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10x02 - Happy Borthday
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Well, this is another fine mess.
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Thanks to your idiot son.
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- You're as much to blame as he is.
- Wha... How?
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- Exactly.
- Wait, what?
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- You heard her!
- Don't yell at her!
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- Don't yell at her!
- Don't yell at him!
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know!
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Guys, come on!
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I think we could all
benefit from not yelling!
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The only thing
you'd benefit from is an EMP.
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Not even as a joke.
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Do I look like I'm joking?
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I mean, honestly, it's hard to tell
with you, what with that robot face.
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- Well, I'm not joking.
- I actually didn't think you were.
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Because, meatbag,
I don't think it's funny
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when people steal from me.
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What...
Is that what this is about?
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What'd you think it was about?
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Again, hard to tell with you
because of your...
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Say "robot face" again,
shitlick.
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- ...delivery?
- Oh. You're gonna talk to me about delivery,
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- after you stole my cargo?
- I didn't steal it. I still have it.
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- You... Where is it?
- On the Seamus.
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I was bringing it to you.
Why do you think I'm here?
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Wha... Because I captured you?
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- Potato, pobobot.
- What?
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Look, let me go back to
the ship, I'll get the thing,
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bring it back here,
and everything's space-jake.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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You must think I'm pretty stupid.
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- Eh.
- How 'bout you tell me where it is?
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- In the safe.
- Let me finish.
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I send a couple of my guys
to go get it, and...
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- Well, send a couple you don't like,
- Let me...
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because if they punch in
the wrong combination,
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they're gonna be eatinga
20-kiloton burrito for lunch.
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- Huh?
- It's got a nuclear self-destruct.
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Okay, so then how 'bout you
tell me the right combination?
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Well, because I feel like if I did,
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I'd no longer be negotiating
from a position of power.
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- You think you're in a position of power?
- Eh...
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M'kay. Well, I'm gonna
go do this thing with...
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- well, to your friends.
- Tell 'em hey.
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And I'm while I'm gone,
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I'd really like you to give some
thought to telling me the combination.
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I feel like I have thought about it.
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Well, but you haven't met my buddy...
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...Funbeak.
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- Jesus Hannibal Christ.
- Right?
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Say hello, Funbeak.
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Hello, Fun-un-unbeak.
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You kook.
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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Okay, I'm looking around
and I'm seeing
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some pretty mopey faces.
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Yeah, 'cause you're selling us
into slavery down in the spek mines.
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- Wait, what?
- Well, not all of you.
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- Come again?
- Space phrasing.
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Well, thanks to your buddy Bort,
one of you has a chance to go free.
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And, hell, I'll even throw in your ship.
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- Come on.
- That is our ship.
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First of all, that's my ship.
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- Half yours.
- Shut up. And...
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And who knows?
Maybe you'll win it back.
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- Win it back how?
- Oh, man. I was hoping you'd ask that,
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because this sets up my big reveal.
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♪ Bum-bum-baa! ♪
Ta-da!
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- Ah! - Jesus Space Christ.
- Uh... okay.
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Holy shit!
It's that dickhead Bort.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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Whoever doesn't die,
let's hang out after.
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Pretty sweet reveal, huh?
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- Gladiator fights? Are you serious?
- Maybe it is my delivery.
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Yeah, Bort rented y'all
for his birthday party.
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- Rented?
- Unless you die.
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- Well, then he's buying you.
- Wait, have we done this before?
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- Somebody has.
- Right?
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Doesn't matter. Okay, so while I go
check in on Archer's torture sesh,
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y'all decide who's gonna fight who.
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- Actually, it's "whom."
- I said "whom."
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Or not. I don't know.
Bee-boo-boop.
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Hey, what do you guys
think about my delivery?
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Well, now what
are we supposed to do?
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I guess we got to pick
somebody to fight against.
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- Aw, man, I can't fight you guys.
- I literally can't.
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According to
the First Law of Robotics,
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I'm not allowed
to harm a human being.
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- I pick Krieger.
- Wha... No way!
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- Yes way.
- Cyril.
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Shut your fat mouth!
I get Krieger!
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- Excuse me?
- I...
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No, I mean, come on.
I called dibs.
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- Well then, I get Ms. Archer.
- Aw, man.
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Well, as much as I'd like
to see you idiots
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stomp each other's heads in...
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- Perhaps another time.
- Ho-ho.
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Where the hell do you
think you're going?
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To rescue Sterling
and get off this rock.
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- Plus, there has to be a bar around here.
- Oh, no you don't!
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- Whoop!
- Ow!
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Toodles.
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- Okay, I pick you.
- Bring it.
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Oh, I will.
I'm bringing extra.
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So, Cheryl and Lana,
Cyril and me,
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and where does that leave Pam?
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As the loneliest gal
at the Monsters' Ball.
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Ooh!
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Krieger, want to swap with me?
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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Wait, what?
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Oh, man, this is gonna be so gross.
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- What is?
- Cleaning your nuts out
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- from between my toes.
- Ew.
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Yeah. You better gulp nervously.
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- Lana, do something.
- Okay, okay.
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Me and Carol,
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- Cyril and Krieger...
- Yes.
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Then those two winners fight,
and then I guess
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Pam gets that winner.
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Aw.
We're all winners in my book.
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And I guess just try
to make your fights look real,
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and maybe that'll
buy us some time
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to come up with a plan to
get out of this crazy place.
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That's Sterling.
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Come on, already!
What are you, hourly?
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I am, actually.
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Please don't do tha...
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Please...
I can't take any more.
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But Funbeak
has so much more to give.
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That was a joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Listen, listen... listen to me.
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You guys seriously
have to work on your delivery.
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Funbeak will try again.
Did you hear the one
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about the human with no penis?
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No.
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Wait. Hang on.
Funbeak messed it up.
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Uh... hang on.
Uh... o-okay.
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So...
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- Duh.
- Hey.
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- Mother?
- Sterling. Are you all right?
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I'm not great.
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Who are you
and what are you doing?
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Well, I was drinking
a surprisingly good martini,
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but now it seems
I'll have to settle for
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whipping the ass off
of some robot cereal mascot.
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Funbeak will...
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destroy you.
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Bring it, bird.
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Holy shit.
This is literally a dream come true.
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Which, unfortunately,
turns super sexual.
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Will you quit screwing around?
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Oh, you're just jealous.
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That you zapped yourself
into the CPU
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- of the world's ugliest bird?
- You're crazy. I'm gorgeous.
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Will you...
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- How we doing, gang?
- Oh, um, uh...
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Subject is still uncooperative.
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Well, are you zapping
his dick like I told you?
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- Yes.
- All right.
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- Let me see.
- As you wish.
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Whoa, whoa, wait,
no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Yeah.
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How 'bout it, bud?
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Ready to tell me
the combination to the safe?
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No.
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All right. Well, I'm gonna go
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watch his nutwipe buddies
try to kill each other, so...
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- Wait, wait, wait. What?
- Yeah, gladiator fights.
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Okay, Funbeak, keep it up
with the ol' weenie roast here.
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Weenie roast...
that is a good one. LOL.
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It was good.
And my delivery's fine.
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Okay, now cut me out of here.
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First tell me what's in the safe.
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In the what? Nothing.
What are you...
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- I was just trying to buy some time.
- Uh-huh.
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Now let's go find the shuttle
and get the hell out of this dump.
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Whoa, wait,
what about the others?
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Oh... they'll be fine.
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Aah!
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Cyril, no, no, no, no, no!
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Holy shit.
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Ooh. More like Isaac
Assholimov, am I right?
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I'm right.
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Oh, man. He's cut in half
and still talking smack.
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Give it up for him.
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Hey, shut up.
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Whose birthday is it?
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Bort's, exactly.
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Okay, put your hands,
tentacles, or cloacas together
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for our next contestants,
a couple of furious females,
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Carol and Lana!
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- What'd I miss?
- Oh, man.
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That one dude
cut that other dude...
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- look at me... literally in half.
- Sweet.
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- Good luck out there.
- Yeah! She's gonna need it!
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- Wait, what?
- Come on, man.
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You're spilling all my robot milk.
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Mother, there's
way too many guards.
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- We need to go get the others.
- What we need is a distraction.
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- You could do your bird dance.
- You're one to talk.
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- How?
- Exactly.
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Wait a minute,
this thing's got a radio.
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- What if we called Ray?
- Yeah, what if.
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Well, couldn't he...
do something?
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I don't know. I mean, maybe, if
we could get him on the radio...
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♪ Mama's out in space.
Mama's doing stuff. ♪
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♪ Mama's eating cake ♪
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- ...and if he wasn't Ray.
- Probably eating all the cake.
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So, come on,
let's go get the others.
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But if you leave Lana here, you'll
have the ship back all to yourself.
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Well, you'd still be there.
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- Wh...
- And Ray.
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Uh. Such a fatty.
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And I don't want
the ship bad enough
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for Lana to actually,
you know, die.
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- Who says she's gonna die?
- You are gonna die!
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Wait, wait, what's going on?
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Gladiators, on your marks...
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- Wait, wait, hang on.
- Get set.
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Whoa...
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- Whoa!
- Bitch!
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Oh, for the...
Can you believe this?
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Right?
I'm not gonna lie,
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I've got my species'
equivalent of a boner.
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- Ugh.
- Ew.
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Shut up.
You can't smell it.
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Yes, we can.
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Hi-yah!
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- Berserker!
- No!
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No, what are you... No, no!
No, no, no!
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I did not see that coming,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I guess it's just anything go...
Oh, my God!
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Oh, so you want to play for keeps?
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Oh, man, a full-on battle royale.
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- This may be the best birthday party ever.
- Bitch!
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Or, actually,
maybe the third or fourth
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best birthday party ever.
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I've never had a birthday party.
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- Well, and who would come?
- Wha... What are you guys doing here?
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I thought you died or ditched us.
242
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:38,249
- Oh, now, uh, nobody died.
- Not yet.
243
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Holy space shit.
244
00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,736
Someone's gonna
get hurt out there.
245
00:12:47,737 --> 00:12:51,262
- You think?
- He said "someone," not "something."
246
00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:52,828
- Ugh. You know...
- Krieger, shut up.
247
00:12:52,829 --> 00:12:54,308
How are we gonna
get those dickheads
248
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to stop fighting long enough
for all of us to escape?
249
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Hmm.
250
00:12:58,618 --> 00:12:59,835
Ooh.
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- Same height, similar build.
- Oh come on, no, that's just...
252
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Just crazy enough to work.
253
00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:11,934
Ugh. And speaking of crazy,
what is that smell?
254
00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:15,460
Oh, damn it.
Did Pam have a boner in here?
255
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,939
Wha... You can smell them?
256
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:18,768
You-you can't?
257
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:29,474
This wasn't the plan, you idiot!
258
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:33,086
- Well, I wasn't paying attention!
- Oh, yeah?
259
00:13:33,087 --> 00:13:35,742
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
- Well, how do you like these apples?
260
00:13:37,831 --> 00:13:40,485
I do not like those apples.
261
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,792
Thanks, Barry Six.
This is the best.
262
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,708
I mean, I know we're not
friends or anything,
263
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and I actually... I don't really
have many friends, or any, really...
264
00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:52,888
Yeah, you realize if they kill
each other, you got to pay for 'em.
265
00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:55,283
Totally worth it.
266
00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:59,289
Plus, I got a ton of birthday money.
Thanks, Nana!
267
00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:04,901
- She used to be super hot.
- Nope.
268
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Psst, hey, dummy.
269
00:14:07,861 --> 00:14:10,049
Yeah, you-you ordered
a teabagging?
270
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What in God's name
is a teabagging?
271
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:19,742
Oh... oh, come on.
272
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:22,136
- Like you don't know?
- I'm sure I don't.
273
00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:24,878
But I'll bet
it's something disgusting.
274
00:14:24,921 --> 00:14:27,618
- Eh.
- Now, will you go wrangle those idiots
275
00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,185
so we can get the hell
out of here?
276
00:14:29,186 --> 00:14:32,799
- Okay, go get Krieger ready to move.
- Or we could leave him.
277
00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:36,497
- Or you.
- All right. Jesus.
278
00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:38,456
So, hey, since he brought it up,
279
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,676
do you have any thoughts
on teabagging?
280
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,987
Uh, cool.
Uh, excuse me.
281
00:14:50,947 --> 00:14:53,384
Are you even serious right now?
282
00:14:53,428 --> 00:14:55,691
Seriously?
283
00:14:58,302 --> 00:15:00,565
Kooch, the undefeated champion,
284
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,698
is taking on four opponents
at a time?
285
00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:05,962
- Did you do this?
- A five-man bunkhouse stampede?
286
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,705
- How and why would I?
- Mm. Okay, folks,
287
00:15:09,749 --> 00:15:11,445
let's make some noise for...
288
00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:13,404
K-K-K-K-Kooch!
289
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,933
Is he serious?
290
00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:22,805
'Cause my toes only have room
for so much nut-butter.
291
00:15:22,849 --> 00:15:24,981
- Ew.
- Seriously.
292
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:29,072
- So... temporary truce?
- Ugh. I guess.
293
00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:31,640
Okay, dickbag.
You ready to party?
294
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,860
No, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, it's me...
295
00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:34,903
- Archer?
- What?
296
00:15:34,904 --> 00:15:39,953
- Hey, uh, what are they doing?
- Yeah, what are they doing?
297
00:15:39,996 --> 00:15:42,042
Don't stop. We got to
act like we're fighting
298
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:45,262
- while I tell you my plan.
- Well, what's the plan?
299
00:15:45,306 --> 00:15:47,830
- We're gonna run for it.
- Excuse me?
300
00:15:47,874 --> 00:15:49,832
Well, first we get
Krieger and Mother,
301
00:15:49,876 --> 00:15:51,747
and then we're just gonna
haul ass to the gig,
302
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:55,228
smashing and slashing
anyone who gets in our...
303
00:15:58,972 --> 00:16:00,581
Oh. Oh, okay.
304
00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:02,148
Yeah, I guess they're not
acting suspicious.
305
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:05,065
And also: whaaat?!
306
00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:06,849
- Ow!
- That's your plan?
307
00:16:06,893 --> 00:16:08,677
I'm sorry.
Did you have a... Ow!
308
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,027
Damn it, will you quit
smashing me... Ow!
309
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:15,292
Goddamn... Ow!
310
00:16:15,336 --> 00:16:19,688
Wow.
Fame is a fickle mistress, huh?
311
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:22,560
Wait a minute, hang on.
He's right.
312
00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:23,691
- Huh?
- Wait, what?
313
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,040
What other choice do we have?
314
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,261
If we stay here,
we're as good as dead.
315
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:30,351
Which, serve you right,by the way.
316
00:16:30,394 --> 00:16:34,050
So, how do we even do this?
317
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,668
Yeah, see?
I mean, just like that,
318
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,712
they're cheering
for the other guys, like...
319
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,061
Wait a minute...
320
00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:53,504
No, no, no, no, no, that's Archer!
Move, Nana!
321
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:54,983
Well, why do
I have to carry him?
322
00:16:54,984 --> 00:16:56,943
- Because look at you.
- Look at you.
323
00:16:56,986 --> 00:17:01,164
- Why are you a bird?
- Why are you a rockslide with tits?
324
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,647
- Burn. Ow.
- Shut up.
325
00:17:06,648 --> 00:17:09,738
- Can we go?
- Damn it. It's my plan, I'm the group leader.
326
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,136
Archeeer!
327
00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:17,397
And I say let's go!
328
00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:26,102
Aah! Move!
329
00:17:27,669 --> 00:17:31,194
Still my fourth-best birthday.
330
00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:33,222
Mm, third.
331
00:17:39,115 --> 00:17:40,815
Mother!
332
00:17:42,423 --> 00:17:44,916
Calm down.
333
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,123
Let's go.
Let's go, come on.
334
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,345
- Goddamn it, I'm the group leader!
- Yeah, way to lead, buddy.
335
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:54,742
Archer!
336
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,179
Eat dicks, Barry Six.
337
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,282
Friggin' Bort.
338
00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:59,587
So, uh, listen, uh,
339
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,240
I know things got
a little heated down there,
340
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,765
and maybe we said and did some things
that we wish we could take back,
341
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:07,856
but I hope we can put
all that behind us and...
342
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:10,032
Sterling stole something
from Barry Six and it's
343
00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:14,123
in the safe, so this whole
idiotic fiasco was his fault.
344
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,102
- Archer!
- Busted, Archer!
345
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:18,128
- Archer, come on.
- Well, Mother... touched my penis.
346
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,303
Yeah. Since we're
playing the blame game.
347
00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:24,046
So just picture Mother's
big old nasty bird claw
348
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,544
touching my cock.
349
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,487
- What the...
- Uh-oh.
350
00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:33,969
- Oh, God, gross!
- Jesus Space Christ.
351
00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:36,276
- God damn it.
- Well...
352
00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:39,673
that's our Pam!
353
00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:45,329
- What the hell are you doing?
- Freeze frame.
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