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WOMAN (ON TAPE):
Good morning, winner.

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Take a deep breath.

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(MOLLY BREATHES DEEPLY)

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Good. You're ready to dominate this day.

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You've worked harder than everyone,

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and that is why you're a champion.

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You understand
that greatness takes sacrifice.

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Visualize What you still want to achieve.

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Stand atop the mountain of your success

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and look down at everyone
who's ever doubted you.

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Fuck those losers.

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Fuck them in their stupid fucking faces.

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(BELL RINGS)

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♪♪♪

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- (CAR HONKING REPEATEDLY)
- MOLLY: Hey!

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- Oh, oh!
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh, shit.

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AMY: Hold the phone. I'm coming.

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Oh, shit.

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Wool.

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<i>I We know it, keep goin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I came straight from the stage... ♪</i>

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- AMY: What?
- MOLLY: What?

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- Excuse me.
- (MUSIC STOPS)

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- Oh, oh, oh! Hey!
- AMY: What? What? What?

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MOLLY: Missed ya.

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I missed you.

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- I missed you so much.
- MOLLY: Been one night.

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(MOLLY SNAPPING FINGERS)

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Are we gonna go to school, or...
MOLLY: No.

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I don't think we are.

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No, we're just gonna stay here.

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<i>♪ I don't wanna stress you out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I just wanna tell you the truth ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Motherfuckers try to tear us apart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But we're electric linked ♪</i>

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<i>I My revolution... ♪</i>

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- Move!
- AMY (GASPS): Jeez!

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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- BOY: Yeah! Woo!
- Are you...

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Swear to god.

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- SAMANTHA: Whoo!
- Are you kidding me, Samantha?

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You couldn't have just gone around?

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Where was this energy

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at my inauguration assembly, folks?

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- True.
- PRINCIPAL BROWN: I hope

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I never have to see any of you

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ever again, okay.

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That's it. Signin' off.

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- Go, Crocketts!
- (MIC FEEDBACK)

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Boom.

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- MOLLY: Principal Brown?
- (GROANING)

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Hi, Molly, Amy. What's shakin'?

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MOLLY: I want to make the transition
of next year's student government

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as seamless as possible,
so that when I'm up in New Haven...

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Yale. You can just say Yale, please.

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Well, our class's official policy is

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to not discuss where anyone
is attending next year.

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We don't want them to feel insecure.

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Very thoughtful.

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Anyway, I need to go over
the end-of-the-year

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budget numbers we have.

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Oh, gosh.

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Really? Like, now?

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What... I mean, why don't you
do it with Nick,

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you know? Please?

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I mean, he's you know,
he's the vice president.

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Nick?

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(LAUGHTER)

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We both know that Nick only ran for VP

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because they plan the dances.

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That position is...

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It's basically a popularity contest.
He's useless.

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Ladies, it's the last day.
You know?

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We did it. Huh? We got you
through high school.

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Can't we just graduate,

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head off to college,

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you know, celebrate this
wonderful achievement?

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Let's focus on getting through
the rest of the day without...

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MOLLY: I'm sorry. Are you
shutting the door on us?

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Because that's not subtle.
We will persist!

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Nick's like the great equalizer.

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Delegates from every group of girls

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are casting their ballots for his penis.

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Oh, and Triple A takes the lead.

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Don't call her that.

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Everybody calls her that.

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She gave roadside assistance

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to three senior guys last year.

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AMY: You hear them
getting degrading Nicknames?

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They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."

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That's not derogatory.
It's a factual description.

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7:20.

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Under eight minutes?
You're joking!

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- Oh, my god. 9:43.
- What?

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What am I gonna do
without you girls next year?

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Nobody around here
even attempts the Thursday.

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Well, Amy and I are gonna skype

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the puzzle every single week,

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- so we will send you our Sunday Times.
- Yep.

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MISS FINE: You know what?
Why don't I just give you two my number?

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That way, you guys can call or text me

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if you need anything.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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That would just make our lives.

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- Okay.
- MOLLY: Definitely.

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- I'll give you mine after.
- Oh, no, no,

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- I'll just share the contact.
- I can just...

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- I'm gonna share the contact.
- TRIPLE A: Wait, wait, wait.

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Miss Fine, I thought there were
no cell phones allowed in class.

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Or are there exceptions for ass-kissers?

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Hey! A dollar in the swearjar.

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I'm so sorry. These shorts,
they don't have pockets.

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- GEORGE: Okay, excuse me.
- BOY: Whoa, Triple A!

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Excuse me. Jesus Christ!

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Oh, my god.

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No spatial awareness
at this school.

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- Hey, Amy.
- It's her.

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Yeah?

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Did you just score
your teacher's phone number?

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Yeah.

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Nice.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hey, Miss Fine? You should
come party with us tonight.

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Did you just ask Miss Fine

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if she wants to party with you?

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You think she wants to watch
you and your friends

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- get drunk and break things?
- THEO: Yeah, sorry, hold on.

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I was having the conversation with her.

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- You were not part of this, so...
- Sit down, Theo.

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JARED: Yo, yo, what up, Miss Fine?

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Just wanted to drop off a last-day present
for my favorite teach.

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Jared, you are not my student.

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I've heard great things.
And hey, everybody else

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got their graduation gifts.
Right?

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Come on. Jare-Bear comin'
at you from all angles, right?

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- Nobody asked for that.
- (ALAN GROANS)

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JARED: Big me, littler me,

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little baby Jared at the bottom.

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Baby Jared says,
"Happy graduation, everybody."

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Yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt

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with your face on it, Jared.

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Like, not even ironically.

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Okay, well, agree to disagree.

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Jared, just go.

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I'm out of here.
Wasn't even here.

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See you, Molly.

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- AMY: Bye, Molly.
- JARED: I'll see ya.

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- Bye, Molly.
- Why does he...

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Why does he always do that?

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ALAN: Fair townspeople!

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Fa-fair townspeople!

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Fair townspeople,
I swear to god!

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(ALAN CLEARS THROAT)
Mark thy calendars

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and make thy plans to attend

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the drama department's summer program,

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"Shakespeare in the Parking Lot."

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(GASDS)

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We will be performing the bard's comedies

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as modern tragedies

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outside Whole Foods across town.

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It was actually funny.
It's, it's what we did

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in my summer program

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last year in Barcelona.

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- When I lived in Barcelona.
- (Molly GROANS)

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I will be directing, and Alan...

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may be starring, pending auditions.

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I don't audition.

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I'm offer-only. (CHUCKLES)

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This looks fun, but I'm not gonna,

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I'm not gonna be here.

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Yeah, Amy's spending
the summer in Botswana

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helping women make their own tampons.

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That's... gross.

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Well, blood attracts lions.
I'm saving lives.

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Oh, okay.
Well, that's actually noble.

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I, too, have a fear of big cats.

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And I can't, because
I'm working all summer,

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and also I don't want to.

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You are a philistine.

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Why would you do theater
when you could do debate?

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(SCOFFS) Because some of us
enjoy working with others.

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And some of us know how to win.

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Nobody's winning in that outfit. (HISSES)

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MISS FINE: Sit down, y'all.
We got work to do.

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So, Molly...

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- Mm?
- Why don't you start us off?

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- Thank you, Miss Fine.
- Kill it.

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All right, well, as you might recall

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from my analysis yesterday,

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- we were talking about...
- BOY: It's our last day.

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MOLLY: The idea
of submitting to authority.

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BOY: Let us live! Oh, my god!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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NICK: You got to open your mouth

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a little here more, boy.

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Okay, I got you, I got you,

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- I got you, I got you.
- THEO: Okay, chips!

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NICK: I got you. You ready?

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Dude, how am I supposed to get that?

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- Okay, that was my bad.
- Nick?

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You're wild. Wait, wait, wait.

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- Nick.
- Just one second.

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Nick, there's some
student government stuff

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- we have to go over.
- Come on, man!

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- Aim for my mouth!
- We have to go over

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the end-of-the-year budget,
so if you could just...

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Yeah, just...
Uh, we're playing this game

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where I got to catch it in my mouth.
It's complicated.

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I'll holler at you later, I guess.

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- I'm sure it's complicated.
- NICK: Oh.

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I cannot believe I lasted an entire year

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with Nick as my vice president.

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He's allergic to work.

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All he wants to do is goof off.

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It's infuriating.

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♪♪♪

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<i>♪ Oh baby baby baby babe ♪</i>

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<i>I How long am I supposed to wait? ♪</i>

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Dude, go talk to Ryan.

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What? No.

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Cool, cool, 'cause I'm,
I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.

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- No. No!
- 'Cause I have so much to say...

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No.

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Fine. I'm going. Just gonna...

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There she goes.

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(MOUTHS)

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<i>♪ Oh baby baby baby please ♪</i>

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<i>I My heart says to my ears ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh baby baby do you ♪</i>

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AMY: Oh, oh, sorry, sorry...

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- RYAN: Dude.
- (SOFTLY) Amy.

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- RYAN: It's all good. Yeah.
- Here you go. Here.

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Sharp elbows.

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Not as sharp as your chin.

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RYAN: What?

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Um, so, isn't it crazy
that it's the last day?

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I know, dude.
I can barely believe it.

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Are you gonna come to Nick's tonight?

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His aunt went on a cruise ship
that broke down,

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so Nick's gonna throw
a party at her house.

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That's, that's awesome.

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It's, it's all right.

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They're you know, they're stuck

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on a boat, shitting in buckets.

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Oh, well, that's not really what I meant.

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Oh, Jesus.

250
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- RYAN: Come on, Tanner.
- All right, well...

251
00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,499
All right. I'll see you later.

252
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,959
I'll just, um...

253
00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:34,757
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

254
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,509
What are you doing? Go back.

255
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,554
No, that was bad. That was bad.

256
00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,924
I'm good, I don't even know
if she's into girls,

257
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:39,845
so I'm good. That was...

258
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,346
She wore a polo shirt to prom.

259
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,100
Well, that's just her gender performance.

260
00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,626
It's different from
her sexual orientation.

261
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,060
I'm sorry, but I don't get it.

262
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,337
Well, gender is a construct of...

263
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,646
No, thank you,

264
00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,565
that much I understand.
It just...

265
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,112
It's a little bit shocking

266
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,860
that, that you're into Ryan.

267
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:55,986
First crush?

268
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,950
The little white cat from The Aristocats.

269
00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,660
You go from that to Avril Lavigne.

270
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,830
It's just is not,
it's not what I anticipated.

271
00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,452
I just like that she's...

272
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,367
always in a good mood,

273
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,209
and she's got
a really cute smile.

274
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,372
She just seems like she'd be
a really fun person

275
00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,336
to have sleepovers and lie around with.

276
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,716
Excuse me? Pardon me?

277
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,906
I'm a fun person to have sleepovers
and lie around with.

278
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,045
It's literally all we do.

279
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,173
Well, with her, there'd be more...

280
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:21,929
vagina involved.

281
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,601
That's fair.

282
00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,807
She said Nick's having a party tonight.

283
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,394
Of course he would.
He's so fucking stupid.

284
00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,942
Somebody always gets arrested
the night before graduation.

285
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,238
Amy, do you know
how many girls are gonna be

286
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,524
up your vagina at Columbia next year?

287
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,613
Are you aware of it?
'Cause I'm aware of it.

288
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,410
Every time I come to visit you,

289
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,267
you're just gonna be scissoring
a different girl.

290
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,782
Dude, scissoring is not a thing.

291
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:46,995
- Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- It's not a thing.

292
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,493
Don't knock it
until you've tried it.

293
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,661
I'm not knocking it, but it's just...

294
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,609
How 'bout you don't knock it
until you've tried it?

295
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,464
<i>♪ Lala lala lala la ♪</i>

296
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,675
<i>I Not the cemetery or the penitentiary ♪</i>

297
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,963
<i>♪ Damn my contemporaries ♪</i>

298
00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,632
<i>I I'm too legendary, it's so... ♪</i>

299
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,179
Here comes the one percent.

300
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,598
<i>♪ Money, / got money ♪</i>

301
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,888
<i>♪ I got money (OO-OO-OOOH) ♪</i>

302
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,554
<i>♪ Money, / got money ♪</i>

303
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,890
That car belongs in a museum.

304
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,226
What the fuck, Jared?
I said door to door.

305
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,563
Museum of death, 'cause
its smog is killing us all.

306
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,699
- GIGl: Fuck!
- You all right?

307
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,444
They spend every minute together.
It's so weird.

308
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,154
We spend every minute together.

309
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,619
We are equals.
Gigi just keeps Jared around

310
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,645
for when she needs a liver.

311
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,855
- JARED: No, please don't get on my car.
- GIGI: I'm fucking spent, Jared!

312
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,710
- At least take the heels off.
- I'm fucking spent.

313
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,942
- Gege, I just got it back...
- Okay.

314
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,360
- From the shop.
- Shh! I'm napping.

315
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,045
Do you think it's true
that his dad got him

316
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,293
a sex worker for his fourteenth birthday?

317
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,670
It's too weird of a story to be made up.

318
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,388
There's so many specifics.

319
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,845
He sprained his ankle.
She had a hearing aid.

320
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,051
What up, chicas?

321
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,431
It's intolerable.

322
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,560
You guys hungry?

323
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,980
I, I got some soup dumps.

324
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,724
GIGI: Keep it down out there!

325
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,255
Prob... They're probably
a little soggy now,

326
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,464
- but they're great cold.
- It's all right.

327
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,694
Okay, I'm going to pee

328
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,092
in your weird-ass bathroom.
Watch my stuff.

329
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,072
Until all of us can pee without genitals,

330
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,733
none of us can.

331
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,447
MOLLY: These motherfuckers.

332
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,449
Your ugly what?

333
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,913
How did you graduate sixth grade?

334
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,620
- It's shocking to me.
- (DOOR OPENS)

335
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,957
THEO: Okay. So, I would
marry the sex doll.

336
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,150
- TANNER: Right.
- THEO: Okay.

337
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,380
Fuck the soccer ball.

338
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,290
- TANNER: Yep.
- THEO: And then kill Molly.

339
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,004
TANNER: Dude! No.

340
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,465
There's no other way, dude.
Like, I can't fuck her

341
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,924
you know, 'cause when I'm scared,

342
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,089
my dick can't get hard.

343
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,973
And then like, I can't marry her,

344
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,217
'cause, well, I don't believe

345
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,684
- in the institution.
- Uh-huh.

346
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,436
So, I have to kill Molly.

347
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,601
And I know it'll haunt me.
I'm a peaceful person.

348
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,766
- TANNER: That's very true.
- (LAUGHS)

349
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,775
Wait, are you guys talking
about Molly Davidson?

350
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,840
- TANNER: Yeah.
- THEO: Yeah.

351
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,133
TRIPLE A: That girl is so weird.

352
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,738
She always acts like she's like 40.

353
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,398
TANNER: I wish she was fucking 40, man.

354
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,846
Women in their 405 know themselves.

355
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,701
Oh, she's, she's cute.

356
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,286
You know, yeah, I'll give her that,

357
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,475
but she'd probably make you quiz

358
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,706
on her SAT analogies while you fuck her.

359
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,834
Dude, no. Her vagina's
probably stuffed with diplomas.

360
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,826
How much you wanna bet?

361
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,794
That shit' 5 like
a filing cabinet down there.

362
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,547
Well, I got no problem
with a filing cabinet.

363
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,630
I would make passionate sex
to Molly Davidson.

364
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,759
- Really?
- Yeah.

365
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,545
I'd just put a bag over her personality.

366
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,889
- (All LAUGH)
- Yeah.

367
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,262
Molly's like a butterface for personality.

368
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,180
A butter-personality.

369
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,351
(BOYS LAUGH)

370
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,103
THEO: Yeah! That's it.

371
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,730
- TRIPLE A: 80 bad.
- (TOILET FLUSHES)

372
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,858
THEO: That's cool, man, yeah.

373
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,101
What?

374
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,769
Shit.

375
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,736
Oh.

376
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,993
Oh, please do not stop on my account.

377
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:31,285
Do you know what?
My vag is stuffed with diplomas.

378
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,292
Soon, it's gonna be stuffed
with job offers

379
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,577
and glowing profiles

380
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,087
and commendations from the governor.

381
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:42,171
So, while you guys were
all studying AP handjobs,

382
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,339
I was kicking ass and busting curves,

383
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,532
and I'm gonna continue to do that

384
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,763
at Yale next year, so...

385
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:49,803
I like my choices,

386
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,306
and wherever you three are next year,
I hope you do, too.

387
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,770
I'm going to Yale, too.

388
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,937
What?

389
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,648
I'm incredible at handjobs,

390
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,188
but I also got a 1560 on the SATs.

391
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,485
No, you didn't.

392
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,775
I got in early.

393
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,530
- To Yale?
- TRIPLE A: Uh-huh.

394
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,444
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- TRIPLE A: Mm-hmm.

395
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,955
Oh, and, Tanner,
where are you going to school?

396
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,834
Uh, I'm, I'm playing soccer at Stanford.

397
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,618
Stanford University? (SCOFFS)

398
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,037
What are you guys talking about?

399
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,797
- Yeah, Stanford.
- Mm-hmm. Stanford University.

400
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,966
Hey, I'm not going to college.

401
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,048
I got recruited to go code for Google.

402
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,091
I mean, it's not Apple,

403
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,306
but the bennies are pretty tight, man,

404
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,387
and it's mid six-figures,
so I'm not complaining.

405
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,206
- My boy. That's my boy.
- I'm so proud of you. It's amazing.

406
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,562
You failed the seventh grade twice.

407
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,892
Rule of threes.

408
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,166
- You guys are serious?
- TRIPLE A: Mm-hmm.

409
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,820
Hey, um, I might pretend

410
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,689
like I don't know you next year.

411
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,736
No offense.

412
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,367
Hmm. This...

413
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,778
This isn't possible.

414
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,617
You guys don't even care about school.

415
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:58,164
No, we just don't only care about school.

416
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,339
(SCOFFS)

417
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,960
(THEO CLEARS THROAT)

418
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,013
Well, I'm, I'm done.

419
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,967
All right. After you. After you.

420
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,016
Okay.

421
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,096
(CLEARS THROAT)
So-sorry, excuse me.

422
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,309
WOMAN (ON TAPE):
You've worked harder than everyone

423
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,228
who's ever doubted you.

424
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,360
(ECHOING) Worked harder.

425
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,770
Doubted you.

426
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,450
(SLAMS DOOR)

427
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,286
- Hey, you okay?
- (EXHALES)

428
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,371
Nick, where are you going
to school next year?

429
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,916
- I thought we weren't supposed to talk...
- Just tell me!

430
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,629
Georgetown. Jesus.

431
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,211
- Hope!
- HOPE: No.

432
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,841
- Where you going to school next year?
- I couldn't be less interested

433
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,381
in, like, whatever this is.

434
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,970
(GRUNTS) Gigi!

435
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,721
Where the fuck are you going
to school next year?

436
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,966
Don't judge me.
It was my fifth choice.

437
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,137
Harvard.

438
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,638
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

439
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,438
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

440
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,494
- (AIL CHEERING)
- Seniors rule!

441
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,875
<i>♪ No ice with a straw, yeah ♪</i>

442
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,120
<i>I Now, who could drive away
from the corner? ♪</i>

443
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,750
<i>I I'm a bitch
I cannot be bothered ♪</i>

444
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,714
<i>I I'm not here
to ask about your mother ♪</i>

445
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,212
<i>I Don't care who you are
don't care what you do ♪</i>

446
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,091
<i>♪ But if you buy my drinks
I can act like I do I</i>

447
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,767
<i>♪ A double, double rum cola ♪</i>

448
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,516
<i>♪ No ice, with a straw, yeah ♪</i>

449
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,848
<i>I Now, who could drive away
from the corner? ♪</i>

450
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,568
(AMY INAUDIBLE)

451
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,911
<i>AMY (SINGING):
I If you don't say something ♪</i>

452
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,499
<i>♪ In the next ten minutes I</i>

453
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,330
<i>I I'm gonna take you to the hospital ♪</i>

454
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,545
<i>♪ I don't wanna say
I'm getting concerned ♪</i>

455
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,677
<i>I But to be honest,
I'm getting concerned ♪</i>

456
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,837
This is fucked!

457
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,300
Okay.

458
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,305
This is obviously not helping.

459
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,091
We chose. We didn't party,

460
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,261
because we wanted to focus on school

461
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,770
and get into good colleges.

462
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,850
And it worked.

463
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,107
But the irresponsible people who partied

464
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,483
also got into those colleges.

465
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,528
They did both.

466
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,108
- So?
- So, we messed up.

467
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,988
We didn't have to choose.
They did both.

468
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,899
We are the only assholes who did one.

469
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,911
Hey! We are not assholes, okay?
Let's just...

470
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,038
Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,

471
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,323
look at the memory box,

472
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,912
- Celebrate the end...
- MOLLY: This is not

473
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,785
a time to celebrate.

474
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,957
We have to go
to a party tonight.

475
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,419
- What?
- Let's go to Nick's party.

476
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,208
Na, are you kidding? No! No way.

477
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,923
Amy, we only have one night left

478
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,803
to have studied
and partied in high school.

479
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,636
Othenrvise, we're just gonna be
the girls that missed out!

480
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,427
We haven't done anything!
We haven't broken any rules!

481
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,313
Okay. We've broken a lot of rules.

482
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,973
One, we have fake IDs.

483
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,266
Fake college IDs,

484
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,526
so we can get into
their 24-hour library.

485
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,903
Name one person
whose life was so much better

486
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,940
- because they broke a couple of rules.
- Picasso.

487
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,513
That's... He broke art rules.
Name a person who broke a real rule.

488
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,805
- Rosa Parks.
- Name another one.

489
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,615
- Susan B. Anthony.
- God damn it!

490
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,748
Amy, I'm so serious.
They think that we're robots.

491
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,999
They think all we care about

492
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,126
is taking a million APs
and getting into Yale

493
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,036
and editing law review at Georgetown,

494
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,360
and clerking for a federal judge
between junior and senior year

495
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,920
before eventually becoming

496
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,506
the youngestjustice ever nominated

497
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,388
to the Supreme Court of the United States!

498
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,519
In my case.

499
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,764
You get the point.

500
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,679
Nobody knows that we are fun.

501
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,597
- We know.
- They need to know.

502
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,518
- Who's "they"?
- We are not one-dimensional.

503
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,607
We are smart and fun.

504
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,980
We have to do this.

505
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,525
This is crazy.
We graduate tomorrow.

506
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,027
What if we get in trouble?

507
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,241
You know that we are too smart for that.

508
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,031
Plus, Ryan is gonna be there.

509
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,491
She wanted you to come.

510
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,163
You're finally gonna make your move.

511
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,456
(SCOFFS) No. She's not... No.

512
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,818
You've been out for two years,
and you've never kissed a girl.

513
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,707
I want you to experience this.

514
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,677
What will I be doing during
that time, you might ask?

515
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,680
I'm going to experience
a seminal, fun anecdote,

516
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,425
and we are gonna change our stories.

517
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,767
Forever.

518
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,682
(EXHALES)

519
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,251
We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.

520
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,061
The Dust Bowl can wait, bitch!

521
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,022
What took them four years,
we are doing in one night!

522
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,396
- (PLATE SHATTERS)
- Oh, Jesus!

523
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,656
<i>♪ Like the way I work it
then I bend it over show 'em shots ♪</i>

524
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,554
<i>I All these hoes around here
sitting on they ass shots ♪</i>

525
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:43,069
<i>I Then [pop it then I shake it
like an assquake ♪</i>

526
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,825
<i>I More then all these fakes
I bet these bitches know me ♪</i>

527
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,851
<i>I I'm the baddest in the building ♪</i>

528
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,395
<i>♪ Now these bitches want to be me... I</i>

529
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,521
- No. Not acceptable.
- This is not okay.

530
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,025
Who allowed you to be this beautiful?

531
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:55,252
- Who allowed you to be this beautiful?
- Who allowed you to take my breath away?

532
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,295
Call the paramedics.
Call the police.

533
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,842
'Cause there has been an emergency.

534
00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,846
I can't look right at it.

535
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,262
(GRUNTING) Not today!

536
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,802
Grip escape move!

537
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,679
Oh. Work. Get it. Tushy.

538
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:13,099
AMY: Hand sanitizer.
Chapstick. College IDs.

539
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,434
Now, mace. Listen,

540
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,298
it is very important
that you keep the safety...

541
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,233
- (MACE SPRAYS)
- (BOTH EXCLAIMING)

542
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,522
- Amy!
- The safety's not on!

543
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,739
Don't touch your eyes!

544
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,737
You have the same parts she does.

545
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,534
You just take what you do to yourself,

546
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,653
flip it upside down.

547
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,537
Well, I don't, I don't really...

548
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,699
Just a down, but a flip.

549
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,291
- I don't...
- A down flip.

550
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,711
What if I don't use my hands?

551
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,335
You can make yourself come
using only your mind?

552
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,582
- AMY: No!
- That's the one thing

553
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,049
- my mind can't do.
- AMY: No!

554
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,967
Look, I use, just...

555
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,051
other stuff.

556
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,425
- MOLLY: A book?
- AMY: No.

557
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,469
Very Freudian, but I'd worry
about paper cuts.

558
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,684
No! Can we just stop talking about this?

559
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,228
- That little elephant?
- AMY: No! Stop!

560
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,315
That weird crochet pig?

561
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,436
AMY: My grandma gave me that
right before she died!

562
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,545
If you don't tell me what it is,

563
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,854
- you know I'm gonna get it...
- It's the panda!

564
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,193
It's the panda, okay?

565
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,441
The panda. Whatever. Just...

566
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,024
Argh. Can we just stop talking about this,

567
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,781
please, for the love of all things?

568
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,948
(WHISPERS) Quick question.

569
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,862
Just a quick Q.

570
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,448
What happened to her eye?

571
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,494
That fell off way before
anything happened between us.

572
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,708
- Does she talk dirty to you?
- Mm-mm.

573
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,248
Tell you about how she's endangered?

574
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,628
AMY: No!

575
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,592
- Stop!
- Do pandas roar?

576
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,635
- Stop!
- (LAUGHING)

577
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,504
You sneaky little bitch!

578
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,389
I can't believe you didn't tell me

579
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,055
that you have been mounting
that tragic panda

580
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,727
every single night! (LAUGHS)

581
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,725
- Yeah.
- This is honestly, it's exhilarating.

582
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,473
I thought I knew everything about you.

583
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,104
I think it's healthy for a relationship

584
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,851
to have secrets, and now we have one.

585
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,562
Do I have a secret for you?
Okay, yes.

586
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,814
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

587
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,565
(WHISPERS) I once tried to masturbate

588
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,444
with an electric toothbrush.

589
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,491
But I got a horrible UTI.

590
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:54,329
Horrible. Like... horrible.

591
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,456
I wish that would've been a secret,

592
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,251
but you've mentioned it many, many times.

593
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,257
Hey, hey!
I need you to do the talking.

594
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,638
Why don't you just tell them
we're going to a party?

595
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,347
Because they'll ask too many questions.

596
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,579
They'll try to call Nick's aunt.

597
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,094
I've never lied to my parents before.

598
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,354
And you know when I lie,
I just add too many details.

599
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,349
Just, just make up a story, but don't say

600
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,892
we're having a date night or anything.

601
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,270
Why? It's funny your parents
think we're boning.

602
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,480
No, it's not, because you're not the one

603
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,489
who has to deal with their creepy smiles

604
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,485
when I tell them I'm meeting
you at the library,

605
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,987
when I'm actually
meeting you at the library.

606
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,785
Honestly, it's surprising
that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,

607
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,000
considering their whole Jesus thing.
It's nice.

608
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,951
DOUG: Charmaine, get to the safe room.

609
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,578
- MOLLY: Hey!
- DOUG: We're being robbed by super models!

610
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,876
Aw, you girls look fabulous!

611
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,125
And smart and also brave.

612
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,384
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.

613
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,471
Wait, are you guys cold?

614
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,136
- A little.
- Just a little nippy.

615
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,092
I'll start a fire!

616
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,786
Or I'll turn up the heat.
Just get the jackets off.

617
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,141
Dinner's about ready.

618
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,663
- Oh, well...
- CHARMAINE: You got to taste this.

619
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,847
- DOUG: Yeah.
- I'm calling it

620
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,057
"diplo-meatball."

621
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,266
(LAUGHTER)

622
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,263
- Sure!
- Don't engage, don't engage.

623
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,264
Oh, right. Right, okay.

624
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,562
Um, Char-Char. Dougsicles.

625
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,693
Would it be okay if Amy stayed
over at my house tonight?

626
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,619
- The, the, the night before graduation?
- DOUG: Well...

627
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,284
Yeah. You know, my mom
can drive us to the ceremony.

628
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,156
We just want as much time
together as we can

629
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,284
before she leaves for Africa.

630
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,704
We made, uh, mushroom cap and gowns.

631
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,632
- (BOTH MUMBLE)
- We made special names for all this stuff.

632
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,546
Great deal of care was taken.

633
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,261
- Well...
- Every... I mean, look at...

634
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,256
chips and sal-so long, high school.

635
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,385
- (GIRLS CHUCKLE)
- DOUG: You know,

636
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,885
cheese and sala-me being your dad

637
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,227
was the greatest honor of my life.

638
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,894
Everything has a name.
O-Love my baby girl.

639
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,920
- CHARMAINE: Yeah.
- That's olives.

640
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,229
- Doug...
- CHARMAINE: Do you know what?

641
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,728
We get it. We get it.

642
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,445
- We understand, okay.
- Yes, yes, we do.

643
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,235
- What you two have...
- We do. I'm sorry.

644
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:52,823
What they have is very, very special.

645
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:56,451
- Yeah.
- Ah, it really is. It is.

646
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,325
You know, they say
you never forget your first.

647
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,951
Friend.

648
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,287
- Special friend.
- Normal friend.

649
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,839
- MOLLY: Yeah, my special friend.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

650
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,547
I'm just so thankful we get to spend
the whole night together

651
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,921
to really show each other
how much we care

652
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:12,921
- about each other.
- Oh!

653
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,140
- That's great.
- MOLLY: Mm, my girl!

654
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,593
We'll probably just do a Korean face mask.

655
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,930
- Okay.
- MOLLY: Go, go, go!

656
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,685
AMY: Okay.

657
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,313
BOTH (SHRIEK): Yes!

658
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,571
Nick's auntie's house
is about to be poppin'.

659
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,472
- Big-Ass party.
- Aunt Viv! Aunt Viv, I love...

660
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,612
- 10-4. That's for the boy.
- (ULULATING)

661
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,447
(THEO WHOOPING)

662
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,161
Ferris isn't trying to fall in love...

663
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,124
TANNER: Yes, he is.

664
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,335
♪♪♪

665
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,745
Oh, fuck!

666
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,544
Oh, my god.
Tanner ate a ghost pepper.

667
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,505
AMY: He needs milk!
Someone get him milk. That's...

668
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,590
- That's not gonna help.
- TANNER: Oh, fuck!

669
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,509
AMY: Oh, that's too much milk.
He, hejust had too much milk.

670
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:01,099
Fuck! No one is answering!

671
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,855
(ANGRILY) Somebody give me the address.

672
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:06,601
W-We've never hung out
with any of these people

673
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,477
outside of academic activities.

674
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,112
They probably think we're
calling about school stuff.

675
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,233
You're right.
Can we just call a Lyft?

676
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,109
We still don't know where we're going.

677
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,658
Do you know a Lyft driver that knows

678
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,031
where Nick's aunt lives?

679
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:21,876
I think I do.

680
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,546
Who are you calling?

681
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,913
Don't worry about it, chica.

682
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:28,914
What?

683
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:31,087
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

684
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,339
Jesus Christ!

685
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,849
All aboard the SS Lit...

686
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:41,886
As Fuck!

687
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,271
(CLEARS THROAT)
The SS Lit As Fuck!

688
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,519
I'm so glad you called.

689
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,607
Sorry it took so long.

690
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,439
Traffic was nerts!

691
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,773
I'm co... I'm coming...

692
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,235
It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.

693
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,823
It's a means to an end.

694
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,035
May I offer you the front,
mademoiselle? No?

695
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,700
Going for the back. That's cool.

696
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:01,823
Back's great, too.

697
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,165
Great air flow back there.
Get on in there.

698
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,578
Okay.

699
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,649
Time for some nights we'll never remember
with some friends we'll never forget, huh?

700
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,192
Jared, you know where the party is, right?

701
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:10,456
Abso-fruit-Iy, ladies.

702
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,340
We are headed to the biggest,

703
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:13,796
coolest grad night party in town.

704
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,336
Can I get a what-what?

705
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,674
Jesus Christ.

706
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,305
No? That's okay. Maybe later.

707
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,635
It's over on the west side.

708
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,641
So, get some tunes goin'.

709
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,498
WOMAN (ON AUDIOBOOK:)
Random House Audio presents.

710
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,433
LEAN IN: Women, Work
and the Will to Lead...

711
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,565
Okay. That's embarrassing.

712
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,755
I have this thing where I like to hear

713
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,610
the words of powerful women before I party

714
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,396
to remind myself of the respect and awe

715
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,565
you ladies deserve.

716
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,733
WOMAN: "Internalizing the revolution."

717
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,528
I got pregnant with
my first child in the summer...

718
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,018
Well, I'll get something peppy going.
We'll get this party started, huh?

719
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,578
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- <i>♪ Holy calamity ♪</i>

720
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,825
<i>♪ Scream insanity ♪</i>

721
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,327
<i>I All you ever gonna be's
another great fan of me ♪</i>

722
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,044
♪♪♪

723
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,710
(PHONE RINGING)

724
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,126
Sorry about that.

725
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,365
Jared, it's fine.
Isn't she your girlfriend or something?

726
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,051
What? No, she's... (LAUGHS)

727
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,591
No girlfriend for me.
I can't pick faves.

728
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,384
Too many ladies wanna lock this down,

729
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,761
and they don't have the code.

730
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,560
2-8-3-1.
Well, tha-tha-that's my pin number.

731
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,057
- (PHONE RINGING)
- Uh...

732
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,435
(CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, I'll just...
What's up, Gege?

733
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,649
GIGI (ON PHONE):
Jared, where the fuck did you go?

734
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:15,983
I left my tin of special things

735
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,113
in your car, and I need it!

736
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,320
Okay, all right. Jeez, Louise!

737
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:22,907
Do I wanna know what
a "tin of special things" is?

738
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:26,991
(GASPS) Oh, my god.

739
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,035
- This is drugs.
- What?

740
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,544
- What?
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

741
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,829
Hey, Jare.

742
00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,747
Jared, we're just gonna hop out here.

743
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,236
- Wait, what? Why?
- MOLLY: She's... No.

744
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,296
- She's kidding.
- No. I'm not.

745
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,052
Our, our friend, she just texted us,

746
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,759
and she said she, she, she hit a possum

747
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:41,968
- with her car.
- Oh, no.

748
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,162
- AMY: Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
- Do you know what kind of possum, or...

749
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,517
But the possum didn't die.

750
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,644
Its adrenaline and rage
just made it stronger...

751
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,305
Okay, we are not hopping off.
Keep driving.

752
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,190
What about the po...
Is she gonna be okay?

753
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,254
Do you wanna text her
to see if she's okay?

754
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,339
MOLLY: Enough about the possum!

755
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,648
Jared, you took Spanish, right?

756
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,358
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

757
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,635
(BOTH SPEAKING CHINESE)
Speak Chinese.

758
00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,990
It's gonna be fine. Trust me.

759
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,445
Don't patronize me.

760
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:04,828
What if Gigi takes it and dies
and our prints are on the tin?

761
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,368
Chain of custody!

762
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,477
(IN ENGLISH)
I'm not getting any of it.

763
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,479
(CONTINUES IN CHINESE)
Criminally negligent homicide!

764
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,461
Our prints aren't on the powder.
We could pour it out the window!

765
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,622
(TIRES SCREECHING)

766
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,048
Whoo!

767
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,379
Came in a little hot there.

768
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,340
That's my bad. But we are here.

769
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,472
- What do we do?
- Don't move. Don't inhale.

770
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:24,517
JARED: All right.

771
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:26,846
Oh, shit.

772
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,352
There are drugs in my orifices.

773
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,231
Drugs? Oh, no, that's not drugs.

774
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,812
That's just Gigi's vitamins.

775
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,601
- (EXHALES)
- Her, her what?

776
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,770
Yeah. You know, like vitamin D, B-12.

777
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,384
Gigi likes to crunch them up
and snort them.

778
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,864
She says they work better that way.

779
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,269
We'll get you cleaned up on board.

780
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,693
Wait. What do you mean "on board"?

781
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,486
JARED: Okay. Now, you guys said

782
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,954
you wanted to go to the best party.

783
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,999
So, I brought you to the best party,

784
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,201
which is my party.

785
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,711
- (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)
- Prepare to get bashed!

786
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:55,916
(HORN BLARES)

787
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,456
N-not in, like, a violent way,

788
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,087
completely consensual bash.

789
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,254
I don't know if that was clear.

790
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,127
"Prepare to get
consensually bashed," that'll say.

791
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,575
I'll have 'em change it.
What do you think?

792
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,510
You're serious, Jared?
This is your party?

793
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,800
You don't wanna go
to Nick's lame house party.

794
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,893
You don't.
A boat is international waters, right?

795
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,562
Maritime law.
Just come check it out for a little bit.

796
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,731
It's sick! The catering company

797
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,641
said it's the coolest party
they've ever been to.

798
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,893
And I'll tell you something...

799
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,938
they worked Sasha Obama's sweet 16.

800
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,316
Up to you.

801
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:24,362
What are we thinking?

802
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,910
We still don't have the address to Nick's.

803
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,488
Someone on board might know where it is.

804
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,825
And I'd like to meet
someone who met Sasha.

805
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,626
Yeah. Respect for Sasha.

806
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,374
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

807
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,423
Let's go.

808
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:38,831
You guys excited?

809
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,878
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

810
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,135
- Oh, my god!
- JARED: Welcome to the club!

811
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,595
- Oh, no!
- Pretty cool, huh?

812
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:47,590
We're on a boat ride now.
What's up with that?

813
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,299
There's not a soul here, Ames.

814
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,804
Ice tiger.

815
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,264
This is insane.
You made gift bags?

816
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,854
There's an iPad in here.

817
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,312
Pre-loaded with photos of all
our best high school memories.

818
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,852
Class of 2019, say what?
Champagne?

819
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,229
There's a masseuse
in the back, male or female.

820
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,360
Gambling behind the bar.
Do you guys tan?

821
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,909
(GROWLS) I'm so happy you guys are here.

822
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,120
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
I knew you guys partied.

823
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,309
- Didn't I, Jared?
- JARED: You did. She said it.

824
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,948
GIGI: I told him. Those guys seem quiet,

825
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,575
but they're probably spending
every weekend

826
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,826
at, like, a sex dungeon.

827
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:16,789
- No.
- Nope.

828
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,499
Here. Try one of these strawberries.

829
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,501
Okay. (EXHALES)

830
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,091
- AMY: No.
- MOLLY: No, no, no.

831
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,087
(ALL MOANING)

832
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,303
- Not bad.
- That's pretty good.

833
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,717
Wait.

834
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,272
- AMY: Mm...
- (SNIFFS)

835
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,648
(EXHALES)

836
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,517
Oh, god, you taste like my vitamins.

837
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,646
- I think I'm in love with you.
- Uh... I don't think you are.

838
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,155
You're coming with me.

839
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,774
- No, I don't think so.
- Dance party upstairs!

840
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,401
Yeah! Whoo!

841
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,870
- MOLLY: No, wait. Amy! Amy!
- GIGI: Yes! Yes! Yeah!

842
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,197
Amy! Ame, we're not...

843
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,493
Look what I found,

844
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:55,741
with your name on it.

845
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,992
Come on. Too cool.

846
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,873
How do you feel, huh?
You look stoked.

847
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,583
- Chicken spring roll?
- No, thank you.

848
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,792
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

849
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,336
(AMY MUMBLES)

850
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:04,963
(GASPS) You want?

851
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,884
Oh. No, thank you.
Not a drug person.

852
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,221
Not even pot?

853
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,931
I feel like it could help you relax.

854
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:14,301
- Nope. Doesn't work for me.
- Hmm.

855
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,390
DJ Rod!

856
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,850
What the fuck?

857
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:20,349
- (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
- (DISC SCRATCHING)

858
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,814
Jared... stop.

859
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,774
- Jared, wrap...
- (AIR HORN BLARING)

860
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,605
Take the helmet off!

861
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,489
Take the helmet off!

862
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,493
(MUSIC STOPS)

863
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,906
This isn't working.

864
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,494
You can't buy people's affection.

865
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,369
Um...

866
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,453
Mmm... no, I'm pretty sure you can,

867
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,371
'cause I've seen it a lot.

868
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,216
My parents did it.
Their parents did it.

869
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,739
MOLLY: Just stop trying so hard, okay.

870
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,282
People can sense it.
It turns them off.

871
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:50,512
But you try hard.

872
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,243
I mean, you try hard at everything.
That's what I like about you.

873
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,040
- I didn't mean it like...
- Uh, no.

874
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:57,974
I'm just gonna...

875
00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,667
- I meant more like...
- I'm... I'm gonna go.

876
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,691
Lamb meatball?

877
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,056
Motherfucker! You're everywhere!

878
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,101
One time I ate a legal pot brownie

879
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,860
when Model UN went to Amsterdam.

880
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,260
And as soon as I got high,
I just cried about the fact that one day

881
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,024
- my mom will die, so...
- (GASPS)

882
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,069
- I had the exact same thing.
- Really?

883
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,658
I lost my virginity in
what I thought was a park,

884
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,155
but it turned out to be a graveyard.

885
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,158
And now the ghost spirits
live inside my eggs,

886
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,534
waiting to be reborn.

887
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,702
That's not at all the same.

888
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,211
I always felt like we were similar.

889
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,004
God, I'm gonna miss you.
Come here.

890
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:25,960
Hey, you can't smoke up here.

891
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,320
- Oh.
- What'd you just say to her?

892
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:28,880
I said it to you.
You can't smoke.

893
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,967
- Um...
- Uh-uh-uh.

894
00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,711
You do not speak
to her that way.

895
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,547
Is the "her" me?
'Cause I'm fine.

896
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,970
That is my best friend
in the fucking world.

897
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,676
We're not. She's not...

898
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,265
We'll fucking fight you to the death!

899
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,479
- (BOTTLE SHATTERS)
- Okay! I'm calling security.

900
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,848
MOLLY: Amy, we need to get

901
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,183
- the fuck out of here...
- Oh, my god!

902
00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:45,183
MOLLY: Because I swear to...

903
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,560
Light 'em up, Luanne!

904
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,777
It's go time!

905
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,609
There's only one thing left to do.

906
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:50,947
- (FIREWORKS BURSTING)
- Jump.

907
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,069
No - Wait. What?

908
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,033
No! No, thank you!
No, seriously, Gigi.

909
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,531
What're you guys doing up here?

910
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:58,281
- Swan dive into the future!
- Grip escape move!

911
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,951
- No, no, no. Gege. Gege!
- (GIGI SCREAMING)

912
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,868
- (WATER SPLASHING)
- Holy fuck!

913
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,204
Gege, are you okay?

914
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,417
- She's okay!
- Just bail.

915
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,540
Bail! Bail! Bail!

916
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,340
(BOTH LAUGHING)

917
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,460
(FIREWORKS POPPING)

918
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:17,674
Oh, my god! I'm so sweaty!

919
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:19,597
Ugh! My god!

920
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,430
We need to figure something out
before we get to Nick's.

921
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,602
- You still wanna go to Nick's?
- You don't?

922
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,435
Well, dude, we went to a party.

923
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,811
We did it. Let's go home.

924
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,404
- (SMACKS LIPS) Amy?
- Don't do your lecture voice.

925
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,325
That was not a party.

926
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,202
Well, it definitely was a party.

927
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,912
That was a detour.

928
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,537
We are A-plus people,

929
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,743
and we were going to an A-plus party.

930
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:45,789
Like this.

931
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,956
(ALL CHEERING)

932
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,333
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

933
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,447
Oh, my god. Alan responded.

934
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,678
We have the address!
Okay, I'm calling a Lyft.

935
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,756
Oh, my score is...
my score is very low.

936
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,424
I'm much too abrasive with the drivers.

937
00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:01,347
- You should call for one.
- I'm gonna go home.

938
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,478
But if you wanna go to Nick's,
you should really go.

939
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,597
Seriously, go.

940
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,269
Malala.

941
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:11,937
Whoa.

942
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,730
I'm calling Malala.

943
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:17,610
Wow. You know you only get,
like, one Malala a year.

944
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,285
Yeah, I'm calling it.

945
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,371
Full support, no questions asked,

946
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,534
you are coming with me.

947
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,619
Hmm.

948
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,413
(AMY SIGHS)

949
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,578
Malala.

950
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,548
All right.

951
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,498
Malala.

952
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,130
♪♪♪

953
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,674
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

954
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,421
- (Molly CHUCKLES)
- Um...

955
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,181
Okay. Jordan?

956
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,842
Yeah, and you're Amy...

957
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,722
Shit.

958
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,106
(SNIFFS)

959
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,611
(STAMMERS) You know, this job's a good way

960
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,117
to supplement the, uh, the old income.

961
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,323
You know, teachers' salaries
today and all, it's...

962
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,409
- It's so terrible.
- Yeah, it's a disgrace.

963
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,535
Yeah, meet new people

964
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,728
and see new parts of the city

965
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:06,992
and run into old friends.

966
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,160
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

967
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,373
(WHISPERS) "Friends"?

968
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,670
Plus, I'm writing a book now.

969
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,205
- BOTH: Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

970
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,444
- Not just the principal.
- Cool.

971
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,925
Nothing more exciting or daunting

972
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,963
than the blank page, you know?
One of the books I'm thinking about doing

973
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,117
- is a book of quotes.
- (PHONE BEEPS)

974
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,052
"Nothing more daunting or exciting

975
00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:23,683
than the blank page."

976
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,514
But yeah, that's one idea.

977
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,041
Thinkin' about doing a detective novel.

978
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,226
Actually, you know what?
You two will love...

979
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,482
Amy, you'll love this.

980
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,142
It's a female detective.

981
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,480
- A lady detective.
- Oh, really?

982
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,674
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about that, right?

983
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:35,608
Interesting.

984
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,397
Yeah, and she's pregnant, too.

985
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,611
Still workin', and, you know, the baby...

986
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,572
whenever she's close to a clue,

987
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:44,533
or one of her hunches is,
like, you know, close,

988
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,198
the baby kicks. You know?

989
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,867
And the harder it kicks,
the closer she is,

990
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,147
and that's where I'm at right...

991
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,332
I... I don't know what to do once, um...

992
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:55,249
you know, when she gives birth, but, um...

993
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:58,169
- (HONKING)
- Hey, you dumb son of a bitch!

994
00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,506
Choose a lane!

995
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,722
That was nuts. (CHUCKLES)
I don't know what that was.

996
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,487
- (GIRLS CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
- Oh, this town.

997
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,181
Lot of angry people in this town.

998
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,562
Yeah.

999
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,466
You guys want some music, maybe?

1000
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,776
- Yeah. Genius.
- Yeah.

1001
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,534
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

1002
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,908
Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.

1003
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,073
It's fine.
Everybody shows up to parties late.

1004
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,250
It's like... it's cooler to be late.

1005
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,118
We're gonna arrive right at the crest

1006
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,066
and before you know it,
you'll be neck deep in Ryan.

1007
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:37,423
- Neck deep in what direction?
- You tell me.

1008
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,006
I don't know.
I don't know anything.

1009
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,135
This is like your nightmare

1010
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,012
about having to land a commercial airliner

1011
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,844
but much, much worse.

1012
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,889
I mean, is it? Is it worse?

1013
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,018
Well, yeah.

1014
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,562
I had the lives of 100 people in my hands.

1015
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,807
My crew was counting on me.
I mean, I was their Sully.

1016
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,392
- I'm really stressed about it.
- I'm...

1017
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,768
Okay. I know you are.

1018
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,152
If only there was just...

1019
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,152
Sorry, are you talking about porn?

1020
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,490
- All I'm saying...
- No.

1021
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:10,578
No one will know if you
watched one porn one time.

1022
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,037
Think of it as a documentary.

1023
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:14,624
It's just a sexy documentary.
It's a hot doc.

1024
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,380
All of those women are
European trafficking victims.

1025
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:18,611
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging

1026
00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:20,000
other people's sexual preferences?

1027
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,405
'Cause you fuck a panda every night.

1028
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,135
"Fuck a panda."
So fucking funny!

1029
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,717
Are you about to say you're gonna judge me

1030
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,510
for dabbling in pornography?

1031
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,037
I thought you were
a sex-positive feminist.

1032
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,597
Are you insane?

1033
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,479
Principal Brown is right there!

1034
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,685
- I have headphones.
- He's four feet away from us.

1035
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,809
I have headphones, madam.

1036
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:41,237
All right, but once we get
a sense of the mechanics,

1037
00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:43,573
I am shutting it off real quick.

1038
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:44,691
Of course.

1039
00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:47,906
It's for educational purposes.

1040
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,241
Educational purposes.

1041
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,121
<i>♪ Ow, we want the funk ♪</i>

1042
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,205
MOLLY: Huh.

1043
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,415
<i>I Give up the funk ♪</i>

1044
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,001
<i>♪ Ow, we need the funk... ♪</i>

1045
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,794
Plug in. Your phone's gonna die.

1046
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:02,803
Um...

1047
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:04,798
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1048
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:06,508
Principal Brown?

1049
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,220
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Principal Brown was my dad.

1050
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,349
Just call me Jordan.

1051
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,010
Uh... no, thank you.

1052
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,348
- Principal Brown?
- BROWN: Yes.

1053
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,605
(STAMMERS) Uh, do you have
a phone charger?

1054
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,357
No, I don't. Got, like, 13.

1055
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,352
Yeah, here. There you go. Catch.

1056
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,738
I didn't know you could
do that from that angle.

1057
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,988
Oh, wait, what did I miss?

1058
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,447
- Go back, actually.
- Yeah, scroll back?

1059
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,850
I need to review that part.
Wait, it start...

1060
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,994
- Right there.
- Right there.

1061
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,561
If you guys wanna listen to your music,

1062
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,826
I can just plug it in up here.

1063
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,961
- AMY: What? No! No!
- MOLLY: No, no!

1064
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,712
- (RAPID SQUELCHING)
- AMY: No, fuck!

1065
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,340
- (WOMAN 1 MOANING)
- WOMAN 2: That's fuckin'hot.

1066
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,705
- (RAPID SQUELCHING CONTINUES)
- (MOILY AND AMY EXCLAIMING)

1067
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,713
- AMY: Come on! Come on.
- (MOLIY SIGHS)

1068
00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:49,055
(VIDEO STOPS)

1069
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,184
Don't touch me.

1070
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,067
Was that Cardi B?

1071
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:05,192
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1072
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,280
Oh, my god.

1073
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,470
I can't believe that happened.

1074
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:08,950
- AMY: You are the devil.
- MOLLY: I'm gonna die.

1075
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,660
I'm literally gonna physically die.

1076
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,571
- (DOORBEIL CHIMING)
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

1077
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,160
- Come in.
- (PEPPYJAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1078
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,504
- ALAN: He's dead!
- What the fuck?

1079
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,086
- He's dead!
- Who's dead?

1080
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:27,631
My husband. He's been killed!

1081
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,555
Okay, Alan, you don't have
to do your entrance

1082
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,174
every time somebody arrives,
okay? (CHUCKLES)

1083
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,179
- What are you guys doing here?
- What is going on?

1084
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,980
It's a murder mystery party.

1085
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,264
I've been planning it
for months.

1086
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,355
Wait. This is your house? Alan!

1087
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,945
Alan, I was so clear in my text.

1088
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,860
We were looking
for Nick's party!

1089
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,321
My husband, Robert, was
an esteemed Broadway director

1090
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,444
and the love of my life!

1091
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:56,289
And he's been killed
like a dog in the street!

1092
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:59,413
- Was he stabbed?
- That sounds very tragic,

1093
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,500
but there's been a mistake.

1094
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,961
We're looking for Nick's party.

1095
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:04,209
Do you have the address?
We can't find it.

1096
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,707
I don't know a Nick.

1097
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,050
I only know sorrow...

1098
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,045
and grief.

1099
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,299
Okay, you're at a ten.

1100
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,047
I need you at a two.

1101
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,601
ALAN: I have a wake to plan.

1102
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,805
Okay, well, if you guys are here,

1103
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,639
you might as well take some
of the extra characters

1104
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,920
since two people decided not to show up.

1105
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,434
No.

1106
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,019
Okay.

1107
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,155
Adorable farmer, new to the city.

1108
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,235
- Cool.
- No, no, no,

1109
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,387
- we don't need characters...
- Hideous...

1110
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:33,902
- because we're not staying.
- Barren orthodontist.

1111
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,073
Why am I barren?

1112
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,330
Am I here to farm,
or have I given up that life?

1113
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,782
This just says "orthodontist."

1114
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,833
Your backstories are
actually in the packets.

1115
00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,247
No, no, no, we are not staying,

1116
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,332
and we're going to Nick's party.

1117
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,358
We can just stay for a second.

1118
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,462
- MOLLY: No.
- Is that the party

1119
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,582
- where somebody ate a ghost pepper?
- Yes.

1120
00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:49,713
Yeah, somebody here
came from there, I think.

1121
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:50,797
Maybe the mayor?

1122
00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:54,010
Go! Immerse yourselves.

1123
00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:57,259
Review your histories in the parlor.

1124
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:58,726
Okay, if your characters aren't married,

1125
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,730
hands off each other.

1126
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,770
GIGI: No. (SOBBING)

1127
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,101
- Do not go gently...
- Whoa, she's really good.

1128
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,103
Oh, my god! You guys are here.

1129
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,592
- Whoa, what the fuck?
- How did you get here?

1130
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,823
- How did you get here?
- And how are you dry?

1131
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,696
How are you dry?

1132
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,819
Aaron, I can see you breathing.

1133
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,786
Gigi, mm, dig deeper.

1134
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,288
- I don't know what...
- I can't think about it.

1135
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,203
(EXHALING LOUDLY)

1136
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,034
Oh, is it over?

1137
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,290
No! Stop. Mom, do not talk to the actors.

1138
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,171
The house is mine until 11:00 pm.

1139
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:30,003
(GRUNTS) Cindy, I swear to fucking god.

1140
00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,053
(GRUNTS)

1141
00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:34,755
- Jesus Christ! God!
- Gigi, what the fuck?

1142
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,468
Guys, the re-election is coming up,

1143
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,557
and I need to know
if I have to buy your votes.

1144
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:39,843
Wait. Are you the mayor?

1145
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,223
Do you know where Nick's party is?

1146
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,312
Of course I do.
I know where all the parties are.

1147
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,266
- Where is it?
- Come into my office. Now.

1148
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:47,567
Okay, thank you.

1149
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,276
In, in, in. Go, go, go.

1150
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:50,858
Come, come, come. Now, now, now!

1151
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,564
(GIGI HUMMING)

1152
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:53,777
Okay.

1153
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,901
You can't tell anyone.

1154
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,160
We won't.

1155
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,028
Not even each other.

1156
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,655
Okay.

1157
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,157
Nick's party...

1158
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,163
(EXHALES)

1159
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,922
is at his aunt's house.

1160
00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:11,465
(SHOUTS) We know it's at his...

1161
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:14,093
Amy, I swear to god,
I need to get out of here.

1162
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,720
GIGI: By the way, I am pretty impressed

1163
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,840
with how well you guys
are holding it together.

1164
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,804
You're doing fantastic.

1165
00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:22,969
What do you mean?

1166
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,388
I thought the strawberries
would have hit by now.

1167
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,147
Why would strawberries hit?

1168
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:31,812
Because they were dipped
in an unbelievably potent drug.

1169
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,655
It's like ayahuasca but asian.

1170
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,317
Asian-huasca.

1171
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,694
I told you guys that, right?

1172
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:40,912
MOLLY: No, no, no,

1173
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,915
no, no, no, no!

1174
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,784
(DISTORTED) My last words!

1175
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,170
AMY: Pull me back in. Pull me back in.

1176
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,504
Oh, my god, here.

1177
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,674
(BOTH GROANING)

1178
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,590
(CRIES) Oh, my mom has a scarf that color.

1179
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,263
(BREATHILY) Listen to me.
We're gonna be fine.

1180
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,845
One time I threw up, and my mom caught it

1181
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,185
in her hands 'cause she loves me.

1182
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,563
We're healthy, nubile young women,

1183
00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:10,024
and we just need to stay calm.

1184
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,017
We are gonna be...

1185
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,269
AMY: Careful.

1186
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:15,237
(BOTH MOAN SOFTLY)

1187
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,861
- (THUD)
- (CLATTERING)

1188
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,450
(OLD JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1189
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,868
(RINGING)

1190
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:34,961
MOLLY: What? What the fuck?

1191
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:38,925
AMY: What the fuck?
What is happening?

1192
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,806
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1193
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:43,557
Why do you look like that?

1194
00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:45,685
Uh, Molly, you're a fucking doll.

1195
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,472
- No, you're a fucking doll.
- What?

1196
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,603
Ow! Fuck, that hurt!

1197
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,234
My boobs are too heavy.
I have no core.

1198
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,895
MOLLY: Our legs don't bend.

1199
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,064
They're twice as long as our torsos.

1200
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:01,655
These proportions are insane!
Where's my chub?

1201
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,035
Wait. Where are you going?

1202
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,471
- MOLLY: Jesus Christ.
- AMY: Wait for me!

1203
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,870
MOLLY: I have to see for myself.

1204
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,956
Well, I've never done
the splits in my life.

1205
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,836
- (YEIPING)
- Amy!

1206
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,878
Help! Molly, help me!

1207
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,168
Oh, my god!
Don't look down, Amy. No!

1208
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,631
I... I can't reach.

1209
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,092
You have to put my heel in your hole.

1210
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,452
"My heel..."
Your heel in my what?

1211
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:24,511
Your hole!

1212
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,051
- What hole?
- Your corn hole!

1213
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,515
Oh. Fuck!

1214
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:31,101
- Molly!
- (GRUNTS) There you go.

1215
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,183
Oh, my god.

1216
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,109
Um, what the fuck am I wearing?

1217
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,029
Where's my vag?

1218
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,531
Uh, Molly, I have no genitals.

1219
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,658
How do I pee? How do I shit?

1220
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,159
I mean, I don't even have nipples.

1221
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,866
These are just mounds.

1222
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:48,327
My whole body's like a fucking dolphin.

1223
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:53,166
Just... just perfect, round, huge mounds.

1224
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,795
- Uh, what?
- Look at my body.

1225
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:56,001
I am beautiful.

1226
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,790
No. Don't get sucked in.

1227
00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,838
This is our nightmare, Amy.

1228
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,299
I know this is unrealistic
and bad for women,

1229
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,134
but is it bad?

1230
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,803
Because I feel pretty good.

1231
00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,388
I mean, this ass won't quit.

1232
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:09,427
Amy, use your brain!

1233
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,640
I don't need to use my brain.

1234
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,727
I just need to be smooth and flexible.

1235
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,687
Look at you, you bad bitch.

1236
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:18,815
Okay, that's it.
We have to wake up.

1237
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,106
My, my, my. Mmm.

1238
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:22,274
(GRUNTS)

1239
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:23,611
I think I might, like,

1240
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,652
actually stay here for a while.

1241
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:28,412
No, I won't let you do this.

1242
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:30,372
Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop.

1243
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,784
(GRUNTING) You need to throw up!

1244
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:35,795
Let me have this body!

1245
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,171
GEORGE: Now that the amuse-bouche

1246
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,006
of bacon-wrapped dates is over,

1247
00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:42,293
why don't we play
a rousing round of... J'accuse!

1248
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,174
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

1249
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,811
Fuck you, George.

1250
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,889
Who is she supposed to be?

1251
00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:55,856
(DOOR CLOSES)

1252
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,316
The orthodontist.

1253
00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,064
(BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY)

1254
00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:02,188
We're okay. We're okay.

1255
00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:05,741
We did it.
We went to two parties.

1256
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:08,828
We did drugs.
We can say we went out.

1257
00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,114
Let's go home.

1258
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,582
What? No, no, the plan is to go to Nick's.

1259
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,664
We have to stick to the plan.

1260
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:19,379
Dude, nothing has gone
according to plan tonight.

1261
00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,086
Which is why we have
to stick to the plan.

1262
00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,045
Let's call another Lyft.

1263
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,504
Why are you being so pushy?

1264
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,169
Honestly, pushy is a compliment.

1265
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,463
You know who else was pushy?

1266
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,927
Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc,
Queen Noor of Jordan...

1267
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,967
I know where Queen Noor is from.

1268
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,040
Once we get to Nick's,
all of this will be worth it.

1269
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:36,022
Just forget about Nick's.
No one will even tell us where it is.

1270
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,898
Why are you being so obsessed
with this party?

1271
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,275
GIGI: Because she loves him.

1272
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,063
Oh, my god.
Gigi, stop doing that!

1273
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,901
- What did you say?
- Molly loves Nick.

1274
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,321
Can you please stop
repeating that sentence?

1275
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:48,780
Because it's not true.

1276
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,307
- Yeah, Molly hates Nick.
- Thank you.

1277
00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:52,947
She projects disgust
to cover up a deep desire...

1278
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,367
No, no. N-o. Thanks.
Uh, you actually...

1279
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,232
You just drugged us,
and you tried to throw us off of a boat.

1280
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,462
I did. I did.

1281
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,623
So, nothing you say is
of any value to us.

1282
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,587
(TRILLING)

1283
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:05,155
Yeah, no, you can stop flipping me off

1284
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:07,215
because you should flip off,
so shut the fuck up.

1285
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,596
- (GIGI SNARLS)
- Madam Mayor,

1286
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,214
what are you doing out here?

1287
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,804
George locked himself in the closet.

1288
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,058
GIGI: Fuck!

1289
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,345
- Dude.
- No.

1290
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,609
Dude?

1291
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,771
No.

1292
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,655
I don't like him.

1293
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,740
Yes, maybe he is classically,

1294
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,151
traditionally handsome
and weirdly charming,

1295
00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,069
and maybe my innate biology

1296
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,704
registers him as an ideal mate.

1297
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,660
And yes, maybe I occasionally fantasize

1298
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,075
about him sweeping me off my feet,

1299
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,120
And some weaker people
might call that a tiny crush.

1300
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:42,208
But I can ignore it,
I can fight against it

1301
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,089
because we all have weird interests,

1302
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,501
and the important thing is that we just,
we shove 'em down,

1303
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,252
and we never speak about them again.

1304
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,551
You don't have to shove anything down.

1305
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,470
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

1306
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,136
Yeah, I do, because I can't like him.

1307
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,355
Maybe my body can like him,

1308
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,981
but my mind knows that that's stupid

1309
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,733
because he's just... he's a jock.

1310
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,769
And all he cares about is
being cool and having fun,

1311
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,566
and he doesn't even look at girls

1312
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:07,759
unless they look like Triple A.

1313
00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:09,319
And he definitely doesn't want me,

1314
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,783
because I'm a butter-personality.

1315
00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:15,238
How dare you say that
about my best friend.

1316
00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:16,827
Amy, you fucking slapped me...

1317
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,895
If you ever say anything like that
about yourself again,

1318
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,911
I will fucking lay you out. Okay?

1319
00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:24,330
You are the strongest, coolest, smartest,

1320
00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:25,839
most stunningly gorgeous creature

1321
00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:29,093
this high school
and this earth has ever seen,

1322
00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:31,629
and Nick Howland
would be so fucking lucky

1323
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,673
to be a footnote in your story.

1324
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:35,762
So, we're going to his party.

1325
00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:36,926
Are you serious?

1326
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:38,185
I am dead serious.

1327
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:41,639
If Nick's what you want,
then that's what you deserve.

1328
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:46,611
How? How are we gonna find out
where the party is?

1329
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,065
By doing what we do best.

1330
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:50,648
Motherfuckin' homework.

1331
00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:54,152
<i>♪ Brushed my hair, went downstairs ♪</i>

1332
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,036
<i>♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪</i>

1333
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,655
<i>I And I looked up in my mirror ♪</i>

1334
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,664
<i>♪ And I said, Who's that there? ♪</i>

1335
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,454
<i>♪ Who's that there in that mirror?" ♪</i>

1336
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,373
<i>♪ I don't care and they're aware ♪</i>

1337
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,212
<i>I Now I see just why they stare ♪</i>

1338
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,039
<i>♪ I just pay them, / don't care ♪</i>

1339
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,211
<i>♪ lknowJ'</i>

1340
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,500
<i>I So what I got a attitude? ♪</i>

1341
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,631
<i>♪ Bitch, I got a attitude ♪</i>

1342
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,602
- I will now be attempting...
- AMY: Wait, look.

1343
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:15,677
15 pizza boxes.

1344
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:17,349
(YELLS)

1345
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:18,968
How many orders that big do you think.

1346
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,431
Lido's could have filled tonight?

1347
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:22,771
- Genius.
- Yeah.

1348
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:24,769
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1349
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,773
<i>♪ Y'all niggas got me hot ♪</i>

1350
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,164
PAT: Fuck.

1351
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,285
J'SayJ'

1352
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:45,545
<i>♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly
what a nigga came for:</i>

1353
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,165
<i>♪ Huh, you doin' shots from afar... ♪</i>

1354
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:52,210
Two half-cheese, half-sausage pizzas

1355
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,554
are just one cheese
and one sausage pizza.

1356
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,924
You fucking morons. Jesus.

1357
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,052
(SIGHS) Oh, god.

1358
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:04,897
<i>♪ Hey, now you, drank up
all my liquor, come on... ♪</i>

1359
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,515
(PAT MUTTERING SOFTLY)

1360
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,267
<i>I And you talking all that shit... ♪</i>

1361
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,394
MOLLY: Delivery guy!

1362
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,441
PAT: Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
What the fuck?

1363
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,980
What the fuck is this?

1364
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,364
We ask the questions!

1365
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,949
Oh, my god.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.

1366
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,405
Is this some Manson family shit?

1367
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,320
- What is this?
- MOLLY: No!

1368
00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,785
No! Everything is gonna be just fine.

1369
00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:23,103
You're just gonna give us the address

1370
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,807
to where you delivered
some pizzas tonight.

1371
00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:29,330
Oh, my god.
Are you guys out of your fucking mind?

1372
00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:30,501
How old are you, by the way?

1373
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,382
(IN DEEP VOICE) Does not matter!

1374
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:34,464
Okay, that voice did not make
you sound older.

1375
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,128
So, you're basically children?

1376
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,548
And you just willingly got
in the car of a strange man?

1377
00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,841
Do you guys have a weapon?

1378
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,759
Yes.

1379
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,143
If we claim to have a weapon,

1380
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,645
this might be a felony.

1381
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:45,850
Fuck.

1382
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,733
Okay, so you're using your hair as a mask

1383
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:50,688
and trying to rob someone with no weapon.

1384
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,688
'Cause the funny thing is,
I actually have a weapon.

1385
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:54,734
- (GIRLS SCREAMING)
- AMY: Fuck!

1386
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,232
MOLLY: What the fuck? You have a gun!

1387
00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:59,277
I keep that to protect myself
from bad people.

1388
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,807
Something you guys
should be thinkin' about.

1389
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:02,947
Did the possibility of sexual assault

1390
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,410
ever enter your minds?

1391
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,827
- Not really.
- Yeah, not really, I can tell.

1392
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,292
You were spending more time
on, like, the hair

1393
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,548
and that whole part of it, maybe, yeah.

1394
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:15,175
'Cause, we're, like, right by the freeway.

1395
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,794
I could have you across the state line

1396
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,053
in, like, 40 minutes,

1397
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,588
take you to some cabin,

1398
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,931
hog-tie your ankles,

1399
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:22,887
leave you in a room
with, like, a saucer of milk

1400
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,677
and videotape the whole thing
for a couple days.

1401
00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:26,224
- MOLLY: What?
- AMY: What? No.

1402
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,388
- Think about that.
- What?

1403
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:29,022
AMY: No. I'm not gonna think about...

1404
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,729
We just need you to give us the address

1405
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,547
to where you delivered
this huge order tonight.

1406
00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,562
(THEO YELLING)

1407
00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,355
Oh, shit, that...

1408
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,195
(SIGHS)

1409
00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:41,652
Okay. You know what?

1410
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:43,683
I'm gonna give you the address.

1411
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,743
- (GIRLS GASPING)
- I feel like if I don't,

1412
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:47,454
you guys are so stupid,

1413
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,710
some dog walker's gonna find your bodies

1414
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,336
tomorrow under some overpass.

1415
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:52,420
- Okay.
- Whoa!

1416
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,164
(STAMMERS) Don't show me your pass code.

1417
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,487
Oh, that's fair.
Okay, I'm sorry.

1418
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,071
That's the whole thing with pass codes.

1419
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,552
I'm just copying the address.

1420
00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:01,088
Yeah, that's your private information.

1421
00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:03,799
Thank you! Thank you so much!

1422
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,183
Oh, my god.

1423
00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:06,427
Um...

1424
00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:07,644
Quick Q.

1425
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:09,434
Now that we're already in your car,

1426
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,056
would you mind driving us there?

1427
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,067
- Yeah, why not?
- Oh, great!

1428
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,436
I'm being sarcastic!

1429
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,195
- Get the fuck out of my car!
- AMY: Oh, okay.

1430
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:18,468
MOLLY: Thank you so much for your help!

1431
00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:20,949
Don't trust people. Oh, my god.

1432
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,448
(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Yes! Yes!

1433
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,828
Yes! Oh, my god!

1434
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:27,660
You were incredible!
You were so scary!

1435
00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:29,371
If you were a criminal, you'd be

1436
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,536
the best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.

1437
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:35,289
Okay, all right, let's call a chariot.

1438
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:41,549
Fuck, I left my phone in his car!

1439
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,552
Why did I have to use
the visual aid? Wait!

1440
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,642
It's okay. Amy! Amy!
We will get it tomorrow.

1441
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,306
It's fine. I'll use mine.
I'll use mine.

1442
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:50,304
Wha... I'm at two percent?

1443
00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:51,514
Why the fuck am I at two percent?

1444
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,015
Why is my battery so low?

1445
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:57,186
Porn. We streamed a lot of porn.

1446
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:58,812
- (STAMMERS) Just call a Lyft.
- Fuck.

1447
00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:01,782
No, I can't call a Lyft,
because if my phone dies

1448
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:03,992
and the driver can't contact us,
we are fucked!

1449
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:06,408
Unless...

1450
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:07,415
(GASDS)

1451
00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:11,158
- Pick up, pick up, pick up!
- Who are you calling?

1452
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:12,410
Hi, it's Molly and Amy.

1453
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:13,911
We're at Lido's Pizza
on Victory Boulevard.

1454
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,958
We are stranded.
Please pick us up! We need...

1455
00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:19,920
It died.

1456
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:21,043
(AMY SIGHS)

1457
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:24,755
AMY: We could hitchhike.

1458
00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:26,119
MOLLY: Are you aching to be murdered?

1459
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,600
AMY: Well, I'm just throwin'
out suggestions here.

1460
00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:30,310
(MOLLY GROANS)

1461
00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:34,772
(CAR APPROACHING)

1462
00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:42,773
You girls need a ride?

1463
00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:44,616
♪♪♪

1464
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,951
(BOTH SQUEALING)

1465
00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,140
- AMY: Shotgun.
- MOLLY: I'll take the front.

1466
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,576
So cool. I'm just gonna...

1467
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,164
Amy, what are you doing?

1468
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,146
AMY: My legs are, like,
half an inch longer than yours.

1469
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,626
MOLLY: Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.

1470
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:55,710
What are you...

1471
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,579
AMY: If you could just let me go...

1472
00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,047
MOLLY: You're embarrassing me.

1473
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,709
Thank you so much, Miss Fine.
You totally saved us.

1474
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:04,549
Please. You two saved me
from rewatching Gilmore Girls.

1475
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:06,964
I've seen it, like, 50 times.

1476
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,724
Okay, wait. 80, what is
this address I'm taking you to?

1477
00:53:09,770 --> 00:53:11,806
It's, uh, Nick Howland's aunt's house.

1478
00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:14,392
It's a party, technically.

1479
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:15,601
You two want me to drive you

1480
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,482
to an unsupervised house party?

1481
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,064
W-Well...

1482
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,944
Good. I'm glad you guys
are having some fun

1483
00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:22,229
before graduation. Ugh.

1484
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:23,897
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1485
00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,363
- Really?
- MISS FINE: Yes. Oh, my gosh, yes.

1486
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:28,139
I don't want you guys to make
the same mistake I did.

1487
00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:29,323
What do you mean?

1488
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,329
I spent the majority of my 20s

1489
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,706
overcompensating for the fact

1490
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,207
that I never had fun in high school.

1491
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:35,834
And, you know, the pendulum then swung

1492
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,335
in a completely different direction.

1493
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:38,666
I mean, I went crazy.

1494
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,128
I had some really
dark moments there in my 20s.

1495
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,251
Like, some really dark moments.

1496
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:47,505
Like, It was bad.
You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?

1497
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,391
Not a single Jamba Juice,
like, every Jamba Juice.

1498
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:51,884
That came down from corporate.

1499
00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:53,473
Do you know how many Jamba Juices

1500
00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:54,477
there are in this country?

1501
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:56,013
Like, a bajillion.

1502
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,182
It's a national chain.
It's a sensation.

1503
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,772
I cannot have another
Mango-A-Go-Go ever again.

1504
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,732
But, look, I don't want that for you.

1505
00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,271
Okay? You still have a chance.

1506
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:05,860
I want you two to go to this party,

1507
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,115
and I want you to have fun

1508
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:09,368
because tonight is your night.

1509
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,368
- Yes!
- Yes.

1510
00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,324
MISS FINE: Okay.

1511
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:12,408
- Yes.
- Yes.

1512
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,915
So, what are you two wearing?

1513
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,167
We were thinking, uh...

1514
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,913
(STAMMERS) Well, just this look.

1515
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,797
You do know you guys are matching, right?

1516
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:26,176
We added this embellishment here.

1517
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:27,961
Well, lucky for you two,

1518
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:29,676
I'm a single woman living in Los Angeles,

1519
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,966
so I got a lot of shit in this car.

1520
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:34,138
Why don't y'all go through
some of those bags?

1521
00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:35,724
I'm sorry.
We can touch your clothes?

1522
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,625
MISS FINE: Yes, please.
Please touch my clothes.

1523
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,609
- Please get a change of clothes on.
- This night.

1524
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:45,855
BOTH: Whew!

1525
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:48,698
- Um... Oh...
- AMY: Um...

1526
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:51,736
BOTH: Mmm...

1527
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:52,949
- I have no breath.
- What?

1528
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:54,704
- Excuse me?
- Sorry, what, my friend?

1529
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,603
I have nowhere to go with this.
It's too perfect.

1530
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,958
You are literally glowing.

1531
00:54:58,003 --> 00:54:59,272
You've hit the level of perfection,

1532
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,332
- and now I'm just...
- Be still, my heart.

1533
00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:02,609
You've just come out of the water.

1534
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,861
You're fresh from the water.
You're a mermaid. You're here.

1535
00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:06,841
How are you so fucking shiny?

1536
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,782
Can you fetch me an inhaler?
'Cause I can't breathe, Amy.

1537
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,593
- Um, my eyes. Ow, ow!
- I'm physically unable...

1538
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,382
My eyes hurt so bad from your beauty.

1539
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:14,891
Um, exsqueeze me, ladies.

1540
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:17,098
- There's a party to get to.
- AMY: Oh, sorry.

1541
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,183
- (GIRLS CHUCKLE)
- All right.

1542
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:20,973
I will see you two inside,
all right? (LAUGHS)

1543
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,394
Just kidding.
Imagine if! Did, though.

1544
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:23,482
AMY: She's kidding.

1545
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,694
Imagine if I just went in.
That'd be weird, right?

1546
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,483
(ALL LAUGH)

1547
00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,774
- Anyway, see y'all later.
- GIRLS: Okay.

1548
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:31,943
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)

1549
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:34,487
Okay.

1550
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,664
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)

1551
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,406
- AMY: Love you.
- MOLLY: Love you.

1552
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,551
<i>♪ Look at these pros
look at these clothes ♪</i>

1553
00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,315
I Look at this dough.
Look at this gold... J'

1554
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,430
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1555
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:54,973
I These bitches ain't fuckin'
with me killer J'

1556
00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:56,329
<i>♪ Look at these pros
look at these clothes ♪</i>

1557
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,122
I Look at this dough, look
at this gold lookin' evil I.

1558
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,727
<i>♪ Look at me then
look at these hoes ♪</i>

1559
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:01,392
<i>I These bitches ain't fuckin'
with me killer... ♪</i>

1560
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,732
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

1561
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,151
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

1562
00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:29,124
(MOLLY GASPS)

1563
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,884
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1564
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,775
(SOFT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1565
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,422
(FAST-TEMPO MUSIC RESUMES)

1566
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,711
(NICK LAUGHING)

1567
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,376
- THEO: Here.
- (TANNER GROANS)

1568
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,878
You good?

1569
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:16,630
- Yeah.
- (THEO LAUGHING)

1570
00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:19,683
- El presidente!
- And the protest lady.

1571
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,969
TANNER: Welcome, my little turtledoves.

1572
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,390
How are you?

1573
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,931
You guys want a drink or a smoke? Nothing?

1574
00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:28,191
Let me know, okay?
I'm your guy tonight.

1575
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,964
I'll take care of you.
You guys are the best.

1576
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,444
You guys honestly freak me out...

1577
00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:33,943
but I'm gonna miss you guys.

1578
00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,194
Okay? It's all love.

1579
00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:39,528
Class of '19 for-fuckin'-ever! Whoo!

1580
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,872
AMY: Um...

1581
00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:46,084
- Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
- Where? Where?

1582
00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:48,124
Oh, god. She's glowing.

1583
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,754
Go get her. Hug me.

1584
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:52,791
- Okay. Get her.
- Whew! Okay.

1585
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,168
Get her. Flick the bean.

1586
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:56,844
Molly. Here's to you, gorgeous.

1587
00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:58,884
- Thank you.
- Of course, of course.

1588
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,557
Tanner, where's the rubbing alcohol?

1589
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:01,884
There's nothing strong enough.

1590
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,180
- No!
- Yep.

1591
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:04,720
- No.
- (TRILLS) I'm here.

1592
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:05,770
How?

1593
00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,435
I'm gonna go downstairs.

1594
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:09,057
(MIMICS ELEVATOR WHIRRING)

1595
00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:11,814
Bye, Gigi.

1596
00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:15,772
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1597
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,409
<i>♪ A y, boy, whatcha say, boy? ♪</i>

1598
00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:21,529
♪ You tryna play coy
like a Gameboy? J'

1599
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,531
<i>♪ Hit my phone boy,
is you home boy? ♪</i>

1600
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,353
<i>♪ Are you alone boy?
Come give me dome, boy... ♪</i>

1601
00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,897
RYAN: I'm so stoked you're here, dude.

1602
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,168
Thanks.

1603
00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:30,579
I've always wanted you to come out.

1604
00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:32,210
Oh, I, I am out.

1605
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,504
(CLEARS THROAT) I came out
in the tenth grade.

1606
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:38,845
(CHUCKLES) No. I meant, like, come out

1607
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,510
and hang out on the weekend.

1608
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,638
Oh. Right. "Hang out," yeah.

1609
00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:47,058
That's, that's what I meant also.

1610
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,643
You need to have a little bit of fun

1611
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:50,015
before you go to Africa.

1612
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,437
You remembered I'm going to Africa?

1613
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:54,019
Of course. Aren't you gonna go
to Uganda or something?

1614
00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:55,445
Botswana.

1615
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,656
- They'd kill me in Uganda.
- Why?

1616
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,492
Because that country's not
really a fan of gay people.

1617
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,235
Oh, shit. That's crazy.

1618
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:04,200
Would you be afraid
to go to Uganda...

1619
00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:05,705
GIGI: Karaoke in the guest room!

1620
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:06,709
AMY: Jesus.

1621
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:09,580
God, I missed you. Fuck.

1622
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:11,469
Do you want to go do karaoke
in the guest room?

1623
00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:13,212
- I love that girl.
- Yeah.

1624
00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:16,625
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1625
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,551
Uh, elbows.

1626
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,261
BOY: Can we get a re-rack, please?

1627
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,266
(LAUGHS) Holy shit.

1628
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:26,768
Wait, Molly's here?

1629
00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:29,639
What a fucking compliment
to get Molly to roll.

1630
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:31,272
Dude, are you actually here right now?

1631
00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:32,690
Is this some mirage?

1632
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,351
Am I fucking losing my mind?

1633
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,065
Or did I actually get president Molly

1634
00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:37,399
to come out on a weekend?

1635
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:39,405
It's a purely ceremonial visit.

1636
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:42,235
Okay, okay.
Hey, why don't you sit here?

1637
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,450
Yeah, right next to me.
Please, sit here and let's go.

1638
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:46,851
I've been fucking waiting for this

1639
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,661
since, like, seventh grade.

1640
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,158
- Please? It's for you.
- Oh.

1641
00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:52,328
This song goes out to my cast.

1642
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:53,339
(CLEARS THROAT)

1643
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:58,592
<i>♪ I want you to know ♪</i>

1644
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:02,721
<i>I That I am happy for you ♪</i>

1645
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,009
Shh!

1646
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:07,384
<i>♪ I wish nothing but ♪</i>

1647
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:11,479
<i>♪ The best for you both ♪</i>

1648
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:16,853
<i>♪ An older version like me,
is she perverted like me? ♪</i>

1649
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:19,442
<i>I Would she go down on you in... ♪</i>

1650
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:20,818
(MUMBLING)

1651
01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:24,526
Miss Fine.

1652
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:29,072
- Miss... Fine.
- (ICE CUBES RATTLING)

1653
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,707
Senora Fine.

1654
01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:34,119
You ever made love to a Mexican?

1655
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,379
- (BOTH EXCLAIMING)
- Hey, come here.

1656
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:38,206
(BOTH WHOOPING)

1657
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,625
Hey, listen, this pong

1658
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,422
is actually supposed to be my thing.

1659
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:42,698
So, if you could just tone it down

1660
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:43,882
for my sake, my self-esteem?

1661
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,181
No, I think you just have
to step up your game.

1662
01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:48,721
You just have to rise to my level.

1663
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:49,683
It's not my fault.

1664
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,178
(LAUGHS) "To her level."

1665
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,892
It's crazy we haven't hung out

1666
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,560
outside of school before, you know?

1667
01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:56,770
I used to think you were
all work and no play...

1668
01:00:57,737 --> 01:00:58,977
but you're actually pretty fun.

1669
01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:02,273
I... I am fun.

1670
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:04,733
(ICE CUBES RATTLE)

1671
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:05,786
Okay.

1672
01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:07,740
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

1673
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,375
Hi, Miss Fine.

1674
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:15,835
Hi, Theo.

1675
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:18,088
J'NOIJ'

1676
01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:20,374
<i>I And every time you speak her name ♪</i>

1677
01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:21,758
<i>♪ Does she know that you told me ♪</i>

1678
01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:23,968
<i>♪ You'd hold me until you died? ♪</i>

1679
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,630
<i>♪ Till you died, but you're still alive ♪</i>

1680
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:30,684
<i>I And I'm here to remind you ♪</i>

1681
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:35,932
<i>♪ Of the mess you left
when you went away ♪</i>

1682
01:01:35,984 --> 01:01:38,145
<i>♪ It's not fair ♪</i> - Woo-hoo!

1683
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,356
<i>I To deny me ♪</i>

1684
01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:44,398
<i>♪ Of the cross I bear
that you gave to me ♪</i>

1685
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:48,194
<i>♪ You, you, you oughta know, Alan ♪</i>

1686
01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,123
This is amazing.

1687
01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,583
You're amazing.

1688
01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:02,374
You're 20, right?

1689
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:03,545
Yeah.

1690
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,010
You got a mic. You got to sing.

1691
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,390
- No.
- Please.

1692
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:13,017
- No.
- Come on. Please?

1693
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:14,248
Do it for me.
Come on, Amy. Come on.

1694
01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,183
- For you, I...
- For me.

1695
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,233
Um...

1696
01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:29,485
<i>(SINGING) J” And I'm here to remind you ♪</i>

1697
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:33,830
<i>♪ Of the mess you left
when you went away ♪</i>

1698
01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:36,041
<i>♪ It's not fair ♪</i>

1699
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:37,576
You can tell she's not supporting,

1700
01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:39,165
no breath control, but it's good.

1701
01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:41,079
- It's on pitch. Yeah, yeah.
- I support you.

1702
01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:42,588
<i>I That you gave to me ♪</i>

1703
01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:45,842
<i>♪ You, you, you oughta know ♪</i>

1704
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:47,710
- Oh, my god!
- (AIL CHEERING)

1705
01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:50,680
- Okay. Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

1706
01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:52,174
Fuckin'...

1707
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,300
(BALL CLATTERS)

1708
01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,551
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1709
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,560
- Of course.
- Nick. You need more... Oh.

1710
01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,272
- Are you okay?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1711
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:01,517
You need more of the arc.

1712
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:03,940
Like, no, too much flick.
Like... whoo.

1713
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,653
See, well, that's easy for you to say

1714
01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:07,238
when you're, like,
three feet tall, all right?

1715
01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:08,732
I'm looking straight down at it.

1716
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,195
How tall are you?

1717
01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:15,163
Well, how tall do you think I am?

1718
01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:25,540
514"?

1719
01:03:25,593 --> 01:03:26,833
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1720
01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:29,002
Listen, my teammates
usually aren't this mean.

1721
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:30,670
Oh, no, no, no.
They're usually blonde

1722
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,464
and skinny, and they don't drink carbs.

1723
01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:35,179
Uh, no, no way, okay?
I fuck with Hufflepuffs.

1724
01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:38,011
Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?

1725
01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:41,147
Yeah. I mean, what are you, like a...

1726
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:46,816
half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, yeah?

1727
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,114
That is exactly what I am.

1728
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,400
Yeah, you are.

1729
01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:54,197
(RAUCOUS CHEERING)

1730
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,737
Oh, fuck. Okay, see,

1731
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:58,436
I got to go take care of them,
make sure they don't kill themselves.

1732
01:03:58,460 --> 01:03:59,603
But hey, you stay right here, yeah?

1733
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:00,912
- Yeah.
- Okay, you don't move.

1734
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,315
I'll come back a moment, okay.
Don't move.

1735
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:03,607
- I'm not gonna move.
- Right? Don't move.

1736
01:04:03,631 --> 01:04:04,837
- I'm not gonna move.
- Yeah?

1737
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,110
I feel like you're gonna move.
Don't move.

1738
01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,054
No, I'm not... You know what,
I'm not gonna move.

1739
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,709
- Don't move.
- Okay.

1740
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:11,962
♪♪♪

1741
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,930
(CROWD CHEERING)

1742
01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:26,776
<i>♪ Don't hold back, I want to break free ♪</i>

1743
01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:29,437
<i>♪ God is singing through your body ♪</i>

1744
01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:31,610
<i>I And I'm carried by the sound ♪</i>

1745
01:04:31,659 --> 01:04:33,320
(WATER SPLASHING)

1746
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:37,328
<i>♪ Every drum, every single beat ♪</i>

1747
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,911
<i>I They were born from your body ♪</i>

1748
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,371
<i>I And I'm carried by the sound ♪</i>

1749
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,205
<i>♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪</i>

1750
01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:50,250
<i>♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪</i>

1751
01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:51,383
(CHUCKLES)

1752
01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:53,135
<i>♪ Oh, ooh ♪</i>

1753
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:58,850
<i>♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪</i>

1754
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:09,193
<i>♪ Don't look back, I want to break free ♪</i>

1755
01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:11,233
<i>I If you'll never see 'em coming ♪</i>

1756
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:14,653
<i>♪ You'll never have to hide I</i>

1757
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:19,663
<i>I Take my hand, take my everything ♪</i>

1758
01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:22,619
<i>I If we only got a moment ♪</i>

1759
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,206
<i>I Give it to me now ♪</i>

1760
01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:27,704
<i>♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪</i>

1761
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:31,082
<i>♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪</i>

1762
01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:33,676
<i>♪ Oh, ooh ♪</i>

1763
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:40,176
<i>♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪</i>

1764
01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:46,306
<i>♪ No caressing, no caressing ♪</i>

1765
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:47,974
<i>♪ No caressing... ♪</i>

1766
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:50,606
(CHEERING)

1767
01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:52,399
<i>♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪</i>

1768
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:55,862
<i>♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪</i>

1769
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,407
<i>♪ Oh, ooh, no, love ♪</i>

1770
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,744
<i>♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪</i>

1771
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:05,287
<i>♪ Oh, ooh ♪</i>

1772
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:11,211
<i>♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪</i>

1773
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:36,235
♪♪♪

1774
01:06:57,138 --> 01:06:59,925
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1775
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:13,442
(PANTING)

1776
01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,328
Oh, my god, there you are.

1777
01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:06,642
How's it going?
Did you find Ryan?

1778
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,394
Did you guys go in the pool?
What's going on?

1779
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,453
Molly...

1780
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,231
Things are going so well over here.
Like, really, really, really well.

1781
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,916
I'm being so mean to him,
but it's working.

1782
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,985
We talked about Harry Potter.
He knows I'm a Slytherin.

1783
01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:17,945
- He seems to like it.
- I think we should go home.

1784
01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:20,085
Wait, what? No. Ju-just dry off.

1785
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:22,094
No, I think we need to leave.
Come on, let's go.

1786
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,635
No, are you nuts?
No, he... Nick is fully...

1787
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,382
- No.
- He's fully flirting with me.

1788
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:27,676
This actually might happen.

1789
01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:29,060
Listen to me,
this actually might happen.

1790
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:31,125
No, no, Molly, please, I'm asking you.
Let's just go.

1791
01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,434
Ame, just go find Ryan.
It'll be great.

1792
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,648
Malala!

1793
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,153
Amy, no.

1794
01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:40,063
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm...

1795
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,198
I've done whatever you wanted all night.

1796
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,074
And I'm calling Malala, so come with me.

1797
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,080
No, I'm not leaving just because
you're doing the thing that you always do.

1798
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,323
What is that supposed to mean?

1799
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:53,539
Just, you... you talk a big game

1800
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,524
and then you give up
just when things get uncomfortable.

1801
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:56,708
Like, you jumped in the pool,

1802
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,502
and now you're sad
that you're wet? Like...

1803
01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:00,587
That's bullshit, Moll.
That's bullshit.

1804
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,073
If I didn't drag you to do things, Amy,
you just wouldn't do them.

1805
01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:04,633
(STAMMERS) You don't drag me,

1806
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:07,640
you force me to do whatever you wanna do.

1807
01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:08,891
What does that even mean?

1808
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:12,178
You decide what we do and when we do it,

1809
01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:13,792
and that we always have
to do it together all the time.

1810
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:15,022
Yeah, I have to decide

1811
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,808
because you literally decide nothing.

1812
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,797
Like, I do all the heavy lifting
in our friendship.

1813
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:21,278
- You never take charge.
- I take charge all the time!

1814
01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:24,407
You never take charge.
I always have to push you.

1815
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:25,988
Without me, you wouldn't do anything.

1816
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:27,986
I'm going to Africa without you.

1817
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:29,620
Yeah, I encouraged your summer abroad.

1818
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,622
I'm not going for the summer.

1819
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,124
I'm going for the entire year.

1820
01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,048
What?

1821
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,799
I'm taking a gap year.

1822
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:44,423
I deferred Columbia until next fall.

1823
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,676
- When did you decide that?
- When I applied.

1824
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,302
In January?
You've been lying to me since January?

1825
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:53,749
Yeah, because I knew if I told you,

1826
01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:55,388
you'd bully me into staying.

1827
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:57,682
So, all our schedules are
gonna be off now.

1828
01:09:57,735 --> 01:09:59,100
We're not gonna graduate together,

1829
01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:00,964
we're not gonna go
on a post-college trip together,

1830
01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:03,195
We're not gonna move to DC together?
Our whole plan...

1831
01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:05,857
That was your plan!
That was never my plan.

1832
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,866
- It's always your plan, Moll.
- I can't believe you.

1833
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,710
You think that going to Africa makes
you tough,

1834
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,113
and you weren't even fucking brave enough
to tell me about it!

1835
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,661
You're a fucking coward, Amy!

1836
01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:14,950
You're selfish and mean!

1837
01:10:15,002 --> 01:10:16,082
You're a bad friend!

1838
01:10:16,087 --> 01:10:17,827
You're a fucking bad friend...

1839
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,122
(INAUDIBLE SHOUTING)

1840
01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,828
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1841
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,054
HOPE: What the fuck?

1842
01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,889
I locked that.

1843
01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:18,062
Well, I guess you didn't.

1844
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,770
What's wrong with you?
Fight with your wife?

1845
01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:25,319
Can you please just leave me alone?

1846
01:11:25,406 --> 01:11:26,816
Why are you even at a party?

1847
01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:28,444
Shouldn't you be, like, marching

1848
01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:30,157
in some meaningless protest somewhere

1849
01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:33,028
or, I don't know,
in your bed doing homework?

1850
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:34,245
You don't even know me.

1851
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:35,538
Pretty sure I do.

1852
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,953
No. You're just one of those people

1853
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,245
who claims they're honest

1854
01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:40,914
or calling people on their shit

1855
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,503
when you're really just mean.

1856
01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,666
Wow.

1857
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:49,635
Wow, I take it back.

1858
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:56,850
You are a badass...

1859
01:11:57,605 --> 01:11:59,391
who takes no prisoners...

1860
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:04,726
and cries in the bathroom at parties.

1861
01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:11,733
Why are you so cruel?

1862
01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:15,111
I just don't like meek people.

1863
01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:17,739
And you...

1864
01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:21,876
you're like Molly's little sidekick bitch.

1865
01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:23,331
Well, you're just a basic hot girl

1866
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,000
who's gonna peak in high school.

1867
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,461
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

1868
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:34,349
(CHUCKLES)

1869
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,147
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1870
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:56,319
When did you get here?

1871
01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:58,780
A while ago.

1872
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:02,496
See Amy? She fucking freaked out at me.
I don't know what's wrong with her.

1873
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,378
Do people really think
I had sex with a prostitute?

1874
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:09,249
You didn't?

1875
01:13:09,302 --> 01:13:10,302
No.

1876
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:12,551
Of course not. I...

1877
01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:16,255
I haven't slept with anybody.

1878
01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:22,808
No one in this entire school
knows me at all.

1879
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:29,731
- Except Gigi.
- I'm a golden starfish!

1880
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:34,107
Gigi, the girl whojumped off your boat

1881
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,617
and gave you a prison tat
while you were sleeping?

1882
01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:37,947
Oh, that wasn't about me.

1883
01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:41,827
She's a sad person, you know?

1884
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:43,992
And yeah, she may be a little nuts but...

1885
01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:47,912
she's the most loyal person I've ever met.

1886
01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,460
I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman

1887
01:13:50,468 --> 01:13:52,208
because she thought he laughed at me.

1888
01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:55,549
Turns out, he wasn't.
I mean, he wasn't laughing at me at all,

1889
01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:58,556
he was just looking
at a meme on his phone.

1890
01:13:58,601 --> 01:13:59,966
Plus, not everyone's lucky enough

1891
01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:01,759
to find someone like you and Amy.

1892
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:03,143
I'm just doing my best,

1893
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:04,304
so I can get out of here...

1894
01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:07,807
and find some people who are into
the same weird shit I'm into.

1895
01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:10,893
Not, like, sex stuff.
I mean, like, you know...

1896
01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:14,193
airplanes and musicals.

1897
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,697
What?

1898
01:14:16,744 --> 01:14:18,405
I wanna design fucking airplanes.

1899
01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:20,615
Yeah. Get rich off that,

1900
01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,351
then use the cash
to produce some new musicals.

1901
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:24,186
Enough with the revivals already.
It's total bullshit.

1902
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:27,373
Audiences deserve
something original, I think.

1903
01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:29,832
I don't know.

1904
01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,837
I should probably go make sure that's not
an actual dead man's float.

1905
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:38,880
Well, see you at graduation, Molly.

1906
01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:45,265
♪♪♪

1907
01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,694
- (HOPE CHUCKLES)
- Whoa.

1908
01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,664
- Are you okay?
- Um... Yeah, sorry, just...

1909
01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:07,533
Just got a little dizzy
for a second there.

1910
01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,706
- Um...
- We can stop if you want.

1911
01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:11,921
No. We are not stopping.

1912
01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:13,084
Okay.

1913
01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:14,798
<i>♪ 'Cause we aiming for the stars ♪</i>

1914
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,675
<i>I With a point and hollow ♪</i>

1915
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:21,096
<i>I I'm feeling these songs... ♪</i>

1916
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,306
HOPE: (GIGGLES) Sorry.

1917
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:28,558
<i>♪ I started this job
selling rocks and arrows... ♪</i>

1918
01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:30,431
- AMY: Oh, sorry.
- (HOPE CHUCKLES)

1919
01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:31,439
AMY: Whoa.

1920
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:32,691
- HOPE: Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1921
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,560
- HOPE: Oh, my god.
- Ugh.

1922
01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:36,987
(CHUCKLES)

1923
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,697
<i>♪ Welcome to the days
of the broke and shallow... ♪</i>

1924
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,577
(CHUCKLES)

1925
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:53,079
I should probably take off mine, too.

1926
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:54,289
Yeah.

1927
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:56,999
(SHOE CLATTERS)

1928
01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:58,922
<i>♪ The minute [know I</i>

1929
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:04,973
<i>♪ The time we spent in came corrected... ♪</i>

1930
01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,099
It's a nice dress.

1931
01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:07,601
AMY: It's all she had.

1932
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,059
Miss Fine.

1933
01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:13,190
(GIGGLES) Oh, my god. Of course.

1934
01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:26,029
<i>♪ Matter over mind if we're being honest ♪</i>

1935
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,786
<i>I But you wander through your thoughts ♪</i>

1936
01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:31,871
<i>I Like a broken promise ♪</i>

1937
01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:36,379
<i>♪ In it for the monetary growth... ♪</i>

1938
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,881
(GASPING)

1939
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,584
Um...

1940
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,508
(STAMMERS) How is that for you?

1941
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,222
Um, it's okay.

1942
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,309
Is-is there really
another way you would prefer,

1943
01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,303
- or is this, like...
- (BOTH STAMMER)

1944
01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:51,429
Um...

1945
01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,815
I don't think that's the hole
you think it is.

1946
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,268
- Oh, my god.
- No, it's okay.

1947
01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:59,770
- Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.
- No, it's okay.

1948
01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:01,405
Oh, my god. I just...

1949
01:17:01,408 --> 01:17:03,364
I'm not used to approaching it
from that angle

1950
01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:04,741
and my geometry was off, and...

1951
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,118
Seriously, don't worry about it.

1952
01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:07,205
I'm sorry.

1953
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:09,993
(MUFFLED GRUNT)

1954
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,785
(GAGGING)

1955
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:21,501
Are... are you good?

1956
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:23,927
- (RETCHING)
- (GASP8)

1957
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:25,884
Oh, my god. What the...

1958
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,132
What the fuck? Oh!

1959
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,305
- I am so sorry.
- What the fuck?

1960
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,303
AMY: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1961
01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:34,062
- HOPE: Ew!
- Um...

1962
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:35,101
Ar-are you okay?

1963
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:37,016
- (SHOWER RUNNING)
- Amy, just go.

1964
01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:40,106
Please go.

1965
01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:43,197
Please fucking leave.

1966
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,690
Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.

1967
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:45,737
HOPE: Go!

1968
01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:57,211
<i>♪ I'm a fool for that shake
in your thighs ♪</i>

1969
01:17:57,214 --> 01:18:02,880
<i>♪ I'm a fool for that sound
in your sighs ♪</i>

1970
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:06,921
<i>I I'm a fool for your belly ♪</i>

1971
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:12,435
<i>I I'm a fool for your love ♪</i>

1972
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:15,061
<i>♪ I want to make this play ♪</i>

1973
01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:17,556
<i>♪ Oh, [know you're faded ♪</i>

1974
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,942
<i>♪ Hmm, but stay ♪</i>

1975
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,987
I Don't close your hands I.

1976
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:25,694
<i>♪ I want to make this play ♪</i>

1977
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,692
<i>♪ Oh, [know you're faded... ♪</i>

1978
01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:29,451
Hey, have you guys seen Amy?

1979
01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:31,070
- GIRL 1: No.
- GIRL 2: No.

1980
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,197
(POLICE SIREN CHIRPS)

1981
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:36,200
What? Wait.

1982
01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:37,212
Whoa!

1983
01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:40,709
- Amy! Amy! Amy!
- (GIRL SHUSHING)

1984
01:18:40,758 --> 01:18:42,919
ROB: We're fucking sitting ducks.

1985
01:18:42,968 --> 01:18:44,696
They're gonna come in here.
They're gonna find us.

1986
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,360
ALISON (WHISPERS): Shut the fuck up, Rob.

1987
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,350
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1988
01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:55,970
I am not a coward.

1989
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,481
All right, focus up.

1990
01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:04,354
Wait for my signal.
I'm gonna create a diversion.

1991
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:06,776
(SIGHS)

1992
01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:08,941
What?

1993
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,868
(AMY GRUNTS)

1994
01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:14,572
♪♪♪

1995
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:38,353
No.

1996
01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:40,772
Really?

1997
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:46,396
R on baby I

1998
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,527
r on baby I.

1999
01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:57,740
<i>♪ You're having a bad dream ♪</i>

2000
01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:01,619
<i>I Here in my arms ♪</i>

2001
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,217
You know this is why people say

2002
01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:11,629
I gave guys "roadside assistance," right?

2003
01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:15,178
I gave them a ride home, that's all.

2004
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:21,418
Okay, that's not true.
I blew them.

2005
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,057
But it's not like they ran out of gas

2006
01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:25,567
and I showed up to suck their dick
while they waited for help.

2007
01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:27,193
We hooked up in their car.

2008
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,570
It makes sense to hook up in a car.

2009
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,986
I'm not gonna, like,
suck a dick at my own home

2010
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:33,367
where my father can walk in
at any moment.

2011
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:36,154
Also, I wanna enjoy it.
Fucking sue me.

2012
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,826
That makes a lot of sense.

2013
01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,548
You know what the worst part is?

2014
01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,173
All the fucking girls call me that, too.

2015
01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:58,434
I knew, like, Ben and Max
and Dick Splinter

2016
01:20:58,479 --> 01:20:59,969
would say stupid shit.

2017
01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:07,481
I just...
I didn't think the girls would, too.

2018
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,651
Amy never called you that.

2019
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,827
I'm sorry. I'm genuinely sorry.

2020
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,867
Just, like, please don't call me
"Triple A" at Yale next year.

2021
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:26,378
I just want people to know
my real name.

2022
01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:29,256
Of course, Annabel.

2023
01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:31,292
Fuck... No! Not right now.

2024
01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:32,755
I'm sorry. That was bad.

2025
01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:34,616
- That wasn't my best.
- Come on. Jesus Christ.

2026
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,846
That was embarrassing for me.

2027
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,411
- I'm sorry for that, too.
- (CHUCKIES)

2028
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:42,849
Wait, where the fuck do you live?

2029
01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:48,232
(KEY CLATTERS)

2030
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:51,315
(SIGHS)

2031
01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:56,359
(HAIL TO THE CHIEF PLAYING AS RINGTONE)

2032
01:21:56,453 --> 01:21:57,909
(PHONE BUZZES)

2033
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,866
(RINGTONE CONTINUES PLAYING)

2034
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,374
Fuck!

2035
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:17,845
What?

2036
01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,970
AMY: All right. Well, just so you know,
I know my rights.

2037
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,097
Oh, my god.

2038
01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:27,765
There are more prisons than colleges

2039
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:28,856
in the United States.

2040
01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:30,130
- Did you know that?
- OFFICER: Is that right?

2041
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:31,815
AMY: And it costs $71,000

2042
01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:33,528
to house an inmate in California.

2043
01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:35,318
- That's more than Harvard.
- OFFICER: Yeah.

2044
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:37,699
AMY: Well, this seems excessive. Shotgun.

2045
01:22:37,703 --> 01:22:39,489
Just kidding. I don't have one.

2046
01:22:39,538 --> 01:22:41,699
♪♪♪

2047
01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:04,513
(CLEARS THROAT)

2048
01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:07,221
Oh, I'm actually here for someone else.
I'm so sorry.

2049
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,347
My mistake. My mistake.

2050
01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:09,461
- My mistake.
- AMY: Oh, my god.

2051
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,850
(LAUGHING)

2052
01:23:10,861 --> 01:23:12,226
Fuck you, dude.

2053
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,186
Dude, you're in full-on jail. (CHUCKLES)

2054
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,322
Yeah, I know.

2055
01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:19,153
I'm so sorry.

2056
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:21,823
(SIGHS) I mean, it's okay.

2057
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,741
I'm gonna have to pay a fine

2058
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,101
and go before the judge,
but we both know...

2059
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,706
No, I'm sorry.

2060
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,326
I know women apologize too much,

2061
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,294
but in this case,
I have so much to be sorry for.

2062
01:23:31,298 --> 01:23:32,378
I was so selfish.

2063
01:23:32,466 --> 01:23:33,706
H was being a coward.

2064
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,960
You called Malala.

2065
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:36,508
I lied to you, Moll.

2066
01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:37,926
You were trying to save me
from seeing Nick rub

2067
01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:40,171
his boner all up against Ryan.

2068
01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:42,055
Oh, my god,
can you believe that, by the way?

2069
01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:43,636
No. Honestly? No.

2070
01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:45,384
I would've guessed that Nick
hooked up with Theo

2071
01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:47,123
before I would have guessed
he hooked up with Ryan.

2072
01:23:47,147 --> 01:23:49,763
Nick and Theo do have great chemistry.

2073
01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:52,478
Divine. I mean, it's palpable. (CHUCKLES)

2074
01:23:54,321 --> 01:23:57,233
I'm sorry I'm so controlling.

2075
01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:01,279
I just can't imagine my life without you.

2076
01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:06,743
You are the motherfucker who got arrested

2077
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,282
the night before graduation.

2078
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,163
Oh, my god! Graduation.

2079
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:12,536
Molly, what time is it?
You have to go.

2080
01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:13,837
Yeah, why do you think I'm here?

2081
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:14,955
You're coming with me.

2082
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,923
Dude, no. I am screwed.
I can't leave.

2083
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,716
- You have to go.
- Amy.

2084
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,551
I am not graduating without you.

2085
01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:23,343
So, either I get arrested
and ljoin you in there

2086
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,840
or we go together.

2087
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,133
How?

2088
01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,896
We're gonna trade
some information,

2089
01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,394
because we have seen this man.

2090
01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:34,642
AMY: What?

2091
01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:37,102
- AMY: Is that Jared's car?
- MOLLY: I'll explain later.

2092
01:24:37,114 --> 01:24:38,925
- AMY: Am I driving?
- Of course you're driving.

2093
01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:40,234
- AMY: Need this?
- No, that was my fault!

2094
01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:41,322
AMY: Go!

2095
01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:43,742
Okay, Waze says 19 minutes.
We're doing it in seven.

2096
01:24:43,787 --> 01:24:45,118
Let's fuckin' do this.

2097
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:47,996
(ENGINE IDLING)

2098
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,992
(ENGINE REVVING)

2099
01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:53,952
<i>♪ Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks ♪</i>

2100
01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:55,829
<i>I Put me to your lips
I am sick ♪</i>

2101
01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,456
<i>♪ I will punch a baby bear ♪</i>

2102
01:24:57,467 --> 01:24:58,877
<i>♪ In his shit give me lip... ♪</i>

2103
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,088
(PIANO PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)

2104
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,259
Uh...

2105
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,947
Hey, guys, let's go ahead and take a seat.

2106
01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:10,055
Stop.

2107
01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:16,559
(PURRS)

2108
01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,810
Ooh.

2109
01:25:17,821 --> 01:25:18,981
Hey, Evelyn.

2110
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:22,447
Um... I just wanted to say...

2111
01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:24,941
(PURRS) have a great summer.

2112
01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:27,319
That's what the kids are doing,
right? (PURRS)

2113
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,196
Have a great... (PURRS)

2114
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:32,870
All right. Cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Sickening.

2115
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:34,705
THEO: Morning, my queen.

2116
01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:35,793
Hi.

2117
01:25:35,839 --> 01:25:37,795
So, last night was amazing.

2118
01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:40,420
Can I see you again?

2119
01:25:43,764 --> 01:25:45,300
Mmm...

2120
01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:46,968
Good luck at Google next year, okay.

2121
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:48,390
Okay.

2122
01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:49,435
Bye.

2123
01:25:50,687 --> 01:25:51,687
Bye.

2124
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:55,225
Did you fuck Miss Fine?

2125
01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:58,480
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2126
01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:00,359
<i>♪ ...little wench
I'm unmentionably fresh ♪</i>

2127
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:01,986
<i>I I'm a mensch, get correct ♪</i>

2128
01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:03,568
<i>♪ I will walk into a court I</i>

2129
01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:04,610
<i>"♪ While erect,
screaming "Yes... ♪</i>

2130
01:26:04,618 --> 01:26:06,233
(INAUDIBLE)

2131
01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,072
Ha-has anybody seen, uh, Molly?

2132
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:11,322
'Cause we got to get started.
She kicks it off. Huh? Nobody?

2133
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:13,699
'Cause I haven't seen her
either since yesterday

2134
01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:14,950
when we were at school, all of us.

2135
01:26:14,961 --> 01:26:16,497
We were at school together.

2136
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:17,752
80, Molly actually warned me
she might be a little late

2137
01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:19,166
and tapped me to start her speech.

2138
01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:20,610
Wait, wait, Molly Davidson's gonna be late

2139
01:26:20,634 --> 01:26:21,544
- to graduation?
- Yeah.

2140
01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:22,612
Okay, that doesn't sound like her.

2141
01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:24,342
Right. Well, uh,

2142
01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:26,177
she also asked me to remind you that...

2143
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,341
um...

2144
01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:30,135
um... I got it. Uh...

2145
01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:31,849
“this sort of thing happens all the time

2146
01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,138
“on the senate floor,

2147
01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:34,932
"and if a senator isn't
present for a vote..."

2148
01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:36,626
- PRINCIPAL BROWN: Okay. Okay.
- "...a proxy..."

2149
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:38,127
Great. Okay, that does sound like her.

2150
01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:39,732
"For the vote to take place..."

2151
01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:41,798
- "...in his or her absence."
- I got it. Okay, so...

2152
01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:42,822
Okay, so she tapped you?

2153
01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:44,316
- Tapped me.
- Okay.

2154
01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:46,781
Yeah, fuck it.
I approve. You're up.

2155
01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:48,025
- You're gonna kick it off.
- Okay.

2156
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,698
- (IAUGHING) Oh.
- Okay. There he goes.

2157
01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:51,821
Yeah, yeah.
Shantay, you stay, honey!

2158
01:26:51,832 --> 01:26:52,912
Oh, Jared!

2159
01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:55,324
- GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

2160
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:56,377
ALAN: Look at you.

2161
01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:03,457
(MIC FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

2162
01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:06,755
JARED: Good morning.

2163
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:07,885
Good morning.

2164
01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:11,882
"I'm Molly Davidson."

2165
01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:12,935
(EXCLAIMS QUIZZICALLY)

2166
01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:16,182
<i>♪ Hey, you wanna hear a good joke? ♪</i>

2167
01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:18,847
<i>♪ Nobody speak,
nobody get choked ♪</i>

2168
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:25,653
JARED: "I am a woman."

2169
01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:27,773
- "I am a powerful woman."
- BOY: My boy!

2170
01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:29,316
"And I'm ready to take the fists

2171
01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:31,951
"of my femininity to the status quo.

2172
01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:36,331
Straight white man, your time is..."

2173
01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,418
Okay.

2174
01:27:38,462 --> 01:27:39,998
(STUDENTS EXCLAIM)

2175
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:54,516
Oh, my god. My car is fucked up.

2176
01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:57,473
(STUDENTS CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

2177
01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:07,066
All right.
I'm gonna go take my seat.

2178
01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:08,404
MOLLY: Come on up. Come.

2179
01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:10,904
Look who made it!

2180
01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:12,404
- (STUDENTS CHEERING)
- Whoo!

2181
01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,452
Amy!

2182
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,824
Whoo!

2183
01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:27,590
(CHUCKLES)

2184
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:32,630
(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING AND WHOOPING)

2185
01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:45,483
Thank you.

2186
01:28:51,701 --> 01:28:55,364
Okay. Looks like Jared did
a pretty good job.

2187
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,995
Yes, he did! Yes, he did.

2188
01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:02,044
MOLLY: I...

2189
01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:09,416
I was so... scared of you,

2190
01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:11,793
I felt like I had to prove
that I was better than you.

2191
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:16,799
But really, I don't know
any more than you guys.

2192
01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:20,686
All I know is
that we have a lot more to learn.

2193
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:26,558
'Cause this part's over...

2194
01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:29,110
and that's so sad.

2195
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:32,234
It was great, wasn't it? (CHUCKLES)

2196
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:37,991
Things are never gonna be the same,
but it was perfect.

2197
01:29:41,334 --> 01:29:45,247
And I may not have before,
but I see you now.

2198
01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:49,377
And you're all pretty great. (CHUCKLES)

2199
01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:52,171
- Don't let college fuck it up.
- (ALL CHEERING)

2200
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,668
Congratulations, guys.

2201
01:29:55,348 --> 01:29:58,636
(WHOOPING)

2202
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:08,813
Okay, okay. (CHUCKLES)

2203
01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:10,818
That went over,

2204
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:13,063
but I will not be cutting down
my allotted time.

2205
01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,314
Gigi, hit the track.

2206
01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:18,576
- (SNORING)
- (GEORGE VOCALIZING)

2207
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:19,660
(SINGING) <i>♪ Crockett... ♪</i>

2208
01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,309
- AMY: That's pretty good.
- Oh, you know what's good?

2209
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:24,166
If you roll these,
and then you'll have more room.

2210
01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:26,166
AMY: Oh, probably not rolling, though...

2211
01:30:26,212 --> 01:30:28,065
- Well, why does it have to be...
- CHARMAINE: Oh! (GASPS)

2212
01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:31,001
Look! Oh, god, you're bringing Lingling.

2213
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:33,007
- AMY: Well...
- CHARMAINE: Oh, Lingling.

2214
01:30:33,803 --> 01:30:34,838
- AMY: Um...
- No.

2215
01:30:34,888 --> 01:30:36,219
Please be good to my Amy.

2216
01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:37,504
All right. I got to pack up.

2217
01:30:37,557 --> 01:30:39,117
Make her feel like she's not so lonely.

2218
01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:40,723
Make her feel good.

2219
01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:42,038
AMY: I got to put that in the old suitcase.

2220
01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:43,472
Amy, make it stop.

2221
01:30:43,521 --> 01:30:45,762
Please don't put your face on the face.

2222
01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:46,815
Make it stop.

2223
01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:48,018
- Not the nose.
- On the head.

2224
01:30:48,068 --> 01:30:49,253
- On the neck.
- MOLLY: Make it stop.

2225
01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:50,437
Hey, Amy, there's...

2226
01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:51,567
Look who she's bringing.

2227
01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:53,649
- AMY: Okay.
- Lingling?

2228
01:30:53,740 --> 01:30:56,698
- No. No. No... (GASPS)
- Oh, let me get in there.

2229
01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:05,289
Uh... Amy, there's, uh,
someone here to see you.

2230
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:06,373
- AMY: Hmm?
- Who?

2231
01:31:07,379 --> 01:31:08,414
What?

2232
01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:11,747
- Why is she here?
- Oh. Excuse me.

2233
01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:13,717
Amy!

2234
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,751
Why is she here?

2235
01:31:25,605 --> 01:31:27,015
(CHUCKLES)

2236
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:29,477
- Hey.
- Hey.

2237
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:31,850
Ifigured I'd bring back your clothes.

2238
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,690
Oh. Thanks so much.

2239
01:31:34,739 --> 01:31:37,481
I don't usually leave my underwear

2240
01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:40,484
in places that aren't my room.

2241
01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:42,827
HOPE: Yeah, I figured.

2242
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:45,159
80, um...

2243
01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:47,957
ho-how...

2244
01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:50,831
(STAMMERS) Are you okay?

2245
01:31:51,673 --> 01:31:52,673
Yeah, I'm fine.

2246
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:55,923
Are you okay?

2247
01:31:55,969 --> 01:31:57,505
Yeah, I...

2248
01:31:58,513 --> 01:32:01,300
You know, prison kinda changes you.

2249
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:02,839
- Hmm.
- AMY: But, uh...

2250
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:04,632
(HOPE CHUCKLES)

2251
01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:05,801
I'm fine.

2252
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:07,845
Sorry, I just really don't know

2253
01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:09,770
what I'm doing with all that stuff yet.

2254
01:32:09,816 --> 01:32:14,776
Well, for someone who has
no idea what they're doing...

2255
01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:18,567
you kinda know what you're doing.

2256
01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:22,825
(CHUCKLES) That's...

2257
01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:24,994
Ah.

2258
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,826
Um, that's cool.

2259
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:28,206
(MOUTHING)

2260
01:32:28,293 --> 01:32:32,252
(STAMMERS) So, how is your summer going?

2261
01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:36,919
I mean, what are you doing
for the summertime?

2262
01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:41,553
Think I'm gonna backpack around for a bit.

2263
01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:43,759
- AMY: Really?
- Yeah.

2264
01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,594
- Where?
- I don't know.

2265
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:48,601
Honestly, anywhere I can find
a couch to crash on.

2266
01:32:48,605 --> 01:32:51,517
I just, you know, wanna see
some stuff before college.

2267
01:32:52,317 --> 01:32:54,148
That's really cool. Me, too.

2268
01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:56,185
That's why I'm taking a gap year.

2269
01:32:56,237 --> 01:32:58,979
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

2270
01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:02,695
HOPE: All right, well, uh, have fun, nerd.

2271
01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:14,585
(STAMMERS) Um, well, if you
ever end up in Botswana,

2272
01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:17,668
you would have a couch to crash on.

2273
01:33:17,717 --> 01:33:19,332
(CHUCKLES) Okay.

2274
01:33:20,136 --> 01:33:23,003
Well, technically, it won't be my couch,

2275
01:33:23,056 --> 01:33:24,992
'cause I'll be staying with a family,
but I'm sure they'll be cool with it.

2276
01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:26,131
HOPE: Okay.

2277
01:33:26,142 --> 01:33:28,428
♪♪♪

2278
01:33:31,397 --> 01:33:32,762
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

2279
01:33:35,568 --> 01:33:37,934
Yes! Yes!

2280
01:33:39,072 --> 01:33:40,562
Molly!

2281
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:43,027
Amy, this thing drives like a cruise ship.

2282
01:33:43,827 --> 01:33:45,192
Well, it's yours now.

2283
01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:48,027
Take care of the old Volvo for me.

2284
01:33:48,081 --> 01:33:49,161
Oh, speaking of vulva,

2285
01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:51,365
remember when you missed Hope's,

2286
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:53,176
and you just went
straight for that butt hole?

2287
01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:55,247
I said, I said once a day.

2288
01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:57,579
- Hey, I have to stock up...
- Once a day.

2289
01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,168
Because you're gonna be on a flight

2290
01:33:59,217 --> 01:34:01,333
for, like, 28 hours.

2291
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,504
- So, I have to stock up.
- (AMY GROANS)

2292
01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:04,002
It's not my fault.

2293
01:34:05,098 --> 01:34:06,838
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2294
01:34:14,607 --> 01:34:16,418
Yeah, it feels weird
to be on this side of the car.

2295
01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:19,104
It's like everything's different.

2296
01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:23,488
Yeah, I can't believe
I'm not gonna see you tomorrow.

2297
01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:26,149
Call me on that weird
international flip phone, okay?

2298
01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:27,202
AMY: I will.

2299
01:34:28,246 --> 01:34:29,281
Okay.

2300
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:31,329
- Bye. I love you.
- Bye.

2301
01:34:31,374 --> 01:34:32,659
Love you. (CHUCKLES)

2302
01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:36,242
- Bye.
- Go make those tampons, girl.

2303
01:34:36,254 --> 01:34:37,539
AMY: I will. I...

2304
01:34:38,548 --> 01:34:40,209
- Bye.
- Bye.

2305
01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:42,832
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

2306
01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:49,965
- Oh, got to get that bag.
- Yep. Gotta...

2307
01:34:49,976 --> 01:34:51,967
It's a long trip. (CHUCKLES)

2308
01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:53,468
Go get 'em.

2309
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:55,724
What's a year?

2310
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,400
Okay.

2311
01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:07,824
<i>♪ Whoa, my love ♪</i>

2312
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:12,162
<i>I My darling ♪</i>

2313
01:35:12,207 --> 01:35:17,998
<i>♪ I've hungered for your touch ♪</i>

2314
01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:26,798
<i>♪ A long, lonely time ♪</i>

2315
01:35:30,141 --> 01:35:33,633
I And time I.

2316
01:35:33,645 --> 01:35:36,762
<i>♪ Goes by ♪</i>

2317
01:35:36,814 --> 01:35:39,977
<i>I So slowly ♪</i>

2318
01:35:40,026 --> 01:35:45,862
<i>♪ And time can do so much... I</i>

2319
01:35:47,492 --> 01:35:49,608
- Oh! Fuck!
- MOLLY: Fuck!

2320
01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:51,822
What the fuck is wrong with you?

2321
01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:54,408
- I was going through a thing.
- (WHOOPS AND LAUGHS)

2322
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:58,367
(STAMMERS) I was going through
a whole fucking thing.

2323
01:35:58,419 --> 01:35:59,499
What the fuck?

2324
01:35:59,545 --> 01:36:01,081
I can be the last one on the plane.

2325
01:36:01,130 --> 01:36:02,210
What is wrong with you?

2326
01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:03,257
You wanna get pancakes?

2327
01:36:03,341 --> 01:36:05,832
Fuck, yeah, I do. Fuck, yeah!

2328
01:36:05,885 --> 01:36:07,921
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

2329
01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:20,472
<i>♪ Get running, start pumping
your bunions, I'm coming ♪</i>

2330
01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:22,181
<i>I I'm the dumbest,
who flamethrow ♪</i>

2331
01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:23,808
<i>♪ Your function to Funyuns ♪</i>

2332
01:36:23,820 --> 01:36:26,687
<i>♪ Flame your crew quicker
than Trump fucks his youngest ♪</i>

2333
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:29,481
<i>♪ Now face the flame, fuckers,
your fame and fate's done with ♪</i>

2334
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,528
<i>♪ Irob Charlie Brown,
Peppermint Patty ♪</i>

2335
01:36:31,536 --> 01:36:32,571
<i>♪ Linus and Lucy ♪</i>

2336
01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:34,034
<i>♪ Put coke in the doobie ♪</i>

2337
01:36:34,038 --> 01:36:35,699
<i>I Roll woolies to smoke
with Snoopy ♪</i>

2338
01:36:35,707 --> 01:36:37,493
<i>♪ I still remain that
dick-grabbin' slacker ♪</i>

2339
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:38,580
<i>I That spit a loogie ♪</i>

2340
01:36:38,584 --> 01:36:40,074
<i>♪ 'Cause the toter
of the toolie 'II ♪</i>

2341
01:36:40,086 --> 01:36:41,792
<i>♪ Murder you friggin' Moolies ♪</i>

2342
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:45,459
<i>♪ Fuck outta here, yeah ♪</i>

2343
01:36:52,223 --> 01:36:55,056
<i>♪ Nobody speak
nobody get choked, hey ♪</i>

2344
01:36:58,104 --> 01:37:01,312
<i>♪ Nobody speak
nobody get choked, hey ♪</i>

2345
01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:04,015
<i>♪ Nobody speak ♪</i>

2346
01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:06,976
<i>♪ Nobody speak ♪</i>

2347
01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:14,400
<i>I Only facts, I will shoot a ♪</i>

2348
01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:16,536
<i>♪ Baby duck if it quacks
with a Luger ♪</i>

2349
01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:19,656
<i>♪ Top billin', come cops
some villainous shots is boxed ♪</i>

2350
01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:21,916
<i>♪ Shipped out, and bought
and y'all feeling it I</i>

2351
01:37:21,919 --> 01:37:24,956
<i>♪ EI-P killin' it,
Killer Mike killin' shit ♪</i>

2352
01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:27,831
<i>♪ What more can I say?
We top billin' it I</i>

2353
01:37:27,842 --> 01:37:30,800
♪ Valiant without villainy
Viciously foul victory I.

2354
01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:32,384
<i>♪ Burn towns and villages ♪</i>

2355
01:37:32,388 --> 01:37:33,798
<i>♪ Burning, looting,
and pillaging ♪</i>

2356
01:37:33,806 --> 01:37:35,216
<i>♪ Murderers try to hurt us ♪</i>

2357
01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:36,930
<i>I We curse them
and all their children ♪</i>

2358
01:37:36,934 --> 01:37:39,971
<i>♪ I just want the bread and
bologna bundles to tuck away ♪</i>

2359
01:37:39,979 --> 01:37:42,721
<i>♪ I don't work for free
I am barely giving a fuck away ♪</i>

2360
01:37:42,732 --> 01:37:45,690
<i>♪ So tell beggin' Johnny and
Mommy to get the fuck away ♪</i>

2361
01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:49,151
<i>♪ Heyyo here's a gun, son,
now run, get it the guttenrva y ♪</i>

2362
01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:02,415
<i>♪ Nobody speak
nobody get choked, hey ♪</i>

2363
01:38:05,421 --> 01:38:08,288
<i>♪ Nobody speak
nobody get choked, hey ♪</i>

2364
01:38:09,884 --> 01:38:11,124
<i>♪ Nobody speak ♪</i>

2365
01:38:12,970 --> 01:38:14,255
<i>♪ Nobody speak ♪</i>

2366
01:38:17,350 --> 01:38:20,057
<i>♪ Nobody speak
nobody get choked ♪</i>

2367
01:41:48,894 --> 01:41:52,933
(GEORGE VOCALIZING)

2368
01:41:52,982 --> 01:41:55,018
ALAN (SINGING):
<i>♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪</i>

2369
01:41:55,067 --> 01:41:56,978
I We will rock it I.

2370
01:41:57,028 --> 01:42:01,112
<i>♪ Crockett, Crockett,
hide it in your pocket ♪</i>

2371
01:42:01,157 --> 01:42:03,944
<i>♪ Crockett, Crockett, Crockett ♪</i>

2372
01:42:03,993 --> 01:42:09,283
<i>♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪</i>

2373
01:42:09,332 --> 01:42:10,742
(STUDENTS CHEERING)

2374
01:42:10,791 --> 01:42:12,156
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