1 00:00:01,387 --> 00:00:04,046 This one's from me. The rib boning isn't my best... 2 00:00:04,109 --> 00:00:05,261 I have carpal tunnel. 3 00:00:05,349 --> 00:00:07,337 My new company is putting me up at The Prescott, 4 00:00:07,425 --> 00:00:09,854 a luxury residence with full amenities. 5 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:12,074 I admit, this extravagant lifestyle 6 00:00:12,122 --> 00:00:13,532 can make me a little uncomfortable. 7 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:15,175 Gentle, Marta! 8 00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:17,687 Another candle. Thanks, everyone. 9 00:00:17,775 --> 00:00:19,070 Alex, you should know 10 00:00:19,158 --> 00:00:22,555 that a crook works at the hair salon downstairs... 11 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:24,729 Adolfo of Venice. 12 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,630 Isn't he the colorist to the stars? 13 00:00:26,718 --> 00:00:28,895 Thank you for asking even though I know you know. 14 00:00:28,983 --> 00:00:30,201 I hate him. 15 00:00:30,357 --> 00:00:34,768 Adolfo of Venice is actually Alan Carpman of Bakersfield. 16 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:37,185 We started as hairdressers together, 17 00:00:37,273 --> 00:00:39,659 but he stole my hair dye formula. 18 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:41,565 For a family of generally lovely people, 19 00:00:41,653 --> 00:00:43,300 we sure have a lot of rivals. 20 00:00:43,393 --> 00:00:45,675 You know what, it's been fun, but it's time to go. 21 00:00:45,763 --> 00:00:48,354 You haven't even opened the candle that Cam and I got you. 22 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,250 And don't we get a tour of the building? 23 00:00:50,338 --> 00:00:51,373 This place has everything. 24 00:00:51,461 --> 00:00:54,420 Um, an archery range, a shark tank, a... 25 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:56,097 A West world? 26 00:00:56,185 --> 00:00:58,423 Sorry, I've got a huge project due. 27 00:00:58,511 --> 00:01:00,011 We can always just explore on our own. 28 00:01:00,099 --> 00:01:01,815 Actually, you can't. 29 00:01:01,903 --> 00:01:04,089 There's a strict "no unaccompanied guests" policy. 30 00:01:04,177 --> 00:01:06,149 I violate that, they kick me out. 31 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:07,519 I'll have the valet fetch your cars. 32 00:01:07,606 --> 00:01:08,808 Oh, you can do that from here? 33 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,159 Yeah, everything's automated. 34 00:01:10,247 --> 00:01:12,032 You just need a resident ID code. 35 00:01:18,472 --> 00:01:20,854 Captions by VITAC... 36 00:01:21,096 --> 00:01:24,206 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 37 00:01:24,479 --> 00:01:26,739 And brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 38 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:29,411 *MODERN FAMILY* Season 11 Episode 10 Episode Title: "The Prescott" 39 00:01:30,152 --> 00:01:31,845 - Bye, Phil. - Bye. 40 00:01:31,933 --> 00:01:33,068 All right, well, I parked on the street, 41 00:01:33,155 --> 00:01:34,075 so I'll just meet you at home. 42 00:01:34,163 --> 00:01:35,957 - Bye, Claire. - I need to run to the mall. 43 00:01:36,044 --> 00:01:37,971 Would you pick up some steaks from the farmers market for tonight? 44 00:01:38,058 --> 00:01:39,535 Oh, so you did remember it's date night. 45 00:01:39,622 --> 00:01:41,822 I was a little worried after your response to my Paperless Post. 46 00:01:41,909 --> 00:01:42,753 Oh, come on. 47 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,785 You know my maybes always turn into 48 00:01:44,911 --> 00:01:46,298 - will attends. - Okay. 49 00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:47,518 Aww. 50 00:01:47,606 --> 00:01:49,220 When was the last time that you and I 51 00:01:49,308 --> 00:01:51,417 cooked a romantic dinner together? 52 00:01:51,505 --> 00:01:52,643 We did it last week. 53 00:01:52,731 --> 00:01:57,257 I'm not talking about sprinkling-hot dog slices on a DiGiorno's. 54 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,952 You couldn't bring my car before I got in trouble? 55 00:02:08,035 --> 00:02:09,112 Thank you. 56 00:02:12,429 --> 00:02:15,109 I've been secretly moonlighting as an online food blogger, 57 00:02:15,197 --> 00:02:16,362 "Foodie in a Hoodie"... 58 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:17,756 It rhymes on the page. 59 00:02:17,844 --> 00:02:20,455 I've quickly developed a huge following, 60 00:02:20,543 --> 00:02:23,110 and The Prescott is home to the city's hottest restaurant, 61 00:02:23,198 --> 00:02:24,261 called Pardon. 62 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,565 - Hello. - Ah, good day, sir. 63 00:02:26,737 --> 00:02:27,980 Forgive me. I'm new here. 64 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:29,559 Still getting to know each of the tenants. 65 00:02:29,646 --> 00:02:31,167 I'm your concierge, Higgins. 66 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:33,315 You look so familiar. Have we met? 67 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,714 'Fraid not, no. 68 00:02:34,802 --> 00:02:35,848 I do get that a lot, though. 69 00:02:35,935 --> 00:02:38,159 I have an everyman face and body. 70 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,854 They're rising. 71 00:02:42,942 --> 00:02:44,550 Ah, yes, Finley. 72 00:02:44,638 --> 00:02:46,098 Patrols the building for non-residents 73 00:02:46,185 --> 00:02:48,159 using a motion sensor and face scanner. 74 00:02:48,284 --> 00:02:51,724 Useful, yes, but does he have that uniquely human ability 75 00:02:51,812 --> 00:02:53,857 to anticipate a person's every need? 76 00:02:53,945 --> 00:02:54,958 Coconut water? 77 00:02:55,046 --> 00:02:57,284 I didn't even know I wanted this! 78 00:02:57,387 --> 00:02:58,940 Finley, away! 79 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,538 Anything else I can help you with, sir? 80 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,050 Uh... no. 81 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,901 I'm just headed down to the restaurant. 82 00:03:03,989 --> 00:03:05,050 Pardon? 83 00:03:05,138 --> 00:03:06,922 Your... in-house eatery. 84 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:08,098 Pardon? 85 00:03:08,204 --> 00:03:11,518 You know... uh, waiters, cutlery, daily specials. 86 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:12,839 I think it's called Pardon. 87 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:14,394 Of course. My mistake. It's all right. 88 00:03:14,481 --> 00:03:15,284 Right this way. 89 00:03:15,372 --> 00:03:17,323 Avoiding the security robot would be tricky, 90 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,729 but Finley had a weakness... 91 00:03:18,817 --> 00:03:20,488 He can only detect people if they're moving. 92 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:21,753 And it was worth the risk... 93 00:03:21,841 --> 00:03:23,777 Pardon claimed to have the world's best beef slider, 94 00:03:23,864 --> 00:03:26,112 and my... my followers are dying for a review. 95 00:03:26,302 --> 00:03:27,706 Well, all but one. 96 00:03:27,887 --> 00:03:29,534 I have a troll. 97 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:33,323 Screen name "Close to Outlaw," wherever that is. 98 00:03:33,449 --> 00:03:35,972 We recently got into a... a heated comment war. 99 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:39,339 Insults were hurled, mothers disparaged. 100 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:41,995 Who knew the Internet could be so negative? 101 00:03:42,214 --> 00:03:44,131 Table for one. I live here. 102 00:03:44,219 --> 00:03:45,253 Something just opened up. 103 00:03:45,341 --> 00:03:47,378 Great, lead the way. I live here. 104 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,536 Hi. Uh, I'm new here. 105 00:03:54,624 --> 00:03:56,450 Could you lead me to the screening room? 106 00:03:56,538 --> 00:03:57,670 I should think so. 107 00:03:57,758 --> 00:04:00,435 At the butler academy, I led my class in leading. 108 00:04:00,523 --> 00:04:01,528 This way. 109 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,950 Recently, I got a special edition Blu-ray 110 00:04:04,038 --> 00:04:06,998 of the best movie ever made, "Lawrence of Arabia." 111 00:04:07,086 --> 00:04:08,489 Word is, The Prescott has 112 00:04:08,577 --> 00:04:11,427 a state-of-the-art screening room with surround sound. 113 00:04:11,536 --> 00:04:12,778 Know what it doesn't have? 114 00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:13,981 Manny. 115 00:04:14,069 --> 00:04:16,630 Hello! I would've gone with a tracking shot there. 116 00:04:18,054 --> 00:04:20,349 I sure hope he finds a plot out there in that desert. 117 00:04:22,515 --> 00:04:24,692 Behold, our famous candy wall. 118 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,622 Hey, Sugar Babies. 119 00:04:26,748 --> 00:04:28,402 - Yes, honey buns? - No, Sugar Babies. 120 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:30,449 The greatest movie candy of all time. 121 00:04:30,566 --> 00:04:31,708 A thousand apologies. 122 00:04:31,796 --> 00:04:33,538 I will track some down for you straight away. 123 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,231 You wouldn't mind? Mind? Please. 124 00:04:35,319 --> 00:04:36,349 There is no greater joy 125 00:04:36,437 --> 00:04:38,265 than fetching something I've never heard of 126 00:04:38,353 --> 00:04:40,239 for someone I've only just met. 127 00:04:43,942 --> 00:04:45,006 - May I help you with something? - Oh. Uh, 128 00:04:45,093 --> 00:04:47,036 no, I'm just... I'm waiting for someone. 129 00:04:47,349 --> 00:04:50,013 And his name is David Beckham. 130 00:04:50,101 --> 00:04:51,794 Resident at The Prescott. 131 00:04:51,882 --> 00:04:52,912 Okay, Mitchell hates it when I do this, 132 00:04:52,999 --> 00:04:54,356 but every time I meet a celebrity, 133 00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:56,577 I ask them to record my outgoing message. 134 00:04:56,665 --> 00:04:59,276 My current one is from when I saw Snoop Dogg at a bank. 135 00:04:59,479 --> 00:05:01,403 Sorry I missed you. As you can see... 136 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:02,497 I'm busy! 137 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:03,997 And sometimes things can... 138 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:05,122 Get away from me! 139 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:07,082 Please leave a message, including your phone number, 140 00:05:07,169 --> 00:05:08,573 just for... Security! 141 00:05:10,141 --> 00:05:12,057 Hey, sweetie, what's up? I'm... I'm kind of busy. 142 00:05:12,144 --> 00:05:13,695 Cam, I'm hurt. It's my leg. 143 00:05:13,783 --> 00:05:14,610 What? 144 00:05:14,698 --> 00:05:15,898 I slipped in the food court, 145 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:18,516 and I'm all sticky and tweens are laughing at me. 146 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:19,781 You have to come pick me up. 147 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:21,871 Well, that sounds awful, but... 148 00:05:21,966 --> 00:05:23,707 Isn't... Isn't Claire closer? 149 00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:25,718 Well, you're at the farmers market right down the street. 150 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:27,372 Okay, fine. I'm on my way. 151 00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:30,273 Aww, you're the best. 152 00:05:30,384 --> 00:05:31,695 I was not gonna let Cam 153 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:34,638 ruin my chance to thank my wallpaper, 154 00:05:34,749 --> 00:05:36,571 Victoria Beckham, one-on-one. 155 00:05:36,694 --> 00:05:38,348 Okay, so, it was 1997. 156 00:05:38,436 --> 00:05:39,449 I was in Detroit 157 00:05:39,537 --> 00:05:41,452 for a Spice Girls concert with my girlfriend. 158 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,455 I was going to propose to her, 159 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,588 had the ring in my pocket and everything, 160 00:05:45,694 --> 00:05:49,132 when from the stage, Posh looked right at me and said, 161 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:51,324 "Be true to yourself, Mitchell!" 162 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,450 Okay, you know, she might've said "Michigan," 163 00:05:53,537 --> 00:05:55,457 but she was looking right at me! 164 00:05:55,699 --> 00:05:58,481 She inspired me to come out that night. 165 00:05:58,598 --> 00:06:00,949 I had that diamond reset as an anklet charm, 166 00:06:01,037 --> 00:06:02,707 and I was off to the races. 167 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,645 What kind of gym bag is that, anyway? 168 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:07,160 It's a satchel, you ignorant sneeze. 169 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,066 You have been so unpleasant lately. 170 00:06:10,217 --> 00:06:11,827 On a definitely related note, 171 00:06:11,915 --> 00:06:13,879 Manny hasn't gotten any action in months. 172 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:16,715 Well, other than whatever gave him carpal tunnel. 173 00:06:16,904 --> 00:06:20,184 Luckily, The Prescott has an '80s aerobi-cise class, 174 00:06:20,327 --> 00:06:22,941 which will be full of single older ladies. 175 00:06:23,227 --> 00:06:25,142 Women hit a sweet spot right after 40 176 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:26,504 where they still look great 177 00:06:26,592 --> 00:06:28,246 but their standards have lowered. 178 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:32,594 You're in pretty good shape for someone who's... 179 00:06:32,681 --> 00:06:34,309 42? 43? 180 00:06:34,397 --> 00:06:35,659 I'm 38. 181 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:37,082 Bye. 182 00:06:38,405 --> 00:06:39,769 Higgins. 183 00:06:40,028 --> 00:06:41,504 Oh, Mr. Beckham. Apologies. 184 00:06:41,592 --> 00:06:42,997 Blind as a bat without these bad boys. 185 00:06:43,084 --> 00:06:46,676 So, myself and Courtney are expecting a bowling instructor. 186 00:06:46,764 --> 00:06:49,289 Would you have him meet us downstairs at the bowling alley, please? 187 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,513 You and Ms. Cox getting an edge 188 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,958 for this weekend's celebrity bowl-a-thon? 189 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,045 Oh, we'll need it. 190 00:06:53,139 --> 00:06:54,942 You should've seen the way he bowled last year. 191 00:06:55,029 --> 00:06:57,105 I mean, it is to raise money for charity. 192 00:06:57,193 --> 00:07:00,340 Yeah, a dollar for each of the 18 pins that you knocked down. 193 00:07:00,428 --> 00:07:02,449 Thanks to you, Doctors Without Borders 194 00:07:02,545 --> 00:07:04,242 are now Doctors Without Malaria Pills. 195 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:05,811 A bit harsh. 196 00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:15,650 Did you see the two friends in the back? 197 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:17,974 The blond one liked me, and the brunette kept staring at you. 198 00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:18,830 Can you blame her? 199 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:21,262 No one moves to "Caribbean Queen" like me. 200 00:07:22,147 --> 00:07:24,754 Ah, just who I was told to be on the lookout for. 201 00:07:24,881 --> 00:07:27,429 A certain couple have asked that you meet them in the bowling alley. 202 00:07:27,516 --> 00:07:28,754 Was it a blonde and a brunette? 203 00:07:28,842 --> 00:07:31,497 Indeed, and they seemed eager to get rolling. 204 00:07:32,547 --> 00:07:33,547 Bowling alley? 205 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,309 These girls are freaky. 206 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,637 Hair salon? 207 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,652 Just off the courtyard to your right. Thank you. 208 00:07:39,811 --> 00:07:41,613 I've always wanted to dye my hair dark. 209 00:07:41,701 --> 00:07:43,856 But there's only one colorist I would trust to do it... 210 00:07:43,943 --> 00:07:46,090 Adolfo of Venice. 211 00:07:46,178 --> 00:07:47,254 Gloria's sworn enemy. 212 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,137 I just have to sneak back in and do it without her knowing. 213 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:51,618 Oh! 214 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,823 Hi, Mom. 215 00:08:03,944 --> 00:08:05,468 Hi, Alex. Hey, honey. 216 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:06,964 So, how's the project going? 217 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:08,503 I'm never gonna make this deadline. 218 00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:11,239 Oh, yeah, no, that... that... that's tough... 219 00:08:11,327 --> 00:08:12,831 I'm sorry... Sorry to hear that. 220 00:08:12,919 --> 00:08:14,488 Work is so stressful. 221 00:08:14,575 --> 00:08:16,269 - I'm glad you called, I'm actually - Yeah, got to go, love you! Bye! 222 00:08:17,544 --> 00:08:18,565 The pool? 223 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:19,792 Just hop on the elevator 224 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,057 and press the big button marked "pool." 225 00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:25,362 I am known as the fearless one of the family. 226 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:27,401 So, when Claire gave us all free passes 227 00:08:27,489 --> 00:08:29,970 for the Fun Town Water Park next week, 228 00:08:30,188 --> 00:08:33,057 I couldn't admit that I am afraid of slides. 229 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:36,845 They go so fast, I feel like I'm going to fly off. 230 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:40,718 I just need to try it once and I am going to be fine. 231 00:08:41,336 --> 00:08:43,026 I cannot do it! 232 00:08:43,184 --> 00:08:44,273 Hey, no backsides! 233 00:08:47,783 --> 00:08:49,299 Okay, here I go! 234 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:56,230 You should have let me do backsides! 235 00:08:58,073 --> 00:09:01,472 Resident ID access... hair salon. 236 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,926 What? Who's using my code?! 237 00:09:05,824 --> 00:09:08,152 You a-look like that a-actress... 238 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,082 Audrey Hepburn. 239 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:18,370 - This is Phil Dunphy. - Leave a message. 240 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,113 Phil, I have a little surprise for you later. 241 00:09:21,201 --> 00:09:24,552 Let's just say I know how much you love brunettes. 242 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,363 - Here's a menu for you. - Thank you. 243 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,612 And for my followers... 244 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:32,767 an Instagram tease. 245 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:37,121 Your Sugar Babies, sir. 246 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,419 I hope it wasn't too much trouble. 247 00:09:38,506 --> 00:09:39,879 On the contrary. 248 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,613 There was a Mexican birthday celebration 249 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:43,660 taking place in the park across the street. 250 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:45,582 I waited for the crack of the piñata, 251 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,582 mixed in seamlessly with the children, 252 00:09:47,707 --> 00:09:48,998 and pounced. 253 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:55,309 He's here?! 254 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,463 Some moron food blogger took a shot 255 00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:58,682 at one of my favorite spots. 256 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:01,629 So I go after him using my screen name, "Closet Outlaw." 257 00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:05,340 It escalates, and he turns his army of followers against me. 258 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:07,254 As I wrote in my last comment... 259 00:10:07,342 --> 00:10:10,528 "Let's see how well my fist pairs with your face." 260 00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:14,059 The bowling alley?! 261 00:10:17,101 --> 00:10:18,232 Alex is here?! 262 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,926 If she sees us, she'll throw us out. 263 00:10:22,218 --> 00:10:23,348 Excuse me. 264 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:25,669 If that blonde and brunette come by, 265 00:10:25,757 --> 00:10:27,599 could you tell them there's a new meet-up spot? 266 00:10:27,687 --> 00:10:29,115 The hot tubs on the rooftop. 267 00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:31,428 Of course, warm things up a bit before your workout. 268 00:10:31,516 --> 00:10:32,879 If there's nothing else, I need to make sure 269 00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:35,053 these balls are marked with their correct weights. 270 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:42,022 Hi. 271 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:43,416 Size 10 for him 272 00:10:43,504 --> 00:10:45,576 and anything with a steel toe for me. 273 00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:47,300 Someone drops his ball a lot. 274 00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:48,525 There has been a change of plan. 275 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:50,062 Your bowling instructor would now like you to meet him 276 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,162 in the hot tubs for a warmup first. 277 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,756 - Meet you up there? - Yep. 278 00:10:54,037 --> 00:10:56,201 If you're calling the charity for a new partner, 279 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,291 it's not gonna work. 280 00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:58,819 They already made the posters. 281 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:00,740 Ready to order? Very. 282 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:04,108 I came to this restaurant for one thing and one thing only. 283 00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:11,568 And that thing is...? 284 00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:13,764 Sorry. Uh, one of your world fa... 285 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,873 One of our world's fattest hot dogs coming up. 286 00:11:17,961 --> 00:11:19,659 No! The... The slider. 287 00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:21,576 - And how would you like it? - Me... 288 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,694 - Yes, you, sir... - Dium rare. 289 00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:27,506 And can you have it delivered to the pool, please? 290 00:11:27,593 --> 00:11:28,985 Of course. 291 00:11:30,749 --> 00:11:32,474 Okay, that slider goes to the pool, 292 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,702 And it looks like we need one for Mr. Beckham to the roof. 293 00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:36,443 You seen a guy in a black hoodie? 294 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,748 - Just left. - Thanks. 295 00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:38,688 Oh, I'll be back. 296 00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:41,122 I'm dying to try one of your world's fattest hot dogs. 297 00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:51,021 Hey, you here at the mall? 298 00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:53,242 No, not yet. Why are you breathing so hard? 299 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,497 Oh, um, a bunch of kids were vaping next to me, 300 00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:58,036 and I had to army-crawl into a-a candle store. 301 00:11:58,124 --> 00:11:59,990 Yeah. Is there anything you want while I'm here? 302 00:12:00,077 --> 00:12:02,471 Can I tell you what I want, what I really, really want? 303 00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:04,364 You're watching me right now, aren't you? 304 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,496 Oh... 305 00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:06,630 Cam, okay, look. 306 00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:08,328 I was hoping I'd run into Posh 307 00:12:08,439 --> 00:12:10,778 here at the gym for a private moment, okay? 308 00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:12,614 Look, we're both after the Beck hams. 309 00:12:12,755 --> 00:12:14,224 Let's come up with a plan together... 310 00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:15,513 Meet me at the swim-up bar. 311 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:16,856 There's a swim-up bar?! 312 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,612 I know, we should be living here 313 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,802 and Alex should be living in our stupid house. 314 00:12:26,524 --> 00:12:27,699 Hey! 315 00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:34,763 Higgins, I need you! 316 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,083 Where are you?! 317 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:40,106 A spot of bother, I see? 318 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,544 I can't do it! 319 00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:42,755 Oh, of course you can. 320 00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,062 I'll just crawl in front of you 321 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,552 so you can grab me around the waist. 322 00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:48,039 I apologize in advance for any giggling. 323 00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:49,564 I'm cursed with the tickle gene. 324 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,028 What's going on? 325 00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:53,125 Someone's stuck on the slide. 326 00:12:53,257 --> 00:12:54,520 She tried to climb back down, but... 327 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,278 No backsides, I get it.Yeah. 328 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,724 Oh, oh, oh! That's for me. 329 00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:58,872 Thank you. 330 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:01,811 - But it goes too fast! - Oh, no, don't worry. 331 00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:04,070 I shall vary the flex of my buttocks to control our speed. 332 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:05,861 We should be... 333 00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:07,439 No! 334 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:09,580 My deepest apologies! 335 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:15,156 Oh, no! 336 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,988 Okay. 337 00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:24,219 Noooo!! 338 00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:26,790 That one's sorted. 339 00:13:31,183 --> 00:13:34,173 I need some sparkling water sent up to the hot tub cabanas. 340 00:13:34,301 --> 00:13:35,259 Can't say for whom, 341 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,088 but let's include a glass of champagne 342 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:39,618 in case his posh wife joins him. 343 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,508 Easy. 344 00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:48,205 Easy. 345 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,251 Come on! 346 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,282 Higgins! Hey, hey. 347 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:54,806 Um, listen... 348 00:13:54,894 --> 00:13:57,201 I need your help getting my hands on the slider. 349 00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:58,860 The slider? 350 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:00,179 Oh, of course. 351 00:14:00,336 --> 00:14:01,381 Quite a looker, that one. 352 00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:02,752 Well, that's the problem... so far, 353 00:14:02,839 --> 00:14:04,479 I've only been able to look and not taste. 354 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,188 Say no more. I shall find a way to deliver the slider to you. 355 00:14:08,276 --> 00:14:10,102 Great! Um, is there somewhere private 356 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,018 where I could enjoy the slider alone? 357 00:14:12,173 --> 00:14:14,110 Might I suggest one of our rooftop hot tubs 358 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,110 overlooking the city? 359 00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:16,388 Perfect, I'll wait there. 360 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:18,727 And I'll... I'll need a bib... I can make a mess. 361 00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:28,695 Still crisp. 362 00:14:29,731 --> 00:14:31,037 He's close. 363 00:14:36,282 --> 00:14:37,588 How'd I get back here? 364 00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:45,567 Ah, Posh. 365 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,962 Thank you. 366 00:14:47,079 --> 00:14:48,561 Your husband has asked that you meet him 367 00:14:48,648 --> 00:14:50,996 up in one of the rooftop hot tubs for some champagne. 368 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:52,695 Phil. 369 00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:57,695 Hi. 370 00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:05,282 Higgins! The slides aren't the enemy. 371 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:06,565 Fear is. 372 00:15:06,653 --> 00:15:09,047 It's always a thrill to see one of my residents grow. 373 00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,914 By the way, a certain mystery man 374 00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:12,265 has spotted you around the building 375 00:15:12,352 --> 00:15:14,135 and has requested your presence on the roof. 376 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:18,095 Jay's finally doing something romantic! 377 00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:20,881 Just when I thought he was a clueless grouch. 378 00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,602 How many lobbies does this place have?! 379 00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:34,116 Excuse me. Where can I find a bathing suit? 380 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:36,171 Oh, there are complimentary suits in all of the cabanas. 381 00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:39,077 - Ooh. - Worry not, I boil them myself nightly. 382 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,288 Ah. 383 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:41,452 Let's see a robot do that. 384 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,835 Hi, Higgins. We have a bit of an unusual request. 385 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:46,725 Now, we know you need to be discreet, but... 386 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,921 we are hoping to have a rendezvous 387 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:50,265 with a certain distinguished Brit. 388 00:15:50,352 --> 00:15:51,240 Hmm? 389 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:52,600 Consider it arranged. 390 00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,166 - Okay. - Okay. 391 00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:01,300 Still no sign of the ladies. 392 00:16:01,388 --> 00:16:03,086 Maybe they're in a different cabana. 393 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:06,592 Mine's here. 394 00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:07,889 Let's wait for the blonde. 395 00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:09,710 I only know how to do this with even numbers. 396 00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:11,641 Hello, Mr. Robot! 397 00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:14,766 Can you tell me where to go for my romantic surprise? 398 00:16:14,906 --> 00:16:15,940 Gloria?! 399 00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,274 Now mine's here, but yours is gone. 400 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:30,896 Now they're both gone! 401 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:31,769 They'll be back. 402 00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:33,466 Maybe one of them had a nanny emergency. 403 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:34,816 Let's wait for them in there. 404 00:16:35,672 --> 00:16:36,717 Slider? 405 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:38,154 Arriving shortly. Cabana 3. 406 00:16:38,242 --> 00:16:39,037 Thank you. 407 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,976 Here we are, then. 408 00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:46,783 Higgins, what are you doing?! 409 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:48,586 Oh, role play. 410 00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:51,538 I know I am but a lowly stable boy, 411 00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:53,694 unwanted in the master's quarters, but... 412 00:16:53,782 --> 00:16:56,315 Perhaps you'd like to teach me a lesson? 413 00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:57,858 Just stay away from the face. 414 00:16:57,946 --> 00:17:00,109 Uh, obviously there's been some sort of misunderstanding. 415 00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:02,069 Yeah, do we look like the kind of people 416 00:17:02,157 --> 00:17:04,295 that would be into some sort of weird role play 417 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:06,139 involving a stable boy? 418 00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:07,370 I'm assuming he's been naughty 419 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,720 and would do anything to keep his job. 420 00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:11,077 Cam... Cam? 421 00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:13,655 In my defense, I do get this request quite often. 422 00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:14,943 Particularly around the holidays. 423 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,422 Actually, um... 424 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:20,045 we were hoping to meet a certain celebrity couple. 425 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,139 Yeah. Say no more. 426 00:17:21,227 --> 00:17:22,777 I make no promises, but let me just 427 00:17:22,864 --> 00:17:25,438 wriggle back into my shorts and make some inquiries. 428 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,766 Ah, wonderful timing! 429 00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:36,288 Please step into Cabana 3... Your mystery man awaits. 430 00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:41,638 Hi. 431 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:45,045 I know that you and I aren’t supposed to be here, 432 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:49,836 but after today, I am tired of living a life of fear. 433 00:17:49,994 --> 00:17:52,997 Was Gloria Claire's brunette surprise? 434 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:57,874 It all started when Claire gave me a free pass to Fun Town. 435 00:17:58,219 --> 00:18:01,772 I thought, just try it today. 436 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,907 Take a ride, see how it feels. 437 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,541 Oh. I never noticed how sexy your feet are. 438 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:10,432 Thank you, 439 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,721 but this isn't happening, Gloria! 440 00:18:15,153 --> 00:18:17,713 Oh, there you are. Sorry we missed you at the bowling alley. 441 00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:19,862 She looked different with a headband on. 442 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:21,924 Warming up in a hot tub first... 443 00:18:22,012 --> 00:18:25,088 Unconventional, but, hey, anything to loosen up Becks. 444 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:26,456 Did we meet a Becky? 445 00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:28,764 Maybe. There were so many of them. 446 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,149 So, how old is this Becks? 447 00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:32,291 44. 448 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,430 It's on. 449 00:18:33,518 --> 00:18:35,104 Oh, there you are. 450 00:18:38,398 --> 00:18:41,081 Wait... you're Becks? 451 00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,276 Yep, and I'm eager to learn. 452 00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:47,245 A warning... my form is clumsy, but I'm great on my feet. 453 00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:53,370 Okay, who gets the dude? 454 00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:55,291 This never happened. 455 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,666 Fine, I'll take him. 456 00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:03,065 But we're just gonna hang out and see where it goes. 457 00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,510 Mmm! 458 00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:14,518 Pardon the interruption. 459 00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:15,999 It looks like you're finished with the slider? 460 00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:18,611 I am, and can I be honest? I prefer bigger buns. 461 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,881 It's wonderful to just talk like men sometimes, isn't it? 462 00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:22,229 It is. 463 00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:27,596 Jay, what are you doing here? 464 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,956 I've spent the whole day looking for that miserable... 465 00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:34,002 You're the Foodie in a Who-Dy?! 466 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,526 W-Why would you say that? 467 00:19:37,205 --> 00:19:38,452 Ketchup! 468 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,096 I'm trying, but I'm lost! 469 00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:41,682 You insulted my mother! 470 00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:44,284 Oh, my God. You're Close to Outlaw?! 471 00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:45,932 It's Closet Outlaw! 472 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,316 Jay, I don't blame you for being mad. 473 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:50,102 I-I turned my legions of fans against you, and, uh... 474 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,947 it's Foodie in a Hoodie, by... by the way. 475 00:19:52,035 --> 00:19:54,074 But you got a bigger problem at home that I just heard about, 476 00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:55,541 and I think I can help you with it. 477 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,541 - Claire? - Oh! Gloria. 478 00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:58,945 I can't believe you recognized me. 479 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,947 I'm so sorry about my hair. 480 00:20:01,152 --> 00:20:04,510 I'm so glad that we can finally talk about it. 481 00:20:04,598 --> 00:20:07,604 Grow it out, let yourself be a girl. 482 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:09,674 Okay, final set of instructions 483 00:20:09,778 --> 00:20:11,657 on a day that will no doubt be a memorable chapter 484 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,081 in my forthcoming memoir, "You Rang?" 485 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,270 You, Cabana 2. 486 00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:16,346 You, Cabana 3. 487 00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:17,566 Oh. 488 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:22,649 You are romantic. 489 00:20:23,826 --> 00:20:26,174 Honey, if you don't like my hair, I can change it. 490 00:20:26,262 --> 00:20:27,581 What? I love it. 491 00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:29,073 Maybe next week I can arrange 492 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,057 a little rendezvous with a redhead. 493 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,588 O-Okay. 494 00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:36,416 I'm glad we cleared that up. 495 00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:38,534 I can't wait for my bowling lesson with you. 496 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:40,010 Oh, my God. 497 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,831 Foot-y in a Hoodie was here today. 498 00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:43,518 Ah, you're great. 499 00:20:43,606 --> 00:20:45,596 When does Posh get here? 500 00:20:45,684 --> 00:20:47,081 And I apologize for being late. 501 00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:48,649 You know, I-I left a message. 502 00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:49,883 I'm sorry! Missed your call. 503 00:20:49,971 --> 00:20:50,988 Can you say that one more time? 504 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,163 Um... 505 00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:58,508 So, I got a few incidental charges from yesterday. 506 00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:00,745 $200 for Sugar Baby procurement? 507 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:01,891 Sorry. 508 00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:04,692 Eight sliders and one coconut water? 509 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:05,922 He charged me for that? 510 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:08,299 $300 for a slide rescue. 511 00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:11,437 $40 fine for the non-wiping of stationary bike. 512 00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:12,570 I barely sweat. 513 00:21:12,658 --> 00:21:13,838 You're sweating right now. 514 00:21:13,926 --> 00:21:17,252 A $150 fine for the non-return of leg warmers. 515 00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:20,799 And eight $100 West world entry fees? 516 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,946 Oh, my God. We left Cam there! 517 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,330 Oh, no! 518 00:21:29,829 --> 00:21:32,139 Sync corrections by srjanapala