1 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:17,252 [girls whimpering] 2 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,892 [girls grunting] 3 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,241 [moans] 4 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:42,277 [sobbing] 5 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:44,149 [somber instrumental music] 6 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:48,642 ♫ 7 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:51,656 [birds squawking] 8 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,682 [birds chirping] 9 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,602 [coughing] 10 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,502 [rain pattering] 11 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:54,208 [thunder rumbling] 12 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,678 - Ian, please! Could you just calm down? 13 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,976 - He did not know I took the car. 14 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,676 He will be absolutely fucking furious. 15 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,115 - Your dad doesn't have to find out. 16 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,584 We can come back and get it tomorrow 17 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,018 when we have the keys! 18 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,386 - Fuck! 19 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,142 Don't even think for half a second 20 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,940 you're going to break open that car, mate. 21 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,210 So get out of my face. 22 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:03,279 [keys jingling] 23 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,620 What are you fucking looking at? 24 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,595 Stop looking at my girlfriend, midget! 25 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,188 - Ian, please! 26 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,426 - You want to fucky-fucky her? 27 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,092 No way in hell, 'cause let me tell you, 28 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,568 there's only one guy who fucks her, 29 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,865 and I fuck her real good, 30 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,065 so go home and fuck mom now, you demented dwarf! 31 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,232 [gunshot] 32 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,039 [screaming] 33 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,103 [gunshots] 34 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,273 [screaming] 35 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,645 [groaning] 36 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,446 [screams] 37 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,292 [crowbar clatters] 38 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,491 [panting] 39 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,501 No, please! 40 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,597 Please, no! 41 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,335 [screaming] 42 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,774 No, please! 43 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,936 Please, plea... 44 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,535 Don't! 45 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,309 Ian! 46 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:11,245 [coughing] 47 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:52,124 [engine revving] 48 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,240 [tires squealing] 49 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:05,937 [brakes screech] 50 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,371 [wheezing and coughing] 51 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,959 [inhaler hisses] 52 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,776 [audio rewinding] 53 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:34,321 [no audio] 54 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,833 [breathing deeply] 55 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:03,116 [moans] 56 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,581 - Hey, I hope you're not time-wasting, you. 57 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,283 I've got a dozen people waiting to look at this place, 58 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,258 most of them paying cash as well. 59 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,454 You got cash? 60 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:47,693 Right, the light switch is somewhere here I think. 61 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,638 [giggling] 62 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,418 - Hey, come on, let's get this fucking lease signed, hey? 63 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,658 [thunder booming] 64 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,699 [electricity crackles] 65 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,725 [thunder rumbling] 66 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,623 [inhaler hisses] 67 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,154 [coughing] 68 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,809 [screaming] 69 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,246 [grunting] 70 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,982 [electricity crackles] 71 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,179 [screaming] 72 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,083 [cell phone ringing] 73 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,362 [phone keypad beeping] 74 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,972 - Hi, this is Marc from USA Actors Management 75 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,910 regarding your audition request for our clients 76 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,174 Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura 77 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,738 from Human Centipede. 78 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,011 Neither is available for the auditions in London right now 79 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,416 because they're shooting a movie, 80 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,612 but thank you for the interest. 81 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,178 Maybe We can do something in the future. 82 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,780 Good-bye. 83 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:31,378 [baby crying] 84 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,455 - Stop them tears. 85 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,398 You're just making Daddy's Willy harder. 86 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,835 [baby continues crying] 87 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,166 [floorboard creaking] 88 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,365 [electricity crackles] 89 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,566 [crying STOPS] 90 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,767 [insect buzzing] 91 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,778 [clock ticking] 92 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,377 [sniffs] 93 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,905 Oh, my God. 94 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,940 Have you shit yourself again? 95 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,318 You swine. 96 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,482 I've called Dr. Sebring, and he's waiting. 97 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,923 Get up! 98 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,926 [pots clanging] 99 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,975 [door creaks] 100 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,452 [sighs] 101 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,011 Hello, Martin. 102 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,240 [moans] 103 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,186 [squealing] 104 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,411 [chuckles] 105 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,639 Mmm. 106 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,883 Martin... 107 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,360 come and join us. 108 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,091 Well.. 109 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:07,723 Martin, I have your Ventolin. 110 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,600 Martin, I'm here today 111 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,636 because your mother is very worried about you. 112 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,114 - He keeps on talking about a centipede 113 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,139 with 12 people. 114 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,677 What does that mean? 115 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,652 - Now, let's see. 116 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:44,166 A centipede can be considered a phallic symbol. 117 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,727 Centipedes are very aggressive creatures. 118 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,638 Their bite can be very painful. 119 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:54,941 Maybe he is connecting the pain that a centipede inflicts 120 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,674 with the pain inflicted on him 121 00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:01,481 through years of psychological and sexual abuse by his father. 122 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,286 - I miss my husband. 123 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:17,195 And it's your fault that he's in prison! 124 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:21,535 - Sometimes people that are mentally challenged 125 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:29,069 and have a history of sexual abuse... 126 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,810 mutilate their own sexual organs. 127 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,563 I'm sorry. I going to have to go. 128 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,997 There's nothing to worry about. 129 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,467 I'm sure it's just a passing phase. 130 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,367 Hmm? 131 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,070 Martin. 132 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:04,343 Ah. You're a good boy. 133 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,372 Mrs. Lomax. 134 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,397 - I've decided to kill us both. 135 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,411 [bass music thumping] 136 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:38,404 ♫ 137 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,884 This music is driving me crazy! 138 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,716 I can't stand this any more! 139 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,992 [knocking at door] 140 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,854 He can't stand it any more! 141 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,354 Come on, tell him. 142 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:32,267 Be a man like your father. 143 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,238 - Stop fucking bothering me, you retard. 144 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:39,073 I play my fucking music as loud as I fucking want, okay? 145 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,635 - Kill us both. I'm begging you. 146 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,807 - Shut your fucking mouth, you old cunt. 147 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:48,444 What the fuck? 148 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,648 [screaming] 149 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,588 - I will play my music so fucking loud, 150 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,319 it's going to make your fucking ears bleed 151 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,519 you cock-sucking dwarf. 152 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,460 Next time, you batter that fucking ceiling, 153 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,694 I'm gonna come down and break your fucking neck, 154 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:03,927 Fuck! 155 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,958 Fucking little cocksucker. 156 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,437 Don't fucking bang that fucking ceiling 157 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,873 any-fucking-more, okay? 158 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,900 You cock-sucking retard! 159 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,452 [zipper unzips] 160 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,690 [grunts and sniffles] 161 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,297 - The lips from B and C 162 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:50,770 and the anus of A and B are out circular 163 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,912 along the border between skin and mucosa, 164 00:22:55,941 --> 00:23:00,287 the mucus cutaneous zone... 165 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:04,089 the circular mucosa and skin parts 166 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:10,533 of anus and mouth from A to B and B to C. 167 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:14,060 Connecting the pedicellated grafts 168 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:21,568 to the chin-cheek incisions from A to B, connected... 169 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,912 Ingestion by A 170 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,889 passing through B 171 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:37,827 to the excretion of C. 172 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:45,362 A human centipede... 173 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,598 first sequence. 174 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:49,731 [Woman sobbing on video] 175 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,764 [man screaming on video] 176 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:59,883 [ominous music] 177 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,905 ♫ 178 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:31,476 - Will you give me a high five when we get there? 179 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,213 [baby crying] 180 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,243 - Hey. 181 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:53,329 [tires squealing] 182 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,532 [gunshots] 183 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:56,631 [glass shattering] 184 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,697 [brakes screech] 185 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,641 [woman screaming] 186 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,667 [crowbar clanging] 187 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,710 [baby crying] 188 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:12,314 [woman screaming] 189 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,318 [whimpering] 190 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,238 - Shh, shh. 191 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:39,272 [babbling] 192 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,363 [woman sobbing] 193 00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:14,140 [coughing] 194 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,224 [wheezing] 195 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,439 [inhaler hisses] 196 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,856 [Whispers] My lead. 197 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,883 My lead. 198 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,123 Hey, man. 199 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,221 - [mutters] 200 00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,424 - Hey, man. 201 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:09,990 - [muttering] 202 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:13,367 [speaking German] 203 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:17,772 - [grunting] 204 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,003 - Ja, komm. 205 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,036 [moaning and grunting] 206 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,775 [speaking indistinctly] 207 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,680 Yeah! Yeah, come up here. 208 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,844 Come up, oh, yeah! 209 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,081 Yeah. Yeah! 210 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,521 Very good! 211 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,853 Yeah! 212 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,826 I did ff!' 213 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,489 [cackles] 214 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,692 [speaking indistinctly] 215 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,065 [camera clicks and whirs] 216 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:48,071 [all sobbing] 217 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:54,271 [man speaking Japanese] 218 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,928 [inhales sharply] 219 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:24,366 [moaning] 220 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,740 - Whoo-hoo! 221 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,904 - Why do these stupid things never work? 222 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:32,507 [grunting and moaning] 223 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,741 [cell phone ringing] 224 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,912 - Oh, Valerie! 225 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,445 It's that guy from the club! 226 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,220 [grunts] 227 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:46,252 [sighs] 228 00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:50,662 [speaking indistinctly] 229 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:51,827 - Shh! There's... 230 00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:53,131 [giggling] 231 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,263 Babe, there's a midget wanking in there. 232 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,739 - You are drunk, love. 233 00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:57,832 - No, seriously! 234 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:07,707 [sobbing] 235 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,956 [growling] 236 00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:56,823 [heart beating rapidly] 237 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,164 [electricity crackles] 238 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:14,447 [wheezing] 239 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,918 [gagging] 240 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,564 [electricity whirs] 241 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,594 [all screaming and moaning] 242 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:42,328 [cell phone ringing] 243 00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:52,143 [phone keypad beeping] 244 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,446 - Hi, this is Arianne 245 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,425 from Creative Acting Talent Management. 246 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,120 You called us with an audition request 247 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,651 for our client actress Miss Yennie 248 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,856 from The Human Centipede. 249 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,262 I just spoke to Miss Yennie, 250 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:11,028 and she is very, very excited and available 251 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:14,196 to fly to London to audition for the new Tarantino film. 252 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:18,231 Could you please contact me ASAP on my cell phone, 253 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:22,473 713-499-0913. 254 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,744 Thanks. B ye-bye. 255 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:36,683 - You can't do this. 256 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,457 It's a film. 257 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:46,129 The Human Centipede is a fucking film. 258 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:49,867 He is going to stitch us up. 259 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:54,002 He is going to stitch us up ass to mouth. 260 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:57,836 Help! 261 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,181 Help! 262 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:07,309 [baby crying] 263 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,717 - Stop them tears. 264 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,348 You're just making Daddy's Willy harder. 265 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,131 [knife clinks] 266 00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:36,178 [plastic rustling] 267 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,353 - What is this? 268 00:35:56,188 --> 00:36:00,330 100% medically accurate? 269 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,370 Mouth to anus? 270 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,009 One digestive system? 271 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:16,008 Is this a perverted film you've been talking about? 272 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:44,070 [sobbing quietly] 273 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:27,310 - I want all this filth out of my house! 274 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:28,817 [screaming] 275 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:07,046 [yelling angrily] 276 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:15,121 [coughing] 277 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:36,976 [wheezing and coughing] 278 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,295 [blood gurgling] 279 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,745 [floorboards creaking] 280 00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:16,759 [bass music thumping] 281 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,781 ♫ 282 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,868 [broom handle tapping] 283 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:47,015 - Fuck! 284 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:50,492 [screaming] 285 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,290 Doh! Fuckin' hell! 286 00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:53,489 Ahhhhh! 287 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:54,724 Gahhh! 288 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:57,392 [screaming] 289 00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,060 Fuck! 290 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,127 Oh, fuck! 291 00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:10,673 [dishes clattering] 292 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:13,683 [bass music thumping] 293 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,705 ♫ 294 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,238 [coughing] 295 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:56,256 [inhaler hisses] 296 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,418 [exhales sharply] 297 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,359 - [grunting] 298 00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,629 [speaking Japanese] 299 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,228 - [moaning] 300 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,294 [passes gas] 301 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:13,241 [rain pattering] 302 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,801 - Swallow it, bitch. 303 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,576 Swallow up. 304 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:22,414 [grunting] 305 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,249 - Feed her. 306 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,846 Feed her! 307 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,084 Ahhh! 308 00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:31,093 [Woman screaming] 309 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:34,119 [rain pattering] 310 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:47,436 [all moaning and grunting] 311 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:59,511 - That was fucking sensational. 312 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,581 And you know what? 313 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,429 Yeah. 314 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,624 How you doing, doc? 315 00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:12,931 [groans] 316 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,267 Oh, I rather fuck that retarded boy, 317 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,796 but...this'll do. 318 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,069 - I know a place in Thailand 319 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:22,135 where they specialize in that sort of thing. 320 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,043 Oh, yeah. 321 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,571 Oh, yeah, she's a good one. 322 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,982 - How much to fuck you up the arse, darling? 323 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:33,786 - For you, darling, 50. 324 00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,432 - Jesus. 325 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,299 Who the fuck are you? 326 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:51,034 What the fuck have you done to yourself? 327 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:56,943 That's right. Have a good stare. 328 00:43:56,968 --> 00:44:00,541 Have a good fucking stare, you little fucking pervert! 329 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:02,346 Fuck off now 330 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,377 before I get out of this car and smash your fucking face in! 331 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,445 Don't! 332 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:11,153 [screaming] 333 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,321 [gunshots] 334 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,865 - No, please. Please! 335 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:22,269 [screams] 336 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,188 - Martin? 337 00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:51,190 Martin, it's me, Dr. Sebring. 338 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,527 So... 339 00:44:56,561 --> 00:44:57,801 this is where you work. 340 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,903 This isn't right, Martin. 341 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:06,211 What you're doing, 342 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:10,617 it's wrong. 343 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:14,179 Martin, I can help you, 344 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:19,525 but you have to put the gun down. 345 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,190 Imagine what your father would say if... 346 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,220 [screaming] 347 00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:32,331 Martin, Martin, no, Martin! 348 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,084 [snarling] 349 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,731 [babbling] 350 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,862 [baby crying] 351 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:02,928 [snarls] 352 00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:12,037 [coughing] 353 00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:38,497 [whimpering] 354 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:44,476 Please. 355 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,448 I'll do anything you want. 356 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,815 Please! 357 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:52,309 I won't tell- I won't tell no one nothing. 358 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,515 You fucking... 359 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:54,716 [screaming] 360 00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:56,156 [shouting indistinctly] 361 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,488 [screaming] 362 00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,928 Someone help me! 363 00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:03,956 [muffled thumping] 364 00:47:34,952 --> 00:47:37,956 [cell phone ringing] 365 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,646 [phone keypad beeping] 366 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,411 - Hi, Martin, this is Arianne, Miss Yennie's manager. 367 00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,577 I Wanted to confirm that Miss Yennie is not delayed 368 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:58,177 and will be landing this morning 369 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,053 on London's Heathrow Airport at 6:00 am. your time. 370 00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,183 I understand your driver will be picking her up. 371 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,659 I hope she does a great audition. 372 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:07,253 Thanks. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye! 373 00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:36,481 - God, I cannot believe I am here 374 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:39,984 auditioning for a Quentin Tarantino film. 375 00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:42,896 My agents are so excited about this. 376 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:47,930 I should probably call them, 377 00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:51,600 tell them I landed and, you know, I'm on my way. 378 00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:55,907 [coughing] 379 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,378 - Have you seen The Human Centipede? 380 00:48:57,401 --> 00:49:00,780 [Coughs quietly] 381 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:02,284 - I was really drawn to the film 382 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:03,910 because of the medical aspect of it. 383 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,386 If you were a surgeon, 384 00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:07,912 you could actually perform that surgery. 385 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,425 It's just so scary. 386 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,591 It was so grueling being on all fours, 387 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,328 so I demanded in my contract that I had to have 388 00:49:18,356 --> 00:49:20,097 an hour-long massage every night. 389 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:23,003 I mean, why would I not demand that in my contract? 390 00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:24,973 Oh, and the rest of the cast, 391 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,499 we all took showers before we shot the centipede stuff, 392 00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:30,239 because I mean, you're close to someone's butt, 393 00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,544 and you don't want to smell anything and... 394 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,345 or, you know, whatever. 395 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:35,874 I'm kind of a germaphobe. 396 00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:37,943 Um... 397 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,650 [coughing] 398 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,535 Oh, that must be Quentin's car. 399 00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:06,709 [sighs] Do you have an umbrella? 400 00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:10,378 Because this rain will ruin my hair. 401 00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:14,252 Okay. 402 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,382 Oh! 403 00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:36,301 [people moaning and screaming] 404 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,525 [shouting indistinctly] 405 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,577 [woman screaming] 406 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:26,254 [shouting indistinctly] 407 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:29,622 [groaning] 408 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:33,117 [sobbing] 409 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,154 [sobbing hysterically] 410 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,790 [eerie music] 411 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:43,812 ♫ 412 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,553 [electricity crackling] 413 00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:15,557 [all screaming] 414 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,583 [crowbar thudding] 415 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,987 [groans] 416 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:24,288 [teeth clinking] 417 00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:25,418 [gurgling] 418 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:53,638 [sobbing and sniffling] 419 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:10,188 [heart beating rapidly] 420 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:28,105 [moaning] 421 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:29,405 [groans] 422 01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:37,601 [moans] 423 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,519 [screams] 424 01:01:48,772 --> 01:01:51,776 [whimpering] 425 01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:58,416 [sobbing] 426 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:37,755 [ominous music] 427 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:41,292 [staple gun clicking] 428 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:44,328 [all screaming] 429 01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:36,480 [wheezing] 430 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:56,268 [inhaler hisses] 431 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,001 ♫ 432 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:34,282 [distorted classical music] 433 01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,304 ♫ 434 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,782 - Please, please. 435 01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:05,418 Please don't hurt me. 436 01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:07,394 Please. 437 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:09,693 I'll do everything. 438 01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:17,297 [coughing] 439 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,163 [screams] 440 01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:26,230 [cell phone ringing] 441 01:09:32,635 --> 01:09:35,809 [phone keypad beeping] 442 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,444 - Hello, this Marc from USA Actors Management again. 443 01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:40,010 Please disregard my earlier message. 444 01:09:40,043 --> 01:09:41,818 Fortunately, Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura 445 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,380 were able to reschedule, 446 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,484 and they're really, really excited to come to London 447 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:46,789 for Mr. Tarantino's auditions. 448 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:47,886 I hope it's still possible. 449 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,225 I'm totally confident 450 01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:50,822 that they're gonna do very Well on this, 451 01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:52,457 so please call me back as soon as possible 452 01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:53,796 at this number to confirm. 453 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,063 Thanks very, very much. 454 01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:56,866 Talk to you soon. Good-bye. 455 01:09:56,893 --> 01:10:01,103 [screaming] 456 01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:17,848 [grunting] 457 01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,626 [spitting] 458 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:44,778 [spitting] 459 01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:53,887 [grunts] 460 01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:56,288 [shouts] 461 01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:31,575 [thunder rumbling] 462 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:09,446 [all passing gas] 463 01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:21,464 [giggles] 464 01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:30,805 [cackling] 465 01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:41,749 [guffawing] 466 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,621 [spitting] 467 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,235 [coughing] 468 01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:26,823 [insect buzzing] 469 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,806 [retching] 470 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:42,180 [coughing] 471 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,275 [bums] 472 01:15:49,512 --> 01:15:51,514 [electricity crackles] 473 01:19:35,037 --> 01:19:37,415 [door creaks] 474 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:40,478 [screaming] 475 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,301 [engine sputtering] 476 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:16,718 - Ah! 477 01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:19,123 [grunting] 478 01:20:43,973 --> 01:20:46,977 [baby crying] 479 01:20:58,254 --> 01:21:00,791 [wailing] 480 01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:08,429 [growls] 481 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,200 [snarling] 482 01:23:15,224 --> 01:23:18,637 [coughing] 483 01:24:05,941 --> 01:24:07,943 [gun clicks] 484 01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:37,199 [grunts] 485 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:45,547 [crying] 486 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,356 [screaming] 487 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,222 [door creaks] 488 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:28,244 [engine revving] 489 01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:40,125 [Woman sobbing on video] 490 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,606 [baby crying] 491 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:06,179 [crying STOPS] 492 01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:09,182 [eerie music] 493 01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:11,204 ♫