天啊

1775
01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:28,958
‪我受夠了

1776
01:28:29,041 --> 01:28:30,708
‪-妳們要去…
‪-夠了，威絲莉

1777
01:28:30,791 --> 01:28:32,000
‪-別這樣
‪-我們先走了

1778
01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:33,750
‪-好啦，對不起嘛
‪-我們玩完了

1779
01:28:34,125 --> 01:28:36,416
‪不要走啦，那我該怎麼回家？

1780
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:38,958
‪我身上只有披索耶！

1781
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:05,083
‪（31個電郵通知）

1782
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:09,458
‪（加州失業局，妳的福利已過期）

1783
01:29:09,541 --> 01:29:11,000
‪（您已收到邀請，我升職了）

1784
01:29:11,083 --> 01:29:12,666
‪（交友網站，您有五個新配對）

1785
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:15,041
‪（婚禮通知
‪艾瑞克跟蘿倫要結婚了）

1786
01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:17,125
‪（求職網站，新工作通知）

1787
01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:19,208
‪（好酒商，下次寄送日期）

1788
01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,291
‪（給凱莉、布魯克
‪一切都是我不好）

1789
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:38,375
‪（等妳們準備好後，我很想聊聊）

1790
01:29:50,833 --> 01:29:54,333
‪妳好，威絲莉
‪我是阿特瓦德特許學校的道格艾文斯

1791
01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:57,375
‪我的好友西恩麥奎爾向我推薦妳

1792
01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:59,000
‪來應徵本校的諮商師一職

1793
01:29:59,166 --> 01:30:01,083
‪有興趣的話請回電給我，謝謝

1794
01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:06,333
‪（向世人展現自己）

1795
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:11,958
‪我們是由一群不滿現行學校
‪運行方式的家長所組成的

1796
01:30:12,041 --> 01:30:14,625
‪於是我們就自己來改善現況

1797
01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:16,958
‪你們實驗的方式真酷

1798
01:30:17,041 --> 01:30:20,541
‪我說真的，對了
‪我看了你們七年級的課綱後

1799
01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:21,958
‪我有一些想法

1800
01:30:22,916 --> 01:30:25,583
‪我在想…希望我沒有管太多

1801
01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:28,166
‪不，沒這回事
‪這就是我們錄取妳的原因

1802
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:31,541
‪我們就是想聽到妳的聲音
‪我很期待聽聽妳的想法

1803
01:30:31,625 --> 01:30:32,541
‪-謝了
‪-沒事

1804
01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:35,875
‪看來妳已經有訪客了

1805
01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:41,541
‪伊登威廉斯

1806
01:30:41,625 --> 01:30:44,000
‪傳了上空照給她男友，然後…

1807
01:30:44,333 --> 01:30:46,500
‪他轉寄給整個袋棍球隊了

1808
01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:52,125
‪-嗨，伊登
‪-嘿

1809
01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:57,083
‪-如果妳要我來…
‪-我沒問題

1810
01:30:57,166 --> 01:31:00,000
‪這種不幸的事算是我的專長

1811
01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:01,000
‪那就多謝了

1812
01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:06,041
‪沒事的，妳還好嗎？

1813
01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:31,375
‪這也沒什麼大不了的

1814
01:31:31,458 --> 01:31:34,291
‪我朋友只是忌妒我有男友
‪而她們沒有

1815
01:31:36,708 --> 01:31:38,625
‪妳知道什麼是愛嗎？

1816
01:31:38,708 --> 01:31:41,333
‪愛有時真的他媽的超瘋的！

1817
01:31:41,625 --> 01:31:43,000
‪不要告訴別人我講了髒話

1818
01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:45,208
‪沒錯，我跟蹤一個男人跑到墨西哥去

1819
01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:49,708
‪我被逮捕、還被電擊
‪而我現在根本也沒跟他交往

1820
01:31:51,333 --> 01:31:52,541
‪而妳的朋友？

1821
01:31:53,041 --> 01:31:55,625
‪她們才是那些能讓妳保持清醒的人

1822
01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:58,208
‪因為她們了解妳，她們會照顧妳

1823
01:31:58,541 --> 01:32:00,083
‪相信我，男人如衣服

1824
01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:02,583
‪但如果妳有幸能擁有幾個摯友

1825
01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:04,333
‪是我的話一定不會放手

1826
01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:06,208
‪那妳呢？

1827
01:32:07,416 --> 01:32:08,666
‪妳有好朋友嗎？

1828
01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:18,541
‪喂，布魯克，是威絲

1829
01:32:20,250 --> 01:32:21,166
‪我…

1830
01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:26,000
‪只是想打給妳，告訴妳我有多想念妳

1831
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:28,916
‪不知道妳最近好不好

1832
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,791
‪妳跟戴夫還好嗎？

1833
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:36,541
‪不知道妳最近有沒有去找凱莉

1834
01:32:36,625 --> 01:32:40,666
‪我就在附近，如果妳也在附近
‪或是想聊聊

1835
01:32:42,041 --> 01:32:43,500
‪我真的很想跟妳說說話

1836
01:32:46,625 --> 01:32:48,125
‪布魯克，我待會再打給妳

1837
01:32:48,541 --> 01:32:50,458
‪凱文，過來，老兄

1838
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:51,625
‪凱文

1839
01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:57,041
‪凱文

1840
01:33:04,375 --> 01:33:05,458
‪天啊

1841
01:33:11,958 --> 01:33:12,791
‪凱文

1842
01:33:17,125 --> 01:33:18,000
‪凱文

1843
01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:21,458
‪凱文

1844
01:33:22,916 --> 01:33:23,916
‪凱文

1845
01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:27,041
‪過來

1846
01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:29,625
‪來嘛，老兄，配合一下

1847
01:33:29,708 --> 01:33:32,125
‪凱文，我這件褲子很高級耶

1848
01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,250
‪凱文！

1849
01:33:39,291 --> 01:33:40,291
‪凱莉

1850
01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:44,166
‪她要有寶寶了

1851
01:33:44,958 --> 01:33:46,250
‪我的天啊

1852
01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:51,166
‪凱文，你這納粹混帳！

1853
01:33:54,875 --> 01:33:58,583
‪-親愛的…威絲莉？
‪-這是怎麼一回事？

1854
01:33:59,791 --> 01:34:00,625
‪凱文？

1855
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:03,833
‪威絲莉？凱文？我來…

1856
01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:07,416
‪-他真的很暴力
‪-你乖…

1857
01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:12,083
‪對不起，我是想救…妳的貓

1858
01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:13,666
‪這是怎樣？

1859
01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:17,375
‪我知道妳們還在氣我
‪大概也不希望我出現在這裡

1860
01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:18,666
‪但我有件事想告訴妳們…

1861
01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:25,333
‪我在追凱文時

1862
01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:29,333
‪一直在想
‪為什麼這隻貓總是想跑出門？

1863
01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:33,250
‪你們是他能遇到最好的照顧者了

1864
01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:36,666
‪是真的，他個性這麼差

1865
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:38,791
‪還長得跟希特勒一樣

1866
01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:40,416
‪你們餵他

1867
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:41,708
‪愛他

1868
01:34:42,416 --> 01:34:45,000
‪照顧他，於是我突然明白了

1869
01:34:46,958 --> 01:34:47,875
‪我就跟凱文一樣

1870
01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:49,458
‪什麼？

1871
01:34:50,208 --> 01:34:53,583
‪我缺點一堆、又難搞

1872
01:34:53,666 --> 01:34:55,916
‪也許還稍微壞掉了

1873
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:58,125
‪但妳們依然不帶偏見地愛著我

1874
01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:01,666
‪我只是覺得自己落後妳們了

1875
01:35:02,083 --> 01:35:04,375
‪但只要我有個男友就沒事

1876
01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:05,916
‪-我懂
‪-我懂

1877
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,833
‪我不需要男友

1878
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:11,625
‪-我很好是因為我有妳們
‪-沒錯

1879
01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:17,000
‪就像凱文一樣
‪我也把妳們的存在當作理所當然

1880
01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:18,291
‪就是說呀

1881
01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:20,583
‪所以我很抱歉

1882
01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:21,958
‪什麼？

1883
01:35:22,041 --> 01:35:24,000
‪-她是說“我很抱歉”嗎？
‪-我聽不清楚

1884
01:35:24,083 --> 01:35:25,708
‪我真的很抱歉，我…

1885
01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,041
‪求妳們原諒我吧

1886
01:35:29,166 --> 01:35:31,333
‪我明白這很複雜

1887
01:35:32,041 --> 01:35:34,041
‪女士，妳一定是一頭霧水

1888
01:35:34,625 --> 01:35:36,125
‪請妳一定要明白，凱莉跟泰德

1889
01:35:36,208 --> 01:35:38,375
‪一定會好好照顧妳的寶寶

1890
01:35:40,708 --> 01:35:44,541
‪威絲莉，這位是科威國際不動產的
‪諾威爾葛瑞

1891
01:35:45,416 --> 01:35:46,541
‪她來幫我們賣房子

1892
01:35:46,625 --> 01:35:48,625
‪我是賣房子的

1893
01:35:48,875 --> 01:35:51,416
‪我完全誤會了

1894
01:35:57,833 --> 01:35:58,750
‪這是…

1895
01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:02,333
‪嗨，你好嗎？

1896
01:36:02,416 --> 01:36:04,875
‪妳好呀，哇…

1897
01:36:05,166 --> 01:36:06,958
‪-妳氣色很好
‪-謝謝，你也是

1898
01:36:07,041 --> 01:36:08,916
‪妳怎麼會在這裡？

1899
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:12,958
‪我正在看你的IG，你在這裡打卡了

1900
01:36:13,416 --> 01:36:15,208
‪我大概不該承認這一點

1901
01:36:15,291 --> 01:36:19,125
‪但我只想保持真實
‪也想坦承面對自己的怪

1902
01:36:19,208 --> 01:36:22,666
‪-沒錯
‪-想說我可以來打聲招呼

1903
01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:24,625
‪-當然了
‪-你朋友呢？

1904
01:36:26,541 --> 01:36:28,333
‪-我朋友呢？
‪-天啊

1905
01:36:29,291 --> 01:36:30,583
‪我來得不是時候嗎？

1906
01:36:31,083 --> 01:36:33,458
‪有一點，我…

1907
01:36:34,416 --> 01:36:36,458
‪-妳好
‪-糟了

1908
01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:39,166
‪-這是怎麼一回事？快速約會？
‪-不是的

1909
01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:42,333
‪這位是威絲莉

1910
01:36:42,458 --> 01:36:45,750
‪-我們是老朋友了
‪-沒錯

1911
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:48,500
‪這位是艾倫，我們正在…

1912
01:36:48,583 --> 01:36:49,500
‪盲目約會

1913
01:36:49,583 --> 01:36:51,875
‪-沒錯，大概就是這樣
‪-真的說出口還挺怪的

1914
01:36:51,958 --> 01:36:54,125
‪-朋友安排我們見面
‪-哇

1915
01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:56,041
‪太好了

1916
01:36:56,125 --> 01:36:58,041
‪-棒透了
‪-她說她知道一個很不錯的男生

1917
01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:00,958
‪我心想反正我週三也沒事，所以…

1918
01:37:01,333 --> 01:37:03,958
‪沒事的，我太多話了，好尷尬

1919
01:37:04,041 --> 01:37:06,458
‪-妳…妳坐著好了
‪-不了

1920
01:37:06,541 --> 01:37:08,000
‪我要打給我媽

1921
01:37:08,583 --> 01:37:11,916
‪昨天她的地下室淹水了
‪我得關心她一下

1922
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,583
‪-不會吧
‪-你們坐吧

1923
01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:15,416
‪你們很久沒見面了吧

1924
01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:20,416
‪希望她媽想到解決辦法了

1925
01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:23,583
‪我很快就會離開

1926
01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:26,083
‪我真的應該好好謝你

1927
01:37:26,583 --> 01:37:29,541
‪你真的向阿特瓦德推薦我了？

1928
01:37:29,625 --> 01:37:32,166
‪-沒錯
‪-謝謝你，我應徵上了

1929
01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:34,291
‪我知道…

1930
01:37:34,375 --> 01:37:36,041
‪那沒什麼，總是有人來找我

1931
01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:38,666
‪問我有沒有推薦的諮商師

1932
01:37:38,750 --> 01:37:39,625
‪是喔？

1933
01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:41,791
‪諮商師跟藥頭，就這兩種

1934
01:37:41,875 --> 01:37:43,458
‪謝謝你推薦我去當諮商師

1935
01:37:43,541 --> 01:37:46,250
‪-就是我
‪-我會努力保住這份工作的

1936
01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:47,875
‪若被開除，妳可以當藥頭呀

1937
01:37:47,958 --> 01:37:49,333
‪-對耶
‪-對呀

1938
01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:51,583
‪妳還有很多選擇

1939
01:37:51,666 --> 01:37:54,750
‪-見到你真好
‪-妳也是

1940
01:37:56,416 --> 01:37:58,708
‪我有事要告訴你
‪我知道這聽起來很怪

1941
01:37:58,791 --> 01:38:01,500
‪因為你正在約會，但是…

1942
01:38:04,333 --> 01:38:05,416
‪我對你有好感

1943
01:38:06,541 --> 01:38:09,500
‪我知道我很迷傑瑞，但他不適合我

1944
01:38:10,125 --> 01:38:13,250
‪我覺得在你身邊，我可以做自己

1945
01:38:15,708 --> 01:38:16,791
‪要是我們…

1946
01:38:18,291 --> 01:38:19,791
‪就試試看呢？

1947
01:38:21,375 --> 01:38:22,708
‪我也對妳有好感，我…

1948
01:38:25,916 --> 01:38:26,875
‪但是？

1949
01:38:26,958 --> 01:38:30,625
‪威絲，我…還沒準備好

1950
01:38:31,083 --> 01:38:33,333
‪你現在正在跟別人約會耶

1951
01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:35,666
‪這只是約會

1952
01:38:37,416 --> 01:38:39,875
‪我們在墨西哥是真的心靈相通

1953
01:38:40,375 --> 01:38:43,416
‪妳不只是個約會對象

1954
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:46,208
‪妳值得再次陷入愛河

1955
01:38:48,208 --> 01:38:49,833
‪我能再跟別人認真談感情嗎？

1956
01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:51,916
‪我也想說我準備好了，但老實說…

1957
01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:56,791
‪我真的不清楚

1958
01:38:59,875 --> 01:39:01,708
‪好吧，抱歉打擾了

1959
01:39:02,083 --> 01:39:04,500
‪-謝了，西恩
‪-威絲

1960
01:39:11,083 --> 01:39:12,041
‪嘿

1961
01:39:15,541 --> 01:39:16,541
‪所以…

1962
01:39:17,666 --> 01:39:18,916
‪地下室沒問題

1963
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:20,250
‪但我哥不見了

1964
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:23,000
‪抱歉，你說什麼？

1965
01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,375
‪根本就在約會

1966
01:39:31,375 --> 01:39:32,250
‪威絲

1967
01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:36,958
‪聽著…

1968
01:39:38,250 --> 01:39:40,041
‪我不該這麼快就認識別人的

1969
01:39:40,125 --> 01:39:43,208
‪我只是…還在適應

1970
01:39:44,791 --> 01:39:46,833
‪天啊，你不用說這種話

1971
01:39:46,916 --> 01:39:49,666
‪我真的沒事，我很好

1972
01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:53,583
‪問題就是這個，威絲
‪我不想只是“很好”

1973
01:39:54,875 --> 01:39:57,333
‪我想要更多，我想要…

1974
01:39:57,875 --> 01:39:59,791
‪在路邊翻車

1975
01:40:00,291 --> 01:40:01,791
‪跟妳一起…

1976
01:40:02,750 --> 01:40:03,583
‪對山羊大吼

1977
01:40:03,833 --> 01:40:06,291
‪我想看妳跳舞

1978
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:07,750
‪就算妳是個舞癡

1979
01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:11,250
‪威絲，妳既不修邊幅

1980
01:40:12,250 --> 01:40:13,583
‪又複雜

1981
01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:15,708
‪又這麼做自己

1982
01:40:16,625 --> 01:40:18,416
‪我很久沒有這種感覺了

1983
01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:21,041
‪我希望這不會結束

1984
01:40:21,125 --> 01:40:22,666
‪我也不想，西恩

1985
01:40:23,875 --> 01:40:24,875
‪威絲莉達亞

1986
01:40:26,541 --> 01:40:27,458
‪妳願意嫁給我嗎？

1987
01:40:27,541 --> 01:40:28,666
‪-什麼？
‪-什麼？

1988
01:40:29,833 --> 01:40:32,625
‪開玩笑的啦，我沒有要娶妳
‪但我想跟妳交往

1989
01:40:32,708 --> 01:40:35,875
‪不然你以為我怎麼會在這裡？
‪我一直都在想著你…

1990
01:40:44,625 --> 01:40:45,625
‪可惡

1991
01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:48,166
‪喂？

1992
01:40:48,833 --> 01:40:51,250
‪對，盲目約會泡湯了

1993
01:40:51,333 --> 01:40:53,708
‪因為他正在街上親另一個女生

1994
01:40:54,125 --> 01:40:56,375
‪我是說真的
‪為什麼我老是碰上這種事？

1995
01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:43,000
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