1 00:00:02,047 --> 00:00:05,254 [light music] 2 00:00:05,287 --> 00:00:08,159 ‐ Ugh. So we're just walking to the plane here? 3 00:00:08,193 --> 00:00:09,763 Where is it? In the 1950s? 4 00:00:09,796 --> 00:00:11,466 ‐ I think it's romantic. 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,203 ‐ And hiking is a romantic version 6 00:00:13,236 --> 00:00:15,040 of being a starving caveman, 7 00:00:15,073 --> 00:00:16,677 but it's all walking, and therefore dumb. 8 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:18,681 ‐ Surprise team‐building trip 9 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:21,052 from our generous new financial backer! 10 00:00:21,085 --> 00:00:23,290 ‐ Ugh. Don't remind me. ‐ Oh, come on. 11 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,495 You're just mad that our generous new financial backer 12 00:00:25,528 --> 00:00:27,331 is also your husband... ‐ Ya think? 13 00:00:27,364 --> 00:00:28,801 ‐ Thereby obliterating any division 14 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:31,072 between your work life and your personal life, 15 00:00:31,105 --> 00:00:33,276 and radically destabilizing your relationship. 16 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:35,113 ‐ Ya...think? 17 00:00:35,147 --> 00:00:36,449 ‐ I do think. ‐ So where do you think 18 00:00:36,482 --> 00:00:38,186 Robert's taking us for team building? 19 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,758 ‐ Probably some godforsaken place with more militias 20 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,261 than total teeth. 21 00:00:42,294 --> 00:00:43,296 I'm thinking Idaho. 22 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,465 Or maybe hell. 23 00:00:44,499 --> 00:00:46,236 ‐ [chuckles] What's the difference? 24 00:00:46,269 --> 00:00:47,706 ‐ Like your backwoods‐ass can talk. 25 00:00:47,739 --> 00:00:50,143 ‐ Yeah. Your family tree is a circle. 26 00:00:50,177 --> 00:00:51,580 ‐ I told you that in confidence! 27 00:00:51,614 --> 00:00:52,782 ‐ Whoa. Wow. 28 00:00:52,816 --> 00:00:54,786 What kind of moonshine‐fueled hoedown 29 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,824 you got going on in your bloodstream right now? 30 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,462 ‐ I hate boring‐ass flights, team‐building, 31 00:00:59,496 --> 00:01:02,167 and most of all, a third thing I just forgot. 32 00:01:02,201 --> 00:01:03,738 So between the four Bloody Mary's 33 00:01:03,771 --> 00:01:05,474 and the sleeping pills, 34 00:01:05,508 --> 00:01:06,677 Mr. Sandman is coming. 35 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:09,348 Robert: Hey, guys! ‐ Wow. 36 00:01:09,382 --> 00:01:13,223 ‐ I chartered this beauty for our team‐building retreat. 37 00:01:13,256 --> 00:01:14,660 ‐ And that's when she called the divorce lawyer. 38 00:01:14,693 --> 00:01:16,362 ‐ [laughs] Just kidding. 39 00:01:16,396 --> 00:01:18,466 It cost a lot to bring this out of storage, 40 00:01:18,501 --> 00:01:20,203 but as your new CFO, 41 00:01:20,237 --> 00:01:22,474 it was worth it to see the looks on your faces. 42 00:01:22,509 --> 00:01:24,579 We're going to Paris 43 00:01:24,613 --> 00:01:26,149 on that! 44 00:01:26,182 --> 00:01:27,619 [whimsical music] 45 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,355 ‐ The Goldhawk. 46 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:31,860 If aeronautical engineering is an art, 47 00:01:31,894 --> 00:01:35,100 this is the Mona Lisa. 48 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:37,572 Two floors of airborne luxury. 49 00:01:37,606 --> 00:01:38,841 [eagle cries out] 50 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:42,882 Relax in our sauna‐massage area. 51 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:46,389 Drop your pet at our dog hotel. 52 00:01:46,422 --> 00:01:49,428 Or enjoy our casino. 53 00:01:49,462 --> 00:01:52,301 But a quick note for our return guests. 54 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:54,673 The pan‐gender brothel has been closed for legal reasons. 55 00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:56,744 Enjoy your flight 56 00:01:56,777 --> 00:01:58,614 on the Goldhawk. 57 00:01:58,648 --> 00:01:59,616 [eagle cries out] 58 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,520 Archer: Boo! [booing] 59 00:02:01,553 --> 00:02:03,791 I just found out about that and I already miss it. 60 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,162 ‐ I can't fall asleep and miss this. 61 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:07,231 Y'all gotta keep me awake. 62 00:02:07,264 --> 00:02:09,135 ‐ Don't worry. 63 00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:13,310 I won't let the soft, velvety embrace of oblivion 64 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:15,147 caress your mind. 65 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:17,719 ‐ [snores] ‐ Drifting, drifting... 66 00:02:17,752 --> 00:02:19,455 ‐ [snores] 67 00:02:19,488 --> 00:02:20,525 ‐ Oh, my God! 68 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,294 We're going down! ‐ Ah! Come on! 69 00:02:22,328 --> 00:02:23,764 Why are you Satan? 70 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:26,737 ‐ Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. 71 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,440 ‐ How much money did you waste? 72 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:31,279 ‐ There's no cost too great to strengthen relationships 73 00:02:31,312 --> 00:02:33,383 and reward the efforts of my new work family. 74 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:34,820 ‐ Slash real family. 75 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:37,257 ‐ I've been talking with the Cloudbeam marketing folks. 76 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,561 And I hired them. 77 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:41,800 We're rebranding as a force for good, 78 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:43,804 humane causes like the environment. 79 00:02:43,838 --> 00:02:45,608 The Spies with Soul! 80 00:02:45,641 --> 00:02:47,378 ‐ You know, maybe we should listen to Robert. 81 00:02:47,411 --> 00:02:48,647 ‐ What? ‐ What? 82 00:02:48,681 --> 00:02:49,883 ‐ Look, when you consider the rivers of shit 83 00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:51,553 we've been navigating, 84 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:53,724 the fact that we saved the world and no one noticed, 85 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,828 and the festering sinkhole of our finances, 86 00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:57,766 maybe it's time for something new. 87 00:02:57,799 --> 00:03:00,638 ‐ Thank you for keeping an open mind, Archer. 88 00:03:00,671 --> 00:03:02,542 ‐ And if that means suffering 89 00:03:02,575 --> 00:03:04,211 through a luxury flight to Paris, 90 00:03:04,245 --> 00:03:06,282 I'll take that high‐end whiskey‐flavored bullet. 91 00:03:06,315 --> 00:03:07,351 ‐ May I? 92 00:03:07,384 --> 00:03:10,892 [jazzy music] 93 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:13,497 ‐ Cheers to finally taking the break I deserve. 94 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:14,633 ‐ All right! 95 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:16,335 This is a hijacking! 96 00:03:16,369 --> 00:03:18,674 Everyone remain calm! 97 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:20,243 [screaming] 98 00:03:20,277 --> 00:03:22,314 Lana: Come on. Get in there. Go. 99 00:03:22,347 --> 00:03:25,220 [dramatic music] 100 00:03:25,253 --> 00:03:27,224 ♪ ♪ 101 00:03:27,257 --> 00:03:28,994 ‐ [snoring] 102 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:31,700 ‐ Uh, they probably don't mean that calm. 103 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:33,637 [screaming continues] 104 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,610 [main title theme] 105 00:03:36,643 --> 00:03:43,591 ♪ ♪ 106 00:04:12,682 --> 00:04:13,818 [distant sirens wailing] 107 00:04:13,851 --> 00:04:16,890 [tense percussive music] 108 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,894 [gun clicks] ‐ Don't even think about it. 109 00:04:18,928 --> 00:04:20,430 ‐ Um, is that plastic? 110 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:21,633 Why is it lukewarm? 111 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:22,902 ‐ It's 3D‐printed, man, 112 00:04:22,936 --> 00:04:24,606 and recyclable. 113 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,710 We don't wanna add more plastic to landfills. 114 00:04:26,743 --> 00:04:27,779 Just bodies. 115 00:04:27,812 --> 00:04:29,448 ‐ So you don't compost? 116 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:31,052 ‐ Well, I ordered one of the tubs, 117 00:04:31,085 --> 00:04:32,454 but the shipping got all messed up. 118 00:04:32,488 --> 00:04:33,891 ‐ [laughs] 119 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:36,395 Okay, everyone, these are Fisher‐Price weapons. 120 00:04:36,429 --> 00:04:37,632 We have nothing to worry about. 121 00:04:37,665 --> 00:04:39,001 [bullet fires] 122 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:41,305 ‐ You actually have loads to worry about, dude. 123 00:04:41,339 --> 00:04:43,009 The environment is falling to shit 124 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,078 and you're all at fault! 125 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:45,681 ‐ I recycle. 126 00:04:45,715 --> 00:04:47,852 ‐ $3 ties from Goodwill don't count, Cyril. 127 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:49,021 ‐ Climate change is 128 00:04:49,054 --> 00:04:51,593 a civilization‐threatening problem! 129 00:04:51,627 --> 00:04:52,962 ‐ In like a thousand years. 130 00:04:52,996 --> 00:04:55,000 ‐ Siberia had multiple days 131 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,739 over 100 degrees this year. 132 00:04:57,772 --> 00:05:00,812 ‐ Siberia? Like Siberia, Siberia? 133 00:05:00,845 --> 00:05:03,049 Shit. Someone should do something about that. 134 00:05:03,082 --> 00:05:04,619 ‐ I know. 135 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:06,422 ‐ Hey, little piggies, listen up! 136 00:05:06,455 --> 00:05:09,094 We're gonna need each of you to transfer $1 million 137 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:10,832 to an offshore account, 138 00:05:10,865 --> 00:05:13,804 which we're then gonna use to further the earth's cause! 139 00:05:13,838 --> 00:05:15,073 ‐ Oh, absolutely. 140 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,645 But, uh, maybe buy some actual shoes first, 141 00:05:17,679 --> 00:05:19,950 and probably a toe‐shaver, Bilbo. 142 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:21,753 Ow. Worth it. 143 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:24,726 ‐ Hey, go secure the upper level. 144 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,665 ‐ A‐all right, nobody panic and nobody gets hurt. 145 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:28,968 ‐ [grunts] 146 00:05:29,001 --> 00:05:30,070 ‐ Hey‐‐[grunts] 147 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:31,439 ‐ Block it. 148 00:05:31,472 --> 00:05:32,609 Whatever you can find. 149 00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:35,815 [exciting music] 150 00:05:35,848 --> 00:05:39,589 ‐ And now, we set it on fire. 151 00:05:39,623 --> 00:05:41,727 ‐ We're on a plane. Where would we go? 152 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,797 ‐ You just said it. We're on a plane. 153 00:05:43,831 --> 00:05:45,668 We could fly anywhere. 154 00:05:45,701 --> 00:05:49,108 ‐ If your brain were a drug, I'd snort the shit out of it. 155 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,680 Welp, I guess there's only one thing to do. 156 00:05:51,713 --> 00:05:52,882 ‐ Break into the cockpit... ‐ Experience everything good... 157 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:53,984 on this level before it's too late for us. 158 00:05:54,018 --> 00:05:56,389 ‐ Re‐wire the control panel into a weapon and‐‐what? 159 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,959 ‐ I'm talking first we hit the grill‐‐meat fix. 160 00:05:57,992 --> 00:06:00,631 Then we rake up a fortune at the slots and blackjack. 161 00:06:00,665 --> 00:06:02,802 Then get absolutely blitzed. 162 00:06:02,835 --> 00:06:04,739 ‐ But what about the hijackers? ‐ Ugh! 163 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,409 Is that still going on? 164 00:06:06,442 --> 00:06:07,912 ‐ Look, either they kill us, 165 00:06:07,946 --> 00:06:10,383 law enforcement storms the plane and they kill us, 166 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,087 or everything works out fine. 167 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,958 But in all those cases, isn't it better 168 00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:16,496 if we experience as much as we can while we can? 169 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:19,468 ♪ ♪ 170 00:06:19,502 --> 00:06:22,642 Hell yeah! My new best friend. 171 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:24,144 [slots chiming] 172 00:06:24,178 --> 00:06:27,084 Welcome to the Republic of Pamistan 173 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:28,754 where the only rule is‐‐ 174 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:29,856 ungh, ungh‐‐ 175 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,158 screw the rules! 176 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:33,497 And anything else you can get your hands on. 177 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:34,933 ‐ Huh. Why not? 178 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:37,137 When are we ever gonna be on a plane like this again? 179 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:39,074 ‐ Speak for yourself. My family has season tickets. 180 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,511 ‐ For the plane? 181 00:06:40,544 --> 00:06:42,882 ‐ And when is flying season? 182 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:45,888 [dramatic music] 183 00:06:45,922 --> 00:06:48,627 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:48,661 --> 00:06:50,498 ‐ You can't keep a bunch of people hostage 185 00:06:50,531 --> 00:06:52,702 if you're not... keeping them hostage. 186 00:06:52,735 --> 00:06:54,171 And don't hijackers usually wait 187 00:06:54,204 --> 00:06:56,175 until the plane is in the sky? 188 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:59,014 Where, historically, there are fewer SWAT teams? 189 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:00,885 ‐ Well, they lock the doors to the cockpit 190 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:02,689 once the pilots are in and‐‐ 191 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,859 ‐ You don't know how to breach that because you're amateurs. 192 00:07:04,893 --> 00:07:05,962 Wow. ‐ Shut up. 193 00:07:05,995 --> 00:07:07,599 Why would I listen to a captive? 194 00:07:07,632 --> 00:07:09,603 ‐ Well, you're kind of at the point of no return here. 195 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:11,138 Pretty soon, you'll have to start shooting people, 196 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:12,709 and I don't think you want that, 197 00:07:12,742 --> 00:07:14,011 other than maybe that guy. 198 00:07:14,044 --> 00:07:15,113 ‐ Oh, yeah? 199 00:07:15,146 --> 00:07:16,750 Well, every fish you eat is loaded 200 00:07:16,783 --> 00:07:19,221 with plastic micro‐beads from face soap! 201 00:07:19,254 --> 00:07:21,058 ‐ Kind of getting a last scene of "Scarface" vibe 202 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,664 from this guy. But with gluten‐free cocaine. 203 00:07:23,697 --> 00:07:25,233 ‐ Okay. What's your suggestion? 204 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:28,106 ‐ Well, anytime you need to make an example out of someone, 205 00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:30,076 maybe knock this guy around a little bit. 206 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,580 ‐ I don't know. 207 00:07:31,613 --> 00:07:33,617 It feels like clubbing a baby seal. 208 00:07:33,651 --> 00:07:35,186 I'd hate to hit him if he doesn't deserve it. 209 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,757 ‐ That's the point. 210 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,594 If he gets hit, it could happen to anyone else. 211 00:07:38,627 --> 00:07:40,130 And let me tell you a secret. 212 00:07:40,163 --> 00:07:41,900 He's secretly a masochist. 213 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,704 Gets a lot of pleasure from being beaten up. 214 00:07:43,737 --> 00:07:45,641 He loves it. Can't get enough of it. 215 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:47,512 You'd be doing this guy a favor. 216 00:07:47,545 --> 00:07:48,947 ‐ All right. That's a load off my mind. 217 00:07:48,981 --> 00:07:50,450 ‐ Yeah. Mine too. 218 00:07:52,154 --> 00:07:54,158 ‐ [sighs] Things have calmed down a bit outside. 219 00:07:54,191 --> 00:07:55,995 We'll be fine in here until we figure out a plan. 220 00:07:56,028 --> 00:07:58,032 ‐ Ugh! Smells like a kennel in here. 221 00:07:58,066 --> 00:07:59,234 ‐ I can't believe this. 222 00:07:59,268 --> 00:08:01,172 Robert, this was such a bad idea. 223 00:08:01,205 --> 00:08:04,512 ‐ I was supposed to somehow predict that we'd be hijacked? 224 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:05,748 ‐ No. It's just working with you 225 00:08:05,781 --> 00:08:08,019 just makes everything so complicated. 226 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,956 ‐ I would have known that's how you felt 227 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,597 if you had talked to me instead of hanging up on me. 228 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,534 meditation speaker: Now, take a deep breath 229 00:08:15,568 --> 00:08:17,905 and feel the gratitude for your surroundings. 230 00:08:17,939 --> 00:08:20,778 ‐ Would you turn that off? 231 00:08:20,811 --> 00:08:22,682 [steam hissing] 232 00:08:22,715 --> 00:08:24,919 Goddamnit. 233 00:08:24,953 --> 00:08:28,527 [dramatic music] 234 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,032 ‐ Cyril. Hey, Cyril, take this. 235 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:33,570 ‐ W‐why do I need an earpiece? Where are you going? 236 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:35,106 ‐ I need you to be useful for the first time 237 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,777 in your entire life, Cyril. 238 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:38,580 When I make my move, you have to be my eyes and ears. 239 00:08:38,614 --> 00:08:40,150 ‐ Why? What are you doing? 240 00:08:40,183 --> 00:08:41,820 I feel like this is one of those situations 241 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:43,757 where it plays out better if we don't get violent 242 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,293 and just submit to their guidance. 243 00:08:45,326 --> 00:08:47,230 ‐ Hey, Chatty Cathy, no talking! 244 00:08:47,264 --> 00:08:48,801 Yeah. That's right. 245 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:51,740 Anyone else gets out of line, they're next. 246 00:08:51,773 --> 00:08:53,811 Hey, thanks. ‐ Hey, my pleasure. 247 00:08:53,844 --> 00:08:56,015 Just keep them under control and we can get outta here 248 00:08:56,048 --> 00:08:57,618 without anyone getting too hurt, 249 00:08:57,652 --> 00:09:00,624 other than Cyril, which hardly counts. 250 00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:05,166 ‐ Don't you dare open that single‐use plastic bottle! 251 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,870 ‐ Trust me, I don't like drinking water 252 00:09:06,903 --> 00:09:08,807 that isn't alkaline either, 253 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,980 but you all have truly pushed me over the edge. 254 00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:14,719 ‐ Ow! Hot damn it! 255 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:16,656 ‐ Well, at least you had a good reason. 256 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:22,602 [screaming] 257 00:09:22,635 --> 00:09:24,639 ‐ [screams] 258 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:26,308 [guns click] 259 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:29,649 ‐ God, Ray's gonna be so pissed 260 00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:30,985 when he finds out he missed this. 261 00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:33,189 ‐ [grunts] And now I'll get an allergic reaction 262 00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:35,728 from this fake croc‐skin belt? 263 00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:37,832 Who knows which is gonna kill me first? 264 00:09:37,865 --> 00:09:39,268 [grunts] ‐ Thank you, 265 00:09:39,301 --> 00:09:41,138 but also, what the hell are you doing? 266 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:42,642 ‐ Stopping the poisoning of the earth 267 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:43,877 is worth a little blood! 268 00:09:43,911 --> 00:09:45,346 Plus, you told us to keep control! 269 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,817 ‐ Does this look controlled to you? 270 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:47,885 ‐ You tell me. 271 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:49,154 [gun clicks] Damn it. 272 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,025 ‐ It's possible that recycled guns 273 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,294 weren't the best move. 274 00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:54,933 ‐ They're not recycled. They're recyclable! 275 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:56,068 [grunts] 276 00:09:58,406 --> 00:09:59,709 Archer: Okay, Cyril, can you hear me? 277 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:01,045 ‐ Yes! ‐ Quiet! 278 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,949 ‐ [groans] Damn it. Archer: [laughs] 279 00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:04,719 Oh, man. I knew that would happen. 280 00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:07,023 I'm so mad I missed it. 281 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:08,994 All right, you can't let them know you're talking to me, 282 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:11,232 but you've got to be my eyes in the passenger cabin. 283 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,035 I'm heading low, and if my guess is right, 284 00:10:13,069 --> 00:10:14,672 Pam and Krieger are cooking up something good 285 00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:16,175 on the upper level. 286 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:18,680 Pam: Look, they don't know what they're talking about. 287 00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:19,949 You got to follow your dream, man. 288 00:10:19,983 --> 00:10:22,420 What is it? ‐ Slam poetry. 289 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:23,857 ‐ Oh, man. 290 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,326 Forget I said any of that shit. 291 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,063 ‐ Might I remind you, 292 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,803 there is still a hostage crisis downstairs. 293 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:30,971 ‐ Oh, no! 294 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,307 Does that affect how the grill works? 295 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,779 ‐ Uh‐‐no, ma'am. 296 00:10:36,382 --> 00:10:38,252 ‐ Okay, Cyril, I seem to have reached the cargo hold, 297 00:10:38,286 --> 00:10:40,290 but it will be impossible to find our bags. 298 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:42,294 So I'll just steal all the jewelry from these 299 00:10:42,327 --> 00:10:43,362 and then retire. 300 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:44,732 ‐ Probably alphabetical. 301 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,970 ‐ Damn it. You ruin everything. 302 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,176 I still can't believe they made Krieger 303 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,380 check the new tacticane, but these assholes can bring 304 00:10:52,414 --> 00:10:56,088 an endless supply of plastic guns on board. 305 00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:57,725 ‐ I love crosswords. 306 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,394 What was the clue for alphabetical again? 307 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:02,067 ‐ Oh, yeah. [chuckles] It was a tough one. 308 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,808 Having to do with the... alphabet? 309 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,745 ‐ Yes. Flight 4643 Goldhawk. 310 00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:09,949 This is Flight Attendant Eryn. 311 00:11:09,983 --> 00:11:12,420 It's for you. It's the hostage negotiator. 312 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,391 ‐ Don't worry. They'll slow‐play this. 313 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,928 Hell‐‐ ‐ Okay. Shut up. 314 00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:17,297 All right? I don't care who you are. 315 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:20,336 I don't care what you want. Right now, I am smiling. 316 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:23,409 I'm giving my boss the thumbs‐up like things are going great. 317 00:11:23,442 --> 00:11:25,079 But when push immediately comes to shove, 318 00:11:25,113 --> 00:11:27,217 we are gonna come in there and kill you all. 319 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,756 And if a few hostages get hit, them's the brakes. 320 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,993 And I am gonna like it! 321 00:11:32,027 --> 00:11:34,064 Then tomorrow, I'm gonna go looking for your families, 322 00:11:34,097 --> 00:11:35,935 your friends, and your pets. 323 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:39,441 So enjoy your last moments on earth, you barely human scum! 324 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:40,476 [phone beeps] 325 00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:42,314 [breathing heavily] 326 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:44,351 ‐ So... 327 00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:46,288 how's the divorce going? 328 00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:47,892 ‐ Okay, time to accelerate. 329 00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:49,896 We have to find Target One now. 330 00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:51,265 ‐ There was a passenger acting weird. 331 00:11:51,298 --> 00:11:52,835 I bet he knows something. 332 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,037 And he's gone! 333 00:11:54,071 --> 00:11:55,841 He definitely knows something! 334 00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:56,910 ‐ Okay, fan out! 335 00:11:56,943 --> 00:11:59,882 Remember this is Target Alpha. 336 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:02,521 ‐ Uh‐oh. ‐ Oh, well then, problem solved. 337 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,391 ‐ Considering he didn't even tell me 338 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,395 about purchasing the company in the first place‐‐ 339 00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:08,266 ‐ I called you to talk about it. 340 00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:10,370 ‐ I was on a mission. 341 00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:12,909 ‐ Your job was in jeopardy of being taken away. 342 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:15,246 I just wanted to help for the betterment of our family. 343 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,252 ‐ Yes, but now you run the company that pays me, Robert. 344 00:12:18,286 --> 00:12:19,956 ‐ We run a business. 345 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,027 ‐ Oh‐ho, sure. Right into the ground. 346 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,764 ‐ We saved the world. 347 00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:24,866 ‐ Fat lot of good it did you. 348 00:12:24,899 --> 00:12:26,135 Before I bought the place, 349 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:28,072 I saw you mix tequila and vodka 350 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:30,143 out of the bottom of two plastic bottles. 351 00:12:30,176 --> 00:12:31,378 ‐ Oh, shut up. 352 00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:32,414 [ice clinking] 353 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,951 ‐ [grunting] 354 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:35,219 Whatever you're doing, please do it faster. 355 00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:36,923 It's getting pretty hairy. 356 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,894 Archer, did they get you? 357 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:40,363 ‐ Yeah. It's, uh‐‐ 358 00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:42,267 it's pretty hairy here too, Cyril. 359 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,774 [laughs] Just hang tight. 360 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:46,977 ‐ [groans] 361 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:48,079 Well, it sounds like they're really 362 00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:49,949 on the hunt for Robert and his cash. 363 00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:51,452 Archer: How rich could this guy be? 364 00:12:51,485 --> 00:12:53,790 ‐ I mean, he had the spare change to buy the entire agency 365 00:12:53,824 --> 00:12:55,861 as what was probably a favor to Lana. 366 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,163 Archer: There's no way our shitty little 367 00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:58,500 mom and pop agency cost that much. 368 00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,902 ‐ Well, when was the last time 369 00:12:59,936 --> 00:13:01,372 you bought a drink without expensing it? 370 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,879 ‐ Uh, I wanna say...high school? [dog barks] 371 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:06,583 ‐ Ow. 372 00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:08,119 Ah. Oh. 373 00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:09,287 [chuckles] Hey. 374 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,392 I was just, uh, looking for my, uh‐‐ 375 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,828 No. 376 00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:15,868 ‐ Well, did you find it? 377 00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:17,905 [dogs barking] Archer: Cyril? Cyril? 378 00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:20,276 Ah, you idiot. 379 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,280 Hey, come here. That's a good boy. 380 00:13:22,314 --> 00:13:24,217 You guys be good till I get back, okay? 381 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,988 Love you guys. 382 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,061 Psst! Stewardess. 383 00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:31,098 Hey, i‐is there any way to get to the top floor 384 00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:33,269 other than the stairs? 385 00:13:33,302 --> 00:13:36,041 Also, we're probably gonna die in 10 minutes, 386 00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:37,945 so what do you think? 387 00:13:39,314 --> 00:13:41,151 ‐ Hey, you sicko. Where's the bald guy? 388 00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:42,420 ‐ Robert. I‐I mean, who? 389 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,892 [groans] I don't know. 390 00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:47,464 Ah. Nope, that didn't help. 391 00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:49,001 ‐ Enough with the games! 392 00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:50,938 Every moment I don't shoot one of you 393 00:13:50,971 --> 00:13:52,340 is another dead whale! 394 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,378 ‐ Uh, that doesn't make any sense. 395 00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:56,215 ‐ Neither does talking right then. 396 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:59,354 So now you're gonna transfer $1 million into our account! 397 00:14:03,663 --> 00:14:05,266 ‐ Hey, I got to tell you that's the first time 398 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:06,402 that line worked for me. 399 00:14:06,435 --> 00:14:08,072 And I've tried it a bunch. 400 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:11,278 ‐ By the way, I'm a flight attendant, not a stewardess. 401 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:13,015 ‐ Definitely the priority right now. 402 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:14,317 Okay, Flight Attendant, 403 00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:16,021 can you show me the way to the second floor? 404 00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:19,862 Well, you sure know your way around a shaft. 405 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,331 Wait. No, I'm sorry. 406 00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:23,202 That was coarse. I apologize. 407 00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:25,473 ‐ Hmm. Looks like a tight fit. 408 00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:28,412 ‐ Damn it. That one's better. 409 00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:30,884 ‐ I think there's a whole lot you're not telling me. 410 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:32,153 First, I don't know about the agency. 411 00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:33,557 What's next? 412 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:34,959 ‐ [whispering] You guys should really be quiet. 413 00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:36,195 ‐ Good point. 414 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:38,199 ‐ What's next is you're fighting with me 415 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,936 because I wanna have a baby with you 416 00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:41,940 and you won't talk about it. 417 00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:43,275 ‐ [laughing] 418 00:14:43,309 --> 00:14:44,044 ‐ [whispering] Robert, they're looking for you. 419 00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:46,215 ‐ You never wanna talk about it. 420 00:14:46,248 --> 00:14:48,486 You like to run around saving the world, 421 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,127 when I want to build a world of our own. 422 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,398 But you keep pretending you're not a mother. 423 00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:57,370 And with two kids, that would be twice as hard. 424 00:14:57,404 --> 00:14:59,307 [Lana scoffs] 425 00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:01,345 He's in there. 426 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:09,361 [upbeat tropical music] 427 00:15:09,394 --> 00:15:10,998 ‐ You know that grater thing that servants use 428 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:12,635 for grating nutmeg? 429 00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:14,371 Do you ever wanna just use that on someone's nipples? 430 00:15:14,404 --> 00:15:16,241 Just really go to town? 431 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:17,645 ‐ I don't like that town. 432 00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:20,951 ‐ [groans] Oh, my God. 433 00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:24,224 I had 8 shots and 12 steaks. 434 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,466 And it was such a good idea. 435 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,069 What the shit? ‐ Pfft. Wait. 436 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,338 Have you been there the whole time? 437 00:15:31,371 --> 00:15:33,109 ‐ Because if so, all that shit I was talking 438 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:34,979 was about a different Archer 439 00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:37,117 who does all the same shit you do. 440 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,520 ‐ Guys, the hijackers have Robert. 441 00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:40,156 Apparently, their whole objective 442 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,493 was just to drain his bank account. 443 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,129 ‐ Wait. How do you know all that? 444 00:15:43,162 --> 00:15:44,999 ‐ Well, I gave the Flight Attendant an earpiece. 445 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,401 After we had sex. 446 00:15:46,435 --> 00:15:47,705 ‐ Aw, come on, dude. ‐ Oh, come on. That is bad. 447 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,407 ‐ Tell me about it. 448 00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:51,445 I can't believe they didn't wanna use me as a hostage. 449 00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,683 Like, am I not rich enough for them? 450 00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:55,721 Does that make me any less of a person? 451 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,390 ‐ Like, less than you are currently? 452 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,361 ‐ Also, you're really rich. 453 00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:01,165 ‐ Your family owns six islands, 454 00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:03,302 and the private prison‐slash‐hunting preserves 455 00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:04,505 on those islands. 456 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,043 ‐ Aww, thanks guys. You're right. 457 00:16:07,076 --> 00:16:08,547 I am worthy of being horribly harmed 458 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,149 and discarded by bad people. 459 00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:12,320 ‐ Guys, if we could get back to the hostage situation, 460 00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:14,257 that's ongoing‐‐ ‐ Wish I could, bud, 461 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,195 but here in Pamistan, we rise above it. 462 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,032 No rules. ‐ Right. 463 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:21,305 And I'm about to prove you all wrong about slam poetry. 464 00:16:21,338 --> 00:16:22,741 ‐ Fine. We'll do it. 465 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,545 Wait, I have the perfect line. 466 00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:27,317 Let's compost these turds. 467 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:29,054 ‐ And that was it? 468 00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,456 ‐ You dick. 469 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,160 ‐ You don't have to do this. ‐ Enough! 470 00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:33,997 Just shut up and pay up! 471 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:37,170 10 million bucks or you won't be as lucky as he was. 472 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,040 ‐ [groans] ‐ He doesn't look that lucky. 473 00:16:39,074 --> 00:16:42,748 [dramatic music] 474 00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:45,353 Okay. The transfer is done. 475 00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,223 ‐ Wait, I'm not seeing the transfer in our account. 476 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,762 ‐ You don't have to bully people into giving you money 477 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:52,635 when you can just make an effective case for change. 478 00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:55,039 ‐ Okay. But to be clear, 479 00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:57,176 you just gave a huge amount of money 480 00:16:57,210 --> 00:17:00,082 to Citizens of the World Environmental Group? 481 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:01,084 What? ‐ Look, 482 00:17:01,118 --> 00:17:02,220 in the heat of the moment, 483 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,090 we all say or do things 484 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,328 that hurt the things we're trying to save. 485 00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:09,067 But there's still a chance for us to come together 486 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,071 and find a way to change. 487 00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:13,577 ‐ Nice try! 488 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:15,213 But that's not what I asked for. 489 00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:18,219 Also, that seemed more applicable to a relationship! 490 00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:21,492 Where was that advice last year when I needed it? 491 00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:23,362 [grunts] 492 00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:26,101 [guns clicking] 493 00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:27,370 ‐ Release the hounds! 494 00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:30,677 [dogs barking] 495 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:34,150 [gun clicking] 496 00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:37,156 ‐ Come on! Hit me with the cherries! 497 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,660 ‐ [shouts] 498 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,530 [dogs barking] 499 00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:41,766 ‐ You know what? 500 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,202 This is kind of different than I thought. 501 00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:44,772 So I'm just gonna go‐‐ 502 00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:46,509 [grunts] ‐ Oh. 503 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,345 Maybe the recycled guns do work. 504 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,784 ‐ Archer, help! ‐ Shut up! 505 00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:53,122 ‐ And why does the stewardess know your name? 506 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,625 ‐ Her name isn't Stewardess, Lana. 507 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:55,827 It's Flight Attendant. 508 00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,263 ‐ Really? ‐ What? 509 00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:58,667 My stewardess line finally worked. 510 00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,835 What can I say? 511 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:02,273 ‐ Actually, it's Eryn, with a "y." 512 00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:04,277 ‐ Shut up! I'm gonna hurt this stewardess. 513 00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:06,181 ‐ Now, you're just doing it intentionally. 514 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:07,317 ‐ Uh‐uh. I mean it. 515 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,820 I'm gonna hurt her real bad. 516 00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:11,391 Like, nasty bad to make a point about, 517 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,530 you‐‐you know, all the stuff. 518 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,399 And then I'm gonna fly this plane the hell out of here. 519 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:16,368 [Eryn screams] 520 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:19,775 ‐ Come on, hurry up. 521 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,478 [Krieger grunts] 522 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,819 ‐ Ow. 523 00:18:24,852 --> 00:18:27,558 What the hell is happening around here? 524 00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:29,427 Oh, my God. Are we in Paris? 525 00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:31,431 ‐ No, but I see France. 526 00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:32,835 ‐ Seriously? How old are you? 527 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,172 ‐ Apparently not too old to piss myself 528 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:37,176 laughing at your ass. 529 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:40,349 ‐ I don't need this. Don't need it. 530 00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:42,353 [dramatic music] 531 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,492 ‐ [grunts] 532 00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:47,163 [toggles clicking] 533 00:18:47,196 --> 00:18:48,432 [grunting] 534 00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:51,204 ‐ Screw you, Miranda! 535 00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:54,578 And that judge that gave you my sword collection. 536 00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:56,281 Ahh! 537 00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:59,220 ‐ I gotta go, guys. 538 00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,191 Love you all. 539 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,863 ‐ Hey, you were actually really brave back there. 540 00:19:03,897 --> 00:19:05,232 ‐ You mean after you tried to kill me? 541 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,368 ‐ Oh, come on. 542 00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:07,604 I didn't try to kill you. I just‐‐ 543 00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:08,873 ‐ Aided and abetted. 544 00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,744 But I should not have said that. 545 00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,447 It was the steam and the stress‐‐ 546 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,616 ‐ And the hijackers. 547 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:14,885 ‐ Them too. 548 00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:16,889 I really want us to work. 549 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,893 I wanna share everything with you. 550 00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:22,233 But if you're not ready for another baby, I understand. 551 00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:23,302 ‐ Thank you, Robert. 552 00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,772 But it's not gonna be easy 553 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:25,874 for me to forget what you said. 554 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,377 ‐ Oh, absolutely. 555 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:29,481 "Doghouse: population me." 556 00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:31,351 ‐ How are we gonna be the Spies with Soul 557 00:19:31,385 --> 00:19:33,656 when we just beat the snot out of a bunch of tree‐huggers? 558 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,494 ‐ Oh, not to worry. 559 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,931 I made that donation in the name of the agency. 560 00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:39,635 Sure to cause quite a bit of a splash. 561 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,773 ‐ Wow. That was really smart. 562 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,244 ‐ And we do seem like more of a team. 563 00:19:44,277 --> 00:19:45,647 ‐ And all it took was a hijacking. 564 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,951 ‐ Yes, but now that I'm a few million in the hole 565 00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:49,487 with you all, 566 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,826 we're gonna have to make some changes around here. 567 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,765 So unless you suddenly find a new source of funds, 568 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:57,771 you're going to be buying your own drinks, mister. 569 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,407 Indefinitely. 570 00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:00,911 [puppy whines] 571 00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,246 ‐ What? 572 00:20:22,453 --> 00:20:25,459 ‐ Made in Georgia.