1 00:00:02,453 --> 00:00:04,486 - Saviors of the frickin' world. 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,206 Whoo! 3 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:10,209 [cheers and applause] 4 00:00:10,294 --> 00:00:17,266 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:18,636 --> 00:00:21,603 [cheers and applause continue] 6 00:00:27,645 --> 00:00:29,445 - and that's what would have happened. 7 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,563 - If you had hired cloudbeam marketing. 8 00:00:31,649 --> 00:00:33,348 - Hi. - But you didn't. 9 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,533 - So it didn't. - Which is why you're broke. 10 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:35,651 - No judgment. 11 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,403 - Really? Because I judge it. 12 00:00:37,488 --> 00:00:38,654 - Said our largest expense. 13 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,373 - Hey, alcohol is a group expense! 14 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,325 - Seems like we should have cut alcohol 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,410 before our health plan. 16 00:00:44,495 --> 00:00:46,328 - Eh, vodka disinfects cuts. 17 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,663 - Well, I miss my dark science budget. 18 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,498 - The hell is dark science? 19 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,367 - It's basically science but darker. 20 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,552 - I'm sad the wall art's gone. 21 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,220 It riled my loins. 22 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:56,588 - What doesn't rile your loins? 23 00:00:56,674 --> 00:00:59,374 - Enough! We're not here to waste time 24 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,376 or prison toilet scotch. 25 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,512 We're here because these ranting buffoons 26 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,481 think they can solve our problems. 27 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:06,598 - One of her better introductions. 28 00:01:06,684 --> 00:01:09,551 - Real talk? The espionage climate has changed. 29 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,520 - Your old spy model just doesn't work. 30 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,388 - Hello, dinosaur? Meet asteroid. 31 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,556 - But that's where we come in. 32 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,442 - Hello, dinosaur? Meet marketing. 33 00:01:16,527 --> 00:01:18,577 - [gasps] are they turning us into a dinosaur? 34 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:21,363 - Honestly, I don't know, but I'm lovin' it. 35 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,332 - Simple version: We can synthesize 36 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:24,533 your messaging to encourage... 37 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,369 Both: Multitier client sourcing. 38 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,588 - [gasps] - wow, did that just happen? 39 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,290 - That was the simple version? - Wait. 40 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:32,591 Does this mean we're shooting people again? 41 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,543 - Maybe. If we had bullets. 42 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,678 - We sold the bullets? - Yeah, we're boned. 43 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:38,430 - No, we're not. 44 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,549 Yes, the government denied our heroism 45 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,384 and withheld payment. 46 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,470 And yes, contracts have been drying up, 47 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:48,423 but I know better things are right around the-- 48 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,476 [lights crackling] 49 00:01:50,561 --> 00:01:51,643 around the-- 50 00:01:51,729 --> 00:01:54,396 [power whirs down] damn it! 51 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:58,450 - Around the what? 52 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,536 Ass? 53 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:03,539 [main title theme] 54 00:02:03,574 --> 00:02:10,546 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:37,474 --> 00:02:40,125 your entire process is outdated dirt. 56 00:02:40,211 --> 00:02:41,410 - But dirt with potential. 57 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,245 - A nutrient-rich loam. 58 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,329 - Is there life on mars? 59 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,381 Both: Definitely. - Oh-ho, man. 60 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,333 You keep doing this fun marketing banter 61 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:51,119 and I'm gonna need to sit on a sandbag. 62 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,321 - You need to get out of the dark ages 63 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,256 of the espionage industry. 64 00:02:54,325 --> 00:02:57,092 I mean, do you even use global spy wire? 65 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,345 - Exactly how many beats of silence 66 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:01,346 are you shooting for? 67 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,298 - You're not on gsw? 68 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,435 It's only the online marketplace for spy jobs. 69 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,237 - Like the classifieds? 70 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,305 [laughter] - extra! Extra! 71 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,108 Spy master uses outdated media! 72 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,144 - Aw, jeez, don't raise the prices, mr. Pulitzer. 73 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,279 Both: "newsies"! 74 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,414 - My god, this is what it's come to. 75 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,450 Hocking my paintings for rent money 76 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,335 and taking business advice 77 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,420 from theater school flunkies. 78 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:27,172 - I was economics. 79 00:03:27,258 --> 00:03:28,373 - Folklore and mythology. 80 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,325 - Why would we use want ads? 81 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,160 Our phone is ringing off the hook. 82 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,345 - Well, actually, 83 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,347 it has been pretty quiet lately. 84 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,165 - Okay, real talk? 85 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,183 The phone is broken. 86 00:03:38,269 --> 00:03:40,335 - Since when? - A few months ago. 87 00:03:40,404 --> 00:03:42,304 I don't know. I'd call someone to fix it, 88 00:03:42,373 --> 00:03:43,405 but, you know. 89 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,490 - This is why you need cloudbeam. 90 00:03:45,576 --> 00:03:47,159 - To buy us a new phone? 91 00:03:47,244 --> 00:03:49,194 - To help you, the little guy, 92 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,496 compete with the big spy conglomerates like iia. 93 00:03:51,582 --> 00:03:53,315 - Iia, pfft. 94 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,449 Soulless vultures. 95 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,118 Nice uniforms, though. 96 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,336 - I heard they bought odin, 97 00:03:57,421 --> 00:03:59,338 fired everyone, then made them reapply 98 00:03:59,423 --> 00:04:01,356 for their own jobs at half pay. 99 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:02,457 - That's bullshit. 100 00:04:02,526 --> 00:04:04,459 You can't just fire someone for no reason. 101 00:04:04,528 --> 00:04:06,211 It would have happened to me by now. 102 00:04:06,297 --> 00:04:08,297 - What's next? Do you fire someone for breaking a phone 103 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,382 when she was smashing a ladybug over and over? 104 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:11,500 - Uh, okay, look. 105 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,135 Maybe these guys have a point. 106 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,336 - About us being dirt? 107 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,255 - About us needing help to compete. 108 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,472 My reputation as the world's greatest spy 109 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,207 only goes so far. 110 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,177 - Especially since that's a pre-coma reputation. 111 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,179 - Said pre-nut-tap cyril. - What? 112 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,230 Aaaaah! 113 00:04:25,316 --> 00:04:26,381 - Uh, sorry I'm late. 114 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,433 Robert and I got into another huge fight about-- 115 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:29,551 - about whether or not we'd care? 116 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,320 - Ugh, actually, sort of. 117 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,354 It all started when-- 118 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,572 - wanted ads? 119 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,390 Is that all you've got? 120 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,326 - [laughs] hardly. 121 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,527 - You also need a strong brand, 122 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,412 and that starts with a good name. 123 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,281 - Think of something people already love. 124 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,533 Then spice it up with a spy angle. 125 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,368 - Ooh! Anal bullets! 126 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:49,404 - And that feels like a good place to stop. 127 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,539 Thank you for your interest, 128 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,425 but we simply don't need cloudbeam. 129 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,344 - Fair enough, but I have a feeling 130 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,429 we'll be hearing from you soon. 131 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,348 - Yeah, hearing you scream our names 132 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,465 from the rooftops. 133 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:04,553 Both: "kaya, alton, save us! Save us!" 134 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,521 [laughter] 135 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,523 - anybody else got an eerie feeling 136 00:05:08,592 --> 00:05:10,325 they might be right? 137 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,194 - Nonsense, there's nothing they said 138 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,196 that we can't do ourselves. 139 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:17,416 Pam, cheryl, you two are our new marketing team. 140 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:19,501 Brand us. - [gasps] I'll get my tools. 141 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,436 - I think she means with a name, cowboy. 142 00:05:21,505 --> 00:05:22,571 - We'll give her options. 143 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:24,539 - As for new jobs, we'll start 144 00:05:24,608 --> 00:05:26,575 with small missions on gsw, 145 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:29,344 get a good rating, and slowly-- 146 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,612 - sign up for the most lucrative job 147 00:05:30,681 --> 00:05:33,248 on global spy wire, boom. 148 00:05:33,317 --> 00:05:34,583 - "rival bounty situation. 149 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:36,385 "cash on delivery of the package. 150 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:37,452 Multiple bidders." 151 00:05:37,521 --> 00:05:39,254 wha--no money up front? 152 00:05:39,323 --> 00:05:40,489 - But big money in back. 153 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:43,342 We'll be drinking non-swill from non-plastic in no time. 154 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,343 - Idiot! 155 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,261 Do you realize how competitive 156 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:47,396 this contract will be? 157 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:48,630 - Now that I'm involved? Very. 158 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,465 - We can't afford this mission. 159 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,633 We can barely afford the flight. 160 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,402 - And your testicles can't afford 161 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,569 another cane tap. 162 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,321 - Ah! - Ugh, let's do it. 163 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:57,472 After the morning I've had with robert, 164 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,490 I'd go anywhere. 165 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,308 Preferably somewhere with-- 166 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,327 archer: A giant heap of rat shit. 167 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:03,495 - Seriously, cyril? 168 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,480 - Oh, wait, there's also a pile of rat shit 169 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,416 under here, which means we're looking at 170 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,251 a men's room/women's room situation. 171 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,502 - This was the nicest place we could afford. 172 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,320 I'm trying to save our funds. 173 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,323 - Not an issue because I spent all the funds on trânt. 174 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,426 - Who the hell is trânt? - You mean what is trânt. 175 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,594 It's moldovan folk wrestling, and it's fantastic. 176 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,380 - You lost all our money gambling 177 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:22,664 on regional martial arts? 178 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,433 - No, my guys won, 179 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,517 but then I had to buy drinks. 180 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,602 - It'll be fine. Here are the briefing papers. 181 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,521 - Double-sided? How poor are we? 182 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,339 - You just spent all of our money. 183 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:33,558 - Yeah, on memories that will last a lifetime. 184 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,644 - Two days ago, mercenaries kidnapped this man, 185 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,446 known as the professor. 186 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,399 And that thing is a prototype for an ionic fusion device. 187 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,350 - Ionic fusion device? What is that? 188 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,519 - An expensive macguffin in a life full of them. 189 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,488 - According to our sources, 190 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,490 he's being moved out of the country in a few hours 191 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,708 on this highway. 192 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,693 We worked all of our contacts to get this tip, 193 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,463 so our only advantage is this one piece of information 194 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,415 that none of the big agencies have. 195 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,501 - Greetings, and welcome to moldova. 196 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,303 - Finally, the concierge. 197 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,387 We'd like a free bottle of scotch 198 00:07:02,473 --> 00:07:03,638 and directions to a hall of trânt 199 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,373 that takes bets on credit. 200 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,542 - And a room with less rat feces? 201 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,593 - Forgive me for intruding. 202 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,346 My name is fabian kingsworth. 203 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,348 I am head of iia. 204 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,683 - Well, well, well. The competition. 205 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,519 - [laughs] I guess your tiny agency 206 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,571 is competition for iia 207 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:22,407 the way coffee is competition for cocaine. 208 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:23,658 - Yeah, I mean, sure. 209 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:24,693 I mean, what do you want? 210 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,394 We're sort of mid-mission here. 211 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,562 - I just wanted to stop by 212 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,449 to get a chance to meet the sterling archer. 213 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,667 I was delighted to learn you were not dead 214 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:35,620 but, rather, alive as a mere shadow of your former self. 215 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,589 - Well, looks like you're chasing shadows, 216 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,407 since we got here first. 217 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,675 - First? [laughs] 218 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:43,545 we set up our command center weeks ago. 219 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:46,431 And of course, our satellites are always overhead. 220 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:48,467 Which works slightly better 221 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,718 than a guy on a roof with binoculars. 222 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,636 - Oh, yeah? Well, we have-- 223 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,687 - a guy on a roof? 224 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:55,557 - No. Something way better than that. 225 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,691 [thunder booming] 226 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,361 - cold-ass pouring rain. 227 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,645 Cheap-ass binoculars. 228 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,564 [electricity sparking] 229 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,432 that. 230 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,651 - [laughs] I'm rooting for you, archer. 231 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,737 Like when you see a beetle on its back, 232 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,622 legs kicking and flailing, 233 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,624 not knowing that he's already dead 234 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:16,495 as the shadow of a giant elegant bird falls over him. 235 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,497 I am that bird. 236 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,415 - At which point, the beetle hops up 237 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,449 and eats the bird! 238 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,551 Ah! 239 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,753 - [sighs] why build on his metaphor? 240 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,506 - And what beetle eats birds? 241 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,724 - Jesus, your forearms are like bowling pins. 242 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,459 - Yes, well, uh... [clears throat] 243 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,594 I should get going. 244 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,795 I'm sorry. 245 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,766 It's emotional meeting someone I used to look up to. 246 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,603 - There is no way we're losing to that asshole. 247 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,687 Starting now, we stay one-- 248 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,523 no, make it two steps ahead of him. 249 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,691 Cyril, note that. - I'm not mission secretary. 250 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,743 - Then what are you? - Hey, two step, 251 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,645 fabian planted a bug on your shoulder. 252 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,780 - Damn it! 253 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,498 Oh! 254 00:08:53,584 --> 00:08:55,700 Why won't this break when you-- 255 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,485 - just gonna save us some time. 256 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,703 - Okay, new plan: We follow kingsworth 257 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,488 and sabotage him and his team 258 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,673 in a super humiliating way. 259 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,508 - Archer, we are not risking this mission 260 00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:04,676 and our lives so you can beat 261 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,461 a better version of yourself. 262 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,496 - He is not better. He said he looked up to me. 263 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,382 - Actually, he said he used to. 264 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,600 - I know what he said! 265 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:12,717 - Y'all! I just saw a caravan of-- 266 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,519 both: Iia vehicles. We know. 267 00:09:14,605 --> 00:09:16,504 - Well, nice to know my pneumonia 268 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,440 and near electrocution was worth it. 269 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,558 - Shut up. Here's the plan. 270 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:20,775 Ray, find their command center. 271 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,677 - Way ahead of you. They got a jillion cars 272 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,696 over at the moldovan bloom hotel. 273 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,681 - Okay, lana and I will follow iia. 274 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,450 You two stay back here and pretend 275 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,485 that I'm still with you so the bug hears it. 276 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,786 - And just how are we gonna do that? 277 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,489 - Just pretend we're talking and do an impression of me. 278 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,790 - What, like, "my name's archer. 279 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,859 "I'm an egomaniac who endangers every mission 280 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,462 "with my self-serving narcissism. 281 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:43,515 Also, I'm inebriated almost 24 hours a day." 282 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,500 - ha! That was pretty good, actually. 283 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,636 Lose the "almost" and then take it again. 284 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,257 We're just as good as cloudbeam. 285 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,060 So espionage names, espionage names... 286 00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:56,978 Oh, I got it. 287 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,346 S.P. Nosh. 288 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,148 - Sure, if you're planning on opening 289 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,150 a spy-themed delicatessen. 290 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,234 - Hmm. 291 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,022 What would kaya and alton do? 292 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,024 "hey, everything here is old as dirt!" 293 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:11,026 - "dirt with potential!" - "edible dirt!" 294 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,327 - "loud words and fake laughter!" 295 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:16,047 [laughter] 296 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:18,383 - so break for lunch? 297 00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:23,088 Lana: Ugh, I can't believe I'm asking you this. 298 00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:25,256 - Oh, god. Look, lana, I'm flattered. 299 00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:26,391 So just make it quick. [zipper unzips] 300 00:10:26,476 --> 00:10:28,259 - what? I am not asking to blow you. 301 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:29,377 - Then open with that. 302 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,396 - God, this is already hard enough. 303 00:10:31,481 --> 00:10:34,048 - Phrasing. - Ugh, forget it. 304 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,150 - No, sorry, go ahead. 305 00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:37,352 You can't believe you're asking this, but... 306 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:41,106 - But when you live with someone who annoys you, 307 00:10:41,191 --> 00:10:43,074 how do you address it without causing conflict? 308 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,242 - Hmm, have you tried making them 309 00:10:44,328 --> 00:10:45,360 eat a bowl of spiderwebs? 310 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,278 [cell phone buzzing] what do you want, pam? 311 00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:50,281 No, there's already a company called spies with thighs. 312 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:51,366 They're pis. 313 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,118 They're good guys. 314 00:10:54,204 --> 00:10:55,236 - How may I help you? 315 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,172 - Yes, my name is chet manley, 316 00:10:57,207 --> 00:10:59,124 and my wife, betty, right here 317 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,376 just found a severed thumb in our bidet. 318 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,094 Can we please see a manager? 319 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,296 - Oh, my! Yes, just one moment. 320 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,299 - There, a block of suites for iia. 321 00:11:08,385 --> 00:11:09,384 20th floor. 322 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,220 - [clears throat] - what? 323 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,272 I want to talk to the manager about that thumb. 324 00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:16,224 Might get a free drink ticket out of it. 325 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,061 - Our target will cross route 90 326 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,363 at 1400 hours. 327 00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:23,231 Per usual, if you're late, 328 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,366 the minutes will be taken out of your 329 00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:26,067 paid family leave time. 330 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,152 [people groan] 331 00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,153 and a reminder: 332 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:30,271 Bullet rationing is still in effect. 333 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,158 That's $5 per bullet that misses the target. 334 00:11:33,243 --> 00:11:34,325 I'm looking at you, andy. 335 00:11:34,411 --> 00:11:36,461 - Bullet penalties? Ha! Suckers. 336 00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:39,113 - Well, at least they can afford bullets. 337 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,300 - [speaking moldovan] 338 00:11:42,386 --> 00:11:46,337 - [speaking moldovan, laughs] 339 00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:48,173 - once en route, there's no exit 340 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,424 for 80 kilometers. 341 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,292 All right? We head out in ten. 342 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,144 - Ten? We gotta go if we're gonna-- 343 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:55,430 - do the insanely stupid thing of sabotaging iia 344 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,298 instead of just beating them to the punch? 345 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,234 - You know what else seemed insanely stupid? 346 00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:01,302 Betting on folk wrestling. - Sure was. 347 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,271 - But I had a great time, lana. 348 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,355 Congrats on the wedding. 349 00:12:04,441 --> 00:12:05,407 Hope it works out better for you 350 00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:07,442 than it did for lana here. 351 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,444 Whoa, boerl & kroff? 352 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,413 Now I see why you couldn't afford a suite. 353 00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:15,483 Ray: Well, archer, you're in charge. 354 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,151 What's our next move? 355 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,336 Cyril: The plan is, we stay here 356 00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:20,371 and wait for instructions, dipshit. 357 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:21,423 [laughter] 358 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,291 [clears throat] uh, hey, guys. 359 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,460 Uh, should we order some room service? 360 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,462 - Ugh, god forbid you skip a meal 361 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,464 and your breasts shrink to a b-cup. 362 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,466 [snickers] 363 00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,471 - god, sometimes I think my entire life 364 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,356 is just sneaking around. 365 00:12:38,442 --> 00:12:40,475 Do you ever wonder if you, ugh, I don't know, 366 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,176 made the wrong choice? 367 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,228 - Like how I should've brought ray with me 368 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,479 instead of you? Constantly. 369 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,448 - I mean in a relationship. 370 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,283 - I wouldn't call this a relationship. 371 00:12:48,318 --> 00:12:50,235 - Not with you! With robert. 372 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,370 - Oh, yeah, that seems terrible. 373 00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:54,355 - But is it? I mean, I do love him. 374 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,158 But other times, I'm just like, ugh. 375 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,193 - Yeah, like during old man sex? 376 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,361 How's it work if you both just lie there? 377 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,330 Lana: Shh! Guards. 378 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,532 Archer: No, employees. 379 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,418 Hey, dickheads, I'm gonna steal that humvee. 380 00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:08,503 You better shoot me. 381 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,172 [gunfire] 382 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,424 oof, 20 bullets and none in my body? 383 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,310 What is that, 100 bucks? 384 00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:18,346 [gunfire] 385 00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,232 ha-ha! 200 bucks. 386 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:23,268 You're basically working for-- aah! 387 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:25,219 Okay, 195. 388 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:28,323 [exciting music] 389 00:13:28,358 --> 00:13:29,574 ♪ ♪ 390 00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:31,242 [air hissing] 391 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:32,527 - okay, we'll disable their vehicles, 392 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,245 then go pick up the others. 393 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:35,413 - With our new helicopter. 394 00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,367 - Archer, you can't fly a helicopter. 395 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,202 - Being in a coma didn't make me less 396 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,370 of a helicopter pilot, lana. 397 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,289 - You never knew how to fly a helicopter! 398 00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:45,423 - Well, then we're both right. 399 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,292 - I'm not getting in that. - Great. 400 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,427 Grab us a humvee and I'll race you to the hotel. 401 00:13:49,513 --> 00:13:50,428 Whoo-hoo! 402 00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:52,514 Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, god. 403 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:55,216 Ah-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! 404 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,385 Sorry. Not a political statement. 405 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,304 Just an accident. 406 00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:01,272 - Well, maybe you'd have a better job 407 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:03,191 if you didn't have such a debilitating 408 00:14:03,226 --> 00:14:04,359 confidence issue. 409 00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:06,394 - And what about you, ray, you dipshit? 410 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,563 You live in a studio apartment filled with mid-century 411 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,366 craftsman doghouses and no dog. 412 00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:12,534 - A: They're queen anne's. 413 00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:14,369 B: Dogs would ruin them. 414 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:16,571 And c: I'll kill you! 415 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,443 Cyril: What the hell is this? 416 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,578 - A helicopter? 417 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,246 Get in! 418 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,414 - Yeah, I'm good on the ground. 419 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,450 - That's an option? I'm also good on the ground. 420 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,387 Archer: Helicopter! 421 00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:34,455 [tires screeching] 422 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,641 - iia has armored humvees? 423 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:39,344 Ooh. Ooooh. 424 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:41,462 - Yep. Butt warmers. 425 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,481 Both: We should look into iia. 426 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:47,318 [crow caws] 427 00:14:47,404 --> 00:14:48,353 archer: That's it, sheila. 428 00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:49,654 Nice and easy. 429 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:51,406 - You named the helicopter sheila? 430 00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:53,241 - No, the stick is sheila. 431 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:56,411 The helicopter is dr. Whirlington spinblade. 432 00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:58,312 - Okay, I have a visual on the target. 433 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,614 Semitruck, dead ahead. 434 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,615 - You see that, lana? 435 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,483 Step one: Take out iia. 436 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,369 Step two: Get the scientists. 437 00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:05,536 Step three: Profit. 438 00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:07,589 And a haircut. It's been, like, two weeks. 439 00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:10,375 Lana: Congrats. You accidentally didn't fail. 440 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,427 - And got a free helicopter. 441 00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:15,630 - Um, how sure are you that you finished step one? 442 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,633 [dramatic music] 443 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,270 ♪ ♪ 444 00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:23,554 [guns cocking] 445 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,672 - pretty sure. 446 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,441 - Ah! 447 00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:29,477 [gunfire] 448 00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,681 u're some rich, 449 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,066 fancy-pants company who needs professional spy shit done. 450 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,151 Do you want to want the cold, hard tile feel 451 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,071 of a big conglomerate like iia? 452 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,907 Ha-ha! I'd rather kill myself and take you with me. 453 00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:44,909 - Or do you want a boutique agency 454 00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:46,911 that offers a warm, personal touch? 455 00:15:46,997 --> 00:15:48,913 - Like a stranger's hand on your side butt 456 00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:50,031 in an airport shuttle. 457 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,033 - When you need spies, you need... 458 00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:53,935 Both: Slugs-n-jugs! 459 00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:56,054 Pew, pew, pew. 460 00:15:56,139 --> 00:15:57,839 - [sighs] 461 00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:58,973 - I told you we should've gone with 462 00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:01,059 the back and spyin' center. 463 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:02,877 - That's why I think our company 464 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,063 would make a great investment for-- 465 00:16:05,148 --> 00:16:08,049 oh, you can't do this to me, maurice. 466 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,902 You just can't. I-- 467 00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:12,020 hello? [line beeps] 468 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,055 damn it! 469 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,908 Think, malory. Think. 470 00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:19,861 No, not that. Think harder. 471 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:20,945 [sighs] 472 00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:22,914 fine. 473 00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:25,917 [phone beeps, line rings] 474 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:27,919 [gunfire] 475 00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,954 [dramatic music] 476 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,090 - can you not? I'm still learning here. 477 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:38,012 ♪ ♪ 478 00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:40,098 ray: Dukes! 479 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,084 - Butt warmers and bulletproof windows? 480 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,102 - I mean... 481 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,021 Archer: Jesus, they sprung for tracers? 482 00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:48,089 That's good prep. 483 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,108 I almost feel bad about my inevitable triumph. 484 00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:52,093 - Triumph? I've been shot twice. 485 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,928 Lana: Archer, you want to help me down here, 486 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,197 or you just gonna watch me get rammed from behind? 487 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,899 - That one was intentional, right? 488 00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,200 Lana: Archer! - I'm coming. 489 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,954 Also intentional. 490 00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:04,038 [cell phone buzzes] 491 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:05,106 - what? Pam: Hey, lana. 492 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,208 What about spies & dolls? 493 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,043 - Well, what does the doll part mean? 494 00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,962 Cheryl: Maybe we leave behind a creepy doll 495 00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,213 on every mission. 496 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,048 Pam: You know what? We'll call you back. 497 00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:15,166 Cyril: What are you doing? 498 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,085 Archer: What does it look like, cyril? 499 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,136 I'm using the helicopter blades 500 00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:20,054 to slice open the top of the truck. 501 00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,090 Helicopter! 502 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,961 Uh-oh. Apparently helicopters don't like it when you do that. 503 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,130 Keep it together, dr. Spinblade. 504 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,065 - Ah, damn it, I'm stuck. 505 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:33,935 - I'm not leaving without you, cyril. 506 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:37,021 Ha, I need something soft to land on. 507 00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:39,023 [both scream and grunt] 508 00:17:39,109 --> 00:17:40,024 [explosion] 509 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,193 - ah, god damn it, cyril. 510 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,946 What good is your pillowy beef-suit of a torso 511 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,948 if you don't position yourself under me? 512 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,033 [gunfire] 513 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,953 hey, I see that scientist guy down there with the thingy 514 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,254 and three--check that, 515 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,039 one alive kidnapper. 516 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,991 [gunfire] 517 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,176 - damn it, I'm out. 518 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,927 Oh, wait, no, I'm not. 519 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:02,013 Man, iia's got good taste in guns. 520 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:03,131 Fabian: You got that right. 521 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,932 - What? Who the hell is that? 522 00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,167 Fabian: The guy who wants to offer you a way out 523 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,969 of your terrible job. 524 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,170 - How'd you get in my earpiece? 525 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,139 Fabian: Do you guys seriously not have satellite? 526 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,940 Ray: Satellite? 527 00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:15,276 The microwave in our break room has a rotary dial. 528 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,312 - Silly rabbit. Warlock six, engage! 529 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,986 - Jesus. Ray, shoot out the tires. 530 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,238 [gunfire] 531 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,241 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,076 god damn it, pam. 533 00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:33,360 Hey, shit for brains, I'm busy. 534 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,163 Leave me the hell alone. 535 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,200 - I just-- 536 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,202 I love you too. 537 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,303 - Ah! 538 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,055 Krieger, you idiot. 539 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,373 Why didn't you build a cane with the jaws of life? 540 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,209 [electronic beeping and whirring] 541 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,261 ha! Look at that. 542 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,063 Cyril, climb into the cab of the truck, 543 00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,148 overtake the driver, and get behind the wheel. 544 00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:55,216 - Are you kidding me? 545 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,051 How the hell do you want me to do that? 546 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,187 - Squeeze your fat ass into the cab of that truck 547 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,189 like there's a free box of twinkies in there. 548 00:19:02,192 --> 00:19:04,058 - [grunts] 549 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,060 - not so fast, punk. 550 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,195 Oh, shit. Oh, god. 551 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,030 Hang on, I thought I turned these off. 552 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,081 Man: Ah! - [yelps] 553 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,165 - sorry. - Please don't hurt me. 554 00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,283 - Hurt you? I'm here to rescue you. 555 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,001 [man groaning painfully] 556 00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:16,120 uh, ignore that ripped-apart guy. 557 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,041 - [grunting] 558 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,242 - I'm in! We did it! 559 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,010 We won! 560 00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,212 Um... 561 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,013 Lana, looks like we're coming up 562 00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:27,248 on a checkpoint with a blockade. 563 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,016 Know anything about that? 564 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:31,085 - That is the border of moldova and transnistria. 565 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,253 Did you not read the briefing? 566 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,272 Archer: Who reads the back of a two-sided briefing? 567 00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:36,257 What the hell is transnistri, lana? 568 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,110 - It's a tiny breakaway country from moldova 569 00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:41,279 that is literally one side of the river. 570 00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:43,097 Lovely people. 571 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,115 Cyril: Here's a fun twist. 572 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,067 My brakes don't work. 573 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,151 - That was me. 574 00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:49,120 I scrambled the electronic braking system. 575 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:51,272 I'll just grab the prototype and skedaddle. 576 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,439 - [shouts] 577 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,208 - ope! I say. 578 00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:55,442 Poor archer. 579 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,211 So diminished. 580 00:19:57,247 --> 00:19:58,379 He wouldn't make it through the first round 581 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,447 of screening at iia. 582 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,384 - Don't try to convince me to join iia 583 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,303 by playing mind games, fabian. 584 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:07,388 - You? Join the iia? 585 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,174 At what feels like a quarter of your former strength? 586 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,176 - How's this for a quarter strength? 587 00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:13,477 - Yes, with the cane. 588 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:15,146 But without it-- 589 00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:17,231 - whoa, oh! [grunts] 590 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,152 oh! [glass shatters] 591 00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:23,404 - looks like I'll be taking this after all. 592 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,240 Good effort, archer. 593 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,242 - Fabian! 594 00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:30,144 - God damn it, he's getting away with the prototype. 595 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,145 - Shit. 596 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,413 We've got bigger problems, lana. 597 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,198 He broke my cane. 598 00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:36,167 And I was still learning about its new features. 599 00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:37,451 Cyril: Um, guys? [chuckles nervously] 600 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,153 still no brakes up here. 601 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,338 - If I may interject-- 602 00:20:40,423 --> 00:20:42,290 lana: God, you just had to prove that you were 603 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,508 better than fabian, which you most obviously are not. 604 00:20:44,594 --> 00:20:46,460 - It's not obvious to me. Cyril: Guys? 605 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,462 - If I may, that prototype is useless without 606 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,265 the uranium glass gamma lens I have in my pocket. 607 00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:54,468 Plus, all the necessary information is in my brain. 608 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,270 - Ha, hear that, lana? 609 00:20:56,306 --> 00:20:58,356 See? There is one piece of good news in all-- 610 00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:01,508 jesus christ, cyril, look out! 611 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,478 [glass shatters] 612 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,481 [monitor beeping steadily] 613 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,454 - he needed me, and I let him down. 614 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,407 - He's strong. He'll make it. 615 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,192 - Oh-ho, boy. 616 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,493 Not this coma shit again. 617 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,495 - Yeah, comas aren't as entertaining 618 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,297 to watch as I hoped. 619 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:24,531 Hey, you guys ever do this to me? 620 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,533 [laughs] 621 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,252 krieger: Oh, god. Pam: Better believe it. 622 00:21:28,338 --> 00:21:29,503 Lana: Oh, absolutely. [sustained beep, all gasp] 623 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,373 - oh, sorry, ms. Archer sold my good life-support device. 624 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,258 This one's made out of a washing machine 625 00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:36,227 and a leaf blower. 626 00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:39,397 [phone rings] 627 00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:41,382 - good morning, this is... 628 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,550 The...Agency. Lana: Good enough. 629 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,219 Archer: That wasn't bad. Ray: Don't hate it. 630 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,220 Man: This is the client. 631 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,271 I need the scientist. 632 00:21:47,357 --> 00:21:48,356 I'll give you a million. 633 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,408 - Well, he is in a tiny, 634 00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,226 little coma. 635 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,411 Man: Make that 200,000. 636 00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:55,413 - Or we defer payment 637 00:21:55,498 --> 00:21:57,248 until he wakes up, 638 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,499 and at that time, 639 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,534 we'll require the entire reward, 640 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,336 plus his medical expenses, 641 00:22:02,372 --> 00:22:04,255 10% for our troubles, 642 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:07,375 and a five-star review on gsw. 643 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,210 Deal? Man: Uh... 644 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,428 Deal. 645 00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:12,413 - Uh, aren't we still super poor? 646 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,298 - As it happens, the agency's purse strings 647 00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:15,466 have loosened up a bit. 648 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:19,353 I was able to find us a new financier. 649 00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:22,223 But no more unnecessary expenses. 650 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,224 - Wait. 651 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:26,277 Uh, is that a new crystal tumbler? 652 00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:28,329 - You're damn right. 653 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,400 - Made in georgia.