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You are being so suspicious today.

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I think at one point,
you thought I was going to ask you
to marry me.

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Why would I want to marry you?
You fucking stink.

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What's this?

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Don't you dare get married before me.

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We got robbed at work
and they took my phone.

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-Oh, bloody hell.
-Oh, don't. Laura's in there.

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Don't ask her to marry you, Steve.

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Let's just be serious for a minute.
And I will be talking to your dad,
as well, of course.

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She doesn't like you.
She doesn't care about you.

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She doesn't love you. No one does.

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What's going on?

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Do you know
what I'm most upset about?

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I've been wanting to do that
for months.

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It kind of makes it worth
getting burgled, doesn't it?

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She'll get us another one.

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Oh, God. She so will.

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Can you believe
they didn't nick this?

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LAUGHS You're funny.

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Right, then...

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It's a mess.

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They should lock them up
and throw away the key.

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Dan? Dan, we've been burgled.

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Did you see anything?

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Blimey. Sorry, Steve.
I didn't see a thing.

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-Have you asked your cousins?
-My cousins?

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-What's happened?
-We've been burgled.

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WHISPERS
They took the engagement ring.

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-Oh, Steve.
-Did you notice anything?

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No. But have you asked your cousins?

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What do you mean, my cousins?

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We met your cousins on the stairs,
and they...

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Oh.

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-We thought they looked funny,
didn't we?
-Yeah.

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Becks.

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-Sorry, Mum. That's not broken.
-Oh. Sorry.

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It's Steve's.

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-You want to keep it?
-Yeah. It's Steve's.

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Okay.

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-Dan and Shelly think they saw them.
-Oh, great. What were they like?

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All right, Dan? All right, Shelly?

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DAN: Yeah.
BECKY: You saw the burglars?

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Anything in it?

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RATTLES

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They were very tall.

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I remember looking at them
and thinking, "You are the tallest
person I have ever seen."

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-Their hair.
-What about it?

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Oh, they had this hair.

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-It covered their entire heads.
-It was horrible.

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-But there was something funny
about them?
-Yes.

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-They had an aura, didn't they?
-They were very cold.
It was like they had special powers.

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-They could kill you with a glance.
-And how old do you think they were?

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Twelve.

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-Okay.
-Thanks, Shelly.

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You all right, Nigel?

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-Hello.
-Hi.

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-Nigel.
-Shelly.

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Oh. Yes. Laura's friend.

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-Yeah.
-Nice to meet you at last.

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-Dad?
-Yes?

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Just wondering if you wanted me
to board up that window?

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-Yes, please.
-Thanks, Nigel.
Sorry to put you to any trouble.

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It's no trouble at all.
I'm good with my hands.

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It was nice to meet you.
Catch you in a bit, yeah?

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You two okay?
Do you need a hand with that?

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Erm, yeah, if you want.
That'd be good.

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-Thanks, Becky.
-Yeah. Thanks.

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Sorry, I didn't think you'd say yes.

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No worries.

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-See you in a bit, yeah?
-Yeah.

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I've just met Shelly.
Laura's Shelly. Have you met her?

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-Yeah.
-She seems nice.

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Yes.

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We should get going.
We don't want to get in the way.

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We're not in the way.

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Do you know what makes this day
really special?

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The fact your parents are here.

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Fuck off.

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Because if things weren't going
badly enough with the burglary,
and the flat getting trashed...

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Show me your bum.

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You know what?
It's funny, because I was thinking,

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if only your wonderful parents
would come round and make the day
a little bit worse for us.

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Wiggle it.

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-Can I slap it?
-No.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Ow.

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Oh, good.

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The least she could've done
is dust it. Is Mum there?

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Yeah.

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Are you serious? Are you seriously
this much of a bitch?

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Laura. Language.

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Do you want to see your grandson
when he's born? Because you're going
the wrong way about it.

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Okay, Laura...

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If I employ you as a cleaner,
I expect you to clean.

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I do not expect you
to leave out a windowsill.

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I'm sure it's not that bad.

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Seriously, Becks.
It's the dirtiest windowsill
I've ever seen.

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-Isn't it, lover?
-To be honest, Jill, it's not good.

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-And she ate a piece of my Toblerone.
-I had it with my cup of tea.

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You had a cup of tea?

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Laura, why don't we go
and listen to your ringtones?

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In a minute. I cannot be expected
to clean a windowsill in my condition.

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I didn't want to move the...

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I don't need your excuses.
Did you clean the windowsill?
Yes or no?

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Yes or no?
I haven't got all day.

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No.

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You get £6 an hour.

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The least you could've done
is dusted it.

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I hung your shirts in your wardrobe.

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Yeah, I saw that. Thank you.

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She set the playhouse
up in front of the window,
and I didn't...

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It's fine. It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

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Thanks.

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-Don't tell Laura.
-That's very kind of you.

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CELLPHONE RINGING

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Hello, Darren, mate. Yeah.
Yeah, they've trashed it.

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It looks like it was kids.

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-Me and your dad'll carry on in here.
-Thanks, Mum.

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Oh, thanks, Nigel.

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Um, thanks.

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Darren's going to find your burglars.
What do you want him to do to them?

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-Nothing. The police have been round.
-We don't want Darren involved.

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Did you hear that?
You don't want their fingers?

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-No.
-No.

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They don't want them, mate.
He says he just needs your address
and his dad's pliers.

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We don't want you to do
anything to them, Darren.

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Yeah, thanks very much, Darren,
but we're fine for now.

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Seriously, they don't...

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INDISTINCT SHOUTING

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<i>Because it's fucking... </i>
<i>We're going to get </i>
<i>these fucking kids, Paul.</i>

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<i>We're gonna drive them down </i>
<i>to the golf course,</i>

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<i>we'll smack their heads</i>
<i>against a fucking tree. They're gonna </i>
<i>wish they died in a womb, Paul.</i>

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<i>They're gonna wish they </i>
<i>died in a womb.</i>
<i>We're going to cut their fingers off</i>

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<i>and stick their bollocks </i>
<i>inside a fucking chocolate egg</i>

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<i>and send it to their gran </i>
<i>at fucking Easter.</i>

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<i>We're going to post stuff</i>
<i>on the internet about them, Paul. </i>

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<i>You hear me? </i>
<i>We're going to hunt them </i>
<i>down electronically</i>

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<i>and hack into their fucking emails.</i>
<i>There's nothing we can't do, Paul.</i>

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<i>Paul? Paul, you still there? </i>

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Yeah, there's nothing we can't do.
Yeah, we'll hack into their emails,
definitely.

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Steve?

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Got any spare hardboard?

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Erm. Let me think.

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Of course you don't. I'll just see
if there's any out here.

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There isn't.

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Or cardboard.
I want to fix that window.

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Before Steve catches a cold.

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COUGHS

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Thanks, Nigel.

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Hello, Shelly, love. How's it going?

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-Why are you trying
to suck my dad off?
-Shut up.

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"Thanks, Nigel."
"Oh, my God, Nigel,
you're so amazing."

153
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,520
"Fuck me like I'm Jill, Nigel."

154
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You're talking about your own parents.

155
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What now?

156
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Can't work out
if I need a wee or not.

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Push.

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-50/50.
-Go anyway?

159
00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,280
Yeah. What have I got to lose?

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Oh, why would you break that?

161
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Why would you bother
coming into someone else's house
and breaking that?

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Oh, get over it,
you miserable little prick.

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Nope. Nothing.

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Oh, my God, Becks.
The kitchen's a right mess.

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It reminds me of our place
when I've been shagging Paul
all weekend.

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00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:08,040
Ugh. Look at her.
We should put her in a home.

167
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,000
We need to get this place cleaned up,
Laura. So...

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00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,080
-Shame about the photo, isn't it?
-Yeah.

169
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,960
Steve was just saying he wants you
to get him another one.

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Yes.

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Help yourself.

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-Excellent. Thanks.
-Sorry, it's not as big.

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No. It's perfect.

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Go and put it up, then.
Leave us in peace.

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-Hi, Jill.
-That's nice.

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-Yeah.
-Talented.

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00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,760
Is it a Banksy?

178
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,200
-No.
-Oh, what you got there?

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Laura got us another one of these.

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00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,520
-Oh, how lovely.
-We're very lucky, really.

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I'll just pop out and get Nigel
to help us with the rubbish.

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00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,080
Okay.

183
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,320
-Do you know where your dad is?
-Did someone just say something?

184
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,960
He's looking for some hardboard.

185
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,600
I'm sorry for not cleaning
the windowsill, Laura.

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00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,120
Do you know what, Mum?
Now that I'm a mother myself,

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I'm going to be big about this
and forgive you.

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Thank you.

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00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,640
It's not the sixties any more.
You can't just go around
being an arsehole.

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00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,840
No.

191
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,520
Give Mum a hug, Laur.
Come on, make up properly.

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00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,280
I'm all right.

193
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,160
Seriously, though, best part?

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00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,800
Hard to say. But at a push, Florida.

195
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,320
-Oh.
-Have you traveled much, Shelly?

196
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,560
-Yeah.
-Great. Where you been?

197
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,680
Oh. Erm, Spain.

198
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,160
-Lovely. I love Spain.
-Yeah.

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00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,840
Where else?

200
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,920
-Canada.
-Oh, nice. What were you doing there?

201
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,520
My sister died.
I had to get her body.

202
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,160
-So you're quite the traveler, then?
-Yeah.

203
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,200
Dan, mate,
could you give us a minute?

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00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:40,240
Hello, Shelly. Sorry about Nigel.
I hope he isn't boring you to death.

205
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,640
-No.
-Shelly's been to Canada.

206
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,560
Oh, I've got family in Canada.
Where were you?

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00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,600
-Toronto.
-Lovely. What did you do in Toronto?

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00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,760
It was mainly admin.

209
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,480
Lovely. Could you help me
with something in the bedroom, Nigel?

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00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,560
Of course, love. It's been a while
since she said that.

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00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,400
LAUGHS

212
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,840
She means the bin bags.

213
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,600
Right.
Sounds like they need a real man.

214
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,200
Yes, and in the meantime
we'll make do with Nigel.

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00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,680
LAUGHS

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00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,240
STEVE: Thanks for doing all this,
Nigel. We really do appreciate it.

217
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,640
NIGEL: No worries, Steve.

218
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,600
There's nothing I like more
than clearing up a flat that's been
made only slightly messier.

219
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,040
Ah, very good.

220
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,240
Any more rubbish?
And I'm not talking about Steve.

221
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,920
-Guys. Don't forget this.
-Thanks, love.

222
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,680
Shelly can take that.

223
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,040
-Nice grip.
-Stay there.

224
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,920
-So how's your new job, Shelly?
-It's lovely, yeah.

225
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,400
How long you going to be?
I'm getting a headache.

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00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,960
GROANS

227
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,560
-Thanks.
-How's your wee?

228
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,000
-60/40.
-You going to go?

229
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,480
Dunno. I might just do it here.

230
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,320
I'll give you a fiver
if you do it right here.

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00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,200
LAURA: I know you're talking about me.

232
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,640
-We're not talking about you.
-Whatever.

233
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,960
We're really
not talking about you, Laura.
I was talking about my wee.

234
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,080
Where's my Paulie?
Will you tell him I miss him?
We had such hot sex last night.

235
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,680
Okay.

236
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,720
My mum's chucked your money box.

237
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,640
No way.

238
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,600
And I bet she's chucked your shoes.

239
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,640
Can you believe
she's chucking all my stuff away?
She's such an arsehole.

240
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720
BECKY: You're just jealous
because she gets to shag my dad.

241
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,400
-Hello?
-In here.

242
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,760
-All right?
-Yeah. You?

243
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,120
Yeah.

244
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,240
Shelly's hanging out with Dan again.

245
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,360
LAUGHS

246
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,920
I don't know why
she leads him on like that.

247
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,280
You been on the phone to Darren
all this time?

248
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,440
Yeah. I've got to go down the gym
in a bit. I've got Pilates.

249
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,200
-Hmm.
-What does that mean?

250
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,440
What does what mean?

251
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,680
Sit here.

252
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,000
There's stuff on it.

253
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,760
-What are they doing down there?
-I dunno.

254
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,960
Give me a kiss.

255
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,840
What do you mean?

256
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,280
I'm sorry, Nigel, but this is not on.

257
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,360
Excuse me, Nig...

258
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,680
Look here, Nigel.

259
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,640
Right, Nigel, you piece of shit.

260
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,880
Oi.

261
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,720
Oi.

262
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,600
Oi.

263
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,240
But, why do I have to do it now?

264
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,200
Because I said so.
Now, give me a kiss. On the lips.

265
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,040
-I need to reply to this.
-Paul.

266
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,680
Ow. My jeans are really...

267
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,240
I want tongues.

268
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,240
-What do you want tongues for?
-Just do it.

269
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,160
Thank you, Paul.

270
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,840
Oh, my God, everyone.
I just felt the baby kick.

271
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,000
NIGEL: And you work nights, do you?
SHELLY: Most of the time, yeah.

272
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,360
You poor thing,
that must be exhausting.

273
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,360
LAURA: Oh, my God, Mum,
I just felt the baby kick.

274
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,560
-Oi, Nigel, this is not on.
-What garage is it?
I'll have to pop by.

275
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,680
Oh, I don't know what it's called.

276
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,280
-You haven't been working there long,
have you, Shell?
-No.

277
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,760
Come on, Shelly. What garage is it?
Don't be annoying.

278
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,680
SHELLY GIGGLES

279
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,000
You've got a lovely laugh,
haven't you? Do you know that?

280
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,560
Hasn't she, Steve?

281
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,600
-Yeah.
-Hasn't she, Dan?

282
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,520
Oh, dear. What's happened
to your lovely face?

283
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,200
Do you want to help me clear it up?

284
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,600
Excuse me, Nigel.

285
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:57,000
-Steve, can I have a word?
-Yeah, of course.
Always time for you, Nigel.

286
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,760
Right, I'm off to Pilates.

287
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,880
-Do you want a lift, lover?
-Graham's here.

288
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,400
Let me know if you want picking up.

289
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,080
NIGEL: Where's Paul going?

290
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,720
STEVE: Uh, Pilates.

291
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,400
NIGEL: What's Paul doing Pilates for?

292
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,400
STEVE: Part of his new regime
at the gym.

293
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,560
NIGEL: Pilates?
STEVE: Yeah. Strange, isn't it?
But there you go.

294
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,680
Well, how many times a week
does he do it?

295
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,120
Um, don't know really,
you'll have to ask him.

296
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,280
NIGEL: That's the stretches
and everything, isn't it?

297
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,800
STEVE: I think so. I'm not too sure,
but I know Paul enjoys it.

298
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,240
NIGEL: Yeah.

299
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,000
NIGEL: I was thinking
of joining a gym.

300
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,280
-STEVE: Ah. That's a good idea.
-NIGEL: Yeah.

301
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,680
Sorry about what's happened
to your flat.

302
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,320
Oh, you know.
There's nothing we can do.

303
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,000
But thanks for your help,
you've been amazing.

304
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:03,000
No. Not at all. Anything I can do
for you, Steve. You know that.

305
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,480
Oh. Thanks, Nigel.

306
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,640
Not at all. Not at all.

307
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,960
-Have you got her number?
-Who?

308
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,720
Who do you think?

309
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,840
Oh.

310
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,040
Um...

311
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,680
-Yes.
-Great.

312
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,320
Can I have it?

313
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,320
Okay.

314
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:39,120
Oh, he's just being silly, Becky.
You know what men are like.
He's just having a bit of fun.

315
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,640
Maybe you should make
more of an effort, Mum.
Curl your hair. Get a facelift.

316
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,040
-We'd all chip in.
-All right, Laura.

317
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,280
Thanks, Steve. I'm glad
we've had this private
little moment together.

318
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,920
Absolutely.

319
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,560
We get on, don't we?

320
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,840
Yeah, we do a bit of banter.

321
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,360
-Yeah. We do do a lot of banter.
-Yeah, but it's all well-meaning.

322
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,560
Of course it is. Of course it is.

323
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,120
We've got to stick together
with all these women around us.

324
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,800
-Absolutely.
-What goes on tour stays on tour.

325
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,640
Yes.

326
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,320
Good. You're a good bloke, Steve.

327
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,320
You're a good bloke.

328
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,560
If there's anything I can do for you,
you let me know.

329
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,520
-Yeah.
-Good.

330
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,840
Well, actually, Nigel,
I have been meaning to talk to you
about something.

331
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,320
It's to do with Becky.

332
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,760
She's very special to me.

333
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,520
And we have such an amazing time
together.

334
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:44,000
And I think she feels,
well, similar about me,

335
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,080
I don't want to assume anything.
But I really...

336
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,000
I care about her loads, as you know.

337
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,480
I've never met anyone like her,
because there is no one like her.

338
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,040
I think we both know
you'd have to go a long way
to find another person like that.

339
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,160
So, I was wondering um...

340
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:10,480
I was wondering if maybe
I might have your permission,
at some point...

341
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,040
...to maybe ask Becky to marry me.

342
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,680
No, of course you fucking don't.

343
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,360
CHUCKLES

344
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,160
If you ask her to marry you,
I'll break your fucking neck.

345
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,760
JILL: Right, I think
we've done all we can here.

346
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,160
Ready to go? I'm hungry.

347
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,680
JILL: Yes. We'll leave you to it.

348
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,840
What have we got for dinner?

349
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,440
-Chicken.
-Again? I'll turn into a chicken.

350
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,480
-Bye, Becky. Bye, Steve.
-Bye.

351
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,360
-Bye.
-What have I said now?

352
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,960
Bye, Dad. Bye, Laura.

353
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,080
Bye, Becks. Bye, Dad.

354
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,320
Bye, Laura. Bye, Becky.

355
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,280
-Thanks, Steve.
-Thanks, Nigel.

356
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,400
Lovely to chat to you.

357
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,680
I'm glad we got the chance
to iron a few things out.

358
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,400
Yeah, thanks, Nigel.

359
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,360
Good. I'll pop round tomorrow
after work and fix that window.

360
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,720
Thanks, Dad.

361
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,640
Tesco? Going up in the world.

362
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,520
Oh, I'll take that.

363
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,680
Thanks.

364
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,600
Thanks so much for coming round
and helping us clear up, Laur.

365
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,680
You've been great.

366
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,400
-Yeah.
-What are you up to tonight?

367
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,640
I think I'll go home.
Put my feet up. See what's on.

368
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,640
Paul won't be back till late.
If he's back at all.

369
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,840
You know
what he's like with his Pilates.

370
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,760
Yeah. I'll do a word search.
Make myself some pasta.

371
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,520
The bump loves pasta.

372
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,960
-Do you want to feel him?
-I'm all right.

373
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,560
Okay. Bye, then.

374
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,160
-Bye.
-Bye.

375
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,280
That was easy.
I thought we were stuck with her.

376
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,680
Oh.

377
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,600
Come here, you boring, little bitch.

378
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,880
What did my dad want?

379
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,280
DOORBELL RINGS

380
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,080
Sorry. I forgot my purse.
I'm such a klutz.

381
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:55,080
Yeah. It's weird being in that flat
on my own, though.

382
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,800
Not good for the baby.
Where is my purse?

383
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,600
It's funny, isn't it,
Paul doing Pilates?
It's not very Paul, is it?

384
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,360
LAURA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

385
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,320
Oh, well. Worse things happen at sea.
Oh, there it is.

386
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,040
Oops.

387
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,760
I don't really want
to go home yet, Becks.

388
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,160
-Do you want to stay here
for a bit, then?
-Oh. Okay, then.

389
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,160
Becks, did I tell you the saga
about my wedding dress?

390
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,040
Yes. Yes. A few times.
But tell Steve.

391
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,840
He'd love to hear all about it.

392
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,080
Excellent. Come along, Stevie.

393
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,160
Oh, my God, Becks,
we haven't listened
to my ringtones yet.

394
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,360
Ow.

395
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,600
-Becks, we haven't listened
to my ringtones.
-Oh, yeah. Let's do that now.

396
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,360
# Come closer and cuddle me tight

397
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,840
LAURA GIGGLES

398
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,960
# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang

399
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,760
# Boom bang-a-bang
When you are near

400
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,880
# Boom bang-a-bang
Boom bang-a-bang

401
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,600
# Loud in my ear

402
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,360
# Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?

403
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,520
# Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time

404
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,160
# It's such a lovely feeling

405
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,040
# When I'm in your arms

406
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,000
# Don't go away, I want to stay
My whole life through you

407
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,760
# Boom bang-a-bang
Close to you #