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Ohh, why the hell is your phone on?

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Because I have a social life!

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Yello?

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Why the hell is your phone on?

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Because I have -- why did you call?

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Because this is important.

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Micromanagitis.

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If we show san marino the flaws
in their palace Security,

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they've agreed to hire us
as security consultants.

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And I'm sure I don't need to
remind you that we haven't

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Gotten one of these jobs
since your uffizi fiasco.

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And yet, you always do.

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Because you learned
nothing from it.

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I learned that "Flammable"
And "Inflammable"

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Mean the same thing.

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Wait, what?

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Well, this time make sure you --

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Mother! Oh, my god!

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We've been spotted,
and they're shooting at us!

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Oh, my! Oh, god!

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Bet she's freaking out right now.

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Oh, my god!

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What shade is that --

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Crack-whore red?

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You said they were
tranquilizer darts!

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Ah, I merely implied that.

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Damn it!

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So I poisoned like five
innocent security guards?

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Would you relax?

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I'm pretty sure san marino
has universal healthcare.

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So? So, that's good for Them

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cause there's gonna be
some neurological damage.

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Oh, my. Lana.

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That is one serious diamond.

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but is it supposed to be brown?

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It's not brown, pam.

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That color is called "Champagne."

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Mm-hmm, and why do you have it?

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Because I...Am gonna
ask lana to marry me.

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And you're gonna give
her that if she says no?

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Like a big "Screw you and your
big lincoln log-y fingers"?

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So, the last thing you hear
me say is, "Oh, my god!

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They're shooting at us!
" And you don't even call me back?

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Well, I knew you weren't
in any real danger --

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You know, with lana there.

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And let's just knock
off the giggling.

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I want game faces on those heads

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For our conference
call with the prince.

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I thought he was a captain regent.

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Oh, whatever.

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All of san marino could
fit in the south bronx.

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The important thing is,
they're loaded.

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just

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Shitfaced!

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About 15 freakin' beers,
all that schuetzie, and --

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holy Shit! -- Did I honk
down a bunch of absinthe?

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I don't know, pam,
but could you lower your voice?

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I must have, 'cause I hallucinated

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you had an engagement ri--

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Not...Another...Word!

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and just what is this, I ask you?

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Hello, cheryl. What the --

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cyril, are you cheating on me?

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No, just trying to
get my muffin back.

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uh, no, you're not! I'm not?

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not like that.

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You got to slug her in the
diaphragm with a forearm shiver!

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That's good to know.

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do it!

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and no muffin. See?

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Time lost is muffin lost, along

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With my appetite -
for food, that is.

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come see me.

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Wow, I am incredibly sorry.

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But that is my decision,
ms. Archer.

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And as captain regent of san --

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I don't care if you're captain...

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Crunch! No, wait, beefheart.

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Claudio, we had a deal.

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No, wait -- kangaroo.

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And we pointed out every
single flaw in your

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Cut-rate security system.

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And now not only are you
hiring another agency...

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There was a captain kangaroo.

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...You won't even pay isis
for that security probe!

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Which means no bonuses for us.

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Wait, what? malory: Oh,
now he cares.

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Those monies will
go to medical care

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for the palace
guards they poisoned.

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What? Lana did that!

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I -- claudio:
And as for hiring odin --

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Odin?!

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Uh, skipper,
if I could jump in here...

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Trexler!

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Oh, malory.

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Even on -- what is this,
1080p? -- You look just as

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Supple and sexy as the day
I first laid eyes on you.

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Where -- in a wax museum?

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Sterling, that's no way
to talk to your mother.

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And just who in the hell
do you think you are?

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Getting isis blacklisted
at the u.N.?

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Had nothing to do with that.

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Embarrassing me in berlin?

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The entire hotel was embarrassed.

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Stealing all my
prospective clients?

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N-- yeah.

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And no matter which way I turn,
you're butting in

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That big, fat, strong,
aquiline nose of yours.

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Wait. What? trexler:
You said it was the nose of a caesar.

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Well, perhaps a lesser caesar.

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No, no.

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Now, I clearly remember
you said "Augustus"

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And "In vino Veritas."

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And the chianti was
definitely flowing...

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Among other things. Mother!

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Hmm? Oh, uh, this is

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The last time you make me
out a fool, len trexler!

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You want to play me hard? Phrasing.

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You have no idea. Well, then, you

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Better nut up... Phrasing.

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...Because I've swallowed
just about as much as

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I can take from you!

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Hey! Phrasing!

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...And we'll see who's
smirking when isis steals

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That diamond for real!

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Ooh, you're a naughty girl.

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Right, then!

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Commence operation "Rub len
trexler's big fat nose in it!"

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Sounds like you already have.

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Wait. You want us to break
back into the palace,

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Which now has the insane amount

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Of security we recommended, plus

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God knows how many odin guys...

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Yes, so take more of that poison.

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...And on top of that suck salad,
you want to sprinkle

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On the bacon bits of, "Oh, hey,

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Let's tell them we're coming"?!

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Well? Well, there's this new

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Thing called the
element of surprise?

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I'm so sorry I slammed
you in the gut.

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Geez, that's how houdini died.

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Houdini died of aids. No!

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Why do you always say that?

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And that's the thing -
I want to surprise lana.

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Well, you nailed it.

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So, this time, I need you
to not be your normal,

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Compulsively blabby self.

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W-when have I ever been blabby?

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guess who has breast cancer.

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Just one of like two

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Dozen equally appalling
videos on your website.

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They're not all equally

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App-- ohh, and have I blabbed

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About you and cheryl?

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She keeps seducing me!

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And you think you can make
that unhappen if you give

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Lana a tiny flake of brown mica?

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Cyril, look at it!

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But I spent two months' salary.

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I know, but you make shit.

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Hey, I'm doing pretty well,
thank you.

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Save the speech for the father
you continually disappoint.

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I'm head of h.R., cyril.

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I know your take-home.

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Yeah, and I -- I --

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I take home shit!

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Well, we all do.

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But what's my father ever
done that's so great --

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School superintendent?!

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Big whoop!

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There's only like 800 kids in

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The entire county, "K" Through

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12!

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I'm sorry. Uh, you were saying?

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I were saying, we all

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Make shit, so what we
should do is unionize!

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Yeah! I'll get the raise I deserve.

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Then you can buy
lana a big-boy ring.

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She'll promptly agree to marry me.

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Then you can take her home
to meet your dick dad.

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And then I shove his hawk
face right into her big

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Brown boobs and scream,
"Look at these babies, old man!

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Didn't need a varsity
letter to get those, did I?!

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So now who's a disappointment?!"

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Oh, jesus h. Jones, pam.

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What?Pwpw

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Carol? Carol?

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Oh, wait.

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Cheryl? Cheryl?

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Hello?

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Cheryl, I swear to god, if I

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Have to open my own salad again,
i will freak out!

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W-where the hell is everybody?

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So, let's assume we

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Can't access the palace
through that same skylight.

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Okay. But maybe we overlooked

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An air shaft, or maybe even some

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Access below grade.

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So let's pull up the
palace schematics.

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Um, okay.

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Maybe today... Hang on.

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...If that works for you.

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Um, let me see.

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How about now? Anything?

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No. Uh, how about now?

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No. How about now?

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No. What are you doing

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Back there? I don't know!

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What are you -
just hitting random keys?

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Well, obviously!

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Ohh, damn it, we --

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Where's the hobbit guy?

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A frickin' hobbit works here? No,
he's just a --

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Lana, they're called "Little people,
" Not "Hobbits."

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Will you --
he's a hobbit enthusiast.

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Well, yeah, but he also
knows how to work all the

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Computers and satellites and shit.

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But even though I do

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All that, I got to live with a

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Roommate in queens.

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Another example of how

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Underpaid the isis
support staff really is.

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And I, for one, am fed up!

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yeah, fed full of
muffins and denial.

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What's your problem, neck bones?

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my problem is, I remember

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What ms. Archer did to
the cleaning ladies!

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you sure, missus?

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Is plenty of space.

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No, gracias.

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okay.

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Ha! How's that for bread and roses?

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oh, my goodness.

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Yeah, that was pretty sad.

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what's sad is now nobody

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Restocks the stupid machine in

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The bathroom, so I have
to make my own tampons.

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tampons?

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Well, I don't know what that is.

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exactly, and so I say no union!

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yeah!

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No, no, no, wait.

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Hunh-unh. Don't listen to the

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"Makes her own tampons" Person!

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Listen to your hearts

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Because deep down you know

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They're exploiting us.

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But if we unite,
we can put a stop to it.

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And that supply closet is just

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Packed with poster board and

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Markers and maybe
even some glitter!

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So, who's with me
on the picket line?!

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and me!

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Really?

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you had me at "Put."

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Yes, we need a sound sensor.

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Duh!

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God, where is that equipment guy?

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And where the hell are the jumars?

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Yeah, I don't know.
This was all I could find.

261
00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:03,521
I'm thinking goggles -- yes.

262
00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:05,911
Shovels -- I don't know
how or why we'd use 'em.

263
00:10:06,725 --> 00:10:07,917
Cheryl!

264
00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,205
She's not in here!

265
00:10:09,205 --> 00:10:10,783
Well, why are you in here?

266
00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:13,144
Is the san marino
diamond in here now?

267
00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:14,701
It might be, for all we know.

268
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,705
We can't find any of

269
00:10:15,705 --> 00:10:17,257
The gear we need, we've got no

270
00:10:17,257 --> 00:10:19,539
Satcoms, no new intel, and so,

271
00:10:19,539 --> 00:10:21,053
Basically, we are totally

272
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,505
Unprepared for this mission!

273
00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:24,703
Unless it involves night-shoveling.

274
00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:27,235
Well, I want that diamond,
not to mention my

275
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,754
"Rapidly approaching room

276
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,121
Temperature" Cobb salad, so --

277
00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:33,625
Damn it. Where the hell
are all the drones?

278
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,857
what do we want? Unfair!

279
00:10:35,857 --> 00:10:37,963
when do we want it? Change!

280
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:40,527
Okay, so they're bad chanters,
but overall, this

281
00:10:40,527 --> 00:10:41,719
Strike's shaping up.

282
00:10:41,719 --> 00:10:44,095
How? Nobody knows
why we're striking.

283
00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:46,264
Well, we can't say, "Hey,
right upstairs is a

284
00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:47,899
Top secret intelligence agency."

285
00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:48,786
But it looks like we're

286
00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:50,301
Picketing the cleaners!

287
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,207
No, it doesn't. Jesus!

288
00:10:52,207 --> 00:10:54,674
stop picketing the cleaners!

289
00:10:54,674 --> 00:10:56,069
You were saying?

290
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,848
Why are people
picketing the cleaners?

291
00:10:57,848 --> 00:10:59,018
I predicted this.

292
00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,082
It's curry fury.

293
00:11:00,082 --> 00:11:01,815
Holy shit. Is that cyril?

294
00:11:01,815 --> 00:11:03,667
And pam, krieger,

295
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,007
Carol, all the...

296
00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:06,116
Drones!

297
00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:07,032
They're not picketing the

298
00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:08,982
Cleaners -- they're picketing isis!

299
00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:09,829
What's their beef?

300
00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:11,355
Oh, the same entitled

301
00:11:11,355 --> 00:11:14,261
Crap as always -
"I can't make ends meet."

302
00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:15,449
"I'm on food stamps."

303
00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:16,781
"My child died because I

304
00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,149
Couldn't afford new bone

305
00:11:18,149 --> 00:11:20,362
Marrow" -- just, "Me,
me, me, me, me!"

306
00:11:20,362 --> 00:11:21,710
Jesus, whose kid died?

307
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:22,877
Oh, who remembers?

308
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,130
Check pam's blog.

309
00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:25,445
And done, but if you

310
00:11:25,445 --> 00:11:27,525
Still want us to steal you
that gigantic diamond...

311
00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:28,774
Well, obviously.

312
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,891
...We're gonna have to
cross their picket line.

313
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,695
Well, screw that.
Yeah, what's with all the bottles?

314
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,759
It's like a trailer-park easter.

315
00:11:37,354 --> 00:11:38,582
lousy commies!

316
00:11:38,582 --> 00:11:39,679
Go back to quebec!

317
00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:40,575
Jesus!

318
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,717
Okay, strike's over, everybody.

319
00:11:42,717 --> 00:11:44,454
No, hold that line.

320
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,245
We deserve a raise, and lana

321
00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,085
Deserves a real ring, so --

322
00:11:48,881 --> 00:11:49,975
Okay, so, let's go

323
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,024
Out the back.

324
00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:52,351
Oh, my god!

325
00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:55,457
Happy easter, cyril. Lana.

326
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,923
Oh, baby, what happened to you?

327
00:11:57,923 --> 00:11:59,767
Well, see, I wanted to buy you a --

328
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:02,036
Cyril, this is not that moment.

329
00:12:02,036 --> 00:12:04,081
And we don't talk to management.

330
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,811
or ham-fisted whores.

331
00:12:05,811 --> 00:12:06,533
What?

332
00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:08,116
Yeah, no, they're right.

333
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:08,633
What?!

334
00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:10,629
No, not the whore part -
management.

335
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,433
But we're not
technically management.

336
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,684
But you make shitloads
more than we do.

337
00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:16,665
Even though you
totally depend on us.

338
00:12:16,665 --> 00:12:17,515
On you?

339
00:12:17,515 --> 00:12:19,150
Hey, we're out there risking our

340
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:22,451
Lives every -- many of the days!

341
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,396
And so, yes,
we get paid a little more.

342
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,633
How much a little more?

343
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,010
Well, it's complicated...

344
00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:28,194
No, it isn't. Don't answer that!

345
00:12:28,194 --> 00:12:29,265
...What with salary and

346
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,616
Performance incentives
and all the bonuses.

347
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:32,677
Bonuses?!

348
00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:35,702
dump her, cyril! Hey, crazy,
go macrame some tampons!

349
00:12:35,702 --> 00:12:37,531
oh, you want to hear
something crazy?

350
00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:39,436
Cyril -- thank you, pam.

351
00:12:39,436 --> 00:12:40,719
Now look, lana -- baby,

352
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,157
"Take charge cyril" Is
totally doing it for me.

353
00:12:43,157 --> 00:12:45,632
It really is, but we're
on a vital mission here.

354
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,514
Vital mission?
Not on the master clipboard.

355
00:12:48,514 --> 00:12:50,349
So, just how vital is it?

356
00:12:50,349 --> 00:12:51,620
It's incredibly vital

357
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,081
Because if they don't steal me

358
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:56,654
That huge diamond,
I will literally die.

359
00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:58,486
A diamond? In this economy?

360
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,833
You're stealing a diamond for her?

361
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,171
Oh, irony.

362
00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:03,980
And the rest of you, back to work!

363
00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,907
If that salad isn't
open in the next --

364
00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:09,804
get 'em! Stop surging!

365
00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:11,153
Archer, do something!

366
00:13:11,153 --> 00:13:12,681
I am doing something!

367
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:13,804
What are you doing?!

368
00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,031
Lana, out the back!

369
00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:18,711
Move! Hey, cyril!

370
00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,923
Cyril! Cyril!!

371
00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:22,517
What?!

372
00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:24,766
I'm saving lana, as usual!

373
00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:25,945
Hey, shut up!

374
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,645
Frickin' odin.

375
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,862
I can't believe this.

376
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:35,337
How many are there?
About a jillion.

377
00:13:35,337 --> 00:13:38,003
Damn it. A jillion
gay little copycats.

378
00:13:38,003 --> 00:13:40,652
What? I mean, I didn't invent
the turtleneck, lana, but

379
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:41,854
I was the first to recognize its

380
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,443
Potential as a tactical garment.

381
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,903
The tactical turtleneck, lana.

382
00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:47,999
Archer. The "Tactleneck."

383
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:50,423
Can you please focus? Not really.

384
00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:52,579
I don't think these goggles
were properly calibrated.

385
00:13:52,579 --> 00:13:55,947
Ditto the sound sensor and
the stupid code cloner --

386
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:58,404
All the gear those sweaty
tech dweebs normally --

387
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:00,329
Do we take the drones for granted?

388
00:14:00,329 --> 00:14:02,674
No, no, no, lana.

389
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:04,355
Do not make this about them.

390
00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:06,239
No, no, no.

391
00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:08,067
That is utterly unacceptable.

392
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,053
It's just a
cost-of-living adjustment.

393
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,713
It's strong-arm robbery!

394
00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:13,044
Come on, ms. Archer.

395
00:14:13,044 --> 00:14:14,928
You've been in there 10 hours.

396
00:14:14,928 --> 00:14:17,345
Meet us halfway, and krieger
will let you out of there.

397
00:14:17,345 --> 00:14:19,665
Or else he'll crank
up the heat again!

398
00:14:19,665 --> 00:14:22,561
I love that you
know how to do that.

399
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,396
And I love that I

400
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,201
Have an erection that didn't

401
00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,512
Involve homeless people.

402
00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:30,135
And you're cool with krieger
shuckin' your side corn?

403
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,251
Yeah, that is a
huge win-win for me.

404
00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:33,851
You hear that, ms. Archer?

405
00:14:33,851 --> 00:14:36,781
We're all on board for
the big win-win out here!

406
00:14:36,781 --> 00:14:39,375
Well, I'm not!
Do your worst, krieger!

407
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,081
Okay. oh, my god, yes!

408
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,403
Yes, go ahead! Crank up the heat!

409
00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:46,659
I'm as naked as the day I was born!

410
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:51,892
Naked or not... Well,
don't keep saying it.

411
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,917
...You can't stay in there forever.

412
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,049
Ha! I'll outlast you!

413
00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:59,766
I'm naked, and I've got
half a lime and almost...

414
00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:03,805
Nearly 2/3 of a half-gallon of --

415
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:05,927
Shit.

416
00:15:06,268 --> 00:15:07,251
Now we got her!

417
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:10,513
Ha! I'll suck it straight
off this grimy linoleum

418
00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:12,546
Before I give in
to you bellyachers!

419
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,039
You've got nothing!

420
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,467
No code cloner, no gps.

421
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,839
Ugh! We've got no thermal imaging!

422
00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,484
Lana, we don't need gadgets.

423
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,585
Oh, really?
Machines are gonna fail.

424
00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,501
Then the system's gonna fail.

425
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:27,245
And then it's "Who has
the ability to survive?"

426
00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:29,759
And that's the game,
lana -- survival.

427
00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:33,250
Just watched
"Deliverance" Again, huh?

428
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,860
I mean, is burt reynolds
not the man in that?

429
00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:37,369
On the raft...

430
00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:40,856
With the vest, huh?

431
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,239
You know, he did his own stunts.

432
00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:43,086
I know!

433
00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,151
He did his own stunts!

434
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:46,479
Keep your frickin' voice --

435
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,119
Aah! God!

436
00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,096
Sweet jesus, the goggles!

437
00:15:50,096 --> 00:15:51,755
intruders! get them!

438
00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:55,505
Aah, lana! Lana, I'm blind!

439
00:15:55,505 --> 00:15:56,525
Yeah? I'm blind!

440
00:15:56,525 --> 00:15:57,597
Should I go on without you?

441
00:15:57,597 --> 00:16:00,432
What? No, carry me, monster-hands!

442
00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:08,973
Jesus! Quit bouncing my eyes!

443
00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:11,074
Shut up! I'm trying
to get us an evac,

444
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,939
But nobody's answer-- oh, holy

445
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,618
Shit, are they still on strike?

446
00:16:14,618 --> 00:16:18,760
Hey, eugene debs, it's only
been about 10 hours, all right?

447
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,513
So you'd rather die in
there than give us a

448
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,407
Cost-of-living adjustment?

449
00:16:23,819 --> 00:16:25,019
Yes! oh, no.

450
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:27,582
I can arrange that. Crunch!

451
00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:30,119
I love that you
know how to do that.

452
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,564
Well, now you're trapped.

453
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:33,949
Happy? Yes!

454
00:16:35,258 --> 00:16:37,263
Laundry. Oh, wait, are we open?

455
00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:39,053
What? Sir, you have to slow --

456
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,191
Geezy petes,
get a load of this guy.

457
00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:43,188
We're taking heavy fire,
and we need a frickin'

458
00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:44,742
Extraction, you dumbass!

459
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,690
Lana!

460
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,395
She thought you were a man.
Shut up!

461
00:16:48,395 --> 00:16:50,560
Cyril, baby,
we're pinned down, okay?

462
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,235
We need a -- aah! Lana!

463
00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:55,749
What's going on? We need evac -
a helo, a jump jet --

464
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,615
Uh, at this point, really anything.

465
00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,345
Well, don't just
stand there, idiots!

466
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:00,987
Yeah, come on!
Get 'em out of there!

467
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,568
Uh, you'd need the
satcom link to do that.

468
00:17:03,568 --> 00:17:05,608
So? So it's upstairs.

469
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,999
And, uh...

470
00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:08,971
Someone broke the elevator.

471
00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,263
And miss fire hazard in

472
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,524
There bricked up
the only stairwell!

473
00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:14,813
Don't talk to me
about fire hazards.

474
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:16,877
All you people did
in there was smoke!

475
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,143
Aah, god, I'm hit! Lana!

476
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,333
Will somebody please do something?!

477
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,383
Like what, cyril?

478
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:24,769
I'm blind! No, us! Here!

479
00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:26,391
Krieger, bilbo, come

480
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:28,151
On -- can't you guys do something?

481
00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,596
Wh-- no!

482
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,527
Oh, wait, I meant "Yes."

483
00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,688
Roger that, zebra two. Stand by.

484
00:17:37,343 --> 00:17:38,474
Helo's 10-4.

485
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,599
He just needs you to upload your

486
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,713
Gps coordinates into his h.U.D.

487
00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:43,919
Which I will do with
these cellphones.

488
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:46,651
Holy shit. You geeks are badass.

489
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:47,945
Well, we couldn't have
done it without an

490
00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:49,722
Electrical insulator, so thank

491
00:17:49,722 --> 00:17:52,276
Cyril for the tiny brown diamond.

492
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:54,368
What? Oh, wait.
Lana, did we get the diamond?

493
00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:57,455
What? No. But, cyril,
why did you have a diamond?

494
00:17:57,455 --> 00:18:01,166
Oh, uh, just my ear stud,
you know, from college.

495
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,287
Really? Called it.

496
00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:05,614
And, again, you do
realize it'll be totally

497
00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:06,585
Destroyed in the process?

498
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,568
Yes, just hurry up, please!

499
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:13,564
Okay, uploading gps coordinate-
wait a second.

500
00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:15,283
Damn it! We don't have a second!

501
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:17,465
Lana, I'm sure we have one second.

502
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,719
But, seriously, it does sound

503
00:18:18,719 --> 00:18:20,080
Like we're about to be overrun,

504
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,873
So... Get my son out of there!

505
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,730
What the hell are you
people waiting for?!

506
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:26,983
A goddamn cost-of-living
adjustment!

507
00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:28,909
What?! Hey, yeah.

508
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,885
No, krieger, this is
not the time for this.

509
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:32,510
It is exactly the time!

510
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:34,457
So, what's it gonna be, you harpy?

511
00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:36,697
You ever want to
see your son again?

512
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,015
Not at the number you quoted me.

513
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:43,208
Mother! That number is pegged
to the consumer price index!

514
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,839
Where -- the people's
republic of canada?

515
00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:48,043
Jesus, take it out of our bonuses!

516
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,344
What? Mother, no, listen to me.

517
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:53,178
Aah! I'm hit! I'm hit,
and I'm blind.

518
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:56,519
Jesus, ms. Archer,
your child is dying.

519
00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:58,098
Oh, all right.

520
00:18:58,098 --> 00:19:00,386
If they'll give up their
bonuses... Mother!

521
00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:03,391
...You can have your lousy
cost-of-living adjustment.

522
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:06,577
Something good's happening!

523
00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:09,107
And you can have
your dick son back.

524
00:19:12,907 --> 00:19:15,079
What's going on?
I hear a helicopter!

525
00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:16,157
Oh, yeah!

526
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:17,212
Holy shit!

527
00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:19,178
My other senses are
already heightened!

528
00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:21,142
Hey, this time I saved lana.

529
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:24,297
But, oh, god, pam,
two months' salary.

530
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,695
Cyril, you can't put a
price on good pussy.

531
00:19:27,695 --> 00:19:29,441
Roger that, zebra two.

532
00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:31,677
Hey, the helo's got 'em!
They're safe!

533
00:19:31,677 --> 00:19:33,587
hooray. way to go.

534
00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:35,797
Then get me out of this sweatbox...

535
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:43,212
Because I am officially out of gin.

536
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,631
Oh, come on, archer.

537
00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:48,008
Not now. I'm serious.

538
00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:49,798
Hey, I'm serious.

539
00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:51,769
Look at me, seriously, lana.

540
00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:53,335
And forget the eye bandage, but

541
00:19:53,335 --> 00:19:55,389
The hair, the strong jawline --

542
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:56,363
Who do I remind you of?

543
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,575
Nobody. Say it.

544
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:58,493
Please don't make me do this.

545
00:19:58,493 --> 00:20:00,716
Say it. Say it!

546
00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:02,985
Burt reynolds in "Deliverance."

547
00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:05,652
No, not in "Deliverance"...

548
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:09,488
In "Gator"! Right?

549
00:20:11,893 --> 00:20:13,821
How can you not see that?

550
00:20:13,822 --> 00:20:23,822
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