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JOHN: <i>Sherlock!</i>

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(GASPS)

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(ON PHONE) <i>It's a trick.</i>

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Just a magic trick.

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No. All right, stop it now.

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<i>Now, stay exactly where you are.</i>

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<i>- Don't move.</i>
- All right.

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Keep your eyes fixed on me.

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<i>Please, would you do this for me?</i>

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Do what?

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This phone call, it's uh, it's my note.

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It's what people do, don't they?

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<i>Leave a note.</i>

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Leave a note when?

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<i>- Goodbye, John.</i>
- No, don't...

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Sherlock!

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- (BRAKES SCREECH)
- (GROANING)

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(EXHALING)

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(GASPS)

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John? John, look at me.

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Look at me. And sleep.

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Right the way down, right the way deep,
right the way, sound asleep.

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That's real.

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That's good, with my voice just there
in the centre of your head

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and floating all the way around you.

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And you will awaken
in three, two, one...

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zero.

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(EXHALING)

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Let me come through, please!
He's my friend.

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LESTRADE: Bollocks!

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No, no, no, no, it's obvious.

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That's how he did it. It's obvious.

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Derren Brown?

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- Let it go, Sherlock's dead.
- But is he?

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There was a body, it was him.

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It was definitely him,
Molly Hooper laid him out.

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No, she's lying.

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It was Jim Moriarty's body
with a mask on.

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A mask?

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A bungee rope, a mask, Derren Brown.

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Two years and the theories
keep getting more stupid.

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How many more have you
got for me today?

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Well, you know the paving slabs
in that whole area,

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even the exact ones that he landed on,
you know they were all...

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Guilt! That's all this is.

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You pushed us all into thinking
that Sherlock was a fraud,

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you and Donovan.

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You did this and it killed him
and he's staying dead.

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Do you honestly believe that if you have
enough stupid theories

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it's going to change
what really happened?

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I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

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Yeah, well, that won't bring him back.

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And that after extensive
police investigations,

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Richard Brook did indeed prove to be
the creation of James Moriarty.

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<i>Amidst unprecedented scenes,
there was uproar in court</i>

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<i>as Sherlock Holmes was vindicated
and cleared of all suspicion.</i>

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>Sadly, all this comes</i>
<i>too late for the detective,</i>

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<i>who became something
Of a celebrity two years ago.</i>

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<i>Questions are now being asked
as to why police let matters get so far.</i>

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Sherlock Holmes fell to his death

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from the top of
London's Barts Hospital.

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Although he left no note,
friends say it's unlikely...

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Well, then. Absent friends.

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- Sherlock.
- Sherlock.

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And may God rest his soul.

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING OVERHEAD)

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(MEN SPEAKING SERBIAN OVER RADIOS)

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(DOG BARKING)

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(DANCE MUSIC BLEEDING FROM HEADPHONES)

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(PUNCHING, MAN GROANING)

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(MAN SPEAKING SERBIAN)

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(GROANING)

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(CONTINUES SPEAKING SERBIAN)

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(GRUNTING)

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(WHISPERING)

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(DOOR OPENING)

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(DOOR CLOSING)

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Now, listen to me.

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There's an underground terrorist
network active in London

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and a massive attack is imminent.

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Sorry but the holiday is over,

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brother, dear.

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Back to Baker Street,

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Sherlock Holmes.

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(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)

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Penny for the Guy?

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Oi, mate, penny for the Guy?

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- Penny for the Guy, mate?
- Penny for the Guy?

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- Penny for the Guy?
- Penny for the Guy?

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(SIGHING)

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JOHN: <i>That was the most</i>
<i>ridiculous thing I've ever done.</i>

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SHERLOCK: <i>You invaded Afghanistan.</i>

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(DOOR OPENING)

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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You have been busy, haven't you?

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Quite the busy little bee. (CHUCKLING)

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Moriarty's network.
Took me two years to dismantle it.

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And you're confident you have?

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The Serbian side was
the last piece of the puzzle.

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Yes.

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You got yourself in deep there
with Baron Maupertius.

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- Quite a scheme.
- Colossal.

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Anyway. You're safe now.

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Hmm.

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A small "thank you" wouldn't go amiss.

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What for?

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For wading in.

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In case you've forgotten,
field work is not my natural milieu.

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(GRUNTING) "Wading in"?

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You sat there and watched me
being beaten to a pulp.

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- I got you out.
- No, I got me out.

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Why didn't you intervene sooner?

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I couldn't risk giving myself away,
could I?

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- It would have ruined everything.
- You were enjoying it.

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- Nonsense.
- Definitely enjoying it.

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Listen, do you have any idea
what it was like,

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Sherlock, going undercover?

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Smuggling my way into
their ranks like that?

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The noise, the people!

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(GRUNTING)

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I didn't know you spoke Serbian.

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I didn't.

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But the language has a Slavic root.

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Frequent Turkish and German loan-words.

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Took me a couple of hours.

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Hmm, you're slipping.

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Middle age, brother mine.

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Comes to us all.

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(DOOR OPENING)

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Oh no, you don't take it, do you?

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- No.
- You forget a little thing like that.

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Yes.

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You forget lots
of little things, it seems.

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Uh-huh.

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- Not sure about that.
- Hmm?

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Ages you.

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- Just trying it out.
- Well, it ages you.

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- Look...
- I'm not your mother,

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- I've no right to expect it.
- No.

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But just one phone call, John!

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Just one phone call would have done.

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I know.

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- After all we went through!
- Yes.

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I am sorry.

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Look, I understand how difficult
it was for you after...

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(INHALING)

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After...

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I just let it slide, Mrs. Hudson,
I let it all slide.

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And it just got harder and harder
to pick up the phone somehow.

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(SIGHING)

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Do you know what I mean?

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(SIGHING DEEPLY)

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I need you to give this matter

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your full attention, Sherlock,
is that quite clear?

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- What do you think of this shirt?
- Sherlock!

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I will find your
underground terror cell, Mycroft.

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Just put me back in London.

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I need to get to know the place again,
breathe it in.

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Feel every quiver of its beating heart.

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One of our men died
getting this information.

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All the chatter,
all the traffic concurs,

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there's going to be a terrorist strike
on London, a big one.

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And what about John Watson?

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- John?
- Hmm. Have you seen him?

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Oh yes, we meet up every Friday
for fish and chips.

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I've kept a weather eye on him,
of course.

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We haven't been in touch at all,
to prepare him.

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No.

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Well, we'll have to get rid of that.

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- "We"?
- He looks ancient.

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I can't be seen to be
wandering around with an old man.

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MRS. HUDSON: I couldn't face
letting it out.

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(COUGHING)

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He never liked me dusting.

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No, I know.

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So why now? What changed your mind?

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Well, I've got some news.

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Oh God, is it serious?

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What? No, no I'm not ill.

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I've, uh, well, I'm... moving on.

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You're emigrating?

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Nope. Uh, no, I've, uh,

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I have met someone.

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Oh! Ah, lovely.

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Yeah. We're getting married.
Well, I'm going to ask, anyway.

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So soon after Sherlock?

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Hmm, well, yes.

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What's his name?

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(SIGHING) It's a woman.

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- A woman?
- Yes, of course it's a woman.

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You really have moved on, haven't you?

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Mrs. Hudson, how many times?

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Sherlock was not my boyfriend.

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Live and let live, that's my motto.

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Listen to me. I am not gay!

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(SIGHING DEEPLY)
I think I'll surprise John.

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- He'll be delighted.
- You think so?

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Hmm, pop into Baker Street,
who knows, jump out of a cake.

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Baker Street? He isn't there any more.

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Why would he be? It's been two years.

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He's got on with his life.

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What life? I've been away.

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00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,801
- Where's he going to be tonight?
- How would I know?

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00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,484
You always know.

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00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,570
He has a dinner reservation
in the Marylebone Road.

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Nice little spot.

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They have a few bottles of
the 2000 St Emilion,

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00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,402
though I prefer the 2001.

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00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,607
I think maybe I'll just drop by.

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00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,522
You know, it is just possible
that you won't be welcome.

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No, it isn't.

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Now, where is it?

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- Where's what?
- You know what.

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- Welcome back, Mr. Holmes.
- (SIGHING)

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Thank you,

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blood.

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(MEN LAUGHING)

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00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,365
Sir, can I help you?

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(BABY CRYING)

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(MOBILE BEEPING)

222
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,327
Your wife just texted you,
possibly her contractions have started.

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00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,491
Excuse me, sir.

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- (EXCLAIMING)
- Oh, sir, I am so, so sorry.

225
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,927
Uh, please, let me just go to
the kitchen and dry that off for you.

226
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,562
Finished with that, sir?
Allow me to take it for you.

227
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,965
Madam, can I suggest you
look at this menu?

228
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It's, uh, completely identical.

229
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(FRENCH ACCENT) Can I help you
with anything, sir?

230
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,603
Hi, yeah, I'm looking
for a bottle of champagne.

231
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A good one.

232
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,042
Hmm, well these are all
excellent vintages, sir.

233
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,122
Oh, it's not really my area,
what do you suggest?

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00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,406
Well, you cannot possibly go wrong

235
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,324
but, uh, maybe if you'd like
my personal recommendation...

236
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Hmm?

237
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,526
This last one on the list
is a favourite of mine.

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00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,370
Uh, it is, you might in fact say,
like a face from the past.

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00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,681
Great. I'll have that one, please.

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00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,448
It is familiar
but with the quality of surprise!

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(EXHALING)

242
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,002
Well, surprise me. (CLEARING THROAT)

243
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,442
I'm certainly endeavouring to, sir.

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00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,527
MARY: Sorry that took so long.

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00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,640
(SIGHING)

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00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:30,002
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Me? Fine. I am fine.

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00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,885
(CHUCKLING)

248
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,483
Now, then, what did you want to ask me?

249
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,370
- More wine?
- No, I'm good with water, thanks.

250
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Right.

251
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- So?
- Uh, so, Mary.

252
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,530
Listen, um...

253
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,569
I know it hasn't been long

254
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,322
and I know we haven't known
each other for a long time.

255
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,529
- Go on.
- Yes, I will.

256
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,804
As you know, these last couple of years
haven't been easy for me.

257
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,529
And meeting you,

258
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,525
yeah, meeting you
has been the best thing

259
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,726
that could have possibly happened.

260
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,881
- I agree.
- What?

261
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,849
I agree, I'm the best thing
that could have happened to you.

262
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,285
(CHUCKLING)

263
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,928
- Sorry.
- Well, no, it's, um,

264
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,006
so...

265
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:29,367
If you'll have me, Mary,
could you see your way, um...

266
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,924
(CLEARING THROAT)

267
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,525
- If you could see your way to...
- (SIGHING)

268
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,606
Sir, I think you'll find this vintage
exceptionally to your liking.

269
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,251
It has all the qualities of the old
with some of the colour of the new.

270
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,446
No, sorry, not now, please.

271
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,646
Like a gaze from a crowd of strangers,

272
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,530
suddenly one is aware of staring
into the face of an old friend.

273
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,523
No, look, seriously, could you just...

274
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,930
Interesting thing, a tuxedo.

275
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,604
Lends distinction to friends
and anonymity to waiters.

276
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,966
John?

277
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,810
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

278
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,768
John, what is it? What...

279
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,122
Well, the short version,

280
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,685
not dead.

281
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,844
Bit mean springing it on
you like that, I know.

282
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,604
Could have given you a heart attack,
probably still will.

283
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,364
But in my defence, it was very funny.

284
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,720
Okay, it's not a great defence.

285
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,290
- Oh, no, you're...
- Oh, yes.

286
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,044
- Oh, my God!
- Not quite.

287
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,645
You died, you jumped off a roof.

288
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,846
- No.
- You're dead.

289
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,888
No, I'm quite sure, I checked.
Excuse me.

290
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,531
Because, uh, does yours rub off, too?

291
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,002
MARY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Do you have any idea what you've done?

292
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,320
Okay, John,

293
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,370
I'm suddenly realising I probably
owe you some sort of an apology.

294
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,480
MARY: All right, just, John,
just keep...

295
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,971
Two years.

296
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,565
(SNIFFLING)

297
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,886
(EXHALING SHARPLY) Two years! Hmm?

298
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,684
I thought. Mmm...

299
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,283
I thought...

300
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,649
you were dead.

301
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,526
Hmm?

302
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,969
Now, you let me grieve.

303
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,846
Hmm?

304
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,131
How could you do that?

305
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,841
How?

306
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,122
Wait, before you do anything
that you might regret, um,

307
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,647
one question,
just let me ask one question.

308
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,681
Are you really going to keep that?

309
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,761
(INHALING DEEPLY)

310
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,042
I calculated that
there were 13 possibilities

311
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,088
once I'd invited Moriarty onto the roof.

312
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,726
<i>I wanted to avoid dying,
If at all possible.</i>

313
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,325
<i>The first scenario involved
hurling myself</i>

314
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,448
<i>into a parked hospital van
filled with washing bags.</i>

315
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,363
<i>Impossible, the angle was too steep.</i>

316
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,450
<i>Secondly, a system
of Japanese wrestling.</i>

317
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,443
JOHN: You know, for a genius,
you can be remarkably thick.

318
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,488
- What?
- I don't care

319
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,882
how you faked it, Sherlock,
I want to know why.

320
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,770
Why? Because Moriarty had to be stopped.

321
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,606
Oh. Why, as in...

322
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,085
I see. Yes. Why?

323
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,924
That's a little more difficult
to explain.

324
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,162
- I've got all night.
- (CLEARING THROAT)

325
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,369
Actually, um,
that was mostly Mycroft's idea.

326
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,044
Oh, so it was your brother's plan?

327
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,128
Oh, what, he would have needed
a confidant?

328
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,480
Mmm-hmm.

329
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,926
Sorry.

330
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,371
But he was the only one?
The only one who knew?

331
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,487
A couple of others.

332
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,403
It was a very elaborate plan,
it had to be.

333
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,925
The next of the 13 possibilities was...

334
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,367
Who else? Who else knew?

335
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,686
- Who?
- Molly.

336
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,761
- Molly?
- John.

337
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,161
Molly Hooper and some of
my homeless network and that's all.

338
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,366
Okay.

339
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,250
Okay.

340
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,887
So just your brother, Molly Hooper
and a hundred tramps.

341
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,361
(SCOFFS) No! Twenty-five at most.

342
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,121
(GLASS SHATTERING)

343
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,404
(SUCKING IN AIR)

344
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,765
(SNIFFLING)

345
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,128
Seriously, it's not a joke?
You're really keeping this?

346
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,570
(CLEARING THROAT) Yeah.

347
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,606
Sure?

348
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,841
Mary likes it.

349
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,202
- Mmm, no she doesn't.
- She does.

350
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,406
She doesn't.

351
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,402
- Oh, don't.
- Oh, brilliant!

352
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,403
Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I didn't know how to tell you.

353
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,211
Right, no, no, this is charming.
I've really missed this!

354
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,290
One word, Sherlock,
that is all I would have needed!

355
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,881
One word to let me know
that you were alive!

356
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,485
I've nearly been in contact
so many times but...

357
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,925
(SCOFFS)

358
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,363
I worried that, you know,
you might say something indiscreet.

359
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,965
- What?
- You know, let the cat out of the bag.

360
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,883
- Oh, so this is my fault!
- (CHUCKLING) Oh, God!

361
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,008
Why am I the only one who thinks
that this is wrong?

362
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,162
The only one reacting
like a human being?

363
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,969
- Overreacting.
- Overreacting!

364
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,246
- John!
- Overreacting!

365
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,606
- So you fake your own death...
- Shh.

366
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,444
...and you waltz in here
large as bloody life

367
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,726
but I'm not supposed to
have a problem with that,

368
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,485
no, because Sherlock Holmes thinks
it's a perfectly okay thing to do!

369
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,449
Shut up, John! I don't want
everyone knowing I'm still alive!

370
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,603
- Oh, so it's still a secret, is it?
- Yes, it's still a secret!

371
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,684
- Promise you won't tell anyone?
- Swear to God!

372
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,126
(SIGHING)

373
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,926
London is in danger, John.

374
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,925
There's an imminent terrorist attack
and I need your help.

375
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,806
My help?

376
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,044
You have missed this, admit it.

377
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,120
The thrill of the chase,
the blood pumping through your veins,

378
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,248
just the two of us
against the rest of the world.

379
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,566
I don't understand. I said I'm sorry,
isn't that what you're supposed to do?

380
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,202
Gosh, you don't know anything
about human nature, do you?

381
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,009
Hmm, nature? No.

382
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,803
Human?

383
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,041
No.

384
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,364
I'll talk him round.

385
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,240
- You will?
- Oh, yeah.

386
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,886
Mary.

387
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,243
Can you believe his nerve?

388
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,770
I like him.

389
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,725
What?

390
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,525
I like him.

391
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,160
(GASPS)

392
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,884
(KEYS JANGLING)

393
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,766
(METAL CLATTERING)

394
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,566
SHERLOCK: Those things will kill you.

395
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,570
Oh, you bastard!

396
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,647
It's time to come back.

397
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,609
You've been letting
things slide, Graham.

398
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,284
- Greg.
- Greg.

399
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,726
(GRUNTING)

400
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,881
REPORTER: (ON RADIO) <i>...with an</i>
<i>anti-terrorism bill this important...</i>

401
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,371
(DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING)

402
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,647
<i>...the Government feels duty-bound
to push through the legislation</i>

403
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,324
<i>- with all due exped...</i>
- (CLANGING)

404
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,490
(SCREAMING)

405
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,125
SHERLOCK: <i>Now, stay</i>
<i>exactly where you are.</i>

406
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,326
Where are you?

407
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,640
<i>Don't move.</i>

408
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,411
<i>Keep your eyes fixed on me.</i>

409
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,289
JOHN: <i>What? What's happening?</i>

410
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,530
<i>What's going on?</i>

411
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,841
Please, will you do this for me? Please.

412
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,720
Do what?

413
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,127
This phone call, it's my note.

414
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,565
<i>That's what people do, don't they?</i>

415
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,006
Leave a note.

416
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,127
(CHUCKLING)

417
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,690
JOHN: <i>Leave a note when?</i>

418
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,850
- Goodbye, John.
<i>- No.</i>

419
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,046
(CHUCKLING)

420
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,685
- JOHN: Sherlock!
- O-ho!

421
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,444
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

422
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,200
What?

423
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,203
Are you out of your mind?

424
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,651
I don't see why not.

425
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,688
It's just as plausible
as some of your theories.

426
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,808
Look, if you're not going
to take it seriously, Laura, you can...

427
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,882
I do take it seriously.

428
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,685
I don't think we should wear hats.

429
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,845
I founded The Empty Hearse
so like-minded people could meet,

430
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,644
discuss theories!

431
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,290
Sherlock's still out there.
I'm convinced of it.

432
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,441
Oh, my God!

433
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,726
(MOBILES CHIMING)

434
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,205
- Oh, my God!
- (MOBILES CHIMING)

435
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,682
MARY: "His movements were so silent,

436
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,321
"so furtive, he reminded me of a trained
bloodhound picking out a scent."

437
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,526
JOHN: You what?

438
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,762
"I couldn't help thinking
what an amazing criminal

439
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,366
"he'd make if he turned
his talents against the law."

440
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,681
- Don't read that.
- Famous blog, finally.

441
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,489
- Come on, that's...
- Ancient history, yes, I know,

442
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,891
but it's not though, is it,
because he's...

443
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,446
What are you doing?

444
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:54,887
Having a wash.

445
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,486
You're shaving it off.

446
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,726
- Well, you hate it.
- Sherlock hates it.

447
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,162
- Apparently, everyone hates it.
- Oh?

448
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,526
Are you going to see him again?

449
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,761
No, I'm going to work.

450
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,081
Oh, and after work are you going
to see him again?

451
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,528
God, I had six months of bristly kisses
for me and then His Nibs turns up.

452
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,126
I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes.

453
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,930
Oh, you should put that on a T-shirt.

454
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,770
- Shut up.
- Or what?

455
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,840
Or I'll marry you.

456
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,926
(SIGHS)

457
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,766
SHERLOCK: <i>London.</i>
<i>It's like a great cesspool</i>

458
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,683
<i>into which all kinds of criminals,</i>

459
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,048
<i>agents and drifters
are irresistibly drained.</i>

460
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,127
<i>Sometimes it's not a question of who,</i>

461
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,482
<i>it's a question of who knows.</i>

462
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,647
<i>If this man cancels his papers,
I need to know.</i>

463
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,643
<i>If this woman leaves London
without putting her dog into kennels,</i>

464
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,290
<i>I need to know.</i>

465
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,322
<i>Now, certain people, they are markers.</i>

466
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,762
<i>If they start to move,
I'll know something's up.</i>

467
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,601
<i>Like rats deserting a sinking ship.</i>

468
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,645
MYCROFT: <i>All very interesting, Sherlock,</i>

469
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,564
<i>but the terror alert
has been raised to critical.</i>

470
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,329
Boring. Your move.

471
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,763
We have solid information,
an attack is coming.

472
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,447
Solid information, a secret terrorist
organisation is planning an attack.

473
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,568
That's what secret terrorist
organisations do, isn't it?

474
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,011
It's their version of golf.

475
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,362
An agent gave his life to tell us that.

476
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,646
Oh, well, perhaps
he shouldn't have done.

477
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,883
He was obviously just trying
to show off.

478
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,601
None of these markers of yours
is behaving in any way suspiciously?

479
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,129
- Your move.
- No, Mycroft,

480
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,407
but you have to trust me.
I'll find the answer.

481
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,608
But it'll be in an odd phrase
in an online blog

482
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,284
or in an unexpected trip
to the countryside

483
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,840
or a misplaced lonely hearts ad.

484
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,245
Your move.

485
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,041
I've given the Prime Minister

486
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,360
my personal assurance
you're on the case.

487
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,646
I am on the case,
we're both on the case,

488
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,165
- look at us right now.
- (BUZZING)

489
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,005
- Oh, bugger!
- Oopsy.

490
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,007
Can't handle a broken heart.
How very telling.

491
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,449
- Don't be smart.
- That takes me back.

492
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,568
"Don't be smart, Sherlock,
I'm the smart one."

493
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,007
- I am the smart one.
- I used to think I was an idiot.

494
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,563
Both of us thought
you were an idiot, Sherlock.

495
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,325
We had nothing else to go on,
until we met other children.

496
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,731
Oh, yes, that was a mistake.

497
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,165
Ghastly. What were they thinking of?

498
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,567
Probably something about
trying to make friends.

499
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,165
Oh, yes.

500
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,529
"Friends". Of course, you go in
for that sort of thing now.

501
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,763
And you don't? Ever?

502
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,323
If you seem slow to me, Sherlock,

503
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,971
can you imagine
what real people are like?

504
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,565
I'm living in a world of goldfish.

505
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,769
- Yes, but I've been away for two years.
- So?

506
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,561
Oh, I don't know, I thought perhaps

507
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,722
you might have found yourself
a goldfish.

508
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,121
Change the subject, now.

509
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,726
Rest assured, Mycroft,

510
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,167
whatever this underground
network of yours is up to,

511
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,210
the secret will reside in something
seemingly insignificant or bizarre.

512
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,725
- Ooh-hoo.
- Speaking of which.

513
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,485
- (CHUCKLING)
- I can't believe it.

514
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,121
I just can't believe it!
Him sitting in his chair again.

515
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,448
Oh, isn't it wonderful, Mr. Holmes?

516
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,364
- I can barely contain myself.
- Oh, he really can, you know.

517
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,002
He's secretly pleased to see you
underneath all that.

518
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,685
Sorry, which of us?

519
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,485
Both of you.

520
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,685
Let's play something different.

521
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,444
(SCOFFS) Why are we playing games?

522
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,409
London's terror alert
has been raised to critical,

523
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,164
I'm just passing the time.

524
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,960
Let's do deductions.

525
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,850
SHERLOCK: Client left this while
I was out, what do you reckon?

526
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,246
- I'm busy.
- Oh, go on, it's been an age.

527
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,886
(SNIFFING)

528
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,530
- I always win.
- Which is why you can't resist.

529
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,206
I find nothing irresistible in the hat
of a well-travelled, anxious,

530
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,051
sentimental, unfit creature of habit
with appalling halitosis.

531
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,851
Damn!

532
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,361
Isolated, too, don't you think?

533
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,851
- Why would he be isolated?
- He?

534
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,649
- Obviously.
- Why? Size of the hat?

535
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,371
Don't be silly.
Some women have large heads, too.

536
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,046
No, he's recently had his hair cut,
you can see the little hairs

537
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,726
adhering to the perspiration stains
on the inside.

538
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,006
Some women have short hair, too.

539
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,406
Balance of probability.

540
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,164
Not that you've ever spoken
to a woman with short hair,

541
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,287
or, you know, a woman.

542
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,725
Stains show he's out of condition.

543
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,167
And he's sentimental because
the hat has been repaired three...

544
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,685
Five times. Very neatly.

545
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,364
The cost of the repairs exceeds
the cost of the hat,

546
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,169
so he's mawkishly attached to it.
But it's more than that.

547
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,208
One, perhaps two patches
would indicate sentimentality

548
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,770
but five? Five's obsessive behaviour.

549
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,571
- Obsessive-compulsive.
- Hardly. Your client left it behind.

550
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,847
What sort of an obsessive-compulsive
would do that?

551
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,888
The earlier patches are
extensively sun-bleached,

552
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,564
so he's worn it abroad, in Peru.

553
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,051
- Peru?
- This is a Chullo.

554
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,361
The classic headgear of Andes,
it's made of Alpaca.

555
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,930
- No. Icelandic sheep wool.
- No?

556
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,480
Similar but very distinctive,
if you know what you're looking for.

557
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,484
I've written a blog on the varying
tensile strengths

558
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,721
of different natural fibres.

559
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,723
I'm sure there's a crying need for that.

560
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,560
You said he was anxious?

561
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,768
The bobble on the left side
has been badly chewed,

562
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,410
which shows he's a man
of a nervous disposition but...

563
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,481
But also a creature of habit

564
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,403
because he hasn't chewed
the bobble on the right.

565
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,646
- Precisely.
- (SNIFFING)

566
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,404
A brief sniff of the offending bobble
tells us everything

567
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,925
we need to know about
the state of his breath.

568
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,525
- Brilliant!
- Elementary.

569
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,409
But you've missed his isolation.

570
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,128
- I don't see it.
- Plain as day.

571
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,321
- Where?
- There for all to see.

572
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,050
- Tell me.
- Plain as the nose...

573
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,610
Tell me!

574
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,489
Well, anybody who wears a hat
as stupid as this

575
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,688
isn't in the habit of hanging
around other people, is he?

576
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,887
Not at all.

577
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,008
Maybe he just doesn't mind
being different.

578
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,764
He doesn't necessarily
have to be isolated.

579
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,925
Exactly.

580
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,681
I'm sorry?

581
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,205
He's different, so what?
Why would he mind?

582
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,171
You're quite right.

583
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,681
Why would anyone mind?

584
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,001
I'm not lonely, Sherlock.

585
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,890
How would you know?

586
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,365
Yes. Back to work, if you don't mind.

587
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,731
Good morning.

588
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,726
(CHUCKLING)

589
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,764
Right, back to work.

590
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,004
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

591
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,605
- Mr. Summerson.
- Right.

592
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,763
- Undescended testicle.
- Right.

593
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,401
(MOBILE BEEPING)

594
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,970
- Sherlock?
- Hmm?

595
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,846
Talk to John.

596
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,726
I've tried talking to him.
He made his position quite clear.

597
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,605
(SIGHING) Just relax, Mr. Summerson.

598
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,207
- What did he say?
- F...

599
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,283
- Cough.
- Oh, dear.

600
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,087
(INTERCOM BEEPING)

601
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,490
- Hi.
- MARY: <i>Mr.s. Reeves. Thrush.</i>

602
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,321
Right.

603
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,451
(CLOCK TICKING)

604
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,846
You wanted to see me?

605
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,201
Yes.

606
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,121
- Molly?
- Yes.

607
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,611
Would you...

608
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,051
- Would you like to solve crimes?
- Have dinner?

609
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,121
Um...

610
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,846
Absolutely nothing to
be ashamed of, Mrs. Reeves.

611
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,367
It's very common, but I'm
recommending a course of...

612
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,681
Monkey glands, but enough
about Professor Presbury.

613
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,364
Tell us more about
your case, Mr. Harcourt.

614
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,125
- You sure about this?
- Absolutely.

615
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,964
- Should I be making notes?
- If it makes you feel better.

616
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,530
It's just that
that's what John says he does.

617
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,840
- So if I'm being John...
- You're not being John,

618
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,160
you're being yourself.

619
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,924
Well, absolutely no one
should have been able to empty

620
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,288
that bank account other
than myself and Helen.

621
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,484
Why didn't you assume it was your wife?

622
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,085
Because I've always had
total faith in her.

623
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,321
No, it's because you emptied it.

624
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,044
Weight loss, hair dye, Botox, affair.

625
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,281
Lawyer. Next!

626
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,208
This is Mr. Blake. Piles.

627
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,280
(CLOCK TICKING)

628
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,606
Mr. Blake, hi.

629
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,883
And your pen-pal's emails
just stopped, did they?

630
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,491
(CHOKED SOB)

631
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,971
(SOBBING)

632
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,520
And you really thought he
was the one, didn't you?

633
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,125
The love of your life?

634
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,725
(SOBBING)

635
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,368
Stepfather posing as online boyfriend.

636
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,927
- What?
- Breaks it off, breaks her heart.

637
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,207
She swears off relationships,
stays at home.

638
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,850
He still has her wage coming in.

639
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,526
Mr. Windibank, you have
been a complete and utter...

640
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,761
Piss pot.

641
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,401
It's nothing to worry about,

642
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,801
just a small infection,
by the sound of it.

643
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,771
Uh, Dr. Verner is your usual GP, yes?

644
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,322
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He looked after me, man and boy.

645
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,526
I run a little shop just on
the corner of Church Street.

646
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,410
- Oh.
- Magazines and DVDs.

647
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,366
I've brought along a few little beauties
that might interest you.

648
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,450
<i>Tree Worshippers.</i> Oh, that's a corker.

649
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,090
It's very saucy.

650
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,290
And <i>British Birds.</i>

651
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,408
- The same sort of thing.
- I'm fine, thanks.

652
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,084
<i>The Holy War.</i>

653
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,242
Sounds a bit dry, I know,

654
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,526
but there's a nun
with all these holes in her habit.

655
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,647
Jesus!

656
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,051
- Sherlock.
- What?

657
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,090
- What do you want?
- Huh?

658
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,851
Have you come to torment me?

659
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,371
What are you talking about?

660
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,441
"What are you talking?"

661
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,522
What, do you think I'm going
to be fooled by this bloody beard?

662
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,728
- You're crazy!
- No, no, no, no, no.

663
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,211
It's not as good as your French.

664
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,284
Not as good as your French.
It's not even a good disguise, Sherlock!

665
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,170
Where did you get it from,
a bloody joke shop?

666
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,081
- Oh, my God! I... I am so sorry.
- (GROANING)

667
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,691
Oh, my God!

668
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,891
Please. It's fine.

669
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,561
(CLEARING THROAT)

670
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,164
- This one's got us all baffled.
- Hmm, I don't doubt it.

671
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,165
(SNIFFING)

672
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,208
(SNIFFING)

673
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,651
(SNIFFING)

674
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,605
What is it?

675
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,970
You're onto something, aren't you?

676
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,530
Hmm, maybe.

677
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,929
- JOHN: <i>Show off!</i>
- Shut up, John.

678
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,930
MOLLY: What?
SHERLOCK: Hmm?

679
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,685
Nothing.

680
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,611
- Hello.
- Hmm.

681
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,925
- You sure?
- I'm sure.

682
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,890
Okay. I'm late for Cath,
I'll see you later.

683
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,769
- Bye.
- Bye.

684
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,086
(DOOR CLOSES)

685
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,804
This going to be
your new arrangement, is it?

686
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,120
Just giving it a go.

687
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,285
Right. So, John?

688
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,604
Not really in the picture any more.

689
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,441
(RUMBLING)

690
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,766
Trains?

691
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,606
Trains.

692
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,966
Male, 40 to 50.

693
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,646
- Oh, sorry, did you want to...
- Uh, no, please, be my guest.

694
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,286
- JOHN: <i>You jealous?</i>
- Shut up!

695
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,488
- It doesn't make sense.
- What doesn't?

696
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,371
This skeleton,
it can't be any more than...

697
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,010
BOTH: Six months old.

698
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,441
Wow!

699
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,771
<i>- "How I Did It</i> by Jack the Ripper."
- Mmm-hmm.

700
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,649
- That's impossible.
- Welcome to my world.

701
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,121
(MUMBLING)

702
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,441
SHERLOCK: I won't insult your
intelligence by explaining it to you.

703
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,960
No, please, insult away.

704
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,610
JOHN: <i>You forgot to put your collar up.</i>

705
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,603
The corpse is... is six months old.

706
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,206
It's dressed in a shoddy
Victorian outfit from a museum.

707
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,922
It's been displayed on
a dummy for many years,

708
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,163
in a case facing southeast,
judging from the fading of the fabric.

709
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,687
It was sold off in a fire
damage sale a week ago.

710
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,601
- So the whole thing was a fake?
- Yes.

711
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,923
- Looked so promising.
- SHERLOCK: Facile.

712
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,651
Why would someone
go to all that trouble?

713
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,245
Why indeed, John?

714
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,209
- RECORDING: <i>Mind the gap.</i>
- (CHUCKLING)

715
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,850
<i>Mind the gap.</i>

716
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,327
- Oh. Thanks for hanging onto it.
- No problem.

717
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,290
So, what's this all about, Mr. Shilcott?

718
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,240
HOWARD: My girlfriend's
a big fan of yours.

719
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,441
(CHUCKLING) Girlfriend?

720
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,766
Sorry. Do go on.

721
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,490
- I like trains.
- Yes.

722
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,768
I work on the Tube, on the District Line

723
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,842
and part of my job is to wipe
the security footage

724
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,126
after it's been cleared.

725
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,850
I was just whizzing through

726
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,685
and, uh, I found something
a bit bizarre.

727
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,684
Now, this was a week ago.

728
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,962
The last train on the Friday
night, Westminster Station.

729
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,203
Now, this man gets into the last car.

730
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,609
- Car?
- They're cars, not carriages.

731
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,486
It's a legacy of the early American
involvement in the Tube system.

732
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,721
He said he liked trains.

733
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,841
HOWARD: And the next stop,
St James's Park station.

734
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,881
And...

735
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,049
I thought you'd like it.

736
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,771
He gets into the last car
at Westminster, the only passenger,

737
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,088
and the car is empty
at St James's Park station.

738
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,562
Explain that, Mr. Holmes.

739
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,489
MOLLY: Couldn't he have just jumped off?

740
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,166
There's a safety mechanism that prevents
the doors from opening in transit.

741
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:30,040
But there's something else. The driver
of that train hasn't been to work since.

742
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,130
According to his flatmate,
he's on holiday.

743
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,922
- Came into some money.
- Bought off?

744
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,641
Hmm?

745
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,930
So if the driver of the train
was in on it,

746
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,365
then the passenger did get off.

747
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,926
HOWARD: There's nowhere he could go.

748
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,651
It's a straight run on the District Line
between the two stations.

749
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,201
There's no side tunnels,
no maintenance tunnels.

750
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,850
Nothing on any map. Nothing.

751
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,845
The train never stops
and a man vanishes.

752
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,241
Good, innit?

753
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,166
I know that face.

754
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,321
(CLEARING THROAT)

755
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,125
Excuse you!

756
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,367
(GROANING)

757
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,288
The journey between those
stations usually takes five minutes

758
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,407
and that journey took 10 minutes.

759
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,244
10 minutes to get from
Westminster to St James's Park.

760
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,926
So I'm going to need maps, lots of maps.
Older maps, all the maps.

761
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,001
Right.

762
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,923
- Fancy some chips?
- What?

763
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,002
I know a fantastic fish shop
just off the Marylebone Road,

764
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,844
the owner always
gives me extra portions.

765
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,811
Did you get him off a murder charge?

766
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,450
No, I helped him put up some shelves.

767
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,646
- Sherlock?
- Hmm?

768
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,491
- What was today about?
- Saying thank you.

769
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,886
- For what?
- For everything you did for me.

770
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,964
It's okay. It's my pleasure.

771
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,251
No. I mean it.

772
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,368
I don't mean pleasure,
I mean I didn't mind.

773
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,966
- I wanted to.
- Moriarty slipped up, he made a mistake.

774
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,081
Because the one person he thought
didn't matter at all to me

775
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,722
was the one person
that mattered the most.

776
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,604
You made it all possible.

777
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,930
But you can't do this again, can you?

778
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:24,247
I had a lovely day.
I'd love to, I just, um...

779
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,924
And congratulations, by the way.

780
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,081
He's not from work.

781
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,447
We met through friends,
old-fashioned way.

782
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,885
He's nice, we... He's got a dog, we...
We go to the pub on weekends

783
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,368
and I've met his mum and dad
and his friends and all his family.

784
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,283
I've no idea
why I'm telling you any of this.

785
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,523
I hope you'll be very happy,
Molly Hooper.

786
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,931
You deserve it.

787
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,605
After all, not all the men you fall for
can turn out to be sociopaths.

788
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,611
- No?
- No.

789
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,360
Maybe it's just my type.

790
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,161
(GRUNTING)

791
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:49,526
(GASPS)

792
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,291
(MOBILE CHIMING)

793
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,643
Oh, Mrs. Hudson. Sorry,
I think someone's got John.

794
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,604
- John Watson?
- Hang on, who are you?

795
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,202
- Oh, I'm his fiancée.
- Oh!

796
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,124
Mary? What's wrong?

797
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,205
Someone sent me this.

798
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,965
At first I thought it was just a Bible
thing, you know, spam, but it's not.

799
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,124
- It's a skip code.
- (BEEPING)

800
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,528
First word, then every third.
"Save John Watson".

801
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,161
Now.

802
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,885
MARY: Where are we going?
SHERLOCK: St James The Less,

803
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,961
it's a church.

804
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,771
Twenty minutes by car.

805
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,520
- Did you drive here?
- Yes.

806
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,285
It's too slow, it's too slow.

807
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,448
Sherlock, what are we waiting for?

808
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,601
This.

809
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,168
MARY: What does it mean?
What are they going to do to him?

810
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,685
SHERLOCK: I don't know.

811
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,126
(GRUNTING)

812
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:37,563
(PANTING)

813
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,006
SHERLOCK: Damn!

814
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,481
Oi! Oi! You can't go down there!

815
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,765
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

816
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,324
(DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTER)

817
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,526
(MOANING)

818
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,885
(GRUNTING)

819
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,881
(GASPS)

820
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,006
No, it's not going to work. Bit damp.

821
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,127
(GRUNTING)

822
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,009
I'll get something to help it along,
yeah?

823
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,123
(STRAINING) Help! Ah!

824
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,650
(JOHN GRUNTING)

825
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,361
- He doesn't like it, Daddy.
- Huh?

826
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,889
- Guy Fawkes, he doesn't like it.
- Stay back, Zoe.

827
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,849
Back! Now.

828
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,246
(GRUNTING)

829
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,971
MARY: What does it mean?

830
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,491
Oh, my God!

831
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,685
(CROWD CHEERING)

832
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,851
(CHEERING)

833
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,126
Help!

834
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,805
(SCREAMING)

835
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,086
SHERLOCK: Stand back!

836
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,041
Move! Move! Move! Move!

837
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,530
- John!
- MARY: John!

838
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,840
John! John!

839
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,604
MARY: Get up, John!

840
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,163
- John? John?
- Help!

841
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,531
SHERLOCK: John!

842
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,005
(PANTING)

843
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,970
John? John?

844
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,526
- John!
- John?

845
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,605
ELDERLY WOMAN: <i>It wasn't</i>
<i>where I'd put it at all. Silly woman.</i>

846
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:52,641
Anyway, it was then that I first
noticed it was missing.

847
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,886
I said, "Have you checked down
the back of the sofa?"

848
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,891
He's always losing things down
the back of the sofa, aren't you, dear?

849
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,247
- Afraid so.
- Oh, keys,

850
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,482
small change, sweeties.

851
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,167
- Especially his glasses.
- Glasses.

852
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,528
Blooming things. I said,
"Why don't you get a chain,

853
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,921
"wear 'em round your neck?"
And he says, "What?

854
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,365
- "Like Larry Grayson?"
- Larry Grayson?

855
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,884
So did you find it eventually,
your lottery ticket?

856
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,249
Well, yes, thank goodness. We caught
the coach on time after all.

857
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,210
We managed to see St Paul's, the Tower,

858
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,364
but they weren't
letting anyone into Parliament.

859
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,164
- Some big debate going on.
- (DOOR OPENING)

860
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,046
- John.
- Sorry, you're busy.

861
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,924
- No, no, no, they were just leaving.
- No, oh, were we?

862
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,331
- Yes.
- No, no, if you've got a case...

863
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,640
No, not a case, no, no, no. Yeah, go.

864
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:36,767
Yeah, well, we're here
till Saturday, remember.

865
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,330
- Yes, great, wonderful. Just get out.
- Yes, well, give us a ring.

866
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,323
Very nice, yes, good. Get out.

867
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,602
I can't tell you how
glad we are, Sherlock.

868
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,682
All that time,
people thinking the worst of you.

869
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,489
We're just so pleased it's all over.

870
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,971
MAN: Ring up more often, won't you?

871
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,041
Mmm-hmm.

872
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,964
- She worries.
- Promise.

873
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,640
Promise. Oh, for God's...

874
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,121
(SIGHING)

875
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,730
- Sorry about that.
- No, it's fine.

876
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,131
- Clients?
- Just my parents.

877
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,690
- Your parents?
- In town for a few days.

878
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,320
- Your parents?
- Mycroft promised to take them

879
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,641
to a matinee of <i>Les Mis.</i>
Tried to talk me into doing it.

880
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,728
- Those were your parents?
- Yes.

881
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:19,163
- Well. (CHUCKLING) That is not what I...
- What?

882
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,451
I mean, they're just so...

883
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,801
ordinary.

884
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,004
- It's a cross I have to bear.
- (CHUCKLING)

885
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,690
- Did they know, too?
- Hmm?

886
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,890
That you've spent the last two years
playing hide-and-seek?

887
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,925
- Maybe.
- Ah, so that's why

888
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,128
- they weren't at the funeral!
- Sorry, sorry again.

889
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,762
Sorry.

890
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,409
So you've shaved it off, then?

891
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,081
Yeah. Wasn't working for me.

892
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,691
- I'm glad.
- You didn't like it?

893
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,969
No, I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.

894
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,001
That's not a sentence
you hear every day.

895
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,049
- How are you feeling?
- Yeah, not bad. Bit smoked.

896
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:17,361
Right.

897
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,361
Last night, who did that?

898
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,126
- And why did they target me?
- I don't know.

899
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,530
Is it someone trying to get
to you through me?

900
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,444
Is it something to do with this
terrorist thing you talked about?

901
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,088
I don't know, I can't see the pattern.
It's too nebulous.

902
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,650
Why would an agent give his life to tell
us something incredibly insignificant?

903
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,131
- That's what's strange.
- Give his life?

904
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,247
According to Mycroft.

905
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,210
There's an underground network planning
an attack on London, that's all we know.

906
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,763
- These are my rats, John.
- Rats?

907
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,485
My markers, agents, low-lifes.

908
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,891
People who might find
themselves arrested

909
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,440
or their diplomatic immunity
suddenly rescinded.

910
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,126
If one of them starts acting
suspiciously, we know something's up.

911
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,771
Five of them are behaving perfectly
normally but the sixth...

912
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,001
I know him, don't I?

913
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,005
SHERLOCK: Lord Moran, Peer of the Realm.
Minister for Overseas Development.

914
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,362
- Pillar of the Establishment.
- JOHN: Yes.

915
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,847
He's been working for
North Korea since 1996.

916
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,327
- What?
- He's the big rat, rat number one.

917
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,571
He's just done something
very suspicious indeed.

918
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,562
Yeah, that's odd.

919
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,481
There's nowhere he could have got off?

920
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,847
SHERLOCK: Not according to the maps.
JOHN: Hmm.

921
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,002
There's something, something,
something I'm missing.

922
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,730
Something staring me in the face.

923
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,930
(MOBILE BEEPS)

924
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,480
Any idea who they are,
this underground network?

925
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,485
Intelligence must have a list
of the most obvious ones.

926
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,284
Our rat's just come out of his den.

927
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,245
Al Qaeda? The IRA have been
getting restless again,

928
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,129
- maybe they're going to make...
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

929
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,521
- I've been an idiot, a blind idiot!
- What?

930
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,683
Oh, that's good.
That could be brilliant!

931
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:53,761
What are you on about?

932
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,723
Mycroft's intelligence
is not nebulous at all,

933
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,531
- it's specific, incredibly specific.
- What do you mean?

934
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,171
It's not an underground network,
John, it's an Underground network!

935
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,688
Right. What?

936
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,683
Sometimes a deception is so audacious,
so outrageous

937
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,649
that you can't see it even when
it's staring you in the face.

938
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,890
Look, seven carriages leave Westminster.

939
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:11,961
JOHN: Hmm.

940
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,847
And only six carriages arrive
at St James's Park.

941
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,203
JOHN: Ah, but that's...
I mean, it's impossible.

942
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:24,046
Moran didn't disappear.
The entire Tube compartment did.

943
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,771
The driver must have diverted the train
and then detached the last carriage.

944
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,046
Detached it where?

945
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,360
You said there was nothing
between those stations.

946
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,329
Not on the maps, but once you
eliminate all the other factors,

947
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,731
the only thing remaining
must be the truth.

948
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,201
That carriage vanished,
so it must be somewhere.

949
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,966
But why, though?
Why detach it in the first place?

950
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,930
It vanishes between St James's Park
and Westminster.

951
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,164
Lord Moran vanishes.

952
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,483
You're kidnapped and nearly burnt
to death at a fireworks party...

953
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,045
What's the date, John, today's date?

954
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,642
Hmm? November... My God!

955
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,330
Lord Moran, he's a Peer of the Realm.

956
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,890
Normally he'd sit in the House.

957
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,084
Tonight there's an all-night sitting to
vote on the new anti-terrorism bill.

958
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,482
But he won't be there, not tonight.

959
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,764
Not the 5th of November.

960
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,411
- "Remember, remember."
- "Gunpowder, treason and plot!"

961
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,246
<i>There's nothing down there, Mr. Holmes,</i>

962
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,846
<i>I told you. No sidings,
no ghost stations.</i>

963
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,160
There has to be, check again.

964
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,644
This whole area is a big mess
of old and new stuff.

965
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,848
Charing Cross is made up
of bits of older stations,

966
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,968
like Trafalgar Square, Strand.

967
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,451
No, it's none of those,
we've accounted for those.

968
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,565
St Margaret Street, Bridge Street,
Sumatra Road, Parliament Street...

969
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,290
<i>Hang on, hang on, Sumatra Road.</i>

970
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,644
<i>You mentioned Sumatra Road, Mr. Holmes.</i>

971
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,166
<i>There is something,
I knew it rang a bell!</i>

972
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,847
<i>Yes. There was a station down there.</i>

973
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,046
Well, why isn't it on the maps?

974
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,645
<i>Because it was closed
before it ever opened.</i>

975
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,769
- What?
<i>- They built the platforms,</i>

976
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,649
<i>even the staircases,</i>

977
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,290
<i>but it all got tied up in legal disputes</i>

978
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,408
<i>so they never built
the station on the surface.</i>

979
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,369
It's right underneath
the Palace of Westminster.

980
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,684
So what's down there, a bomb?

981
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,966
Oh.

982
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,170
<i>With many commentators
saying the vote on the Terrorism Bill</i>

983
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,483
<i>will be too close to call,
MPs are now making their way</i>

984
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:10,166
<i>into the Chamber for what
the Government is calling</i>

985
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,244
<i>the most important vote
of this Parliament.</i>

986
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,807
<i>- Over now to our...</i>
- POLITICIAN: <i>What freedoms exactly</i>

987
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,486
<i>are we protecting if we start
spying on our own people?</i>

988
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,370
<i>This is an Orwellian measure
on a scale unprecedented...</i>

989
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,970
So it's a bomb, then? The Tube
carriage is carrying a bomb?

990
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,401
- Must be.
- Right.

991
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,285
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling the police.

992
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,441
What? No!

993
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,847
Sherlock, this isn't a game,
they need to evacuate Parliament.

994
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,445
They'll get in the way, they always do.

995
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,170
This is cleaner, more efficient.

996
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,849
- And illegal.
- A bit.

997
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,571
- What are you doing?
- Coming.

998
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,250
- I don't understand.
- Well, that's a first.

999
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,163
There's nowhere else it could be.

1000
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,569
(EXPLOSION)

1001
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,201
(GASPS)

1002
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,326
What?

1003
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,521
- Hang on. Sherlock?
- What?

1004
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,523
That's... Isn't it live?

1005
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,928
Perfectly safe as long as
we avoid touching the rails.

1006
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,323
Of course, yeah, avoid the rails.

1007
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,209
- Great.
- This way.

1008
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,084
- Are you sure?
- Sure.

1009
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,046
Uh, look at that.

1010
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:22,961
- John.
- Hmm?

1011
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,326
Demolition charges.

1012
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,405
(EXHALING)

1013
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,491
(EXHALING)

1014
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,210
It's empty. There's nothing.

1015
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:48,801
Isn't there?

1016
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,288
- This is the bomb.
- What?

1017
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,451
It's not carrying explosives,

1018
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,922
the whole compartment is the bomb.

1019
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,931
We need bomb disposal.

1020
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,729
There may not be time for that now.

1021
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:10,005
- So what do we do?
- I have no idea.

1022
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,924
- Well, think of something.
- Why do you think I know what to do?

1023
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,927
Because you're Sherlock Holmes,
you're as clever as it gets.

1024
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,169
It doesn't mean I know
how to diffuse a giant bomb.

1025
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,969
- What about you?
- I wasn't in bomb disposal,

1026
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,041
I'm a bloody doctor!

1027
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,202
And a soldier, as you keep
reminding us all!

1028
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,686
Can't... Can't we rip the timer off
or something?

1029
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,842
- That would set it off.
- You see? You know things!

1030
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,041
(SIGHING)

1031
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:39,600
(BEEPS)

1032
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,364
(ELECTRIC WHIRRING)

1033
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:51,561
JOHN: Oh!

1034
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,207
Uh... My God!

1035
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,281
Uh...

1036
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,925
Why didn't you call the police?

1037
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,128
- Can you just...
- Why do you never call the police?

1038
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,440
Well, it's no use now.

1039
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,325
So you can't switch the bomb off?

1040
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,281
You can't switch the bomb off
and you didn't call the police!

1041
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,521
Go, John. Go now!

1042
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,570
There's no point now, is there, because
there's not enough time to get away

1043
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,246
and if we don't do this,
other people will die!

1044
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,246
- Mind palace!
- Hmm?

1045
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,562
- Use your mind palace!
- How will that help?

1046
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,609
You've salted away
every fact under the sun!

1047
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,682
Oh, what, and you think I've
just got "how to defuse a bomb"

1048
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,444
- tucked away in there somewhere?
- Yes!

1049
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,526
Maybe.

1050
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,450
Think! Think, please think.

1051
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:44,846
- Think!
- Mmm...

1052
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,411
(SHERLOCK GRUNTING)

1053
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,721
I can't! (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1054
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,211
Oh, my God!

1055
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,764
This is it.

1056
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,011
Um, uh...

1057
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,605
Oh, my God.

1058
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,927
SHERLOCK: (NERVOUSLY)
Turn that off. Oh God! Uh, um, uh...

1059
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,401
Uh...

1060
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,808
Uh, uh...

1061
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,969
- I'm sorry.
- What?

1062
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,126
I can't... I can't do it, John.

1063
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,410
I don't know how.

1064
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,361
Forgive me.

1065
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:37,411
- What?
- Please, John, forgive me

1066
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,448
for all the hurt that I caused you.

1067
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,045
No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a trick.

1068
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,321
No.

1069
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,529
- Another one of your bloody tricks.
- No.

1070
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,409
You're just trying to make me
say something nice.

1071
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,604
- Not this time.
- It's just to make you look good

1072
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,409
even though you've behaved like...

1073
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,931
(SIGHING)

1074
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,521
I wanted you not to be dead.

1075
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,249
Yeah, well, be careful
what you wish for.

1076
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,447
If I hadn't come back,
you wouldn't be standing there and...

1077
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:21,766
- you'd still have a future with Mary.
- Yeah, I know.

1078
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:34,249
Look, I find it difficult,
I find it difficult, this sort of stuff.

1079
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:36,966
I know.

1080
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:44,121
You were the best and the wisest
man that I have ever known.

1081
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:49,007
Yes, of course I forgive you.

1082
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,040
The criminal network
Moriarty headed was vast.

1083
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:11,529
Its roots were everywhere, like a
cancer, so we came up with a plan.

1084
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,650
<i>Mycroft fed Moriarty
information about me.</i>

1085
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,209
Moriarty, in turn, gave us hints,

1086
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,851
just hints as to the extent of his web.

1087
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,044
We let him go,

1088
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,566
because it was important to let him
believe he had the upper hand.

1089
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,326
And then I sat back and watched Moriarty

1090
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,767
destroy my reputation, bit by bit.

1091
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:35,045
<i>I had to make him
believe he'd beaten me,</i>

1092
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:37,168
<i>utterly defeated me,
then he'd show his hand.</i>

1093
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,929
<i>There were 13 likely scenarios
once we were up on that roof.</i>

1094
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,445
<i>Each of them were rigorously
worked out and given a code name.</i>

1095
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,368
<i>It wasn't just my reputation that
Moriarty needed to bury. I had to die.</i>

1096
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,681
Sherlock!

1097
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,805
You can have me arrested,

1098
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:57,007
you can torture me, you can
do anything you like with me,

1099
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,321
but nothing's going to prevent
them from pulling the trigger.

1100
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,007
<i>Your only three friends
in the world will die.</i>

1101
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,327
- Unless...
- I kill myself

1102
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,845
and complete your story.

1103
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,924
You've got to admit that's sexier.

1104
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,807
SHERLOCK: <i>But the one thing I didn't</i>
<i>anticipate was just how far</i>

1105
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,450
<i>Moriarty was prepared to go.</i>

1106
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,646
<i>I suppose that was obvious, given our
first meeting at the swimming pool.</i>

1107
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,321
<i>His death wish.</i>

1108
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,686
(GASPS, GUNSHOT)

1109
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:33,290
<i>I knew I didn't have long. I contacted
my brother, set the wheels in motion.</i>

1110
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,166
<i>And then everyone got to work.</i>

1111
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:26,161
SHERLOCK: (ON PHONE) <i>It's a trick.</i>
<i>It's just a magic trick.</i>

1112
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,725
JOHN: <i>All right, stop it now.</i>

1113
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:31,404
SHERLOCK: <i>Now,</i>
<i>stay exactly where you are.</i>

1114
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,605
<i>Don't move!</i>

1115
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,160
JOHN: All right.

1116
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,370
SHERLOCK: Keep your eyes fixed on me.

1117
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,044
Please, will you do this for me?

1118
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,603
SHERLOCK: <i>It was vital that John</i>
<i>stayed just where I'd put him</i>

1119
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,524
<i>and that way his view was
blocked by the ambulance station.</i>

1120
01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,241
Sherlock!

1121
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,681
(GASPS)

1122
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,129
<i>I needed to hit the airbag,
which I did.</i>

1123
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,770
<i>Speed was paramount.</i>

1124
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,368
<i>The airbag needed to be got out of the
way just as John cleared the station.</i>

1125
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,165
<i>But we needed him to see a body.</i>

1126
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,485
<i>That's where Molly came in.</i>

1127
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:27,761
<i>Like figures on a weather clock,
we went one way,</i>

1128
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,410
<i>John went the other.</i>

1129
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,287
<i>Then our well-timed cyclist...</i>

1130
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:34,641
(GASPS)

1131
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,845
<i>...put John briefly out of action,</i>

1132
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,963
<i>giving me time to switch places
with the corpse on the pavement.</i>

1133
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:54,967
<i>The rest was just window dressing.</i>

1134
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:02,130
<i>And one final touch, a squash ball
under the armpit.</i>

1135
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,690
<i>Apply enough pressure and it
momentarily cuts off the pulse.</i>

1136
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,840
Let me come through, please!

1137
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,525
- It's all right.
- No, he's my friend.

1138
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,171
- It's all right.
- No, he's my friend.

1139
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,163
- It's all right, it's all right.
- He's my friend, please.

1140
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,802
Everything was anticipated,
every eventuality allowed for.

1141
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,650
It worked perfectly.

1142
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,523
Molly. Molly Hooper? She was in on it?

1143
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,846
Yes. You remember the little girl
who was abducted by Moriarty?

1144
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,611
- (SCREAMING)
- LESTRADE: Get out!

1145
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,251
<i>You assumed she reacted like
that because I was her kidnapper.</i>

1146
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:53,483
But I deduced Moriarty must have found
someone who looked very like me

1147
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,450
to plant suspicion and that that man,
whoever he was,

1148
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,966
had to be got out of the way
as soon as his usefulness ended.

1149
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,482
That meant there was a corpse
in the morgue somewhere

1150
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,005
that looked just like me.

1151
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,001
Clever.

1152
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,129
Molly found the body, faked the records
and I provided the other coat.

1153
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,804
I've got lots of coats.

1154
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,684
ANDERSON: What about
the sniper aiming at John?

1155
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,047
SHERLOCK: <i>Mycroft's men intervened</i>
<i>before he could take the shot.</i>

1156
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,369
<i>He was invited to reconsider.</i>

1157
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:22,568
Is it done? Good.

1158
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,008
And your homeless network?

1159
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,642
As I explained, the whole street was
closed off. Like a scene from a play.

1160
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:35,488
- Neat, don't you think?
- Hmm.

1161
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:39,009
- What?
- Not the way I'd have done it.

1162
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,127
Oh, really?

1163
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,683
No, I'm not saying
it's not clever but...

1164
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,047
What?

1165
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,447
Bit disappointed.

1166
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,841
Oh, everyone's a critic.

1167
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,924
- Anyway, that's not why I came.
- No?

1168
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,321
No, I think you know
why I'm here, Phillip.

1169
01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:00,085
<i>How I Did It</i> by Jack the Ripper?

1170
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,924
Didn't you think it was intriguing?

1171
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:07,443
Lurid. A case so sensational
you hoped I'd be interested.

1172
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,571
But you overdid it, Phillip,
you and your little fan club.

1173
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,728
I just couldn't live with myself,
knowing that I'd driven you to...

1174
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:19,284
But you didn't. You were always right,
I wasn't dead.

1175
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:23,483
No. No, and everything's
okay now, isn't it?

1176
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,450
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1177
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:30,131
Though of course
you've wasted police time.

1178
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,441
Perverted the course of justice.

1179
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,727
Risked distracting me
from a massive terrorist assault

1180
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,848
that could have both destroyed
Parliament and caused the death

1181
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,649
- of hundreds of people.
- Oh, God!

1182
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:42,722
(SOBBING) Oh, God, I'm sorry, Sherlock!
I'm so sorry.

1183
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,761
(SOBBING)

1184
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:48,761
Hang on.

1185
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,404
That doesn't make sense.

1186
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,363
How could you be sure
John would stand on that exact spot?

1187
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,851
I mean, what if he'd moved?

1188
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,002
And how did you do it all so quickly?

1189
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:02,050
What if the bike hadn't hit him?

1190
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,928
And anyway, why are you telling
me all this?

1191
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,527
(LAUGHING) If you'd pulled that off,

1192
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:10,923
I'm the last person you'd
tell the truth...

1193
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:17,003
(CHUCKLING) Sherlock Holmes!

1194
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,650
Sherlock!

1195
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,728
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

1196
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,723
(SHERLOCK SNICKERING)

1197
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,768
- You...
- Oh, your face!

1198
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,251
- ...utter...
- Your face!

1199
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,687
- You!
- I totally had you.

1200
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,922
You cock! I knew it! I knew it! You...

1201
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,526
Oh, those things you said, such sweet
things. I never knew you cared.

1202
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,285
You know, I will kill you
if you ever breathe a word of this...

1203
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:23,161
- Scout's honour.
- ...to anyone! You knew!

1204
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,891
- You knew how to turn it off!
- There's an off switch.

1205
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,450
There's always an off switch.

1206
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,884
Terrorists can get into all sorts of
problems unless there's an off switch.

1207
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,530
So why did you let me
go through all that?

1208
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,409
I didn't lie altogether.

1209
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,601
I've absolutely no idea how to turn any
of these silly little lights off.

1210
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,170
(CHUCKLING)

1211
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,969
(DISTANT INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1212
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:45,209
- And you did call the police?
- Of course I called the police.

1213
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,081
- I'm definitely going to kill you.
- Oh, please.

1214
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,124
Killing me, that's so two years ago.

1215
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,480
(CHUCKLING)

1216
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,161
(SHERLOCK LAUGHING)

1217
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:30,321
CHORUS: (ON PHONE)
<i>♪ Do you hear the people sing? ♪</i>

1218
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,643
MYCROFT: <i>Sherlock, please, I beg of you.</i>

1219
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,961
<i>You can take over at the interval.</i>

1220
01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:39,649
Oh, I'm sorry brother, dear,
but you made a promise.

1221
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:40,801
Nothing I can do to help.

1222
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,406
<i>But you don't understand
the pain of it, the horror.</i>

1223
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,730
Come on, you'll have to go down,
they want the story.

1224
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,691
In a minute.

1225
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,046
Oh, I'm really pleased, Mary.
Have you set a date?

1226
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,526
MARY: Well, we thought May.

1227
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,769
- Ah, a spring wedding.
- Yeah.

1228
01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,689
- Well, once we've actually got engaged.
- Yeah.

1229
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,525
- We were interrupted last time.
- Yeah.

1230
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:05,124
- Well, I can't wait.
- You will be there, Sherlock?

1231
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,442
Weddings, not really my thing.

1232
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,525
- MOLLY: Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Molly.

1233
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,967
This is Tom. Tom, this is everyone.

1234
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:13,769
- Hi.
- Hi.

1235
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:15,922
It's really nice to meet you all. Hi.

1236
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,684
Wow! Yeah, hi, I'm John,
good to meet you.

1237
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:19,965
- Ready?
- Ready.

1238
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:25,926
LESTRADE: Champagne?

1239
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,211
MOLLY: Yes.

1240
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,281
Thanks.

1241
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:37,761
Thank you.

1242
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,049
- Sit down, love.
- Oh, thanks.

1243
01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:46,604
So, um, is it serious, you two?

1244
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,848
Yeah. I've moved on.

1245
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,126
Did you, uh...

1246
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,282
- I'm not saying a word.
- No, best not.

1247
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,090
- But I'm still waiting.
- Hmm?

1248
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,650
Why did they try and kill me?

1249
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,847
If they knew you were
onto them, why come after me?

1250
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,851
- Put me in a bonfire?
- I don't know.

1251
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,683
I don't like not knowing.

1252
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,161
Unlike the nicely embellished fictions
on your blog, John,

1253
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,447
real life is rarely so neat.

1254
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:19,764
I don't know who was behind all this
but I will find out, I promise you.

1255
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:22,801
- Don't pretend you're not enjoying this.
- Hmm?

1256
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,528
Being back. Being a hero again.

1257
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,809
- Oh, don't be stupid.
- You'd have to be an idiot

1258
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,370
not to see it. You love it.

1259
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,885
Love what?

1260
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,083
Being Sherlock Holmes.

1261
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,443
I don't even know
what that's supposed to mean.

1262
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:42,120
Sherlock, you are going
to tell me how you did it?

1263
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:45,170
How you jumped off that
building and survived?

1264
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:48,369
You know my methods, John.
I am known to be indestructible.

1265
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:53,321
No, but seriously. When you were
dead, I went to your grave.

1266
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,531
- I should hope so.
- I made a little speech.

1267
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,564
I actually spoke to you.

1268
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,041
I know. I was there.

1269
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:07,246
I asked you for one more miracle.

1270
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,371
I asked you to stop being dead.

1271
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:13,086
I heard you.

1272
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:19,923
Anyway, time to go and be
Sherlock Holmes.

1273
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,482
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

1274
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:36,688
(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)

1275
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:42,204
(INAUDIBLE)

1276
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,329
SHERLOCK: <i>John!</i>

1277
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,770
<i>MARY: John!</i>

1278
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,161
<i>John!</i>

1279
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,011
(GRUNTING)

1280
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,441
<i>MARY: John!</i>

1281
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:32,521
<i>John!</i>

1282
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,724
(GRUNTING)