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Honey, I thought you were gonna
take out the garbage.

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Getting it.

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I was gonna get it.

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- Dylan.
- Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.

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- I'm just waiting for Haley.
- Did you ring the bell?

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I texted. She said
she'd be down in just a minute.

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- Oh, great. Tell her I said hi.
- I will.

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D-Money!

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Chillin' with Dylan the villain.

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- "D" to the "y" to the...
- Hey, Mr. Dunphy.

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Come on in. You're just in time
to catch the end of the game.

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I'm not really a baseball guy.

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- Haley says hi.
- I was just being facetious.

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I'll catch you up.

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Sit it. Park it.

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Come on, I don't bite.

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Kidding.

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I'm kidding.

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Okay, see that guy? He's the tying run.
Interesting story about him.

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He's been stuck
on second base forever,

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and I'm pretty sure
he's gonna try and steal third,

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which is justa terrible, terrible idea.
How are you and Haley doing?

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I wish I could stay home
with you and fly toy airplanes.

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These aren't toy airplanes. These are
models, and they're very complicated.

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You want to fly one of these,
you got to be familiar with airfoil,

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drag, lift, and thrust, and these
are all principles of aerodynamics.

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The box says, "12 and up."

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What?!

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You can fly planes with Jay next time.
Today you have to spend time with Luke.

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- Why?
- His mother invited you, so you go.

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Family needs to be close,
right, Jay?

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I'm pretty sure this is a typo.

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<i>Men need their hobbies.
Manny's father had many hobbies,</i>

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like hiking in the desert,

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that kind of skiing
that they drop you from the...

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- How do you say in english? The...
- Helicopter.

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Once, on a dare,
he even boxed with an alligator.

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Wrestle.
You wrestle.

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- You can't box with alligators.
- Are you sure?

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How would they get the gloves
on those little claws?

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Aren't they like tiny, little hands?

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- I forgot what we were talking about.
- Anyways,

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hobbies are important for the men,

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whether you're risking your life

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or flying little planes
from a safe distance.

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- Wait, what are you doing?
- We're gonna buy some diapers.

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It'll just take a second.

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This is Costco.

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Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.

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Since when?

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Do you rember when we adopted
that baby a few months back?

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Since then.

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Mitchell is a snob.

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No, I'm discerning.

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Official slogan for snobs.

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When we first met, he wouldn't even
look at me because I was

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a hick from the farm in Missouri
and he's a big city mouse.

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Who says "city mouse"?

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Country mice.

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I think I'm gonna
go wait in the car.

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On your way out,
can you grab the garbage?

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- I got it.
- Okay, we got it.

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- He's a little jumpy.
- Go figure.

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A teenage boy doesn't want to hang out
with his girlfriend's dad.

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I thought we were past all that.
I'm all about...

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I'm all about taking it
to the next level.

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Really?

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I thought you were all about
keeping it real.

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The whole point of keeping it real
is so you can take it to the next level.

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Did you not know that?

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You haven't exactly taken it
to the next level with my dad.

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- What are you talking about?
- We've been married for 16 years,

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and you still walk on eggshells
around him.

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What?!

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Are you kidding?

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Jay and I are total buds.

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You want to just hang out?

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Brought six friends, so that just...

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Let's...

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Manny brought his favorite game
to play with Luke.

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It's called "Empire."

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You use strategy to expand territories
and take over the world.

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Luke is gonna love that.
He's out back playing.

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Do you need me to get you something
while I'm out shopping?

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That's such a nice offer,
but I think we're good. Thanks.

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What about this?

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You don't even say hello
to Gloria and Manny?

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Hi, Gloria and Manny.

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- Okay, mom, what about this?
- No, you're wearing a dress.

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Mom, come on!

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What? It's gonna kill you to look
like a girl for one afternoon?

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It's a wedding for some friend of yours
that I never even heard of.

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It's non negotiable.
You can borrow a dress of Haley's again.

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That sends an ugly message...

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That I'm Haley.

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You know, instead of trying
to force me to wear a dress,

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why don't you worry about
getting Luke to wear some pants?

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What?

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Why does he do this?

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Pants! Come on!

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<i>Jay and I are buds, for sure,</i>

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but with kind of
an invisible asterisk.

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He's not, uh...
He's not a talker...

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or a hugger.

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Once, he ran over my foot
with his car.

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To be fair,
he had just given up smoking.

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But, basically, we're buds.

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Do you have to just stand there?
You're making me feel uneasy.

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Oh, for God's sake, sit here.

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Hold this wing like this
while I adjust this.

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Come on. Here.

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Not too hard.

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Why don't you come shopping with me?

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Maybe I can help you find
something that you like.

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That's a really nice offer,
but it's not really her thing.

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Actually, I'd love to go.

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See, you don't know what my thing is.
You have no idea what my thing is.

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I know what your thing is.
Your thing is to provoke,

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just like your sister's thing
is to never come out of her room,

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and your brother's thing...
Well, there's your brother's thing.

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Put 'em on!

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<i>The thing about me and Jay is</i>

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our relationship's always been stuck

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in that primal place
where it started.

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You know, he's the old silverback
protecting his females.

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Then along comes this younger,
stronger gorilla,

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swinging in, beating his chest.

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Naturally,
the ape ladies come running,

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presenting
their nice scarlet behinds.

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Papa ape wants to stop all that,
but he can't.

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That's... that's life.

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I'm not the enemy.

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The enemy is poachers.

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That'll do it.

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Don't touch it.

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All right.

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- You want to go fly it?
- Sure.

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I got the toothpaste and the soap.

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Good. Now we can open
that general store.

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- We were just here to get diapers.
- We had a saying on the farm.

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If you bring the mule to the market...
I feel you rolling your eyes at me.

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We met at one of Pepper's
legendary game nights.

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I remember Mitchell
because he kept rolling his eyes

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- every time I would get boisterous.
- I did not!

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A little bit.

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Yeah, maybe a little bit.

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We were playing charades, and
I had no idea how to act out my clue,

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and all I could think of
to do was...

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- Without missing a beat, Cam says...
- "Casablanca."

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- All I did was this...
- "Casablanca."

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"Casablanca."

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Can we get the diapers
and get out of here?

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Fine, but I want to stop by
the wine section first.

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Wait. There's a wine section?

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Yeah, a really good one.
Just past the tires.

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No way, they do not have...

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my... Cam. Cam.

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The paper shredder I wanted, huh?
Confetti and crosscut.

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Oh, my God, amazing.

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What is this place?

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Those cookies smell like heaven.
Your own recipe?

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No, I just throw them in the oven.

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And added the secret ingredient
of caring?

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Sure.

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So, you and Luke having a good time?

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I don't know.
He won't come out of his box.

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Maybe I'll just stay here and
spend some time with my sister.

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Right, I guess, technically,
I would be your stepsister.

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My mother says we are never
to use the word "step"

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because it means "not real,"
and we are a real family.

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So, what is the matter, Claire?

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What?

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You seem sad.

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It's just stuff with Alex.
You know, kid stuff.

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Ugh, kids.

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You don't have to tell me.
My school is full of them.

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I was thinking, after lunch,
we can go and do a little shopping.

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- I'm not getting a dress.
- I don't care. I'm not your mother.

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- I know. You're my grandmother.
- Step-grandmother.

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Anyways, today,
think of me as a girlfriend.

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Two girls out
for an afternoon of fun.

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What do you usually do
with your girlfriends?

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I don't know. We go out.
We talk,

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- drink wine.
- Can I drink wine?

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Some friend.

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You can still
talk to me about anything.

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Yeah, adults always say that,
but they don't mean it.

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When my mom says I can ask her anything,
I really can't.

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She just freaks out.

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I won't freak out.

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Shoot.

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- How many men have you slept with?
- Eight. Next.

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Now can I try it?

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I should get one of those.
I've always loved planes.

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If things had gone differently
in my life, I would have been a pilot.

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What would happen if you turned the
remote off and then back on real fast?

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Yeah, you would have been
a great pilot.

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So, can you do a loop-de-loop?

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- If I wanted to.
- No way! Can I try it?

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I can see why you like this.
It's so peaceful.

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It's like the whole world just...

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disappears out here.

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- I remember this one summer...
- I'll tell you what.

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There's a trick, "threading the needle."
Claire and Mitch played at it as kids.

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- You wanna try?
- How does it go?

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You grab one of those hoops
over there

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and go to the far, far, far end
of the field

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and stand there,
and I fly the plane through it.

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That sounds awesome!

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And then I get a chance flying it?

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How's this?

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Not far enough.
Go on.

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Further down.

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- You can't go too far.
- Right, okay. I get it. I get it.

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- How's this?
- Good!

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Now stand still!

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Don't move!

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Let's do it!

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I love it!

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I love...

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it!

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- You drove a plane into my face.
- You must have moved.

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- I told you to stay still.
- I didn't move!

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Try not to talk. I want to make sure
nothing's broken.

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Alex and I can't just disagree.
She has to turn everything into a fight.

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A strong, independent woman.

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Sounds like somebody else I know.

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I was never hostile, though.
This whole thing with the dress...

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Never had this problem with Haley.

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Maybe Alex doesn't want
to compete with her big sister.

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Maybe she's trying
to create her own identity.

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- Put her in a dress and she disappears.
- For one afternoon.

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I wouldn't give up being myself
for even one second.

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Sometimes it's hard to remember
you're only 10 years old.

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And three-quarters.

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- <i>It's Mitchell. Do you need olives?</i>
- Olives?

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- <i>Really good olives.</i>
- Yeah.

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You got it.

242
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,542
Mitchell, I found the diapers.
They're over here.

243
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,494
Cameron, guess what I found.

244
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:11,680
Coffins.

245
00:13:11,977 --> 00:13:14,072
They sell baby formula,
and they sell coffins.

246
00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:17,127
You can literally buy everything
you need from birth to death.

247
00:13:18,015 --> 00:13:20,915
Look at these diapers.
Look how cheap they are!

248
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,668
We should get enough for like
the next year or two, right?

249
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,543
Where would we keep them?

250
00:13:26,382 --> 00:13:29,640
- They sell sheds.
- Really? You want to buy a diaper shed.

251
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,100
We're those guys now?
The guys with the diaper shed?

252
00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:35,937
- Just grab two more.
- I'm not grabbing two more. Time to go.

253
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,522
Come on. We need a...

254
00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:41,136
Excuse me. Where did you
get that flatbed thing?

255
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:43,137
- Over there.
- Go grab one of those.

256
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:45,112
- Really?
- Yeah. Get two.

257
00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:50,971
I'm in the applesauce aisle!

258
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,385
So, anyways, after charades,
we went out for coffee,

259
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:55,628
and I learned that he loves art,

260
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:58,710
he plays the piano,
he speaks French.

261
00:13:58,878 --> 00:13:59,728
<i>Un peu.</i>

262
00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:02,029
So, you know, I misjudged him.

263
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,122
I'm sort of like Costco.

264
00:14:04,247 --> 00:14:07,163
I'm big, I'm not fancy,
and I dare you to not like me.

265
00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,137
And I'm kind of more like that...

266
00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:13,717
What is the name of that little shop
we went to in Paris?

267
00:14:13,842 --> 00:14:15,342
You are such a snob.

268
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,610
"Casablanca."

269
00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:23,500
I have a small flower on my ankle

270
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,025
and a tiny,
little butterfly on my...

271
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:27,677
Thigh.

272
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,180
How high up?

273
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,495
Very high.

274
00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:33,995
Did you do it to look sexy?
No, did you do it for a guy?

275
00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:35,455
Does grandpa like it?

276
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,352
No, no, and yes.

277
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,151
That's gross.

278
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:42,269
Let's go back to your piercings.

279
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:46,424
I've answered enough of your questions.
Now it's your turn to answer one.

280
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,150
What is it?

281
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,250
Why you don't want to wear a dress?

282
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:53,515
Because I don't want to look
like Haley and her stupid friends.

283
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:56,053
I wear dresses,
and I don't look like Haley.

284
00:14:56,178 --> 00:14:57,378
You are Haley,

285
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,521
just... 40 years older.

286
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:00,897
- 10.
- 20.

287
00:15:01,142 --> 00:15:01,942
Deal.

288
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:05,976
- Alex, why are you fighting me on this?
- It doesn't matter if I dress up.

289
00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:08,196
I'm not pretty like Haley and you.

290
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,296
- That's ridiculous! You're beautiful!
- I'm not.

291
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:12,721
But that's okay.

292
00:15:12,927 --> 00:15:14,202
I'm the smart one.

293
00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,706
The cute busboy doesn't
know that you're smart.

294
00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:18,674
What?

295
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,938
He's been smiling at you every
time he comes to the table.

296
00:15:22,063 --> 00:15:25,163
Why do you think we are
the only people with bread?

297
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:28,507
Look, one day,

298
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,261
you are going to want
to date a cute guy like that.

299
00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:34,681
When that day comes,
you're gonna want to look beautiful,

300
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,641
and then you'll wear a dress.

301
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,979
So, you ever kiss another girl?

302
00:15:41,652 --> 00:15:43,898
That's no way to talk
to your grandmother.

303
00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:46,219
Was my mom hard on me growing up?

304
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,536
Yeah, she was, but you know what?

305
00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:52,209
Back then, everything
was Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem.

306
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:55,648
- They didn't understand...
- <i>Hola.</i> We're back.

307
00:15:55,928 --> 00:15:57,024
How'd it go?

308
00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:59,622
It was great.
Did you have fun with Luke?

309
00:15:59,947 --> 00:16:02,333
- Well, not...
- We had a great time.

310
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,443
Alex, I've been thinking, and...

311
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:09,591
If you don't want to wear a dress,
it's not the end of the world.

312
00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:11,377
It's all right.

313
00:16:12,174 --> 00:16:13,324
I bought one.

314
00:16:14,889 --> 00:16:18,677
- Do you see how she has to provoke me?
- We'll talk about it next week.

315
00:16:20,269 --> 00:16:23,420
Clear the way.
Coming through. Easy.

316
00:16:23,802 --> 00:16:25,857
- I need to rest my face.
- You're fine.

317
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:27,260
You'll be all right.

318
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,044
Oh, my God!

319
00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:31,654
- Dad!
- Little accident. Nothing big.

320
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:34,131
- I was in a plane crash.
- What happened?

321
00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:36,524
We were threading the needle,
and somebody moved.

322
00:16:36,649 --> 00:16:39,314
No, I didn't.
You did it on purpose.

323
00:16:39,439 --> 00:16:42,363
That's the painkiller talking.
He's a little loopy.

324
00:16:42,609 --> 00:16:44,636
- How bad is it?
- The wing is cracked,

325
00:16:44,761 --> 00:16:47,045
- the propeller's bent, but I can...
- I mean Phil.

326
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:48,863
I was in a plane crash.

327
00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:50,088
Thanks, dad.

328
00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:52,724
I didn't ask him to be there.
He insisted.

329
00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:56,012
- He took a risk. This is what happened.
- Like the time you ran over his foot?

330
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,084
- You ran over his foot?
- That was an accident.

331
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,892
You did it on purpose.
We all saw the tire marks on the lawn.

332
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,529
I had just quit smoking.

333
00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:06,335
- See, you're upsetting your husband.
- Water.

334
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:11,128
You okay?

335
00:17:11,253 --> 00:17:14,237
Gloria.
Thank God you're here.

336
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:16,379
Don't worry. I'm here, too.

337
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,686
Who's this?

338
00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:20,407
Wasn't my fault.

339
00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:22,908
I have seen you thread
the needle a million times.

340
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:25,126
- You never miss.
- I must be getting old.

341
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,398
Why don't you just admit it?
You never liked Phil.

342
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,170
Put that down.
You do not get a cookie.

343
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:33,294
I like Phil. It's just that sometimes
he tries too hard, you know?

344
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,985
And it's just kind of...
Irritating.

345
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:39,298
Maybe he tries too hard
because you make zero effort with him.

346
00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:41,682
You know what?
In the 16 years we've been married,

347
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,700
have you one time told him
that you liked him?

348
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:49,270
- Not in those exact words, no.
- No, not in any words, dad.

349
00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:51,841
How do you think that makes me feel?

350
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,419
You've never told your son
that you love him?

351
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,780
When did we jump to "love"?

352
00:17:57,905 --> 00:18:01,838
- And he's technically not my son.
- That means that you don't love Manny?

353
00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:04,712
Sure I do.
Believe me, when I was in that park,

354
00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:06,415
I really wished Manny was there.

355
00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:10,125
For what? So that you could
fly the plane into his head?

356
00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:14,683
Dad, thanks so much
for bringing Phil home.

357
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,718
I found one of your little flaps
in his hair.

358
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:25,185
- Actually, this is called an aileron.
- 'Cause that's what matters right now.

359
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,037
Bye, dad.

360
00:18:44,351 --> 00:18:46,205
What, are you made of China?

361
00:18:48,906 --> 00:18:51,156
I just want you to know, I'm sorry.

362
00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:54,492
And whether I missed or you moved...

363
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:56,517
- I didn't.
- Either way...

364
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:59,535
I just want to say that I like you.

365
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,510
Really?

366
00:19:02,431 --> 00:19:04,231
What do you like about me?

367
00:19:07,654 --> 00:19:09,054
You're a nice guy.

368
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,239
You try real hard.

369
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:13,871
I do.

370
00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:18,154
- You're a good dad.
- I am a good dad. Come here.

371
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,020
Come here, you.

372
00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:23,199
This feels so right.

373
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,684
- What's going on?
- There was a little accident,

374
00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:31,125
but Jay's telling Phil
how much he loves him.

375
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,335
Well, that's nice for Phil.

376
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:36,110
That's great, since he's never said
anything like that to my boyfriend.

377
00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:38,070
- Let it go.
- It's not okay.

378
00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:40,468
Mitch is right.
You go in there, too, Cam. Come on.

379
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,128
You're kidding.

380
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:44,940
Come on in, Cam.

381
00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:47,300
- A little hug?
- Get in here.

382
00:19:48,226 --> 00:19:49,251
Say it, say it!

383
00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:51,140
I like you, too, Cam.

384
00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:53,272
- What do you like about him?
- Oh, geez.

385
00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:57,495
- Where did you get that camera?
- Only the greatest store on earth.

386
00:19:58,088 --> 00:19:59,188
Thanks, dad.

387
00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:01,864
Manny, picture.
Get in there, too.

388
00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:03,958
Get in here, <i>mi amigo</i>.

389
00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:06,202
Stay still. Say, "cheese!"

390
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,328
Don't push it.

391
00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:08,996
- Cheese!
- Picture!

392
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:10,926
Cheese! <i>Queso</i>!

393
00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:14,547
- How beautiful!
- Oh, boy!

394
00:20:14,953 --> 00:20:17,962
Doesn't it feel like his arms
could go around the world?

395
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:20,037
I think I strained something.

396
00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,104
I always wanted a daughter.

397
00:20:24,471 --> 00:20:27,269
To dress her up in pretty dresses,
do her hair,

398
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,760
her nails, her makeup.

399
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,248
No one knows this, but for
the first year of his life,

400
00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:39,535
I made up Manny like a girl and told
everybody that he was my daughter.

401
00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:42,565
But just for a few times.

402
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,490
I didn't want to mess with his head.

403
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:48,817
When he found the pictures, I told him
that it was his twin sister who died.