1 00:00:02,362 --> 00:00:04,573 I wonder what Manny's doing right now. 2 00:00:04,932 --> 00:00:06,131 Why don't you call him? 3 00:00:06,198 --> 00:00:07,924 You call him. I don't care what he's doing. 4 00:00:07,991 --> 00:00:09,073 I'm trying not to bug him. 5 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:12,038 He said that he needed some time to adjust to college, 6 00:00:12,108 --> 00:00:13,701 - so I'm giving him... - Stop the car! 7 00:00:15,852 --> 00:00:17,155 Why would you do that?! 8 00:00:17,222 --> 00:00:18,553 I think that's Shorty. 9 00:00:19,991 --> 00:00:21,760 Shorty and I have been best friends 10 00:00:21,827 --> 00:00:23,241 for as long as I can remember. 11 00:00:23,639 --> 00:00:25,753 He and his wife, Darlene, moved to Costa Rica 12 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:29,028 a few years back for, uh... I don't know why. 13 00:00:29,334 --> 00:00:31,639 Ruin his life eating beans, fighting malaria, 14 00:00:31,706 --> 00:00:33,428 drinking water people bathe in? 15 00:00:33,495 --> 00:00:34,545 This. 16 00:00:34,616 --> 00:00:37,246 This is when you sound racist! 17 00:00:37,983 --> 00:00:39,878 You come to town and you don't tell me? 18 00:00:39,953 --> 00:00:41,370 I ought to punch you in the neck, 19 00:00:41,437 --> 00:00:42,756 - you son of a bitch. - Jay! 20 00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:44,392 I want to kick you in the knee, 21 00:00:44,459 --> 00:00:45,575 you stupid idiot! 22 00:00:45,642 --> 00:00:46,798 That might not be a thing. 23 00:00:46,865 --> 00:00:48,467 You're a terrible best friend. 24 00:00:48,534 --> 00:00:50,639 Don't yell at me. I'm only here a couple of days. 25 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:52,963 It was last-minute. I was gonna call. 26 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:54,803 This Joe? 27 00:00:54,909 --> 00:00:55,919 You're huge. 28 00:00:56,037 --> 00:00:57,670 Eh, I can be bigger. 29 00:00:57,751 --> 00:00:59,416 What are you doing? Where are you staying? 30 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:01,147 I'm checking in at the hotel over there. 31 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:02,260 No hotels. 32 00:01:02,327 --> 00:01:04,216 You're as bad with money as you are with pants. 33 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:05,649 What's going on down there, anyway? 34 00:01:05,707 --> 00:01:06,754 These? 35 00:01:07,139 --> 00:01:08,167 Palazzos. 36 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,452 Never felt so comfortable. 37 00:01:09,534 --> 00:01:11,468 Everything goes where it wants to go. 38 00:01:12,562 --> 00:01:14,873 Shorty, why don't you come and stay with us? 39 00:01:14,957 --> 00:01:16,231 You will even get your own room 40 00:01:16,298 --> 00:01:17,702 'cause Manny's off to college. 41 00:01:17,769 --> 00:01:19,694 College?! How's he doing? 42 00:01:19,809 --> 00:01:22,486 I wish I knew. He needed some space. 43 00:01:22,553 --> 00:01:25,483 In the meantime, she sends him a care package the size of a Fiat, 44 00:01:25,603 --> 00:01:27,689 which included a pack of my favorite sausage. 45 00:01:27,756 --> 00:01:29,342 - I did not put the sausage... - Well, where did it go, then?! 46 00:01:29,399 --> 00:01:30,411 I know what I ate! 47 00:01:30,478 --> 00:01:32,323 There's too many things upsetting me right now. 48 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:33,761 Go get your stuff. Meet us back 49 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:34,994 at the house. It's done. 50 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,231 - You got it! - Yes! 51 00:01:36,298 --> 00:01:38,302 It's gonna be so nice since Manny's gone 52 00:01:38,369 --> 00:01:40,739 to have somebody fun again in the house. 53 00:01:42,013 --> 00:01:45,712 ♪♪ 54 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:50,407 ♪♪ 55 00:01:51,072 --> 00:01:54,095 *MODERN FAMILY* Season 09 Episode 04 Title: "Sex Lies Kickball" 56 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:57,689 Are you ready for this, big boy? 57 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:58,814 Oh, I'm ready. 58 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:01,314 And it's gonna get pretty messy. 59 00:02:01,381 --> 00:02:02,543 Mm! 60 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:05,016 So, do you want to be blue or gold? 61 00:02:05,087 --> 00:02:06,197 I'll be blue. 62 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:07,390 'Cause I'm cool... 63 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,806 Aah! That tickles! 64 00:02:08,905 --> 00:02:11,401 Claire recently went to a bachelorette party 65 00:02:11,468 --> 00:02:14,171 where they gave everyone a passion painting kit. 66 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,082 The idea is that you and your partner 67 00:02:16,149 --> 00:02:17,835 cover one another in paint... 68 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,624 get down on the canvas. 69 00:02:19,694 --> 00:02:23,335 And then get down on the canvas. 70 00:02:23,718 --> 00:02:25,912 Stop squirming, Phil. 71 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,073 - I'm never gonna get this paint on you. - Okay, I'll do you. 72 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:30,335 You're gonna be so gold, you'll like an Oscar. 73 00:02:31,155 --> 00:02:33,312 - So many people to thank. - Oh, yeah. 74 00:02:35,566 --> 00:02:37,155 Oh, crap, it's Alex. 75 00:02:37,222 --> 00:02:38,252 Just ignore it. 76 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:40,040 I can't. What if something's wrong? 77 00:02:40,921 --> 00:02:42,630 Hi, honey. Everything okay? 78 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:44,202 Yeah, I'm just, uh, letting you know 79 00:02:44,259 --> 00:02:45,519 I'm sleeping at home tonight. 80 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,046 Uh, h-how far away are you? 81 00:02:47,113 --> 00:02:48,132 About 20 minutes. 82 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:50,344 Oh, that leaves 10 minutes for cleanup. 83 00:02:50,484 --> 00:02:53,523 Also, is it okay if, um, Ben stays over tonight? 84 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,609 Sure. 85 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:56,634 I guess if his mommy says it's okay. 86 00:02:56,701 --> 00:02:58,312 Mom, you don't have to take a shot at Ben 87 00:02:58,369 --> 00:02:59,429 every time he comes up. 88 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:01,491 Yeah, right, like I wouldn't ask my mom. 89 00:03:01,558 --> 00:03:03,006 I'm really supposed to ignore that? 90 00:03:03,073 --> 00:03:04,371 Listen, he is my boyfriend, 91 00:03:04,438 --> 00:03:07,095 - and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down. 92 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,776 - It was just a joke. - Well, it's not funny! 93 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:10,481 When you attack Ben, you attack me. 94 00:03:10,548 --> 00:03:11,804 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 95 00:03:11,871 --> 00:03:13,484 Ugh! 96 00:03:13,554 --> 00:03:14,757 Now, where were we? 97 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,991 Honey, I kind of think maybe the moment has passed. 98 00:03:18,553 --> 00:03:20,243 Ohh, it's my dad. What now? 99 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,315 Just ignore it. 100 00:03:21,382 --> 00:03:23,523 I can't. What if something's wrong? 101 00:03:23,921 --> 00:03:25,346 - Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad. 102 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,502 Shorty's in town! 103 00:03:26,569 --> 00:03:28,521 I need that set of golf clubs I gave to Phil. 104 00:03:28,588 --> 00:03:30,831 That bonehead's certainly not putting them to any good use. 105 00:03:30,888 --> 00:03:33,044 Why, Dad? Why do you always have to attack him? 106 00:03:33,111 --> 00:03:34,881 Oh, calm down. It was just a joke. 107 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,715 I'll pick them up in the morning. 108 00:03:36,991 --> 00:03:39,359 He pisses me off so much! 109 00:03:39,648 --> 00:03:41,135 Come on! Let's do this! 110 00:03:41,202 --> 00:03:42,726 This doesn't feel like it's about me. 111 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,844 I'm gonna hop in the shower. 112 00:03:45,006 --> 00:03:46,400 What? 113 00:03:47,418 --> 00:03:49,136 What's been going on with you lately? 114 00:03:49,203 --> 00:03:50,289 You look so handsome. 115 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,488 Oh, well, thank you, sweetie. 116 00:03:51,545 --> 00:03:54,480 You know what, I added a serum step to my skin-care regimen. 117 00:03:54,547 --> 00:03:55,746 W-Wait a minute. 118 00:03:55,852 --> 00:03:57,652 You're just angling for horseback-riding lessons, 119 00:03:57,709 --> 00:03:58,411 aren't you? 120 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,499 - Come on! - No. 121 00:03:59,566 --> 00:04:01,069 You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids 122 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:02,549 that burns out at 13 123 00:04:02,616 --> 00:04:04,066 and wears combat boots to the beach. 124 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:05,932 I'm the least-busy Asian kid in my school. 125 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:07,604 Great. Take the other end of this sheet 126 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:09,262 and help me make up the bed for Lionel. 127 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:11,026 - Lionel's staying here tonight? - Yes. 128 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:12,805 Pepper and Ronaldo are dropping him off. 129 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:14,553 Last year, Pepper and Ronaldo told us 130 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:15,990 that they wanted to become parents 131 00:04:16,057 --> 00:04:17,904 and were on a quest to acquire Rihanna's eggs. 132 00:04:17,971 --> 00:04:20,151 And we said, "Or, you rich queens", 133 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,225 you could provide a home for a child that needs one." 134 00:04:22,282 --> 00:04:23,315 So they adopted, 135 00:04:23,382 --> 00:04:25,354 and we are a little nervous about how it's going 136 00:04:25,421 --> 00:04:27,947 because, um, when they first introduced us to Lionel, 137 00:04:28,014 --> 00:04:29,945 we could tell that it wasn't a great fit. 138 00:04:30,147 --> 00:04:32,250 Hi, Lionel, it's nice meeting you. 139 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:33,852 Hey. Cool shirt. 140 00:04:33,927 --> 00:04:35,711 It's a basketball costume. 141 00:04:35,961 --> 00:04:36,989 Jersey. 142 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:38,585 Jersey. Right. 143 00:04:38,652 --> 00:04:40,478 Like "Jersey Boys." 144 00:04:40,579 --> 00:04:42,606 Okay, somebody fix me a drink. 145 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,508 We just got cheeseburgers out of a window 146 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,686 and ate in our car. 147 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,862 Do we have to disclose that when we sell it? 148 00:04:47,929 --> 00:04:49,777 It seemed like a bit of a rocky start, 149 00:04:49,844 --> 00:04:51,173 but Pepper said it's going well. 150 00:04:51,246 --> 00:04:52,561 Parenting does change you. 151 00:04:52,637 --> 00:04:54,795 You know, before Lily, I could be so dramatic. 152 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,536 Oh, and I used to be so uptight. 153 00:04:56,603 --> 00:04:57,759 - But look at us now. - Oh, sorry. 154 00:04:57,816 --> 00:05:00,050 Okay, your hand almost went in my mouth. 155 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:01,513 Come in, come in. 156 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,325 Ohh! I like this! 157 00:05:03,392 --> 00:05:06,287 It's a lot better than what was here before. 158 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:08,013 Uh, our kitchen was there before. 159 00:05:09,253 --> 00:05:10,776 Am I being unclear? 160 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:13,573 Okay, well, Lionel, don't you look sharp? 161 00:05:13,756 --> 00:05:16,459 It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right? 162 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:18,440 Ohh, you wonderful child. 163 00:05:18,546 --> 00:05:21,193 You won't need those flashcards much longer. 164 00:05:21,412 --> 00:05:23,150 Here, for Lionel's stay... 165 00:05:23,217 --> 00:05:24,998 some snacks, toiletries, 166 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:28,084 a design magazine you two could also flip through. 167 00:05:28,151 --> 00:05:29,196 Okay, so, Lionel, uh, 168 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,740 we have you set up here in the den. 169 00:05:30,807 --> 00:05:31,779 That's where the TV is, 170 00:05:31,846 --> 00:05:34,670 and Cam tells me that we have a sports package. 171 00:05:34,737 --> 00:05:35,737 That's okay. 172 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,154 I should practice my cursive. 173 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:39,277 Pepper says penmanship is a lost art. 174 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:40,999 Yes. As are thank-you notes, 175 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,408 which is why we can only assume 176 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,318 you enjoyed our anniversary gift. 177 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:47,386 Anyway, we have to get to the airport. 178 00:05:47,737 --> 00:05:49,425 How do we say goodbye, Lionel? 179 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:50,808 Au revoir. 180 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,500 Come walk us to the door. 181 00:05:52,722 --> 00:05:54,003 What have they done to him? 182 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:56,386 Turned him into a little black Pepper. 183 00:05:57,719 --> 00:05:59,175 It's so infuriating. 184 00:05:59,243 --> 00:06:00,984 She treats you like you're not even a man. 185 00:06:01,051 --> 00:06:02,386 Doesn't that bother you? 186 00:06:02,526 --> 00:06:03,941 You know, if you please everyone, 187 00:06:04,008 --> 00:06:05,458 you're not making enough progress. 188 00:06:05,525 --> 00:06:06,825 Cheryl Sandberg. 189 00:06:07,355 --> 00:06:08,472 Hey, is this garbage? 190 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:09,576 I don't know. 191 00:06:09,643 --> 00:06:10,711 What's in it? 192 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:14,194 Uh, "Passion Painting Erotic Art Kit"? 193 00:06:14,261 --> 00:06:15,706 What is that? 194 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:18,409 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 195 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,589 Ew! 196 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:20,987 Gross! Ugh! Uh. 197 00:06:21,855 --> 00:06:23,007 You know what? 198 00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:25,409 If she wants to belittle you like you're some child, 199 00:06:25,476 --> 00:06:26,790 we are going to use this 200 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:28,297 to show her what kind of man you are. 201 00:06:28,359 --> 00:06:30,334 I don't want to get paint on my T-shirt and socks. 202 00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:32,797 Well, maybe you'll just have to take them off for this one. 203 00:06:35,081 --> 00:06:36,711 Morning! How's my guy? 204 00:06:36,778 --> 00:06:39,165 Awful. I had a zillion nightmares. 205 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,392 I was talking to Shorty, but gee, that's rough. 206 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,427 Hey, let's have breakfast at my club today. 207 00:06:43,494 --> 00:06:45,614 We do a thing on Friday called "Yesterday's Potatoes." 208 00:06:45,679 --> 00:06:47,122 They take last night's French fries 209 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,443 and make 'em into today's home fries, 210 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,847 and last night's fries were fantastic. 211 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:53,371 Sounds delicious, but, uh, Gloria already cooked. 212 00:06:53,438 --> 00:06:55,003 Two poached eggs, chorizo, 213 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:56,859 and a croissant with blackberry jam. 214 00:06:56,926 --> 00:06:58,301 - Yes! - Manny's favorite. 215 00:06:58,368 --> 00:06:59,777 Geez, why don't you just call him? 216 00:06:59,844 --> 00:07:01,492 I made it out of habit. 217 00:07:01,577 --> 00:07:04,164 But thankfully, Shorty loved it. 218 00:07:04,231 --> 00:07:05,786 Didn't you, Papi? 219 00:07:05,853 --> 00:07:07,003 Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you 220 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,550 - get out of those pajamas... - What pajamas? 221 00:07:08,607 --> 00:07:10,598 And then come sit while I... Those aren't pajamas? 222 00:07:10,665 --> 00:07:13,136 No. Actually, Gloria and I are gonna go to the farmer's market 223 00:07:13,203 --> 00:07:14,878 after we drop Joe off at school. 224 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:16,679 - Why? - It's kind of work-related. 225 00:07:16,819 --> 00:07:19,487 Your friend has a very successful juice business 226 00:07:19,554 --> 00:07:21,115 in Costa Rica. 227 00:07:21,182 --> 00:07:22,763 They call me the Fruit King. 228 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:24,790 They must have seen the outfit. I'll tell you what. 229 00:07:24,847 --> 00:07:26,727 I got a little thing this morning at the office. 230 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:27,998 Why don't we meet back here at 1:00 231 00:07:28,055 --> 00:07:29,714 for a little best-friend catch-up? Deal? 232 00:07:29,781 --> 00:07:31,025 Deal. Sounds good. 233 00:07:31,092 --> 00:07:32,158 You know what doesn't sound good? 234 00:07:32,215 --> 00:07:35,011 One grown man calling another grown man his best friend. 235 00:07:35,276 --> 00:07:37,354 She doesn't get us. See you, buddy. 236 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,544 What is that? 237 00:07:39,611 --> 00:07:41,597 Crostini with edamame puree. 238 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:44,170 Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil 239 00:07:44,237 --> 00:07:45,837 missed the boat, or should have. 240 00:07:45,904 --> 00:07:47,294 Hey, Lionel, you don't have to eat 241 00:07:47,361 --> 00:07:48,661 that stuff they brought for you. 242 00:07:48,755 --> 00:07:51,231 We... We won't tell. Ch... Pop a Cheeto. Be a kid. 243 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:52,643 But the guys went to the trouble 244 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,060 of making Rosa make this for me. 245 00:07:54,127 --> 00:07:55,173 I should finish it. 246 00:07:55,314 --> 00:07:56,965 Hey, Lionel, heads up. Catch. 247 00:07:57,072 --> 00:07:58,121 No, thank you. 248 00:07:58,188 --> 00:08:00,357 Pepper and Ronaldo don't allow ball play in the house. 249 00:08:00,424 --> 00:08:03,060 Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house. 250 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,318 This is a fun house. So... 251 00:08:05,449 --> 00:08:06,731 Yeah, that's what they call it. 252 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:08,443 Well, now I feel like throwing something, 253 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:10,482 so, hey, Lionel, heads up. Catch. 254 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,529 Uh, I'm sorry. 255 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,819 I told Pepper I couldn't move my arms in this jacket, 256 00:08:16,886 --> 00:08:18,231 but he said, "Fit over function." 257 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,912 - No, you know what? I-It's fine. - It's fine. 258 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:20,980 - Things break. - I'll pay for it. 259 00:08:21,037 --> 00:08:22,564 No, you won't. We got it for free 260 00:08:22,631 --> 00:08:24,353 when we opened a credit card at the gas station. 261 00:08:24,410 --> 00:08:27,064 I insist. I have traveler's checks in my bag. 262 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,590 No, Lionel, it's f... okay. 263 00:08:28,657 --> 00:08:30,207 No, you know what, this is upsetting me. 264 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:31,665 He dresses the way they tell him to dress. 265 00:08:31,722 --> 00:08:33,092 He eats what they tell him to eat. 266 00:08:33,183 --> 00:08:34,610 I know. They control his every move, 267 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:37,075 and he clearly feels pressured to go along with it. 268 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,610 That's probably why he keeps telling me 269 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,291 how lucky I am to live here. 270 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:42,598 He said that? Wh... Why didn't you tell us? 271 00:08:42,665 --> 00:08:43,884 You guys don't leave a lot of space 272 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:46,365 - to jump into your conversat... - You know what this is, Cam? 273 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:47,887 He's obviously jealous of Lily 274 00:08:47,954 --> 00:08:50,129 because we allow her to be a kid and have fun. 275 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,346 Imagine how jealous he'll be 276 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:54,118 when he finds out about my horseback-riding lessons. 277 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,951 - Let it go. - We're not doing that. 278 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,713 You know what I'm in the mood for? 279 00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:00,576 And I know it sounds crazy, but waffles. 280 00:09:00,717 --> 00:09:01,801 What the hell? 281 00:09:01,868 --> 00:09:04,326 You're right. You keep me from flying too high. 282 00:09:04,393 --> 00:09:06,417 "Happy early birthday, Mom. 283 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:08,989 "Love, Alex and Ben." Oh, my God. 284 00:09:09,056 --> 00:09:10,763 I know. Your birthday isn't for six months. 285 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:12,185 No, Phil! 286 00:09:12,548 --> 00:09:13,612 Oh. 287 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,471 - Ew. - Mm. 288 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:17,896 Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it? 289 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,416 Alex and Ben. 290 00:09:19,483 --> 00:09:21,402 Oh, I think I heard them making it last night. 291 00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:22,881 She kept saying he was doing it wrong, 292 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,271 but it looks good to me. 293 00:09:24,342 --> 00:09:26,138 I mean, I don't know anything about art, 294 00:09:26,205 --> 00:09:28,068 but... I know what I like. 295 00:09:28,225 --> 00:09:29,920 Oh. 296 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:32,036 I make one comment about Ben's mommy, 297 00:09:32,103 --> 00:09:33,555 and Alex does this. 298 00:09:33,622 --> 00:09:34,903 It's aggressive. 299 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:37,779 I remember when she made a turkey with her handprint. 300 00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:39,955 She's just trying to get some sort of reaction 301 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:41,049 out of me, isn't she? 302 00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,564 But you're not gonna take the bait, right? 303 00:09:42,621 --> 00:09:44,278 - You're bigger than that. - I don't know, Phil. 304 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:46,240 This is... This is very disrespectful. 305 00:09:46,307 --> 00:09:48,279 I think she needs to be taken down a peg. 306 00:09:48,373 --> 00:09:50,470 So then, you'll just sit her down and talk to her, right? 307 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:52,185 I could do that, 308 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,794 maybe over dinner with her and Ben... 309 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,482 There you go. I'm proud of you. 310 00:09:57,549 --> 00:09:59,998 A dinner no one will soon forget. 311 00:10:00,428 --> 00:10:01,467 Fine. 312 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,357 But know that I'm having a waffle. 313 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,812 This is what you're doing to our family! 314 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:08,973 Stop. 315 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,240 You know the rules. Helmet. 316 00:10:14,287 --> 00:10:15,587 Off with you. 317 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:17,921 Shorty, you're kidding. 318 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,666 I never joke when it comes to fruit. 319 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:22,717 That miracle in your hand is a half plum, half apricot. 320 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:25,006 There was a time they could only accomplish that in juice. 321 00:10:25,063 --> 00:10:27,367 - Oh. - Jay. 322 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:30,018 Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time. 323 00:10:30,085 --> 00:10:31,280 Hey, no worries. 324 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:33,762 Who among us hasn't blown off his best friend 325 00:10:33,829 --> 00:10:36,339 he hasn't seen in four years to go fruit shopping? 326 00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:40,295 Sounds like somebody could use a Pomegrapefruit Blast. 327 00:10:40,362 --> 00:10:42,154 Blast means "yogurt." 328 00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:44,146 You've been spending too much time in the jungle. 329 00:10:44,203 --> 00:10:46,099 What you need is a little civilization. 330 00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:47,439 Let's go bowling. 331 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,201 Well, I would love to, but, uh... 332 00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:51,867 I kind of want to take a nap before we got to the theater. 333 00:10:52,588 --> 00:10:54,443 Um, you're taking Shorty to the theater? 334 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:57,131 Ah, yes. I got the tickets for me and Manny, 335 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,749 but he can't go and Shorty loves "Wicked." 336 00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:03,833 He thinks he's a Galinda and his brother an Elphaba. 337 00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:05,225 You know what you're doing, don't you? 338 00:11:05,282 --> 00:11:06,694 You're turning Shorty into Manny. 339 00:11:06,784 --> 00:11:08,325 Stop hogging my best friend! 340 00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:11,030 Okay, if you're so upset, then you can take him. 341 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,073 But stop saying "best friend." 342 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,663 You're too old to be using that word. 343 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:16,732 Hannah from Montana has a best friend. 344 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:19,510 - You don't. - At least my best friend isn't my son. 345 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,806 I'm your best friend, Mom? 346 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,263 Yes, Papi. 347 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:27,103 You are the son that he's talking about. 348 00:11:28,927 --> 00:11:31,232 Look, if he said Lily's lucky to be here, 349 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,317 then he's clearly unhappy at Pepper and Ronaldo's. 350 00:11:33,384 --> 00:11:35,033 I mean, w-what kid wouldn't be? 351 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,128 I mean, that house is so sterile. 352 00:11:37,299 --> 00:11:39,110 Do you remember when Pepper got made at me 353 00:11:39,177 --> 00:11:40,227 and he laid down plastic 354 00:11:40,294 --> 00:11:41,728 before throwing a drink in my face? 355 00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:43,224 So then, we have to say something. 356 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:44,372 I mean, we're their friends. 357 00:11:44,429 --> 00:11:45,568 We're experienced parents. 358 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:47,569 There's... There's still time for them to change. 359 00:11:47,636 --> 00:11:48,716 No, it's not our place. 360 00:11:48,783 --> 00:11:50,311 Let's just, you know, stay out of it. 361 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:52,380 They keep their door unlocked? 362 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:54,751 That's the upside of not having anything worth stealing. 363 00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,486 You're terrible parents. 364 00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:58,229 Okay, so, I guess we are saying something. 365 00:11:58,296 --> 00:11:59,430 All right. 366 00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:00,834 Time for some tough love, boys. 367 00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:02,427 Oh, goodness, we feared you two 368 00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:03,989 might be into that sort of thing, 369 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,088 but we're gonna have to pass. 370 00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,072 Oh, you can't possibly think that's what he meant. 371 00:12:07,129 --> 00:12:08,494 No, I'm deflecting! 372 00:12:08,571 --> 00:12:11,107 I feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty, 373 00:12:11,174 --> 00:12:13,036 - And I'm wildly uncomfortable. - And I'm wildly uncomfortable. 374 00:12:13,093 --> 00:12:14,492 Okay, well, here goes. 375 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,500 We think it's great that you adopted Lionel, but... 376 00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:19,742 Okay, a little early for that reaction. 377 00:12:19,799 --> 00:12:20,863 - I haven't even gotten to say, - I haven't even gotten to say, 378 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,955 "Stop imposing your fancy ways on that poor child." 379 00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:24,445 And hit it. 380 00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,525 Look, we have been at this parenting thing 381 00:12:26,592 --> 00:12:27,616 For a while now, and... 382 00:12:27,683 --> 00:12:30,406 Yeah, and Lily is such a delight! 383 00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:33,236 Sorry, I'm gonna be lashing out for a bit. 384 00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:35,884 Anyway, um, part of parenting 385 00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:38,166 is exposing your children to things that you value. 386 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,439 You know, art and culture and good food... 387 00:12:40,514 --> 00:12:42,046 That's exactly what we're doing. 388 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,585 But it's also about letting them figure out who they are, 389 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,554 doing things that they want to do 390 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:48,859 even though you don't like 'em. 391 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:50,114 - Yeah, he's a kid. - Yeah, he's a kid. 392 00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:53,205 He doesn't want opera at bedtime and caviar on his eggs. 393 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,857 He... He wants to play ball and eat Cheetos. 394 00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:59,005 Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin, 395 00:12:59,072 --> 00:13:01,118 But I hoped he was just worried about his weight. 396 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,465 You know what, let's get outside. 397 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,961 Let's go do something fun and show Lionel 398 00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:08,049 That it... that it's okay to be a kid with you guys. 399 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,567 What do you say? - Yeah. 400 00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:11,120 - Get in there. - It's fine. 401 00:13:11,187 --> 00:13:12,502 Okay. 402 00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:20,857 And from what fromagerie... 403 00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:24,543 - You're from Lubbock, Texas. - You son of a bitch! 404 00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:29,078 Oh, I can't believe no one told me 405 00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:30,945 Kickball is performed on grass 406 00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:33,211 I can barely stand Shakespeare in a park. 407 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,141 This is not great for your people. 408 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,057 Okay, Lionel, bring me home. 409 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,207 You got this. 410 00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,013 Yes, I do, sir. - 411 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,582 All right. 412 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,568 Yeah! 413 00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:45,727 - Oh, my God, what is happening? - Hit him! 414 00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,110 - Pepper, hit him! - Oh! 415 00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:48,215 Hit Cam! 416 00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:49,313 Oh, my...! 417 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,383 You can't possibly think that's what he meant. 418 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:52,598 Oh! Give me that. 419 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,926 Okay. 420 00:13:54,203 --> 00:13:55,569 I was skeptical at first 421 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:58,263 because orange is so over right now, 422 00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,602 But I love it. 423 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,146 You like it, too, Pepper? 424 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,662 Mm, wonderful. 425 00:14:02,736 --> 00:14:04,497 I haven't seen this much artificial color 426 00:14:04,564 --> 00:14:06,565 since Ted Turner got his hands on "Casablanca." 427 00:14:06,632 --> 00:14:08,332 Your grandparents grew up in a trailer. 428 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,987 I hate you. 429 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,271 - All right, who's up next? - All right, who's up next? 430 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,568 - Pepper! - Pepper! 431 00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:14,714 Oh. How many scenes does kickball have? 432 00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,381 You can do it, Peppercito! 433 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,005 Remember, it's just like dancing. 434 00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:19,478 Dancing. 435 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,720 And five, six, seven, eight, kick! 436 00:14:22,787 --> 00:14:24,596 Oh! Pepper! 437 00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:26,573 Ohh! Oh, I'm hurt! 438 00:14:26,638 --> 00:14:27,935 I'm really hurt! 439 00:14:28,026 --> 00:14:30,526 Oh, if you two had any money, I'd sue you. 440 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:31,736 Mi amor, it's okay. 441 00:14:31,794 --> 00:14:33,862 It's not okay. 442 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:37,428 I'm out in the wild, schvitzing like a line cook. 443 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:40,124 It's one humiliation after the next! 444 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:43,440 Lionel, sweetheart, I want to be the father you need, 445 00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:45,322 but this is not me. 446 00:14:45,513 --> 00:14:50,566 I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet... 447 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,555 God, do I hate sherbet! 448 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:57,015 There's ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between. 449 00:14:57,215 --> 00:14:59,784 Just so you know, I don't care about kickball 450 00:14:59,888 --> 00:15:01,946 or Popsicles or any of that stuff. 451 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:03,346 I like how we live. 452 00:15:03,427 --> 00:15:04,441 You do? 453 00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:06,963 Lionel, don't feel pressured to say that if you don't mean it. 454 00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,061 I mean it. 455 00:15:08,119 --> 00:15:10,442 Backgammon in the study, cheese from France, 456 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,378 not a cheetah in sunglasses. 457 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,369 Lionel, you're melting my heart. 458 00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:16,544 Mine, too, you perfect boy. 459 00:15:16,602 --> 00:15:18,802 What made you think I didn't like our life? 460 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,511 Well, now, see... 461 00:15:21,577 --> 00:15:23,914 They were forcing you to, and it just seemed to us... 462 00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:25,282 It seemed to us... 463 00:15:25,535 --> 00:15:27,977 You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us. 464 00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:30,049 - Remember? - I was trying to make her feel better. 465 00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:31,891 I got so much, and she got... 466 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,020 They give her haircuts at home. 467 00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:35,800 Okay, I took a class. 468 00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:38,175 They wouldn't even let her take horseback-riding lessons. 469 00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:39,931 - Because it's dangerous. - Because it's dangerous. 470 00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:41,644 Or is it because you have to drive me 471 00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:43,440 across town at 7:00 A.M.? 472 00:15:43,621 --> 00:15:45,170 I thought good parents 473 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,683 were supposed to do things their kids want to do? 474 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,507 Okay, well, it's not not dangerous, 475 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,091 and she's also too young, so... 476 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:52,458 Cam, come on. The jig's up. 477 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,692 Yes, Lily, we were... we were being selfish, okay? 478 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,426 You can have your lessons. 479 00:15:57,484 --> 00:15:58,587 Thank you. 480 00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,750 Can I take horseback-riding lessons with her, too? 481 00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:02,180 Anything you want. 482 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:04,357 You can swing by and pick him up on your way. 483 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:07,872 Hey, there. 484 00:16:08,131 --> 00:16:10,054 Hi, honey. How are you? 485 00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:11,724 Mwah! Good. 486 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:15,067 Well, you seem less scary. 487 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,924 Does this mean we're gonna have a nice, pleasant dinner 488 00:16:16,981 --> 00:16:18,630 with our daughter and her boyfriend? 489 00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:20,075 He give me a little credit. 490 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,064 I worked so hard all day 491 00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:25,587 just to make sure I got everything ready. 492 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,255 Oh, come on! 493 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:30,372 You have got to be kidding me. 494 00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:33,388 Well, it turns out Speedy Frame really lives up to its name. 495 00:16:33,455 --> 00:16:34,567 We're here! 496 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,961 - Claire, I got you a bottle of pi... - No! 497 00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:39,114 Oh, good, you got our gift. 498 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,197 You gave it to them? 499 00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:42,256 Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants. 500 00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:44,921 Wow, Mom, I really love it there. 501 00:16:44,988 --> 00:16:46,546 Me, too. 502 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,066 Sex painting on the wall means Alex was in her head. 503 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,418 And I wasn't planning on leaving anytime soon. 504 00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,464 I don't know where that came from. 505 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:54,735 More green beans? 506 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,718 Oh, yes. Don't mind if I do. 507 00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:59,638 I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable. 508 00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:01,067 Well, it's getting late. 509 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,244 It's 7:30. 510 00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:04,653 So, Dad, how's work? 511 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,458 No. We're not gonna sit here and pretend. 512 00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:09,350 We're going to talk about this. 513 00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:11,349 Your father's right. 514 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,427 When I saw that painting, I thought... 515 00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:16,344 you're too restrained. 516 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,888 - You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant. 517 00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:20,010 Oh, no, no, no. 518 00:17:20,077 --> 00:17:23,555 I appreciate the advice, and that should be an easy fix 519 00:17:23,622 --> 00:17:26,453 now that I've come into my own with such a virile partner. 520 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,086 Oh, my God. 521 00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:29,569 Okay, that is enough! 522 00:17:29,636 --> 00:17:31,235 Look what you're doing to this poor man, 523 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:33,687 putting him in the middle of this twisted power struggle 524 00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:35,012 between the two of you! 525 00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:37,957 This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me. 526 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,399 What are you talking about? 527 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:41,057 The first time I met your dad, 528 00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:43,388 who did not approve me, you kept kissing me. 529 00:17:43,451 --> 00:17:45,175 Or the first time we went away with your family 530 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,982 to that cabin and you made all those noises. 531 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,358 Th-That wasn't about that. 532 00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,500 Then where did those noises go, Claire? 533 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,106 I will not stand here while you tear poor Ben down 534 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,363 the way that Jay tore me down, 535 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,335 and, Ben, were you blue or gold? 536 00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,430 - I need to know. - I was blue. 537 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:59,525 I wanted to feel like an Avatar. 538 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,123 Ben, I'm sorry. 539 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,655 Phil and Alex are right. 540 00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:05,851 You don't deserve to be treated this way. 541 00:18:05,945 --> 00:18:07,945 - Thank you, Claire. You know, I... - Not finished. 542 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,283 - I am doing to you... - Oh. 543 00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:12,052 Exactly what my father did to me and Phil. 544 00:18:12,179 --> 00:18:14,853 No one was good enough for his little girl, and... 545 00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:18,080 And I suppose nobody's good enough for mine. 546 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:21,809 But, honey, I've been where you are right now, 547 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,808 and I'm the last person 548 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,908 who should be making it harder for you. 549 00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:27,915 I'm... I'm so sorry. 550 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,579 And I'm sorry I left the sex painting for you to find. 551 00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,055 If it makes you feel any better, 552 00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:33,225 we faked it. 553 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,415 Ben was so freaked out, he couldn't perform. 554 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,610 Doesn't make me feel any better. 555 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:38,963 That helps a lot. 556 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:46,099 ♪ I do believe I have been changed for the better ♪ 557 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,723 I still don't understand why she's green. 558 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:52,183 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 559 00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:56,564 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 560 00:18:57,138 --> 00:19:02,341 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 561 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:10,382 ♪ I have been cha-a-a-a-a-nged ♪ 562 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,969 They used to be so close. 563 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,831 - You okay? - ♪ For good ♪ 564 00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:15,556 - What happened to them? - I don't know. 565 00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,156 I-I dozed off for a couple of minutes. 566 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,881 Excuse me. Excuse me. 567 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,754 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 568 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:21,911 Damn it. 569 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,994 I should've sent Gloria. 570 00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:30,031 Hey, fella. 571 00:19:30,098 --> 00:19:32,434 What happened in there? 572 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,816 I'm a fraud, Jay. 573 00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:36,273 I'm a damn fraud. 574 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,815 Come on. We all cry at weird stuff. 575 00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:41,003 For me, it's when boxers hug after a fight. 576 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:42,853 It's not the crying I'm worried about. 577 00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:43,918 You were right. 578 00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:46,612 You said I would lose everything if I went to Costa Rica, 579 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,412 - and I did. - What are you talking about? 580 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,891 I-I-I thought you were a big juice magnate. 581 00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:52,263 Lies! It's all lies, Jay! 582 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:53,871 I'm not no juice magnate. 583 00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:56,138 I had a juice stand, and things were okay... 584 00:19:56,469 --> 00:19:58,865 until these monkeys got a hold of my knives. 585 00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:01,912 The lawyer says I can't talk about it. 586 00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:05,564 Then Darlene takes off with this honcho in zip lines 587 00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:06,741 and leaves me. 588 00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:08,654 That's why I've been avoiding you. 589 00:20:08,721 --> 00:20:10,237 I'm a disgusting loser! 590 00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:11,561 Who are you talking to? 591 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,124 You don't need to be embarrassed. 592 00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:15,372 But you said, "Don't come crying to me" 593 00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:16,677 when it all turns to hell 594 00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:18,149 "and I have to pick up the pieces." 595 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,199 - You said that! - It's just what you say. 596 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:22,009 Of course I'm gonna pick up the pieces. 597 00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:23,234 What else would I do? 598 00:20:23,301 --> 00:20:24,510 You're my best friend. 599 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,668 And you're my best friend, damn it. Come on. 600 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:31,563 I'm better because I knew you. 601 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,995 Best friends forever. 602 00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:38,039 Yeah, Gloria's right. I... I hear it now. 603 00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:43,771 Manny, open the door. I know you're in there. 604 00:20:43,838 --> 00:20:45,652 Mom, what are you doing here? 605 00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:47,968 I know that you said that you wanted your space, 606 00:20:48,026 --> 00:20:50,590 but... it's so hard on me, okay? 607 00:20:50,661 --> 00:20:52,886 So I want a text message 608 00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:55,825 at the end of every day telling me that you're okay, 609 00:20:55,892 --> 00:20:58,461 and three times a week, a picture of your face 610 00:20:58,519 --> 00:20:59,765 so that I can look into your eyes 611 00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,066 and see if you're lying to me. 612 00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:02,748 Mother, we texted yesterday morning. 613 00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:04,511 No, we didn't. That was days ago. 614 00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:06,617 Yesterday, at 8:37 A.M., 615 00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,668 you asked if I got your care package and said, 616 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,441 "Don't tell Jay I gave you a sausage," 617 00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:12,160 then you accidentally hit voice memo 618 00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:14,460 and I heard you tell Stella to go in the yard and die. 619 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,551 I'm sorry. 620 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,058 I just miss you. 621 00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:25,995 I guess it's not so terrible 622 00:21:26,062 --> 00:21:27,972 if you stop on by every now and then. Sync corrections by srjanapala