6 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:48,642 ♫ 7 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,678 - Ian, please! Could you just calm down? 8 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,976 - He did not know I took the car. 9 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,676 He will be absolutely fucking furious. 10 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,115 - Your dad doesn't have to find out. 11 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,584 We can come back and get it tomorrow 12 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,018 when we have the keys! 13 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,386 - Fuck! 14 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,142 Don't even think for half a second 15 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,940 you're going to break open that car, mate. 16 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,210 So get out of my face. 17 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,620 What are you fucking looking at? 18 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,595 Stop looking at my girlfriend, midget! 19 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,188 - Ian, please! 20 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,426 - You want to fucky-fucky her? 21 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,092 No way in hell, 'cause let me tell you, 22 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,568 there's only one guy who fucks her, 23 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,865 and I fuck her real good, 24 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,065 so go home and fuck mom now, you demented dwarf! 25 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,501 No, please! 26 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,597 Please, no! 27 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,774 No, please! 28 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,936 Please, plea... 29 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,535 Don't! 30 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,309 Ian! 31 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,581 - Hey, I hope you're not time-wasting, you. 32 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,283 I've got a dozen people waiting to look at this place, 33 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,258 most of them paying cash as well. 34 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,454 You got cash? 35 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:47,693 Right, the light switch is somewhere here I think. 36 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,418 - Hey, come on, let's get this fucking lease signed, hey? 37 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,972 - Hi, this is Marc from USA Actors Management 38 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,910 regarding your audition request for our clients 39 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,174 Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura 40 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,738 from Human Centipede. 41 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,011 Neither is available for the auditions in London right now 42 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,416 because they're shooting a movie, 43 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,612 but thank you for the interest. 44 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,178 Maybe We can do something in the future. 45 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,780 Good-bye. 46 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,455 - Stop them tears. 47 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,398 You're just making Daddy's Willy harder. 48 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,905 Oh, my God. 49 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,940 Have you shit yourself again? 50 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,318 You swine. 51 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,482 I've called Dr. Sebring, and he's waiting. 52 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,923 Get up! 53 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,011 Hello, Martin. 54 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,639 Mmm. 55 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,883 Martin... 56 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,360 come and join us. 57 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,091 Well.. 58 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:07,723 Martin, I have your Ventolin. 59 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,600 Martin, I'm here today 60 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,636 because your mother is very worried about you. 61 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,114 - He keeps on talking about a centipede 62 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,139 with 12 people. 63 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,677 What does that mean? 64 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,652 - Now, let's see. 65 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:44,166 A centipede can be considered a phallic symbol. 66 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,727 Centipedes are very aggressive creatures. 67 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,638 Their bite can be very painful. 68 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:54,941 Maybe he is connecting the pain that a centipede inflicts 69 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,674 with the pain inflicted on him 70 00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:01,481 through years of psychological and sexual abuse by his father. 71 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,286 - I miss my husband. 72 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:17,195 And it's your fault that he's in prison! 73 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:21,535 - Sometimes people that are mentally challenged 74 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:29,069 and have a history of sexual abuse... 75 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,810 mutilate their own sexual organs. 76 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,563 I'm sorry. I going to have to go. 77 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,997 There's nothing to worry about. 78 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,467 I'm sure it's just a passing phase. 79 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,367 Hmm? 80 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,070 Martin. 81 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:04,343 Ah. You're a good boy. 82 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,372 Mrs. Lomax. 83 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,397 - I've decided to kill us both. 84 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:38,404 ♫ 85 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,884 This music is driving me crazy! 86 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,716 I can't stand this any more! 87 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,854 He can't stand it any more! 88 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,354 Come on, tell him. 89 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:32,267 Be a man like your father. 90 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,238 - Stop fucking bothering me, you retard. 91 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:39,073 I play my fucking music as loud as I fucking want, okay? 92 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,635 - Kill us both. I'm begging you. 93 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,807 - Shut your fucking mouth, you old cunt. 94 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:48,444 What the fuck? 95 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,588 - I will play my music so fucking loud, 96 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,319 it's going to make your fucking ears bleed 97 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,519 you cock-sucking dwarf. 98 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,460 Next time, you batter that fucking ceiling, 99 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,694 I'm gonna come down and break your fucking neck, 100 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:03,927 Fuck! 101 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,958 Fucking little cocksucker. 102 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,437 Don't fucking bang that fucking ceiling 103 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,873 any-fucking-more, okay? 104 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,900 You cock-sucking retard! 105 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,297 - The lips from B and C 106 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:50,770 and the anus of A and B are out circular 107 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,912 along the border between skin and mucosa, 108 00:22:55,941 --> 00:23:00,287 the mucus cutaneous zone... 109 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:04,089 the circular mucosa and skin parts 110 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:10,533 of anus and mouth from A to B and B to C. 111 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:14,060 Connecting the pedicellated grafts 112 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:21,568 to the chin-cheek incisions from A to B, connected... 113 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,912 Ingestion by A 114 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,889 passing through B 115 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:37,827 to the excretion of C. 116 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:45,362 A human centipede... 117 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,598 first sequence. 118 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,905 ♫ 119 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:31,476 - Will you give me a high five when we get there? 120 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,243 - Hey. 121 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,238 - Shh, shh. 122 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,856 My lead. 123 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,883 My lead. 124 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,123 Hey, man. 125 00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,424 - Hey, man. 126 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,003 - Ja, komm. 127 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,680 Yeah! Yeah, come up here. 128 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,844 Come up, oh, yeah! 129 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,081 Yeah. Yeah! 130 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,521 Very good! 131 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,853 Yeah! 132 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,826 I did ff!' 133 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,740 - Whoo-hoo! 134 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,904 - Why do these stupid things never work? 135 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,912 - Oh, Valerie! 136 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,445 It's that guy from the club! 137 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:51,827 - Shh! There's... 138 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,263 Babe, there's a midget wanking in there. 139 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,739 - You are drunk, love. 140 00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:57,832 - No, seriously! 141 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,446 - Hi, this is Arianne 142 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,425 from Creative Acting Talent Management. 143 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,120 You called us with an audition request 144 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,651 for our client actress Miss Yennie 145 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,856 from The Human Centipede. 146 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,262 I just spoke to Miss Yennie, 147 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:11,028 and she is very, very excited and available 148 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:14,196 to fly to London to audition for the new Tarantino film. 149 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:18,231 Could you please contact me ASAP on my cell phone, 150 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:22,473 713-499-0913. 151 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,744 Thanks. B ye-bye. 152 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:36,683 - You can't do this. 153 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,457 It's a film. 154 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:46,129 The Human Centipede is a fucking film. 155 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:49,867 He is going to stitch us up. 156 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:54,002 He is going to stitch us up ass to mouth. 157 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:57,836 Help! 158 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,181 Help! 159 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,717 - Stop them tears. 160 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,348 You're just making Daddy's Willy harder. 161 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,353 - What is this? 162 00:35:56,188 --> 00:36:00,330 100% medically accurate? 163 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,370 Mouth to anus? 164 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,009 One digestive system? 165 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:16,008 Is this a perverted film you've been talking about? 166 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:27,310 - I want all this filth out of my house! 167 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,781 ♫ 168 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:47,015 - Fuck! 169 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,290 Doh! Fuckin' hell! 170 00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:53,489 Ahhhhh! 171 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:54,724 Gahhh! 172 00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,060 Fuck! 173 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,127 Oh, fuck! 174 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,705 ♫ 175 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,801 - Swallow it, bitch. 176 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,576 Swallow up. 177 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,249 - Feed her. 178 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,846 Feed her! 179 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,084 Ahhh! 180 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:59,511 - That was fucking sensational. 181 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,581 And you know what? 182 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,429 Yeah. 183 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,624 How you doing, doc? 184 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,267 Oh, I rather fuck that retarded boy, 185 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,796 but...this'll do. 186 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,069 - I know a place in Thailand 187 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:22,135 where they specialize in that sort of thing. 188 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,043 Oh, yeah. 189 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,571 Oh, yeah, she's a good one. 190 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,982 - How much to fuck you up the arse, darling? 191 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:33,786 - For you, darling, 50. 192 00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,432 - Jesus. 193 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,299 Who the fuck are you? 194 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:51,034 What the fuck have you done to yourself? 195 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:56,943 That's right. Have a good stare. 196 00:43:56,968 --> 00:44:00,541 Have a good fucking stare, you little fucking pervert! 197 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:02,346 Fuck off now 198 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,377 before I get out of this car and smash your fucking face in! 199 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,445 Don't! 200 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,865 - No, please. Please! 201 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,188 - Martin? 202 00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:51,190 Martin, it's me, Dr. Sebring. 203 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,527 So... 204 00:44:56,561 --> 00:44:57,801 this is where you work. 205 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,903 This isn't right, Martin. 206 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:06,211 What you're doing, 207 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:10,617 it's wrong. 208 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:14,179 Martin, I can help you, 209 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:19,525 but you have to put the gun down. 210 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,190 Imagine what your father would say if... 211 00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:32,331 Martin, Martin, no, Martin! 212 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:44,476 Please. 213 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,448 I'll do anything you want. 214 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,815 Please! 215 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:52,309 I won't tell- I won't tell no one nothing. 216 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,515 You fucking... 217 00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,928 Someone help me! 218 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,411 - Hi, Martin, this is Arianne, Miss Yennie's manager. 219 00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,577 I Wanted to confirm that Miss Yennie is not delayed 220 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:58,177 and will be landing this morning 221 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,053 on London's Heathrow Airport at 6:00 am. your time. 222 00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,183 I understand your driver will be picking her up. 223 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,659 I hope she does a great audition. 224 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:07,253 Thanks. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye! 225 00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:36,481 - God, I cannot believe I am here 226 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:39,984 auditioning for a Quentin Tarantino film. 227 00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:42,896 My agents are so excited about this. 228 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:47,930 I should probably call them, 229 00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:51,600 tell them I landed and, you know, I'm on my way. 230 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,378 - Have you seen The Human Centipede? 231 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:02,284 - I was really drawn to the film 232 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:03,910 because of the medical aspect of it. 233 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,386 If you were a surgeon, 234 00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:07,912 you could actually perform that surgery. 235 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,425 It's just so scary. 236 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,591 It was so grueling being on all fours, 237 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,328 so I demanded in my contract that I had to have 238 00:49:18,356 --> 00:49:20,097 an hour-long massage every night. 239 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:23,003 I mean, why would I not demand that in my contract? 240 00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:24,973 Oh, and the rest of the cast, 241 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,499 we all took showers before we shot the centipede stuff, 242 00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:30,239 because I mean, you're close to someone's butt, 243 00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,544 and you don't want to smell anything and... 244 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,345 or, you know, whatever. 245 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:35,874 I'm kind of a germaphobe. 246 00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:37,943 Um... 247 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,535 Oh, that must be Quentin's car. 248 00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:06,709 Do you have an umbrella? 249 00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:10,378 Because this rain will ruin my hair. 250 00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:14,252 Okay. 251 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,382 Oh! 252 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:43,812 ♫ 253 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,001 ♫ 254 01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,304 ♫ 255 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,782 - Please, please. 256 01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:05,418 Please don't hurt me. 257 01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:07,394 Please. 258 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:09,693 I'll do everything. 259 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,444 - Hello, this Marc from USA Actors Management again. 260 01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:40,010 Please disregard my earlier message. 261 01:09:40,043 --> 01:09:41,818 Fortunately, Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura 262 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,380 were able to reschedule, 263 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,484 and they're really, really excited to come to London 264 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:46,789 for Mr. Tarantino's auditions. 265 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:47,886 I hope it's still possible. 266 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,225 I'm totally confident 267 01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:50,822 that they're gonna do very Well on this, 268 01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:52,457 so please call me back as soon as possible 269 01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:53,796 at this number to confirm. 270 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,063 Thanks very, very much. 271 01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:56,866 Talk to you soon. Good-bye. 272 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:16,718 - Ah! 273 01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:11,204 ♫