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Phil, thank you so much for helping,
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especially after Jay was
so rude to you last night.
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I wanted to start
a new family tradition.
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In a way, I succeeded.
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We now have
Phil Un-appreciation Day.
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- Hear ye, hear ye!
- Nope.
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I hereby declare the opening
of the first annual Dunphy Games.
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- Hard pass.
- Tests of strength, games of chance...
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with the champion receiving
the coveted Dunphy chalice
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and this gift card
to Yogurtland.
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Phil, it's not going to happen.
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Your dissent has been
noted, town elder,
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but perhaps those
who've seen fewer winters
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should cast a vote.
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(CHATTER)
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Who dares accept the challenge
of a noodle-joust?
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No sale, Dad.
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Oh, well.
Nice try, Son.
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I'll probably just drive
back to Florida, then.
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Great to see you guys.
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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I just thought with
everyone growing up,
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a new tradition
might give us another excuse
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to get together every year.
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Oh, baby, we can
get together today
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for Joe's soccer-team party.
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We have superheroes coming.
We have the Superman, the X-Men.
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That's what Jay called
my dad and me. Ex-men.
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Ohh! That hurts!
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- Why, what happened?
- Oh, it's nothing.
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It's probably just my stilter's hip
flaring up. No, it's not.
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Oh, you don't look that good.
Do you have a fever?
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I don't know.
I can't tell.
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Ay, no, you're burning up!
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Hi, I ordered your
Ultra-Soft Gel-Heel Socks,
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and they are both marked "L."
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And "L" is for...
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"L" is for large.
Hilarious.
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I'm thinking I've been wearing
two left socks.
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- I am adorable.
- (PHONE BEEPS)
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- Can you hang on a second?
- (PHONE BEEPS)
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- CLAIRE: Hello?
- Claire, everything is okay,
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but I am taking Phil
to the hospital.
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- He's dead!
- I was just resting my eyes!
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- Oh, God! What happened?!
- It's okay, honey.
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I just have a little bit
of stomach pain.
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Hang in there, sweetie. I'll...
I'm... I'm... I'm coming.
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I'll be... I'll be... I'll be there.
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(CELLPHONE RINGS)
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Really, Schwartzy?
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Calling me while I'm putting?
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It's bush-league moves like that
why your wife left you,
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why we still play poker
and never invite you, why we...
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Oh, it's Gloria.
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Jay, pick up Joe and meet me
at the hospital!
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What happened?
Is it Stella?!
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No, it's Phil!
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Wait a minute,
I'm... I'm getting another call.
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- Dad...
- JAY: I heard.
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Okay, Haley and Luke
are working at the club.
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Can you grab them
and meet me at the hospital?
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Sure thing.
Sorry, guys.
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Emergency, I gotta
take the cart.
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- What?!
- The clubhouse is 50 yards away.
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Walk the first 25, make camp, and
then tackle the rest in the morning.
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Forget about Joe, I'll have
Mitch and Cam bring him.
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Phil, how's the pain?
On a scale of one to...
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Bo Derek!
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10. Got it.
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Boy, they did not
get that score wrong, huh?
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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- Good.
- Yeah.
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Okay, it's good, but is it wow?
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We're inviting eight people
over for brunch
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with an invitation that reads,
"Friends, Romans, Hungreymen"...
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they're gonna say wow.
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- (CELLPHONE RINGS)
- Hey, Gloria.
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I am taking Phil
to the hospital!
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What? They're taking
Phil to the hospital.
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It's just a stomach issue.
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Please pick up Joe at soccer
and meet us over there.
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Of course.
Oh, but what about Lily?
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(LYRE TWANGS)
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What is that?
A harp?
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No! Dios mío, no!
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The angels are coming down.
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You cannot have him yet!
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(CELLPHONE RINGS, BEEPS)
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Hello?
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Haley, would you mind picking up
Lily from City Kidz gym?
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I don't have a car.
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Alex said she's on a date,
but she can grab Lily.
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Oh, crap. We don't have time
for this valet stuff.
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I'm going rogue.
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Luke, this thing's
not fast enough.
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Grab a nine-iron,
try to hook a bumper.
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Aah!
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Hey, Uncle Mitchell,
I'm kinda busy right now.
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He is?
I'm on my way.
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(CAT MEOWS)
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Sorry, boys,
gotta cut it short today.
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Hurry, hurry! Take him!
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(GROANS)
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If Phil dies,
would Claire get a new husband?
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Okay, he's not gonna die, bud.
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But to answer your question,
yes, probably.
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You have to move on with life.
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Wow.
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Wait for us.
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Comin' in hot! Comin' in hot!
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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You're just gonna park
that right there?
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I did the closets for head of surgery here.
I'm untouchable.
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Phil, honey, how are you?
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- Oh, back in the hospital.
- Oh.
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But better because of Elsie
and her friend IV.
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Oh.
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If it's okay, I invited IV
to come live with us.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I brought you something
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that's gonna make you feel
so much better.
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Oh, Surgery Bear.
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Our first year dating,
we went to a carnival.
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At the milk-can toss,
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there was a bear
that Claire really liked.
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I spent all night trying
to win it, but I just couldn't.
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Came back the next night
and the carnival had left town.
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So, I drove to Fresno,
failed again.
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Sacramento, no dice.
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Six weeks later, in Carson City,
Nevada, it happened.
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Yeah.
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When I handed it to her and
saw the smile on her face,
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I proposed to her on the spot.
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(LAUGHS, SNORTS)
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Anyhoo, it's come with me
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to every visit in the hospital
since for good luck.
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And I was so worried about
forgetting it...
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that guess what I did?
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Remembered it?
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Well, I brought you your nice,
comfy neck pillow,
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and I'm gonna run right home
and get you Surgery Bear, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Dad!
- Hi. Oh, honey.
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- Yeah?
- Just in case,
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I made one of my goodbye videos
for you and the kids.
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I posted it in the usual spot.
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- Okay.
- Goodbye videos?
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It's nothing, don't worry about it.
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
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- Hey, Phil.
- Hi.
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How you feeling?
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Did you tell them
about the long pants?
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Oh, yeah, they had to
cut me out of them
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when th...
when they got tangled up
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in the spokes of the wheelchair!
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JAY: Well, they gave him
the good stuff.
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Well, glad you got to
wish him well.
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We have to get this guy prepped
for his gallbladder surgery.
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(SINGSONG VOICE) That means
they're gonna shave me.
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Should we be worried that
those could be his last words?
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I got this.
Phil, we love you.
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(NORMAL VOICE) I love you, too.
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They're gonna shave me.
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Well, we tried.
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So you're sure
Phil's gonna be okay?
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Absolutely, Papi, Phil is not
gonna die in a long, long time.
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Am I going to die?
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Well, Joe, it's a natural thing
that we...
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Bup, bup, bup.
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This is not a topic
you tend to handle gently.
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It's not your fault,
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but many people in your orbit
met with ugly ends. I'll handle this.
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Fine. I have to pick up
the party cake.
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It's shaped like
a soccer ball.
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You sure that won't scare them?
'Cause the only thing
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I've seen them do with
a soccer ball is run from it.
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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Look, kid, that's
a deep question,
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"Will I die some day?"
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And I'm gonna be straight
with you about it... no.
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Never?
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A few years back, people would
live to be around 12.
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Nowadays, what with all the science
they're doing, sky's the limit.
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You play your cards right,
and someday you'll be 200,
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and if you learn anything
from your old man,
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you'll have a gorgeous
100-year-old bride on your arm.
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Uh, there will be some squawking
from women in their 180s,
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but, uh, you're a successful man
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and you've earned your happiness.
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CAMERON: What is a gallbladder?
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Yeah, and what's up with these
organs you don't even need?
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You can lose a gallbladder, an appendix,
and everything's fine.
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Yeah, kind of like husbands.
You lose one, you just get another.
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(CHUCKLES)
That is what you said earlier.
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Oh, how did I know that
was gonna boomerang back on me?
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I didn't bring it up to attack you.
I just wondered...
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have you ever thought about
who you'd end up with
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if, you know,
my show closes early?
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I would give my right gallbladder
not to answer this question.
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Come on,
it'll be a fun game.
200
00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:23,360
Don't you want to know
who I'm thinking about?
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I guess.
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Okay, well, then, let's just
say a name on three.
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- Cam.
- No, come on.
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I think you'll be
surprised by my choice.
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You ready?
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One, two, three...
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- Caleb.
- You're my everything.
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- Y-You... You tricked me.
- Okay, who's Caleb?
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You... You met him.
At... At Jotham's party.
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The... The massage therapist.
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00:07:41,677 --> 00:07:43,310
Well, I guess he rubbed you
the right way.
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Cam, oh, come on.
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I only said a name
because you pressured me to.
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I've had like two conversations
with him.
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Look, I-I only picked him
because he reminds me of you.
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So sweet and open and such
a good balance for me.
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I-I thought he might be, too.
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Well, then, that's lovely.
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Oh, thank God.
I cut the right wire.
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00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,962
Okay, what is a gallbladder?
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The gallbladder is "a 4-inch
pear-shaped organ that stores bile."
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Like... Like a little bile cabinet.
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(GIGGLES)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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That's why people
want us around.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, Caleb.
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- Hey, Mitchell.
- CAMERON: Hey.
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Thanks for coming on
such short notice.
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You can set your table up,
uh, down in the TV area.
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- Sounds good.
- You got it.
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What's going on?
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Uh, would you stop being
so suspicious?
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You said you neck hurt from
posing for our photograph...
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so I invited Caleb over
to ply his trade.
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I do not think he's here to ply.
I think he's here so you can pry.
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ALEX: Dad's gonna be fine.
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Since we're on the subject,
at my funeral,
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make sure the pallbearers
say things like,
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"Wow, she's so light,"
and things like, "Is she even in here?"
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I don't want to be buried.
I'm donating my body to science.
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Haven't you already?
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00:08:46,403 --> 00:08:47,918
I'm putting kettle bells
in your coffin.
243
00:08:48,012 --> 00:08:49,912
And make sure my cadaver
goes to an Ivy League.
244
00:08:49,981 --> 00:08:52,081
I don't want some hungover
freshman from Swarthmore
245
00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,549
getting his hands all over me.
246
00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:54,717
Mm. It's not so bad.
247
00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:56,018
I'm never gonna die.
248
00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,154
Science is gonna find
a cure for everything.
249
00:08:58,222 --> 00:08:59,655
Grandpa told me that.
250
00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:03,058
Quick, kids, hey, listen,
Surgery Bear is not upstairs. Any ideas?
251
00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:05,428
Oh, right, Dad gave it to Joe
when he got his tonsils taken out.
252
00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:07,897
You could've told me that before
I looked through Luke's drawers.
253
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,332
- Which drawer?!
- We'll get into that later.
254
00:09:10,401 --> 00:09:11,467
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
255
00:09:13,337 --> 00:09:14,703
Come on!
256
00:09:14,772 --> 00:09:16,238
- (CELLPHONE RINGS)
- Damn it.
257
00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:17,406
(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
258
00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,675
Hey, honey,
did you find Surgery Bear?
259
00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,480
Uh... yeah, sure did.
260
00:09:21,549 --> 00:09:25,251
He's... He's right here
with his beautiful blue eyes.
261
00:09:25,319 --> 00:09:26,485
I always considered them hazel,
262
00:09:26,554 --> 00:09:28,187
but who could tell
underneath those sunglasses?
263
00:09:28,256 --> 00:09:30,456
Sunglasses. Right.
264
00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:31,857
Um...
265
00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:34,727
why don't you tell me
what your favorite thing is
266
00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:35,995
about Surgery Bear?
267
00:09:36,063 --> 00:09:39,164
Well, as you know,
he's the polar...
268
00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:40,666
(YAWNS)
269
00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:42,522
...opposite of me.
270
00:09:42,557 --> 00:09:43,635
I mean, I hate surfing.
271
00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:47,471
But it makes sense
that a fireman would love it.
272
00:09:47,539 --> 00:09:49,507
Yes, of course. (LAUGHS)
273
00:09:49,536 --> 00:09:51,976
In my mind, he's a volunteer
fireman during the summer
274
00:09:52,044 --> 00:09:53,977
because professors
have those off.
275
00:09:54,046 --> 00:09:55,591
Professors have... Yes.
276
00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,681
Oh, gotta run, honey.
277
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,756
Elsie's here to give me
another shot for the pain.
278
00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:02,064
Don't be stingy, Elsie.
Last time, it took forever to fee...
279
00:10:02,132 --> 00:10:03,231
(SNORES)
280
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,255
Oh, thank God you're here.
281
00:10:08,323 --> 00:10:09,489
Which one of these
is Surgery Bear?
282
00:10:09,558 --> 00:10:12,559
Neither one. I gave him to Manny
when he went to college.
283
00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:13,660
Ugh!
284
00:10:20,235 --> 00:10:22,869
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Was that Claire?
285
00:10:22,938 --> 00:10:25,205
I don't know, but we've
given out too many keys.
286
00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:27,207
Look out below!
287
00:10:27,276 --> 00:10:29,342
What are you doing there?!
You're gonna kill yourself!
288
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,546
No, I won't.
Dad said I'm gonna live forever.
289
00:10:32,614 --> 00:10:33,713
Come down here.
290
00:10:33,782 --> 00:10:35,682
Is that what you told him?
Are you crazy?
291
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,701
I didn't want to steal
the kid's innocence.
292
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,171
Joe, I know what
your father said, but forget it.
293
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,973
You can die from that.
294
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,108
Really?
295
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:47,478
Yes. People die all the time.
That's why you have to be careful.
296
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,247
Everyone dies. You can choke
297
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,484
or something very heavy
can fall on top of your head.
298
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,586
One time, I heard there was
a little kid that exploded.
299
00:10:56,777 --> 00:11:00,345
The nuns said that it was
because of unclean thoughts.
300
00:11:00,414 --> 00:11:02,014
Do you get all this?
301
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,049
- Yes, Mommy.
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
302
00:11:04,118 --> 00:11:06,018
Those are your friends.
Go welcome them.
303
00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:07,553
Hi, Joe.
I brought cupcakes.
304
00:11:07,621 --> 00:11:10,422
What's the point?
305
00:11:10,491 --> 00:11:12,691
- You okay with the pressure?
- If you looked under this table,
306
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,660
you'll see I'm drooling
like a trumpeter.
307
00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:16,261
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
308
00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,263
Made some hot tea and
some homemade cookies.
309
00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:20,566
I'm suddenly feeling some tension
in your shoulder here, Mitchell.
310
00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:22,634
Do you cook, like I do,
Caleb, or...?
311
00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:24,603
Oh, no.
Not as much as I used to.
312
00:11:24,672 --> 00:11:28,540
Oh, yeah, well, nothin' says
lovin' like a home-cooked meal.
313
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,245
I know.
314
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,681
I had my own restaurant
for 15 years.
315
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,950
Oh, but it failed
and you lost everything?
316
00:11:35,019 --> 00:11:36,618
No, I had to walk away.
317
00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:38,453
It's such a stressful life.
318
00:11:38,522 --> 00:11:41,056
But I do miss having
someone to cook for.
319
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,058
Cam, maybe you want to
get into these topics
320
00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:44,626
with Caleb during your massage?
321
00:11:44,695 --> 00:11:47,062
Oh, yeah, okay.
I'll leave you guys.
322
00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:50,198
And the knots are melting away.
323
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,401
- You know, I'm a drummer.
- Big one coming back here now.
324
00:11:52,469 --> 00:11:54,336
Are you musical in any way, Caleb?
325
00:11:54,407 --> 00:11:56,507
Yeah, I was actually
in a band once.
326
00:11:56,576 --> 00:11:59,377
Oh. But it failed and
you lost everything?
327
00:11:59,446 --> 00:12:01,779
Uh, no. We actually toured
Europe for a couple years.
328
00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:03,548
Bought me a house and
a cabin in Hawaii.
329
00:12:03,616 --> 00:12:06,017
When you say Hawaii,
you mean the big island of Ha-va-ee?
330
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:07,151
I'm sorry, Caleb.
331
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,920
I just remembered
I need to talk to Cameron
332
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,621
about the recycling bin.
333
00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,656
Would you excuse us?
334
00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:16,431
- Sure.
- Thanks.
335
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,699
You're acting crazy.
336
00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:19,000
Okay, you know what?
337
00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:21,536
I have some health issues
on my mind, Mitchell,
338
00:12:21,605 --> 00:12:23,438
and I was simply
evaluating the man
339
00:12:23,507 --> 00:12:26,207
who might become
Lily's stepfather someday.
340
00:12:26,276 --> 00:12:28,076
Cam, your...
your health is fine.
341
00:12:28,145 --> 00:12:29,944
You don't know that. Phil
probably thought the same thing
342
00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:31,012
when he woke up this morning.
343
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,046
- Okay.
- Things lurk.
344
00:12:32,115 --> 00:12:33,281
Okay, so that's what this is?
345
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:36,818
You... Seeing Phil flipped you out,
but nothing is lurking.
346
00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:39,287
Okay.
Maybe I'm being crazy.
347
00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:41,990
How about if I send him home...
348
00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:45,126
and finish this
little massage myself?
349
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,796
Hey! Uh, everything okay
with the recycling bins?
350
00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:49,364
What? Oh. Oh. The excuse.
351
00:12:49,432 --> 00:12:51,499
Y-Y-Yes, and listen,
about earlier, um,
352
00:12:51,568 --> 00:12:54,569
Mitchell has a little crush on you
and I was being weird,
353
00:12:54,638 --> 00:12:56,070
but we're all good now, so...
354
00:12:56,139 --> 00:12:58,573
No, it's actually
really nice to hear.
355
00:12:58,642 --> 00:12:59,974
- I just got dumped...
- Aww.
356
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:02,544
so I'll take
any validation I can get.
357
00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:05,046
Did he say what exactly
about me he liked?
358
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,714
I think how not needy you are.
359
00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:09,317
Anyway, we've put you through
enough, you should go.
360
00:13:09,386 --> 00:13:10,652
I'll finish the massage.
361
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,854
Oh, absolutely not.
Please, you've already paid.
362
00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,889
Besides, when I leave,
I'm just gonna be alone
363
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,158
in that apartment with
the parrot that we adopted.
364
00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:19,527
- (IMITATING PARROT)
- Where's Silvio? Where's Silvio?
365
00:13:19,596 --> 00:13:23,164
(NORMAL VOICE) I don't know. He left!
366
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:27,769
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
367
00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,704
Hey, I-I just had an impulse.
368
00:13:29,773 --> 00:13:31,339
Let's skip the massage.
369
00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:34,676
I'll grab some wine and you can
meet me in the bedroom.
370
00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:36,578
Go on. Get in there.
371
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,106
MANNY: Go away!
372
00:13:44,175 --> 00:13:47,076
You don't even know who it is.
It's Claire. I need Surgery Bear.
373
00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:50,071
- Not a good time, Claire.
- Oh, gotta have it, buddy.
374
00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:53,147
You know how in college, everybody
goes through a rebellious phase...
375
00:13:53,152 --> 00:13:55,119
You know how one time Alex
locked herself in the bathroom
376
00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:56,220
and I kicked the door down?
377
00:13:57,857 --> 00:14:00,624
That's what all the fuss is about?
An earring?
378
00:14:00,693 --> 00:14:02,192
Ugh. Where's the bear?
379
00:14:02,261 --> 00:14:04,295
Closet.
380
00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:06,830
I started with an earring.
No one even noticed.
381
00:14:06,899 --> 00:14:08,499
So, you might need to
up your game, pal.
382
00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:10,034
Try wearing a snake
around your neck
383
00:14:10,102 --> 00:14:12,169
and then act annoyed when
people want to talk about it.
384
00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:13,404
Drawers?
385
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,606
I went a different way.
386
00:14:15,674 --> 00:14:16,674
Uh-huh.
387
00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,642
Oh! Okay.
388
00:14:18,711 --> 00:14:20,578
Wow.
389
00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:25,015
Well, first of all, welcome.
We do have more fun.
390
00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,692
I'm guessing you like it,
391
00:14:27,761 --> 00:14:29,827
but you're worried
what other people will think?
392
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,196
A passerby likened me
to a tennis ball.
393
00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:33,464
And you can't...
394
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:35,800
hide in here until it grows out.
395
00:14:35,869 --> 00:14:38,302
I ran the numbers.
Even with inside-out wearings,
396
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:39,637
I'd be out of underwear
in three weeks.
397
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:41,606
Yeah.
398
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:45,643
Um, let me tell you about
the happiest guy I know.
399
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:48,379
He stretched a tightrope
across his front yard.
400
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:50,548
Didn't worry about
the neighbors.
401
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:52,850
He pogo-sticked to work, and...
402
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,152
(SIGHS)
403
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:57,188
The point is, he doesn't care
what anybody thinks,
404
00:14:57,257 --> 00:14:58,389
and if he did,
405
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,459
he wouldn't have had
half the fun he's had.
406
00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:03,361
Let me ask you again.
407
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:06,508
How do you feel
about the hair?
408
00:15:06,565 --> 00:15:08,291
- Kinda like it.
- Yeah.
409
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,972
How do you feel about the fact
that Jay's gonna hate it?
410
00:15:11,007 --> 00:15:12,844
I love that.
411
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,147
Thanks, Claire.
412
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,525
Yeah, I'm gonna hold on
just a little longer.
413
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,870
I need it today.
Okay.
414
00:15:21,401 --> 00:15:23,455
Oh. Cabinet.
415
00:15:26,073 --> 00:15:27,533
Come on.
416
00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:29,068
(CLEARS THROAT)
417
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,337
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
418
00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:32,605
I hate to interrupt,
419
00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,674
but if you just scream
you'll call her back,
420
00:15:34,743 --> 00:15:37,076
you might want to see
how Joe's party's going.
421
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,746
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
422
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,181
Apparently, Joe shared
the uplifting news
423
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,917
that his friends could die
at any minute.
424
00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,189
Hey, so, I love what I do,
425
00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:52,592
but I feed off the energy
of my audience.
426
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,926
And if I'm not getting a lot back,
427
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,195
it's harder for me to forget
I'm a 45-year-old
428
00:15:56,264 --> 00:15:58,197
classically trained actor
in a body sock
429
00:15:58,266 --> 00:16:00,533
and a cape that doubles
as a curtain in my van.
430
00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:02,835
- So, I'm gonna go.
- (DOOR OPENS)
431
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,992
Jackson, Mama's here!
432
00:16:05,061 --> 00:16:07,495
You told them
they were all going to die?
433
00:16:07,563 --> 00:16:09,897
No, only Joe,
but in a very nice way.
434
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,966
Really? Because it looks like
the "before" picture
435
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:13,434
in an ad for chewable Prozac.
436
00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:15,636
Take us, too!
437
00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,271
Joe, come here.
438
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:20,474
We need to talk again
about the thing.
439
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:22,176
I think I'm just
gonna go to bed.
440
00:16:22,245 --> 00:16:25,212
JAY: Hold on.
It's true we all die sometime.
441
00:16:25,281 --> 00:16:29,449
But someone like you, so young,
is gonna live a long, long, long time.
442
00:16:29,484 --> 00:16:30,536
Yeah, and the thing is,
443
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:32,386
knowing we're gonna die some day
can be a good thing.
444
00:16:32,455 --> 00:16:35,376
Because it reminds us
to appreciate
445
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,061
every minute that we're around.
446
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,191
(SIGHS)
447
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,997
It's hitting you hard, isn't it?
448
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,433
It feels like I'm never
going to laugh again.
449
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,801
But that's natural.
450
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,404
This is a pretty adult thing
you're dealing with here.
451
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,406
In fact,
I'd be worried about you
452
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,375
if you weren't walking underneath
a cloud for a few days.
453
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,810
- And eventually...
- Hey!
454
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,512
(LAUGHS)
455
00:16:59,779 --> 00:17:02,146
Hey. You, me, bedroom.
456
00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:04,915
I got the Syrah and I want
to do something Syr-wrong.
457
00:17:04,984 --> 00:17:06,383
But what about your massage?
458
00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:10,354
I said I didn't want it.
Come on.
459
00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:12,589
Mitchell, I am so happy
we're doing this.
460
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,725
We haven't done anything
spontaneous in forever.
461
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:16,693
I hope you like
what I picked out for us.
462
00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:18,695
It is a little fruitier
than we're used to.
463
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:21,064
Ugh, what a day, huh?
464
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,267
Togas and health scares...
465
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,735
Mitchell, I love you,
466
00:17:24,804 --> 00:17:27,171
and I don't want Caleb
to get between us.
467
00:17:27,239 --> 00:17:28,539
Oh, so, where do you
want me, then?
468
00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:30,507
(GASPS) Wha...? Oh, my God.
W-What are you doing here?
469
00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:31,942
Me? I... Cameron said that
you liked me,
470
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:33,644
and then you said
meet you in the bedroom.
471
00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:35,410
You told Caleb that I liked him?
472
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,446
You told him to meet you
in the bedroom?
473
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:37,948
I thought
I was talking to you.
474
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:39,716
Guys, it sounds like all three
of us could really use this.
475
00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:43,487
Take it easy, Caleb. You'll have
Mitchell to yourself soon enough.
476
00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:45,691
Cam, you're not dying!
477
00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:46,979
We don't know that I'm not!
478
00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:51,626
I-I had a cousin that died at my age
from a genetic condition,
479
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:53,520
and it runs
on my mom's side of the family.
480
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:55,521
And if you have those two genes,
you're at risk.
481
00:17:55,556 --> 00:17:58,077
That's why I've been acting
crazy all day.
482
00:17:58,112 --> 00:17:59,528
Well, then, take a test
483
00:17:59,563 --> 00:18:01,876
to make sure you don't have
that pair of mom genes.
484
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:05,477
Mitchell, I did take the test.
I took it a week ago,
485
00:18:05,512 --> 00:18:07,784
and I've been too scared
to look at the results.
486
00:18:07,806 --> 00:18:10,193
Oh, honey, I'm...
I'm so sorry
487
00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:11,483
you've been going through
this by yourself.
488
00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:13,823
Hey... Hey, let's look at
the results together, okay?
489
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:14,960
- Really?
- Yeah.
490
00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:16,750
(WHIMPERS)
491
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:18,893
Okay, here goes.
492
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,504
- Oh, thank God.
- You're okay?
493
00:18:21,539 --> 00:18:24,012
No, my Etsy order shipped.
But, okay, here's the... here it is.
494
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:26,166
- You look. I cannot look at it.
- Okay, okay, okay.
495
00:18:26,201 --> 00:18:27,483
It's... It's negative.
496
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,045
- What?
- You're fine. Look.
497
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,074
- Is it?
- Yeah.
498
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,781
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God!
I can't believe it!
499
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,779
Oh, now, that is
something to celebrate.
500
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,277
- I love you.
- I love you.
501
00:18:36,312 --> 00:18:38,885
All right, guys,
I'm not... I'm not dense here.
502
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,986
I-I know this is
my cue to leave.
503
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:42,051
(CLEARS THROAT)
504
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:46,222
But what you guys have is...
it's very special.
505
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,735
You should cherish that.
506
00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,498
- Caleb...
- I am so back in.
507
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,968
I was gonna say, if you want
to take the cookies when you leave...
508
00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,604
No offense,
but what do you see in him?
509
00:18:56,672 --> 00:18:57,872
(SIGHS)
510
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,975
(MONITOR BEEPING)
511
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:02,776
Oh, no.
I'm in heaven.
512
00:19:02,845 --> 00:19:05,412
No. No, you're not.
Not yet. You made it.
513
00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:08,249
And just so you know,
Surgery Bear was here
514
00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:09,984
and scrubbed in for
the whole procedure.
515
00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:13,925
That's pretty dangerous.
He's a women's studies professor.
516
00:19:14,091 --> 00:19:16,859
Besides, the only thing I really
needed was my neck pillow.
517
00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:18,294
What?
518
00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:19,762
I knew if you didn't have
something to keep you busy,
519
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,263
you'd worry all day.
520
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:22,498
Aww, honey.
521
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,733
You really do know me.
522
00:19:24,802 --> 00:19:27,703
I'm glad you woke up
when you did.
523
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:30,973
You almost slept through
the second Saturday in January.
524
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:32,975
Why would you put it like that?
525
00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:35,511
- (BELL DINGS)
- Hear ye, hear ye!
526
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:39,014
I hereby declare the opening of
the first annual Dunphy Games...
527
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,382
hospital edition.
528
00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:41,451
(LAUGHS)
529
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:43,219
Tests of strength...
530
00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:45,106
chance...
531
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,376
- ...and cunning.
- Yes!
532
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,346
Ahh!
533
00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:53,948
(LAUGHS)
534
00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:55,816
Oh-ho!
535
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:59,820
JAY: With the winner receiving
the coveted Dunphy chalice.
536
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,756
To our champion, Mitchell!
537
00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:03,290
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
538
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,558
Yes!
539
00:20:04,627 --> 00:20:06,394
Extinguish the torch.
540
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:09,530
And that concludes
the first Dunphy Games.
541
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,866
Uh, Wi-Wi-Winter Dunphy Games.
542
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:14,869
We'll see you all again
July 9 for the Summer...
543
00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:17,104
- Take the win, Phil.
- Okay. Okay. All right.
544
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,038
So we discovered our dad made
a series of videos through the years.
545
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:24,247
Every time he was in danger,
he made a goodbye video for us.
546
00:20:24,272 --> 00:20:28,639
It turns out he's had the same
haircut for a really long time.
547
00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:31,350
Hey, kids, um, I've been trapped
in this porta-potty
548
00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:33,315
for some time now,
and as you can see by the...
549
00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:35,140
the curling edges
of my mustache,
550
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,028
the, uh, the chemical fumes
are strong.
551
00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:41,250
I didn't plan to be on an airplane
for Y2K, but here I am.
552
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:45,358
A quick, loving goodbye as I am
surrounded by a swarm of bears.
553
00:20:45,373 --> 00:20:47,666
If anything happens to me today,
I have faith knowing
554
00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:49,352
that the three of you will
always have each other.
555
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,247
My fingers are numb,
to the point at which
556
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,012
it's hard to even keep a grip
on the phone.
557
00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:55,428
No!
558
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,618
- (BEEP)
- Oh, no! It's happening! It's hap...
559
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,167
Oh, they're... they're just
starting the movie.
560
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,979
Oh. It's... It's "A Bug's Life."
561
00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:04,192
They're goofy.
562
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:06,494
But it's sweet that he wanted
his last words on Earth
563
00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:08,096
to be something for his family.
564
00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:09,297
Yeah.
565
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:10,832
Also, we've reached a point
in world history
566
00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:13,368
where it's become much too easy
to film yourself.
567
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,003
Totally.
568
00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:16,455
Wait, what?
569
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:21,480
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