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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Ah. [SIGHS]
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Listen to those birds.
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Mm.
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I love it out here. It's so peaceful.
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We should have done this months ago.
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- I'm gonna go for a run.
- Okay. Let's just make sure it's safe.
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- Okay.
- [WHISPERING] Okay, now! Go now!
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PHIL: Four days ago,
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Claire and I moved out
here to the driveway.
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The house exceeded maximum capacity
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when Alex moved back home.
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She quit her fancy job
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for something low-paying and ethical!
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Yay.
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Between her, Luke, Dylan,
Haley, and the twins,
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things have devolved into total chaos.
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[POUNDING ON DOOR] Alex! Open up!
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My hair is drying,
and I haven't put any product in yet.
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ALEX: [SCOFFS] Go use Dad's!
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Ugh! Can I get like
two minutes to myself?!
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PHIL: Oh, my God!
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- [BABIES CRYING]
- Hey!
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You woke up the babies, you idiot!
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- LUKE: [SIGHS]
- DYLAN: Haley!
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[SCOFFS] Great, now he's up.
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Darn it, Luke. That was my foot!
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Who made macaroni and
cheese and left it out?
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Sorry, Mrs. D. That was me and Luke.
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But in our defense, we were high
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- and got spooked by your German dishwasher.
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Well, now the entire kitchen
is covered with ants, and so am I.
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God, I got to take a shower.
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Well, good luck with that.
No more hot water.
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Yep! Gonna lose a toenail.
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There goes sandal season!
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♪♪
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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- [GASPS] Oh.
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MITCHELL: Do you love it?
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Oh, my God! You've gotten so much done.
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Well, I wanted to finish
it before the housewarming.
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It looks so good.
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Thank you! I swear it's this place.
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It... It makes me better at things.
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I... Yesterday, I threw my T-shirt
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at the laundry basket, yelled, "Money!"
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and it almost went in.
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It's been a weird and wonderful month.
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We adopted a baby boy.
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Yeah, and we moved into a new home,
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which we love so much,
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we named our son after our street.
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- Rexford.
- Rex Tucker-Pritchett.
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With a name like that,
he can be anything he wants...
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a quarterback, a running back,
a middle linebacker.
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Oh, he... he's got big feet.
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Maybe he could be a kicker.
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Why don't you believe in him, Mitchell?
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[SCOFFS] This is crazy!
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We're out of everything!
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Is that the last of the cereal?
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Oh, we haven't had cereal in days.
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This is formula over croutons.
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They're grrrrrross!
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Ooh, coffee dust.
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- Ew!
- Don't... Don't judge me!
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You've been wearing
bathing suits for underwear
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since the washing machine broke.
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I wish I had a clean bathing suit.
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I had to cut leg holes
into a shower cap.
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Do I have coffee in my teeth?
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- Mm.
- Arvin wants to meet
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before I sign the contract,
for some reason.
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Ooh.
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I bet I know the reason why.
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'Cause he wants to get with you.
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No, he does not.
He's about to be my boss.
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Which is why he wants
to talk before you sign.
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Nowadays,
you get in trouble for dating at work
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unless it's a pre-existing relationship.
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I know this because I
had to go to an HR thing
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thanks to some smoking-hot janitor
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who can't take a compliment. [SCOFFS]
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Married mother of two,
and you are insane.
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- Eh.
- Arvin doesn't see me that way.
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[SCOFFS]
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I mean, d-does he, do you think?
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Yes!
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He gets all nervous
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and yammery when he's around you.
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How do you still not know you're a babe?
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Well, I mean, you did call me
a frumpy nerd for 20 years.
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Well, I didn't stop because I got nicer.
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Who ate all the formula and croutons?
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Where are Mom and Dad? We need food.
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[SNIFFS] Wait. What's that smell?
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Phil!
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Bacon? They're gonna smell that.
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Oh, my God! I didn't think about that!
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Quick! Eat it!
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Ow! Worth it.
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Ow! Worth it.
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Hey! They have food!
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And coffee. Are you guys living in here?
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Mom, I need to borrow some underwear.
[SIGHS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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It's not my fault. I tried to stop him.
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Stop who? What happened?
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[GASPS]
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Ay, your hair! Where is it?!
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Dad took me to his barber.
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It was so cool!
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Have you heard of Playboy?
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- I'm going to kill him!
- It gets worse.
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He went rogue on Mitch and
Cam's housewarming gift.
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So, he didn't buy the coffee table book
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about Los Angeles through the decades?
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JAY: Check this out!
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- Oh, my God!
- [LAUGHS] See?
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You don't get that reaction
from a picture of a dusty guy
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picking oranges on Sunset Boulevard.
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That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
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But I like my hair!
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No, not you, sweetie. You're perfect.
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And no woman will ever deserve you.
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Hey, I don't know if you journal,
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but you might want to
dog-ear today's page
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for your future therapist.
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Jay, you can't be buying
home décor things for gays.
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Mitch and Cam are going
to hate this thing!
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No, they won't.
The guys are gonna love it.
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- Just like Joe loves his haircut.
- [SIGHS] Ay.
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Everybody's gonna
think that he has lice.
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I hope not.
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Bad hygiene is one of Miss September's
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three biggest turn-offs.
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[SIGHS]
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Mitchell!
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I love this house!
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Do you love it? Say you love it.
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I do. I love it.
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- I love the flow.
- Ah!
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I love the lights. I love the location.
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There... There's even a
karaoke room in the basement.
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[GASPS] So fun!
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The last time I had a hot
Mike in my basement...
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You know what? I'm gonna wait till
there are more people here.
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- Yeah.
- [REX FUSSING]
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Oh, oh, the baby's awake.
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Do... Do you want to meet him?
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I do.
I can ask him if he liked our gift.
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We never heard.
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[CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYS]
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- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- Hello?
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Mr. Tucker. It's Jim Alvarez.
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Athletic Director from the University
of North Central Missouri.
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Uh, yes, of course.
How... How can I help you?
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This is a bit of an awkward call.
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As you know, you were the runner-up
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for our head coaching job.
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Uh, yes, yes, and, uh, you know,
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Coach Ashley is a-a great guy,
great choice.
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No hard feelings.
[CHUCKLING] I actually...
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I sent him a bottle of
congratulatory scotch.
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- Well, he drank it.
- [SIGHS]
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Then he did a press conference
where he used some colorful language
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to address a female reporter
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and blamed some things on the Jews.
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Oh, my.
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The point is, uh,
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the job is yours, if you still want it.
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S... I'm... I'm sorry. W-What?
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I know this is coming at you fast,
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but I'll need an answer
by the end of the day,
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so talk it over with the mister
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and, uh, let me know.
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Um, uh, yes. O-Ok... Uh, yes.
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Okay, thank... thank you very...
thank you very much.
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[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
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[SIGHS]
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RONALDO: Look at him! He's perfect!
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MITCHELL: I know. I know.
It's all perfect.
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It's like the universe gave
me everything I wanted.
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[SIGHS, GROANS]
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[GLASSES CLINK]
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[GROANS]
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Okay, family meeting.
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Please. Sit down.
Dylan, please. Thank you.
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- [SIGHS]
- Now, um,
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this is gonna sound harsh.
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No... No parent
with half a heart wants to say this,
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- so, Claire?
- [SIGHS]
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Fine. I have no problem saying it.
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There are too many people
living in this house.
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- [POPPY AND GEORGE BABBLING]
- It's disgusting!
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I think there's something alive
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in the kitchen sink water.
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It's just Sinky.
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You didn't turn on the garbage disposal,
did you?
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O-Okay. W-We cannot live this way!
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One of you has to move out.
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- What?! That's not fair!
- Are you serious?!
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- Are you kidding me?! That's not okay!
- You can't just spring this on us!
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- I mean, how could you do that?
- I-I just took
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- a huge salary cut.
- It's so unfair!
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So it is really not a good time
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- for me to move.
- Me neither.
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I just took a leave of absence from work
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to spend more time with my family.
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Well, I have two babies and
a special needs husband.
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It's true. I have a medical condition
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that requires a room big
enough for a giant mattress.
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He sleep-wiggles.
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Look, if one of you doesn't volunteer,
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your mother's gonna
have to pick someone.
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Well, Haley's the oldest.
There's four of them.
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And honestly, it's only a matter of time
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before she gets pregnant again.
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- [SCOFFS]
- Especially since he's a wiggler.
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Whoa! We can say it.
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Well, Alex is the one that
has the most education.
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[SCOFFS] I shouldn't be
penalized for being smart.
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I'm not running for president.
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What about you?
Didn't you apply to college?
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Yeah, and I never heard back from them.
College is rude.
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Okay! You can figure this
out amongst the three of you
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as you clean up the house.
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We need a name by the end of the day.
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LUKE: Well, it's not gonna be me.
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I just can't imagine being
apart from my best friend.
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Nice try, Luke.
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[WHISPERING] Help me. It's working.
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Oh, come on.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]
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Hey, Cam. Look!
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Cam! Cam!
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Oh, s... I'm sorry.
My... My mind was elsewhere. [CHUCKLES]
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Our neighbor just dropped this off.
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So sweet! And... And guess what.
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- She's a pediatrician.
- Ohh!
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- I mean, how lucky is that?
- JOTHAM: Ohh!
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That's amazing!
Now you don't have to ugly up the house
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with baby-proofing.
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Don't ever have kids.
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There's champagne, there's truffles,
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- there's caviar.
- Ohh, city folk, huh?!
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I mean, whatever happened
to a basket of apples
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and a thoughtfully misspelled note?!
251
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I mean, huh? It's like...
252
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Alright, give us a tour,
253
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- and make sure it includes the bar.
- Yes!
254
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,849
Okay, so let's start down
in the karaoke room,
255
00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,559
and then we'll work our
way up to the master.
256
00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:40,646
Oh, sounds like my dream date!
257
00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,315
Sorry, I'm a single father.
I never get out.
258
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,775
Is this still how we talk?
259
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,735
Okay. No. Uh, alright. Right this way.
260
00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,612
Okay, I hope the big earthquake
that we're long overdue for
261
00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,572
doesn't hit while you're down there!
262
00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,325
You're being so negative.
263
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,827
- What is wrong with you?
- Okay, look, I have to tell someone,
264
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,497
but you cannot repeat it to anyone,
especially Mitchell!
265
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,582
- Oh.
- I just got offered
266
00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,626
the football job that
I wanted in Missouri.
267
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,794
But you just moved in!
268
00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,003
- I know.
- With a newborn!
269
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,964
- I know!
- And you were the one pushing for both!
270
00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,882
I don't need a recap! It's my crisis!
271
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We're here!
272
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,344
MITCHELL: Hey! Hey, guys!
273
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,513
Wow! Joe, nice haircut!
274
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,722
- See?
- See?
275
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,975
- I miss his old hair.
- STEFAN: It's cute.
276
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,310
He looks like Tom Cruise in
"A Few Good Men."
277
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,771
I wouldn't mind cruising a few good men.
278
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,566
Again, I'm sorry.
279
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,693
I spend all my time at kids'
birthday parties.
280
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,570
We're really probably
better than this now, right?
281
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,654
- Yeah.
- JAY: Anyways,
282
00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,406
we brought you a housewarming gift.
283
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,783
- Oh.
- Jay deserves all the credit.
284
00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,827
- Close your eyes.
- Maybe never open them.
285
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,082
- Ta-da!
- [ALL GASP]
286
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,334
He's an old-time barkeep.
Now, check it out.
287
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,670
He's a big guy, like Cam,
288
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,630
and he's got red hair, like you!
289
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,381
MITCHELL: Dad!
290
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,134
This is exactly what we needed...
a little whimsy!
291
00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,260
I love it!
292
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,971
No, you don't. Other gays, tell him.
293
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,140
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
294
00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,058
We're gonna have so
much fun with this guy.
295
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,810
We can throw a-an Uncle Sam hat on him
296
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,646
for the 4th of July,
a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving.
297
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,565
Or a rainbow wig for... for Pride.
298
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:09,318
Well, it's a piece of art.
I don't think you want to make it silly.
299
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,111
So, does this, uh,
big fella have a name?
300
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:14,865
Sure does. Since he's a combo
of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch.
301
00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,408
- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh, yeah!
302
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,203
Yes, he is! Dad, it's perfect!
303
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,871
Great. Now Mitchell's even happier.
304
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,748
I'm gonna die in this house.
305
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,628
- Hi.
- Alex. Hi.
306
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,963
Come in. Have a seat. [CHUCKLES]
307
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,381
So, um...
308
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,509
So, I guess I'll just get right into it.
309
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,052
I-I didn't see this coming
310
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,595
when I asked you to work with me,
311
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,222
- and I guess I'm sort of afraid...
- [ITEMS CLATTER]
312
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,599
...how you... how...
how you might react,
313
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,268
which, uh, explains why
I'm acting so awkwardly
314
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,437
and why this sentence won't seem to end,
315
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,814
which is so delightful
when Hugh Grant does it,
316
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:48,899
but I just sound like a raving...
317
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,859
- Let me stop you.
- Please do.
318
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,738
I think I know what
you're trying to say.
319
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:59,701
Uh, it appears there's some
romantic tension between us,
320
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,745
and you're afraid that
once I sign my contract,
321
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,372
we won't be able to act on it.
322
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,624
Uh... actually,
323
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,000
I was... I was just going to tell you
324
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,837
that our project has been
moved to Switzerland.
325
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:12,631
Damn it, Haley!
326
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,925
Well, [SCOFFS] then why
were you hemming and hawing
327
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,553
and bringing up Hugh Grant, which
takes every girl right to rom-com?!
328
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,805
Well, I was afraid that you
wouldn't want to move so far.
329
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:23,225
And... And... And...
And [SIGHS] you know, I feel responsible
330
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,726
for you quitting your job.
331
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,479
Forget what I said!
So, uh, Switzerland, huh?
332
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,065
- Do they pay for housing?
- Um, actually, yeah.
333
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:33,402
Perfect. Perfect.
That solves a big problem for me.
334
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,612
Yep. Count me in. See ya at the airport.
335
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,905
- Oh, hold on!
- Ohh!
336
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,115
Um, it seems like there's something
337
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,575
that we should circle back to.
338
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,701
No, no, no. I'm fine.
339
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,369
Alex, I've never c-considered
340
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,329
a romantic relationship with you.
341
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,915
- Oh, great. Let's relive it.
- I mean, I'm so much older.
342
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,375
I-I-I dated your sister.
343
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,377
All good reasons.
I'm at a meter, so I'm just...
344
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:53,172
But if it's something
that isn't completely
345
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,007
out of the realm of possibility for you,
346
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,884
then I'd be lying if I said
347
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,303
it was out of the realm
of possibility for me.
348
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,099
- Oh. Okay.
- So, let's go back.
349
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,894
You're saying that if we had
a pre-existing relationship,
350
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,063
or rather, a relationship that
existed in a quantum state,
351
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,690
like two entangled particles...
352
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,525
You don't have to dumb it down, but...
353
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,736
but, yes,
354
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,905
we'd be good to go, legally speaking.
355
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,823
Huh.
356
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,993
Well, then, maybe
we should create evidence now
357
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,787
of a relationship that may
or may not happen later?
358
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,372
What kind of evidence?
359
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:31,376
I suppose we could exchange saucy texts.
360
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,878
- Seems logical.
- Yeah?
361
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,547
Okay.
362
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,132
[CELLPHONE CLICKING]
363
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,467
[CELLPHONE SWISHES]
364
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,177
[ALERT CHIMES]
365
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,762
"You look beautiful today"?
366
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,889
- Is that too much?
- No! No, no, no.
367
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,557
I... But... But maybe
delete mine, or just read it...
368
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,434
Oh, my God!
369
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,645
You're so much better at this than I am!
370
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,063
[WHISPERING] Didn't have to send that.
371
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,981
Maybe we should take a photo, you know?
372
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,566
Proof that we were together?
373
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,735
[NORMAL VOICE] Uh,
maybe a kiss on the cheek?
374
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,737
Yeah. How provocative.
375
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,531
- Yeah! [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES] Okay.
376
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,032
Um, uh,
377
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,785
and one, two, three. Mwah.
378
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:05,661
- Oh, God!
- Oh. Oh! Oh!
379
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,787
- Good God! I'm so sorry.
- Oh!
380
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,704
I-I-I thought my...
my lips and your cheek.
381
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,956
No, I-I thought you meant your cheek.
382
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,916
- No!
- Wow! Oh! Okay.
383
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,209
- Well, that... that... We have it.
- Yeah.
384
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,752
- We have it, and that's super important.
- Well done, us!
385
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,712
Oh, good God. Oh, just great.
386
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,923
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
387
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,675
- Hello, you two!
- Hi!
388
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,469
- How about a little quiche?
- Oh! How European.
389
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,179
Mwah. Mwah.
390
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,098
Oh, Ronaldo, what's your secret?
391
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,892
Mm, Cam got offered that
coaching job in Missouri,
392
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,853
and Pepper got his eighth face lift.
393
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,271
- What?!
- [SIGHS] I know.
394
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,480
We don't buy soup anymore
395
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,482
because he can't close
his mouth all the way.
396
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,526
Cam! You got the job!
397
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,403
- And you're moving.
- Damn it, Ronaldo.
398
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,989
Apparently, Pepper's not the only
one who can't keep his mouth closed.
399
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,199
Go. Serve your little apps.
400
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,826
[SIGHS]
401
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,160
I can't believe this.
402
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,205
Okay, don't panic.
I'm... I'm gonna turn it down.
403
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,374
Oh, really?
But it's what you've always wanted.
404
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,084
I know, but Mitchell, he's...
405
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,128
- [LAUGHTER]
- I've never seen him so happy.
406
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,129
And I can't ruin that.
407
00:13:57,171 --> 00:14:00,215
I'm... I'm not even gonna
tell him I got the offer.
408
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,884
Well, look, I-I am not a fan
409
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,177
of the idea of you guys leaving,
410
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,511
but if you don't tell Mitchell,
411
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,888
you're gonna end up resenting him.
412
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,015
No, that's... that's not how I'm built.
413
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,809
I make decisions,
move forward, don't look back.
414
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:11,852
No regrets.
415
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,228
- [GLASS CLINKS]
- MITCHELL: Hey, everyone?
416
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,230
Um, I just want
to thank you all for coming
417
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,690
to see our new home
418
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,651
and meet our precious
new roommate, Rexford.
419
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,402
[LAUGHTER]
420
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,655
And, uh, I also want to thank
my wonderful husband, Cam,
421
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,824
who really led the charge and
made all of this possible.
422
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,243
I-I couldn't be happier right now,
423
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,329
and it's all because of him.
424
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,248
Now, if I could just get him to
give up hogging the covers, huh?
425
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,792
[LAUGHTER]
426
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,461
'Cause I haven't given
up enough for you!
427
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,463
[ALL GASP]
428
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,298
This is so embarrassing.
429
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,092
I just realized Ronaldo
was offering me quiche.
430
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:50,557
So, y-you were never gonna tell
me you got offered the job?
431
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,351
It's just that you seemed so happy,
432
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,436
and I couldn't ask you to give that up.
433
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,938
Cam, you've been wanting to move closer
434
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,189
to your family for years,
435
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,566
and... and this is your dream job.
436
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,526
No.
437
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,153
No. T-This is my chance
to be there for you.
438
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,321
Are you sure?
439
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,824
Look, I-I don't care where we live,
440
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,576
as... as long
as you're there by my side.
441
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:10,452
Always.
442
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:13,247
- Aww! - Aww!
- Aww! - Aww!
443
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,625
Alright, now let's celebrate
with some champagne!
444
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,793
Yeah!
445
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,463
Mitchell. Mitchell. That was beautiful.
446
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,631
Well, everyone was looking at me.
447
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,550
What the [BLEEP] was I supposed to say?
448
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,055
[DOOR CLOSES]
449
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,058
How are you feeling?
450
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,811
Uh, it's gonna be weird without
them being here all the time.
451
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,020
Plus, they got the new kid.
452
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,438
- Hmm.
- Poor guy's gonna grow up
453
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,690
with those Missouri closets,
454
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,275
- thinking that's normal.
- [LIQUID POURS]
455
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,361
It was sweet how Mitch
didn't have to think twice about going.
456
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:48,198
Well, it's like he said,
it's his turn to support Cam.
457
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,825
Almost the same thing
I'm trying to do for you,
458
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,410
except I'm pissing you off.
459
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,912
Because you won't do anything
the way that I would do it!
460
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,539
I don't see anyone else complaining.
461
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,958
That's the worst part...
that nobody needs me.
462
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,212
It's 2020. I shouldn't be
losing jobs to an old white man.
463
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,548
[SNIFFLES]
464
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,841
When Manny gets homesick,
465
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,843
who do you think he's gonna call?
466
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:11,013
When Joe has a nightmare,
who does he want?
467
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,306
And when I'm sitting here
468
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,057
already sad about Mitchell leaving,
469
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,560
who do you think I want
to walk into this room?
470
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,562
- Me?
- Of course!
471
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,272
And I think I know what's going on here.
472
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,983
You're feeling guilty
about working. Don't.
473
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,861
Do you think I ever felt guilty working
474
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,613
while you held down the fort here?
475
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,781
- You sure didn't.
- No, and now it's time
476
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,326
for you to go out into the world
and crush it.
477
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,869
While you hold down the fort
478
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:34,995
and look pretty?
479
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,080
Well, I'm not just a sex object.
480
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,499
I have other gifts.
481
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,834
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
482
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,002
[SIGHS]
483
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,046
- That was a crazy day.
- Yeah.
484
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,048
I think I'm gonna be
up for a while tonight.
485
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,549
You want to buckle yourself into bed
486
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,510
and I'll drive you around
till you fall asleep?
487
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,886
[LAUGHS]
488
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:55,724
You know, I-I don't want
to sleep in the driveway.
489
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,185
I don't. I want to sleep in our house,
490
00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,521
with our kids... all of them.
491
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,064
[SIGHS]
492
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,941
With what's going on
with Mitchell and Cam,
493
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,360
I just feel like we're losing
enough family as it is.
494
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,986
It's funny.
495
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,197
- I was feeling that, too.
- Mm.
496
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:12,324
- You came down so hard on them earlier.
- Mm.
497
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,576
- I'll go give 'em the good news.
- Like hell you will!
498
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:15,744
[GRUNTS]
499
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,122
- Hey! - Hi!
- Oh, good. You're home.
500
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,249
Yeah. Are your brother and sister here?
501
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:21,625
I want to talk about this
whole living situation.
502
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,044
- Yeah.
- Actually, problem solved.
503
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,462
- What?
- I'm moving to Switzerland.
504
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:27,840
- What?
- They're transferring my research team there.
505
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,508
I get housing and everything.
506
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,260
So you're good.
507
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,970
Like, hot chocolate Switzerland?
508
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:33,720
HALEY: Oh, hey!
509
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,348
- Did you tell them our news?
- Uh, just mine.
510
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,100
Dylan and I are moving out, too.
511
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,060
- Oh.
- Oh, but you don't have to!
512
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,979
Well, we want to. You guys are right.
513
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,522
It's time for us to go.
514
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,358
We did the math, and we realized
we had a million dollars.
515
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,109
[CHUCKLES]
516
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,361
Then we had Alex check the math,
and turns out we don't,
517
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,363
but we do have enough
for a cute apartment.
518
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,031
DYLAN:
Now that they don't test on animals,
519
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,368
I've made extra money doing
clinical trials at work.
520
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,328
The hours are long,
but the mazes are fun.
521
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,538
[DOOR OPENS]
522
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,081
Sweet. You're all here.
523
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,958
Everyone can relax.
I'll be the one who goes.
524
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,251
- Oh.
- Oh, no, no, Luke.
525
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,127
- It's okay.
- No, no, no, no.
526
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,545
I lied before.
527
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:07,880
I actually did hear back
528
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,882
from the University of Oregon.
529
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,091
I got in.
530
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,593
- Oh, honey!
- Amazing!
531
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,510
That's wonderful!
532
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,344
- [LAUGHS]
- We're so proud of you!
533
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,181
- That's amazing, Luke!
- Yeah. Congrats.
534
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,935
Wait. You're... You're all moving out?
535
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,437
Really? We are?
536
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,564
- Yeah.
- Weird.
537
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,107
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
538
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,151
Oh! It's Arvin.
539
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,153
Sorry, I've got to respond to it.
540
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:34,114
It's a work thing. [SIGHS]
541
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,283
I've got to get ready. I've got a date.
542
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,576
[BABIES CRYING]
543
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,620
Oh, there they are.
544
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,538
Bet you're not gonna miss that.
545
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,290
- [DOOR OPENS]
- ALEX: Oh! Luke, I'm in here!
546
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,334
- LUKE: What are you doing?!
- Oh, get out!
547
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,002
[DOOR SLAMS]
548
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,214
[BABIES CRYING]
549
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,508
I am gonna miss this.
550
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,926
[SNIFFLES]
551
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,177
Me too.
552
00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,307
Hey. Everybody's gone.
553
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,142
Look. [SIGHS]
554
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,853
I haven't called the college yet.
555
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,396
I wanted to talk to you first.
556
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,358
I know you were being generous
up there, and...
557
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,194
You know me. I-I can be happy anywhere.
558
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,820
No, seriously.
559
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,657
After some time,
I-I'll forget all about this place.
560
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,076
We named our son after the street.
561
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,537
So we'll just change his
name to the new street.
562
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,288
The coach's house is at the intersection
563
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,249
of Route 13 and Burnt Corn Lane.
564
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,125
Dear God, what are we doing?
565
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,044
I-I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna fit in.
566
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,005
- [SIGHS]
- W-What if no one likes me? What if I can't find a job?
567
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,382
Are there... Are there lattes?
568
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,384
A-Are there art house theaters?
Well, what if... what if I never see
569
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,845
a black-and-white movie or...
or a black-and-white couple?
570
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,514
Hey. Where are we on this move?
571
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,723
Well, that's what Daddy and I
572
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,267
are talking about right now, sweetie.
573
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,769
'Cause I have a major
project due on Tuesday,
574
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,396
and I'm not saying I haven't started it,
575
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,189
but if you asked to see
what I've done so far,
576
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,024
there wouldn't be anything.
577
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,901
We're going.
578
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,070
A-Are you sure?
579
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,905
I-I'm gonna need a
little time to adjust,
580
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,241
but we... we are going.
581
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,535
Are you okay with that?
582
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,662
Totally. I'll reinvent myself.
583
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:04,788
I'm gonna dye my hair blue
584
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,623
and carry around an
emotional support pig.
585
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,625
Aww! I kn... I know just the pig!
586
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,877
Cam, well, call the college.
587
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,378
Okay! I just want this
to be the right thing.
588
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,880
If... If this ends up
hurting the family,
589
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,548
- I would never forgive myself.
- No, no.
590
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,717
We're stronger than that, okay?
We're gonna be fine.
591
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,135
- [VOICE BREAKING] Yeah.
- ["ENDLESS LOVE" PLAYS]
592
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,344
Not... Not now, Lily.
593
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,471
You guys are gonna end up singing.
Just get to it.
594
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,848
Excuse me, young lady.
595
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,434
We're... We're having a-a
serious conversation here, okay?
596
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,769
Do not reduce us to a
couple stereotypical...
597
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,897
♪ My love ♪
598
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:36,778
♪ There's only you in my li-ife ♪
599
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,407
♪ The only thing that's bright ♪
600
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,116
Now you.
601
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,452
Why do I always have to
sing the female part?
602
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:46,872
[HIGH-PITCHED] ♪ My first love ♪
603
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:51,460
♪ You're every breath that I take ♪
604
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,045
I didn't think this through.
605
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:57,007
♪ You're every step I make ♪
606
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,343
I do not like being the
first person at a party.
607
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,719
Uh, oh, actually, you're the last one.
608
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:01,845
Yeah, Sal, everybody's gone.
609
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,013
What?! Boo!
610
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,307
Gays used to be so fun, before kids.
611
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,226
Come on! Let's do shots!
612
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,895
You know this house is only
a block from my new place.
613
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,772
- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- Well, it's not "mine,"
614
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:12,773
but I get to stay there for free
615
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,567
'cause I let the guy who
owns it watch me on webcams.
616
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,777
[GASPS] Aah!
617
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,655
I'm gonna be coming over all the time!
618
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,781
Yay! [CHUCKLES]
619
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,952
And, um, Happy Face Emoji here
can babysit my dogs and kid.
620
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,371
And you guys cook, right?
621
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:29,039
Ahh, 'cause my gummy's kicking in.
622
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:31,041
- Actually, I'm feeling better about the move already.
- Good.
623
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,337
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Oh! Uh, Cam, our car's here.
624
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,130
[VOICE BREAKING] Oh.
So, this is really it?
625
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,383
CAMERON:
We are gonna miss you all so much.
626
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,509
And, here, I want you to read this,
627
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,094
but not until after I leave.
628
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,679
It's gonna make me cry, isn't it,
629
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:47,391
- you beautiful, corn-fed son of a bitch?
- [SOBS]
630
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:48,976
You guys are gonna visit, right?
631
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,644
Of course.
And you all are gonna visit us.
632
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:51,937
It's just a couple quick flights
633
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,772
and a short Goober
ride from the airport.
634
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,816
- Did he just say...
- Wait, isn't Grandpa coming?
635
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:56,984
He said goodbye last night.
636
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,652
- You know how he hates these things.
- GLORIA: Yeah.
637
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,487
I can't believe I'm losing
my old skating partner.
638
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:02,489
Well, whenever you look
at our old trophy,
639
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:04,867
just remember what a good team
we were, huh?
640
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,451
I said I wasn't gonna cry.
641
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,163
- And you're not.
- Yeah. It's called strength.
642
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,124
- [GASPS]
- JOE: He came!
643
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,542
- [FAMILY "AWW" S] - PHIL: Hey!
- I couldn't miss this.
644
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,127
My baby boy is going away.
645
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,461
- Oh, Dad.
- CAMERON: Oh, Jay, don't hate me
646
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,130
because your son's leaving.
647
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,590
Both my sons are leaving.
648
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,968
- MITCHELL: Aww.
- [VOICE BREAKING] Oh, Jay! Jay!
649
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,012
- CLAIRE: Oh, my God.
- Oh, get in here. Get in here. Get in here.
650
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:27,472
JAY: A lot can happen to
a family over the years.
651
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,099
- New additions...
- Hi. - [COOING]
652
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,476
- Get that!
- Manny, go!
653
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,519
...new struggles.
654
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:33,687
Give me a second.
655
00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:35,230
You don't always mark the moments,
656
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,608
because you're too busy
taking care of life.
657
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,942
Best you can do sometimes
658
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,195
is remind yourself to
cherish every single...
659
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,738
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Oh. [SNIFFLES]
660
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,198
There's a tornado warning in Missouri.
661
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,949
Uh, our flight's delayed
two hours, so...
662
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:46,992
- Oh.
- Oh. - Oh.
663
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,202
[ALL MURMURING]
664
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,620
- Uh, yeah.
- [DOOR OPENS]
665
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:50,787
[SIGHS]
666
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,081
You guys remembered my birthday!
667
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,333
[LAUGHS]
668
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,294
TOGETHER: Surprise.
669
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:59,505
It's nice we have this
extra time together,
670
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,423
thanks to that lucky tornado.
671
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,925
It hit an elementary school, Phil.
672
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,218
Well, no kids were there.
673
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,136
It's opening day of
squirrel-hunting season.
674
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:09,264
Jay, do you want to come
and join your family?
675
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:12,601
Jay! He's been like this a lot lately...
676
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,311
in his own world.
677
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,437
Well, it's a tough time.
678
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:17,022
Mitch and Cam leaving,
679
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,315
Manny heading out next week,
680
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,984
plus I'm missing his birthday
for a tumbling congress in the desert.
681
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,403
You've probably heard of it.
Turning Man?
682
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:25,030
And don't forget that Joe and I
683
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,324
are leaving to Colombia
for the whole summer.
684
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,660
- How's that gonna be for Jay?
- Rough.
685
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:30,953
If you drive past my house
686
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,663
and see me sock-sliding past the window
687
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:33,956
with a scotch in my hand,
688
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,499
that's just how I deal with grief.
689
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,251
Not to, uh, rush this,
690
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,711
but we are very behind on
packing for our new place.
691
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:41,922
You know, we still need to
box up all the baby stuff,
692
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:43,632
- our linens, our book.
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
693
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:44,842
Well, don't stress out too much.
694
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,260
- The... The car is here.
- Okay.
695
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,970
- CLAIRE: Oh.
- PHIL: So [SIGHS]
696
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,513
this is goodbye again.
697
00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:50,514
MITCHELL: [SIGHS] Yeah.
698
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:53,141
It's gonna take a minute
to ramp back up to all the emotion...
699
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,184
[VOICE BREAKING] I'm there.
700
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,936
- [FAMILY "AWW" S]
- Get in here. Get in here.
701
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,855
- Yes.
- MITCHELL: Come on.
702
00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,731
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Sorry. One second. One second.
703
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,400
- I need my arm.
- Oh.
704
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,569
Huh. Flood warnings this time.
705
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,280
Oh, and a swarm of locusts has
been spotted in the flight path.
706
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,615
What part of the Old
Testament are we moving to?
707
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,908
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
708
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,869
Is it alive?
709
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,078
No.
710
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,997
Is it scissors?
711
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,123
Sure.
712
00:24:16,165 --> 00:24:18,083
No, but you said
it was heavier than a piano!
713
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,085
I just want this to be over.
714
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,254
- Can we be done with games?
- Yes.
715
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,839
- [FAMILY MURMURS IN AGREEMENT]
- Yeah, we're done.
716
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,257
Your Earl Grey.
717
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,092
Oh, thank you.
718
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,510
[SLURPS] Ugh!
719
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:29,845
Is there vinegar in here?
720
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:32,139
Congratulations. You're dead!
721
00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:35,684
Never take a drink if you
haven't watched it be made.
722
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,895
Uh, he saw this special called
"You Cruise, You Lose,"
723
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,564
and he's convinced something bad
is going to happen to me on my trip.
724
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,150
If this had been the real thing,
you'd be on a container ship
725
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,777
halfway to the slave markets in Tripoli.
726
00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:47,779
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Oh, our car's a minute away.
727
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:48,572
- Okay.
- Alright.
728
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:51,533
Goodbyes Part 3. And please, no hugs.
729
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:52,910
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Lay off my linen suit.
730
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,912
It's already as wrinkled
as my favorite pig
731
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,288
when she lost all that weight.
732
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,707
Oh, c-can we take one last
picture by the staircase?
733
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,210
Oh, great idea.
I just don't think you have the time.
734
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,045
Alright, no gushiness.
You know the drill.
735
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,671
Love, kiss, hug,
"See ya at Thanksgiving."
736
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,965
- Okay.
- Love, kiss, hug, "See ya at Thanksgiving."
737
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,301
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
738
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,261
- Do not look back.
- Yeah, good idea.
739
00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:12,804
You know,
I don't think I could take the sight
740
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,265
of their tear-streaked faces
pressed against the glass.
741
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:16,934
In many ways, it's easier for us.
742
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,227
I mean, we're off to a new adventure,
743
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,395
and they're stuck
in the same dull, mirthless...
744
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,814
FAMILY MEMBERS: Cheese!
745
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,150
You're taking a family
picture without us?!
746
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,027
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
747
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:30,656
- Okay, well, you have made leaving a lot easier...
- [SIGHS]
748
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,533
...because, clearly,
what this family needs
749
00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:33,909
- is some time apart.
- Uh-huh.
750
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,244
- Let's...
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
751
00:25:35,828 --> 00:25:36,578
Uh-oh.
752
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,997
Did any of us really not think
that was gonna happen?
753
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,833
- Hail this time.
- [SIGHS]
754
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,043
Okay, Mitchell,
now that we have this moment,
755
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,254
I'm pretty sure you
have the skating trophy.
756
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,714
Um, I recently packed up
my entire house twice.
757
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,008
I think I would notice my
only sports trophy, Claire.
758
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,844
- Well, I haven't packed up my house at all...
- I don't have the trophy!
759
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:52,469
- ...and I know that I don't have it.
- Stop!
760
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,012
Neither of you has it.
761
00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:56,723
You argued endlessly about
which room it was going into
762
00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:00,060
until your mother grabbed it
and donated it back to the skating rink.
763
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,770
- Ohh.
- Ohh.
764
00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:05,107
Okay, well,
now our only option is the 9:00 p.m.
765
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,985
Fortunately,
it's a direct flight into Kansas City
766
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,279
and then just a short hop on HamTrak,
so...
767
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,864
- Did you just say "Ham"...
- JAY: Fine.
768
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,283
Everybody get on with their day.
We'll meet back here later.
769
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,326
- Okay.
- Well, we got to pack.
770
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:19,621
Oh, we love our new place, by the way.
771
00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:20,831
Thanks again for putting in
772
00:26:20,831 --> 00:26:22,416
a good word for us with the owner.
773
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:23,959
Yeah, he just needed some reassurance,
774
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,169
considering most of Dylan's money
775
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,045
is tied up in Dave &
Buster's gift cards.
776
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,464
- Mm.
- Safer than banks.
777
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,425
So, just because I'm curious...
778
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,427
Yeah, it's a livestock train,
but people ride it, too.
779
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,888
But don't worry,
we're in first class with the show hogs.
780
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,973
[CHUCKLES]
781
00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,852
Mitchell,
we skated our little hearts out
782
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,437
to "Hungry Like the Wolf"
for this thing.
783
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,480
I'm taking it. Damn it, it's locked.
784
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,316
You brought me here to steal?!
785
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:50,027
I can't go to jail.
I am a gay prosecutor.
786
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,528
There's no prison gangs for that.
787
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,280
Relax. Just keep an eye out.
788
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,073
W-What are you doing?
You... You know how to pick a lock?
789
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,783
Luke's always getting
locked into something.
790
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,036
Between that and trying to
break into Haley's diary,
791
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,370
I'm kind of a pro.
792
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,247
By the way,
thanks for getting her on birth control.
793
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,624
Oh, yeah, what are uncles for?
794
00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:06,084
Oh, security. Be cool.
795
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,836
Hi.
796
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:10,839
How many nights did we spend
in these exact same positions?
797
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,799
Me doing homework by flashlight,
798
00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:15,594
and you inventing new
illnesses to get out of P.E.
799
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:17,888
Oh, yeah! Remember when I had frumbles?
800
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,723
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- [GASPS]
801
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,099
How about when Luke
would have nightmares
802
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,559
and drag his sleeping bag in here?
803
00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:24,144
- [SIGHING] Oh.
- We'd wait till he fell asleep,
804
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:25,979
light candles, put on devil masks,
805
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,439
- and wake him up.
- [LAUGHS]
806
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,691
He still can't form
long-term attachments.
807
00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:30,901
- [LAUGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
808
00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:35,697
Couldn't have been easy
having us as big sisters.
809
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:36,907
So...
810
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:39,493
maybe before we all move out,
811
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,995
we should mess with him
one last time, right?
812
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:42,955
Oh, yeah.
813
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,039
It was 2005,
814
00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:46,166
and we desperately wanted a dog.
815
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,876
So we made a video to
convince our parents
816
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,003
that we could be responsible dog owners.
817
00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:53,215
The dog, of course,
was played by a 6-year-old Luke.
818
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,008
- [CHUCKLES]
- He'd already had ringworm that summer,
819
00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:57,344
so he had an entryway into the role.
820
00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:00,055
Luke!
821
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,392
Okay. Okay. Get up here.
822
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:04,601
- Okay.
- Okay, alright.
823
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:06,770
- [BOTH GASP]
- HALEY: What was that?
824
00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:09,565
- Oh, my God! The Woofie tape!
- Oh, no! Oh!
825
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,817
You cracked it. Mom's gonna go insane!
826
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,735
- [SIGHS]
- She watches it every year on Mother's Day!
827
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,904
- This is bad. This is bad. This is bad!
- Oh.
828
00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:18,115
- What should we do?
- This probably won't work,
829
00:28:18,157 --> 00:28:19,575
- but...
- Say it!
830
00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:22,452
- We could re-create it with you as the dog again...
- Mm.
831
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:26,039
...as a sweet gesture to
make up for what you've done.
832
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,709
- There.
- [SIGHS]
833
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,545
Wait a minute.
834
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:34,631
The Woofie ears just happen to be here?
835
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:37,259
I must be the luckiest bastard alive.
836
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:38,594
Let's do this.
837
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:39,928
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
838
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,972
- So, Missouri, huh?
- Yeah.
839
00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:44,057
- You know, I'm... I'm actually feeling pretty good about it.
- Uh-huh.
840
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,351
There are a lot of really great
career opportunities there.
841
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,313
And with my experience,
I could become a judge.
842
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,481
And we're clear. Hmm.
843
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,400
It's a pretty exciting time for you,
too, huh?
844
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:54,776
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah? Big new job
845
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,904
at that storage-and-container company...
846
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,155
- Yeah.
- ...kids moving out.
847
00:28:58,197 --> 00:28:59,198
They're not.
848
00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,157
But I thought that they...
849
00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:02,075
- They're not.
- Oh! Okay.
850
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,327
Haven't even started the job yet,
851
00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:04,620
and you're already compartmentalizing.
852
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,163
And you're already judging.
853
00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:07,414
This isn't working.
854
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:08,916
Hey, let's just forget it. Come on.
855
00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:11,084
- [SIGHS]
- Oh. Oh, my God.
856
00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:12,419
The claw machine.
857
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,212
- Oh.
- Come on!
858
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,922
Remember how we killed at that?
859
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:18,383
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You on the claw, me scouting from the side?
860
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,302
- Aww.
- Wait a minute.
861
00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:21,428
- Give me a boost.
- What?
862
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,514
- Yeah, give me a boost.
- What are you doing? What are you doing?
863
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,974
Okay, alright. This is our chance.
864
00:29:26,058 --> 00:29:27,392
Okay. Now go down, down.
865
00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:29,895
We got to go forward.
And d-down more. Down more.
866
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:30,979
- Claw. Claw it.
- Claw. Clawing.
867
00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:32,064
- Clawing, claw.
- Okay, don't get cocky.
868
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:33,649
That's how we lost the Garfield bank.
869
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:34,942
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
870
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,276
- I got it! I got it! I got it!
- You almost have it.
871
00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:37,444
- Got it! I got it. I got it.
- You have it! Yes! That's us! Okay.
872
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:39,112
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
873
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:40,572
- Alright. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- We got it.
874
00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:42,699
Okay, don't worry.
This time, we'll share it.
875
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:43,867
But I get it first.
876
00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,328
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God. That was so fun!
877
00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,414
- Oh, I never do stuff like this with anybody but you.
- [SIGHS]
878
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,542
Well, also because
I'm an adult with ethics.
879
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,585
- [CHUCKLES]
- We make a great team.
880
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,671
Oh, my God. It just hit me.
881
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,339
This might be the last time that we...
882
00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:00,050
No, no, no. No, no.
We already said goodbye twice.
883
00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,552
- Keep it light.
- It's just that some
884
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,136
of my best memories
are of you and me here.
885
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,263
That... There, that's it. I'm done.
886
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:07,641
Would you say... you're hungry for more?
887
00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:10,644
Hungry like...
888
00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:13,939
♪ Dark in the city, night is a wire ♪
889
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,691
- Ha!
- Ha!
890
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:17,860
♪ In touch with the ground ♪
891
00:30:17,943 --> 00:30:20,988
♪ I'm on the hunt, I'm after you ♪
892
00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:23,282
- This is more sexual than I remember it being.
- Yeah.
893
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,491
♪ Scent and a sound,
I'm lost and I'm found ♪
894
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,785
I'm starting to think we
won for the wrong reasons.
895
00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,580
- ♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪
- [BOTH HOWL]
896
00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:31,248
That's it.
897
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:34,418
We're finally out of my hot sauce.
898
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,837
Jay, are you hungry?
899
00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:38,630
Jay?
900
00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:39,840
What's wrong with him?
901
00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:42,509
Is everything gonna be okay, Mommy?
902
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:44,595
You're scaring us.
903
00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:46,013
Oh, it's okay, buddy.
904
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:47,347
Jay is just going through
something right...
905
00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:48,432
Idiot!
906
00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:50,017
I hope you like dancing for coins
907
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,977
on the streets of Calcutta.
908
00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:54,605
JAY:
I found more hot sauce in the garage.
909
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:56,899
Muy caliente.
910
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,318
Oof! I almost gave it away, there.
911
00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:02,362
I got a big surprise
for Gloria in the works.
912
00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,239
I'm learning Spanish.
913
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,533
Every chance I get, I pop my earbuds in,
914
00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:07,951
learn a few lessons.
915
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:11,205
Jay, do you want to come
and join your family?
916
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:13,207
[MAN SPEAKS SPANISH]
917
00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,042
JAY: Program's even got a cool feature.
918
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,336
Any phrase I want to learn,
I just say it in English,
919
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,463
and it spits it right
back at me in Español.
920
00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:21,256
I'm sorry, I mean "Spanish."
921
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:23,091
I go back and forth
without even noticing.
922
00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:24,343
Loco!
923
00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:25,761
[DOORBELL RINGS]
924
00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,429
Hey, you're sure now's not a bad time
925
00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:28,514
to borrow your garment steamer?
926
00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,933
Of course not.
And this thing's a marvel.
927
00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:34,603
Who knew George Foreman had one
more in him after his grill?
928
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,313
- Phil.
- Hey.
929
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,689
I'm so glad that you're here.
930
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:40,692
Do you remember that little problem
that I told you I had?
931
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,653
Everyone has dreams like that.
932
00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:45,280
The Japanese have a whole
genre of comic books about it.
933
00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:46,907
No, no, no. It's about Jay.
934
00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:48,826
I don't know if he's losing his hearing
935
00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,245
or he's depressed or what.
936
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:53,914
Probably he's ashamed
to talk to me, but...
937
00:31:53,956 --> 00:31:56,959
But not to his best friend. Say no more.
938
00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,545
I just need you to fill
a spaghetti pot with water and boil it.
939
00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:00,712
How is that gonna help?
940
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,172
Oh, it's a backup for Cam's suit.
941
00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:03,757
I lost all confidence in George Foreman
942
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:06,844
after his teeth-whitening
system burned my gums.
943
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,304
Table for two, please.
944
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,099
Are you my waiter?
945
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:15,936
Hey, Jay. How you doing?
946
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:18,397
This isn't what I wanted.
947
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,399
I know you might be
feeling a little down
948
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:21,692
with everybody leaving,
949
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,485
but it's not the end
of the world, right?
950
00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:25,279
I'm finished here.
951
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,657
Hey, don't you talk like that.
952
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:30,450
Could I please have a spoon?
953
00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:33,120
Wh...
954
00:32:33,162 --> 00:32:34,746
Whatever you need...
955
00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:36,165
buddy.
956
00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,003
- Ahh.
- Whoa!
957
00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,337
- What?!
- What the hell are you doing?!
958
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:44,339
What?! I thought that's what you wanted!
959
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:45,924
- What, to spoon with me?!
- Yes.
960
00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,177
Slightly out of character, yes,
but it's an emotional time!
961
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:49,678
Everything's changing! I'm...
962
00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:52,347
- I was worried about you.
- I'm fine, Phil.
963
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:54,349
And I'm changing, too.
964
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:57,436
I'm learning Spanish to surprise Gloria!
965
00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:59,563
Of course.
966
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:00,689
[INHALES DEEPLY]
967
00:33:00,731 --> 00:33:02,733
Well, then, having added
968
00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:04,776
yet another embarrassing incident
969
00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:07,571
to our storied history,
I will slink out.
970
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,867
Hey.
971
00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:14,244
Today can't be easy for you either.
972
00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:17,664
And I appreciate you're worried
about me, but...
973
00:33:17,915 --> 00:33:20,042
maybe start thinking...
974
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,127
what you want your next chapter to be.
975
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,255
Thanks, Jay.
976
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:31,053
[STEAMER HISSING]
977
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:32,513
Oh, uh, Gloria? Gloria?
978
00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:34,473
I noticed your mascara was still intact,
979
00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:37,226
so I assume you haven't had
a chance to read my note.
980
00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:39,853
- No, not yet.
- Oh, well, you know, it will be hard on both of us,
981
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:42,481
but there's...
there's no time like the present.
982
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:43,899
Hmm.
983
00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:46,026
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
984
00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:49,530
Aww, Cam.
985
00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:51,365
Oh, uh, G-Gloria,
maybe you didn't notice
986
00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:53,033
that there's a second side to my note.
987
00:33:53,075 --> 00:33:53,992
And you know what? Maybe it would help
988
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:57,412
if I played the music that I
used while I was composing it.
989
00:33:57,454 --> 00:33:59,164
Oh, oh. [SNIFFLES]
990
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:01,750
[SOMBER STRING MUSIC PLAYS]
991
00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,085
So nice.
992
00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:04,670
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS, MUSIC STOPS]
- What? Nice?
993
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,630
It was the perfect goodbye letter.
994
00:34:06,672 --> 00:34:08,966
It's "The Notebook"
meets the first 10 minutes of "Up."
995
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,385
It was enough to make you curse God
996
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:14,137
for giving you the ability to love.
997
00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:15,973
It was a poem where every line started
998
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:17,808
with a letter of my name.
999
00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:20,477
Okay, alright, I...
I know what you're doing.
1000
00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:23,230
You're putting up walls around your...
your feelings,
1001
00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:24,648
because you're not emotionally prepared
1002
00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:27,150
to let go of someone you love so dearly.
1003
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:29,611
Manny.
1004
00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:31,446
Oh, yeah. He's leaving, too.
1005
00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:33,198
21 years.
1006
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,408
Five careers.
1007
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,659
Two husbands.
1008
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:37,578
He was the only constant.
1009
00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,205
I can't start crying
to him about this now,
1010
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,499
- because I might never stop.
- Yes.
1011
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,376
I don't want to put all that on him.
1012
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:47,337
Yes, I know, but those feelings
have to go somewhere, Gloria.
1013
00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:50,007
Why don't you do what I did...
put them in writing?
1014
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:52,342
That might work.
1015
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:54,344
- Thank you, Cam.
- No.
1016
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:55,345
- No, Gloria.
- [SNIFFLES]
1017
00:34:55,387 --> 00:34:56,972
Thank you.
1018
00:34:57,014 --> 00:34:58,557
Thank you for allowing me
1019
00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:01,935
to be your guide to spiritual awakening
1020
00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:03,020
the last 12 years.
1021
00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:05,564
It has been... a true privilege.
1022
00:35:05,606 --> 00:35:07,024
What are you talking about?
1023
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,650
We've been alone maybe like eight times.
1024
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:09,985
Shh.
1025
00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:12,446
Soar.
1026
00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:13,947
Hi, Mommy and Daddy.
1027
00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:16,533
We know you don't think that
we can take care of a dog,
1028
00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:19,036
but you haven't met our dog, Woofie.
1029
00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:20,746
- Woof!
- No barking, Woofie.
1030
00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:23,457
- But you just said to...
- Bad dog! Bad dog!
1031
00:35:23,499 --> 00:35:25,250
- Ow!
- No!
1032
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:26,752
And don't worry, we'll always remember
1033
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:28,420
to feed him and keep him healthy.
1034
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:29,671
Is there a pill in here?
1035
00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,340
So, you don't want a shiny coat?
1036
00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:33,217
And don't worry,
we'll make sure he gets along
1037
00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:35,802
with other dogs. See you in a few hours.
1038
00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:37,054
Hours?
1039
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:38,138
- WOMAN: Come on.
- Oh.
1040
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,348
You guys are probably worried
1041
00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:41,099
he's going to get the house all dirty.
1042
00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:42,976
Well, we know how to handle that.
1043
00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:44,394
Wait. How are we gonna do the...
1044
00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:47,940
Ugh! [GRUNTING]
1045
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:50,275
So, as you can see, we can do this.
1046
00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:52,069
We know a dog's a lot of work,
1047
00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:54,029
but we'll never have to do it alone.
1048
00:35:54,071 --> 00:35:57,282
Yeah, it will always be the three of us.
1049
00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:00,077
Always.
1050
00:36:00,077 --> 00:36:02,329
The end.
1051
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:03,539
[BEEP]
1052
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:10,170
You guys know you can call me
anytime, right?
1053
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:13,590
And it's easy
to visit Switzerland, so...
1054
00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:15,467
And I can still count on you
1055
00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:17,469
- for relationship advice, right?
- Yeah.
1056
00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:19,221
I don't want to become
one of those pathetic guys
1057
00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:21,056
that lets women manipulate them.
1058
00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:23,267
We're gonna be fine.
1059
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,434
Sit.
1060
00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:27,062
Stay.
1061
00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:33,861
- [SIGHS]
- [HANDCUFFS CLICK]
1062
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:36,363
- Joe!
- JOE: Too late.
1063
00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:39,992
I just sold your kidney on
the black market in Zanzibar.
1064
00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:43,120
Joe, your brother's
trying to take a bath.
1065
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,497
Privacy, please.
1066
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:46,832
Oh, Mom!
1067
00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:48,417
Mom, no.
1068
00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:49,626
[SIGHS]
1069
00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:50,586
Thank you.
1070
00:36:50,627 --> 00:36:52,921
I know that you're the
poet in the family,
1071
00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:55,507
but I wrote you a little something.
1072
00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:57,009
[SIGHS]
1073
00:36:57,092 --> 00:36:58,802
[PAPER RUSTLING]
1074
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:03,348
[SIGHS] Oh, Mom.
1075
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,142
I'm the lucky one.
1076
00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:07,644
I'm gonna miss you so much,
but I am so excited
1077
00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:10,105
that you're going to have
adventures on your own.
1078
00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:12,191
Have the best year, Manny.
1079
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:13,609
I will.
1080
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,029
And I'm gonna miss you, too.
1081
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:18,906
Come back in one piece.
1082
00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:21,366
I promise.
1083
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,035
- [HANDCUFF LOCKS]
- What?
1084
00:37:23,076 --> 00:37:24,661
- Talk is cheap.
- Mom!
1085
00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:26,079
What... How am I supposed to get out?!
1086
00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:28,332
You have everything you
need to figure it out.
1087
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,168
Slow down your heartbeat,
look at your surroundings.
1088
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,545
Uh, Mom, wait. Mo... Mom!
1089
00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:35,088
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1090
00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,424
Wow.
1091
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,092
- This room.
- Yeah.
1092
00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:40,219
You okay?
1093
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,054
It just got me thinking
1094
00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:46,183
about the empty house
we first moved into.
1095
00:37:46,475 --> 00:37:49,436
Couple of newlyweds planning
a cross-country trip,
1096
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,896
but I kept getting morning sickness.
1097
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,064
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
1098
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:54,816
- Six months later [SNAPS FINGERS]...
- Wah, wah, wah.
1099
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:56,777
You carried two boxes, Dylan.
1100
00:37:56,819 --> 00:37:59,029
I carried two humans.
1101
00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:01,156
Yes, Poppy and George. Who else?
1102
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,534
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- We got the hang of it pretty fast.
1103
00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:06,119
Yeah, we were feeling pretty
smart for a while and...
1104
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,121
Guys, I'm on the phone with
the landlord in Geneva.
1105
00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:10,457
The apartment he has
is 4 1/2 by 11 meters.
1106
00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:12,417
Quick, what does that work
out to in square footage?!
1107
00:38:12,543 --> 00:38:13,710
[MUTTERING] Meters and yards...
1108
00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,045
Yeah, no, no. I'm still here.
1109
00:38:15,087 --> 00:38:16,630
- Bigger than... Are they bigger than?
- Well...
1110
00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:18,257
- Oh, do you have this?
- That one's kind of ridiculous. I'll have to get back to you.
1111
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,342
No, no, I was just following
the path of this fly.
1112
00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:22,219
Ugh! I'll do it. Okay, give me a second.
1113
00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:23,595
[LUKE SIGHS]
1114
00:38:23,637 --> 00:38:25,681
Which one of you has
the steadiest hands?
1115
00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:26,723
HALEY: Oh, Luke,
1116
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,600
we got a second key the
last time that happened.
1117
00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,269
It's in the kitchen drawer. Come on.
1118
00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,063
[LUKE GRUNTS]
1119
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,067
So, that's pretty much...
1120
00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:39,987
25 years of uninterrupted crazy.
1121
00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:42,781
Then, when it ends... it ends.
1122
00:38:42,823 --> 00:38:45,742
Until our next chapter.
1123
00:38:45,826 --> 00:38:47,995
I'm just brainstorming here, but, uh...
1124
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:49,913
maybe we take a long-delayed RV trip
1125
00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:51,999
across the United States,
1126
00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:55,794
get selfies with all the
Major League baseball mascots.
1127
00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:59,590
I must really love you,
'cause that sounds fun.
1128
00:38:59,715 --> 00:39:01,300
[SIGHS]
1129
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,308
[VOICE BREAKING] They're really leaving.
1130
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:10,642
What do we do?
1131
00:39:10,726 --> 00:39:13,353
[SOBBING]
1132
00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:15,939
[VOICE BREAKING] What
people have always done.
1133
00:39:15,981 --> 00:39:18,442
Leave the porch light on.
1134
00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,027
They come back.
1135
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:24,031
- MITCHELL: [CLEARS THROAT]
- CAMERON: Everyone!
1136
00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,991
I would like to, um, say a few words
1137
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:27,284
before our car comes.
1138
00:39:27,326 --> 00:39:29,995
Two simple words, actually...
thank you...
1139
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:31,330
- [FAMILY "AWW" S]
- Aww, Cam.
1140
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:34,249
...for making me feel so
welcome in this family.
1141
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:35,959
- Of course. We love you.
- You are family.
1142
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:38,003
A family that taught me so much.
1143
00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:40,005
From Jay, I learned to get to the point.
1144
00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:42,382
- [LIGHT LAUGHTER]
- From little Joe, I learned...
1145
00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:43,717
Cam, we only have a few minutes.
Why don't...
1146
00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:45,260
Why don't we take that family picture,
huh?
1147
00:39:45,302 --> 00:39:46,720
Yeah, let's do that.
1148
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:47,721
- Great idea.
- You got Rex?
1149
00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:48,889
LILY: I got him.
1150
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,349
LUKE: Hey.
1151
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:52,017
I know people tend
1152
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,769
to get mushy in moments like this,
1153
00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,522
but with you headed around the world
1154
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:59,149
and me headed off to college...
1155
00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,235
[VOICE BREAKING] We'll stay close.
1156
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,445
How come you never wrote a poem for me?
1157
00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:05,280
Don't you get it?
1158
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:07,074
They were all for you.
1159
00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:09,952
[SIGHS]
1160
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:11,912
Chaqueta.
1161
00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:13,997
Sombrero.
1162
00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:17,876
What are you?
1163
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:19,378
I know you're masculine.
1164
00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:22,005
- What is wrong with you?
- What are you talking about?
1165
00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:24,883
You're acting crazy,
and it's scaring me.
1166
00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:27,845
You're too young to be
acting like an old man.
1167
00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:29,388
[SPEAKING SPANISH]_
1168
00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:32,057
[SPEAKING SPANISH]_
1169
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:37,020
_
1170
00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:38,772
_
1171
00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:40,274
I've been using this app, you know,
1172
00:40:40,274 --> 00:40:41,316
so I'll know what's going on
1173
00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:43,193
when I go with you to
Colombia this summer.
1174
00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:44,736
[GASPS] You're coming?!
1175
00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:46,697
You've been staring at
my family for 12 years.
1176
00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:48,991
Least I can do is stare
at yours for one summer.
1177
00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:50,951
You're wonderful.
1178
00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:52,077
But no staring,
1179
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,705
and never, ever
take the same route twice.
1180
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:57,457
Ay, Jay, you're gonna love it.
1181
00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:59,626
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
- Okay, everybody, squeeze in.
1182
00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:01,044
Squeeze in for the picture.
1183
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,254
Okay.
1184
00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:03,797
Yeah. Yep. Okay.
1185
00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:05,507
- Alright.
- [CHUCKLES]
1186
00:41:05,591 --> 00:41:06,592
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
1187
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:07,676
Perfect. I got it!
1188
00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:09,344
- Okay.
- [LAUGHS]
1189
00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:11,180
- [CAM SNIFFLES]
- I kind of don't want to let go.
1190
00:41:11,221 --> 00:41:12,931
- [CHUCKLING]
- Yeah.
1191
00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,933
- Yeah, me neither.
- [SNIFFLES]
1192
00:41:15,017 --> 00:41:18,145
[VOICE BREAKING] I mean,
it's Mitch and Cam now, but...
1193
00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:20,314
it's these three next.
1194
00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:21,690
[SIGHS]
1195
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:24,401
Who knows when we'll all be
together again. [SNIFFLES]
1196
00:41:24,485 --> 00:41:25,527
Why is this so hard?
1197
00:41:25,569 --> 00:41:28,697
We've done this like
seven times already today.
1198
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:31,783
- [LIGHT LAUGHTER]
- It's hard because not everybody gets to have what we have.
1199
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,869
[INHALES SHARPLY] Oh.
1200
00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:36,914
Mitchell, I put the skating
trophy in your suitcase.
1201
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:37,956
- I want you to have it first...
- Ohh.
1202
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,875
...so that I know you'll come back.
1203
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,502
[CHUCKLES]
1204
00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:43,921
Okay, um... I'm gonna set an example
1205
00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:46,006
and be the first one to let go.
1206
00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:49,134
♪♪
1207
00:41:49,301 --> 00:41:50,469
It was awful.
1208
00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:53,764
♪♪
1209
00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:56,808
JAY: Life is full of change...
1210
00:41:57,059 --> 00:41:59,228
some big, some small.
1211
00:42:00,812 --> 00:42:03,023
I learned a long time ago,
you can fight it...
1212
00:42:03,065 --> 00:42:03,941
CAMERON: Oh!
1213
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:05,943
...or you can try to
make the best of it.
1214
00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:08,737
JAY: Ay! Ay! Ay!
1215
00:42:08,779 --> 00:42:11,490
[BOTH SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
1216
00:42:11,532 --> 00:42:12,991
And that's all a lot easier
1217
00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:14,535
- if you've got people who love you...
- Hey.
1218
00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:17,371
...helping you face
whatever life throws at you.
1219
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:20,415
At least,
that's what helps me sleep at night.
1220
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:26,588
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
1221
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:33,387
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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1222
00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:35,180
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1223
00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:42,271
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1224
00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:49,278
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1225
00:42:49,319 --> 00:42:58,036
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