1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,680 I've just moved in with the world's biggest idiot. 2 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,920 All the hangers have to face the same way. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,440 Are you a lunatic? 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,320 -All right, Dan? -I've moved in. 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,840 Congratulations. 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,920 -It's a little something to welcome Becky to her new home. -Thanks. 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,640 Paul's asked me to be his best man. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,400 But you don't even like each other. 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,080 Yes, we do. 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,560 -You taken your pill? -Yes, Paul. 11 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,960 -I think you're great, Dan. -Go on. 12 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,360 I think you're a wonderful human being. 13 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,880 Don't speak like that to me. 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,240 I'll speak to you how I like Paul, I'm pregnant. 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,280 I hate everyone. 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,800 BURPS 17 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,000 Rogan josh? 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,680 Very good. 19 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,600 -Do you want some crisps? -No. 20 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,720 They're beef. 21 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,080 GROANS 22 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,120 They were half price. He had them by the till. 23 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,400 Can you get me a water? 24 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,240 Yep. I'll just get it. I'll see you in a minute. 25 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,640 I know you're still in here. I can hear you eating. 26 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,640 Steve. 27 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,960 -Will you get them out? -No. 28 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,920 Can I get them out? 29 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,840 Can you please get me some water? I'm going to be sick. 30 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,280 That's got bubbles in it. 31 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,880 What've I missed? Has anyone died? 32 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,440 I don't care. I want water. 33 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,800 Becks! 34 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,000 What's been happening in Doctors? 35 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,960 Becks! 36 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,440 Oh, shit! 37 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,720 RETCHES 38 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,720 COUGHS 39 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,760 FLUSHES TOILET 40 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,400 You okay in there? 41 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,440 SIGHS 42 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,440 It came out my nose. 43 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,120 GROANS IN DISGUST 44 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,520 -What was it like? -Porridge. 45 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,800 Nice. Are you feeling better? 46 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,880 -Yeah. -Good. 47 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,160 Probably leave it a bit. 48 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,560 Yeah. 49 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,480 God, you should've seen me on my 21st. 50 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,680 Yeah. You've said. 51 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,240 We'd been out, drinking all day 52 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,240 and I was just pissed out of my face cos we'd been drinking since one. 53 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,280 I know! I remember you saying. 54 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,840 And I went off from everyone else for some unknown reason 55 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,480 and they found me like an hour later in that bit behind Paddy Power 56 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,720 lying naked in the bins! 57 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,120 Or by them. 58 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,960 Yeah! I remember you saying. 59 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,440 There was this mattress, I was just lying there, apparently, 60 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,880 cos I don't remember a thing about it, 61 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,640 I'd taken all my clothes off and I was sound asleep. 62 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,040 Basically naked. By the bins! 63 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,880 Ugh! Amazing, yeah. 64 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,960 -I told my mum about that. -What? 65 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,920 You told your mum I was found naked by the bins? 66 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 -Yeah. -What d'you tell her that for? 67 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,600 I thought she'd find it funny. 68 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,240 -And did she? -Not really. 69 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,400 -Brilliant. Thanks for that. -She thought it was weird. 70 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,320 Of course she thought it was weird! I was lying naked by the bins! 71 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,080 Why do you tell your mum that? 72 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,960 That's not a thing you'd tell your mum. That's amazing. 73 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,280 Tell her about the nice things I do. 74 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,360 Tell her about the plant. No, don't tell her about the plant. 75 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,160 Don't tell her I spent four quid on it. 76 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,760 Tell her I was found naked by the bins. 77 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,400 I bet she's told your dad. He'll use that against me. 78 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:48,320 Course he will. That's the sort of thing he'll bring up in his speech. 79 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,680 What speech? 80 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,200 -Have you seen my Kit Kats? -What d'you mean speech? 81 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,480 I didn't mean speech. 82 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,920 Wedding speech? 83 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,520 DOORBELL RINGS 84 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,640 -That'll be Laura. -Steve. 85 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,720 No! Of course not! 86 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,080 I just I suppose I mean if he ever did a speech 87 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,200 that's the sort of thing he'd bring up. 88 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,000 Because he's such a bastard. 89 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,200 When would he do a speech about you apart from at our wedding? 90 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,880 BOTH LAUGH 91 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,600 -That really hurt. -Good. 92 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,680 -Hello, Laura! -Here he is. 93 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,400 Isn't he handsome? I've already got a crush on him. 94 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,360 Ah! He's lovely. 95 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,400 He's only two inches long. Imagine that. 96 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,920 I could keep him in my handbag. Paul reckons he saw his bell end. 97 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,480 It was massive. 98 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,360 -All right, Laura. -Becks, meet your nephew. 99 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,240 Ah. 100 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,360 -Ah! Isn't he lovely? -He weighs half an ounce. 101 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,800 I wish I weighed half an ounce. 102 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,120 -But he'll get bigger. Won't he, Laura? -Yeah. 103 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,840 I've grown a mustache. 104 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,880 -Yep. -What d' you think of him? 105 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,480 Ah. He's very cute, isn't he? 106 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,040 -Fit? -Sorry? 107 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,560 -D'you think he's fit? -Yep. 108 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,600 Good. Get dressed, Steve. We're going for a picnic. 109 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,360 -I've got a hangover, Laura. -No, you don't. 110 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,320 I'll phone Shelly. Find out what the fuck she thinks she's doing. 111 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,880 Turn the telly off, Paul. 112 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,000 Picnic? 113 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,680 We're not going to go. 114 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,640 I don't want to go for a picnic. 115 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,440 She'll make us play frisbee. There'll be insects. 116 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,400 -We're not going to go, Steve. -What are you doing? 117 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,440 -I've got a headache. -Here. 118 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,160 Oh, thanks. 119 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,160 Fair enough. 120 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,840 You meant wedding speech, didn't you? 121 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:59,240 No! I swear on my mum's life! You're being mental. 122 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,040 LAURA: Hey, Becks. We've brought a frisbee. 123 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,280 BECKY: Oh. Brilliant. 124 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,280 LAURA: We thought we could make some friends in the park. 125 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,360 Get a bit of a gang together and have a massive game of frisbee. 126 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,480 BECKY: Yeah. Sounds great. LAURA: Excellent. 127 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,640 You haven't congratulated Paul on his mustache, Becks. 128 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,120 Oh. Sorry. Congratulations. 129 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,000 Thank you, Becky. Yeah. I've also trimmed my pubes. 130 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,000 -Oh, good. -Say something nice about it. 131 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,800 It's a really, really, really nice mustache. 132 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,200 Thank you, Becky. 133 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,960 He's allowed to have it for a week and then he's going to shave it. 134 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,880 -I'm not fucking shaving it. -You ready for the picnic, Steve? 135 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,280 Um, nearly. 136 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,560 What we've done is, we've brought the frisbee 137 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,600 so we thought you two could maybe bring the food. 138 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:55,400 Just some bits and pieces, some sausage rolls, a Toblerone. 139 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,920 Give them the list. 140 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,680 If I've written it in capitals, it means I want loads of it. 141 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,400 PHONE RINGS 142 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,320 -Loo roll? -We've run out. 143 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,520 Hello, Shelly. Where the fuck are you? 144 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,680 One minute, Shell. 145 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,200 -Go on. -'I'm so sorry, Laura. 146 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,520 'I was just saying it's been a really busy morning. 147 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,760 'I had to go to the Post Office. And... 148 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,200 'Sorry, I just... I had to go to the Post Office. 149 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,280 'So I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 150 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,640 LAUGHING 151 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,080 'I lost track of the time and I was at the Post Office. 152 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,280 'I know you're going to be angry at me 153 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,600 'but I really can't wait to see the scan.' 154 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,280 -Okay. Bye then. -Oh... 155 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,480 Steve, you haven't congratulated Paul on his mustache. 156 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,960 -Congratulations on your mustache. -Thank you. 157 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,080 Ask him about it. 158 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,280 How long did it take to grow it? 159 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,520 -About a week? -Bit more. 160 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,960 -Er, ten days? -Bit less. 161 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,000 -Eight days? -Bit more. 162 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,880 -Nine days. -Great. 163 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,520 DOORBELL RINGS 164 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,000 Now go... 165 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,240 Go to Sainsbury's, get the picnic food 166 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,200 and stop being such an ugly C-word. 167 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,320 DOORBELL RINGS 168 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,720 You might want to do something with your hair, Becks. 169 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,800 You look like such a rotten old C-word. 170 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,240 LAUGHING 171 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,680 Thanks. 172 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,160 Hello, Shelly. That was quick. You had trouble at the Post Office? 173 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,800 Oh, right. 174 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,280 Wow. Okay. 175 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,280 -You'd better come in. -Thanks. 176 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,520 You've got your... 177 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,120 Oh, thanks. 178 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,480 -You, you won't tell Laura, will you? -No. Of course not. 179 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,200 Thanks. 180 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,360 -I'm so sorry for being late, Laura. -Yes, Shelly. We heard. 181 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,520 I had to go to the Post Office. 182 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,200 Who goes to the Post Office dressed like that? 183 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,680 -You had a nice morning? -It's been bloody brilliant. 184 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,680 Here he is, the world's next megastar. 185 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,800 Aw! He's lovely. Congratulations. 186 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,920 -How d'you know it's a boy? -I saw his bell end. 187 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,400 They've done all their tests and all their scans 188 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,720 and they said he's all right. He's not faulty. 189 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,360 -Oh, how lovely. -Yeah. 190 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,400 -I'm so pleased for you. -I know. 191 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,600 We'd been drinking since like ten in the morning so I was pretty pissed. 192 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,640 Yeah. And then for some reason, around midnight, 193 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,880 I slope off, pissed out my head, no-one can find me. 194 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,760 -They looked everywhere. -Yep. 195 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,200 They looked in the gents. They looked in the ladies! 196 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,400 They called my mobile, no answer. 197 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,920 And why was there no answer? Because later they found me... 198 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440 It's a rubber. 199 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,800 And have you agreed on a name yet? 200 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,920 Yes. We're going to name him Frank. 201 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,760 Frank's a lovely name. 202 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,800 It's a tribute to the late Anne Frank. The novelist. 203 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,520 Her books are fucking nuts. 204 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,280 Yeah. 205 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,560 Very nice. 206 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,640 What d'you think, Becks? D'you think he looks like a Frank? 207 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,800 Yeah. Definitely. 208 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,240 Ah! 209 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,720 ICE CREAM VAN TUNE PLAYS 210 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,320 You're buying me an ice lolly. 211 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,920 D'you want a plaster for your head? 212 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,560 -Why, what's wrong with it? Ah! -Sounds painful! 213 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,480 We had chicken for my dinner, Shell. 214 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,600 SHELLY: Oh. Lovely. 215 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,080 LAURA: Yeah. We had it with potatoes. SHELLY: Ooh, sounds delicious. 216 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,480 -Come on. -Thanks. 217 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,840 -Nice plant. -Thank you. 218 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,240 How've you been? We haven't seen you all week. 219 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,280 Yeah, I've been good. Yeah. I joined a gym. 220 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,240 Oh. Very nice. 221 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,120 -I've got a hangover. -LAUGHING Oh, no. 222 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,640 I went out with Hayley, Kelly, Rebecca, that lot. 223 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,920 You shouldn't go to the gym on a hangover. 224 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,920 Right. 225 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,760 They've got these tellies, like really high up, 226 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,800 and we all watch them when we're doing stuff. 227 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,160 -Oh, that's a good idea. -Yeah. 228 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,680 There's this bloke called Graham at the gym and he was saying I should... 229 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,240 LAURA: Paul! 230 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,040 She seems very excited about the scan. 231 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,160 -Paul! -Excuse me. 232 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,200 -Paul! -Yes, darling! I'm coming! 233 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,000 -Paul! -I'm coming! 234 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,040 SIGHS 235 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,400 -Have they gone? -No. 236 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,400 STEVE: How you feeling? BECKY: Really tired. 237 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,760 STEVE: What were you drinking last night? What was it, Stella? 238 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,560 Then they made you have Sambuca? Jager bombs? 239 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,920 BECKY: Get off. 240 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,360 STEVE: You should've had an egg before bed. 241 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,480 BECKY: I was too tired. 242 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,400 STEVE: Yeah, I could hear that. You were clumping about all over the place. 243 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,160 BECKY: Get off. 244 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,760 STEVE: You fell over in the toilet, didn't you? 245 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:57,200 BECKY: Go and sit on the sofa and stop being an arsehole. 246 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360 SNIFFING 247 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,920 CHUCKLES 248 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,920 -Are they getting me one? -Yeah. 249 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,960 I'd better get a Flake. 250 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,080 Picnic! A bloody picnic! 251 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,880 Why do you have to go outside to eat? You can eat in bed! 252 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,520 It's like these people you see that go for coffee. 253 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,840 You can drink coffee in bed. 254 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,720 There's no need to leave the house to do it. 255 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,840 And Pizza Hut. 256 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,920 You can get a man to bring your pizzas to your door 257 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,240 and you can eat them in bed. 258 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,840 There's no need to actually go to a Pizza Hut. 259 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,320 Unless you're having the salad. 260 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,400 But if you're going to Pizza Hut and you're having the salad, 261 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,760 then you're a fucking idiot. 262 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,160 -Becks... -Have you finished? 263 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,800 Yeah. 264 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,680 I've had another wave. 265 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,080 I think I'm going to puke again. 266 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,480 You. Are. 100%... 267 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,440 Filth. 268 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,760 Why d'you have to go outside just because it's sunny? 269 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,520 -Can you stop breathing on me? -Sorry. 270 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,600 Why d'you have to go outside just because it's sunny? 271 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,760 I can't believe you thought I meant wedding speech earlier. 272 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,400 Oh, God... 273 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,280 RETCHES 274 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,120 All right? 275 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,160 Yes. Very good, thanks. 276 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,280 SHE SIGHS 277 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,800 Nice day, isn't it? 278 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,080 Yeah. Lovely. 279 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,600 We're going to go for a picnic with some friends. 280 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,840 Lovely. 281 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,040 Well it's the weather for it, isn't it? 282 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,600 Gotta make the most of it. 283 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,680 Yes. 284 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,640 I'd better be off. 285 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,240 -Bye. -Bye. 286 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,840 -Dan! -Sorry. 287 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,040 -Take it off! -Sorry. 288 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,680 -Dan. -Sorry. 289 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,840 Ice creams are here! 290 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,120 I think everyone should just smile and be happy. 291 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,360 And then I'd get my forehead done. Because there's creases in it. Look. 292 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,440 I can't stand it. It's pathetic. And I'd like a smaller nose. 293 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,200 Or a bigger head. And better hands. 294 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,160 My hands are gross, too many fingers. 295 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,880 Cosmetic surgery. There's an advert on the tube. 296 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,360 I went on the website 297 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,160 and they basically change anything you want them too. 298 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,080 -Oh. Hello. -Hi. 299 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,120 -I've just been in Flat B. -Oh, God. 300 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,800 -It's disgusting in there. -Why doesn't that surprise me? 301 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,440 Well... 302 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,800 I'm on my own. D'you want to come in? 303 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,920 I've got to go to the vet's. 304 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,640 If you don't want to come in, just say you don't want to come in. 305 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,640 Don't lead me on this merry fucking dance. 306 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,520 No, I do. I do. 307 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,680 But I've got to take Tiger to the vet's. 308 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,800 -What's wrong with him? -Injections. 309 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,960 Again? 310 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,880 And then, when everything else is done, 311 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,320 if I can find the money, I'd like a new pair of legs. 312 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,480 Thanks for these. How much do I owe you? 313 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,280 They're a gift from Shelly. Where's Becks? 314 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,200 Becks! 315 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,320 No. Honestly. It's fine. 316 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,520 -Thank you, Shelly. -Yeah, thanks. 317 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,160 Are you okay, Becks? 318 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,800 Becks. Are you okay in there? 319 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,880 She's not feeling very well. 320 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,160 Becks! Just answer me yes or no. Are you okay in there? 321 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,800 I'm fine! 322 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,440 You don't sound fine. 323 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,320 -It's okay, Laura! -Are you being sick? 324 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,160 Yes. 325 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,680 We got you an ice cream! 326 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,120 Could you maybe go into the kitchen and close the door? 327 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,480 Sorry, I missed that. 328 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,960 -I think she wants us to move into the kitchen. -It's a lovely day outside! 329 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,040 Okay, Laura! 330 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,640 All the boys have got their tops off! 331 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,800 Come on. Let's go into the kitchen. 332 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,200 I'm going into the kitchen now, okay, Becks? 333 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,320 Steve's being mean to a pregnant person. 334 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,080 Just yell if you need me, yeah? 335 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,560 Yeah? 336 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,040 -Becks! -Yeah. 337 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,840 Love you! 338 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,560 Right, everyone. I'm going to eat my lolly. 339 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,760 Bloody hell. 340 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,680 Yeah. 341 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,720 Ice cream's bad for the baby but I love a lolly, don't I, Paul? 342 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,120 Yeah. 343 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,880 I love having something to suck on! As it were! 344 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,160 ALL LAUGHING 345 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,120 No, I do. I love sucking on things. I'll suck on anything. 346 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,680 God, you should've seen me at school. 347 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,400 I don't think there was a boy in my year that I didn't... 348 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,360 -Laura. -What's this? 349 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,560 Don't you dare get married before me. 350 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,080 No, that's not the... 351 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,200 It's fucking... No. 352 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,120 No! 353 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,000 Hey, Becks. All ready for the picnic? Paul! 354 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,360 Could you do me a Resolve? 355 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,480 Yeah. Of course. 356 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,760 What? 357 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,520 Dan! You haven't congratulated Paul on his mustache! 358 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,120 Oh, yeah. Congratulations on your mustache, Paul. 359 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,960 Thank you, Dan. I've also trimmed my pubes. 360 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,560 What made you decide to do it, Paul? 361 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,720 Dunno. Just one of those things, you know? 362 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,280 You wake up one morning and think, "Why don't I have a mustache?" 363 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,040 You know, there are two types of people in this world, 364 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:10,480 people who've got mustaches, and people who don't. 365 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,280 And I decided to just say fuck it and grow a mustache. 366 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,880 How long did it take to grow it? 367 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,120 Erm... 368 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,320 Nine days. 369 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,360 It's good to try something different, isn't it? 370 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,960 Yeah. It is. Thank you, Shelly. Yeah. 371 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,040 There's this bloke called Graham at the gym... 372 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,960 Paul. We're going. 373 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,960 Coming, darling. 374 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,760 -Don't forget the food, baby! -Yeah. We'll catch you up. 375 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,600 -Excellent. We'll be by the pond. -You got my sunglasses? 376 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,520 They're on your shirt, Paul. 377 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,520 -Oh, yeah. -Shelly! 378 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,000 I'll be two minutes, Laura, I'm just going to speak to Becky. 379 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,440 All right, Becky? 380 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,640 No. 381 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,040 How's things? How're you feeling? 382 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,280 -Awful. -Oh, dear. 383 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,560 You two okay? 384 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,640 Yep. Cleaning your teeth? 385 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,240 No. 386 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,200 You having a good day? 387 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,880 Nope. I've got a hangover. 388 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,880 Yeah. 389 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,720 A lot of toothpaste. 390 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,320 I know it is. 391 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,720 We've just seen something very exciting. 392 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,240 Oh, yes! 393 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,720 Dan? Shelly? D'you want to leave us to it, yeah? 394 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,040 Yeah. Bye then. 395 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,520 -Bye. -Bye. 396 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,880 LAURA: Shelly! 397 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,720 You don't have to do everything she says. 398 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,320 Sorry. 399 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,200 Why didn't you tell me I looked like this? 400 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,800 You look lovely. 401 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,360 Seriously. Look at me. 402 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,400 I stink. My hair's a mess. 403 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,960 -What's that? -What? 404 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,080 -Becky! -What is it? 405 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,240 Nothing! It's my massive dick. 406 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,600 Well, I know that's a lie. 407 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,600 SHELLY: Becky! 408 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,920 Laura says, "Hurry the fuck up." 409 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,520 We'll be five minutes! 410 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,520 -LAURA: Quicker! -Okay! 411 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,240 SIGHS 412 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,960 I need to lie down. 413 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,320 Why won't you let me look in your pocket? 414 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,000 You can look in there if you want. I'm not stopping you. 415 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,920 My feet are freezing. 416 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,760 Mind if I close the curtains? 417 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920 So what are we watching then? 418 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,800 D'you want to see what's on iPlayer? 419 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,000 Or we could see if there's a Bodyshock we haven't watched. 420 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,880 I can't find my socks. 421 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,600 Where are my socks? 422 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,680 Have you seen any of my socks? 423 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,320 Erm... 424 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,000 My feet are freezing. 425 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,560 You could try looking in the... 426 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,440 Why have you got a bottle of cava in the laundry basket? 427 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,520 Because... 428 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,840 It was on special offer and I didn't want Laura finding it and nicking it. 429 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,280 What? 430 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,640 What's going on? 431 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,120 Nothing. 432 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:04,280 See? You are being so suspicious today. 433 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,360 I think at one point you thought I was going to ask you to marry me. 434 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,600 Shut up... 435 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,800 You did, didn't you? 436 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,880 Shut up... 437 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,240 Why would I want to marry you? You fucking stink. 438 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,560 We don't even believe in marriage! 439 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,880 Okay. Don't shout! 440 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,000 As if we're going to get married! 441 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,120 Come on. Let's get you in bed. You stinky bitch. 442 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,840 # My heart goes boom bang-a-bang Boom bang-a-bang 443 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,760 # When you are near 444 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,920 # Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang 445 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,840 # Loud in my ear 446 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,560 # Pounding away, pounding away 447 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,440 # Won't you be mine? 448 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,120 # Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time 449 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:56,000 # It's such a lovely feeling 450 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,680 # When I'm in your arms 451 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,720 # Don't go away I wanna stay my whole life through 452 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,240 # Boom bang-a-bang-bang Close to you #