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Yeah honey, Mitchell helped me
pick up the shirt. You're gonna love it.

2
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Oh, I wish I could
pick you up some lip gloss,

3
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but we are already in the car!

4
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Okay, bye, honey.

5
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Getting pretty good, huh?

6
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Yeah, but you were always good.

7
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I'm just glad
you stuck with it.

8
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Seriously?

9
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What?

10
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It's playing itself.

11
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Well, I didn't know.

12
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You honestly thought that I just
became a piano virtuoso, dad?

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You've known me my whole life.

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Have you ever
seen me take a lesson?

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I thought maybe you were self-taught.

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Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

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- Like when I taught myself
to play the clarinet. - Exactly.

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I never played the clarinet.

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Can we drop it?

20
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Let's go get an ice cream.

21
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What about
my lactose intolerance?

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Oh, I'm not loving this game.

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This sucks.

24
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My teacher gave me
mononucleosis.

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As a parent, I feel
I should ask about this.

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Slow down. It's not like she gets
that many tugs on the line.

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It's for A.P. Bio.

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We have to write a report
about a disease,

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and I got the worst one.
This is a joke.

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Actually, it's pretty serious.

31
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Back in college, I caught mono
from my roommate, Ling.

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Served us right
for fooling around.

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Never share a flute, kids.

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Hey, can you drop me off
at the library?

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Sorry. I'm meeting some friends
at that coffee shop on Lake.

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You mean the one
next to the library?

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That's a library?

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I thought it was a church

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for a religion that
didn't allow makeup.

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When is the washing machine
gonna get fixed?

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I'm wearing a swimsuit
underneath my pants.

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Everybody's gonna have
clean clothes soon.

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The repair guy's
supposed to come today

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between 10:00 and 2:00.

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Oh! Honey, can you
be here for that?

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Can I sit around in an empty house
and wait for someone?

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Baby, I'm a realtor.
I have a license for that.

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- You sure you don't mind?
- Go. Run your errands.

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It'll give me a chance
to get started on these dishes.

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Oh, good.
All right, come on, Luke.

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All right.
See you guys later.

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Oh. More dishes than I thought.

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That lasagna's gonna be
a tough one.

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Somebody's gonna need
a scrub brush.

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Hello?

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What?

57
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No... way!

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June 10, 1988.

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Carla Concannon and I
spent the afternoon

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frolicking at the public pool.

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Later, at her house,
things got private

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while a 45 of carly Simon's
"Nobody Does It Better" played.

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It was my first time,
her first time...

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With me.

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I always thought it'd be fun
to own that 45.

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When the record store
finally called that morning,

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I ran right down so
I wouldn't miss the repairman.

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I had to have it.

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It was the chance to relive

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those magical 3 minutes
and 42 seconds,

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which was also
the length of the song.

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But then it dawned on me --

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I was cheating on my wife

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with the red-hot memory
of another woman.

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I could not let Claire find out.

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I had to destroy the evidence.

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Luckily, I'm cool under pressure.

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What?! No!

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When did he...?

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Come on!

81
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There were a couple of snags,

82
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but I think I covered
my tracks pretty well.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm so sorry it took so long
to get you these clothes.

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I left them in the back of my car

86
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and completely
forgot about them.

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Sounds familiar.

88
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I was in the pharmacy
for three minutes.

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You had a cracked window
and a juice box.

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Let's retire that story.

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Can I wear this
for the family photo?

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Oh, honey, that's adorable,
but, you know,

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Gloria wants us in jeans
and a black t-shirt --

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classic and casual.

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And then maybe afterwards,
we can stop by

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and change the scenery
in a high-school play.

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That is a really cute dress.

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Oh, yeah, thank you.
Just got it yesterday.

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Really?

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It reminds me of something
I gave you six months ago.

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Do you ever put her
in the girls' hand-me-downs?

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- Oh, yeah. All the time.
- Really?

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Because if my girls' old clothes
aren't to your taste,

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I could always just...
give them to somebody else!

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Okay, calm down, Claire.

106
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Your voice is getting to that pitch
that disturbs our cat.

107
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Hey. Oh, my God.

108
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You will not believe
what dad just said.

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- So, we're at the mall, right?
- Mm-hmm.

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And there's a piano there.
I sit down behind it.

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- I start --
- Come on, Mitchell.

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He's just not wired for compliments.

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I'm sure your playing was great.

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I don't play the piano.
I've never taken a lesson.

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- Are you sure?
- Oh, my God.

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My own family
doesn't even know me.

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Mitchell, please.
Don't be so sensitive.

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You don't see me pitching a fit

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because Cam is
too much of a snob

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to use our hand-me-downs.

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Sn-- I'm sorry -- snob?

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I will have you know I come
from simple farm folk.

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There is permanent dirt
underneath these fingernails

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from working the soil.

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Really?

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I had no idea that
re-potting your orchids

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counted as "working the soil."

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Okay, they're in soil, are--

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You know what?
I don't want to talk about this.

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- Mm-hmm.
- I don't need to listen to this.

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I'm gonna go out
and get some air.

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I know the feeling.

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Retire it.
Seriously.

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Does Joe look
a little pale to you?

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This whole country
looks pale to me.

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I think he needs a little color
for tonight's photograph.

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What do you think is the minimum age
for a spray tanning?

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Now that Joe is here

139
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and that his head
is finally normal-shaped,

140
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I decided to take
a new family portrait.

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Hola!

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How did it go at the mall?

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Bought a shirt,
angered my son --

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another successful outing.

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Ooh. I've been wanting to do this.

146
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Quick -- what's the ring
around an angel's head?

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- What?
- Halo!

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You did the angel one!

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Ordinarily, I'd be delighted,

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but this isn't gonna be
one of our fun chats.

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You mean like
that time you called me

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when you saw that blimp?

153
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It was so low, they waved back.

154
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I'd done a pretty good job

155
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eliminating all traces
of that record,

156
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but there was still
one loose end.

157
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You know, earlier today,

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when we ran into each other
on the street?

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I didn't see you.
You didn't see me.

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Okay, so you're saying

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whatever either one of us
might have been doing

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will remain forever --

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I didn't see you.
You didn't see me.

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Just to be c-- hello?

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Jay's so cool.
He gets it.

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I didn't know what
he was talking about,

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but I needed him
to keep his trap shut.

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You see, lately,
I may have been dabbling

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in something that...
strong, virile men like me

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aren't suppose to be dabbling in.

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And it wouldn't exactly
fit my image

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if people found out
I was considering entering...

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a certain adorable dog
in a dog show.

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Gloria thought I was out
getting my tires rotated.

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Actually, I was buying Stella
a decorative show collar --

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you know, just in case.

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I figure if she looks beautiful,
she'll feel beautiful.

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Guess who we ran
into at the library.

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How would I know?
I was here the whole time.

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Sanjay Patel.
He's got Crohn's disease.

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- No!
- I know. So lucky.

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He's totally going to win
that science scholarship.

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He should use it
to find a cure for baldness,

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'cause that kid is 16
with a comb-over.

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That's it!

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I'm just gonna pick a new topic.

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I want a disease that
everyone in the school

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is going to talk about.

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All right!

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- Hey!
- Hi! Wow!

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Why are you standing there?

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'Cause I missed you.
I love you so much.

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Oh, wow. Love you, too.

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How'd it go with the repair guy?

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The repair guy came,
but I missed him.

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"Why? What were you doing?"
"Listening to a record."

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"What record?"
"It's not important."

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"Phil!"

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"The soundtrack to my first
sexual experience

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"that I think about
from time to time.

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Honey, where are you going?!
Don't take the kids!"

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He didn't show up.

203
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What?! That is so annoying!

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I know. Put away your groceries.
I'll call him and reschedule.

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No, no, no, no, no.
You are too nice.

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I am calling.

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I am not resting till I get
to the bottom of this.

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It's no big deal.

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It's not the first time
I've been stood up by some guy.

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Oh, listen to your words, Phil.

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Yep. Yep.

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She called me a snob, Mitchell.

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I'm -- oh, I'm sorry
if I don't rush

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to throw Lily in every
bargain-bin rag

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Claire tosses our way.

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You're not really shedding
the "snob" tag with that.

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Look, why don't we just put Lily

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in one of Alex's shirts
for the picture tonight?

219
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She'll see right through that.

220
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No, you're thinking
of Haley's shirts.

221
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No, I mean it'll look
like we're doing it

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just because she brought it up.

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Well, I know. That's why
I'm looking for a photo

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of Lily in a hand-me-down
to show Claire,

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but I-I can't seem to find one.

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By the way,
I'm barely in any of these.

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Mitchell, are you suggesting
what I think you're suggesting?

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Yes! Sometimes I feel like
this family looks right past --

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you're suggesting that
we stage a photograph.

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Put Lily in some hand-me-downs.

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Make it look like
it's from the past --

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Christmas, say --
just to prove Claire wrong.

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Simplicity itself.

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That's not remotely
what I'm saying --

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Mitchell, don't
second-guess yourself.

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It's simplicity itself.

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Yes, once again, I would like
to speak to a supervisor.

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Listen, if my husband said
nobody came, nobody came.

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Dad, it's your move.

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No, I think I should just
play it cool for now.

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I'm so sorry.

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Score!

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I got a disease that's
rare and fun -- narcolepsy.

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The company swears that
the driver was here at 10:00.

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They're putting him
through to me right now.

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- I'm gonna chip away at his story.
- Mm-hmm.

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Let's see how
you get out of this.

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I'm thinking.

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It's a neurological condition

250
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,653
where people under extreme stress
actually fall asleep.

251
00:08:56,654 --> 00:08:58,022
It's like a way
for the brain to escape.

252
00:08:58,023 --> 00:09:00,233
I bet he was doing
something he shouldn't have.

253
00:09:00,234 --> 00:09:02,907
I'm just gonna let him keep talking
till he makes a mistake.

254
00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:04,536
Everybody makes mistakes.

255
00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:05,727
And the noose tightens.

256
00:09:05,728 --> 00:09:07,591
Why were my headphones
in the couch?

257
00:09:07,592 --> 00:09:10,326
Oh, good. You do keep
GPS logs on all your drivers.

258
00:09:10,327 --> 00:09:11,224
There's no way out.

259
00:09:11,706 --> 00:09:13,214
Let me just write down your name.

260
00:09:13,215 --> 00:09:15,801
Hey, does anybody need
a receipt from Flipside Records?

261
00:09:17,652 --> 00:09:18,282
Damn it!

262
00:09:18,328 --> 00:09:19,487
I didn't even see that!

263
00:09:20,036 --> 00:09:20,669
Wow.

264
00:09:22,425 --> 00:09:24,112
I see you're registered
for tonight's show.

265
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,156
First one, huh?

266
00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:25,841
Yeah.

267
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,187
I'm not sure I'm comfortable

268
00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:30,252
with that whole
prancing-in-a-circle thing

269
00:09:30,253 --> 00:09:31,265
in front of everybody.

270
00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,099
Can someone else run her
through her routine?

271
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,153
It has to be the owner.

272
00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:36,298
I suppose that's the best.
We have a rapport.

273
00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:37,973
All right. See you at 5:00.

274
00:09:37,974 --> 00:09:38,723
At 5:00.

275
00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,764
Uh, I got a family thing at 5:00.

276
00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:42,841
Do these things
tend to start on time?

277
00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:45,119
Of course. It's not a cat show.

278
00:09:45,796 --> 00:09:47,379
Well, I better speed it along.
Come on.

279
00:09:48,176 --> 00:09:50,692
Ugh. I can't believe mom
made me take you here.

280
00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:52,993
This is my only black shirt,
and mom needs me to wash it.

281
00:09:52,994 --> 00:09:53,736
Wow.

282
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,195
It's only when I see
the less fortunate

283
00:09:55,196 --> 00:09:57,217
that I realize how lucky
my clothes are.

284
00:09:57,299 --> 00:09:59,536
All the machines are taken.
We're gonna have to wait.

285
00:09:59,537 --> 00:10:01,242
Oh, I am not spending
any more time

286
00:10:01,243 --> 00:10:02,585
in fluorescent lighting
than I have to.

287
00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:04,601
You're gonna sneak your shirt
in with someone else's load --

288
00:10:04,658 --> 00:10:06,541
like that guy's.
Go that way. I'll distract him.

289
00:10:07,954 --> 00:10:09,007
Excuse me.

290
00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:10,789
Haley?

291
00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:11,961
Oh, my God. Kevin.

292
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:12,768
It's "Keith."

293
00:10:12,769 --> 00:10:13,916
You really don't remember

294
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,661
the guy you abandoned
at Coachella?

295
00:10:15,818 --> 00:10:18,567
I didn't abandon you.
I-I texted you.

296
00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:20,108
That deejay put me in a trance.

297
00:10:20,109 --> 00:10:22,851
Yeah. It's -- it's almost like
you were using me for tickets.

298
00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:25,103
Oh. That's crazy.

299
00:10:25,997 --> 00:10:26,902
Can you get those again?

300
00:10:26,903 --> 00:10:29,465
Or was that just, like,
a one-time thing with your uncle?

301
00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:30,746
It was a one-time thing.

302
00:10:31,607 --> 00:10:33,228
Okay, so, good seeing you.

303
00:10:33,229 --> 00:10:33,907
Yeah.

304
00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:36,333
- Remind me never to date you.
- You wish.

305
00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:37,795
Please. I could totally get you.

306
00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:39,219
Like to see you try.

307
00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:41,874
All right, Lily,
can you come in here, please?

308
00:10:43,568 --> 00:10:45,008
It's Christmas already?

309
00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:45,949
Yay!

310
00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:47,453
Ah. Probably should
have prepped her.

311
00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:49,061
Okay, no, it's not
actually Christmas.

312
00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:51,029
We're just gonna take
a fun photo.

313
00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,891
Which I am going to be in
because I am a member of the --

314
00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:53,886
Where is my stocking?

315
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:54,799
Oh, relax.

316
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,009
It's not in the shot,
and neither are you.

317
00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,731
Here-- I want you to take the picture
from right over here.

318
00:10:57,732 --> 00:10:58,964
This way. Okay, great.

319
00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,893
Lily, I want you to put this on

320
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,214
and then stand in front of the tree,
and we'll pop a shot off.

321
00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:05,384
Ooh! Look at all
the pretty presents!

322
00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:06,703
Those are just empty boxes.

323
00:11:06,704 --> 00:11:08,272
You're killing me!

324
00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,697
I don't know which one it is!
I didn't see him put it in!

325
00:11:12,935 --> 00:11:14,377
Wait! I think I found it.

326
00:11:15,638 --> 00:11:16,332
He's coming!

327
00:11:16,445 --> 00:11:17,501
What?! No!

328
00:11:17,892 --> 00:11:18,840
What are you doing?

329
00:11:18,841 --> 00:11:20,604
Uh, I-I saw that
your laundry was done,

330
00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:23,897
and I was gonna fold it
for you to make us even

331
00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:26,222
for what you thought that
I did that I didn't do.

332
00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:26,986
Even?

333
00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:28,616
I held your popcorn
for eight hours

334
00:11:28,617 --> 00:11:29,862
waiting for you to come back.

335
00:11:30,047 --> 00:11:31,348
I walked all the
parking areas twice,

336
00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:32,477
checked every medical tent.

337
00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:33,959
By the time I got back to my car,

338
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,378
it had been broken into
and the battery was gone.

339
00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:37,739
I had to trade my festival pass

340
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,295
for a ride home
in a horse trailer.

341
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:40,746
But...

342
00:11:40,858 --> 00:11:43,928
looks like someone
got a concert t-shirt.

343
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,304
Dad, is there
anything bothering you

344
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,897
that might be causing --
I don't know --

345
00:11:48,898 --> 00:11:50,370
major psychological stress?

346
00:11:50,371 --> 00:11:52,789
No. I've been acting
normally, haven't I?

347
00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,358
Did something happen earlier today?

348
00:11:54,359 --> 00:11:55,873
Uh, nothing at all.

349
00:11:56,071 --> 00:11:57,400
Because you seem
a little tense.

350
00:11:57,401 --> 00:11:58,885
What? No, I don't!
Stop badgering me!

351
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,700
I love your mom!
Let's listen to some music.

352
00:12:01,092 --> 00:12:03,323
Boy, the way you cook things up
sometimes, it's a little --

353
00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:04,507
- Dad!
- What?!

354
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:05,821
You fell asleep!

355
00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:07,237
It's like the fifth time today.

356
00:12:07,238 --> 00:12:08,470
I think it has something
to do with that guy

357
00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:09,894
not showing up to fix
the washing machine.

358
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,757
Well, that's not exactly
what happened.

359
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:12,671
You snuck out to buy

360
00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:14,330
"Nobody Does It Better"
from Flipside Records,

361
00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:15,321
and he showed up?

362
00:12:15,322 --> 00:12:16,842
That's more exactly
what happened.

363
00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:17,704
How do you know all this?

364
00:12:17,705 --> 00:12:19,216
I've been watching you all day.

365
00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:21,835
I think the guilt from that has been
causing you to fall asleep.

366
00:12:21,836 --> 00:12:23,147
So you know about Carla?

367
00:12:23,169 --> 00:12:24,173
I do now.

368
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,512
- Dad!
- What is happening?!

369
00:12:28,444 --> 00:12:31,381
I was skeptical about the jeans
and t-shirt, but I like it.

370
00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:34,193
Any chance the photographer
could fire off a couple solo shots?

371
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:36,865
Look at the bottom of Joe's face.

372
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:38,647
What happened?
Did you leave him in the sun?

373
00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:40,272
No, I took him out
for five minutes

374
00:12:40,273 --> 00:12:41,945
to give him a little color.

375
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:45,260
I must have not closed
the visor all the way down.

376
00:12:45,261 --> 00:12:47,158
Why is it so important
to you that he has color?

377
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,137
Because we're sending
this picture

378
00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,345
to our family in Colombia,

379
00:12:49,346 --> 00:12:52,275
and I have a son that
doesn't even look Colombian.

380
00:12:52,276 --> 00:12:53,520
Now they're gonna
look at this picture,

381
00:12:53,521 --> 00:12:55,735
and they're gonna think
that I am a terrible mother,

382
00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:58,079
that I can't even
take care of my own child.

383
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,635
I think your reputation is set.

384
00:12:59,636 --> 00:13:00,719
I can still do this with my arm

385
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,689
'cause I slept
in the sink till I was 3.

386
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:03,598
Ha-lo!

387
00:13:03,979 --> 00:13:05,443
People are here.
I'll deal with Joe.

388
00:13:05,444 --> 00:13:06,576
- Okay.
- Come on, buddy.

389
00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:09,231
Ohh. Come on.

390
00:13:09,232 --> 00:13:11,063
Hola. Claire is on her way.

391
00:13:11,368 --> 00:13:13,069
Dad, you have to confess to mom.

392
00:13:13,148 --> 00:13:15,018
Clearing your conscience
is the only way to make this stop.

393
00:13:15,019 --> 00:13:15,898
Really?

394
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,513
I hope so, or else I have to rewrite
the whole end of my paper.

395
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:20,291
Just the two of you?
Where's the rest?

396
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,931
I had hoped to get this picture
thing wrapped up by 5:00!

397
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:23,937
They're all coming separately.

398
00:13:23,938 --> 00:13:26,292
Cam, do me a favor -- call Mitchell
and light a fire under him.

399
00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:27,301
I'm right here, dad.

400
00:13:27,443 --> 00:13:29,463
Oh. Good.
I didn't see you come in.

401
00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:30,851
You opened the door for me.

402
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,791
You thanked me for bringing
a bottle of chardonnay.

403
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:33,897
Doesn't sound like me.

404
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,039
Hey, guys. We're here.

405
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,208
Finally. Let's do this. Luke,
where's your black shirt?

406
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,472
Right here.
I'll get changed.

407
00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:40,804
All right. Shake a leg.

408
00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:42,337
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hi!

409
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,860
- Hey.
- Hello.

410
00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:44,850
Hey, Lily, be careful.

411
00:13:44,851 --> 00:13:47,235
Don't get anything
on that beautiful outfit.

412
00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:48,409
Recognize it? Look familiar?

413
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,042
Yes, I do, but I hardly think

414
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:51,875
that putting her in one
of Alex's hand-me-downs

415
00:13:51,876 --> 00:13:53,727
proves anything
after I pitched a fit.

416
00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:55,157
Well, first of all,
I think it's really healthy

417
00:13:55,158 --> 00:13:57,296
that you do admit it was a fit.

418
00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:58,536
But if you need further proof,

419
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,611
I'm sure I could find
a photograph over here.

420
00:14:00,612 --> 00:14:01,741
Sure. Go ahead.

421
00:14:01,818 --> 00:14:02,399
- Mm-hmm.
- No me.

422
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:03,231
No me.

423
00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:04,259
No me.

424
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,751
Ah. There we are...
Christmas morning last year.

425
00:14:07,817 --> 00:14:08,451
Oh, my God.

426
00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:11,688
Oh, it's Alex's old pajamas!

427
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,481
I'm so sorry.
I owe you an apology.

428
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,173
Sometimes I can be really --

429
00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:16,573
what's that?

430
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,413
Uh, the calendar
opened to December,

431
00:14:18,414 --> 00:14:20,223
the half-eaten cookies
for Santa Claus,

432
00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:22,269
the nibbled-on carrots for reindeer?
I don't know.

433
00:14:22,857 --> 00:14:26,074
No, that looks like
last month's Vanity Fair.

434
00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:28,223
Oh, well, you know,
every month's "young Hollywood."

435
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:30,429
Mm, and didn't Lily
just lose that tooth?

436
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,792
Nope, it's still there.
It's just dirty.

437
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:32,916
Christmas-morning chocolates.

438
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,191
Uh, and I am quite sure
that's a reflection of Mitchell

439
00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:37,609
in the clothes he was
wearing this morning.

440
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,455
Oh, yay, I finally
made it into a picture.

441
00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:40,440
Just couldn't change, could you?

442
00:14:40,441 --> 00:14:41,684
You are a snob.

443
00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:42,975
- Okay, you know what?
- You're a snob.

444
00:14:42,976 --> 00:14:43,999
It hardly takes a snob
to recognize

445
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,456
- the clothes you put your children in...
- Snob!

446
00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:46,220
...are uninspired at best.

447
00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:48,835
- Oh, really?!
- Claire, Cam, enough!

448
00:14:48,906 --> 00:14:50,456
Everybody in this family
has good taste.

449
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,459
It's just different.

450
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,436
It's causing too many fights.

451
00:14:53,437 --> 00:14:55,342
That's why today
I just put everybody

452
00:14:55,343 --> 00:14:57,939
in a simple
t-shirt-and-jeans outfit.

453
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,708
There's a new rule
from now on --

454
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,046
nobody gives clothes
to anyone else's children.

455
00:15:02,047 --> 00:15:03,932
Well, I think that's
probably for the best.

456
00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:07,146
Thank God I don't have to spend
one more of Joe's birthdays

457
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:09,487
with a funny smile on my face.

458
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,706
Thank you, Cam.
He loves it.

459
00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:13,313
Twinsies!

460
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:15,524
Yay!

461
00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:18,116
Okay, everybody,
it's picture time.

462
00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:19,281
Where's Luke?

463
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,077
Right here.

464
00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:22,801
Honey, what are you wearing?
Is that a girl's shirt?

465
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,817
I guess I grabbed the wrong one
from the laundromat.

466
00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:27,044
If I'm being honest,
I don't hate the way it fits.

467
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,548
It must be that guy's
girlfriend's shirt.

468
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:32,253
Is it bad that that makes him
more interesting to me?

469
00:15:32,254 --> 00:15:33,283
Yes. Stay away.

470
00:15:33,284 --> 00:15:35,164
Don't worry about Luke.
We'll stick him in the back row.

471
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,329
Not everyone can look
their best in the picture.

472
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,397
Joe's ready.

473
00:15:39,809 --> 00:15:41,257
What did you do to him?

474
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,800
You want him to look
more Colombian.

475
00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:45,040
What's more Colombian
than the Colombian flag?

476
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,130
He's perfect.

477
00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,028
Not a banner day
for my male heirs.

478
00:15:48,193 --> 00:15:49,881
Claire, you're in the back.

479
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,537
Phil, you're behind Claire.
No rabbit ears.

480
00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:54,665
I don't want you messing
around behind Claire's back.

481
00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:56,946
- Dad!
- Cameron, Lily, come on in.

482
00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:57,836
It's picture time.

483
00:15:58,069 --> 00:15:58,996
- Honey.
- Mm-hmm.

484
00:15:59,238 --> 00:16:00,812
There's something
I need to tell you.

485
00:16:00,813 --> 00:16:02,816
Uh, you know
how you can treasure

486
00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:03,967
special moments in your past

487
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:06,739
that in no way diminish the
special moments in your present?

488
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,396
Yeah, sweetheart,
it's called having a memory.

489
00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:09,476
Okay, I wouldn't mind
a friendlier tone

490
00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:11,393
- as I move through this.
- What did you do?

491
00:16:11,427 --> 00:16:12,395
Up, up, up, up, ah!

492
00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:14,039
No, that's the wrong way,
sweetheart.

493
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,718
What fell out of Lily's pocket?

494
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,735
Is that a diamond ring?

495
00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:19,192
Huh. That'll go
great with your shirt.

496
00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:20,321
It looks real.

497
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,005
It is real.

498
00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:25,643
A small occlusion,
but very good color.

499
00:16:25,644 --> 00:16:26,585
This is Claire's.

500
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,208
No.

501
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,778
- Claire's got her's on.
- Yeah.

502
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,511
Ay, Phil, please,
you cannot tell the difference

503
00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:34,174
between this beautiful,
but a small, diamond

504
00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:35,785
and that chunk of glass

505
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,407
that should have made
her finger fall off weeks ago.

506
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,941
I feel like I am
getting you in trouble.

507
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,189
Picture time!

508
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,183
What's happening?

509
00:16:45,685 --> 00:16:47,005
Okay, don't be mad.

510
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:49,837
Um, I lost my real ring
a few months ago,

511
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,239
and I just realized
it must have fallen

512
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,204
in the box of clothes
I gave to Lily.

513
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:54,372
Why'd you take it off?

514
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,881
Well, I got pulled over,

515
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,452
and I wanted to flirt
my way out of the ticket

516
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,058
by pretending I was single

517
00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:03,687
and it worked,
and I kind of liked it.

518
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:05,376
And then I felt so guilty
about liking it

519
00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:07,714
that I just wanted
to erase the whole thing.

520
00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:08,714
So you lied?

521
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,821
Yes. I lied.
I'm sorry.

522
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,541
Does that make me
a terrible person?

523
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,380
- No, no. Are you kidding me?
- No?

524
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,269
We've been married
for a long time.

525
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,413
Of course we're gonna
have our little secrets.

526
00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:21,199
The important thing

527
00:17:21,228 --> 00:17:22,001
is that we know the difference

528
00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:23,942
between a harmless indulgence

529
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,527
and a real indescret--

530
00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:28,468
Gloria?

531
00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:30,874
- Left.
- Thank you.

532
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:32,427
Okay, it's picture time!

533
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,546
Everybody, hurry up.

534
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:34,770
Get in your positions.

535
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:36,236
- All right?
- Oh.

536
00:17:36,237 --> 00:17:38,396
All right, I think that
everyone is here.

537
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:39,501
Okay, ready?

538
00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:40,941
And smile!

539
00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:42,732
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh.

540
00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,006
Nobody noticed I wasn't here.

541
00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:45,798
What does it take
with you people?!

542
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:49,168
Ay, Joe, my baby, are you okay?

543
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,796
Yeah, yeah, maybe --
maybe that -- that's what it takes

544
00:17:50,797 --> 00:17:51,876
for you to pay attention to me --

545
00:17:51,877 --> 00:17:53,356
throw a temper tantrum
like -- like Joe.

546
00:17:53,357 --> 00:17:56,366
I could just throw a big...
temper tantrum that --

547
00:17:56,495 --> 00:17:58,687
or if I make a mess
of everything and...

548
00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:10,034
I feel like that
was aimed at me.

549
00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:12,167
You want to talk about it?

550
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:13,598
Or I could just play some piano.

551
00:18:13,599 --> 00:18:14,891
So I'm in the ballpark.

552
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,142
Look.

553
00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:21,224
If it seems sometimes
like we don't notice you,

554
00:18:21,828 --> 00:18:23,991
maybe that is because
we are focused

555
00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:26,261
on our own stupid problems,

556
00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:28,271
and you're so steady.

557
00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:29,121
Oh, you mean boring.

558
00:18:29,122 --> 00:18:30,105
- No.
- Yeah.

559
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,021
Calm.

560
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,718
Because you live your life
the way you want to.

561
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,975
In fact, you inspired me recently.

562
00:18:37,976 --> 00:18:39,179
- Oh, how so?
- Well...

563
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,530
Fine.

564
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:45,712
I've been going
through this thing lately.

565
00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:47,126
It all started when I noticed

566
00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:50,043
a group of guys
in the corner in the park.

567
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,645
And, uh, honestly, when I first
found out what they were doing,

568
00:18:52,646 --> 00:18:53,802
I thought it was kind of weird,

569
00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:55,776
but I found I kept
thinking about it.

570
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:58,726
And I thought
I'd give it a whirl.

571
00:18:58,995 --> 00:19:00,028
Ok-- okay. Go on.

572
00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:01,492
I think you know
where I'm going with this,

573
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:04,136
but one of the older guys
showed me the ropes.

574
00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:05,308
Next thing I know,

575
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:08,104
I'm hanging out at that park
in that corner every day

576
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,360
and loving it.

577
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:10,133
Uh-huh.

578
00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:12,877
But I must have also
got some shame about it

579
00:19:12,878 --> 00:19:15,008
because it feels good
when I'm doing it, but...

580
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,155
Is that me now?

581
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,426
A guy with a show dog.

582
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:20,131
There it is!

583
00:19:20,338 --> 00:19:21,832
Okay, see,
I-I knew what it wasn't.

584
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,187
I just wasn't sure what it was.

585
00:19:23,188 --> 00:19:24,526
In fact, there's
a show right now,

586
00:19:24,527 --> 00:19:26,592
but... ah, I'm not gonna go.

587
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:28,713
No, no. D--

588
00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:30,972
- I could tell this is important to you.
- No.

589
00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,157
You -- you should go.
You should go.

590
00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:33,312
I don't want to sneak out,

591
00:19:33,313 --> 00:19:35,186
and I don't want people
to know about it.

592
00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:36,102
Dad.

593
00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,078
A wise man once told me,

594
00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:42,103
"I don't get it,
but if that's who you are,

595
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,444
don't you dare
be ashamed of it."

596
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,537
I did handle that kind of well.

597
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,116
Yeah, yeah, well...

598
00:19:51,117 --> 00:19:52,281
And it wasn't easy.

599
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,151
I just never pictured
my kid a lawyer.

600
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,913
It's scary to let people
see the real you,

601
00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:02,363
even when those people
are your own family.

602
00:20:03,247 --> 00:20:05,303
But aren't they the ones
we should be least worried about,

603
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,222
the ones who will love us
without judging,

604
00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:10,949
who forgive our faults and
celebrate our imperfections?

605
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,175
Maybe even encourage us

606
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,172
to let our true selves
shine through?

607
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,770
Wait, wait. Hang on.
Wait, wait.

608
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:18,316
Okay.

609
00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:23,645
I think you look beautiful.

610
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:24,738
I look old.

611
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:26,834
All my cousins
are going to see this.

612
00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:29,183
Click the button that makes
my wrinkles go away.

613
00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,937
- What happened?
- Nothing.

614
00:20:34,077 --> 00:20:36,282
It's not nothing.
You're limping!

615
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:38,564
Were you trying to do
the Russian dance again?

616
00:20:38,565 --> 00:20:40,286
It was just something stupid
I was trying out,

617
00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:43,324
and I don't even know why,
since it's basically impossible.

618
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,347
Gloria. Gloria!
Check it out.

619
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:47,302
Is this not the cutest thing
you've ever seen?

620
00:20:47,493 --> 00:20:49,208
She did that on her first try.

621
00:20:49,577 --> 00:20:51,141
He loves it, too.

622
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,101
Oh, oh, sure.
Rub it in, Joe.

623
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:54,417
Attagirl!

624
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:55,802
Here she comes this way!

625
00:20:55,902 --> 00:20:56,802
Now she's just showing off.

626
00:20:57,302 --> 00:20:58,302
Both ways.

627
00:20:58,502 --> 00:21:00,002
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