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I am calling for an official
vote by the General Assembly

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<i>to ban private
spy organizations worldwide.</i>

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<i>Their lawless shadow world
must end!</i>

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Can't they find
anyone to defend us?

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Well, the North Koreans said
we're an excellent example

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of the fatal contradictions
of capitalism.

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Damn.

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Why do the people who hate us
have the best arguments?

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I mean, the easy answer
is 'cause they're right.

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But the correct,
more complex answer, is,

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uh, very complex.

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Yes, I left Interpol abruptly.

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And, yes,
I work in an industry

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whose rep is worse than
an ongoing orphanage fire.

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But I'm easier
to work with now.

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Oh, that's just
like you, Steve,

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- you dribble of piss.
- [line beeps]

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Ugh! Bollocks!

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So how's the job search?

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Honestly?
On the upswing.

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- [Lana] <i>Guys, the mission?</i>
- Really?

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- We're still doing that?
- [Lana] <i>Oh, come on.</i>

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<i>They're just grandstanding.</i>

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<i>Do you know how much dirt
private spy agencies have</i>

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<i>on those UN dorks?</i>

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<i>They'll cave before the vote.</i>

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So our business that's
being banned for being dirty

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won't be banned because
it's too dirty to ban?

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That's your argument?

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[Lana]
<i>It would appear that it is.</i>

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I have to make some calls.
Totally unrelated.

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Look, this isn't going to
happen because it can't happen,

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so let's just stop
talking about it!

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<i>Right, sort of.</i>

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<i>But let's just be
professionals here.</i>

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<i>And speaking of the opposite
of that, where is Archer?</i>

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[Archer]
[yawns] He's here.

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Waiting patiently.
And professionally.

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Well, those two are
definitely professionals.

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You said it was
an escort mission.

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[Lana]
<i>Uh, no one said that.</i>

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<i>The mission is simple.</i>

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<i>Oh, God, are they breathing?</i>

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We did go pretty hard
last night.

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Anyone bring any of those, uh,
what, uh, oh, nose mirrors?

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What sensitivity you need?

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You travel with those?

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Uh, you don't?

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Voicemail!

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I know you're there, Catherine!

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Pick up,
you sniveling strumpet!

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[woman yawns, coughs]

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Oh, there they go.

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All right, everybody,
let's go have a great mission!

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Oh, uh, wait,
what's the mission?

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Also, what country is this?

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[main title theme]

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♪ ♪

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<i>So now that we've got the
distractions out of the way--</i>

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They weren't distractions, Lana.

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They were people
with real hopes

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and real dreams
and real fake names.

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Which were?

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Like I've got
the brain space for that.

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Got the brain space for
what country you're in?

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Barbados.

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No, wait. Bahrain.

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I--I know it's got
a bar in it.

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<i>So in Rio de Janeiro--</i>

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Ha! It was the bra
I was thinking of in Brazil.

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Come on, let's go.

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Time is of the essence. Probably.

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<i>The Chinese military developed
a high-tech bunker buster,</i>

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<i>and the US government
wants a look at it.</i>

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<i>But they can't be seen
to be involved.</i>

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Isn't that a great argument
for us continuing to exist?

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Not if you're the Chinese.

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<i>So some Chinese gangsters
went rogue and stole it,</i>

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<i>and then immediately panicked.</i>

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<i>We're not sure
who the buyer is,</i>

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<i>but to narrow it down,
just make a list</i>

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<i>of every terrorist
organization in the world.</i>

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I'm definitely
not doing that.

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<i>They chose Brazil
for the handoff</i>

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<i>because this time of year,
it is...</i>

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- [crowds cheering]
- [Lana] <i>A bit distracting.</i>

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- [laughter]
- [lively music playing]

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I think you mean awesome, Lana.

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The pageantry, the history,

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the popo zau--right?

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Yeah, I wouldn't worry
about distractions.

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He seems pretty dialed in.

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<i>So the handoff is happening
at a black market warehouse</i>

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<i>here, owned by
Brazilian gangsters.</i>

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<i>You intercept the bomb and
drive it to the helipad here.</i>

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Infiltrate, extract, transport.
Got it.

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Now in regards
to intelligence on this one,

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do you know if any of
these gangsters are hiring?

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<i>And that's goodbye.</i>

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[sighs]

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- Hello.
- Hi.

102
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- Yeah, hi.
- Also hi.

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You think you might want
to address the troops?

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I think you sent an
intense email by accident.

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[jazzy music]

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So I understand
that this is a shock,

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but you are not fired.

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This is a hiatus.

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And we will be back in
business when the smoke clears.

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Don't mind me.

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Just collecting
rage pheromones for nothing.

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Thank you all
for your hard work.

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Each and every one of you
is truly...

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[sighs]
Valued.

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Hey, Kirk, wait!

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You forgot your--
[gags]

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Literal bag of shit.

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- [lively music playing]
- [Pam] <i>Seems a bit harsh.</i>

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[Archer]
That's what these guys are.

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That pangolin
is clearly dehydrated.

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Wait. Oh, my God.

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- [Ray] <i>Is it the bomb?</i>
- What bomb?

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Oh, right. No.

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It's a case of
Glengoolie Green whiskey.

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Is that the most
important thing?

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Seriously?

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They only made, like,
100 cases of that.

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50, 30 of which
were lost at sea.

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Oh, yeah, I also see the bomb.

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Uh, it looks like
the buyer hasn't shown yet.

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It's just the Chinese
and the Brazilians.

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So here's the plan.

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I'm gonna go open some crates

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to see if they have anymore
Glengoolie Green.

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And then?

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- [Archer] <i>Well, that depends.</i>
- On what?

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[Archer]
<i>On whether I find it.</i>

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[Krieger]
<i>Wait, that's the plan?</i>

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Do nothing
and hope it works out?

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Well, what else can we do?

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Unless someone with
lots of money--

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so much that they don't
have any use for it...

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[chuckles]
Could hire us.

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Who would even do that?

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Like, do you guys have
any real skills?

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- I'm an accountant!
- I know all the science.

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I said real skills.

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I guess it's not as useful
as glue-sniffing tolerance.

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- Though I am willing to learn.
- Me too!

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[Barry] <i>So I hate to interrupt</i>

151
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<i>your planned addiction here,
but--</i>

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[gasps]
Demon fridge!

153
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Whoa, easy. It's Barry.

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Yeah, and I'm not sure
the answer to the question,

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"How do I hurt refrigerator?"
is knife.

156
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<i>I've been here for weeks.</i>

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Or you just got here,

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and you're messing
with our memories.

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Who even am I?

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<i>So where's my freaking body,
Krieger?</i>

161
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<i>You shoved me in this fridge,
and you said it was temporary.</i>

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Hey, I was almost done
with the prototype for you.

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But then I ran into
a scientific roadblock.

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[Barry] <i>Which was?</i>

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- I got bored.
- [ice machine rattles]

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Ah! My microscope eye.

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So first of all,

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everything is totally fine
and normal.

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But just in case, we need
to clean this place out

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so we can get our deposit back.

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And if we get our deposit back,
I will split it with you.

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And if you find anything cool,
you can sell it.

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One question.

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{[sly music]

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What have I done
to deserve this?

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[Barry] <i>Oh, I don't know.</i>

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<i>Pushed all your mistakes
down this elevator shaft?</i>

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So ballpark,

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how many bodies do you think
we pushed down here?

180
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Uh, I did two or three.

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Two or three bodies.
Not so bad.

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[laughing] Oh, no,
two or three ballparks.

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[Ray]
<i>So now can we get the bomb?</i>

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Not until I tell everyone

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<i>how I just found
the coolest thing.</i>

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- So do it.
- I just did.

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And now, you don't get
to know what it is.

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- [speaking Portuguese]
- [Ray] Hang on.

189
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- Something's happening.
- Shit.

190
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Buyer still hasn't shown up,
and there's no translator.

191
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Wait.
Archer, you speak Portuguese.

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- [Archer] <i>Claro.</i>
- And I speak a little Chinese.

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Great, so you go down there

194
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and explain that
you're the buyers,

195
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they give us the bomb,
and we get out of here.

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- Yes, Pam.
- It's kind of genius.

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[Archer]
<i>Hmm, seems complicated.</i>

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What if I just solved
everything myself

199
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while you guys stare at me
in quiet awe,

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proving that
I don't need anyone?

201
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And how are you
gonna do that?

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I'm going to introduce
them to my friend,

203
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Mr. Basic Acoustics.

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[guns clicking]

205
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And Mr. Basic Acoustics'
first name is...

206
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Uh...
[sighs]

207
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Ugh, forget it.

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[gunshot echoes]

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[gunfire]

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[shouts]

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[gangsters grunting]

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[dramatic music]

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Death By!
His first name is Death By.

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I nailed it.

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Death by basic acoustics, right?

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[chuckles]
Come on.

217
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Guys?

218
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[sighs]
Should have waited.

219
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All right, stay focused.

220
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I see a gap in the line.
Ready?

221
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And, now!

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[lively music playing]

223
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Why isn't every day Carnival?

224
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Um, because society
would collapse?

225
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Totally worth it.

226
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You know,
if this is our last mission,

227
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not a bad way to go out.

228
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Stop saying that.

229
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Everything's gonna be fine,

230
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so shut up and let me focus
on how great my ass looks.

231
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<i>Well, counterpoint,
maybe you suck.</i>

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- Maybe I will.
- [Barry] <i>What?</i>

233
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<i>I've lost the thread
on this argument.</i>

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You pointed out that
Cheryl wasn't helping,

235
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despite the fact that
you aren't helping either.

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<i>Hey, I gave you that water,
and just so you know,</i>

237
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<i>when I do that,
it feels like I'm peeing.</i>

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- Dude.
- Fascinating.

239
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So your physical sensations are
mapped onto the refrigerator.

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<i>Kind of, yeah.</i>

241
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<i>Is that gonna help you
put me back into my body?</i>

242
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Not yet, but in the future,

243
00:08:42,124 --> 00:08:43,928
maybe we'll all be trapped
in refrigerators,

244
00:08:43,928 --> 00:08:45,832
- so you won't feel as bad.
- [ice machine rattles]

245
00:08:45,832 --> 00:08:48,303
Gah, my non-microscope eye!

246
00:08:48,303 --> 00:08:51,009
- What the--
- [gasps] It's Milton.

247
00:08:51,009 --> 00:08:52,846
[printer whirring]

248
00:08:52,846 --> 00:08:56,018
[printer crackling, fizzing]

249
00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,825
[Barry] <i>Well, at least
that's not depressing.</i>

250
00:08:58,825 --> 00:09:01,630
Isn't there, like,
another elevator shaft

251
00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:02,866
we could push this trash down?

252
00:09:02,866 --> 00:09:04,736
Oh, I hate this job.

253
00:09:04,736 --> 00:09:06,139
I hate losing this job.

254
00:09:06,139 --> 00:09:07,943
Stupid elevator shaft!

255
00:09:07,943 --> 00:09:10,347
Good God, you guys
complain so much.

256
00:09:10,347 --> 00:09:12,218
Just look around
for some garbage to sell

257
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,792
so you can buy that rent thing
you're always whining about.

258
00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:18,029
Do you not know what rent is?

259
00:09:18,029 --> 00:09:21,837
I want to say
a kind of poor people food,

260
00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:24,041
like kibble?

261
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,912
[lively music playing]

262
00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,214
[Archer] Mmm.

263
00:09:27,214 --> 00:09:28,918
This is--and I don't
say this lightly--

264
00:09:28,918 --> 00:09:30,420
concentrated liquid orgasm.

265
00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,893
Ugh, gross.

266
00:09:32,893 --> 00:09:35,430
[sighs]
But you're absolutely right.

267
00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:38,837
[fireworks popping]

268
00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:42,311
So what are y'all gonna do
when this is over?

269
00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:44,115
- Oh, come on!
- Stop.

270
00:09:44,115 --> 00:09:45,852
- [phone trills]
<i>- We've got intelligence that</i>

271
00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,089
<i>the Chinese are staking out
all major helipads.</i>

272
00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,860
<i>You're going to have to
turn off the parade route.</i>

273
00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,029
- [Zara] Oh, no!
- [Archer] Aww, come on!

274
00:09:51,029 --> 00:09:52,832
- [Ray] Boo!
- [Lana] <i>Yeah, real sorry</i>

275
00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:54,302
<i>you gotta do a mission
during the mission.</i>

276
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,072
Well, at least
you apologized.

277
00:09:56,072 --> 00:09:58,009
<i>I found you a clearing
you can use up in the hills.</i>

278
00:09:58,009 --> 00:09:59,947
<i>- I'll send coordinates.</i>
- So hear me out.

279
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,684
What if we just stayed
on the parade route

280
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,119
and sold the bomb
to the Chinese?

281
00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,756
[Lana] <i>I don't know.
They'd probably kill you</i>

282
00:10:04,756 --> 00:10:06,794
<i>and maybe start World War III.</i>

283
00:10:06,794 --> 00:10:08,230
What are we thinking?
Worth a shot?

284
00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:09,733
<i>[Lana groans]</i>

285
00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,904
- [button beeps]
- Idiots!

286
00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,473
Aw, how can I complain
about idiots

287
00:10:13,473 --> 00:10:15,845
without any idiots
to complain to?

288
00:10:15,845 --> 00:10:17,348
But what does it mean?

289
00:10:17,348 --> 00:10:18,918
What does what mean?

290
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,489
Oh, uh, just our newfound
closeness as a team.

291
00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:23,093
We also found some keys.

292
00:10:23,093 --> 00:10:24,763
- Really, Cheryl?
- What?

293
00:10:24,763 --> 00:10:27,101
You know I'm not good with
nonverbal communication.

294
00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:28,804
[Barry] <i>Just incidentally,</i>

295
00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:30,407
<i>what kind of communication
are you good with?</i>

296
00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:32,278
- What?
- [Barry] <i>OK.</i>

297
00:10:32,278 --> 00:10:33,312
So?

298
00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:37,956
Anyone recognize these?

299
00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:39,158
New task.

300
00:10:39,158 --> 00:10:40,427
Figure out
what these keys go to.

301
00:10:40,427 --> 00:10:41,931
Search everywhere.

302
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:43,366
Maybe it's something
we can sell.

303
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:44,970
- [Barry clears throat]
- Did you just clear a throat

304
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:46,172
you do not have?

305
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,341
[Barry] <i>Uh, I want to help.</i>

306
00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:48,376
Uh, I hate
to break this to you,

307
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:50,982
but you are a refrigerator.

308
00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:53,286
<i>I am aware!</i>

309
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:56,292
<i>And I've been shoved in
that break room for months,</i>

310
00:10:56,292 --> 00:10:58,163
<i>trying to start conversations
with people</i>

311
00:10:58,163 --> 00:11:01,269
<i>who are shoving things into
what feels like my rib cage</i>

312
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,973
<i>and basically ignoring me.</i>

313
00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:05,243
<i>I saved all of your lives
from Other Barry,</i>

314
00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:08,884
<i>so will you please just
give me a goddamn hand?</i>

315
00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:11,456
Sorry, have we established
where this weird fridge

316
00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:13,460
came from
and why it talks like this?

317
00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:14,529
- [Barry] <i>Yes!</i>
- Several times.

318
00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:15,497
- Repeatedly.
- But you're, like,

319
00:11:15,497 --> 00:11:17,334
kind of a pain to haul around.

320
00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:19,338
And we only brought you down
here because you begged us.

321
00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:20,975
<i>We solved this last time.</i>

322
00:11:20,975 --> 00:11:22,545
<i>Just take my circuits out.</i>

323
00:11:22,545 --> 00:11:24,181
- Oh, right.
- Duh.

324
00:11:24,181 --> 00:11:26,352
<i>Just put me on something
light with wheels.</i>

325
00:11:27,889 --> 00:11:30,293
<i>Yeah, not what I had in mind.</i>

326
00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:32,264
- [lively music playing]
- [car horn honking]

327
00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:33,968
[Zara] And what did
you have in mind?

328
00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,103
- Not this.
- [car thunks]

329
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,807
[grunts]
Pam, what's going on?

330
00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:38,009
[Pam] It's not me.

331
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,312
Jesus Christ,
what's the problem?

332
00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:41,550
Uh, Jesus Christ?

333
00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,420
[Archer] Oh, right.

334
00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,290
Uh, not to be
sacrilegious here,

335
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,329
but did anyone bring
a chainsaw?

336
00:11:49,064 --> 00:11:51,035
Is it me,
or did the gun library

337
00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:52,271
used to have more guns?

338
00:11:52,271 --> 00:11:54,810
- It's called an armory.
- Ugh, fine.

339
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:58,083
Didn't the gun library
used to have more armory?

340
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,986
Ooh, look, Cheryl, a clipboard.

341
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,522
It goes snap, snap.

342
00:12:01,522 --> 00:12:03,293
I know what you're doing.
I'm--

343
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,397
[laughs]
Not--oh!

344
00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:06,834
An idiot.

345
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,136
[laughing]
Who can't--

346
00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:10,040
[giggling]

347
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,344
So you've been
selling the guns, huh?

348
00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,916
Jeezy Petes, are we really
in that bad of shape?

349
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:17,221
Even if the UN doesn't ban us,
we might still go under?

350
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,423
You're the accountant.

351
00:12:18,423 --> 00:12:19,893
And I'm starting to suspect

352
00:12:19,893 --> 00:12:21,930
the numbers you're giving me
aren't real.

353
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,266
Oh, really?
You don't think that the bribes

354
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:24,970
and the hush money
and the payoffs

355
00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:27,441
from third world oligarchs
was recorded accurately?

356
00:12:27,441 --> 00:12:29,445
Well, I--

357
00:12:29,445 --> 00:12:31,950
oh, uh, yes?

358
00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:33,954
If you knew the amount
of lying and cheating

359
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,125
and moral compromise
being the boss requires,

360
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,196
you would all never stop
giving me cunnilingus.

361
00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:40,935
Well, if the offer
is on the table--

362
00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:42,071
Oh, no.
I dated you, remember?

363
00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,874
And even that big ass
hog of yours

364
00:12:43,874 --> 00:12:46,145
didn't make up for your mouth
in more ways than one.

365
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:48,249
You would apologize
to the bullet that killed you.

366
00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:50,187
Well, I'm sorry
for being polite.

367
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,957
Oh, you just did it again!

368
00:12:51,957 --> 00:12:53,928
Jesus Christ!

369
00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:56,299
- Hit the gas, Pam.
- [branches snapping]

370
00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:58,236
You know, if we use
the principle of leverage--

371
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,073
Then we'll be here
all damn day.

372
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:01,142
Floor it, Pam!

373
00:13:01,142 --> 00:13:02,845
- [engine revving]
- [grunts]

374
00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,954
- [cries out]
- [glass shatters]

375
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,922
Ow.

376
00:13:10,426 --> 00:13:11,930
Told you it would work.

377
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:13,901
[Lana] <i>Oh, I told myself
it would work.</i>

378
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,303
And then I clawed and I scraped

379
00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:16,974
while you all
whined and complained,

380
00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:19,345
until when I finally closed
my tired eyes to sleep,

381
00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:22,451
all I could see were
your sour, crumpled faces.

382
00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:26,192
Uh, for the record, I wasn't
really around for any of that.

383
00:13:26,192 --> 00:13:28,163
Shut your goddamn
nonexistent mouth!

384
00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:30,434
I would say that we should
have sold you for parts,

385
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,970
but you know what?
I'm glad we saved you

386
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,941
because you finally
achieved your proper form,

387
00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:37,481
because now, you both literally
and figuratively suck!

388
00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:39,285
- Lana.
- What?

389
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,590
There's writing
on Mr. Snappy that looks

390
00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:44,696
a lot like
the writing on the keys.

391
00:13:44,696 --> 00:13:47,301
Great, now we just need
to find Tom Sawyer.

392
00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:49,338
Anyone got the number
to Mark Twain's cemetery?

393
00:13:49,338 --> 00:13:51,242
Tom Sawyer? That's funny.

394
00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:53,212
It's also the name
of a Rush song.

395
00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:55,685
Oh, you don't know that one?

396
00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:57,054
It's the best.

397
00:13:57,054 --> 00:14:00,962
It goes--um, uh--

398
00:14:00,962 --> 00:14:05,103
I don't know how it goes.

399
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,709
[gasps]
I don't know how it goes.

400
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,413
Oh, my God,
I don't know how it goes!

401
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:13,385
[helicopter blades whirring]

402
00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:16,359
- This is really it, huh?
- Yep.

403
00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:19,131
- Then it's back to Carnival.
- Oh, seriously?

404
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:21,035
Everything will be fine.
It always is for me.

405
00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:22,404
I don't need anyone.

406
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,008
This really how
you want to go out?

407
00:14:24,008 --> 00:14:25,277
- Uh-huh.
- But it's us.

408
00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:27,113
There's nothing to discuss.

409
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,061
How could I forget that?

410
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,363
Something's wrong.

411
00:14:35,363 --> 00:14:37,635
Hey, it's OK. It's OK.

412
00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:40,473
Unrelated, has anything weird
been happening?

413
00:14:40,473 --> 00:14:43,246
Like, more weird than
everything else about you.

414
00:14:43,246 --> 00:14:44,616
You know,
now that you mention it,

415
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,187
these weird scars keep
showing up on my skull.

416
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,591
- [all gasp]
- Huh.

417
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,761
[Barry]
<i>So we're just gonna--</i>

418
00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:53,667
Search his lab immediately?
Yes.

419
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,607
Hello!

420
00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:59,478
You absolute turds.

421
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,025
[Archer]
Slater?

422
00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:07,762
I thought it was appropriate
that your last mission

423
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,300
before vanishing into
the dustbin of history

424
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,739
would be polishing
my glorious balls.

425
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:15,210
Dude, I don't want to
be picturing your balls.

426
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,445
I won't be able
to sleep tonight.

427
00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:18,617
Seriously?
You're still in the CIA

428
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,790
after your catastrophic
fuck up in Manatina?

429
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,328
Ha! Catastrophic? For the CIA?

430
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:26,299
They gave me
a commendation for that.

431
00:15:26,299 --> 00:15:29,171
So we don't like this guy.
Is that our vibe here?

432
00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:31,442
Keep it down, Glarey Poppins.
Act like your government.

433
00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:33,213
Stand behind the Americans
and nod

434
00:15:33,213 --> 00:15:35,450
while your influence
steadily wanes.

435
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,187
Look, I'm gonna need
some kind of confirmation

436
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,593
that this is official
CIA business.

437
00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,730
Oh, sure.
Just, uh, hang on for a sec.

438
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:44,536
[imitates phone beeping]
Hello, CIA?

439
00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:47,374
That Chinese weapon you're
stealing, are you stealing it?

440
00:15:47,374 --> 00:15:49,511
- Thanks.
- You don't do the phone bit.

441
00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:51,082
I do the phone bits.

442
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,351
You know what?
That's a great point.

443
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,221
And yet another example

444
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,227
of me doing everything you do,
but better.

445
00:15:57,227 --> 00:16:00,200
And, hey, Pam, my balls.

446
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,070
[Pam] Goddamn it!

447
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,406
I just stopped
thinking about them.

448
00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:05,410
This feels very wrong.

449
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:07,080
Glarey Poppins?

450
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,483
I'll give him
a spoonful of shit.

451
00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:10,120
- I will, I will.
- [line beeps]

452
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,224
- [phone ringing]
- [Archer] <i>Problem, Lana.</i>

453
00:16:12,224 --> 00:16:13,627
We're kind of busy here, OK?
So--

454
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,631
Slater came to
pick up the bomb.

455
00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:17,501
- What? That bitch?
- [Archer] <i>Right?</i>

456
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,138
<i>Can you confirm
he's in the CIA?</i>

457
00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:21,175
Well, my only contact
was whoever hired us.

458
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:22,679
And if they were
pretending, I--

459
00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:25,651
Well, guess I'll just solve it
myself then, like always.

460
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,521
All right, guys,
we have no way of knowing

461
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:29,124
if he's on the level or not,

462
00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:31,195
so my thought is we just
stop worrying about it

463
00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,431
and go look at some popo zau.

464
00:16:32,431 --> 00:16:33,834
Oh, my God, yes.

465
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,172
Yes, I know I can't get
my job back at Interpol,

466
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,675
but I need to know
if someone named Slater

467
00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:40,180
is still affiliated
with the CIA.

468
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,117
I guess it's a mononym?

469
00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,554
- Right. Thanks.
- [line beeps]

470
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:44,856
Yeah, that sounded, uh--

471
00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:47,562
- Like we just got fucked?
- Royally.

472
00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:50,200
Slater was officially disavowed
by the CIA last month.

473
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,572
But they didn't share that with
independent spy organizations

474
00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:54,676
because we're all
about to not exist.

475
00:16:54,676 --> 00:16:56,145
I really wish you hadn't
told me that

476
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,216
because now,
I have to destroy Slater.

477
00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:00,286
No way I'm going out like that
on my last mission.

478
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,556
A-ha!

479
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,226
So you admit
it's your last mission.

480
00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:05,731
Hey, no gloating during
rage-induced breakthroughs.

481
00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:07,267
What are you looking for now?

482
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,138
[knocking]

483
00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:11,442
- [hollow thudding]
- [door clanks]

484
00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,681
Remember when I told you
I found something cool

485
00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:14,782
at the warehouse?

486
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:18,556
I have no memory
of this door.

487
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,466
[door creaking]

488
00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:28,543
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

489
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:31,482
[jetpack whooshes]

490
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,453
You have no idea
how to use that thing.

491
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,891
I have no idea how to do
most of the stuff I do.

492
00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:37,394
[Pam] Are you sure
you can catch up?

493
00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:38,463
Just give it a second.

494
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:39,632
Think about Slater.

495
00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:41,469
It's not enough for him to win.

496
00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:44,876
[dramatic music]

497
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:46,713
I gotta tell him.

498
00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:49,317
Hey, dummy,
bring me back around.

499
00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:54,461
This is nuts.

500
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:56,465
- [mic screeches]
- [Slater] Just so you know,

501
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,503
I'm not CIA anymore.

502
00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:01,208
Jetpa--ahh!

503
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,745
Speaking of nuts.

504
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:04,381
God, watch the propeller!

505
00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:06,553
Watch the human
sashimi maker?

506
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,721
Got it!

507
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,328
[both grunting]

508
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,336
[yelling]

509
00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:17,908
Ah!

510
00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:22,885
[strained] A little help?

511
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,622
How?
I can't see what's happening.

512
00:18:24,622 --> 00:18:26,827
Uh, Ray, get the
reflection out of my eye.

513
00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,764
I can't see.
Wait a second.

514
00:18:28,764 --> 00:18:30,901
Pam, your mirrors!

515
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,338
[grunts]

516
00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:36,245
[growls]

517
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,246
- [flesh squelching]
- [groans]

518
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:39,919
[alarm beeping]

519
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:40,955
[grunts]

520
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,791
[cackles]

521
00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:46,766
[shouts]

522
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,882
[Archer screaming]

523
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:58,623
Ugh. Oh!

524
00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:02,230
[camera shutter clicking]

525
00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:08,977
Oh, my God, he did it.

526
00:19:08,977 --> 00:19:11,248
Yeah, but, uh--

527
00:19:14,789 --> 00:19:15,891
[passerby exclaims]

528
00:19:15,891 --> 00:19:17,561
[person] <i>Cuidado, cuidado!</i>

529
00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:22,738
Jesus.

530
00:19:22,738 --> 00:19:24,007
Well, it's not like
it's the worst thing

531
00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:25,276
that ever happened to him.

532
00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:26,278
[groans]

533
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,451
[laughs] I win again!

534
00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:30,988
You should have let it go.

535
00:19:30,988 --> 00:19:33,694
Let it go and miss this?

536
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,766
Me, Sterling Archer,
beating you yet again?

537
00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:38,604
I'm so glad I didn't let it go.

538
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:41,977
This is the best moment
of my life!

539
00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:43,714
Why would I let it go?

540
00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:45,450
Why?
[chuckles]

541
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,487
You're about to find out why.

542
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,460
[dramatic music]

543
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,063
♪ ♪

544
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:54,935
[electricity crackling]

545
00:19:58,810 --> 00:19:59,913
Katya?

546
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,716
Sterling, my darling.

547
00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:04,054
I ache to see you.

548
00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:05,891
Well, I'm aching too, Katya.

549
00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:07,662
And I--I have to ask
before we do

550
00:20:07,662 --> 00:20:09,464
what I think we're about to do.

551
00:20:09,464 --> 00:20:10,534
Does it still vibrate?

552
00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:12,404
That is not the ache I mean.

553
00:20:12,404 --> 00:20:14,876
I ache because I must do this.

554
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:16,913
- [gunshot]
- [cries out]

555
00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:19,384
[grunts]

556
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,591
And, yes, it still vibrates.

557
00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:30,608
[person off screen]
Sterling Archer.

558
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:31,643
Code name: Duchess--

559
00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:33,346
No one calls me that.

560
00:20:33,346 --> 00:20:36,753
Known from Berlin
to Bangkok as the man

561
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:39,893
who used to be the world's
most dangerous spy.

562
00:20:39,893 --> 00:20:40,928
Used to be?

563
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,364
Take off these chains,

564
00:20:42,364 --> 00:20:43,600
and that potato
on top of your neck

565
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,503
is gonna used to be a face.

566
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:47,474
Whoa, buddy.
No need for that stuff.

567
00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:48,677
We all got job to do.

568
00:20:48,677 --> 00:20:50,346
And you're terrible at yours.

569
00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:52,050
These nipple clamps
are super pinch-y.

570
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,654
Very unprofessional.

571
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:56,626
Is that really
your big problem right now?

572
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,496
Yes, because I care
about the craft.

573
00:20:58,496 --> 00:21:00,033
Yeah, the goth teen witch movie.

574
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:01,736
No.

575
00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:04,642
OK, so anything to say
before I give you zip-zap?

576
00:21:04,642 --> 00:21:05,911
What, with that
golf cart battery?

577
00:21:05,911 --> 00:21:07,013
Go-kart.

578
00:21:07,013 --> 00:21:08,049
And that's not for you.

579
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,319
My go-kart need repair.

580
00:21:11,589 --> 00:21:13,660
That's a big battery.

581
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,766
Ah, fun fact: they use this
to jump-start trains.

582
00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:18,670
That's the least fun fact
I've ever heard.

583
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,406
I don't know if I've said it,
but, uh,

584
00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:21,576
it really is good
to see you again.

585
00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:22,912
Look, I get it.

586
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:24,081
It's super fun to trot
out the battery

587
00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:26,553
that supposedly
jump-starts trains.

588
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,089
And airplanes.

589
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:29,826
But we all know that if you
attach that to a human,

590
00:21:29,826 --> 00:21:31,596
he would instantly die,
rendering it useless

591
00:21:31,596 --> 00:21:33,667
as an interrogation tool,
ergo you're bluff--

592
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,940
- [electricity crackling]
- [gibbering]

593
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,543
I'm sorry.
I interrupted you.

594
00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:39,913
- [groans]
- Problem?

595
00:21:39,913 --> 00:21:42,517
Yeah, I just didn't think
burning nipples

596
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:43,820
would smell like that.

597
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,791
Well, maybe the smell
changes as we go.

598
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,561
- What?
- Hit him again.

599
00:21:47,561 --> 00:21:50,399
- [electricity crackling]
- [gibbering]

600
00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:54,842
[door squeaks open]

601
00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:56,680
- [grunts]
- [door slams]

602
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,984
So maybe I'm unclear on
the order of operations here,

603
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,988
but did you have any questions?

604
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,459
I just wanted you to know
that I'm serious.

605
00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:04,862
You know, Slater,
a sternly worded letter

606
00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:05,965
could do wonders.

607
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:07,602
Rest up, Archer.

608
00:22:07,602 --> 00:22:09,438
I'd hate for you to die
when I do that again.

609
00:22:09,438 --> 00:22:10,841
[groans] I'd hate
both parts of that.

610
00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:12,143
Love to hear it.

611
00:22:12,143 --> 00:22:14,816
[grunts]
Get up, you wimp.

612
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,118
[grunts, exhales heavily]

613
00:22:16,118 --> 00:22:17,989
OK.
Take inventory of the room.

614
00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:19,993
Find the tools. Improvise.

615
00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:21,495
I think one
of those clamps melted

616
00:22:21,495 --> 00:22:22,765
and fused into my nipple.

617
00:22:22,765 --> 00:22:24,468
But don't worry about that.

618
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,638
And don't worry
about talking to yourself.

619
00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:27,575
That's not a symptom
of a brain injury,

620
00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:29,779
though you might not
remember if it is.

621
00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:33,452
Sterling, my darling,
what did they do to you?

622
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,624
I quiver with sympathy.

623
00:22:35,624 --> 00:22:38,195
Do--don't say "quiver"
in that sexy voice.

624
00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:40,601
If my nipples get hard, uh,
I might die.

625
00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:42,738
I am so sorry.

626
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,876
It is just that seeing you
like this...

627
00:22:44,876 --> 00:22:47,480
[sobs]
I did not know I could cry.

628
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,585
My cheeks are wet.

629
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:52,123
I'm gonna pass out now.

630
00:22:52,123 --> 00:22:54,161
[thuds]

631
00:22:54,161 --> 00:22:56,198
So... what are we doing?

632
00:22:56,198 --> 00:22:58,169
Wait, wasn't there
some kind of UN thingy?

633
00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,772
How's that going?

634
00:22:59,772 --> 00:23:02,878
<i>This is the best moment
of my life.</i>

635
00:23:02,878 --> 00:23:05,483
[people murmuring angrily]

636
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:09,057
I said, how's that going?

637
00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:10,694
Wait, am I invisible?

638
00:23:10,694 --> 00:23:12,197
What's the sound version
of that?

639
00:23:12,197 --> 00:23:14,134
In... visible.

640
00:23:14,134 --> 00:23:16,171
No, I just said that.

641
00:23:16,171 --> 00:23:18,610
Look, I am working
my network.

642
00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,046
[gasps]
I <i>am</i> invisible.

643
00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:21,649
If only.

644
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,185
The UN vote on banning
private spy agencies

645
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:25,758
is in two days, but that's
more than enough time to--

646
00:23:25,758 --> 00:23:27,494
Not what we're talking about.

647
00:23:27,494 --> 00:23:28,830
And it's going to be fine.

648
00:23:28,830 --> 00:23:30,033
We've just got to find Archer.

649
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,936
Look, I've got feelers out.

650
00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:34,675
Just like those
brine shrimp cats I made.

651
00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:36,178
Or didn't.

652
00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:37,581
Krieger, did you figure out
what that weird thing

653
00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:38,683
we found was?

654
00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:41,088
[humming]

655
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,192
No, but I have determined
that it's creepy

656
00:23:43,192 --> 00:23:44,862
and possibly gross.

657
00:23:44,862 --> 00:23:46,933
So we've got,
like, zero chance

658
00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:49,204
of finding Archer here, right,
or the bomb?

659
00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:50,708
- Yeah, probably.
- Yeah, that sounds right.

660
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,077
Did I hear the word "bomb"?

661
00:23:52,077 --> 00:23:54,782
Hey! No!
Just no!

662
00:23:54,782 --> 00:23:56,720
- Yeah, but why no?
- Or how no?

663
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,922
I don't know.

664
00:23:57,922 --> 00:23:59,091
But we are not gonna sit here

665
00:23:59,091 --> 00:24:00,994
and stew in our failure juice.

666
00:24:00,994 --> 00:24:02,832
There's a loose bunker buster
out there.

667
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,569
Do we know who has it?
No.

668
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:06,973
Do we know where Archer is
or even if he's alive? No.

669
00:24:06,973 --> 00:24:08,710
Are we getting
some pretty awkward inquiries

670
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:10,848
about our activities in Brazil?
Yes.

671
00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,618
See how she just slid
the bad news in there?

672
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,589
Like a greased toboggan.

673
00:24:14,589 --> 00:24:16,593
The rest of our lives
may be doomed and empty,

674
00:24:16,593 --> 00:24:18,697
but, by God, we are going
to live the fuck

675
00:24:18,697 --> 00:24:21,235
out of these last few days
of doing what we are best at,

676
00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:23,740
what we were put
on this Earth to do.

677
00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:25,577
Krieger, figure out that orb.

678
00:24:25,577 --> 00:24:26,980
Barry, help him.

679
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:29,719
You are made of computer
or whatever.

680
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,088
The rest of you,
get me some plausible

681
00:24:31,088 --> 00:24:32,725
bunker buster targets.

682
00:24:32,725 --> 00:24:34,595
Someone wants to use it
for some evil shit,

683
00:24:34,595 --> 00:24:35,998
and we are gonna
stop that evil shit

684
00:24:35,998 --> 00:24:38,836
because that is what we do!

685
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:42,611
Sploosh.

686
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,014
- [door squeaks open]
- I'm sorry.

687
00:24:44,014 --> 00:24:45,884
Slater said
he wouldn't torture you.

688
00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:47,588
Well, I appreciate that.

689
00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:49,024
It was incredibly painful,

690
00:24:49,024 --> 00:24:51,261
especially
after someone shot me!

691
00:24:51,261 --> 00:24:53,165
Oh, Sterling,
you're delirious.

692
00:24:53,165 --> 00:24:55,069
That was me.

693
00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:58,275
[chuckles] You guys have a
4:00 p.m. dinner special here?

694
00:24:58,275 --> 00:24:59,612
What is this place?

695
00:24:59,612 --> 00:25:01,281
Other than a KGB black site.

696
00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:03,753
Abandoned KGB black site.

697
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,289
We've gathered allies
from every

698
00:25:05,289 --> 00:25:07,160
secret intelligence service
in the world.

699
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,597
Retired, mostly.

700
00:25:08,597 --> 00:25:10,901
So, yes, they are seasoned.

701
00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:14,609
We call ourselves... Silverwolf.

702
00:25:14,609 --> 00:25:16,311
Big evil supervillain plan.
Got it.

703
00:25:16,311 --> 00:25:18,884
So what are you gonna do,
blow up Pluto?

704
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,052
Poison all the money
in the world?

705
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,756
Some kind of giant
mystery thing

706
00:25:21,756 --> 00:25:23,325
that turns out to be
an anticlimactic

707
00:25:23,325 --> 00:25:24,662
real estate scam?

708
00:25:24,662 --> 00:25:27,768
[laughs]
Oh, no.

709
00:25:27,768 --> 00:25:29,672
We're not here
to destroy the world.

710
00:25:29,672 --> 00:25:31,175
We're here to save it.

711
00:25:31,175 --> 00:25:35,249
And you, my Sterling,
are going to help us.

712
00:25:36,051 --> 00:25:38,657
[Barry] <i>And how exactly
does this help?</i>

713
00:25:38,657 --> 00:25:41,027
Well, first, I'm gonna
get you hooked up here.

714
00:25:42,965 --> 00:25:45,904
<i>Oh, this isn't
an improvement.</i>

715
00:25:45,904 --> 00:25:48,342
Huh, must be some residual
programming in there.

716
00:25:48,342 --> 00:25:51,315
<i>Yeah, there's definitely some
residue in here, I would say.</i>

717
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:53,352
So I created a buffer
between you and the device

718
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,691
so you can observe
the sphere's programming

719
00:25:55,691 --> 00:25:58,697
without contamination,
which will manifest

720
00:25:58,697 --> 00:26:01,034
as these kickass
cyberpunk goggles.

721
00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:02,905
You'll be goggled in
with the wireheads

722
00:26:02,905 --> 00:26:04,174
for sure, choomba.

723
00:26:04,174 --> 00:26:05,811
<i>And these will protect me?</i>

724
00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:07,046
- I don't know.
<i>- What does that mean?</i>

725
00:26:07,046 --> 00:26:08,182
What do you want from me?

726
00:26:08,182 --> 00:26:10,052
Science isn't an exact science.

727
00:26:10,052 --> 00:26:11,255
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

728
00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:12,958
There is no God here.

729
00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,729
Anyhoo...

730
00:26:14,729 --> 00:26:15,797
[goggles whirring]

731
00:26:15,797 --> 00:26:17,299
<i>Ohhhhhh.</i>

732
00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,743
You're trying to bring back
the Cold War?

733
00:26:21,743 --> 00:26:23,847
[Katya chuckles]
No, of course not.

734
00:26:23,847 --> 00:26:25,116
But... yes.

735
00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:26,753
Yeah, I get it.

736
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,122
I mean, who doesn't love
the constant looming threat

737
00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:29,859
of nuclear annihilation?

738
00:26:29,859 --> 00:26:31,763
Look at the world
that we live in.

739
00:26:31,763 --> 00:26:34,201
All these piddling
minor conflicts.

740
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:37,106
All this peace
and money and... phones.

741
00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:38,843
So things were better
when they were worse?

742
00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:40,079
Exactly.

743
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:42,417
This is becoming
a world without purpose,

744
00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:46,993
without meaning,
and without Sterling Archer.

745
00:26:46,993 --> 00:26:49,030
The U.S. government
will be voting yes

746
00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:51,769
on the proposal
to ban private spy agencies.

747
00:26:51,769 --> 00:26:53,840
We urge the world to join us.

748
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,881
And in the words of my people,
how 'bout them Cowboys?

749
00:26:57,881 --> 00:27:00,453
Uh, there probably
won't even be more war.

750
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,058
It'll be a staring contest.

751
00:27:03,058 --> 00:27:05,898
But the conflict
will energize us

752
00:27:05,898 --> 00:27:07,868
and make us strong
and give us meaning.

753
00:27:07,868 --> 00:27:10,741
In a frictionless universe,
nothing happens.

754
00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:13,747
And you, uh--who even
are you in that world?

755
00:27:13,747 --> 00:27:15,049
That's ridiculous.

756
00:27:15,049 --> 00:27:18,857
I, uh... do not have
a counterargument.

757
00:27:18,857 --> 00:27:20,326
But what does that
have to do with torturing me?

758
00:27:20,326 --> 00:27:22,430
Slater and I,
we have, uh, mm,

759
00:27:22,430 --> 00:27:25,002
differences of opinion
sometimes. [chuckles]

760
00:27:25,002 --> 00:27:27,875
Sterling, it might not be now,
but sometime soon,

761
00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:29,779
you're going to have
to make a decision.

762
00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:33,485
One world includes you,
and the other does not.

763
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,325
And... I have missed you.

764
00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:38,329
- You have?
- [Slater] Katya, what the hell?

765
00:27:38,329 --> 00:27:39,297
We talked about this.

766
00:27:39,297 --> 00:27:40,801
Yes, we did.

767
00:27:40,801 --> 00:27:42,905
Can I speak to you outside?

768
00:27:42,905 --> 00:27:44,274
Did she give you the pitch?

769
00:27:44,274 --> 00:27:46,144
She's right.
You should join us.

770
00:27:46,144 --> 00:27:47,781
- [grunts]
- [groans]

771
00:27:47,781 --> 00:27:50,086
But unfortunately,
we don't let dead men join,

772
00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:54,194
so that may hinder
your onboarding process.

773
00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:55,363
[door slams]

774
00:27:55,363 --> 00:27:59,304
This is about
to be unpleasant.

775
00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,475
[strained grunting]

776
00:28:01,475 --> 00:28:03,212
[suppressed scream]

777
00:28:03,212 --> 00:28:04,849
[breathing heavily]

778
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,218
All right, where am I?

779
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,921
Where am I?

780
00:28:07,921 --> 00:28:09,257
Phone, phone,
where's the phone?

781
00:28:09,257 --> 00:28:10,861
[sighs]

782
00:28:10,861 --> 00:28:12,764
Use the tool
you have, I guess.

783
00:28:16,504 --> 00:28:18,843
Why is everybody
looking at me?

784
00:28:18,843 --> 00:28:20,346
You're presenting
the candidates

785
00:28:20,346 --> 00:28:22,116
for a bunker buster target?

786
00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:24,354
Because you're our
demolitions expert.

787
00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,957
Oh, cool.

788
00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:26,959
Is she getting worse?

789
00:28:26,959 --> 00:28:28,329
I mean, could she?

790
00:28:28,329 --> 00:28:30,499
So it's a helix-type
shaped charge

791
00:28:30,499 --> 00:28:32,270
capable of penetrating
30 to 40 feet

792
00:28:32,270 --> 00:28:33,505
of reinforced concrete

793
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:35,544
with enhanced
shockwave propagation

794
00:28:35,544 --> 00:28:37,080
through the next hundred.

795
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,248
What kind of facility
would need

796
00:28:38,248 --> 00:28:39,985
40 feet of protection?

797
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,388
We're looking
at nuclear missile sites,

798
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,525
deep mine facilities, NORAD.

799
00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,396
[Ray] The problem is,
there's too many of 'em.

800
00:28:45,396 --> 00:28:46,966
So, what, dead end?

801
00:28:46,966 --> 00:28:49,004
Unless we get some kind
of message from God.

802
00:28:49,004 --> 00:28:52,243
[fax machine whirring]

803
00:28:52,243 --> 00:28:54,214
[upbeat jazz music]

804
00:28:54,214 --> 00:28:57,888
[Archer roars, grunts]

805
00:28:57,888 --> 00:28:59,090
[fire extinguisher clangs]

806
00:28:59,090 --> 00:29:02,496
- [alarm blaring]
- [wind howling]

807
00:29:03,065 --> 00:29:06,171
"Ha! Ha! I'm alive, you dorks!"

808
00:29:06,171 --> 00:29:07,875
[fax machine whirring]

809
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:11,181
<i>"No thanks to you,
as I said, dorks.</i>

810
00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:14,387
<i>I'm going to do this
by myself."</i>

811
00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:16,291
Seriously, you're not even
gonna tell us where you are?

812
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:18,028
Whoo!

813
00:29:18,028 --> 00:29:20,399
[engine revving]

814
00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:23,005
- Whoa!
- [gunshots]

815
00:29:23,005 --> 00:29:24,407
♪ ♪

816
00:29:24,407 --> 00:29:25,409
[Archer grunts]

817
00:29:25,409 --> 00:29:26,879
[engine revs]

818
00:29:26,879 --> 00:29:28,382
- [dull thud]
- [rider grunts]

819
00:29:28,382 --> 00:29:30,419
[Archer] Whoo-hoo!

820
00:29:30,419 --> 00:29:32,190
[Lana] <i>"Just kidding.
I'm in Sochi.</i>

821
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:33,192
<i>Meet you here."</i>

822
00:29:33,192 --> 00:29:34,929
[fax machine whirring]

823
00:29:34,929 --> 00:29:36,431
[sighs]

824
00:29:36,431 --> 00:29:37,433
"Dorks."

825
00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:38,937
[gunfire]

826
00:29:38,937 --> 00:29:41,475
Whoo-hoo!

827
00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:43,445
I am eternal!

828
00:29:43,445 --> 00:29:44,413
Whoo!

829
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:49,424
[plane flying]

830
00:29:49,424 --> 00:29:51,027
[thunder booming]

831
00:29:51,027 --> 00:29:52,397
[dramatic music]

832
00:29:52,397 --> 00:29:53,566
So do we know
when the stewardess

833
00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:55,169
is coming by or whenever?

834
00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:56,371
There is no stewardess.

835
00:29:56,371 --> 00:29:59,144
Fine. Flight attendant.

836
00:29:59,144 --> 00:30:00,112
We can't fly commercial
because we're not supposed

837
00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:01,983
to be leaving the country.

838
00:30:01,983 --> 00:30:03,252
Well, if we pull this off,

839
00:30:03,252 --> 00:30:04,889
maybe they'll let us
continue to exist.

840
00:30:04,889 --> 00:30:07,293
Save the world
to save ourselves.

841
00:30:07,293 --> 00:30:08,462
[door clicks open]

842
00:30:08,462 --> 00:30:09,431
Hey, you all comfortable
back here?

843
00:30:09,431 --> 00:30:10,934
[all] Nope.

844
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,203
Great, great, great.
Didn't care anyway.

845
00:30:12,203 --> 00:30:13,338
And it's about to get worse.

846
00:30:13,338 --> 00:30:15,009
We'll be coming up over land,

847
00:30:15,009 --> 00:30:17,079
so I'll have to hug the ground
to stay under radar.

848
00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:19,284
Need anything else to hug
while you're at it?

849
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,687
Negative.

850
00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:22,223
- All right.
- So <i>that's</i> her type.

851
00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:24,093
[pilot] But before I do that,
I need to know,

852
00:30:24,093 --> 00:30:25,931
what's that doohickey?

853
00:30:25,931 --> 00:30:28,068
Because if I'm carrying
some kind of chemical agent

854
00:30:28,068 --> 00:30:30,306
or radioactive whatever
over several countries

855
00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:32,544
in violation
of international law,

856
00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:34,615
I'd kind of like
to know about it.

857
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,953
It might be nothing,
or it might be the thing

858
00:30:36,953 --> 00:30:39,224
that will save us all.

859
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:41,461
Or it might be
of medium importance.

860
00:30:41,461 --> 00:30:43,365
I'm just gonna stand here
and blink at you

861
00:30:43,365 --> 00:30:45,236
and wait for you
to get less stupid.

862
00:30:45,236 --> 00:30:48,175
This is the Barry Matrix.

863
00:30:48,175 --> 00:30:49,444
Uh-huh.

864
00:30:49,444 --> 00:30:51,114
It contains
the root consciousness

865
00:30:51,114 --> 00:30:53,085
of the being known as Barry.

866
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,521
OK, I'll bite.

867
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:56,391
Who's Barry?

868
00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:58,262
<i>- That's me.</i>
- Hi.

869
00:30:58,262 --> 00:31:00,499
Well, I don't want to know
any more about this,

870
00:31:00,499 --> 00:31:01,636
so I'm gonna go back
to the cockpit.

871
00:31:01,636 --> 00:31:03,338
One question.

872
00:31:03,338 --> 00:31:06,344
My copilot, does he always
sing when he flies?

873
00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:09,985
<i>♪ He's a real pilot,
and he's flying the plane ♪</i>

874
00:31:09,985 --> 00:31:12,390
Yeah, I think
you make him nervous.

875
00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,360
Yeah, well, a lot of this
makes me nervous.

876
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,396
Not you.

877
00:31:15,396 --> 00:31:17,366
That's a... cute dress.

878
00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:19,103
- Okey dokey.
- Interesting.

879
00:31:19,103 --> 00:31:20,640
Wait a second,
you still haven't explained

880
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,544
why you had the Barry Matrix.

881
00:31:22,544 --> 00:31:24,682
Well, I can't say exactly,
but I've managed

882
00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:27,754
to piece together some of my
partially destroyed notes.

883
00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:30,660
Apparently, I started taking
night jobs for shady people

884
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,430
- and then drugging myself--
- [Lana] Whatever.

885
00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:34,535
None of that matters, OK?
What matters is...

886
00:31:34,535 --> 00:31:35,670
[Archer]
<i>That I am the absolute best</i>

887
00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:36,739
<i>at everything</i>

888
00:31:36,739 --> 00:31:38,543
and I have defied death itself.

889
00:31:38,543 --> 00:31:40,479
I feel like someone
should sit you down

890
00:31:40,479 --> 00:31:41,749
and explain hubris to you.

891
00:31:41,749 --> 00:31:43,151
Like I would listen.

892
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,555
So all that research
you guys did,

893
00:31:44,555 --> 00:31:46,157
is there anything near here

894
00:31:46,157 --> 00:31:48,095
that qualifies as a target
for the bunker buster?

895
00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:50,032
There's a few
nuclear facilities,

896
00:31:50,032 --> 00:31:53,171
maybe a base or two,
but still too many to be sure.

897
00:31:53,171 --> 00:31:54,775
And if they're trying
to restart the Cold War,

898
00:31:54,775 --> 00:31:56,044
what would do that?

899
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,581
Well, let's find out.

900
00:31:57,581 --> 00:32:00,185
Pam, Cyril, Cheryl,
go to that KGB black site

901
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:01,556
to look for clues.

902
00:32:01,556 --> 00:32:03,258
They likely abandoned it
after Archer escaped.

903
00:32:03,258 --> 00:32:05,730
Secondary objective: see if
you can find my left nipple.

904
00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:08,035
Krieger, figure out how to
get Barry into your prototype.

905
00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:09,705
If Katya's around,
we're gonna need him.

906
00:32:09,705 --> 00:32:11,408
Ray, steal us a car.

907
00:32:11,408 --> 00:32:13,312
Why would you think
I know how to do that?

908
00:32:13,312 --> 00:32:15,550
Because all rednecks
know how to hot-wire cars.

909
00:32:15,550 --> 00:32:18,055
Yeah, 'cause
it's so damn fun.

910
00:32:18,055 --> 00:32:19,592
I'll get you a car.

911
00:32:19,592 --> 00:32:21,127
And the rest of us?

912
00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:22,731
Sochi is a playground
for Russia's rich.

913
00:32:22,731 --> 00:32:24,434
Archer, Zara, and I
will hit the casino

914
00:32:24,434 --> 00:32:26,304
to see if there are
any dignitaries in town.

915
00:32:26,304 --> 00:32:27,741
Maybe they're going after
important people

916
00:32:27,741 --> 00:32:29,210
to start the Cold War.

917
00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:30,547
- Any questions?
- Yeah.

918
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:31,616
Is there a reason
this safe house

919
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,753
sucks absolute turbo dog shit?

920
00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:35,356
Yeah, uh, we're out of money.

921
00:32:35,356 --> 00:32:36,626
They froze our assets.

922
00:32:36,626 --> 00:32:38,095
I tried to move some out,

923
00:32:38,095 --> 00:32:39,732
but, ugh, obviously,
it wasn't much.

924
00:32:39,732 --> 00:32:41,702
So this is really
happening, huh?

925
00:32:41,702 --> 00:32:44,708
- No more us?
- Hey, it's OK, all right?

926
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,346
Uh, let's say theoretically--
not that I want this to happen,

927
00:32:47,346 --> 00:32:50,620
but theoretically--we lose
and there's another Cold War?

928
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,490
Just another
staring contest, probably.

929
00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:56,097
But wouldn't there be a place
for us in that world?

930
00:32:56,097 --> 00:32:58,302
[dramatic music]

931
00:32:58,302 --> 00:32:59,638
All right, everybody.

932
00:32:59,638 --> 00:33:01,107
Let's fucking go.

933
00:33:01,107 --> 00:33:04,080
[exciting jazz music]

934
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:11,060
♪ ♪

935
00:33:11,895 --> 00:33:13,098
Why did we do it this way?

936
00:33:13,098 --> 00:33:14,434
I'm great at gambling.

937
00:33:14,434 --> 00:33:16,304
Yeah, and I handle the money.

938
00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:19,477
[laughs]
This sucks so much for you.

939
00:33:19,477 --> 00:33:21,649
- Um, you're here too.
- Oh, right.

940
00:33:21,649 --> 00:33:23,518
Spread out, ding-dongs.

941
00:33:23,518 --> 00:33:24,755
[Lana]
And make it last, all right?

942
00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,257
We're here to look
for intel, not gamble.

943
00:33:26,257 --> 00:33:28,395
Ooh, with these minimums,
we might not last long.

944
00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:29,632
Are you kidding me?

945
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:30,800
Gambling is one
of the many things

946
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,804
I'm literally
the best in the world at.

947
00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:35,142
- [dice clatter]
- No, no, no!

948
00:33:35,142 --> 00:33:36,277
These dice are loaded!

949
00:33:36,277 --> 00:33:38,115
I demand
an independent arbiter!

950
00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:39,752
I didn't want to play anyway!

951
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:41,254
[chips clatter]

952
00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:43,358
All right,
this is your home, Cyril.

953
00:33:43,358 --> 00:33:45,396
Papers in an office.

954
00:33:45,396 --> 00:33:47,400
This is where you shine and--

955
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,803
ah, what do you know?

956
00:33:48,803 --> 00:33:50,139
There's the nipple.

957
00:33:50,139 --> 00:33:53,412
Because this is all I need.

958
00:33:53,412 --> 00:33:56,418
My luck is turning,
and it is palpable, my friends.

959
00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:58,823
I've never felt so alive!

960
00:33:58,823 --> 00:34:01,562
Did you, uh, forget
that she's a gambling addict?

961
00:34:01,562 --> 00:34:03,298
You know what?
I did.

962
00:34:03,298 --> 00:34:05,169
Oh, well.
Let's go to the bar.

963
00:34:05,169 --> 00:34:07,139
[Cyril] Hey, think I got
something here.

964
00:34:07,139 --> 00:34:08,843
Found a name
with background info.

965
00:34:08,843 --> 00:34:10,179
Looks like our target.

966
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,281
Nice work, Cyril.

967
00:34:11,281 --> 00:34:12,450
Meet back at the entrance.

968
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,588
I've got one more room
to sweep.

969
00:34:14,588 --> 00:34:15,857
Hey, buddy.

970
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:17,426
Uh, hi?

971
00:34:17,426 --> 00:34:20,399
Mm, I assume you are
Archer comrade, yes?

972
00:34:20,399 --> 00:34:21,702
I was actually just leaving.

973
00:34:21,702 --> 00:34:23,573
Oh, that's too bad.

974
00:34:23,573 --> 00:34:25,810
You actually were not.

975
00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:27,581
<i>We will reconvene tomorrow
for our vote</i>

976
00:34:27,581 --> 00:34:29,551
<i>on private spy agencies.</i>

977
00:34:29,551 --> 00:34:32,289
<i>And may they be wiped
from this Earth.</i>

978
00:34:32,289 --> 00:34:33,726
Isn't he supposed
to be impartial?

979
00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:35,864
I think that is the
impartial view at this point.

980
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:37,534
So what are you gonna do?

981
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,870
I'm gonna finish
this mission.

982
00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:40,272
What are you gonna do?

983
00:34:40,272 --> 00:34:41,609
Well, I'm gonna finish
this drink.

984
00:34:41,609 --> 00:34:42,944
[gulps, exhales heavily]

985
00:34:42,944 --> 00:34:44,882
All right, let's go find Zara.

986
00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:46,351
[Lana] What's this?

987
00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:47,453
I don't know.
I haven't even read it.

988
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:48,689
"Sterling,
I figured you'd escape,

989
00:34:48,689 --> 00:34:50,325
"so I planted this on you.

990
00:34:50,325 --> 00:34:52,296
"It is for the best.
Slater would have killed you.

991
00:34:52,296 --> 00:34:54,668
"But I want you to return
to me, help me kill Slater,

992
00:34:54,668 --> 00:34:56,839
"and we will run
Silverwolf together.

993
00:34:56,839 --> 00:35:00,345
Partners, spies,
lovers for good."

994
00:35:00,345 --> 00:35:03,285
That was...
more than I expected.

995
00:35:03,285 --> 00:35:05,222
Oh, come on, you're not
actually considering that.

996
00:35:05,222 --> 00:35:06,759
Of course
I'm considering it, Lana.

997
00:35:06,759 --> 00:35:08,361
I just heard it.

998
00:35:08,361 --> 00:35:09,631
That's what brains do
when you hear something,

999
00:35:09,631 --> 00:35:11,301
especially when you've
just been offered

1000
00:35:11,301 --> 00:35:12,738
everything you want in life.

1001
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:14,373
Archer, you'd really
make the world worse

1002
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,577
so it was better for you?

1003
00:35:15,577 --> 00:35:17,213
Who says it'd be worse?

1004
00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:19,217
Deep down, I know
you would never do that.

1005
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,587
Well, deep down,
you've always

1006
00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:22,256
thought too highly of me.

1007
00:35:22,256 --> 00:35:23,659
I am gonna go get Zara.

1008
00:35:23,659 --> 00:35:25,228
Tell her I said hi.

1009
00:35:27,534 --> 00:35:28,870
[dealer]
Blackjack, for the lady.

1010
00:35:28,870 --> 00:35:30,907
Go on, have it!

1011
00:35:30,907 --> 00:35:32,577
Suck it!
Suck it!

1012
00:35:32,577 --> 00:35:33,880
Suck it!

1013
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,249
Come, we go.

1014
00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:36,652
Place is going
to blow up soon

1015
00:35:36,652 --> 00:35:37,921
to eliminate evidence.

1016
00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:39,223
[both grunt]

1017
00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:40,927
I do not like to fight lady.

1018
00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:41,996
[grunts]

1019
00:35:41,996 --> 00:35:44,267
But since you insist,

1020
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:47,406
did I ever tell you
how I become KGB enforcer?

1021
00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:49,277
We literally just met.

1022
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:53,518
I was in gulag in Siberia
for, mm, series of crime.

1023
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,657
Warden of prison went insane.

1024
00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:58,830
He opened all
the cell doors and said,

1025
00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:02,269
one man will walk out
of this prison alive.

1026
00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:04,875
And I was that man.

1027
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,512
[chuckles]
This is gonna be good.

1028
00:36:08,682 --> 00:36:10,820
- [both grunt]
- Whoo-hoo!

1029
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,256
Excuse me, miss.

1030
00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:14,026
We would be honored
if you'd join us

1031
00:36:14,026 --> 00:36:15,964
in our high-roller room.

1032
00:36:15,964 --> 00:36:17,534
Let's do it, baby.

1033
00:36:17,534 --> 00:36:20,272
Uh, I'm with her.

1034
00:36:20,272 --> 00:36:22,844
Whoa, this is, like,
every military attaché

1035
00:36:22,844 --> 00:36:24,915
and negotiator
in every Chinese and Russian

1036
00:36:24,915 --> 00:36:26,685
briefing book I ever had.

1037
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,723
Can I?
Oh, oh, oh, can I?

1038
00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,425
You did good, kid.
Go gamble.

1039
00:36:30,425 --> 00:36:32,831
[Zara] Let's roll them bones.

1040
00:36:32,831 --> 00:36:34,033
OK, let's see.

1041
00:36:34,033 --> 00:36:35,670
So we know
who they're targeting,

1042
00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,974
but how do we find out
where they're targeting?

1043
00:36:37,974 --> 00:36:39,578
I--I could plant a bug.

1044
00:36:39,578 --> 00:36:41,582
Maybe I steal
a chauffeur's uniform.

1045
00:36:41,582 --> 00:36:44,320
Or...

1046
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,690
[burps]

1047
00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:46,992
- [electricity buzzing]
- [Pam grunts]

1048
00:36:46,992 --> 00:36:49,565
[Boris groans]

1049
00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:50,867
[Pam grunts]

1050
00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:53,004
Hey, I--

1051
00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:54,608
I don't want to fight no more.

1052
00:36:54,608 --> 00:36:56,679
[exhales heavily]
Me neither.

1053
00:36:56,679 --> 00:36:59,585
OK?
We stop on three, OK?

1054
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:00,720
One...

1055
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,889
Two...

1056
00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:03,491
[both] Three.

1057
00:37:03,491 --> 00:37:05,897
Huh, I guess we could've just
always done that.

1058
00:37:05,897 --> 00:37:07,066
<i>Da.</i>

1059
00:37:07,066 --> 00:37:08,569
Let's get the hell
out of here.

1060
00:37:08,569 --> 00:37:11,441
Well, hello there.

1061
00:37:11,441 --> 00:37:13,546
[general groaning]

1062
00:37:13,546 --> 00:37:14,882
[snapping fingers]
Hey. Hey, you.

1063
00:37:14,882 --> 00:37:18,455
I would like
to have sex... with you.

1064
00:37:18,455 --> 00:37:21,361
Give me the phone number
of where you are staying.

1065
00:37:21,361 --> 00:37:22,697
[Zara] No!

1066
00:37:22,697 --> 00:37:23,866
This is the greatest
streak in history.

1067
00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:24,902
It can't end now.

1068
00:37:24,902 --> 00:37:26,037
Just give me one more chip.

1069
00:37:26,037 --> 00:37:28,441
One more chip.

1070
00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:30,479
[beeping]

1071
00:37:30,479 --> 00:37:32,850
- [explosion]
- [all grunting]

1072
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,024
- Was that me?
- No, that was me.

1073
00:37:36,024 --> 00:37:37,661
Oh, OK.

1074
00:37:37,661 --> 00:37:39,363
Do I know him?

1075
00:37:39,363 --> 00:37:40,600
[Lana] Archer?

1076
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,639
Archer?

1077
00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:44,708
Archer!

1078
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,044
[sighs]

1079
00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:47,412
God damn it.

1080
00:37:52,122 --> 00:37:53,793
[Lan

1081
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:54,962
He's our guy.

1082
00:37:54,962 --> 00:37:56,665
Structural engineering professor

1083
00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:59,503
who also designed the Sochi dam
that opened last year.

1084
00:37:59,503 --> 00:38:01,875
So they're gonna use this guy
plus the bunker buster

1085
00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:03,579
to, what, blow up the dam?

1086
00:38:03,579 --> 00:38:05,015
Sure looks that way.

1087
00:38:05,015 --> 00:38:06,919
Kill the Chinese and Russian
delegations with it.

1088
00:38:06,919 --> 00:38:08,121
Hey, what about
that phone number you got

1089
00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:09,858
from the Russian general?

1090
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:11,962
Well, if we stop Silverwolf
from taking the professor,

1091
00:38:11,962 --> 00:38:13,431
we'll have the credibility
for the Russians

1092
00:38:13,431 --> 00:38:14,968
and the Chinese
to actually believe us.

1093
00:38:14,968 --> 00:38:17,841
So they want to kill
the Russians and the Chinese

1094
00:38:17,841 --> 00:38:19,477
and blame America?

1095
00:38:19,477 --> 00:38:21,582
And I bet Slater knows
exactly how to do that.

1096
00:38:21,582 --> 00:38:22,884
- [all groan]
- [Cheryl] Jesus.

1097
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,387
Shit, Ray, think you
could've stolen a car

1098
00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:25,890
with actual shocks?

1099
00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:28,161
Well, I couldn't exactly
give it a test-drive,

1100
00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:29,731
- you ungrateful--
- [all groan]

1101
00:38:29,731 --> 00:38:31,568
Ah. So where's Archer?

1102
00:38:31,568 --> 00:38:33,104
I don't know.

1103
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:35,543
He got a letter from Katya.
I--I think--

1104
00:38:35,543 --> 00:38:36,812
You think
he's been compromised?

1105
00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:39,083
No way.
No... way.

1106
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,523
I mean... some way.
[chuckles]

1107
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:44,493
We can't assume
anything right now.

1108
00:38:44,493 --> 00:38:46,197
We're gonna have
to do this without him.

1109
00:38:46,197 --> 00:38:48,168
Hey, let's not
get distracted, team.

1110
00:38:48,168 --> 00:38:50,640
Let's just grab Gregaro
before Silverwolf does.

1111
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,076
Oh-ho, sure.

1112
00:38:52,076 --> 00:38:54,715
Just gonna slide
right into his spot, huh, Zara?

1113
00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:56,084
Oh, lay off.

1114
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,854
It's not like he never
abandoned us before.

1115
00:38:57,854 --> 00:38:59,658
After Katya died?

1116
00:38:59,658 --> 00:39:00,860
Come on!

1117
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,162
Give the guy a break.

1118
00:39:02,162 --> 00:39:04,100
OK, now I'm confused.

1119
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,672
[all talking at once]

1120
00:39:06,672 --> 00:39:08,609
It doesn't matter.

1121
00:39:08,609 --> 00:39:11,180
What matters is that we do
our jobs and save the world,

1122
00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:13,753
and that's only gonna happen
if we stick together.

1123
00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:16,592
- [all groan]
- God damn it, Ray!

1124
00:39:16,592 --> 00:39:18,596
[clears throat]

1125
00:39:18,596 --> 00:39:20,833
- Who here speaks English?
- [gun cocking]

1126
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:22,937
[Zara] Wow.
Thanks, cultural imperialism.

1127
00:39:22,937 --> 00:39:24,541
We're here to prevent
a kidnapping.

1128
00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:26,110
Pam, Zara.

1129
00:39:26,912 --> 00:39:30,853
Um, it sure seems like
you are kidnapping me.

1130
00:39:30,853 --> 00:39:32,089
We're really not.

1131
00:39:32,089 --> 00:39:33,525
I would like to emphasize
that we are

1132
00:39:33,525 --> 00:39:35,228
definitely not kidnapping him.

1133
00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:38,068
We are taking him
to a safe, secret location.

1134
00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:39,771
Sounds like kidnapping.

1135
00:39:39,771 --> 00:39:42,109
So there's important
but subtle differences

1136
00:39:42,109 --> 00:39:44,581
between what we're doing
and kidnapping,

1137
00:39:44,581 --> 00:39:45,983
and, obviously,
I don't have time

1138
00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:48,021
to go into those
in the middle of...

1139
00:39:48,021 --> 00:39:49,624
what looks like
a kidnapping.

1140
00:39:49,624 --> 00:39:51,127
Thank you, everyone.

1141
00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:52,162
Have a good night.

1142
00:39:52,162 --> 00:39:53,666
[door slams]

1143
00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:54,701
Hey, I don't want to jinx it,

1144
00:39:54,701 --> 00:39:56,839
but all in all, not that hard.

1145
00:39:56,839 --> 00:39:58,676
[explosion]

1146
00:39:58,676 --> 00:40:00,947
[gunfire]

1147
00:40:00,947 --> 00:40:03,084
Oh, damn.
That's really smart.

1148
00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:05,188
- What?
- We're part of the plan.

1149
00:40:05,188 --> 00:40:07,827
Oh, crap, the Americans
just kidnapped him,

1150
00:40:07,827 --> 00:40:09,263
and then they take him from us.

1151
00:40:09,263 --> 00:40:11,234
So wait.
Who are these people?

1152
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,038
The actual kidnappers.

1153
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:14,708
So more of you guys?

1154
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,779
I already
almost explained this.

1155
00:40:16,779 --> 00:40:18,048
Alley, that way.

1156
00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:19,283
Move it.

1157
00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,889
[gunfire]

1158
00:40:21,889 --> 00:40:23,993
[dramatic music]

1159
00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:25,863
[Cyril gasps] What now?

1160
00:40:25,863 --> 00:40:27,032
- [guns cocking]
- [tires screeching]

1161
00:40:27,032 --> 00:40:28,001
[Silverwolf goons grunt]

1162
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:30,138
Get in!

1163
00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:32,911
- [gunfire]
- [tires squealing]

1164
00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:34,681
I'd like you all to know
that this goes against

1165
00:40:34,681 --> 00:40:35,950
every instinct I have.

1166
00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:37,587
That is so sweet.

1167
00:40:37,587 --> 00:40:39,523
So you chose
the lame-ass world.

1168
00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:40,827
No.

1169
00:40:40,827 --> 00:40:42,697
I chose... you guys.

1170
00:40:42,697 --> 00:40:44,100
Look out!

1171
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,168
[Katya grunts]

1172
00:40:45,168 --> 00:40:51,749
♪ ♪

1173
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:55,690
[all grunting and groaning]

1174
00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:57,894
I am sorry that it
worked out this way.

1175
00:40:57,894 --> 00:41:00,065
But the next time I see you,

1176
00:41:00,065 --> 00:41:03,672
I'm going to kill you all.

1177
00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:05,743
[hook whooshing]

1178
00:41:05,743 --> 00:41:08,214
So just to circle back, I--

1179
00:41:08,214 --> 00:41:09,584
I read your letter.

1180
00:41:09,584 --> 00:41:11,554
Is it too late to change sides?

1181
00:41:13,859 --> 00:41:14,827
What?

1182
00:41:18,334 --> 00:41:21,541
<i>This is the best moment
of my life!</i>

1183
00:41:23,077 --> 00:41:24,815
That is wildly out of context.

1184
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:26,752
This is why no one
trusts the UN.

1185
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,689
<i>Consider his face
as you cast your vote</i>

1186
00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:30,693
<i>to outlaw private spying.</i>

1187
00:41:30,693 --> 00:41:34,801
<i>A man in wanton disregard
of the international order,</i>

1188
00:41:34,801 --> 00:41:39,845
<i>beholden only to himself
and his own twisted ego.</i>

1189
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,748
Oh, and now you're
complimenting me?

1190
00:41:41,748 --> 00:41:43,786
Not looking great here.

1191
00:41:43,786 --> 00:41:45,723
What, the fact that we're all
about to be unemployable

1192
00:41:45,723 --> 00:41:47,025
or the mission?

1193
00:41:47,025 --> 00:41:48,294
So since you brought up
the mission--

1194
00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:50,031
<i>Well, at least
you're not a vacuum</i>

1195
00:41:50,031 --> 00:41:52,002
<i>strapped to a jack-off machine.</i>

1196
00:41:52,002 --> 00:41:54,039
Hey, some people would pay
big money for that.

1197
00:41:54,039 --> 00:41:55,676
Me!
I'm that people.

1198
00:41:55,676 --> 00:41:57,146
<i>Don't you have some kind
of more appropriate</i>

1199
00:41:57,146 --> 00:41:58,983
<i>attire for me?</i>

1200
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:01,822
I mean, yeah,
if you want that.

1201
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:04,794
Whoa, so is that a spy suit
or a gimp suit?

1202
00:42:04,794 --> 00:42:06,164
Dealer's choice.

1203
00:42:06,164 --> 00:42:08,168
To review:
Slater and his old-ass spies

1204
00:42:08,168 --> 00:42:09,604
want to blow up the dam,

1205
00:42:09,604 --> 00:42:11,174
killing a bunch
of Russians and Chinese.

1206
00:42:11,174 --> 00:42:13,344
Then he'll blame it on the U.S.
and restart the Cold War,

1207
00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:15,315
because he thinks it's better
to run into the past

1208
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:16,785
than face the future.

1209
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:18,756
Can't we just tell the dam?

1210
00:42:18,756 --> 00:42:19,991
Slater's been
calling in bomb threats

1211
00:42:19,991 --> 00:42:21,194
for the last six months,

1212
00:42:21,194 --> 00:42:23,097
so everyone
just ignores them now.

1213
00:42:23,097 --> 00:42:26,037
God, it sucks so much that he's
actually clever sometimes.

1214
00:42:26,037 --> 00:42:27,640
Archer, Zara, Ray,

1215
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,310
you'll go in posing
as dam inspectors.

1216
00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:32,650
Infiltrate, locate,
and defuse that bomb.

1217
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,388
And is there a plan to defeat
the undefeatable death robot?

1218
00:42:35,388 --> 00:42:37,226
[Krieger]
The Barry prototype!

1219
00:42:37,226 --> 00:42:39,129
I'll just need
a massive power surge

1220
00:42:39,129 --> 00:42:40,766
to jump his mind in there.

1221
00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:42,904
So we'll hook him up
to one of the dam's turbines.

1222
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:45,175
<i>Then I will become invincible.</i>

1223
00:42:45,175 --> 00:42:46,645
Not if you're still
wearing that.

1224
00:42:46,645 --> 00:42:48,816
- Mm. That bum, though.
- What about me?

1225
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,151
Lot to be said
for your bum too.

1226
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,256
Pam, you and Cyril
will be team two.

1227
00:42:52,256 --> 00:42:54,026
Now, it's not on any map,
but there's a shantytown

1228
00:42:54,026 --> 00:42:55,763
that's right in the path
of the water.

1229
00:42:55,763 --> 00:42:57,266
You need to convince them
to evacuate.

1230
00:42:57,266 --> 00:42:58,802
Oh, come on!

1231
00:42:58,802 --> 00:43:01,173
Why me?
I want to do the shooty stuff.

1232
00:43:01,173 --> 00:43:04,046
I know it sucks, but you're
the only one everyone likes.

1233
00:43:04,046 --> 00:43:05,950
Yeah, it's not like
they're gonna listen to Cyril.

1234
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:08,388
Hey.
I have useful skills.

1235
00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:10,225
Like what, catching strays?

1236
00:43:10,225 --> 00:43:13,164
If we can pull this off,
maybe the UN doesn't ban us.

1237
00:43:13,164 --> 00:43:14,968
Look, what's most important

1238
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:17,139
is making the world
a better place,

1239
00:43:17,139 --> 00:43:20,011
which is what we have
been doing all along.

1240
00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:21,882
<i>- All along what?</i>
- [crying]

1241
00:43:21,882 --> 00:43:24,688
Hey. Hey, everyone.
Relax, OK?

1242
00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:26,190
Look, I feel for you guys.

1243
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:28,127
Not everyone
has a skill set like me,

1244
00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:31,969
you know, able to thrive solo
in literally any situation.

1245
00:43:31,969 --> 00:43:34,039
And thank you
for that compelling summary

1246
00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:35,308
of your dickfaceitude.

1247
00:43:35,308 --> 00:43:37,079
Guys, it's over.

1248
00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:39,350
Did you think you were gonna do
this dubiously legal job

1249
00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,385
for the rest of your lives?

1250
00:43:40,385 --> 00:43:42,189
Just be like me,

1251
00:43:42,189 --> 00:43:43,859
the fully actualized person
who's able

1252
00:43:43,859 --> 00:43:46,030
to express my feelings
by doing terrible things

1253
00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,769
to some presumably
bad guy's body!

1254
00:43:48,769 --> 00:43:51,007
Lana, briefing. Finish.

1255
00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:53,011
[groans]

1256
00:43:53,011 --> 00:43:55,015
There is no
tactical retreat here.

1257
00:43:55,015 --> 00:43:57,720
So if we can get inside
with the disguises, great.

1258
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,025
If we can't, these will
uncomplicate things

1259
00:44:00,025 --> 00:44:01,427
very quickly.

1260
00:44:01,427 --> 00:44:02,296
Wait, how did you know
to bring that?

1261
00:44:02,296 --> 00:44:03,866
Damn it, Archer.

1262
00:44:03,866 --> 00:44:06,203
After all this time,
can you finally admit

1263
00:44:06,203 --> 00:44:08,007
I am good at my goddamn job?

1264
00:44:09,009 --> 00:44:10,045
No.

1265
00:44:10,045 --> 00:44:11,714
But it's a soft no.

1266
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,820
Come on, that's progress!

1267
00:44:15,856 --> 00:44:18,294
[sneaky music]

1268
00:44:18,294 --> 00:44:19,931
♪ ♪

1269
00:44:19,931 --> 00:44:21,100
[Archer over radio]
<i>Dam Team in position.</i>

1270
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,937
Team Shantytown, report.

1271
00:44:22,937 --> 00:44:24,874
[Cyril] Can we have
a cooler name, like Team--

1272
00:44:24,874 --> 00:44:26,945
Nope.
Here we go.

1273
00:44:26,945 --> 00:44:28,949
One shot,
or it's our last mission.

1274
00:44:28,949 --> 00:44:30,385
[Archer over radio]
<i>In any number of ways.</i>

1275
00:44:30,385 --> 00:44:33,091
And on that cheerful note,
it's go time.

1276
00:44:33,091 --> 00:44:34,493
Surprise dam inspection team,

1277
00:44:34,493 --> 00:44:36,163
under UN safety orders.

1278
00:44:36,163 --> 00:44:37,934
We're gonna need access
to the facility.

1279
00:44:37,934 --> 00:44:39,203
[doors slam]

1280
00:44:39,203 --> 00:44:40,539
I'm sorry, what?

1281
00:44:40,539 --> 00:44:41,875
Are you challenging us?

1282
00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:43,244
Look, I know people
see us at the UN

1283
00:44:43,244 --> 00:44:45,015
as dull, incompetent clods.

1284
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:48,221
But we also happen to be
tremendous assholes.

1285
00:44:48,221 --> 00:44:49,858
No, it's not that.

1286
00:44:49,858 --> 00:44:52,129
Another team of inspectors
arrived an hour ago.

1287
00:44:52,129 --> 00:44:55,402
And these inspectors, hottest
Russian woman you've ever seen

1288
00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:57,105
and the world's biggest douche?

1289
00:44:57,105 --> 00:44:58,474
He insulted my shoes

1290
00:44:58,474 --> 00:45:01,314
and implied I had relations
with a reindeer.

1291
00:45:01,314 --> 00:45:02,482
- [dart gun fires]
- [gurgling]

1292
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:05,088
[gunfire]

1293
00:45:05,088 --> 00:45:07,192
Warn us before you do that!

1294
00:45:07,192 --> 00:45:09,163
I totally cocked an eyebrow.

1295
00:45:09,163 --> 00:45:12,302
[Pam] So nonverbally tell them
they're all about to die?

1296
00:45:12,302 --> 00:45:14,841
No, but we don't want to get
into a whole back-and-forth.

1297
00:45:14,841 --> 00:45:16,277
It might get hostile.

1298
00:45:16,277 --> 00:45:20,118
So... you are here
to tell us we must go?

1299
00:45:20,118 --> 00:45:21,855
[Cyril]
Oh, thank goodness.

1300
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:23,358
This is such a relief.

1301
00:45:23,358 --> 00:45:25,261
We thought that this
would be difficult, but...

1302
00:45:25,261 --> 00:45:26,865
[tense music]

1303
00:45:26,865 --> 00:45:28,234
...we can see that it won't be

1304
00:45:28,234 --> 00:45:31,307
because we would never
ask you to leave.

1305
00:45:31,307 --> 00:45:33,411
[chuckling] Cargo shorts, nice.

1306
00:45:33,411 --> 00:45:36,818
Lots of storage in those
bad boys, am I right?

1307
00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:38,221
- [gunfire]
- [Archer grunts]

1308
00:45:38,221 --> 00:45:40,291
Lana, if you've got
some kind of secret plan,

1309
00:45:40,291 --> 00:45:42,129
now is probably the time.

1310
00:45:42,129 --> 00:45:43,498
Cheryl, execute.

1311
00:45:43,498 --> 00:45:45,201
What?
Who is this?

1312
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,470
[laughs] Just kidding.

1313
00:45:46,470 --> 00:45:48,074
[screams]

1314
00:45:48,074 --> 00:45:49,410
[alarm blaring]

1315
00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:50,946
All right, you've got
a window without police.

1316
00:45:50,946 --> 00:45:52,082
Cheryl's running distraction

1317
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,019
and... hopefully
not killing anyone.

1318
00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:55,623
I'd say may God have mercy
on their souls,

1319
00:45:55,623 --> 00:45:57,994
but what kind of god
would create Cheryl?

1320
00:45:57,994 --> 00:46:00,966
Gaze upon me!

1321
00:46:01,635 --> 00:46:03,605
Hey, guys, be careful
when you leave.

1322
00:46:03,605 --> 00:46:05,976
There's glass everywhere
for some reason.

1323
00:46:07,345 --> 00:46:08,915
[both grunt]

1324
00:46:10,886 --> 00:46:12,255
Quick, get Barry
up and running!

1325
00:46:12,255 --> 00:46:15,028
<i>Yeah, give me
that unimaginable power.</i>

1326
00:46:15,028 --> 00:46:16,497
<i>Bring the rain of pain.</i>

1327
00:46:16,497 --> 00:46:20,305
[laughs maniacally]

1328
00:46:20,305 --> 00:46:22,075
<i>What? No.
I'm cool.</i>

1329
00:46:22,075 --> 00:46:24,012
<i>- I'm cool.</i>
- Uh-huh.

1330
00:46:25,414 --> 00:46:28,087
[grunts]
Please, I must implore you.

1331
00:46:28,087 --> 00:46:29,389
No, you mustn't.

1332
00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:31,160
Because she can snap
your pencil neck

1333
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,599
like, well, a pencil, I guess.

1334
00:46:33,599 --> 00:46:35,536
- [metallic creak]
- Now, that's not a pencil,

1335
00:46:35,536 --> 00:46:38,241
but I think
the idea translates.

1336
00:46:38,241 --> 00:46:39,944
[person over radio] <i>Terrorists
have taken the turbine hall.</i>

1337
00:46:39,944 --> 00:46:41,313
<i>Do not engage.</i>

1338
00:46:41,313 --> 00:46:42,650
Well, I was wondering
when those dorks

1339
00:46:42,650 --> 00:46:45,255
would make
their doomed stupid gesture.

1340
00:46:45,255 --> 00:46:47,426
Katya, bring them to me!

1341
00:46:47,426 --> 00:46:49,363
Uh, as a request
and not an order,

1342
00:46:49,363 --> 00:46:52,068
because we are equal partners.

1343
00:46:52,068 --> 00:46:54,373
Man, you can take
the unkillable murder bot

1344
00:46:54,373 --> 00:46:56,310
out of the woman,
but you can't take the woman

1345
00:46:56,310 --> 00:46:58,347
out of the unkillable
murder bot.

1346
00:46:58,347 --> 00:46:59,984
Am I right?

1347
00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,557
We built this dam
with our hands.

1348
00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:04,493
Our great achievement.

1349
00:47:04,493 --> 00:47:07,533
We love it and never wish
to be away from it.

1350
00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:09,002
That is all very reasonable.

1351
00:47:09,002 --> 00:47:10,205
Well, I guess
we should go, Pam.

1352
00:47:10,205 --> 00:47:11,240
Reasonable?

1353
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,375
When that dam comes down,

1354
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:13,946
you'll all be reasonably dead.

1355
00:47:13,946 --> 00:47:15,248
[door bangs]

1356
00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:17,018
[Archer]
Come on, Krieger!

1357
00:47:17,018 --> 00:47:18,922
Look, man, this surge is gonna
blow out the Barry matrix.

1358
00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:21,193
So if you die after this,
you die, die.

1359
00:47:21,193 --> 00:47:22,161
<i>Do it.</i>

1360
00:47:25,168 --> 00:47:29,008
[electricity crackling]

1361
00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:34,019
[explosion]

1362
00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:36,257
He's alive.
Alive!

1363
00:47:36,257 --> 00:47:37,525
[cackles]

1364
00:47:42,202 --> 00:47:44,273
[high-pitched]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1365
00:47:44,273 --> 00:47:45,241
[splat]

1366
00:47:45,241 --> 00:47:46,477
Krieger!

1367
00:47:46,477 --> 00:47:48,380
What?
I said it was a prototype.

1368
00:47:53,290 --> 00:47:54,994
[Katya]
I told you not to get involved.

1369
00:47:54,994 --> 00:47:57,432
No, You told us if you
saw us again, you'd kill us.

1370
00:47:57,432 --> 00:47:59,269
Not a helpful clarification.

1371
00:47:59,269 --> 00:48:01,340
You know Slater's
gonna betray you, right?

1372
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:03,010
Even if he doesn't
have a reason.

1373
00:48:03,010 --> 00:48:04,714
Just out of
inherent dickishness.

1374
00:48:04,714 --> 00:48:06,751
But for now,
he's a useful dick.

1375
00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,689
As you were once, my Sterling.

1376
00:48:08,689 --> 00:48:10,291
Barry?

1377
00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:12,062
What... happened to you?

1378
00:48:12,062 --> 00:48:15,401
Well, first I turned evil.
Then I killed you. [sighs]

1379
00:48:15,401 --> 00:48:17,272
Then you were my girlfriend.
Then I died.

1380
00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:18,575
Then there was a bunch of me.

1381
00:48:18,575 --> 00:48:20,478
Then I got split
into good and evil,

1382
00:48:20,478 --> 00:48:23,284
and then I was a refrigerator
and killed evil me.

1383
00:48:23,284 --> 00:48:25,154
And now...

1384
00:48:25,154 --> 00:48:27,292
I'm gonna
kick your ass, I think.

1385
00:48:27,292 --> 00:48:30,766
[yells]

1386
00:48:30,766 --> 00:48:32,168
[grunts]

1387
00:48:32,168 --> 00:48:33,304
Oof.

1388
00:48:33,304 --> 00:48:34,574
Like, seriously.

1389
00:48:34,574 --> 00:48:35,709
Oof, guys.

1390
00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:37,045
Damn it, Krieger.

1391
00:48:37,045 --> 00:48:38,347
Oh, sorry
the sentient robot

1392
00:48:38,347 --> 00:48:39,516
I built
in defiance of God

1393
00:48:39,516 --> 00:48:41,788
isn't up
to your standards, Ray.

1394
00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:45,461
[all grunting]

1395
00:48:45,461 --> 00:48:48,434
[dramatic music]

1396
00:48:48,434 --> 00:48:50,238
[Ray] Hyah!

1397
00:48:50,238 --> 00:48:52,108
Oh, robot legs.

1398
00:48:52,108 --> 00:48:53,645
- Right.
- Kick pants!

1399
00:48:53,645 --> 00:48:55,248
♪ ♪

1400
00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:57,052
Zara, get out of here.
Get to Lana.

1401
00:48:57,052 --> 00:48:58,589
I am not leaving a fight.

1402
00:48:58,589 --> 00:49:00,659
God damn it,
I never lose, obviously.

1403
00:49:00,659 --> 00:49:02,362
But this...
isn't looking great.

1404
00:49:02,362 --> 00:49:05,468
So find Lana
and do what she says.

1405
00:49:05,468 --> 00:49:07,640
Ag--because
she's the smart one.

1406
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,378
How much personal growth
do you need? Go!

1407
00:49:10,378 --> 00:49:12,617
Had to pick this moment
to be noble, huh?

1408
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,221
Yeah, I already regret it,
but I have a plan.

1409
00:49:15,221 --> 00:49:16,490
Ray, grab this cable.

1410
00:49:16,490 --> 00:49:18,361
We'll zap her
when she gets out.

1411
00:49:18,361 --> 00:49:20,231
Hey, quick heads-up.

1412
00:49:20,231 --> 00:49:22,603
Those aren't electrified anymore.

1413
00:49:22,603 --> 00:49:24,540
♪ ♪

1414
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:26,611
And we're from
a private spy company,

1415
00:49:26,611 --> 00:49:28,749
and there is a bomb
planted in the dam!

1416
00:49:28,749 --> 00:49:31,120
We've heard
bomb threats before.

1417
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,224
And how would you
know that anyway?

1418
00:49:33,224 --> 00:49:36,130
'Cause we're the ones who maybe
accidentally gave it to them.

1419
00:49:36,130 --> 00:49:38,769
Wait, you are
the guys from Rio!

1420
00:49:38,769 --> 00:49:40,271
I saw you on TV.

1421
00:49:40,271 --> 00:49:41,641
Y'all have a TV here?

1422
00:49:41,641 --> 00:49:43,144
Is it behind the squalor?

1423
00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,114
[chuckles]
We've got more than that.

1424
00:49:45,114 --> 00:49:46,283
Let me show you something.

1425
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,122
[Cyril] Jeezy Petes.

1426
00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:50,391
- [grunts]
- Ha!

1427
00:49:50,391 --> 00:49:52,797
Welcome to a world of pa--

1428
00:49:52,797 --> 00:49:53,799
- Ow!
- [high-pitched ringing]

1429
00:49:53,799 --> 00:49:56,437
[all grunting]

1430
00:49:56,437 --> 00:49:57,773
[Barry yells]

1431
00:49:57,773 --> 00:49:59,844
Yeah!
Go, tiny Barry!

1432
00:49:59,844 --> 00:50:01,246
Yeah, please don't
call me that, OK?

1433
00:50:01,246 --> 00:50:03,317
Get off!
Ugh!

1434
00:50:03,317 --> 00:50:05,121
[grunts]
Oh!

1435
00:50:05,121 --> 00:50:06,591
- Ooh!
- Oh, my God!

1436
00:50:06,591 --> 00:50:08,595
Ow.
Oh, man.

1437
00:50:08,595 --> 00:50:10,666
Oh, no, man.

1438
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:12,501
That's not good.

1439
00:50:13,103 --> 00:50:16,410
I-I don't suppose those
are the red eyes of love

1440
00:50:16,410 --> 00:50:17,813
you're looking at me with.

1441
00:50:17,813 --> 00:50:20,284
- [blow lands]
- [Pam] <i>Holy shitsnacks,</i>

1442
00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:23,759
you're stealing power
from the dam to mine crypto?

1443
00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,495
They owe us.

1444
00:50:25,495 --> 00:50:27,566
We cannot just leave
this all behind.

1445
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,269
Well, that's all great,

1446
00:50:29,269 --> 00:50:31,307
but you're all gonna die
if you don't leave.

1447
00:50:31,307 --> 00:50:33,679
Without this,
what is out there for us?

1448
00:50:33,679 --> 00:50:35,181
There's something better
out there.

1449
00:50:35,181 --> 00:50:36,618
You've got to believe that.

1450
00:50:36,618 --> 00:50:38,287
You've done
incredible work here,

1451
00:50:38,287 --> 00:50:40,726
maybe the most important work
of your lives.

1452
00:50:40,726 --> 00:50:44,466
But maybe, just maybe...
it isn't.

1453
00:50:44,466 --> 00:50:47,172
And how great would it be
if it isn't

1454
00:50:47,172 --> 00:50:49,376
and the best
is still out there?

1455
00:50:49,376 --> 00:50:51,246
- Oh, my God.
- Hey, uh, do I have

1456
00:50:51,246 --> 00:50:52,717
- to be here for this?
- Shh!

1457
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,252
If I get your money out,

1458
00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:55,589
can you convince
your people to get out?

1459
00:50:55,589 --> 00:50:56,891
You can do that?

1460
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:59,597
I happen to be
a kick-ass accountant.

1461
00:50:59,597 --> 00:51:01,300
Unlicensed.

1462
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:04,239
Look, if you can do that,
we will give you guys a cut.

1463
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,576
[Lana over radio] <i>Pam,
I've lost contact with Archer.</i>

1464
00:51:05,576 --> 00:51:06,711
- What?
- [Lana] <i>I need you to--</i>

1465
00:51:06,711 --> 00:51:08,615
Don't worry.
Aunt Pammy's coming.

1466
00:51:08,615 --> 00:51:10,485
Find me a back way
into that place.

1467
00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:12,322
And get me some wheels.

1468
00:51:12,322 --> 00:51:13,324
[exciting music]

1469
00:51:13,324 --> 00:51:17,198
Pampaaaage!

1470
00:51:17,198 --> 00:51:18,635
♪ ♪

1471
00:51:18,635 --> 00:51:20,204
- [Barry grunts]
- [Archer] I can't believe

1472
00:51:20,204 --> 00:51:21,641
- you're doing this.
- What?

1473
00:51:21,641 --> 00:51:23,645
Tying you up is really
the established move here.

1474
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:25,248
Not that, the dam.

1475
00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:26,751
You're really gonna wipe out
a whole village?

1476
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,755
What village?
There's no village.

1477
00:51:28,755 --> 00:51:31,493
We're just going to kill
a bunch of old generals.

1478
00:51:31,493 --> 00:51:33,230
The world should thank us.

1479
00:51:33,230 --> 00:51:35,401
It's not gonna be on the map
because it's a squatter

1480
00:51:35,401 --> 00:51:37,606
town of workers
who built the dam.

1481
00:51:37,606 --> 00:51:39,409
Slater, there's a village?

1482
00:51:39,409 --> 00:51:40,612
Oh, come on.

1483
00:51:40,612 --> 00:51:42,215
- [electricity crackles]
- [groans]

1484
00:51:42,215 --> 00:51:44,620
Look, betrayal is a subtle art,

1485
00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:47,425
and you guys are just really
messing up my timing here.

1486
00:51:47,425 --> 00:51:49,831
Though I guess that's all
water under the bridge.

1487
00:51:49,831 --> 00:51:53,370
Or, you know,
over your lifeless corpses.

1488
00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:55,441
I can't move.

1489
00:51:55,441 --> 00:51:57,378
Yeah, well, perils
of having a switch

1490
00:51:57,378 --> 00:51:58,682
that does that, honey.

1491
00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:00,418
Slater, why are you
even doing this?

1492
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:01,921
How does the Cold War help you?

1493
00:52:01,921 --> 00:52:04,259
Come on, I've been
preparing this for years.

1494
00:52:04,259 --> 00:52:05,863
I've got moles
planted everywhere.

1495
00:52:05,863 --> 00:52:07,767
I'll be selling information
both ways,

1496
00:52:07,767 --> 00:52:09,403
undermining governments.

1497
00:52:09,403 --> 00:52:11,507
Everything goes through me.

1498
00:52:11,507 --> 00:52:13,611
I am the new world order.

1499
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,252
OK, so... enjoy exploding.

1500
00:52:17,252 --> 00:52:18,855
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna.

1501
00:52:18,855 --> 00:52:20,324
Really?

1502
00:52:20,324 --> 00:52:21,460
It's the last comeback
of your life

1503
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:23,799
and that's all you've got?
[sighs]

1504
00:52:23,799 --> 00:52:25,869
That actually makes me
a little sad, but--

1505
00:52:25,869 --> 00:52:27,673
and immediately happy again.

1506
00:52:27,673 --> 00:52:29,610
♪ ♪

1507
00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:30,812
[door bangs]

1508
00:52:31,313 --> 00:52:33,585
- Where is everyone?
- Still inside.

1509
00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:35,421
It wasn't looking good,
so Archer sent me up here.

1510
00:52:35,421 --> 00:52:37,292
What?
We have to go get them.

1511
00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,429
Lana, wait.
That's not why he sent me.

1512
00:52:39,429 --> 00:52:41,400
Didn't you say making the world
a better place

1513
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,570
was most important?

1514
00:52:42,570 --> 00:52:44,473
What?
Come on, I just said that!

1515
00:52:44,473 --> 00:52:45,976
I didn't think
it would actually come up!

1516
00:52:45,976 --> 00:52:47,445
I can't believe
I'm saying this,

1517
00:52:47,445 --> 00:52:49,684
but trust him,
because he trusts you.

1518
00:52:49,684 --> 00:52:51,754
- What's the plan?
- OK, all right.

1519
00:52:51,754 --> 00:52:53,558
We set up an ambush.
If the dam breaks,

1520
00:52:53,558 --> 00:52:54,894
they don't want to be down,
so they're gonna go up.

1521
00:52:54,894 --> 00:52:56,698
Stop Slater.
Get the detonator.

1522
00:52:56,698 --> 00:52:58,467
Prevent the Cold War.
I'm in.

1523
00:52:58,467 --> 00:52:59,704
Ugh, I just wish
we had some backup.

1524
00:52:59,704 --> 00:53:00,873
We do.

1525
00:53:00,873 --> 00:53:02,308
Cheryl?

1526
00:53:02,308 --> 00:53:04,881
[laughs]
Lana, stop dicking around.

1527
00:53:04,881 --> 00:53:07,853
Could you imagine if Cheryl
was the only backup at--

1528
00:53:07,853 --> 00:53:10,726
oh, shit,
you're serious.

1529
00:53:10,726 --> 00:53:12,596
[Barry grunts]
No, no.

1530
00:53:12,596 --> 00:53:14,567
It doesn't end like this.

1531
00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,571
[yells]

1532
00:53:16,571 --> 00:53:17,907
[grunts]

1533
00:53:17,907 --> 00:53:19,911
[helicopter rotors whirring]

1534
00:53:19,911 --> 00:53:21,981
[grunting]

1535
00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:26,056
♪ ♪

1536
00:53:26,056 --> 00:53:29,462
[grunting]

1537
00:53:29,462 --> 00:53:33,805
[laughing maniacally]

1538
00:53:33,805 --> 00:53:37,880
♪ ♪

1539
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,048
[Barry grunting]

1540
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:41,621
Sorry, guys.

1541
00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:43,023
I can't make it.

1542
00:53:43,023 --> 00:53:44,526
I got you, little fella.

1543
00:53:44,526 --> 00:53:46,664
Pam!
Ugh, don't call me that.

1544
00:53:46,664 --> 00:53:48,535
[laughs maniacally]
Ooh!

1545
00:53:48,535 --> 00:53:49,804
♪ ♪

1546
00:53:49,804 --> 00:53:51,006
- [engine revs]
- [explosion]

1547
00:53:51,006 --> 00:53:53,010
[all grunt]

1548
00:53:53,010 --> 00:53:54,346
♪ ♪

1549
00:53:54,346 --> 00:53:55,348
Ow!

1550
00:53:55,348 --> 00:53:56,951
That really hurt.

1551
00:53:56,951 --> 00:53:58,889
[gunshot]
Stupid ground.

1552
00:53:58,889 --> 00:54:01,026
[laughs]
God damn it, Pam.

1553
00:54:01,026 --> 00:54:02,663
Why are you always the best?

1554
00:54:02,663 --> 00:54:04,432
Why don't you ask your face?

1555
00:54:04,432 --> 00:54:05,802
♪ ♪

1556
00:54:05,802 --> 00:54:08,374
Barry, I'm so sorry.

1557
00:54:08,374 --> 00:54:09,544
Hey, babe.

1558
00:54:09,544 --> 00:54:11,781
You look really big.

1559
00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:13,852
[dart guns firing]

1560
00:54:13,852 --> 00:54:15,689
[grunts]

1561
00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:16,791
[gunfire]

1562
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:17,993
A bit outgunned here.

1563
00:54:17,993 --> 00:54:19,597
- Cover me!
- Cover you?

1564
00:54:19,597 --> 00:54:20,799
Cover you where?

1565
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,636
- [Lana grunts]
- [Cyril groans]

1566
00:54:22,636 --> 00:54:23,939
[laughs]
I did it!

1567
00:54:23,939 --> 00:54:26,076
I really did it!
Whoo-hoo!

1568
00:54:26,076 --> 00:54:27,512
Now let's get
the hell out of here.

1569
00:54:27,512 --> 00:54:28,782
Oh, right, death!

1570
00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:30,919
Barry, hold on to my CPU.

1571
00:54:32,121 --> 00:54:33,692
[grunts]

1572
00:54:33,692 --> 00:54:37,465
- [electricity crackling]
- [yells]

1573
00:54:37,465 --> 00:54:39,502
- [explosion]
- [grunts]

1574
00:54:40,204 --> 00:54:42,576
[Katya and Barry] We have
merged our consciousness.

1575
00:54:42,576 --> 00:54:46,551
Now witness the true power
of Katbar.

1576
00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:47,987
- [Katya] Left.
- [Barry] No, no. I'm leading.

1577
00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:49,557
- [Katya] Left, then right.
- [Barry] I'm leading.

1578
00:54:49,557 --> 00:54:52,596
This is like the worst
three-legged race of all time.

1579
00:54:52,596 --> 00:54:55,969
[grunts] Slater, you are gonna
give me that detonator,

1580
00:54:55,969 --> 00:54:58,675
or I'm gonna pull
your trachea out

1581
00:54:58,675 --> 00:55:00,545
through your dick hole!

1582
00:55:00,545 --> 00:55:02,015
[Slater laughs]

1583
00:55:02,015 --> 00:55:04,687
Detonator?
You think there's a detonator?

1584
00:55:04,687 --> 00:55:06,089
What am I, an amateur?

1585
00:55:06,089 --> 00:55:07,593
Jesus, Lana.

1586
00:55:07,593 --> 00:55:09,563
You use detonators
when you want there to be

1587
00:55:09,563 --> 00:55:11,701
an option to explode or not.

1588
00:55:11,701 --> 00:55:13,972
You use a timer when you--

1589
00:55:13,972 --> 00:55:16,409
[explosion]

1590
00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:23,725
[muffled explosion]

1591
00:55:23,725 --> 00:55:25,662
[concrete cracking]

1592
00:55:25,662 --> 00:55:27,700
[dramatic music]

1593
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:31,506
♪ ♪

1594
00:55:31,506 --> 00:55:33,845
[phone ringing]

1595
00:55:33,845 --> 00:55:35,983
That sound you just heard
was the dam bursting.

1596
00:55:35,983 --> 00:55:38,487
Get everyone out now!

1597
00:55:38,487 --> 00:55:40,592
No, I'm not a lady.

1598
00:55:40,592 --> 00:55:43,130
[water rushing]

1599
00:55:43,130 --> 00:55:45,133
[Lana grunts, screams]

1600
00:55:46,971 --> 00:55:48,140
Hasn't this guy
ever heard of a buffer

1601
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:49,877
on his goddamn time bomb?

1602
00:55:49,877 --> 00:55:51,547
Ah, don't worry.

1603
00:55:51,547 --> 00:55:53,618
I'll tell everyone
how I tried to stop you.

1604
00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:55,689
Enjoy prison, buddy.

1605
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:57,793
You used the "enjoy" line
already, Slater!

1606
00:55:57,793 --> 00:56:00,632
- Archer, don't do it.
- Who would I be if I didn't?

1607
00:56:00,632 --> 00:56:02,536
Besides, you know I'm the best
when saving the world

1608
00:56:02,536 --> 00:56:04,873
happens to coincide
with being super petty.

1609
00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:08,782
- [yells]
- [grunts]

1610
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,552
[blows landing]

1611
00:56:10,552 --> 00:56:13,658
- [groans]
- [grunting]

1612
00:56:13,658 --> 00:56:15,762
[concrete cracking]

1613
00:56:15,762 --> 00:56:17,800
Goodbye, Archer.

1614
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,772
No!
I... hate... goodbyes!

1615
00:56:20,772 --> 00:56:23,243
[concrete crumbles]

1616
00:56:23,243 --> 00:56:25,181
[Slater grunts]

1617
00:56:25,181 --> 00:56:26,818
Help me!

1618
00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:29,122
[chuckles]
Why would I do that?

1619
00:56:29,122 --> 00:56:30,592
[Slater] Because I know...

1620
00:56:30,592 --> 00:56:31,994
- who your father is.
- [Archer] What?

1621
00:56:31,994 --> 00:56:33,230
What, you don't think the CIA

1622
00:56:33,230 --> 00:56:35,702
ever ran your DNA
through our database?

1623
00:56:35,702 --> 00:56:37,906
I-I mean,
that does accord

1624
00:56:37,906 --> 00:56:39,944
with my sense
of my own importance.

1625
00:56:39,944 --> 00:56:41,914
I looked it up
and deleted it.

1626
00:56:41,914 --> 00:56:43,083
I'm the only one who knows.

1627
00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:44,653
I did it for leverage.

1628
00:56:44,653 --> 00:56:46,591
God, it sucks
that you're clever sometimes!

1629
00:56:46,591 --> 00:56:48,661
Hey, if you don't save me,

1630
00:56:48,661 --> 00:56:50,565
you'll never know
your father's identity.

1631
00:56:50,565 --> 00:56:51,868
[concrete crumbles]

1632
00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:55,207
♪ ♪

1633
00:56:55,207 --> 00:56:57,880
Slater, turns out,
I don't need to know.

1634
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,589
Oh, that is such horseshiiiiit!

1635
00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:04,994
But hey, enjoy falling.

1636
00:57:04,994 --> 00:57:08,668
Hey, Slater,
now I'm <i>your</i> daddy!

1637
00:57:08,668 --> 00:57:10,204
Ha!
Wait, no, didn't say that.

1638
00:57:10,204 --> 00:57:11,708
No one heard it.

1639
00:57:11,708 --> 00:57:13,210
It was the "enjoy" line
and then nothing.

1640
00:57:13,210 --> 00:57:14,913
That's what ended it.
That's all I said.

1641
00:57:15,915 --> 00:57:17,085
<i>And the final tally:</i>

1642
00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:20,091
<i>172 to 21.</i>

1643
00:57:20,091 --> 00:57:23,163
<i>Private spy agencies
are outlawed.</i>

1644
00:57:23,163 --> 00:57:25,101
- [applause over TV]
- God damn it.

1645
00:57:25,101 --> 00:57:26,704
[all groan]

1646
00:57:26,704 --> 00:57:28,608
[clears throat]

1647
00:57:28,608 --> 00:57:30,746
Uh, little surprise
for you all.

1648
00:57:30,746 --> 00:57:33,718
We got a cut
of that shantytown's crypto,

1649
00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:36,591
and we're all... millionaires!

1650
00:57:36,591 --> 00:57:37,726
[all cheer]

1651
00:57:37,726 --> 00:57:39,730
- [phone beeps]
- What? No!

1652
00:57:39,730 --> 00:57:41,567
Sell.
Sell, sell, sell!

1653
00:57:41,567 --> 00:57:45,241
[sighs] Well, we--we all
have... a little bit of money.

1654
00:57:45,241 --> 00:57:47,111
- All right.
- Hooray.

1655
00:57:47,111 --> 00:57:48,313
OK, here's my pitch.

1656
00:57:48,313 --> 00:57:50,852
We use your money
to fund my research

1657
00:57:50,852 --> 00:57:53,992
to colonize the moon...
with werewolves.

1658
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:56,864
Think about it.
The moon is always full there.

1659
00:57:56,864 --> 00:58:00,004
Ooh.
I'm liking it.

1660
00:58:00,004 --> 00:58:04,212
You are the biggest bunch
of undisciplined, petty weirdos

1661
00:58:04,212 --> 00:58:06,082
I have ever met.

1662
00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:09,623
And, my God,
it has been an honor.

1663
00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,326
Thousand pound
this is a bull's-eye.

1664
00:58:11,326 --> 00:58:13,931
Make it five!
[belches]

1665
00:58:14,432 --> 00:58:16,269
Ow!
Damn it, Zara!

1666
00:58:16,269 --> 00:58:18,006
- [laughs]
- [Zara] Yes! That counts!

1667
00:58:18,006 --> 00:58:20,144
Guys.
Guys!

1668
00:58:20,144 --> 00:58:22,783
Hey, jackasses!

1669
00:58:22,783 --> 00:58:24,620
OK, sorry.
Sorry, that was harsh.

1670
00:58:24,620 --> 00:58:25,822
I just wanted to say
that, you know,

1671
00:58:25,822 --> 00:58:27,325
we did something
really good today.

1672
00:58:27,325 --> 00:58:29,630
And yeah, we fucked up before...

1673
00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:30,932
a lot.

1674
00:58:30,932 --> 00:58:32,803
But we've done
a lot of good too.

1675
00:58:32,803 --> 00:58:35,074
And--and maybe we all gave up
a lot of stuff to do it,

1676
00:58:35,074 --> 00:58:37,646
you know, like--
like normal lives and...

1677
00:58:37,646 --> 00:58:41,253
healthy relationships
and not having all these scars.

1678
00:58:41,253 --> 00:58:43,992
But the thing is,
I'm proud of these scars.

1679
00:58:43,992 --> 00:58:45,361
I'm proud of us.

1680
00:58:45,361 --> 00:58:47,699
And I know Malory
would be too.

1681
00:58:47,699 --> 00:58:48,902
But you know what?

1682
00:58:48,902 --> 00:58:50,171
Life is not over yet, OK?

1683
00:58:50,171 --> 00:58:51,808
You guys are gonna do
great new things

1684
00:58:51,808 --> 00:58:53,377
you haven't even thought of.

1685
00:58:53,377 --> 00:58:55,649
And--and so am I.

1686
00:58:55,649 --> 00:58:57,051
And I'm trying really hard
to convince myself

1687
00:58:57,051 --> 00:58:58,320
of that right now, but I--

1688
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,957
I really think I believe it.

1689
00:58:59,957 --> 00:59:01,326
And you should too.

1690
00:59:01,326 --> 00:59:04,065
'Cause I love you guys,
all of you.

1691
00:59:04,065 --> 00:59:05,869
And you deserve
all of the happiness

1692
00:59:05,869 --> 00:59:08,207
this fucked-up world
can give you.

1693
00:59:08,207 --> 00:59:09,877
- [crying]
- [all talking at once]

1694
00:59:09,877 --> 00:59:11,213
[Krieger]
I would miss you guys so much

1695
00:59:11,213 --> 00:59:13,985
if I didn't have clones
of all of you.

1696
00:59:13,985 --> 00:59:15,755
Hey, Archer,
what are you gonna--

1697
00:59:15,755 --> 00:59:17,091
Archer?

1698
00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:18,293
Where'd he go?

1699
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:20,397
[somber music]

1700
00:59:20,397 --> 00:59:21,868
- [Katya and Archer moaning]
- [springs squeaking]

1701
00:59:21,868 --> 00:59:25,374
- [Katya] Oh, Sterling.
- [Archer] Oh. Oh, Katya.

1702
00:59:25,374 --> 00:59:26,409
It's even better
than I imagined.

1703
00:59:26,409 --> 00:59:28,113
[Katya moans]

1704
00:59:28,113 --> 00:59:29,082
[Barry]
This is mind-blowing.

1705
00:59:29,082 --> 00:59:31,086
I mean, wow.

1706
00:59:31,086 --> 00:59:32,823
Barry, I'm gonna need you
to stop talking.

1707
00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:34,225
Oh, but it's so different.

1708
00:59:34,225 --> 00:59:35,695
Stop talking!

1709
00:59:35,695 --> 00:59:37,866
[springs squeaking]

1710
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:39,703
OK, start talking again.

1711
00:59:39,703 --> 00:59:41,841
That was actually
really working for me.

1712
00:59:41,841 --> 00:59:46,316
[all moaning]

1713
00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:48,888
- [Barry] Whoa-ho! Oh, yeah!
- [Archer] Oh!

1714
00:59:52,161 --> 00:59:54,900
[mellow jazzy music]

1715
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,837
♪ ♪

1716
00:59:56,837 --> 00:59:58,106
[elevator bell dings]

1717
00:59:58,106 --> 00:59:59,710
Not sure
what you're looking for,

1718
00:59:59,710 --> 01:00:00,979
but we're closed.

1719
01:00:00,979 --> 01:00:03,250
Oh, I'm looking for you,
Ms. Kane.

1720
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:06,724
Have you seen
Sterling Archer recently?

1721
01:00:06,724 --> 01:00:07,859
[chuckles] Have you?

1722
01:00:07,859 --> 01:00:09,329
He disappeared after Sochi.

1723
01:00:09,329 --> 01:00:11,433
I hear he's been on quite
the tear of rogue espionage.

1724
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:14,740
Yes, well, we were hoping
you might help us with that.

1725
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:16,409
And "we" is?

1726
01:00:16,409 --> 01:00:20,017
I represent a new joint
CIA-MI6 coordinating group.

1727
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,154
Private spying
may be a thing of the past,

1728
01:00:22,154 --> 01:00:24,425
but the world's still
a complicated place.

1729
01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:27,164
Sometimes flexible solutions
are needed.

1730
01:00:27,164 --> 01:00:29,302
That's who "we" is.

1731
01:00:29,302 --> 01:00:31,339
So private spying is dead,

1732
01:00:31,339 --> 01:00:34,012
but sometimes you need
someone nonpublic.

1733
01:00:34,012 --> 01:00:35,214
Precisely!

1734
01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:38,922
And Mr. Archer...
is a problem for us.

1735
01:00:38,922 --> 01:00:40,424
Ha, try having
a kid with him.

1736
01:00:40,424 --> 01:00:42,461
We can't have him
out there freelancing.

1737
01:00:42,461 --> 01:00:44,432
Too chaotic, too messy.

1738
01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:46,436
No sense of perspective.

1739
01:00:46,436 --> 01:00:47,773
So you've come to me.

1740
01:00:47,773 --> 01:00:49,075
One job.

1741
01:00:49,075 --> 01:00:50,779
We don't care
how long it takes.

1742
01:00:50,779 --> 01:00:53,818
Generous stipend,
rotating diplomatic covers,

1743
01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:56,056
sizable bonus upon completion.

1744
01:00:56,056 --> 01:00:59,428
Just bring in Sterling Archer.

1745
01:00:59,863 --> 01:01:01,099
I'll think about it.

1746
01:01:01,099 --> 01:01:02,936
We'd expect nothing less,
Ms. Kane.

1747
01:01:04,472 --> 01:01:07,044
[person giggles]

1748
01:01:07,044 --> 01:01:08,513
Don't worry, Mom.
I got him.

1749
01:01:08,513 --> 01:01:10,986
[Lana] Very funny, AJ.
How was the zoo?

1750
01:01:10,986 --> 01:01:13,357
Mom, it was amazing!
I saw an elephant.

1751
01:01:13,357 --> 01:01:15,127
We had cotton candy.
Dad got me a--

1752
01:01:15,127 --> 01:01:17,197
Shh!
Let it be a surprise.

1753
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:21,106
Uh-oh.
Do you two need... to talk?

1754
01:01:21,106 --> 01:01:23,343
I'll go wait in the car.

1755
01:01:23,343 --> 01:01:24,947
[giggles]

1756
01:01:24,947 --> 01:01:27,284
Well, you better be able
to live off that stipend,

1757
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,222
because you're never
bringing me in.

1758
01:01:29,222 --> 01:01:30,825
Oh, dream on, buddy.

1759
01:01:30,825 --> 01:01:32,094
Could be fun, though.

1760
01:01:32,094 --> 01:01:33,497
Cat and mouse for years.

1761
01:01:33,497 --> 01:01:35,200
Glimpses in the corridor.

1762
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,104
Imagine
the erotic possibilities.

1763
01:01:37,104 --> 01:01:39,342
- Ugh.
- Then it's settled.

1764
01:01:39,342 --> 01:01:41,146
Visits with AJ are off-limits?

1765
01:01:41,146 --> 01:01:43,216
Oh, obviously.

1766
01:01:43,216 --> 01:01:46,289
Here's to a suspense-filled
three days before I catch you.

1767
01:01:46,289 --> 01:01:48,527
[somber music]

1768
01:01:48,527 --> 01:01:50,264
Well, got to head back
to the shadows.

1769
01:01:50,264 --> 01:01:51,834
[sighs]

1770
01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:53,838
It was quite the thing,
wasn't it?

1771
01:01:53,838 --> 01:01:55,073
Right?

1772
01:01:56,075 --> 01:01:58,981
[sighs]

1773
01:01:58,981 --> 01:02:01,519
Hey, Lana,
I, um--

1774
01:02:01,519 --> 01:02:04,058
about us...

1775
01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:06,196
I'm really gonna miss
hearing what you--

1776
01:02:06,196 --> 01:02:07,431
what you think about stuff.

1777
01:02:09,201 --> 01:02:11,472
[sighs] Couldn't have
said that ten years ago?

1778
01:02:12,876 --> 01:02:13,944
Asshole.

1779
01:02:15,147 --> 01:02:17,284
- Oh, and, Lana?
- Yeah?

1780
01:02:17,284 --> 01:02:18,988
Like I said, AJ and I
went to the zoo,

1781
01:02:18,988 --> 01:02:22,227
and, uh, you should probably
buy a gibbon cage.

1782
01:02:23,463 --> 01:02:25,134
[sighs]

1783
01:02:25,134 --> 01:02:27,338
God damn it.

1784
01:02:27,338 --> 01:02:34,552
♪ ♪

1785
01:02:35,387 --> 01:02:37,559
- [elevator bell dings]
- Lana, I got your message--

1786
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:39,563
Archer?
What are you doing here?

1787
01:02:39,563 --> 01:02:42,168
And where the hell do you
get off not saying goodbye?

1788
01:02:42,168 --> 01:02:43,437
Well, Pam, I hate goodbyes.

1789
01:02:43,437 --> 01:02:45,007
And I knew I'd see you again.

1790
01:02:45,007 --> 01:02:46,443
So, what,
you pretended to be Lana

1791
01:02:46,443 --> 01:02:48,146
and called me here
to apologize?

1792
01:02:48,146 --> 01:02:51,186
Pfft, no, it's just that I've
been out there on my own

1793
01:02:51,186 --> 01:02:52,889
and it's--it's not sustainable.

1794
01:02:52,889 --> 01:02:54,225
No one to watch my back.

1795
01:02:54,225 --> 01:02:56,162
What happened
to thriving solo

1796
01:02:56,162 --> 01:02:58,100
in literally any situation?

1797
01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,903
Eh, I might have been wrong.

1798
01:02:59,903 --> 01:03:02,475
You want in? High danger.
Not a lot of money.

1799
01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:05,949
Just get
in the goddamn elevator.

1800
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:08,086
- So where to?
- Tangier.

1801
01:03:08,086 --> 01:03:10,959
- What we got there?
- Not a fucking clue.

1802
01:03:10,959 --> 01:03:12,360
- [elevator bell dings]
- Perfect.

1803
01:03:16,068 --> 01:03:23,015
♪ ♪

1804
01:03:50,571 --> 01:03:53,443
<i>Made in Georgia.</i>