1 00:00:00,745 --> 00:00:03,718 [monitor beeping] 2 00:00:03,751 --> 00:00:07,291 [soft dramatic music] 3 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:09,663 ‐ [sighs] How much longer is this gonna take? 4 00:00:09,696 --> 00:00:11,366 ‐ I don't know, how long does it take a man 5 00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:12,602 to become a God, Lana? 6 00:00:12,636 --> 00:00:14,338 ‐ I don't know, ten minutes? 7 00:00:14,372 --> 00:00:15,407 ‐ I still don't understand 8 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,478 why I have to be this naked in front of Mother. 9 00:00:17,512 --> 00:00:19,415 ‐ I don't think you all appreciate what I've done here. 10 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:22,454 Billions of wires, carrying trillions of data packets, 11 00:00:22,488 --> 00:00:24,392 perfectly and delicately calibrated 12 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,730 to dive into the wet, gross mind of a man! 13 00:00:26,764 --> 00:00:29,570 ‐ It all looks pretty mad scientist‐y. 14 00:00:29,603 --> 00:00:31,674 Oh, you've even got one of those big power switches. 15 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:33,476 ‐ That is a precision device! 16 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,080 That I've been saving for something weird. 17 00:00:35,113 --> 00:00:36,249 ‐ So, Krieger, how does this work? 18 00:00:36,282 --> 00:00:37,686 You gonna transfer his memory banks 19 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:40,692 into my neuro‐brain stuff or whatever? 20 00:00:40,725 --> 00:00:42,328 ‐ I call it the reverse Frankenstein. 21 00:00:42,361 --> 00:00:44,332 ‐ Okay, definitely mad scientist‐y. 22 00:00:44,365 --> 00:00:47,271 ‐ And you're certain this will give us the information we need 23 00:00:47,304 --> 00:00:48,774 to rebuild the device IIA stole? 24 00:00:48,808 --> 00:00:51,547 ‐ I'm certain it might if his brain doesn't explode. 25 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:53,450 ‐ Wait, which "his?" Am I the "his?" 26 00:00:53,483 --> 00:00:55,622 ‐ More importantly, are we in the splash zone? 27 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,157 ‐ Shh. Quiet! 28 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:59,462 I need total silence to initiate the sequence. 29 00:00:59,496 --> 00:01:02,468 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:02,502 --> 00:01:05,307 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:06,476 [door whooshes] ‐ Sorry I'm late. 32 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:09,415 I was volunteering at what I thought was a soup kitchen‐‐ 33 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:10,417 all: Shh! ‐ God dammit! 34 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,187 ‐ Ooh, right, sorry. 35 00:01:12,221 --> 00:01:13,423 Wait, what are we doing? 36 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:15,495 ‐ This guy has some science thingy in his head 37 00:01:15,528 --> 00:01:17,231 that we need for money, 38 00:01:17,264 --> 00:01:19,135 but he's in a coma and we're almost out of money, 39 00:01:19,168 --> 00:01:20,538 so Archer's gonna go into his brain. 40 00:01:20,571 --> 00:01:21,607 ‐ We're broke? 41 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,577 Is that why the vending machine costs money now? 42 00:01:23,611 --> 00:01:25,515 ‐ No, they just finally fixed it. 43 00:01:25,548 --> 00:01:27,251 ‐ We're technically not broke. 44 00:01:27,284 --> 00:01:28,788 Just operating on a leaner budget 45 00:01:28,821 --> 00:01:30,858 now that Robert is tightening the spigots. 46 00:01:30,892 --> 00:01:32,696 ‐ Well, money doesn't come from spigots. 47 00:01:32,729 --> 00:01:34,633 So that might be part of the problem right there. 48 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:38,239 That, and how much did you spend on this thingamabob? 49 00:01:38,273 --> 00:01:40,177 ‐ Well, you gotta spend money diving into brains 50 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:41,680 to make money diving into brains. 51 00:01:41,714 --> 00:01:43,450 Speaking of thingamabob, 52 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:45,420 do I need to be hooked up down there? 53 00:01:45,454 --> 00:01:47,492 ‐ Great question. Ka‐thunk. 54 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,496 [laughs maniacally] 55 00:01:49,529 --> 00:01:52,769 It's working. It's working! 56 00:01:52,802 --> 00:01:55,440 ‐ Here we go, buddy. See you on your insides. 57 00:01:55,474 --> 00:01:56,442 ‐ No, no, no, no, no! 58 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:58,714 [electricity crackles] 59 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:00,785 ‐ [groans] Whoa. 60 00:02:00,818 --> 00:02:02,789 ‐ Wait, what happened? Where did he go? 61 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:04,693 ‐ If by he, you mean me, 62 00:02:04,726 --> 00:02:07,632 well then, ta‐da! 63 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:10,505 Where am I? I'm getting a sex dungeon vibe. 64 00:02:10,538 --> 00:02:11,740 ‐ You're not far off. 65 00:02:11,774 --> 00:02:13,611 ‐ Metaphorically or geographically. 66 00:02:13,644 --> 00:02:15,213 ‐ Did it work? Am I in? ‐ Nope. 67 00:02:15,247 --> 00:02:17,819 But, side note, I know how to cure comas now. 68 00:02:17,852 --> 00:02:20,625 ‐ Would have been useful a couple of years ago. 69 00:02:22,796 --> 00:02:25,334 ‐ The soup kitchen was a sex club. 70 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:28,406 [main title theme] 71 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:35,454 ♪ ♪ 72 00:03:03,644 --> 00:03:04,880 ‐ [groans] 73 00:03:04,913 --> 00:03:06,617 ‐ Can you remember anything about who you are? 74 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:08,253 Where you come from? ‐ Uh... 75 00:03:08,286 --> 00:03:10,758 I think maybe, your mom's butt? 76 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,662 ‐ Ooh, a funny scientist. 77 00:03:12,696 --> 00:03:14,365 ‐ Aw, come on. I have my moments. 78 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:15,968 ‐ I'm a scientist? Nice. 79 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:18,406 ‐ It's possible the massive electric shock 80 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,210 may have fried a few of his circuits. 81 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,549 Look, science isn't an exact science. 82 00:03:22,582 --> 00:03:23,784 ‐ Okay, then let's start simple. 83 00:03:23,818 --> 00:03:26,222 Do you remember your name? 84 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:27,291 ‐ Uh, no. 85 00:03:27,324 --> 00:03:30,531 Bet my name's something cool though, like, Colt. 86 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:31,700 Yeah. Let's go with Colt. 87 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:32,936 ‐ Damn. That is cool. 88 00:03:32,969 --> 00:03:34,305 ‐ And you're sure you don't want us 89 00:03:34,338 --> 00:03:35,975 to call you Dr. Something or other? 90 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,714 ‐ Ugh, lame. Trust me, Colt is fine. 91 00:03:38,748 --> 00:03:40,250 Wait! I'm getting something. 92 00:03:40,283 --> 00:03:41,820 A small blue house, 93 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,458 two children, and a wife‐‐ 94 00:03:44,493 --> 00:03:45,628 ‐ Ugh, enough. 95 00:03:45,661 --> 00:03:46,964 Colt, you're a very important scientist 96 00:03:46,997 --> 00:03:49,335 on a very important mission, okay? 97 00:03:49,368 --> 00:03:51,807 To redesign the device you were transporting in Moldova. 98 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,376 ‐ Can do, I'll just grab 99 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:55,848 this pen and paper, and voila. 100 00:03:55,882 --> 00:03:56,884 Pam: Not bad. 101 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,521 Cheryl: But terrible riding form. 102 00:03:58,554 --> 00:03:59,890 ‐ Oh, I guess I can't do. 103 00:03:59,923 --> 00:04:02,261 ‐ But you know the device we're talking about? 104 00:04:02,294 --> 00:04:03,931 What does it do? ‐ Well, if memory serves... 105 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:06,436 ‐ And it mostly doesn't. ‐ It's an energy source. 106 00:04:06,469 --> 00:04:08,574 Properly used, it could eliminate our dependence 107 00:04:08,607 --> 00:04:09,976 on fossil fuels altogether. 108 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:11,713 ‐ What about improperly used? 109 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:14,385 ‐ It could wipe out all life on the planet. 110 00:04:14,418 --> 00:04:15,988 Science, you crazy bitch. 111 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,357 ‐ [chuckles] Yeah. 112 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,963 ‐ Oh, God, that must be why IIA wants it. 113 00:04:19,996 --> 00:04:22,000 ‐ It's a classic "evil villain destroys the world 114 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:24,338 with some sort of weird doomsday device" plot. 115 00:04:24,371 --> 00:04:25,808 Obviously. ‐ Oh, hey, wait. 116 00:04:25,842 --> 00:04:27,478 I'm remembering some other stuff. 117 00:04:27,512 --> 00:04:29,716 One, metal rules. ‐ Preach, brother! 118 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:31,587 ‐ And two, I left my notes on a memory stick 119 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,724 hidden in the device, along with a homing beacon. 120 00:04:33,757 --> 00:04:36,897 Did I have a talky‐talk on me when you picked me up? 121 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:39,401 Okay, I might be able to track it. 122 00:04:39,435 --> 00:04:41,607 Whoa, who is this hot piece of ass? 123 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,876 ‐ That would be you. 124 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:45,480 ‐ Ah, here we go. The device is in Singapore. 125 00:04:45,515 --> 00:04:47,852 ‐ IIA's headquarters are in Singapore. 126 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:49,923 ‐ [sighs] I'll get my checkbook. 127 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,896 [jazzy music] 128 00:04:52,929 --> 00:04:54,064 ♪ ♪ 129 00:04:54,098 --> 00:04:55,902 [knocking on door] ‐ That's my room service! 130 00:04:55,935 --> 00:04:56,804 ‐ We just got here. 131 00:04:56,837 --> 00:05:00,511 ‐ I preordered it from the plane phone. 132 00:05:00,545 --> 00:05:01,445 ‐ Damn. 133 00:05:01,479 --> 00:05:03,584 How do you say "Bitchin'" in Singaporean? 134 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:06,455 ‐ Actually, the primary language here is Mandarin. 135 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:08,561 ‐ Did that feel good? Making me feel small? 136 00:05:08,594 --> 00:05:09,596 ‐ Yes, it did. 137 00:05:09,629 --> 00:05:10,865 ‐ This place is incredible. 138 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:12,602 ‐ This was almost our honeymoon. 139 00:05:12,635 --> 00:05:14,471 Maybe an anniversary? 140 00:05:14,506 --> 00:05:16,777 ‐ Oh, sure, yeah, maybe. Hey, where's Ray? 141 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:19,014 ‐ Who knows? He's been asking for a lot of time off lately. 142 00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:21,553 For some family emergency or something. 143 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,022 As if four cats are family. 144 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,960 ‐ I'm all for a successful mission, 145 00:05:24,993 --> 00:05:26,429 but first class tickets, 146 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:28,032 and a penthouse with room service? 147 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,437 We need to talk about how much all this is costing. 148 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:31,974 ‐ Later. Everyone, listen up. 149 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:34,078 Lana, Cyril, and I will survey IIA 150 00:05:34,111 --> 00:05:35,180 and develop an entrance strategy. 151 00:05:35,213 --> 00:05:37,886 ‐ Okay, this will ping the homing beacon, I think. 152 00:05:37,919 --> 00:05:39,923 Still a bit fuzzy on the science. 153 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:40,958 ‐ That's great. 154 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,495 Krieger, you stay here with Colt, 155 00:05:42,529 --> 00:05:44,533 and try to jog his memory for more information. 156 00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:46,570 ‐ Hey, I'll race you to remember. 157 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:49,141 Hey, I am a funny scientist. ‐ Eh. 158 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:50,511 ‐ And, Mother‐‐ 159 00:05:50,545 --> 00:05:52,649 ‐ There has to be a bar around here. 160 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:54,786 ‐ Uh, keep doing what you're doing. 161 00:05:54,819 --> 00:05:56,857 And, Robert, you're on point here at HQ. 162 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,727 ‐ So what are they doing here? 163 00:05:58,761 --> 00:06:00,598 ‐ Um, comic relief. 164 00:06:00,631 --> 00:06:02,467 ‐ Thank you so much. 165 00:06:02,502 --> 00:06:04,973 ‐ Ah! Are you tipping him $500? 166 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:06,710 ‐ Relax. It's my money. 167 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:08,747 And sometimes I like to give service people a thrill. 168 00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:11,653 ‐ I'm sorry, Miss, was my service unsatisfactory? 169 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:13,489 Perhaps this is generous in your country, 170 00:06:13,524 --> 00:06:16,597 but in Singapore, it's‐‐ how would you Americans say it? 171 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,099 Jack shit. ‐ What? 172 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:20,638 ‐ Singapore is an extremely wealthy country. 173 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,007 ‐ And there he goes again. 174 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,514 ‐ Ha! Your money means less. 175 00:06:25,548 --> 00:06:26,984 ‐ Wait, am I poor here? 176 00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:30,123 ‐ Do you really have to bring that up right now? 177 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,526 ‐ What? All I said was, 178 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,629 "Trouble in hell," 179 00:06:32,662 --> 00:06:34,098 as a play on "trouble in paradise," 180 00:06:34,131 --> 00:06:35,568 because your husband sucks, 181 00:06:35,601 --> 00:06:36,937 and it seems like you're avoiding him, 182 00:06:36,970 --> 00:06:38,473 which, now that I think about it, 183 00:06:38,507 --> 00:06:40,544 I should've said, "success in hell?" 184 00:06:40,578 --> 00:06:42,080 ‐ I don't want to talk about it. 185 00:06:42,114 --> 00:06:43,717 ‐ What happened? Did you tell him about 186 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,053 tongue‐wrestling that dude in Japan? 187 00:06:45,086 --> 00:06:47,157 ‐ Jesus, Archer! ‐ You cheated on Robert? 188 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:48,159 ‐ No! 189 00:06:48,192 --> 00:06:51,867 Well, I almost, sort of, kissed someone else. 190 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:54,138 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ But that's all that happened! 191 00:06:54,171 --> 00:06:56,108 ‐ Besides the cuddling. ‐ Not helpful. 192 00:06:56,142 --> 00:06:59,048 ‐ [panting] ‐ Okay, how about now? 193 00:06:59,081 --> 00:07:01,787 ‐ No, I don't think the jogging's working. 194 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,659 Hey, what if you put me back in the coma and woke me up again? 195 00:07:04,693 --> 00:07:05,795 A hard reset. 196 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:07,966 ‐ That's just crazy enough to work. 197 00:07:07,999 --> 00:07:09,803 Or not work. Pretty 50/50. 198 00:07:09,836 --> 00:07:11,673 ‐ I think I remember liking those odds. 199 00:07:11,707 --> 00:07:13,911 ‐ God, I love science! ‐ Well, I don't. 200 00:07:13,944 --> 00:07:15,848 Cyril: Dammit, Lana, if you're making a cuckold of Robert, 201 00:07:15,881 --> 00:07:17,050 he deserves to know! 202 00:07:17,084 --> 00:07:19,823 ‐ That is not what's happening! And who are you to judge? 203 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,225 You and I both cheated on each other! 204 00:07:21,258 --> 00:07:22,629 ‐ And it broke me! 205 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:23,797 ‐ Not a real high bar. ‐ [sighs] 206 00:07:23,831 --> 00:07:25,901 Cyril, I'm sorry for the past, okay? 207 00:07:25,935 --> 00:07:27,070 But this is different. 208 00:07:27,104 --> 00:07:29,074 I am not the same person I was back then. 209 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:31,178 ‐ Also, I never told you about any of the times 210 00:07:31,212 --> 00:07:32,782 I cheated on you when we were together, 211 00:07:32,815 --> 00:07:35,120 and trust me, Lana, you were way happier for it. 212 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:37,725 ‐ Oh, you never had to tell me. 213 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:38,894 [glass shatters] 214 00:07:38,927 --> 00:07:40,931 Archer: Shh, follow me. We're gonna go in the bedroom. 215 00:07:40,965 --> 00:07:42,769 ‐ [giggling] ‐ Oh, so anyway, 216 00:07:42,802 --> 00:07:45,608 uh, this is what a king‐size bed looks like. 217 00:07:45,641 --> 00:07:48,681 I'll see you out, Mrs. My Dentist. 218 00:07:48,714 --> 00:07:50,885 ‐ [cackles] ‐ She fell for it! 219 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:52,254 Let's just focus on the mission‐‐ 220 00:07:52,287 --> 00:07:56,228 infiltrating this weirdly casual botanical garden. 221 00:07:56,262 --> 00:07:57,632 Wait, I think we did it. 222 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:00,203 ‐ This is the top spy agency in the world. 223 00:08:00,236 --> 00:08:01,673 You can't just waltz right in. 224 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,811 ‐ Really? Because it seems to be working. 225 00:08:03,844 --> 00:08:06,750 [dramatic music] 226 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:07,952 Bingo. All‐‐ 227 00:08:07,985 --> 00:08:09,756 ‐ Clear! [electricity crackles] 228 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:10,758 ‐ What the hell are you doing? 229 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,129 ‐ Uh, putting the ghost back in the meat suit. 230 00:08:13,162 --> 00:08:14,866 Going again! ‐ [gasps] 231 00:08:14,899 --> 00:08:18,540 ‐ 1 Bukit Batok Street, 25, Singapore, 658882! 232 00:08:18,574 --> 00:08:20,110 That's my address. I lived here! 233 00:08:20,143 --> 00:08:24,619 Also, I talked to God. She is real, and she is pissed. 234 00:08:24,652 --> 00:08:26,923 ‐ Sounds like my kind of broad. ‐ Okay. 235 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:29,562 Go to that address and see if he remembers anything else. 236 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,232 We'll stay here and handle the comms. 237 00:08:31,265 --> 00:08:33,202 ‐ Okay, are you sure you know how? 238 00:08:33,236 --> 00:08:34,572 ‐ Go! 239 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:36,142 ‐ Don't worry, we've got this. 240 00:08:36,175 --> 00:08:38,580 ‐ Sterling? Sterling, it's me. 241 00:08:38,614 --> 00:08:41,285 ‐ Sorry, Malory, we have a similar system at my company. 242 00:08:41,318 --> 00:08:42,722 I think you're on mute. 243 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,559 ‐ Turn it up. Sterling? 244 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,228 Sterling! Sterling! 245 00:08:46,262 --> 00:08:47,699 ‐ And to speak, you gotta hold down the‐‐ 246 00:08:47,732 --> 00:08:50,103 ‐ If you move that hand another inch, 247 00:08:50,136 --> 00:08:52,074 you won't have it anymore. 248 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:55,614 [sneaky music] 249 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:57,952 ‐ Thanks for joining the IIA team. 250 00:08:57,985 --> 00:09:00,658 Have a seat and fill out this application. 251 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:02,562 Orientation will start shortly. 252 00:09:02,595 --> 00:09:04,064 ‐ Uh, okay. 253 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:06,837 Well, well, well, look who just waltzed right in. 254 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,172 ‐ We didn't have a choice. 255 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,310 Some IIA drone handed us cucumber waters 256 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:12,347 and told us not to miss the orientation. 257 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:14,719 ‐ And he complimented my surveilling. 258 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:17,592 Looks like this is some sort of recruitment event. 259 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,829 Oh, they must be poaching agents all over the industry. 260 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,700 ‐ Welcome. Hey, y'all, come on in. 261 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:22,969 Come on in, welcome. 262 00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:24,773 All right, let's fill up from back to front. 263 00:09:24,806 --> 00:09:26,308 ‐ Wait, Ray? ‐ Archer! 264 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:29,181 Uh, this isn't what it looks like. 265 00:09:29,214 --> 00:09:31,352 Unless it looks like I'm working for IIA, 266 00:09:31,385 --> 00:09:33,222 because then, yeah. 267 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:36,061 Although technically I'm temp to perm. 268 00:09:39,368 --> 00:09:41,706 ‐ Welcome to the IIA family. 269 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,944 You're about to start the most exciting journey 270 00:09:43,977 --> 00:09:45,213 of your lives. 271 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:47,083 To be honest, I'm jealous. 272 00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:49,923 ‐ Ray, what in the Harold Cole? You're working for IIA? 273 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,358 ‐ [whispering harshly] It's not personal. 274 00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:53,964 I just need a back‐up plan in case the agency goes down. 275 00:09:53,997 --> 00:09:55,768 ‐ So you've been commuting back and forth 276 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:57,304 to work part‐time in Singapore? 277 00:09:57,337 --> 00:10:00,711 ‐ I just borrow Robert's plane. I mean, that way it's free 99. 278 00:10:00,744 --> 00:10:04,051 ‐ IIA may be the world's leading spy agency, 279 00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,921 but we only have one mission‐‐ 280 00:10:05,955 --> 00:10:08,192 to make the world a better place. 281 00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:11,933 ‐ Ugh, why do all billionaires have this gross savior complex? 282 00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:13,670 ‐ You're married to a billionaire. 283 00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:14,873 ‐ For now. ‐ Shut it. 284 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,142 ‐ What are y'all talking about? 285 00:10:16,175 --> 00:10:18,146 ‐ Lana cheated on Robert. ‐ We just cuddled! 286 00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:20,751 ‐ Which is emotional cheating, which is way worse! 287 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:23,824 ‐ Yeah, she's a monster. ‐ Oh, my God. I want to die. 288 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:24,959 ‐ And I want deets! 289 00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:27,230 God, I have missed the hot goss. 290 00:10:27,264 --> 00:10:29,334 ‐ Home sweet home. 291 00:10:29,368 --> 00:10:31,138 I guess I'm not married with kids. 292 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:35,079 ‐ Hmm, this is your place? Ooh and ah. 293 00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:38,219 ‐ As in, I'm in awe of how eww it is. 294 00:10:38,252 --> 00:10:39,421 ‐ I guess if I lived in Singapore, 295 00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:41,693 I'd have to live in a hellhole like this. 296 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:43,229 Probably drowning in my own urine. 297 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:45,099 ‐ Oops, rent notice. 298 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,839 Damn, my rent is $12,000 per month? 299 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,709 ‐ Um, wait. Is that a lot? 300 00:10:49,742 --> 00:10:51,111 all: Yes! 301 00:10:51,145 --> 00:10:53,449 ‐ Whoa, sweet guitars! 302 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:55,286 ‐ Right? I hope they're mine. 303 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,190 ‐ Does any of this spark anything? 304 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,961 ‐ Oh, not yet. 305 00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:00,430 [gasps] Oh, no! 306 00:11:00,463 --> 00:11:02,234 No! No! ‐ What? 307 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:05,139 ‐ My name's not Colt. It's Jeremy! 308 00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:06,275 Ugh. 309 00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:07,712 ‐ Wait, what's on the back of that? 310 00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:09,181 ‐ Numbers. ‐ Yes! 311 00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:11,018 Location coordinates, to be exact. 312 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,387 ‐ Let's roll out, bitches. 313 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,193 ‐ Hold on, I feel like there has to be something else. 314 00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:16,997 I think this might be important. 315 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,199 ‐ Okay, well, just bring it with you and‐‐ 316 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:20,069 ‐ And I think this might be important. 317 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:22,474 The model submarine and this broken plastic fork 318 00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:24,011 are definitely important. 319 00:11:24,044 --> 00:11:25,748 ‐ Okay. ‐ And this! 320 00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,284 The model submarine, the broken plastic fork, 321 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:31,091 and this poster of an alien in a bikini are all important. 322 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,995 ‐ Sure, fine, now can we just‐‐ 323 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:34,866 ‐ And this! This is for sure important. 324 00:11:34,899 --> 00:11:35,935 Oh, God, no! [sculpture shatters] 325 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:38,406 ‐ Wait, what about this? ‐ Eh, nah, that's nothing. 326 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:40,410 ‐ But it was hidden in that statue! 327 00:11:40,443 --> 00:11:42,915 ‐ [scoffs] Okay, fine. But you're carrying it. 328 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:44,318 Fabian: That's the big question? 329 00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:46,756 Well, here at IIA, 330 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,161 the answer is flipping the paradigm 331 00:11:49,194 --> 00:11:53,804 so we achieve our measurables with maximum ROI cost‐benefit. 332 00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:55,774 ‐ Oh, hey, I just got corporate buzzword bingo. 333 00:11:55,808 --> 00:11:58,346 ‐ Well, mock all you want, but Fabian knows what he's doing. 334 00:11:58,379 --> 00:11:59,414 ‐ Oh, yeah, and what is that? 335 00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:01,853 Securing a monopoly over the entire spy industry 336 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:03,824 so he can corner the market and gain undue influence 337 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,360 over national and global politics? 338 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,163 ‐ He also makes a mean quiche. 339 00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:09,067 ‐ It's all just so structured. 340 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:10,771 Oh! An org chart? 341 00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:12,040 ‐ Hey! Snap out of it. 342 00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:13,242 ‐ Right. Bad guys. 343 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,915 Organized, sensible, 401k‐providing bad guys. 344 00:12:15,948 --> 00:12:17,952 ‐ Listen, this orientation is our chance, okay? 345 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,321 We have to get further into the building 346 00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:20,390 without drawing attention. 347 00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:22,862 ‐ Good luck. Security might be breezy out here, 348 00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:26,068 but nobody gets into zone two without a lapel chip. 349 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:28,105 It also controls when we can use the bathroom, 350 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:30,945 which seems, you know, like a crime, almost. 351 00:12:30,978 --> 00:12:33,349 Hey! They make us pay for these! 352 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:36,890 [dramatic music] 353 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,359 ‐ Good God, this guy is lame. 354 00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:40,196 This is supposed to be our competition? 355 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,467 ‐ Mm, technically, no. He's crushing us. 356 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:44,471 ‐ You're so lucky this ripped on a seam. 357 00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:46,475 You could've asked me for help, you know. 358 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:49,381 ‐ Could I? Or are you too busy working for the competition? 359 00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:50,951 ‐ Again, not our competition. 360 00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,120 ‐ He's got a point, Ray. 361 00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:53,824 ‐ Of course I'm gonna help you! 362 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,861 I mean, don't get me wrong, the money's great here, 363 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,163 but y'all are family. 364 00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:58,834 ‐ I'm gonna try pinging the homing beacon. 365 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,537 Ray: That must be the underground warehouse. 366 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,541 ‐ Great. Can you take us there? ‐ Sure thing. 367 00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:05,013 Oh, I just earned my bathroom break for the day. 368 00:13:05,046 --> 00:13:06,248 Who needs a pit stop? 369 00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:07,317 ‐ I could tinkle. ‐ No time. 370 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,254 Just pee in your pants. It's what we trained for. 371 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:10,891 Malory: Sterling, dear, it's me. 372 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,394 Robert: What is your status regarding 373 00:13:12,427 --> 00:13:15,868 Operation IIA Take Down? Over. 374 00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:17,003 ‐ Damn it! 375 00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:19,041 Malory: Sterling? Sterling! 376 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,243 ‐ Moms, right? 377 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:22,380 ♪ ♪ 378 00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:23,817 [grunts] 379 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,261 ‐ Aw, totally bungling a mission for avoidable reasons? 380 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,098 Ah, it takes me back. 381 00:13:32,902 --> 00:13:34,204 ‐ Well, that was easy. 382 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:35,440 Hey, what's the form you fill out 383 00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:37,010 for getting your ass kicked? 384 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:39,448 ‐ Looks like 22‐C, which entitles them 385 00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:43,222 to free rehabilitation and up to four weeks sick leave. 386 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,559 ‐ Shit! Guys, the memory stick 387 00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,028 is on the move from the warehouse. 388 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:47,430 ‐ Okay, let's split up. Lana and Cyril, 389 00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:49,602 you get to the warehouse and rig the device to explode. 390 00:13:49,635 --> 00:13:51,271 Ray and I will find the memory stick 391 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:53,275 and we'll meet you there. 392 00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,344 [device beeps] 393 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,883 ‐ Oh, no, why'd it have to be Terry? 394 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:57,952 ‐ Please, we can take him. 395 00:13:57,985 --> 00:14:00,089 ‐ No, he's just the only friend I've made here. 396 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,027 We ate lunch everyday at the same table. 397 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,262 Walkie‐talkie: Attention. 398 00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:05,433 All agents, be on the lookout for suspicious elements. 399 00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:07,037 ‐ Ah, buttercups. 400 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,573 ‐ Any weaknesses I should know about? 401 00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:09,942 ‐ He loves pudding? 402 00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:11,478 ‐ Probably won't come up, but okay. 403 00:14:11,513 --> 00:14:12,982 ‐ Ah‐‐ [grunts] 404 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,451 ‐ This isn't personal! 405 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:17,892 I genuinely value you as a co‐worker and a friend! 406 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,396 ‐ Who are you? ‐ Oh, screw you, guy! 407 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,306 [soft suspenseful music] 408 00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,511 ♪ ♪ 409 00:14:27,545 --> 00:14:28,980 ‐ Guards. Be careful. 410 00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:30,183 ‐ Should we tiptoe? 411 00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:32,120 Like you're tiptoeing around Robert? 412 00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:34,124 ‐ Cyril, I swear to God. 413 00:14:34,157 --> 00:14:35,661 ‐ What will you do if he finds out? 414 00:14:35,694 --> 00:14:37,230 ‐ Well, as long as no limp‐dick, 415 00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:39,602 four‐eyed nerds run their mouths, he won't! 416 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,205 ‐ One, we both know my penis 417 00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:42,675 is generally firm when it needs to be. 418 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,478 And two, I've been hesitant to say this, 419 00:14:44,512 --> 00:14:46,215 but you leave me no choice. 420 00:14:46,248 --> 00:14:49,154 Lana Kane, you are turning into Archer. 421 00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:50,958 ‐ And you are turning into a gigantic pain 422 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,628 in my otherwise perfect ass. 423 00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:54,464 There's our target. 424 00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:56,068 Okay, I'll create a distraction‐‐ 425 00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:57,237 ‐ No, I've got this. 426 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,207 Watch the bureaucratic master at work. 427 00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:00,511 You there! 428 00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:03,517 You can't be on guard duty, you forgot to fill out your T9‐32! 429 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,353 ‐ Got it right here, pal. ‐ Oh. 430 00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:07,490 But that truck isn't a company asset, 431 00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:09,227 which means you also need a‐‐ 432 00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:11,633 ‐ A CM‐5? Not my first rodeo. 433 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,970 Hey, don't you need a VS‐10 to be in here? 434 00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:16,175 ‐ Crap. Good bureaucracy. 435 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,379 [gunshots] 436 00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:20,116 Okay, maybe not the best distraction. 437 00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:21,151 ‐ Ya think? 438 00:15:21,185 --> 00:15:22,420 ‐ Just like your emotional affair 439 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,257 isn't the best distraction from the fact that‐‐ 440 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,631 ‐ Oh, my God. I'm not turning into Archer! 441 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,234 ‐ Really? Let's look at the evidence. 442 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:30,671 You hit on anything that moves, 443 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:33,242 you party all night and sleep all day, 444 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:34,545 and you've been taking way too many 445 00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:36,248 gummy women's multivitamins. 446 00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:38,419 ‐ Wait, that's an Archer thing? 447 00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:42,962 [device beeping] 448 00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:47,137 [alarms blaring] 449 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,673 ‐ Damn it, those explosives were the only way 450 00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:50,143 to blow up the device. 451 00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:51,613 ‐ All right, so we'll rig a bomb or something. 452 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,415 ‐ Improvising? Okay, "Archer." 453 00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:54,585 ‐ What? ‐ Enough! 454 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,689 ‐ Everybody enough! If I know IIA, 455 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,394 Diamond Force is probably coming for us right now! 456 00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:02,133 ‐ Diamond Force? ‐ The elite kill squad. 457 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,402 They all wear matching diamond rings. 458 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:04,672 ‐ Cool. 459 00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:06,543 ‐ Well, we can't leave the device and risk IIA 460 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:10,082 using it to blow up the world, which means... 461 00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:11,151 ‐ Yeah? 462 00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:14,124 ‐ Oh, I had hoped you had something. 463 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:18,098 ‐ This is the nicest parking lot I've ever seen. 464 00:16:18,132 --> 00:16:20,102 What do you think this space goes for right here 465 00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:22,473 between these lines? Like, 5, 6 million? 466 00:16:22,508 --> 00:16:24,244 ‐ Do you recognize anything yet, Colt? 467 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,048 ‐ Hold up. I thought his name was Jeremy. 468 00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,585 ‐ I'm sticking with Colt, damn it! 469 00:16:27,618 --> 00:16:28,753 [gasps There, that's it. 470 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,759 Krieger: Oh, my God. It's gorgeous! 471 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,497 Colt: Just installed a new engine last year. 472 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,066 There's a kegerator in the back, 473 00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:36,703 and she gets three miles per gallon. 474 00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:40,176 But on a good downhill, I can jack that baby up to four. 475 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,113 ‐ How do you remember nothing about who you are, 476 00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:43,750 and everything about this van? 477 00:16:43,783 --> 00:16:46,021 ‐ I mean, I get it. 478 00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:53,068 [tires screech] 479 00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:54,805 ‐ Change of plans. ‐ As usual. 480 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,208 ‐ What the? Ray? 481 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:57,545 ‐ Pam! Guess what? 482 00:16:57,578 --> 00:17:00,082 We don't have time for this. It's Diamond Force! 483 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:07,096 ♪ ♪ 484 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:17,217 [dramatic music] 485 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:22,360 ♪ ♪ 486 00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,064 ‐ What's the plan, Archer? 487 00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:26,468 ‐ Um, swerve until they accidentally shoot the device 488 00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:28,405 and blow it up for us? 489 00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:29,742 Someone get Mother on comms! 490 00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:32,748 I need some cataract‐filled eyes in the sky. 491 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:35,520 ‐ We no longer have comms because you two destroyed them! 492 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,825 ‐ Shouting at me doesn't make me regret things, Cyril! 493 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:40,664 ‐ Yeah, sometimes you have to make a call in the moment! 494 00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:42,534 ‐ Ho‐ho, of course you'd take his side. 495 00:17:42,568 --> 00:17:43,637 ‐ Who's side? Mine? 496 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,108 ‐ I am not! Turning! Into Archer! 497 00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:49,347 ‐ Okay, I really feel like you guys are talking about me. 498 00:17:49,381 --> 00:17:52,287 ‐ Damn it, could you be quiet? ‐ Wow, passive aggressive much? 499 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,525 ‐ Not the point, asshole. 500 00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:57,665 This is Ray to Old Mother Hen. Do you copy? 501 00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:59,401 Malory: What did he say? Archer: Mother! 502 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,804 ‐ It's them! We're back online! 503 00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:02,273 Archer: I need you to find me a cliff! 504 00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:04,277 ‐ You look! ‐ Yeah! Teamwork! 505 00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:05,781 Okay, looking for a cliff. 506 00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:08,419 Let's see, there's a gentle slope. 507 00:18:08,452 --> 00:18:10,156 It's really beautiful country. 508 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,528 ‐ Oh, my God, dying over here! 509 00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:14,431 ‐ There! The Marina Bay Sands! 510 00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:17,170 There's the incomplete freeway overpass nearby. 511 00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:18,238 ‐ Yes! 512 00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:19,307 I can't believe I'm saying this, 513 00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:20,711 but nice work, Robert. 514 00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:23,683 [tires screeching] 515 00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:24,819 ♪ ♪ 516 00:18:24,852 --> 00:18:26,288 Okay. Everybody in the van. 517 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,292 ‐ Excuse me, his name is Jethro Kull! 518 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:30,162 ‐ Whatever! 519 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,133 ‐ Smooth in‐line tracking, 520 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,404 and accurate ceiling constellations? 521 00:18:34,437 --> 00:18:36,174 This van rocks! 522 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,412 ‐ Did someone say, "rock?" 523 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:39,582 [radical guitar chord] 524 00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:41,586 ‐ Ragnar Rockingson! 525 00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,455 ‐ Oh, good, another Krieger. 526 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,825 [gunshots] 527 00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:46,529 ‐ [grunts] 528 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:47,731 ‐ [whimpers] 529 00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:49,434 ‐ Get the memory stick and Colt out of here! 530 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,469 Lana: What about you? 531 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,440 ‐ I'm gonna ditch the flatbed over the overpass 532 00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:54,277 and hope the fall destroys the device. 533 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:55,847 ‐ What if you can't make it out in time? 534 00:18:55,881 --> 00:18:57,851 Just jump the gap and we'll lose them! 535 00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,822 ‐ This way's more heroic! 536 00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:01,726 ‐ Asshole! [grunts] 537 00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:08,540 ♪ ♪ 538 00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:10,711 ‐ [growls] 539 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:16,455 [screaming] 540 00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:20,129 ‐ Archer! 541 00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:24,572 ‐ Ah, shit. 542 00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:27,210 ‐ Sterling Archer. ‐ Present. 543 00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:30,617 ‐ You may have destroyed my device and stolen my plans, 544 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:33,923 but you left us with a very powerful bargaining chip‐‐ 545 00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:35,192 ‐ My life? ‐ Your life! 546 00:19:35,226 --> 00:19:37,765 ‐ Shit, sorry. I can tell you thought that would sound cool. 547 00:19:37,798 --> 00:19:38,900 Here, try it again. 548 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:40,771 Blah blah blah, bargaining chip, and‐‐ 549 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,906 ah, shit! 550 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,910 ‐ Do you ever shut up? 551 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:45,279 ‐ At movies, I guess. 552 00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:46,916 If they're good‐‐ow! 553 00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:49,387 Cheryl: Oh, God, Mr. Archer is gonna die, 554 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,489 and the agency is gonna go bankrupt, 555 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,928 and I'll be stuck in Singapore living in this van! 556 00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,765 ‐ Back seat folds down into a bed. 557 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:55,967 ‐ Oh, my God, it does! 558 00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,640 ‐ You know you're still bonkers rich in America, right? 559 00:19:58,673 --> 00:20:00,911 ‐ Oh, yeah. I feel better. Let's go home. 560 00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:03,382 ‐ Okay, what about saving Archer and the agency? 561 00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:04,752 ‐ Eh, I've got options. 562 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:06,756 ‐ Cyril, cover me. I'm going after him. 563 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,225 ‐ And how do you plan to do that? 564 00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:09,360 That's Diamond Force! 565 00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:10,664 I mean, did you see those rings? 566 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:12,433 ‐ I'll figure it out on the way! 567 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,270 ‐ So no plan. Just like Archer. 568 00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:17,544 Risking everything for whatever works for you. 569 00:20:17,578 --> 00:20:18,713 [soft dramatic music] 570 00:20:18,747 --> 00:20:21,519 ‐ It's a shame it had to come to this, Sterling Archer. 571 00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:22,855 ‐ Yeah, I'm feeling that too. 572 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,424 Might be a near death thing though. 573 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,796 ‐ Near death? I don't want to kill you. 574 00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:28,666 I want you to work for me. 575 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,572 It's just a shame it involved blowing up my warehouse. 576 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,779 ‐ What? When we first met you said you'd never hire me. 577 00:20:34,812 --> 00:20:36,682 ‐ What can I say? You've grown on me. 578 00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,987 Your pure, raw instincts are something 579 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,793 no organizational flowchart can replace. 580 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,997 ‐ Well, right now, my pure, raw instincts are saying, 581 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,466 "Screw you, Fabian! 582 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,836 "I'll never help you with your classic 583 00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,305 "evil villain destroys the world 584 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,710 with some sort of weird doomsday device plot!" 585 00:20:50,744 --> 00:20:52,581 ♪ ♪ 586 00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:54,484 ‐ What? ‐ You heard me. Never! 587 00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:57,724 ‐ Wait, do you think I'm, like, some kind of, super villain? 588 00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,697 [laughs] 589 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:05,272 Oh, my God, that's so‐‐ oh, that's so funny. 590 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,845 Okay, I can totally see how it could have come off that way. 591 00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:10,717 ‐ Wait, so you're not trying to destroy the world? 592 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,819 ‐ No! 593 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,725 Archer, I want to use the device 594 00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,729 for its intended purpose‐‐ 595 00:21:16,762 --> 00:21:20,837 eliminating our global dependency on fossil fuels. 596 00:21:20,871 --> 00:21:22,340 ‐ Really? Wow. 597 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:23,877 I mean, talk about crossed wires. 598 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:26,481 ‐ But first, I'm going to make fossil fuel companies 599 00:21:26,516 --> 00:21:29,354 pay me a huge ransom not to use the device, 600 00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:31,358 whilst also running a protection racket 601 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,832 over every major country to ensure I don't blow them up. 602 00:21:34,865 --> 00:21:36,736 ‐ Okay, wires uncrossed. 603 00:21:36,769 --> 00:21:38,338 You're evil. I'm back out. 604 00:21:38,372 --> 00:21:40,877 ‐ Shame, I'm going to make trillions. 605 00:21:40,911 --> 00:21:42,781 And you could have been part of it. 606 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:44,417 But alas. 607 00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,493 ‐ [laughs] Holy shit! 608 00:21:48,526 --> 00:21:49,762 Oh, my God. 609 00:21:49,795 --> 00:21:51,532 Oh, you guys are in so much trouble. 610 00:21:51,566 --> 00:21:54,037 Let me introduce you to Barry the death cyborg, 611 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:56,509 who actually is my friend now, right, Barry? 612 00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,980 ‐ Sorry, pal. It's actually Other Barry. 613 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,594 ‐ Made in Georgia.