1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,177 [sitar music playing] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,318 [screaming] 3 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,973 ANNOUNCER: FXX presents Archer 1999. 4 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ 5 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:27,897 Woooooo!! 6 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,769 Rocket pack! 7 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:32,119 You know how much fuel you just wasted? 8 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,642 I don't know. 9 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,644 How much paint did Michelangelo waste 10 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,167 on the Sistine Chapel? 11 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,995 Yeah, but when Mikey ran out of paint, 12 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,692 he didn't die in space. 13 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,129 Well, let's just cross that bridge 14 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:45,175 when we never ever cross it because it doesn't exist. 15 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,089 Would you just trace the... 16 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,308 -[beeping] -Shut up, Lana. 17 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,310 I'm trying to trace the signal. 18 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,094 And it's right... 19 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,226 there. 20 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,576 LANA: Nanotube-reinforced reactor grid. 21 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,099 Man, if we can re-tune that, 22 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,536 it'll sell for 18 months of operating costs. 23 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,887 And, more importantly, a sizable bonus for us. 24 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,889 MALORY [on comms]: First off, no. 25 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:06,675 We badly need a restock of Gran Classico. 26 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,807 -Second... -[liquid pouring] 27 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,942 And third, Cyril's picked up a... 28 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,422 What was it? 29 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:17,381 I've got a class D shipon a hyperbolic intercept orbit. 30 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:19,688 -Yes, that. -It's right there! 31 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,211 LANA: For the thousandth time, 32 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,995 we can't see you pointing. 33 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,389 And why wasn't that the first thing? 34 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,826 MALORY: Because I said two other things first? 35 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,350 All right. We've trained for this. 36 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:30,742 Cyril, on guns. 37 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,353 -We need cover. -On it. 38 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:35,486 -Krieger, spool up hyperspace drive. -Spooling. 39 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:38,272 -Cheryl, get to your fighter. -Lame. 40 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:41,275 -Ray, you're still useless. -You know... 41 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:43,799 Pam, swoop in with the gig, lasso the grid, 42 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,279 and tow it to the ship. 43 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,542 Pam? Pam. 44 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:50,022 -[snoring] -Pam! 45 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,589 [farts] 46 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:54,070 PAM: What? I'm right friggin' here. 47 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,638 I don't know. Maybe we got attacked by scavengers, 48 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:59,989 barely got out with the power core, and-- oh, right-- 49 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,165 I ran out of fuel and almost died. 50 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,080 Something about a bridge... 51 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,169 Who am I, Santiago Calatrava? 52 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,170 -The shortstop? -No. 53 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,172 That's what I'm gonna call my foot 54 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:12,088 when it's gracefully yet powerfully suspended 55 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,394 up your ass. 56 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,004 Look, I feel terrible, guys. 57 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,353 No more mistakes. 58 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,573 I'll be the perfect crew member from now on. 59 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,966 Which is why you skipped the debriefing? 60 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,794 I said from now on. 61 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,188 And came directly to the mess hall. 62 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,798 I eat my feelings? 63 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:29,018 -Amongst everything. -[scoffs] Don't be a dick. 64 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,412 Why would he possibly stop now? 65 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,675 [chuckles] It's kind of a big part of my draw. 66 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:36,025 Look, I just came down here to get a leftover sandwich 67 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,809 from that time we were on Toba Station. 68 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:40,072 Dibs! Dibs, dibs, dibs, dibs. 69 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:43,859 Where are you, you beautiful... 70 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:45,774 [growling] 71 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,645 [snarling] 72 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,212 Aah! 73 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,693 BOTH: Aah! 74 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:54,261 [grunting, snarling] 75 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,787 What the hell was that?! 76 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,529 [clears throat] That would be my sandwich. 77 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,707 [Archer theme playing] 78 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,745 MALORY: What do we know about it? 79 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,529 Well, apparently it's allergic to compliments. 80 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,314 And ate all our food. 81 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,533 The food? But that's what we eat. 82 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,187 Where did it come from? 83 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,103 Well, originally it was a sandwich from Toba Station. 84 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,453 See, you eat it while it's alive and struggling, 85 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,281 but it was definitely dead when I finished. 86 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,891 It must've regenerated. 87 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:01,328 Be that as it may, 88 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,765 we need a plan before this gets out of hand. 89 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,942 It laid eggs. Weird, gross eggs. 90 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,205 -[sighs] -Cool, let me see! 91 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,467 Uh, how many? 92 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,774 I don't know. Th-They're everywhere. 93 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,429 So we've got an alien on board that's multiplying, 94 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:18,693 no food, and scavengers might still be tracking us. 95 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:20,216 Anyone have an idea 96 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,219 that doesn't involve us dying in space? 97 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,655 I vote dying. 98 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,570 Archer, Lana, you go find this thing. 99 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,355 Gillette, Cheryl, 100 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,747 gather all the scraps of food that are left 101 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,314 to see if we can make the next spaceport. 102 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:34,448 Krieger, study the eggs. Try to find a weakness. 103 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,146 Cyril, Ms. Archer, keep scanning for those scavengers. 104 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,495 Now, if you'll excuse me, 105 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:41,716 I have to stride somewhere with purpose. 106 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:46,460 Wow. Now, I want to say that's dumb, 107 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:48,331 because, well, Pam. 108 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,725 -Yeah, but that's... -Actually... 109 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,379 A good idea. 110 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:55,251 So, if I were to hypothetically suss out 111 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,384 the military applications of...Okay, 112 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,821 yes, I see by your faces, yes. 113 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,953 Got it. Won't do that. 114 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,608 We're going to have such adventures together. 115 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,349 Yeah, that won't come back to haunt us. 116 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,785 I'll keep an eye on him. 117 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,918 And just kill that thing, Sterling, 118 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:13,356 before Krieger uses it to mutate us all into, 119 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,403 let's say... space goo. 120 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,754 I vote space goo. 121 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,408 -LANA: So, are you gonna... -Shh. 122 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,061 Shut. Shut your mouth. 123 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,455 I will not let you ruin this for me, 124 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,414 like you have so many other times. 125 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,285 [exhales] 126 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,028 I. Am. Ready. 127 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,291 ♪ 128 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,254 ♪ 129 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,821 -Ya done? -What? 130 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,475 I don't know how to do the volume on this thing. 131 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,477 I said, "ya done?" 132 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,522 -Oh, got it. -[music stops] 133 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,219 I think so. There's nothing left, 134 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,047 and also I can barely move. 135 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,092 And that's gonna help you catch this thing how? 136 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,617 All of this, Lana, is totally necessary. 137 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:57,618 [groans] 138 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:58,619 [clang] 139 00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,620 [groans] 140 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,012 [clang] 141 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,405 Actually, let's see where it is. 142 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,625 I only have another seven, eight steps in me. 143 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,017 [beeping] 144 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,411 Huh. This says it's within two meters. 145 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,065 Which would only make sense if... 146 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,415 Oh, screw you, two-dimensional display. 147 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,984 [growling] 148 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,421 -Aah! -[snarling] 149 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:21,337 -[Archer laughing] -[squeaking] 150 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,643 Hey! Hey! 151 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,253 Lana, it's friendly. 152 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:27,517 Also laying gross eggs. Pretty much constantly. 153 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,389 And the cloaca blooms. 154 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:31,782 MALORY: And what does that mean, 155 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,567 other than that you now have a sideline 156 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,569 in Georgia O'Keefe sculptures? 157 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,919 The eggs contain self-healing DNA. 158 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,442 If I can isolate it, 159 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:42,227 I might unlock the secret of regeneration. 160 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,795 [laughs] And they called me mad. 161 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,101 -Who did? -Huh? 162 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,364 Oh, I guess I just assumed. 163 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,887 Safe bet. 164 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,803 So, do you want the bad news? 165 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:56,546 -Or the what? -Uh, there is no other news. 166 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,722 Then why did you ask? 167 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,332 Rhetorical effect? 168 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,334 Well, it stopped us in our tracks, Cicero, 169 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,380 so mark it as ineffective. 170 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,164 Look, we don't have enough food to make it 171 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,644 to the nearest spaceport. 172 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,516 Even if we carefully rationed out the scraps here, 173 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,734 we still wouldn't have... 174 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,521 [chuckles] He... He's incorrigible. 175 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,697 -Damn it, Archer. -What? 176 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,916 He said there wasn't enough food to make it to spaceport. 177 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,050 Nothing's changed. So I accept your apology. 178 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,966 Ooh! It's starting. We'll tear ourselves apart 179 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,490 with suspicion and doubt and then eat each other! 180 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,491 I call first dibs. 181 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,842 -To eat or be eaten? -Whatever. I'm not picky. 182 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:34,758 Better sharpen those chompers. 183 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,847 I am so confused by your tone. 184 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,589 [sultry]: Me too. 185 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,504 -It may not come to that. -[groans] 186 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,550 Using the egg, I may have found a way 187 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,508 to regenerate our cells as we starve. 188 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,683 It won't be pleasant... 189 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,512 -But? -No, I was done. 190 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,296 Let me guess-- there's a chance 191 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,689 it'll turn us into space goo? 192 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,300 No. Well, yes. Actually, it's pretty likely. 193 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,693 How'd you know that? 194 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:59,435 Because it's always space goo with you. 195 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,742 -Well, not justthat. -We should eat the eggs. 196 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,221 Oh, these hook-covered, evil-smelling 197 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,006 pus sacks that just happen 198 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:07,661 to be the property of my new best friend? 199 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,619 But they make you feel amazing! 200 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,143 -[all exclaim, groan] -Oh, God. -But you didn't even 201 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,971 know we were out of food. 202 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,582 So when did you start eating those? 203 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,279 Pretty much immediately. 204 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,630 [whimpers] 205 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,243 ARCHER: So, not to start this off on the wrong foot, 206 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,419 but I'm thinking of eating your feet. 207 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,247 When I said we had to consider our options, 208 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,945 -this is not what I meant. -Well, I didn't hear 209 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,555 anyone else suggesting anything. 210 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,252 Because you told me to shut up. 211 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,037 And here you are, talking. 212 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,560 I meant something that leaves us 213 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,127 with the right number of feet. 214 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:42,434 Lana, it's offensive to call it "the right number of feet" 215 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,568 when those lacking limbsare valuable members of society. 216 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:46,917 Hey, yeah. 217 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,571 It's also why you should let me eat your feet. 218 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,573 This seems productive. 219 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,619 Shouldn't you be scanning? 220 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:53,837 I think Cyril's on that. 221 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,187 -Not on that. -And clean yourselves up. 222 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,972 You go a few days without food, 223 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,974 and suddenly you look like a pack of Okies 224 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:02,846 matted with wet dirt. 225 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,500 Uh, it's called mud, 226 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,589 and why is it that you don't care about starving? 227 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,243 Oh, I've trained myself to live on a liquid diet. 228 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,245 I guess that's the upside of having blood 229 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,855 that's basically formaldehyde. 230 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,075 So you're essentially pre-embalmed. 231 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,598 Okay, look, we're all hungry. 232 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,688 Let's just calm down and stop insulting Mother 233 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,298 until I think of a really good one. 234 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,691 I'll mark my calendar. 235 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,606 [snoring] 236 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,652 Oh, look-- it's dreaming. 237 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,871 Shouldn't we try eating these eggs? 238 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,699 I mean, before we drown in them? 239 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,049 Not yet. Krieger says they're loaded with all sorts 240 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,748 of crazy chemicals and God knows what. 241 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,488 Pam seems okay. 242 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,751 [chuckles] Does she? 243 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,796 [vocalizing to "Marines' Hymn"] 244 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,761 Anyhoo, just hang tight. 245 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,719 Krieger might have something soon. 246 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,026 And for God's sake, show some restraint. 247 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,897 -[intercom squeaks] -[off-key piano playing] 248 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,812 I must be pretty hungry. Now I'm hearing things. 249 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,640 -Uh, that's not imaginary. -Good. 250 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,034 'Cause I was about to kick my imagination's ass 251 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,863 for having terrible taste. What is that? 252 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:06,083 Sounds like a piano double-crossed the yakuza. 253 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,563 [piano continuing] 254 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,872 RAY: ♪ Struck oil from the start♪ 255 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,525 ♪ But the real land you stole was in my...♪ 256 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,527 Please don't say "heart." 257 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,052 Start-heart is the lyrical equivalent of light beige. 258 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,706 What is all this here, then? 259 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,751 Hey, remember when you said I was useless? 260 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,840 Honestly, no, but it does sound like me. 261 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,059 "All this here then" 262 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,235 is me finally finding my true purpose in life. 263 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,932 Didn't you come out, like, years ago? 264 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,891 [scoffs] Yeah, there's more to me 265 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,762 -than my sexuality. -Eh. 266 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,025 For example, my love of musical theater. 267 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,940 And that's distinct from... 268 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,725 [creature growls] 269 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,944 I'm writing what I always dreamed of: 270 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:44,078 A rock musical about the Teapot Dome Scandal. 271 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,122 That is the worst idea... 272 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,471 Let me finish! 273 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,951 With some hip-hop elements. 274 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,518 I stand corrected. 275 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,476 Please tell me it's not called "Off the Dome." 276 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,087 Why? Do you not like that? 277 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,480 Well, I'm proud of you for pursuing your dream. 278 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,830 Thank you very much. 279 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,397 But you sure seem to have a lot of energy 280 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,269 for a starving person. 281 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,314 -Come on, where's your stash? -Be more specific. 282 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,926 This room is basically nothing but contraband. 283 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,406 -Your food stash. -I don't have any. 284 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,757 I'm just filled with a glowing sense of purpose. 285 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,846 Now, if you'll leave me to my art, 286 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,762 I have to find a rhyme with Mineral Leasing Act. 287 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,852 The Crédit Mobilier scandal would be much more compelling. 288 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:22,116 -You take that back. -Oh, come on. Union Pacific Railroad-- 289 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,771 one of the central guys was named George Train. 290 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,859 That writes itself. 291 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,643 Nothing writes itself. 292 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,819 [sighs] Don't listen to them. 293 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,995 Nothing but great calls, baby Ray. 294 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,782 God, these eggs are dynamite. 295 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,740 KRIEGER: Neurological dynamite, that is. 296 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:41,178 -Loaded with neurotransmitters. -So what do they do? 297 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,354 The human brain is fiendishly complex. 298 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,793 It's all neurons and electricity and mushy parts. 299 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,317 -So you don't know? -We'd have to scan someone 300 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,797 while they ate one for the first time. 301 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,799 But that could cause anything. 302 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,018 Define "anything." 303 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,978 Hmm. Insanity, memory loss, death, 304 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,241 or a sexual syndrome called brainaphilia 305 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,982 that I just now invented. 306 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,593 So testing on a live subject 307 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,204 would be totally unethical. 308 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,902 Let's use Cheryl. 309 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,426 Wait, were we considering anything else? 310 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,256 So, hitting the sauce pretty hard? 311 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,866 It's not sauce. 312 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,954 I didn't think it was literally... 313 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,434 It's marinade. 314 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,784 And that's how that conversation ended. 315 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,613 Hey, the map thingy says that we're flying toward 316 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,007 -the Fang Nebula. -So it does. 317 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,052 Well, aren't there, like, six overlapping wars 318 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,227 going on there right now? 319 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,577 Why do people rob banks, Cheryl? 320 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,275 If I'm remembering this right, 321 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:37,278 it's because the action is the juice? 322 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,454 Because that's where the money is, 323 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,412 and if we're looking for salvage, 324 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,806 you fly into the teeth of chaos 325 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,940 and howl at the shadow of death itself. 326 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,116 So say we all. 327 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,945 CYRIL: Greetings, Rat Racers. 328 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,382 How does it feel to follow orders like robots, 329 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,384 pawns in your own lives? 330 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,951 Cyril, what are you doing? 331 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,517 Other than mixing metaphors 332 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:02,042 into some kind of smoothie-like paste. 333 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,173 As little as possible, muchacha. 334 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,522 Why aren't you scanning? 335 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,308 Oh, my gosh, you're right. Hold on. 336 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,526 [imitates whirring noise] 337 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,398 Yep, all clear. 338 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:13,662 We're in deep space. Nothing's ever on the scanner. 339 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,708 It's all a scam to keep you busy 340 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,319 while they rob you of your freedom. 341 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,496 Freedom to what, become a human Jimmy Buffet B-side? 342 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,846 You mean awesome and underrated? 343 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:27,328 No. Stop twisting my words. Lana, he's twisting my words. 344 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,635 Can we just get to the point? Cyril, did you find food? 345 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,854 You bet I did. 346 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,421 Mmm, mmm. 347 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,945 I came here to do two things: 348 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,904 eat eggs and nothing. 349 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,993 And I'm not out of either. 350 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,821 Now get out. 351 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,780 What is going on? 352 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,564 I know. Why am I in the hallway? 353 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,957 No. That's not what I was... 354 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,524 Wait, did I just do what he said? 355 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,265 Oh, no. He's the alpha. 356 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,006 He cares less than I do. 357 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,922 I-I don't want to live in a world where Cyril's cool. 358 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967 So, you're not worried that our crew 359 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,752 seems to be going insane and/or starving? 360 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,146 Listen to me, I'm talking about something important. 361 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,888 My intrinsic dominance over other males. 362 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,585 [chuckles]You think he'd let me groom him? 363 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,935 It's something about those eggs. 364 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,762 This might be the starvation talking 365 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,113 or the fact that I don't like the looks of your feet, 366 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,593 but maybe we should just eat the eggs? 367 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,030 Everyone's acting weird, 368 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,727 but I guess they're not dead, right? 369 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,121 Yeah, so what's the worst that could happen? 370 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,123 Dot, dot, dot. 371 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,126 How did this happen? I hate you. 372 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,475 Yeah, and I don't usually have a thing 373 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,911 for older divorced ladies. 374 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,347 -Hey! -I'm kidding. 375 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,262 I totally have a thing for older divorced ladies. 376 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,263 [gasps] 377 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,612 Not all the time. 378 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,136 It's like a... What's the drink called? 379 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,486 Like a drink you drink between other drinks. 380 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,054 Like aperitif, but not. 381 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,404 God, Cyril's gonna be pissed. 382 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,362 Not digestif, that's after... 383 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,408 wait, you're sleeping with Cyril? 384 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,932 -And why would you care? -I don't know. 385 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,499 [sighs] I guess, deep down, 386 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,718 I s-still care what you do. 387 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,069 That's very slightly touching. 388 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,027 I mean, you're my ex-wife, Lana. 389 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,768 What you do reflects back on me. 390 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:02,945 Oh, this from the guy that just called me an intermezzo. 391 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,816 That's it! Intermezzo. 392 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,166 That was really bothering me. 393 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,168 This is a nightmare. 394 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:11,084 Talking to you is like talking to a very selfish rock 395 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,172 with mother issues. 396 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,174 Rocks don't have moms. 397 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,132 Unless you count volcanoes. 398 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,743 But speaking of things that are hard as a rock... 399 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,789 Great segue.That was pretty amazing, right? 400 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,313 Unfortunately, yes. 401 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,314 Round two? 402 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,837 [moaning] 403 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,885 Does it bother you that it's watching us? 404 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,845 Why? 405 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,896 [exhales] How long do you need? 406 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,724 After that sexual Iditarod? 407 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,249 -Two minutes, 15 seconds. -Should we maybe discuss 408 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,121 what's going on with the ship and, uh, 409 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,210 how we should maybe do something about it? 410 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,994 Now you've pushed it back to three with all that talk, 411 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,865 so might as well. 412 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,085 -[creature moans] -I just want to look at it. 413 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,566 -Oh, my God, what's that? -[creature chirps] 414 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,090 Huh. I-I guess it was nothing. 415 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,396 -[groans]-Oh, put a sock in it, Benedict. 416 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,485 You've fallen for that, like, four times. 417 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,835 At some point, it is your fault. 418 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,925 You're calling it... No. I will not engage with that. 419 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,058 Are you sure? I've got awhole series of quips about it. 420 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,495 We're under the influence of something, right? 421 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,150 I think we've just finally discovered our true feelings. 422 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,239 All the games can stop now. 423 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,892 We're gonna be together forever. 424 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,242 [both laughing] 425 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,289 Yeah, yeah, we're egg crazy. 426 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,509 Which explains why we're setting sex records 427 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:32,295 in both frequency and duration and probably distance, 428 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:35,081 -if they measured sex in that. -So let's go talk to Krieger, 429 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,083 figure out a solution to our starvation problem 430 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,085 and then get rid of these eggs. 431 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,087 Or we could just have sex again? 432 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,305 Yup, probably that. 433 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,877 Krieger, I command that you scan me. 434 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,183 I already am. 435 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,054 Because I command it. All is well. 436 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,100 KRIEGER: Huh, same as Gillette and Cyril. 437 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,276 Tough to see brain changes with all the background egg 438 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,538 in your blood. 439 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,322 This scanner sees through clothes. 440 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,759 -Why are we in our underwear? -Why indeed? 441 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,326 I did it because Pam told me to. 442 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,285 -Hey, me too. -Patton couldn't lift 443 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,982 these nuts. Hooah! 444 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,854 My current hypothesisis that these neurotransmitters 445 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,117 free you from mental blocks 446 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,249 and let you pursue your deepest wishes. 447 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,294 Leadership. 448 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,512 Doing nothing. 449 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,210 "Off the Dome." 450 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,560 And we're married to that title? 451 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,562 Do you just live in doorways now? 452 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,955 Found this one nibbling on a power cord. 453 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,132 What are you, part Mynock? [chuckles] 454 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:29,352 No. I was just trying to tenderize myself. 455 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,571 Now who's stupid? 456 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,225 Can't believe we were so wrong about you. 457 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,227 Cheryl, can you step in here 458 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,228 -and put this in your mouth? -[chuckles] 459 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,143 Not gonna fall for that again. 460 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,233 Damn it! 461 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,322 -KRIEGER: How do you feel? -CHERYL: I don't feel any different. 462 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:46,369 I mean, hmm, I kinda want to blow up the ship, 463 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,675 but I always want to do that. 464 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,111 [sing-songy] There goes your theory. 465 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,026 No, I think this actually confirms it. 466 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,941 Because she has no impulse control, 467 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,334 the eggs don't affect her. 468 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,336 That's totally unfair. 469 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,815 KRIEGER: Whuh-oh. 470 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,340 Seems these eggs are also highly addictive. 471 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,471 -No, they're not. -That's ridiculous. -What, these? 472 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,472 These eggs right here? 473 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:06,041 Krieger, I think it's time we took a walk. 474 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,869 Ooh, I love secret plans. 475 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,395 ARCHER: Oh, God. 476 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,615 -[Lana moans] -[chuckles] I just ejaculated dust, 477 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:18,184 and I'm pretty sure it was my own pulverized skeleton. 478 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,533 One more go? 479 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,535 So, hey, guys. 480 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,712 Ugh. I would act startled but it would probably kill me. 481 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,757 Turns out those eggs are highly addictive 482 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,629 and make you act out your deepest desires. 483 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,761 Yeah, that's kind of where we came out on it. 484 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,589 So if you'll excuse us. 485 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,330 Please, don't mind me. 486 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,246 Do we mind? I mean, I could go either way. 487 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,552 Yes, we mind. 488 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,206 And I mind that this ship is doomed 489 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,946 if no one does their jobs. 490 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,339 Oh, come on, it's... 491 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,604 -...probably fine. -But if this keeps up, 492 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,215 we're probably gonna die of chafing. 493 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,391 Pam also locked the ship onto a course 494 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,523 -for the Fang Nebula. -[feedback over intercom] 495 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,656 RAY: ♪ I am Wyoming, I am home♪ 496 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,224 ♪ I am America, I'm Teapot Dome.♪ 497 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,314 God, wow, that is cask-strength ear poison, 498 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,185 but I'm still on the fence. 499 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,839 Do you really want to live the rest 500 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,319 of your short life in a world 501 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,234 where Cyril is cooler than you? 502 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,279 -We'll shoot the eggs into space. -[creature warbles] 503 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,238 But only if you modify Benedictso he stops laying eggs. 504 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,284 He's my friend and he's staying. 505 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,851 And I just realized he's probably a she. 506 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,418 There's no way for me to know if I can even... 507 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,463 He'll do it or he goes in the recycler. 508 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,422 But wait-- what will we eat? 509 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,337 I cobbled together a formula from stuff on hand 510 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,773 and the regenerative DNA. 511 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,122 It should provide enough nutrients 512 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,471 to get us to spaceport. 513 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,256 Really? Space goo? 514 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,909 No. It's more of a slurry. 515 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,869 Yeah, it's a goo. 516 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,265 All right, that's the last of them. 517 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,441 -Took you long enough. -Not engaging. Not engaging. 518 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,442 [all yelp] 519 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,791 Engage, MF-ers. 520 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,010 You'll touch that button when I say so. 521 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,882 And guess what? I won't. 522 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,058 -How did you find us? -Uh, I tapped into 523 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,886 the shipwide surveillance system. 524 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,454 Which, by the way-- pretty pissed about. 525 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,325 Look, we've got to get rid of these eggs, 526 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,805 and everything will go back to normal. 527 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,241 -No. -Screw normal. -You think I like 528 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,635 being a courtesan on a salvage ship? 529 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,506 I have a postgraduate degree. 530 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:07,162 -What's it called? A Ph. Dong? -That's what they call it. 531 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,295 I just want to do nothing and be happy 532 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,905 and not get yelled at! 533 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,733 And I'm good at being a captain. 534 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,736 -I want to take some initiativewithout this ding dong. -RAY: Hey! 535 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,172 Not you. 536 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,174 Doing his stupid plans. 537 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,264 So, what I'm hearing is you wantArcher to be nicer or, 538 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,484 alternatively, we can die in space, 539 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,137 as previously discussed. 540 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,531 I'm thinking. 541 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:29,706 Ow, fine. 542 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,056 Jesus, your knuckles are like filberts. 543 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,710 Well, don't worry about food, because I... 544 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:34,711 -MALORY: Christ. -Yup. -You made space goo. 545 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,712 -MALORY: Space goo. -PAM: Space goo. 546 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:36,974 Aw, my moment. 547 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,976 -Oh, my God! -Oh! Come on, man! -Oh, the stench! 548 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:42,415 What'd you use to make it-- human waste and garbage? 549 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,633 Hmm, not just that. 550 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,505 Okay, I'm back on the egg side. 551 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,680 Seriously? What about... 552 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,985 Wow. Okay. 553 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,335 That is powerful. 554 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,510 Cork it, electro-nuts. 555 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,076 ARCHER: Whew. 556 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,078 L-Look, we're all happy. 557 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,558 Yes, maybe it's a shortcut, 558 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,082 but don't we deserve that once in a while? 559 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,520 Isn't it nice just to be together? 560 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,348 To not worry about the future? 561 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,655 Call it an intermezzo, but maybe it's worth it? 562 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,527 Ah, that was beautiful. 563 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,704 But no, I will not gorge myselfon a highly addictive substance 564 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,358 while we drift into a war zone 565 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,142 while listening to a shitty rock musical, 566 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,536 because it's insane and we will die. 567 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,975 -Seize her. -No, no, no... 568 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,673 -[all clamoring] -No, no, no, wait! -CHERYL: Hey, guys. 569 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:27,547 [chuckles] Remember when you were happy? 570 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:28,548 ALL: No! 571 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,723 [all clamoring] 572 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,253 -Why did you do that? -It turns out the eggs 573 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,211 did unleash my deepest desire. 574 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,388 It's to make you all miserable. 575 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,954 -[laughing] -[alarm blares] 576 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,608 COMPUTER: Warning: unknown vessel approaching. 577 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,523 -Cyril, what did we say about the scanner, -Warning: 578 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,133 -you colossal turd? -unknown vessel approaching. 579 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,353 -Hey, you said you'd be nicer to me. -Warning: 580 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,442 -I never agreed to that. -Yes, you did. -unknown vessel approaching. 581 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:54,487 -ARCHER: I obviously didn't -Warning: unknown vessel 582 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,531 -mean it, Lana. -approaching. 583 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,926 ARCHER: Well, 584 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,188 we're all gonna die. 585 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:02,059 -Thanks, Lana. -How is this my fault? 586 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:05,498 I don't know, but it feels good to say that. 587 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,717 [over comms]: Hey, guys, it's Captain Brett! 588 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,937 Yeah, I've been tracking you guys for a while, 589 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,635 and I thought you guys might need some supplies. 590 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:13,941 [all clamoring] 591 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,595 Wait, wait, wait, wait-- how do we know it's Brett? 592 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:16,987 BRETT: Ooh, hold on guys, 593 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:20,513 I'm getting something weird on my scanner here. 594 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,253 Yeah, what are those? 595 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,168 Oh, no. No, no! 596 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,605 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 597 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:28,042 No! 598 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:36,311 [Archer giggles] 599 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,358 Yep, th-that was Brett. 600 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:04,034 MAN: Made in Georgia. 601 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,606 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 602 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,524 [beeping] 603 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,483 Sun'’s out, guns out. 604 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:20,181 -Well, in space, the sun is always-- -Don'’t step on my line! 605 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,488 -[shouts] -What the hell was that? 606 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,577 My last bottle of Bitter Lemon! 607 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,274 ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999. 608 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,929 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 609 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,975 Since this is your first time, 610 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:34,500 why don'’t you tell us something about yourself? 611 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:37,633 I don'’t like cats. 612 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,767 Okay. Martha, what about you? 613 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,509 Well, Chip stole mine. 614 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,642 ANNOUNCER: Baskets. 615 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,515 All new, Thursdays at 10:00 on FX. 616 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:58,611 The insight you get... is important. 617 00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:01,004 I really am gonna try to figure out what happened on the ground. 618 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,746 I had a few moments where I was like, "Can I do this?" 619 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,662 MAN ON SPEAKER: It'’s a question that we have to answer. 620 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,751 MAN 2: How late are you gonna be driving tonight, do you think? 621 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:11,014 -Can I ask you just a couple more questions? -MAN 3: No problem. 622 00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,887 At that point, what did you guys know about family separation? 623 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:16,803 ANNOUNCER: The Weekly. 624 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:19,719 All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX. 625 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,899 [instrumental dance music] 626 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:31,992 ANNOUNCER: Pose. All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 627 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,604 -[clicks] -WOMAN: It'’s a place I go. 628 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:37,737 It moves in two directions. 629 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,260 One way... [echoes] 630 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:40,783 is the past. [echoes] 631 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,002 -The other way-- -[gunshot] 632 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,656 ...is the future. [echoes] 633 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,353 Show me.