1 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:04,605 Explain yourself. 2 00:00:04,674 --> 00:00:06,607 I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts. 3 00:00:06,676 --> 00:00:08,442 - Ew! - Hear me out. 4 00:00:08,511 --> 00:00:10,411 Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,079 and asked me to sell them online? 6 00:00:12,148 --> 00:00:13,848 Right after I listed them... 7 00:00:13,916 --> 00:00:16,417 ...I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. 8 00:00:16,486 --> 00:00:17,885 Before I could lie and say no... 9 00:00:17,954 --> 00:00:19,420 ...I got another message. 10 00:00:19,489 --> 00:00:21,522 "Can I see your feet?" 11 00:00:21,591 --> 00:00:24,759 Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet. 12 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:28,329 Oh, my God, did you write this? "My little piggies got so sweaty." 13 00:00:28,398 --> 00:00:31,098 - Sexy, right? - No. No, it's gross! 14 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:34,034 That pair of sneakers went for over $200. 15 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:35,803 I have more in my closet. 16 00:00:35,872 --> 00:00:38,706 That was three weeks ago, and we have made a ton of money since. 17 00:00:38,775 --> 00:00:40,941 All I have to do is wear a different shoe every day. 18 00:00:43,546 --> 00:00:46,547 Hitting all of the right notes... Ship it. 19 00:00:53,446 --> 00:00:58,446 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:59,262 --> 00:01:01,162 Les finalistes 21 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:05,700 pour L'Expo Internationale du Closet sont... 22 00:01:05,768 --> 00:01:08,736 Kabinett Konig, Berlin. 23 00:01:08,805 --> 00:01:11,572 - Pritchett's Closets... - Hah! Yes! 24 00:01:11,641 --> 00:01:13,507 - Aah! - Yes, yes, yes! 25 00:01:13,576 --> 00:01:15,076 Yes! 26 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:16,644 You guys are so gross! 27 00:01:17,847 --> 00:01:19,947 For the first time in company history, 28 00:01:20,016 --> 00:01:23,784 we are going to the Expo Internationale du Closet! 29 00:01:24,854 --> 00:01:26,854 ...Berlin. Pritchett's Closets. 30 00:01:26,923 --> 00:01:29,857 Son of a bitch, we did it! We did it! 31 00:01:29,926 --> 00:01:32,860 Manny, I appreciate you coming from college for this moment. 32 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:33,961 Yeah... 33 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:37,698 Something like this only happens once in a wee... year... lifetime? 34 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:38,933 If that! 35 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,835 I'm accustomed to certain creature comforts 36 00:01:40,903 --> 00:01:42,403 that are hard to come by at school, 37 00:01:42,472 --> 00:01:45,873 so I've been stopping home to...borrow things. 38 00:01:45,942 --> 00:01:47,775 You know, I may have to go shopping. 39 00:01:47,844 --> 00:01:50,444 I'm kind of between tuxedos, size-wise, right now. 40 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:53,414 - Oh, so this is a... big deal? - It is. 41 00:01:53,483 --> 00:01:55,983 But, uh, don't feel you have to live up to this. 42 00:01:56,052 --> 00:01:58,119 because that kind of pressure can kill a kid. 43 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:00,454 That's probably Claire calling me. 44 00:02:00,523 --> 00:02:02,456 These will be rolling in all day, you know. 45 00:02:02,525 --> 00:02:03,758 Hello? 46 00:02:05,461 --> 00:02:06,794 Who still uses fax machines? 47 00:02:06,863 --> 00:02:09,864 You know what? People are gonna want to see me at the office. 48 00:02:09,932 --> 00:02:12,166 I'll just play nine holes and head in early, huh? 49 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:13,634 - See you, kid! - See you. 50 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:17,505 My new real-estate company is this close to its first sale. 51 00:02:17,573 --> 00:02:18,739 A sale we really need! 52 00:02:18,808 --> 00:02:22,276 Not just to prove my old partners wrong, but also to pay the bills. 53 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:25,613 Unfortunately, my client has developed a case of cold feet. 54 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:29,410 Phil, this house is everything I have wanted. 55 00:02:29,445 --> 00:02:30,918 Great! Should we write up an offer? 56 00:02:30,987 --> 00:02:34,722 But, I am feeling a hostile energy. 57 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:37,725 I can assure you this house is filled with nothing but happy memories. 58 00:02:37,794 --> 00:02:42,062 - If these walls could talk... - They can. And they are. 59 00:02:42,131 --> 00:02:45,266 Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. 60 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:47,701 As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening 61 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,503 has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 62 00:02:49,572 --> 00:02:52,406 Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, 63 00:02:52,475 --> 00:02:54,842 is really just two mirrors and a tiny... 64 00:02:55,578 --> 00:02:56,811 Nice try. 65 00:02:56,879 --> 00:02:59,613 When Phil told me about this house, I offered to help. 66 00:02:59,682 --> 00:03:03,117 Now that Manny's away at college and Joe goes to kindergarten, 67 00:03:03,186 --> 00:03:05,286 I have time for one of my old hobbies... 68 00:03:05,354 --> 00:03:07,988 confronting the devil in all his forms. 69 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,623 I have everything I need... 70 00:03:09,692 --> 00:03:13,194 sage, a spoon from the Vatican cafeteria, 71 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:14,695 my maracas... 72 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:15,796 Oh, here she is! 73 00:03:15,865 --> 00:03:18,866 Mrs. Graham, looking well! How are those peptides doing? 74 00:03:18,935 --> 00:03:20,701 Ooh, terrific! My shaman realigned them. 75 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:22,369 And I got the last everything bagel, 76 00:03:22,438 --> 00:03:24,438 so I guess we both got off to a great start today. 77 00:03:24,507 --> 00:03:26,607 What say, we buy a house? 78 00:03:26,676 --> 00:03:29,243 Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns. 79 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,678 Nice to meet you. 80 00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:34,248 I instantly trust you. Why is that? 81 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:36,317 Oh, I got it. 82 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:39,420 We were once cats together. 83 00:03:39,488 --> 00:03:41,222 I joke! I'm not that crazy. 84 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:43,190 Now, tell me about the ghost. 85 00:03:43,259 --> 00:03:47,127 Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, 86 00:03:47,196 --> 00:03:51,198 like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, 87 00:03:51,267 --> 00:03:54,368 a dead dog who left something unfetched. 88 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,238 Okay. Here we go. 89 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:00,474 Oh, she's just taken with 90 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:02,910 the natural light and the flow at this price. 91 00:04:02,979 --> 00:04:04,845 It... it still gets me every time. Hey! 92 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,783 You did it, you bastard! 93 00:04:09,852 --> 00:04:11,352 Be the change 94 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:13,420 you want to see in the world... 95 00:04:13,489 --> 00:04:14,922 - I got here as soon as I could! - Shh! 96 00:04:14,991 --> 00:04:16,557 In some ways, the words of Gandhi 97 00:04:16,626 --> 00:04:18,392 are truer today than ever before. 98 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:22,429 The world is taking notice of the Aurora walk-in, 99 00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:26,700 which is blurring the line between storage and sanctuary. 100 00:04:30,172 --> 00:04:33,007 I want to take a moment to celebrate our rock, 101 00:04:33,075 --> 00:04:34,675 our foundation, 102 00:04:34,744 --> 00:04:37,645 someone to whom we owe a very special debt... 103 00:04:37,713 --> 00:04:39,680 Josie. 104 00:04:41,684 --> 00:04:45,786 Rock? Foundation? Josie? Who is that?! 105 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,756 And to thank you all for your amazing accomplishments, 106 00:04:48,824 --> 00:04:51,358 I have got an ice-cream cart coming in this afternoon! 107 00:04:53,496 --> 00:04:54,561 That's right. 108 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,030 I.T. guy, I need your help. 109 00:04:56,098 --> 00:04:57,831 - Cigar ash in your keyboard again? - Something bigger. 110 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:00,167 But, yeah, bring that little vacuum. 111 00:05:00,236 --> 00:05:02,772 My sister Pam came to stay with us for a couple weeks. 112 00:05:02,899 --> 00:05:06,140 A year ago. In the unit upstairs... which we used to rent for money, 113 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:09,310 which we need to pay for everybody in the unit downstairs. 114 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:11,478 We had no choice. She was pregnant. 115 00:05:11,547 --> 00:05:15,282 The father, Bo, was in jail, and she happens to be my best friend. 116 00:05:15,351 --> 00:05:18,385 Yeah, yeah, like Tom and Jerry are best friends. 117 00:05:18,454 --> 00:05:21,689 Pam, did you remember the oranges? 118 00:05:21,757 --> 00:05:24,692 Say "oranges" one more time. 119 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:25,826 Oranges. 120 00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:29,403 - Say it one more time! - Oranges! 121 00:05:29,438 --> 00:05:32,333 And then she left the door open, and poor Larry got out 122 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:34,435 - and got in a fight with a possum. - Ohh. 123 00:05:34,503 --> 00:05:36,437 Now we have to give him antibiotics every day at noon, 124 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:37,538 which he hates. 125 00:05:37,606 --> 00:05:39,907 On the positive side, we've both been coming home at lunch 126 00:05:39,976 --> 00:05:41,141 because it's a two-man job, 127 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,378 as it what we've also been enjoying on our little lunch break... 128 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,246 You look really cute in that suit. 129 00:05:46,315 --> 00:05:49,083 You look really cute in those gym shorts. 130 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:52,920 Only eight more days of cat antibiotics. 131 00:05:52,989 --> 00:05:54,555 Say "antibiotics" one more time. 132 00:05:54,623 --> 00:05:56,423 Antibiotics. 133 00:05:56,492 --> 00:05:57,725 Okay, sweetie, 134 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,760 but Pam's Mommy and Me class is only an hour, 135 00:05:59,829 --> 00:06:01,996 so, you know, hurry. 136 00:06:02,064 --> 00:06:03,831 Oh, a surprise, huh? 137 00:06:03,899 --> 00:06:05,833 Okay. Okay, well I can't wait. 138 00:06:08,571 --> 00:06:10,904 - Yeah? - Afternoon. 139 00:06:10,973 --> 00:06:12,239 Oh, my God, are you the surprise? 140 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:14,041 Um, I was thinking candles, or flowers on the bed... 141 00:06:14,110 --> 00:06:16,643 My name is Bo Johnson, and I am here to meet my baby boy 142 00:06:16,712 --> 00:06:19,513 and win back the love of my life, Miss Pam Tucker. 143 00:06:19,582 --> 00:06:21,548 Oh, my... You're... you're B... you are Bo. 144 00:06:21,617 --> 00:06:23,384 Um, okay, well, Pam is not here. 145 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:26,520 Uh, I'm Mitchell, Cameron's husband. He's talked so much about you. 146 00:06:26,589 --> 00:06:29,123 Oh, well, he did have a little thing for me 147 00:06:29,191 --> 00:06:30,391 - back in high school. - Yeah. 148 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:31,759 I guess he's got a type. 149 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:34,434 Stop it! Stop it. I am nothing like... 150 00:06:34,469 --> 00:06:36,063 Well, if you don't mind, actually, I'd like to come in? 151 00:06:36,132 --> 00:06:38,432 Uh, I got to see man about a horse. 152 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:39,933 But we don't have... 153 00:06:40,002 --> 00:06:42,302 That's a classy way of saying I got to make my bladder gladder. 154 00:06:42,371 --> 00:06:45,372 Bathroom! Uh, yes... Uh, end of the hall on... on the right. Yep. 155 00:06:45,975 --> 00:06:47,608 Oh, and the Teen Vogues are our daughter's! 156 00:06:47,676 --> 00:06:50,778 We don't even know who Demi Lovato is! 157 00:06:50,846 --> 00:06:52,379 Okay, how did Larry get out again? 158 00:06:52,448 --> 00:06:56,550 God, it must've been your sister. So, guess who is in the bathroom. 159 00:06:56,619 --> 00:06:58,886 Oh, well, my surprise was just candles, but I'm not saying no. 160 00:06:58,954 --> 00:07:00,821 No, uh...It's Bo. 161 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:01,989 - My Bo? - No... 162 00:07:02,058 --> 00:07:03,791 Well, technically, he's... he's more Pam's Bo, 163 00:07:03,859 --> 00:07:05,125 and I am your Mitchell. 164 00:07:05,194 --> 00:07:07,694 But yes. Yeah, he's here to take Pam and the baby home! 165 00:07:07,763 --> 00:07:09,730 I mean, how great is that? 166 00:07:09,799 --> 00:07:10,864 Cameron Tucker! 167 00:07:10,933 --> 00:07:14,068 Get the hell out of my house. Close those arms. 168 00:07:14,136 --> 00:07:15,402 Come on, Cam. 169 00:07:15,471 --> 00:07:17,404 - Yeah, come on, Cam. - No. 170 00:07:17,473 --> 00:07:20,074 You are not getting anywhere near my sister. 171 00:07:20,142 --> 00:07:21,642 Now get out! 172 00:07:22,478 --> 00:07:23,677 Hmm? 173 00:07:23,746 --> 00:07:25,179 Let's go! Get out! 174 00:07:25,247 --> 00:07:26,947 Uh, won't he just wait for Pam outside? 175 00:07:27,016 --> 00:07:28,615 - I mean... Okay, you know... - Come back in! 176 00:07:28,684 --> 00:07:30,884 Great. There goes Larry again. 177 00:07:30,953 --> 00:07:33,487 You know, I'm starting to think he's unhappy living here. 178 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:37,225 Good. Good. 179 00:07:37,294 --> 00:07:41,095 Uh, no Velcro. Our brand is a little more upscale. 180 00:07:43,411 --> 00:07:46,601 Uh-oh. Another buyer is tired of seeing the same feet. 181 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:49,937 Oh, it's my fault now? What's he doing to keep things interesting? 182 00:07:50,473 --> 00:07:52,206 Why do I care? 183 00:07:52,909 --> 00:07:54,475 I'm surprised you were open to this. 184 00:07:54,544 --> 00:07:56,150 I'm surprised you know how to do this. 185 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,314 Don't forget, we have to get over to mom's work to ship shoes later. 186 00:07:59,382 --> 00:08:01,316 Wait a second, you're using Mom's FedEx? 187 00:08:01,384 --> 00:08:03,518 Every time she and Dad have a fancy night out, 188 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:05,653 she uses the hashtag "Luke's college fund." 189 00:08:05,722 --> 00:08:07,155 So, yeah, I'm using her account. 190 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,760 Is there something you're not telling me about this house? 191 00:08:12,829 --> 00:08:14,762 I am kind of getting a murdery vibe. 192 00:08:14,831 --> 00:08:16,631 The only killing that's ever gonna happen in this house 193 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,299 is the one that's gonna happen when you sell the place. 194 00:08:19,736 --> 00:08:21,703 Laughter makes the spirits hungry, Phil! 195 00:08:21,771 --> 00:08:23,771 Spirits? You means there's more than one? 196 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,907 Oh. Hi, Gil. 197 00:08:25,975 --> 00:08:27,842 Wait. No. Uh, Gil? 198 00:08:27,911 --> 00:08:29,277 Hey, Glo? 199 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:31,312 Um... 200 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:32,847 Uh, super stoked you're here. 201 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:34,716 If... if I could give you one tiny note? 202 00:08:34,784 --> 00:08:37,185 Mrs. Graham's terror level, which should be going down, 203 00:08:37,253 --> 00:08:38,920 - is actually going up. - Mine too. 204 00:08:38,988 --> 00:08:40,855 Actually, I'm panicking right now! 205 00:08:40,924 --> 00:08:43,491 I can't believe what I'm sensing right now! 206 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:47,295 There is like, a humming sound, vibrations, fear! 207 00:08:47,364 --> 00:08:48,830 I'm pretty sure that's all coming off of me, 208 00:08:48,898 --> 00:08:50,531 because I'm about to lose a sale I really need. 209 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,934 How about this? Just... just spin it a little. 210 00:08:53,002 --> 00:08:54,635 What are you asking me to do? 211 00:08:54,704 --> 00:08:57,839 In real estate, there are no dumps. There are fixer-uppers. 212 00:08:57,907 --> 00:09:01,142 A small house is cozy. How do we know this presence is bad? 213 00:09:01,211 --> 00:09:03,544 What about Casper? Or the Holy Ghost? People love those guys... 214 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:04,846 - Phil. - Hey! 215 00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:06,280 It's bad, isn't it? 216 00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:08,416 No, it's... it's actually really good. 217 00:09:08,485 --> 00:09:10,585 Um, Gloria was just saying she's making real progress. 218 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:11,919 - Right, Gloria? - I'm sorry, 219 00:09:11,988 --> 00:09:13,921 but there is a disturbing presence in this house 220 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:15,690 that I don't think that I can drive out. 221 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,426 Well, that is it for me. Phil, please let me know 222 00:09:18,495 --> 00:09:20,395 if you find something less haunted, 223 00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:22,830 still within walking distance to my psychic. 224 00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:27,034 We'll be right back. Bo, you want some iced tea? 225 00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:28,169 That'd be great. Thank you. 226 00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:31,305 No, you are not giving him iced tea. This is not a garden party. 227 00:09:31,374 --> 00:09:33,107 But he did come all this way to make things right. 228 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:35,884 And you know what, Cam? Prison changes people. 229 00:09:35,919 --> 00:09:38,146 - Oh, does it? - Always. In a good and permanent way. 230 00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:39,514 - Ohh. - I mean, look at him... 231 00:09:39,582 --> 00:09:42,583 No. Do not look at him. He is a siren. 232 00:09:42,652 --> 00:09:44,485 He draws you in with those big beautiful blue eyes, 233 00:09:44,554 --> 00:09:46,220 and the next thing you know, you're giving him 234 00:09:46,289 --> 00:09:47,889 your great-grandfather's Civil War bayonet 235 00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:49,923 and he's selling it for Magic Beans. 236 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:52,160 It's the brand of whiskey he drinks. 237 00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:54,762 I just... I think he deserves a second chance. 238 00:09:54,831 --> 00:09:57,398 Why do you suddenly care so much if Pam and Bo are back together? 239 00:09:57,467 --> 00:10:01,202 I'm a divorce lawyer, Cam. I see families torn apart all the time. 240 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:04,172 - The emotional cost is just too high. - Oh. 241 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,140 The cost of everything is too high! 242 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:09,143 Look, Pam made her bed. Now she needs to get out of it 243 00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:12,079 so I can flip the mattress to make some money off of it. 244 00:10:12,148 --> 00:10:14,215 Sounded more pimpy than I intended. 245 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,450 Mm. 246 00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:17,718 Maybe Pam doesn't want to live upstairs anymore. 247 00:10:17,787 --> 00:10:20,121 Maybe she wants to go with him to Missouri. 248 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:22,356 Or maybe you don't want Pam to live upstairs 249 00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:24,091 and you want her to go home to Missouri. 250 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,594 I couldn't help but overhear, since we're practically in the same room 251 00:10:26,663 --> 00:10:29,497 and you ain't exactly whispering... Can I say something on my behalf? 252 00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:31,966 No, you may not! Because if you cared about my sister, 253 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:34,101 you would've been here the moment baby Calhoun was born! 254 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,871 I know, but when I got out of jail for punching that police horse, 255 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:40,475 I discovered my truck had been towed. I had to sell my plasma for cash. 256 00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:42,376 He thinks of others. Very noble. 257 00:10:42,445 --> 00:10:46,047 All I'm hearing is no car, no money, compromised immune system. 258 00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:48,249 What a great role model. And yes, he could be a model, 259 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:51,586 but I will not be distracted by those beautiful big blue eyes. 260 00:10:51,654 --> 00:10:54,522 Cam, I get it, all right? I made a lot of mistakes. 261 00:10:54,591 --> 00:10:58,392 But like my plasma, I decided to "B-positive." 262 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:02,396 I hitchhiked, I took odd jobs, whatever I could do to get here. 263 00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:05,366 I mean, Pam, our boy Calhoun, they're my family. 264 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:09,237 Hell, you're my family. 265 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:11,539 Okay, I want to believe you, Bo, but, yeah, I just... 266 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:12,874 yeah, I've been burned too many times. 267 00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:14,542 About that... I got something to show you. 268 00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:23,351 Old Stonewall Tucker would've wanted you to have this back. 269 00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:24,619 Oh, Stonewall. 270 00:11:24,687 --> 00:11:26,487 I'm guessing his statue's no longer in the park. 271 00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:28,956 I thought you sold this. Welp, that was the old Bo. 272 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:31,692 The new Bo saved up and bought it back for you. 273 00:11:31,761 --> 00:11:32,762 - See? - Believe me, 274 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:34,562 I'm trying to do the right thing. 275 00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:38,598 - Hey... - Oh, Bo... 276 00:11:39,102 --> 00:11:41,101 What the hell is he doing here?! 277 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,794 Now, Pameron, Bo came back for you and baby Calhoun! 278 00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:45,496 Yeah, just... just give him a chance, okay? 279 00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:49,500 Oh, my gosh. Is this him? Is... is that my boy? 280 00:11:49,569 --> 00:11:52,069 No. This is my car and I have a little tiny driver. 281 00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:54,405 Of course it's him! You stay away from us, 282 00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:56,340 - Beauregard Lavern Johnson! - Come on... 283 00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:58,943 And stop undressing me with your devil blue eyes! 284 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,745 Okay, You know what? I'll... I'll go... I'll go talk to her. 285 00:12:03,549 --> 00:12:04,549 Oof. 286 00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:07,418 Hey, thank you for pleading my case back there with Cam. 287 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,153 I can tell, you're good lawyer. 288 00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:12,389 And I can tell you are a good man. I am team Bo all the way. 289 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,791 All right, good. 290 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,659 'Cause I... I might need some legal counsel. 291 00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:17,394 See, I... I didn't buy that bayonet back, 292 00:12:17,463 --> 00:12:18,729 so much as I stole it. 293 00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:20,231 Oh, dear. 294 00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:23,868 Excuse me, everyone! 295 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:25,936 As founder of this company, 296 00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,539 which I built with my own sweat and tears, 297 00:12:28,608 --> 00:12:29,940 I'd like to say a few words. 298 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,308 Before going into the future, 299 00:12:31,377 --> 00:12:33,177 it's important we honor how we got here. 300 00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:34,845 So I put together a little presentation. 301 00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:36,847 Dad, we're having ice cream. 302 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,783 They can lick and watch. Ponytail, lights. 303 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,490 1946. 304 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,493 An iron curtain was descending over Europe. 305 00:12:49,562 --> 00:12:52,730 But in Youngstown, Ohio, a child is born. 306 00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:55,799 While young Jay Pritchett was superstar athlete, 307 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:57,368 he was also an artist 308 00:12:57,436 --> 00:13:00,004 who dreamed of revolutionizing an industry... 309 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,372 closets. 310 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,274 He just couldn't let me have my day. 311 00:13:03,342 --> 00:13:06,810 He had to make it all about him. It was disgusting. 312 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:07,945 Although... 313 00:13:08,014 --> 00:13:11,348 the scene of him playing his father denying him a startup loan? 314 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,918 Surprisingly powerful. 315 00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,020 While America was doing the Hustle, 316 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,222 Jay as hustling to build an empire, 317 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,391 which is why one newspaper called him 318 00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,693 "the hardest working man in closets." 319 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,628 That was an ad. 320 00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:27,598 Who would've thought the company, built by that little boy, 321 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:31,735 would one day be the toast of the international closet world? 322 00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:35,172 Congratulations. We did it. 323 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,075 Margaret's mixing some drinks. 324 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:41,845 Enjoy the afternoon. 325 00:13:41,914 --> 00:13:43,180 - Nice! - Thank you. 326 00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:48,111 Okay, Mrs. Graham's car is on its way! 327 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,546 You have five minutes to convince her that this house is fine! 328 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:53,516 - Something's in this wall, Phil. - No, I am done with this nonsense! 329 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:56,219 I can't believe I'm hearing this from a person that believes in magic! 330 00:13:56,287 --> 00:14:00,055 I'm not the one who told you this, but magic isn't actually magic. 331 00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:03,639 - That didn't come from your ear. - What? How? 332 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,169 You're with them. 333 00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:07,737 There is no "them," Gloria. 334 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,140 Everybody says "What? How?" to that trick. 335 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,375 That's how magic works. Things that seem supernatural 336 00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:14,144 actually have a perfectly logical explanation. 337 00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:17,747 This wall is warm, Phil. It's radiating evil. 338 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,517 It is not radiating evil... Oh, that is warm. 339 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,619 - Oh! - What was that? 340 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,320 - Faulty wiring, Phil?! - How dare you? 341 00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:28,725 I would never sell a house with faulty wiring! 342 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,160 You can hear that, right? 343 00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:31,861 You made them angry. 344 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,531 I don't believe in any of this! But just in case... 345 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,167 - What is this? Holy water? - No. 346 00:14:37,235 --> 00:14:40,336 Cucumber water. You think this skin just happens? 347 00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:43,139 Okay... okay. The sellers are on their way home. 348 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,807 Let's just put everything back the way we found it 349 00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,109 and maybe swing by a church. 350 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,944 Come on! 351 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:50,513 Ohh! 352 00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:52,749 Oh, my God! Bees! 353 00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:55,752 Oh! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 354 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:58,254 Good news, Mrs. Graham, it's only bees! 355 00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:01,925 I'll follow up with the escrow documents! Congrats! Ow! 356 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:06,296 Hey. So, that was a fun movie, Dad. 357 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,665 Kind of made it all about you, though. 358 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,800 Nonsense. Try a Jay-tini. 359 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,001 I'm good. 360 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,636 Congratulations on the Expo, boss. 361 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,004 - Thanks. - Thanks. 362 00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:16,573 I think that what's her name was talking to me. 363 00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,241 Oh? 364 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,843 Oh, Margaret, what are my kids doing here? 365 00:15:20,912 --> 00:15:23,012 Oh, the kids have been using the company shipping. 366 00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:24,948 They've been coming in for weeks. 367 00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:26,683 I am so drunk. 368 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,518 Am I screaming? 369 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,956 What do you two think you're doing? 370 00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:35,091 Oh, uh... We just came to congratulate you 371 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,392 on that thing that happened. 372 00:15:36,461 --> 00:15:37,961 - Try again. - Fine. 373 00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:40,363 But there's no nice wayto say this. I started a company 374 00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:43,299 selling Alex's disgusting, smelly shoes to feet freaks. 375 00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:46,035 - Wow, that is so gross! - More like gutsy. 376 00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,605 You got to get your hands dirty to build a company from the ground up. 377 00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,574 - I'm proud of you, Luke. - Uh, hold on. 378 00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:53,309 It was my idea to start buying thrift-store shoes. 379 00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:55,612 I expanded the business and doubled our profits. 380 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,013 You see what Alex did? 381 00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,283 She grew the business. She took it to the next level. 382 00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:02,619 She was able to achieve what Luke couldn't 383 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,254 despite years of trying. 384 00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:05,355 It's really only been a few... 385 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,556 You can't grow what doesn't exist! 386 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,891 Okay. Well, they're on their thing now. Just walk away. 387 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,127 Do you know how long I've been with this company? 388 00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:12,195 Seven presidents. 389 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,664 And four popes. Yes, Dad, I saw the movie. 390 00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,466 Couldn't you just let me have today? 391 00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,434 - Why didn't you call me? - What are you talking about? 392 00:16:18,503 --> 00:16:19,969 This morning. When you got the big news. 393 00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:22,672 I mean, am I not a part of this anymore? Is that what's going on here? 394 00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:25,574 I didn't call you because I was waiting for you to call me and say, 395 00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:28,378 "Congratulations, you did it, honey." 396 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,180 Instead, I had to come here and watch "Lawrence of A-Jay-bia." 397 00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:32,290 How else would anybody 398 00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:33,616 - know I even existed? - What? 399 00:16:33,685 --> 00:16:36,052 I spent my entire career trying to get in the Expo, 400 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,587 and you come in and get it done in 2 years. 401 00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:40,356 Come on, it goes without saying 402 00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:42,458 that this company would be nothing without you. 403 00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:43,760 - No, it doesn't. - Hmm? 404 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,328 - Let me hear you say it. - Seriously? 405 00:16:45,397 --> 00:16:46,796 Yes. I want to hear it. 406 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:53,703 Dad, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be where we are today. 407 00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:57,740 All of your hard work laid the foundation for our success. 408 00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:00,710 Now you. 409 00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:02,211 Well, if I say it, it'll sound a little conceited. 410 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,214 No, not about you! About me! 411 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,383 It's... 412 00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:08,785 an unbelievable accomplishment. 413 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,087 You've exceeded all my expectations, 414 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,690 which were ridiculously high to begin with. 415 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,525 The company could not be in better hands. 416 00:17:18,029 --> 00:17:19,195 Thanks, Dad. 417 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,931 Okay, let's just agree 418 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,668 that your heart was in the right place giving Cam back his bayonet. 419 00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:27,870 But knowing what a decent person you are, 420 00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:29,205 I'm sure you're planning on... 421 00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,406 Bo, open this door! 422 00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:32,542 Bo! 423 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,810 Bo... 424 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,778 How long you expect me to wait out there in the car? 425 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,680 Oh, God, please tell me this is your cab driver. 426 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,550 I'm Heather. It's like feather, but with an "h"? 427 00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:41,624 I'm familiar with the name. 428 00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:43,553 Uh, I'll be right out, sweetie. 429 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:45,888 I'm just finishing up with my client. 430 00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,890 Okay, Mr. Pringle, you can expect delivery 431 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,626 of one male and one female chinchilla in the next... 432 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,363 Phew. Good. She's gone. 433 00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:55,331 Can you believe I just thought of that on the spot? 434 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,133 Mm. 435 00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,770 I'm not going down there, Cam. I don't trust myself around him. 436 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,339 I see that face, I hear that voice, I go all gooey. 437 00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,174 You're preaching to the gay man's choir, here. 438 00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:08,044 But you have to decide for yourself, and you need to keep a clear head. 439 00:18:08,113 --> 00:18:09,379 You know what? All right. 440 00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:12,048 So, here's a trick that I used when I was coming of age. 441 00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:14,584 So, I had a little bit of a self-control problem, 442 00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,185 and I would put a rubber band around my wrist 443 00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:19,589 and flick it every time I got the urge to...flick it. 444 00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:20,757 Ew! 445 00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,358 You used to snap one of those like crazy 446 00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:23,893 whenever we watched "Dukes of Hazzard." 447 00:18:23,962 --> 00:18:26,896 Yeah. I got through all seven seasons... zero incidents. 448 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,234 Okay. Say your piece. 449 00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:34,070 But I'll tell you right now, I ain't gonna make it easy for you. 450 00:18:34,139 --> 00:18:36,672 You sure look pretty, Pam'n'cheese. 451 00:18:38,643 --> 00:18:40,410 Oh, Bo... 452 00:18:40,478 --> 00:18:43,346 - Come here. - Mm! 453 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,982 - We did that. - Yeah. Yeah, we did. 454 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,483 I know I don't deserve you, 455 00:18:47,552 --> 00:18:49,519 but if you and Cal will have me, 456 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:53,823 I promise to spend every day of my life proving that I am worthy. 457 00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:57,260 Oh, my God! Look at this beautiful ring! 458 00:18:57,328 --> 00:18:59,028 It's just so perfect... 459 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,929 Who's Heather? 460 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,600 Oh, that's the name of the jeweler I bought it from. 461 00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,869 Heather's Rings and... Things. 462 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:10,640 Okay! Nope! Mnh-mnh! Nope! No, even I can't spin this anymore. 463 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,810 All right. Bo is a disaster, okay? He... he hasn't changed one bit. 464 00:19:13,878 --> 00:19:17,180 He is a liar, he is a thief, he is a day drinker, he... 465 00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,781 He stole that ring from Heather, 466 00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,917 who's waiting outside for him in case you say no. 467 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,585 Hey! You can't say any of that! 468 00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:24,687 That's attorney-client privilege! 469 00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:25,922 He's also an idiot. 470 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,957 Look, okay, I am not letting you and Cal 471 00:19:28,026 --> 00:19:29,492 go anywhere near him, all right? 472 00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:32,762 I cannot believe I got drawn in by those big beautiful blue eyes again. 473 00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:34,664 Get out of my house. 474 00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:37,166 Well, it's not really up to you, now is it? 475 00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:39,569 What you think, Pamburger? 476 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:41,971 Well, I... 477 00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:43,572 Ow. 478 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,042 Get the hell out! 479 00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:51,681 Fine. I'm glad I left the air conditioning on for Heather. 480 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,153 - Oh... - Oh... 481 00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,387 I even got... 482 00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:00,022 Ow! 483 00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:01,357 - Thanks, Mitchell... - Yeah. 484 00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:03,159 - ...for taking care of me like that. - Hey, hey. 485 00:20:03,228 --> 00:20:06,045 You have a home here as long as you need it, okay? 486 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,397 Aww, Mitchell, you really are looking out for my sister. 487 00:20:08,466 --> 00:20:09,866 And you know what, Pam? 488 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,400 As long as you're gonna be staying here for a little while, 489 00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:14,270 you got to mind the door a little better. Larry keeps getting out. 490 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,539 - Say "Larry" one more time. - Okay. 491 00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:19,275 Larry. 492 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,321 - I told you not to say... - Get off of me! 493 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,920 Ahhh, your mother called you about the screening of my film. 494 00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:28,431 - Uh... - She blew us off, 495 00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:30,713 some lame excuse about being attacked by bees. 496 00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,698 Oh what the hell, let's start. 497 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,189 What are you doing over there? 498 00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:40,300 What are you doing up there? Is that you with Lady Bird Johnson? 499 00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:44,664 Sure is. I was Closet Magazine's "Movers and Groovers to Watch." 500 00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:47,464 She did the keynote, complimented my mustache... 501 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:50,444 - Heady times. - What's with all that news footage? 502 00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:52,762 Well, historical context is important. 503 00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:55,296 Post-Watergate, people wanted transparency, 504 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,616 hence the glass closet. 505 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,380 Now, let me explain why my shirt is off in the next shot. 506 00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:04,405 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com