1 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:05,840 I'm getting married! 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,119 [Laura]You haven't been drinking, Becks. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,240 You better not be pregnant. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,960 Don't say anything to anyone because I haven't told Steve yet. 5 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,040 I was planning a surprise for Steve in the flat. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,760 This is Lee, he used to go out with Becky. 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,400 We were together four and a half years. 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,800 Laura's just told me. She said you were pregnant. 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,840 I just want you to know I'm here for you, babe. 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,440 -What did he want? -Nothing. 11 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,600 You have both made the declarations required by law 12 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,280 and have made a solemn and binding contract 13 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,120 with each other in the presence of your witnesses and guests. 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:38,960 It gives me great pleasure to pronounce you husband and wife. 15 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,960 [guests applauding] 16 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,120 And I'm going to tell everyone what you've done with that faggot. 17 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,160 Well, what's everyone going to think about you for marrying me? 18 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,320 Sorry about all this, 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,560 I'm not actually very used to public speaking. 20 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,800 Could've fooled me! 21 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,640 [laughter and applause] 22 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,360 I am the bride! 23 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:16,000 I know you are, Laura. I'm so sorry. 24 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,200 You do not... 25 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,640 You do not tell me I've had too much to drink... 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,960 -Come on, Laura, darling... -No! 27 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,320 -Laura! -Laura! 28 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,800 You're such a virgin. 29 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,280 She didn't mean it. She gets like this. 30 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,720 I think my dress has got a little bit dirty. 31 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,280 Here. Come on. Why don't you have a little dance? 32 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,240 No! I'm going to tell Steve you're pregnant 33 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,880 and there's nothing you can do about it. 34 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,280 Laura! 35 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,520 Right, I got something I want to tell you. 36 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,720 Laura! Come and have a dance, yeah? 37 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,880 [cheering] 38 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,320 [music plays] 39 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,760 [applause] 40 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,760 ["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing] 41 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,600 ♪ ...go out at any time ♪ 42 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,560 ♪ But when I see you out and about... ♪ 43 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,120 You all right? 44 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,560 Not really. 45 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,639 You? 46 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,480 No. 47 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,600 ♪ It happens every day... ♪ 48 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,120 [crunches] 49 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,240 Do you mind not eating that in my ear? 50 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,840 -Sorry. -Thanks. 51 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,120 Oi, Steve. 52 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,680 In here. Now. 53 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,160 ♪ Love will never do ♪ 54 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,000 ♪ What you want it to ♪ 55 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:34,200 ♪ Why can't this crazy love be mine? ♪ 56 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,160 [taps running] 57 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,560 [groans in desgust] 58 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,800 -Bloody hell, Paul. -Oh, my God. 59 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,960 It smelt like this before I came in here. 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,360 [groans] 61 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,040 [door opens and closes] 62 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,040 It smelt like this before I came in here. 63 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,320 What do you want? 64 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,680 Laura's fucked. 65 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,000 She's said I've got to choose between her and Graham. 66 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,040 Hello. 67 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,360 Ooh. Smelly! 68 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,040 Excuse me. 69 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,920 [toilet seat goes down] 70 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 [trousers unzipped] 71 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,200 Shall we do the rest of this outside? 72 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,280 Yeah. 73 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,400 -Here he is! -I'm just going to find my lady wife... 74 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,240 You've got your honeymoon for that! 75 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,360 ♪ It happens every day ♪ 76 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,240 ♪ No matter what you say ♪ 77 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:31,160 ♪ You'll find it happens all the time ♪ 78 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,040 ♪ Love will never do ♪ 79 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,440 ♪ What you want it to ♪ 80 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,120 ♪ Why can't this crazy love...? ♪ 81 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,200 Oh, thanks. 82 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,880 Come with me. I want to tell you something! 83 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,360 I'm all right, thanks, Laura. 84 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,720 Oi! Go in there and get your cock out. 85 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,320 -Hi. -Hi. 86 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,560 Laura, what did you just say to him? 87 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,880 ♪ It's not unusual to be mad with anyone ♪ 88 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,320 ♪ It's not unusual to be sad with anyone ♪ 89 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,320 ♪ But if I ever find that you've changed at any time ♪ 90 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,280 Go on. 91 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,200 Thanks, Steve. 92 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,959 I really, really respect Muslims. 93 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,160 I'm not a Muslim. 94 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,680 -Laura. Please don't tell Steve... -Shut it. 95 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,920 I've actually got quite a lot in common with Muslims, 96 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,320 because I'm nice and I'm kind and I believe in God, 97 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,840 but then if you annoy me... 98 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,120 I go ape-shit. 99 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,160 I'm not a Muslim. 100 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,440 -[man groans] -Laura! 101 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,320 Oh, go shove it up your smelly arse. 102 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,880 Laura! 103 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,440 ["Can't Get You Out Of My Head" by Kylie Minogue playing] 104 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,600 All right? 105 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,640 Yep. Yes. 106 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,600 ♪ La-la-la-la-la... ♪ 107 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,760 Ugh! 108 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,760 Do you know where Laura went? 109 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,520 Where do you want to put it? 110 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,040 Sorry? 111 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,480 Where do you want to put it? 112 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,960 If you do it from behind, you won't have to look at me. 113 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,000 Laura? 114 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,120 Come on. You know you want it. 115 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,720 I really don't. 116 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,200 I'll suck you off. 117 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,640 You can cum in my face. 118 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,120 -Steve. -[knocks on door] 119 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,720 Hurry up. 120 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,760 Laura! 121 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,680 Your dad likes Shelly, doesn't he? 122 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,640 Yeah. 123 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,040 Oh, come on. He's fine. He's just having a laugh. 124 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,360 Laura? 125 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,520 Everyone's saying how bad Steve's speech was. 126 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,840 Steve? 127 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,200 Suck on my tits. 128 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,520 -No. -Yes. 129 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,760 -No. -Why are you laughing? 130 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,800 Because... 131 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,000 you're telling me to suck on your tits. 132 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,760 Just do it so I can tell Paul. 133 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,720 Let's go and have a dance, eh? 134 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,080 This is your last chance. 135 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,040 Are you going to suck on my tits or not? 136 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,240 No! 137 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,720 Don't laugh at me! 138 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,000 I was thinking of popping outside for a bit, get some fresh air. 139 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,280 OK. 140 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,320 You should come with me. I'm worried about you. 141 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,320 You need to be careful in your condition. 142 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,720 I'm fine. I'm going to wait for Laura. 143 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,160 Becky. Come on. 144 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,480 [snorts] 145 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,240 Don't fuck me about. 146 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,560 Pardon? 147 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,720 Becky's keeping a secret from you. 148 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,320 And she's told Lee because she loves him. 149 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,520 OK, Laura. 150 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,560 She dreams about him at night. 151 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,880 Course she does. 152 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,720 She carries a lock of his hair. 153 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,520 Nice. 154 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,760 She sniffs it when you're asleep. 155 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,360 And she's got a secret. 156 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,960 She's told him... 157 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,040 ..and I know what it is. 158 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,080 What? 159 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,560 What is it? 160 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,040 Laura... 161 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,240 ["Build Me Up Buttercup" by The Foundations playing] 162 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,360 Oh, my God! 163 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,200 [all cheering] 164 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,520 ♪ Why do you build me up ♪ 165 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,560 ♪ Build me up, buttercup, baby ♪ 166 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,560 ♪ Just to let me down? Let me down ♪ 167 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,080 ♪ And mess me around ♪ 168 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,120 ♪ And then worst of all Worst of all ♪ 169 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,600 ♪ You never call, baby ♪ 170 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,520 ♪ When you say you will Say you will ♪ 171 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,040 ♪ But I love you still ♪ 172 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,800 ♪ I need you I need you ♪ 173 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,880 ♪ More than anyone, darling ♪ 174 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,400 ♪ You know that I have from the start ♪ 175 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,560 ♪ So, build me up Build me up ♪ 176 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,600 ♪ Buttercup, don't break my heart ♪ 177 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,000 ♪ I'll be over at ten You told me time and again ♪ 178 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,000 ♪ But you're late I wait around and then ♪ 179 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,280 ♪ Bah-dah-dah ♪ 180 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,840 ♪ I went to the door I can't take any more ♪ 181 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,920 ♪ It's not you You let me down again ♪ 182 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,960 ♪ Hey, hey, hey Baby, baby, try to find ♪ 183 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,480 ♪ Hey, hey, hey A little time and I'll make you mine ♪ 184 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,120 ♪ Hey, hey, hey I'll be home ♪ 185 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,200 ♪ I'll be beside the phone waiting for you ♪ 186 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:58,080 ♪ Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo ♪ 187 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,280 ♪ Why do you build me up Build me up ♪ 188 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,240 ♪ Buttercup, baby ♪ 189 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,400 ♪ Just to let me down? Let me down... ♪ 190 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,480 -Hi, Mum. -This is Ian! Paul's brother! 191 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,040 Half-brother! I want to go home! 192 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,320 No, he doesn't! 193 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,520 Janet! Please! No! Please take your hands off me. 194 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,000 -You all right? -Yeah! 195 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,440 -You? -Yeah! 196 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,840 Wah-hey! 197 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,320 ♪ Build me up Build me up ♪ 198 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,520 ♪ Buttercup, don't break my heart ♪ 199 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:33,200 ♪ You were my toy, but I could be the boy you adore ♪ 200 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,919 ♪ If you'd just let me know Bah-dah-dah ♪ 201 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,600 ♪ Although you're untrue, I'm attracted to you ♪ 202 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,320 ♪ All the more ♪ 203 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,640 ♪ Why do I need you so? ♪ 204 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,760 ♪ Hey, hey, hey Baby, baby, try to find ♪ 205 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,160 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 206 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,520 ♪ A little time and I'll make you mine ♪ 207 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,280 ♪ Hey, hey, hey I'll be home ♪ 208 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,000 ♪ I'll be beside the phone waiting for you ♪ 209 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,480 ♪ Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo. ♪ 210 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,440 ["Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by WHAM! playing] 211 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,280 ♪ Jitterbug ♪ 212 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,120 ♪ Jitterbug ♪ 213 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,920 ♪ Jitterbug... ♪ 214 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,640 Calm down, mate. Come on. 215 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,320 She said if I choose Graham I'll never see Bernadette again. 216 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,680 Oh, what a pickle. 217 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,040 Dan. 218 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,920 Argh! 219 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,920 Calm down. You're Bernadette's dad. 220 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,320 She can't stop you seeing her. 221 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,840 Oh, yes, she can. 222 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,520 -Ugh! -Paul! 223 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,920 I am a man and I have feelings! 224 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,560 -You all right? -Yeah. Fine. 225 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,320 It's me own fault. 226 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,880 Shall I get you another drink? 227 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,720 Nah. You're all right. 228 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,480 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 229 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,640 ♪ 'Cause I'm not planning on going solo ♪ 230 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,000 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go... ♪ 231 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,720 -You having that? -Yeah. 232 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,960 [smashing inside cubicle] Fucking, stupid, fucking moron. 233 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,720 Ugly, fucking... 234 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,400 ..piggy little bitch... 235 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,720 Is he all right in there? 236 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,400 [punching and kicking door] Thick bitch! 237 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,160 -Yeah. He's fine. -Stupid, stinking moron... 238 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,000 By the way... ...your speech was diabolical. 239 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,240 Fucking pathetic. 240 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,120 Thanks. 241 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,600 Just get in the cubicle and do it. 242 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,280 Don't be silly, Laura. Becks? 243 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,240 -Just get it out. -OK! Careful, Laur'! 244 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,280 -Come on. Just get it out. -Careful, sweetheart. 245 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,640 Becks, let's pop outside. 246 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,600 Come on. Just a hand job. 247 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,280 You can close your eyes and imagine I'm her. 248 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,280 -Come on. -No! 249 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,040 It's just me and you, Paul. You can come out. 250 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,440 Leave me alone, Steve. I'm going to kill myself. 251 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,640 OK. How are you going to do that? 252 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,120 Dunno yet. 253 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,000 Shall I get you a knife? 254 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,760 Pills? 255 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,240 Bit of rope? 256 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,800 I'm actually all right. Thanks. 257 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,840 Right. 258 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,920 Have you said anything to Steve about the baby? 259 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,160 [Shelley] Don't do that, Laura! 260 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,720 Shut the door, Shell. 261 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,000 Sorry. 262 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,520 Sorry, Lee. 263 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,560 I think you probably need a bit of time alone, Laura, darling. 264 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,480 I've been planning this day since I was three... 265 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,960 ..so I don't really care about what you 266 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:34,240 and your ugly little lesbian embryo are doing about anything. 267 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,000 You know I love you, don't you? 268 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,560 I think me and Becky should leave you alone for a bit, darling. 269 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,120 You need a bit of me time. 270 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,680 Do you know how much this wedding cost? 271 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,200 Yeah, but it's been a lovely day, though, hasn't it? 272 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,480 Everyone said lovely things about you. 273 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,040 You did your lovely song. 274 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,520 Everyone was saying how amazing you looked, weren't they? 275 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,640 [Shelley] think you look absolutely beautiful, Laura. 276 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,040 See? 277 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,240 Don't touch what you can't afford. 278 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,880 I like being with Graham. 279 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,400 I know. 280 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,600 He's got this dressing gown I wear when I stay over. 281 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,160 It's really soft. 282 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,840 Ooh, it sounds lovely. 283 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,400 And he's got this massive bath. It's massive, Steve. 284 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,760 We got three of us in it. 285 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,960 But Bernadette needs me. She needs her biological parents. 286 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,680 Come on, Paul. I think you've got to call Graham. 287 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,160 [door opens] 288 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,880 He's just so gentle, Steve. 289 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,680 OK. 290 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,960 He reads me like a map. 291 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,240 He knows every contour of my body... 292 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,800 All right, all right. 293 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,080 Becky. Sweetheart. 294 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,080 Come outside with me. It's a lovely evening. 295 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,800 I need to look after Laura. 296 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,200 [applause and cheering] 297 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,040 What's so good about Steve? 298 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,400 I'm sorry, but someone's got to say it. 299 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,960 This is a man who asked you to marry him in his flat. 300 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,000 Seriously though, the most important question of your life 301 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,640 and does he hire out a limo? No. Does he take you up the London Eye? 302 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,840 I think you'll have a dance. 303 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,640 As soon as he finds out you're pregnant 304 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,760 he's going to leave you, sweetheart. I've seen it a million times. 305 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,360 So, you've got to tell him and tell him now 306 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,680 and you'll see for yourself what kind of man he is. 307 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,680 If you don't tell him, babe, I will. 308 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,120 Hi. 309 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:44,960 Hi. 310 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,880 Hi. Hello. 311 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,480 Tell me what? 312 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,760 Hey! Come on! Join in! 313 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,640 Don't be boring! 314 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,760 Shelly! 315 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,200 Go on, mate. Go on, mate. 316 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,280 Come on, mate, don't be boring. 317 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,120 Come on. 318 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,240 ["Do The Conga" by Gloria Estefan playing] 319 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,560 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga ♪ 320 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,120 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 321 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,320 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 322 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,080 ♪ Don't you fight it till you've tried it, do the conga beat... ♪ 323 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,040 ♪ Feel the fire of desire ♪ 324 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,440 ♪ As you dance the night away ♪ 325 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:39,280 ♪ 'Cause tonight we're gonna party ♪ 326 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,600 ♪ Till we see the break of day ♪ 327 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:49,200 ♪ Better get yourself together and hold on to what you got ♪ 328 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,960 ♪ Once the music hits your system ♪ 329 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,360 ♪ There's no way you're gonna stop... ♪ 330 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,560 [music continues] 331 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,720 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga... ♪ 332 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,080 [Music stops] Shit, shit, shit, shit...! 333 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,880 [all groaning] 334 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,800 Shit! 335 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,200 [music resumes] 336 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,320 [cheering] 337 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,720 [DJ] Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. 338 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,760 Please! Don't be like that! 339 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,560 -Leave me alone! For heaven's sakes! -Don't be like that. 340 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,480 Sorry, Daniel. 341 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,920 ["Everything Changes" by Take That playing] 342 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,080 All right? 343 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,920 Come on, Shelly. What room are you in? 344 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:28,920 Yes, OK, we could've legged it to your car, yes, but my point is, 345 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,360 we didn't do any of those things and now I'm married to her, Graham. 346 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,320 [door opens] 347 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,480 I need to do what's right for our baby. 348 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,000 This isn't about you and me, Graham. She needs her biological parents. 349 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,480 Oh, don't cry. Please don't cry. 350 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,560 I just want to know what room you're in, Shelly. It's quite simple. 351 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,320 OK, Nigel. 352 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,000 Have you seen Steve? 353 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,720 Um... 354 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,200 No, love. Sorry. 355 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,560 [sighs] 356 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,480 The wife's in bed. 357 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,560 Get rid of that thing... 358 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,319 and you and me can have some fun. 359 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,440 Come on, Shelly. Don't be a bitch. 360 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,960 I can't find Steve anywhere. 361 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,840 Oh, no. [clicks tongue] 362 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,520 ♪ Everything changes but you... ♪ 363 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,680 You give it all that with your high voice and your fake tan, 364 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,440 but you're just as rotten as the rest of them. 365 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,040 OK, Nigel. Goodbye now. 366 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,520 You can't look like that and not expect men to take an interest. 367 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,280 OK, Nigel. 368 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,720 You look like a whore... 369 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,080 ...you get treated like a whore. It's just a fact of life. 370 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,080 Don't get all fucking female about it... 371 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,760 What the fuck was that? 372 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,760 What's Becky going to tell me? 373 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,760 Just tell me, please, Lee... 374 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,120 because this is actually really not very nice. 375 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,880 -What's wrong with me, Dan? -I can do it myself. Get off. 376 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,880 -I'm a monster. -No, you're not, you're lovely. 377 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,680 I'm fine. It's just a nosebleed. 378 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,480 What happened? 379 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,840 -I killed him. -I'm fine. It's just a nosebleed. 380 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,640 I killed him. I've killed him, Dan! 381 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,840 You haven't killed him. 382 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,520 It's all right, Shell. Come on, let's sit you down. 383 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,560 It's over. Me and Graham are over. 384 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,640 I'm going to do the right thing for once. I'm going to change. 385 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,200 Steve, I'm going to be a good father. 386 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,680 That's great, Paul, yeah. 387 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,080 I've told him it's over. 388 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,760 I'm going to delete his number. 389 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,600 I'm going to take all his pictures of me off the internet. 390 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,880 What was I thinking? 391 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,360 When I say it out loud it doesn't even make sense! 392 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,320 He's 58! 393 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,280 It'd never work! 394 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,680 And he's a man. 395 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,800 I do love Laura. I know I do. 396 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,480 We have something special. 397 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,160 It's taken all this to prove it to me, 398 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,520 but sometimes that's what love's like. 399 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,240 She's an amazing woman and I love her 400 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,040 and I'm going to be true to her and we're going to be the most 401 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,000 loving biological parents Bernadette could ever need. 402 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,000 I feel like a cloud's lifted. 403 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,800 It's a happy ending, Steve. Everything's going to be OK. 404 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,440 I'm pleased for you mate. I really am. 405 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,800 I'm going to go find Laura, tell her the good news. 406 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,880 ["The Promise" by Girls Aloud playing] 407 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,880 All right? 408 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,320 ♪ You're gonna make me, make me love you ♪ 409 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,160 ♪ Nothing at all, nothing that I do ♪ 410 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,320 ♪ Promise I made, promise I made ♪ 411 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,960 ♪ Started to fade, started to fade ♪ 412 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,640 ♪ Here I am ♪ 413 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,040 ♪Walking Primrose ♪ 414 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,840 This is going to break Paul's heart. 415 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,800 [cheering and applause] 416 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,840 [DJ] Right, ladies and gentlemen, the fireworks are starting 417 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,000 so if you'd like to make your way outside and then back in here 418 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,880 for some more top tunes. 419 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,480 ♪ Are you watching me baby ♪ 420 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,040 ♪ 'Cause my heart is turning To solid gold ♪ 421 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,920 ♪ And my head is saying, honey Too good to be true ♪ 422 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,280 ♪ Oh, one look into your glitter eyes ♪ 423 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,560 ♪ Power's failing me every time ♪ 424 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,600 ♪ You're gonna make me, Make me love you... ♪ 425 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,400 This way. I think you need to tell me what's going on, Becks. 426 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,880 Has Laura said anything to you? 427 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,680 What about? 428 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,440 -You OK? -It was just a nosebleed. 429 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,440 I don't know what all the fuss was about. 430 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,120 Hey! 431 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,920 You going to come and see the fireworks? 432 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,120 Absolutely. We'll be there in a minute. 433 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,520 Great. See you out there! 434 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,880 That's my son. 435 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,400 Never. I thought he was your brother. 436 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,120 Yeah, we get that a lot. 437 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,760 Becky, you coming outside for the fireworks? 438 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,280 Yeah. Definitely. We'll see you out there. 439 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,720 Great. 440 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,600 What's happening, Becks? 441 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,080 Come on. 442 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,720 Lee. You coming outside? 443 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,480 Yeah. Just try and stop me! 444 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,360 [all laugh] 445 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,960 Right. This is it. 446 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,400 Come on. Let's go into the room. 447 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,200 No. I'm not coming in till you've told me. 448 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,480 Come on. Don't be silly. 449 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,920 No, I'm not coming in till you've told me, Becks. 450 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,200 Come inside, Steve. 451 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,840 I'm not coming in there. I'm not. 452 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,720 Right. This is it. I'm hot. 453 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,880 And I've got a sweaty back. 454 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,960 OK. 455 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,240 -What's that? -Soap. 456 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,640 Right. 457 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,320 So, I'm going to close my eyes and I'm going to count down from 20... 458 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,400 -Just start at ten. -I'm going to count down from 20 459 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,000 and you're going to tell me what's going on. OK? 460 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,080 Steve... 461 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,120 -20, 19, 18, 17... -I didn't want to tell you like this. 462 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,400 ...16, 15, 14, 13... 463 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,840 -Steve... -...12, 11, 10... 464 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,280 OK, OK. 465 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,640 ...nine, eight, seven, six, five... 466 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,800 I'm pregnant. 467 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,120 Sorry, I think I misheard you. Can you say that again? 468 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,440 I'm...I'm pregnant. 469 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,520 Is this what you've been wanting to tell me? 470 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,680 I, er... 471 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,480 Lee... 472 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,040 So, you're not going to dump me? 473 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,480 No, of course not. Why would I dump you? 474 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,080 There's about a million reasons. 475 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,440 I didn't want to tell you like this. 476 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,040 I wanted to do a nice pregnancy thing. 477 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,160 No, I'm sorry I don't know anything. 478 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,720 I don't... You can't be pregnant... 479 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,920 This is silly... I don't know how to do... 480 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,440 anything. Have you done a test? 481 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,600 -Yeah, of course. -What did it say? 482 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,120 It said I'm pregnant. 483 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,720 Fuck. 484 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,360 I'll join the library. Get a book on it. 485 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,360 We can go to classes. 486 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,080 Oh, yeah. OK. Good. 487 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,520 Fuck that, actually we'll have to talk to people. 488 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,680 I'll get a book on it. There'll be an app. 489 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,320 I'll need a smartphone. I can't afford one. 490 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,240 I'll get a job. 491 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,000 I'll get a smartphone. 492 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,880 And then I'll get myself an app all about how to be a dad. 493 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,560 Fuck. 494 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,480 Fucking hell. How am I going to be someone else's dad? 495 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,080 Is this going to be OK? 496 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,920 [Steve sighs] 497 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,320 Oh, my God, did I hurt you? 498 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,280 -Oh, don't be silly. -Is he easy to squash? 499 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,240 He? 500 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,200 God, I threw you off the bed this morning! 501 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,320 -It's a boy, is it? -I fucking hope so. 502 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,400 Come on. Sit down. 503 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,000 Are you OK? Do you feel sick? 504 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,280 Are you going to be sick? 505 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,160 Do you want me to get you a bowl? 506 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,200 Is that OK? 507 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,880 Wow, that looks really comfy. 508 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,160 Sit on it. 509 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,080 ["Boom Bang A Bang" by Lulu playing] 510 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,360 [indistinct audio] 511 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,400 ♪ I notice it most when we're kissin' ♪ 512 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,480 ♪ Come closer and love me tonight ♪ 513 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,040 ♪ That's right ♪ 514 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,200 ♪ Come closer and cuddle me tight ♪ 515 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,200 [Steve] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 516 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,360 ♪ My heart goes boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang ♪ 517 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,320 ♪ When you are near ♪ 518 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,400 ♪ Boom bang-a-bang, Boom bang-a-bang, loud in my ear ♪ 519 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,240 ♪ Pounding away, pounding away ♪ 520 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,280 ♪ Won't you be mine ♪ 521 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,360 ♪ Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time ♪ 522 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:23,040 ♪ It's such a lovely feeling ♪ 523 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,840 ♪ When I'm in your arms ♪ 524 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,840 ♪ Now, you are near I wanna hear your heartbeat too ♪ 525 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,080 ♪ Boom bang-a-bang-bang, I love you ♪ 526 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,600 ♪ It's such a lovely feeling ♪ 527 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,640 ♪ When I'm in your arms ♪ 528 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,680 ♪Now, you are near I wanna hear your heartbeat too ♪ 529 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,400 ♪ Boom bang-a-bang-bang I love you ♪