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I am the target.
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I am the target.
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I am the target.
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Then go already!
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Ya big...
bag with which one douches.
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I'm sorry, what's that?
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I can't hear you...
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Over the sound...
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Of my deafening awesomeness.
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Women...
Oh, I hate him so much.
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Three hundred bucks, ladies!
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Come render the
salad unto Caesar!
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Whoa whoa whoa! Huh-uh!
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We're still in the lead.
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Well yeah, but just by one.
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Yes?
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And Cyril's got three throws
left to get two measly points!
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For the win.
Exactly.
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Are you shitting me?!
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Will you shut up?!
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Ignore him, forget those first two
darts, and just find your center.
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Maybe it's in your vagina...
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C'mon, Cyril! Whassa matter?
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Can't perform under pressure?
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I...
Could you repeat that, please?
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Onomotopoeia.
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O, N, O, M... O, T, O... Pee?
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Geezie Petes.
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You idiot!
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How could you miss that?!
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How could he not?
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He's Cyril!
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C'mon ladies, I'm buyin!
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Way to go, Chokely Carmichael.
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Hey Pam, wait up!
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C'mon, get me drunk enough, and
I might have sex with you.
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Really?!
No, it's a Catch-22.
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The amount of alcohol I'd
need would literally kill me.
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But I do wanna see how many pool
balls can fit in your mouth.
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My record's three...
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Come on, buddy...
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You want a drink?
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Not even some vinegar and water?!
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With friends like that, eh?
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Hm?
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Your friends.
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Well, they're not really my friends,
we just work togeth...
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Oh, hello...
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ISIS, you said?
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I... No, I didn't say that.
Well, somebody must've.
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Champagne?
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George, by the way.
George Spelvin.
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Cyril Figgis. And thank you.
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Neh, thank me tomorrow...
After Cyril Figgis saves the day.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I dunno what Mother's so mad about, but...
God, Pam, would you hurry up?
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Would you shut up?!
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Frickin head's poundin, I'm sweatin
booze, and my mouth is killin me.
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You're the one who stuffed
four pool balls in it.
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Personal best!
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Your mother must be so proud...
Yeah, oh wait, she's dead.
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And what's up with your mother?
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What comes after infuriated?
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Great, that's what I need,
coming off a blackout drunk.
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Yeah, the last thing I remember was...
I don't know, were we super-bitchy to Cyril?
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Great, now he's gonna be moping around
like Droopy Dawg on downers for...
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Morning, gang!
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Jeez Archer, what's got
your mom so darn worked up?
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This! Krieger?
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And the damn thing is spreading!
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To every computer in the office!
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Do you think this is funny?!
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Do you not?
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Nobody can do any work!
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Yeah, so can we go home?
Absolutely!
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Right after you idiots de-worm
the entire computer network!
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How're we supposed to do that?!
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Well, I could take a crack at it...
Don't! Touch it!
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Cyril!
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Go do whatever it is you do...
Like suck at stuff.
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And leave this to people
who are more qualified.
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At not sucking at stuff.
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Cyril, beat it!
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Krieger is on this!
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I think.
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I mean, least I have a...
Hunch, hunch!
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What, what?!
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Ahem. Inappropriate.
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What do you mean?
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No, I mean the first part worked.
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I snuck into the mainframe last night,
after all the champagne and the, uh...
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Handjobs.
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Yeah, The twins are
quite fond of you.
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I loaded that into the mainframe...
Splendid!
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Then open your dish!
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But part two, where I use your secret
code to kill the worm and kinda,
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be the hero for once,
that didn't happen.
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Don't worry about
it, open your dish.
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No thanks...
Cyril.
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I got that specially for you, and
quite frankly you're insulting me.
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Now open.
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Your dish.
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Sorry George, I didn't mean to be...
George there's money in there!
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Oh good, for a second I thought they'd
brought you chicken toes or something.
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George why is there
money in there?!
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Cyril, I've been...
just a teeny bit less than honest with you.
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Oh no...
No now, it's nothing sinister.
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I design computer
security systems.
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CIA, MI-6, ODIN,
all the biggies.
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You...
must be pretty good at it.
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Too good, that's the problem.
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My systems can't be hacked, so now I
can't convince anyone to upgrade.
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Which is why I designed this.
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And thanks for
helping me test it.
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If it's that easy on an XL-9
network like the one at ISIS,
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I think I can convince my
clients they're at risk.
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Wh-? ! What kind of risk?!
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Not from this!
It's just a cute little pirate.
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But it shows there are...
flaws out there that can be exploited.
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By bad people.
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Trust me, it's for
the greater good.
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Yeah, I guess... it just seems
Look, if you're uncomfortable
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taking the fifty grand, I'll just...
No no! Fifty grand?
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- Wow... No, I mean, as long as it's for
the greater good... - Oh, it is.
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And as long as I can still, ya know,
swoop in and save the day...
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OK...
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That might be a problem.
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Ya think?!
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I do.
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Because now the worm is in the mainframe
databanks, and...
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Dammit, Pam!
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Sorry!
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I was just checkin to see
if it's still doin it!
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Of course it's still doing it!
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"Hunch, hunch!"
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What, what?
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Pam!
That's not me!
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Yes it is!
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Pam, I swear to God...!
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Yeah, quit screwing around, Pam!
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This is serious.
Very.
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Because if the worm gets into the
mainframe's encrypted files...
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Holy shit! The identity of every single
ISIS field agent is on there!
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So what?
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Because most secret agents
don't tell every harlot from
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here to Hanoi that they
are secret agents!
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Then why be one?
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"Hunch, hunch! What, what?"
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Just turn off the mainframe!
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Yeah, we tried that...
Then how is it still on?!
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Because the worm has transformed
the mainframe... into a sentient being!
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What?!
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I'm kidding, there's
a battery backup.
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Yeah. Over there.
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Behind about two tons of steel,
and one electronic lock.
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Which is controlled
by the mainframe.
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Well what genius
thought that up?!
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This one.
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Sorry!
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And where the hell have you been?
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On agency business.
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At the bank.
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Sesame Ginger Savings and Loan?
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What's all this?
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This, is the backbreaking work we've been
doing, while you were getting takeout
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from your stupid Chinese bank!
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Every single one of these has to be
wiped, reformatted, the whole shmeel.
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What? But it's just a little
cartoon pirate!
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Was. But it mutated, and now we're
like, on the brink of World War Two.
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Three.
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It's not a competition, Pam!
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Well, is it or isn't it?!
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I don't know! I mean, the mainframe
thinks they're nuclear missile launches,
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but it's so screwed up... "Hunch, hunch!
What, what?"
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Sorry!
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Case in point, there's really no
way to be sure.
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So what am I supposed to do,
just look out the window?!
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No, you don't wanna be
anywhere near a window.
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Same thing in a tornado.
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And they can't even turn off
the stupid mainframe because
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some stupid battery thing
is in some stupid vault.
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But they don't need to turn off the...
Darn it, I can fix this!
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Oh please, he couldn't fix...
dinner.
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He doesn't need to, with a bank like...
Not a real bank.
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Dammit!
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Sorry... But I have no idea
how to open this thing.
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Not really my... legerdemain.
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You mean bailiwick?
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I dunno, whatever, look out.
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What're you... Archer, no!
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For the love of God, man!
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You massive ssshole!
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I'm sorry, I thought
that would work!
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Really.
No, look at that thing.
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It's like it's made out
of Wolverine's bones.
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You know...
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Cause they're...
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Does nobody read X-Men?!
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So hey, how about I take a crack?
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I bet I can kill
that pesky old worm.
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How?
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Ya gonna disappoint it to death?
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Hey, ya know what?!
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Yes, I do.
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Beat it Cyril, let
the grown-ups work.
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But leave this, I'm starving.
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No! Gimme that!
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Hey, wait a damn minute!
I said I was hungry.
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Great.
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Rrrrungh!
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There, now we don't have to
re-format all those stupid things.
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- Brilliant.
- Right?
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Totally.
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Because how's the elevator
supposed to work with a jillion
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pounds of frickin
computers on it?!
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Who am I, Elisha Otis?
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C'mon, pick up pick up pick up...
Cyril.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing's going on!
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Hi, you've reached George Spelvin,
por Espanol...
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Hated that phone.
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Always dropping calls.
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Probably holding it wrong.
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Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis
always does everything wrong,
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is that what you mean?!
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Basically.
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Well for your information, Cyril
Figgis knows how to beat the worm!
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I bet.
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The computer worm!
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Krieger can't even beat it!
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Krieger, who's virtual girlfriend is so
real the state of New York
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is allowing
him to legally marry her!
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Oh, Kureega-san!
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Soon we will to be married, yes?
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Very soon, my little cherry blossom...
Would you please! Focus!
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Nooooo!
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Kureega-san!
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Nooooo! You maniac!
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You blew her up!
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Oh, damn you!
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God damn you all to hell!
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So how's this going?
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Not great.
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The worm's decrypting the ISIS
agent list and then, apparently,
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it's going to upload them
to an off-site server.
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Oh my God...
Plus now I'm going to die alone.
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And once the worm decrypts the cover
list and uploads it - to whoever is
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behind this foul deed - every ISIS
agent in the field will be exposed.
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And probably killed.
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Oh my... Archer, do something!
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Who am I, Alan Turing?
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Also from X-Men.
254
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,709
Sterling!
What?!
255
00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,273
Are we keeping you
from something?
256
00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:43,268
No.
Well?
257
00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:44,934
Well what? Cyril was just
258
00:11:45,531 --> 00:11:48,054
right here Like, one second ago.
259
00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:51,139
So where are we, what's the plan?
260
00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:53,782
I'm going to sell it.
261
00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:57,401
The Russians, maybe the North Koreans...
famine or no,
262
00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:58,627
they've got a shitload of money.
263
00:11:58,747 --> 00:12:00,337
But... you can't do that!
264
00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:03,706
One moment, darlings...
Of course I can.
265
00:12:03,775 --> 00:12:06,220
Once my little worm uploads
the list to my server.
266
00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,656
But it's not yours!
267
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:08,811
You stole it!
268
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,794
Bought it. From you.
269
00:12:10,914 --> 00:12:13,298
Well, then sell it back to me!
270
00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:14,717
Can't.
You just said you could!
271
00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,394
Well "won't" then, whatever.
272
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,521
Look.
Take the money back!
273
00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:20,781
Here's the... almost
fifty thousand!
274
00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:21,833
Count it!
275
00:12:21,953 --> 00:12:24,561
You'd still be about
three zeros short.
276
00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:25,963
Fifty million?!
277
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:26,931
Seller's market.
278
00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,853
But that's not fair... oww!
279
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:31,201
It is exactly fair!
280
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,336
You made a choice!
281
00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:35,339
And just like every other choice that
every other human being has ever made,
282
00:12:35,408 --> 00:12:36,674
it has a consequence!
283
00:12:36,743 --> 00:12:38,774
But I just wanted to show them I could...
Them?!
284
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:43,479
Or maybe your father, who never
thought you quite measured up!
285
00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:46,317
He... how did you know that?
286
00:12:46,385 --> 00:12:51,079
- Just a guess really. - Okay okay, what if...
what if I get you the fifty million?
287
00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:53,525
One is inclined to ask how.
288
00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:57,014
Well I happen to be...
a kickass accountant!
289
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,973
Did that sound a lot
better in your head?
290
00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:02,167
Yes it did.
291
00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:05,672
Damn, thas over half
the cover list!
292
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,563
Krieger, we don't have much time!
293
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:08,956
Can you stop the worm or not?!
294
00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:13,546
Oh... I thought we were putting all our
eggs in the battery-shutdown basket.
295
00:13:13,615 --> 00:13:17,183
No, it could take hours for this
thing to bypass the electronic lock!
296
00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:19,084
Well then I better
get my turtleneck.
297
00:13:19,153 --> 00:13:22,796
Archer! Hey so, uh... you busy?
Yes!
298
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:24,456
Or no, I dunno.
299
00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:25,426
Who's asking?
300
00:13:25,546 --> 00:13:27,104
You, Cyril,
301
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,094
are a [BEEP] idiot!
302
00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:32,081
I just wanted to show everybody
I could perform under pressure!
303
00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:34,359
And just for once, be
the guy who... oww!
304
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,275
Who what?!
Betrays the agency?!
305
00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:37,835
And then begs me to save you?!
306
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:39,105
No, not me!
307
00:13:39,174 --> 00:13:40,768
All those field agents!
308
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,411
Rrgh!
309
00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:44,545
How much did he pay you?
310
00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,016
Fif... orty thousand?
311
00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:47,142
Cyril.
Fifty thousand.
312
00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:47,810
Mine.
313
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:51,852
- But I already spent like, three thousand
on new suits, and shoes and... - Mine.
314
00:13:51,921 --> 00:13:55,648
Take the suits to my tailor and
the shoes to my shoemaker.
315
00:13:56,259 --> 00:13:57,474
You have a shoemaker?
316
00:13:58,928 --> 00:13:59,806
Do you not?
317
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,524
I am unbelievably
angry right now.
318
00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,650
That's good, you
should channel that.
319
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,712
Onto Spelvin, whose
fault this is.
320
00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:16,054
Shut up and break it down for me.
321
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,308
You've been inside,
what's the layout?
322
00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:21,208
Well, let's see uh, it's pretty big...
What's the floorplan!
323
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,894
Where's the primary ingress!
324
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:23,828
Orientation!
325
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,375
Are there windows, do they face west,
can we use the sun to our advantage?!
326
00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:30,973
I'm pretty sure it has windows...
327
00:14:33,646 --> 00:14:35,098
Gimme the gun.
No, why?
328
00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:36,434
We're here, idiot.
329
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,240
Oh.
330
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,943
Once you're in, give
this to Spelvin.
331
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,778
It's full of counterfeit
bearer bonds.
332
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,383
Where'd you get
counterfeit bearer bonds.
333
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:44,582
Don't open it!
334
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,585
There's a canister of knockout
gas wired to the latch.
335
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,773
Cool...
Duh.
336
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:52,322
Okay, try not to screw...
Wait, it's just Spelvin up there, right?
337
00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,588
Um...
Cyril.
338
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:57,615
There's probably two incredibly
sexy Asian women in bikinis?
339
00:14:57,735 --> 00:15:00,203
Oh.
I'm suddenly much less angry.
340
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:04,244
Well, you say that...
Dammit, the worm's got the list!
341
00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:06,261
How long will it take to
upload it to the server?!
342
00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,678
I dunno, maybe... five hours?
343
00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:12,778
Oh good, then we've got some time
Or minutes, look I'm a little busy.
344
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:15,133
Gettin back in the
ol' dating game.
345
00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:16,248
Yep!
346
00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:19,351
Fifty million dollars
in real bearer bonds!
347
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,721
Which are um, real.
Unbelievable.
348
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,795
Well, like I said...
Literally.
349
00:15:23,915 --> 00:15:25,131
I don't believe you.
350
00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,051
Just open it up and look!
351
00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:28,428
At what, Cyril?
352
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:30,991
A big spritz of knockout gas?
353
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,928
Apparently not.
354
00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:35,067
Exactly!
355
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,946
Because I don't even know
if that's a real thing!
356
00:15:38,066 --> 00:15:41,541
Okay, Spelvin, where's
the ISIS cover list?
357
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,611
Over there, on the server.
358
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,882
Where's the... Hellooo, kitties...
Listen, if you're not busy
359
00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:51,186
after, we should go grab
a drink or... Wh-?!
360
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,220
Dammit, Cyril!
361
00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:53,288
Remember to channel it!
362
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:54,690
You said they were sexy!
363
00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:56,203
Ninjas are sexy!
Right?
364
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,821
I mean I think so.
365
00:15:59,273 --> 00:16:01,286
Look, I don't
want to hurt you ladies...
366
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:06,206
So how about we all just put our swords
down and...
367
00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:08,310
You don't have a sword.
368
00:16:09,988 --> 00:16:11,650
Can I?
Sure, why not.
369
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,464
Keiko, katana!
370
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,155
Well now she doesn't have a...
371
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,275
We're just set on doing this, huh?
Yes, we are.
372
00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,570
Gotcha.
373
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,717
That was a gift.
Shut up.
374
00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,025
Come on.
375
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,461
Sorry in advance for this.
376
00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:42,018
Wait wait, stop!
377
00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,193
Stop.
Do you hear that?!
378
00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,699
Hear what?!
That crunching noise?
379
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,376
Do you hear this?!
380
00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:50,648
No no no, hang on,
don't... aaaghhh!
381
00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:53,264
Channel it Archer, channel it!
Shit!
382
00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:54,814
I think so.
383
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:58,258
Cyril, get the [BEEP] gun!
384
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:02,432
Okay...
You're bringing this on yourself!
385
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,537
Any time now, Cyril!
386
00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:12,333
Pity... Probably have to knock five percent
off my asking price for the list...
387
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:13,600
More than that, I bet.
388
00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:16,665
Seller's market.
Wait wait, stop! Stop!
389
00:17:17,248 --> 00:17:18,587
Do you hear that?!
390
00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,623
No, you tit, the only thing I hear is...
391
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,841
D-drop it, Spelvin!
392
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,831
Oh Cyril...
I'm warning you!
393
00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:29,725
Shoot him! But just him, I think
the twins are warming up to me.
394
00:17:29,845 --> 00:17:31,375
Right, you guys?
395
00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:34,156
Am I getting some signals?
Shut up.
396
00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:34,981
Make me.
397
00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:37,805
Cyril, we both know
you can't do it.
398
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,959
Y-yes I can!
399
00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:42,008
Then go ahead, Cyril... shoot!
400
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,956
Just him though!
Right?
401
00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:46,684
I...I...
Don't have it in you.
402
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:50,737
Don't have it now, didn't have it when
you were a wheezy, four-eyed little kid,
403
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:53,072
trying to impress daddy.
404
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,785
How did you fail him?
Was it sports?
405
00:17:54,905 --> 00:17:56,686
I was all-conference lacrosse.
406
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:59,086
Pretty demanding sport,
pretty tough on the glutes.
407
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:02,429
This one knows what I'm talking about, right?
I see you checking 'em out.
408
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,606
No not sports, lookit you,
shoulders like a trout.
409
00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:06,886
Spelvin...
What?
410
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:08,385
What was the failure
411
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:12,415
that forever
killed the love in your father's heart?
412
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:16,039
Regional spelling bee.
413
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,369
Holy shit...
You suck at everything!
414
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,894
Oh, it's not his fault, he just...
415
00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:31,692
You whinging little shit.
416
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:34,792
You just cost me fifty
million dollars!
417
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:37,416
But I'm gonna get my money's worth in...
Ah ah!
418
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,184
I've still got one bullet.
419
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:42,261
Does he?
Who am I, Count...Bullets...ula?
420
00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,070
Like Dracula?
That was bad.
421
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,457
Come back to me, I can do better.
I will come back to you.
422
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:51,076
Because even if you do have one left,
you can't shoot all three of us.
423
00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:53,302
No. Just you.
424
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,631
All right, fair enough.
C'mon girls.
425
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,638
Hey, call me if you ever
wanna get that drink.
426
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,574
Either of you, both, whatever.
427
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,910
Unless the sister-thing
is weird for you.
428
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,312
I'm... obviously way into it.
429
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,478
Alright, Archer...
you win this round.
430
00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,056
No shit, Spelvin.
431
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:17,739
Well technically I won it, but...
Jeezy Petes, Archer!
432
00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:19,507
Coulda sworn you only fired six.
433
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,631
You coulda blown my foot off!
434
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:23,162
Yeah which you totally
deserve after what you did!
435
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,163
I'm sorry, okay?
436
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,544
And I promise, I'll never do
anything like that again!
437
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,051
So...
So what?
438
00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:30,907
So do you...
have to tell anybody?
439
00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:32,831
Depends.
You learn anything?
440
00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:37,342
Oh God yes, I did, I swear, I learned
a huge, valuable lesson that I will
441
00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:39,011
remember for the rest of my life!
442
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,408
Which you will spend never knowing
if I'm gonna rat you out.
443
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,515
What?!
Yeah.
444
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:43,796
So now what'd you learnn?
445
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,753
To... never confide in you?
There ya go. See?
446
00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:50,907
As long as you learn something
from it, it's not a mistake.
447
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:53,736
Okay...
Where...Archer, where are you going?
448
00:19:53,856 --> 00:19:56,762
Well judging from the decor,
I'm guessing Spelvin's got
449
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,998
one of those kickass
Japanese soaking tubs.
450
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,677
Wh-? ! After all that,
you wanna take a bath?!
451
00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:05,258
Do you not?
452
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:12,479
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