1 00:00:01,281 --> 00:00:04,031 Guys, I am nailing my seating chart. 2 00:00:05,604 --> 00:00:07,767 Can you not put me near Luke? I can't with the chewing. 3 00:00:07,855 --> 00:00:09,368 You are a spoiled city kid. 4 00:00:09,456 --> 00:00:12,003 I was 11 before I got to sit at the people table. 5 00:00:12,401 --> 00:00:14,455 Cam. Cam, I've asked you 10 times. 6 00:00:14,543 --> 00:00:15,918 Why haven't you sent me our itinerary 7 00:00:16,005 --> 00:00:17,184 for your trip to your parents' house? 8 00:00:17,271 --> 00:00:18,196 Been a little busy. 9 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,503 Okay, well, you spent three hours making a JibJab 10 00:00:20,591 --> 00:00:22,753 of you, me, and Lily dancing in Santa's Twerkshop. 11 00:00:22,841 --> 00:00:23,886 Look at our butts. 12 00:00:23,974 --> 00:00:25,448 - Yeah. - Merry Christmas! 13 00:00:25,536 --> 00:00:27,065 - Merry Christmas. - Hello. 14 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,442 So, who's going to get me a drink? 15 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,417 Mama's done breast-feeding. 16 00:00:29,505 --> 00:00:31,157 These babies are all mine again, 17 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:32,434 and I'm ready to fill 'em up with wine. 18 00:00:32,521 --> 00:00:34,302 Ooh. Well, not how the human body works, 19 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:35,948 but I'm very happy for you. 20 00:00:36,064 --> 00:00:38,480 - Ah! I've missed Old Haley! - Ohh! Me too. 21 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:41,175 Oh, hey, can you move Haley away from me and the twins? 22 00:00:41,263 --> 00:00:43,800 My present to her is the night off from Mommy duties, so... 23 00:00:43,888 --> 00:00:45,941 Okay, well, I would've appreciated a little heads-up, 24 00:00:46,028 --> 00:00:47,722 but it's a thoughtful gift, so... 25 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:49,269 It's also free, which is helpful 26 00:00:49,357 --> 00:00:51,597 because I forgot my ATM pin last summer. 27 00:00:51,735 --> 00:00:54,198 Any chance I ever mentioned my four favorite numbers to you? 28 00:00:54,286 --> 00:00:55,410 - No. - Oh, no. 29 00:00:55,498 --> 00:00:57,647 Please move me away from Gloria. It'll be weird. 30 00:00:57,944 --> 00:00:59,525 Gloria's been working for my dad. 31 00:00:59,691 --> 00:01:02,426 He totally mentored her, and then the other day, 32 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,972 I caught her interviewing with his competitors. 33 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:06,418 So, if I come on board, 34 00:01:06,506 --> 00:01:08,832 do I have to change my hairstyle? 35 00:01:10,952 --> 00:01:12,871 We'll talk about it. It's kind of our thing. 36 00:01:15,704 --> 00:01:17,105 Word to the wise... 37 00:01:17,193 --> 00:01:20,004 I'm like the last five Matthew McConaughey movies. 38 00:01:20,369 --> 00:01:21,504 You never saw me. 39 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:25,495 Fine. 40 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,451 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 41 00:01:27,553 --> 00:01:29,019 - Hello. - Wow! 42 00:01:29,107 --> 00:01:31,722 Now, this is what a Christmas table should look like. 43 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:32,777 - Huh. - No offense, honey. 44 00:01:32,865 --> 00:01:35,002 I also love your whole "who cares" approach. 45 00:01:35,924 --> 00:01:37,736 Um... Cam? 46 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:39,306 I can't sit next to Dad. 47 00:01:39,394 --> 00:01:41,704 I think he's gonna ask me to work for his stupid dog bed company. 48 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:43,059 Ugh. Claire! 49 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,260 What?! 50 00:01:44,348 --> 00:01:46,337 I can't break his heart on Christmas. 51 00:01:46,425 --> 00:01:47,423 You know how the holiday makes him 52 00:01:47,511 --> 00:01:49,416 so sweet and vulnerable. 53 00:01:49,504 --> 00:01:50,853 I hate this damn scarf! 54 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,486 I look like Anjelica Huston! 55 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:54,244 Cam bought it! You wear it! 56 00:01:54,569 --> 00:01:55,750 Hey! 57 00:01:55,838 --> 00:01:58,416 Love the scarf! I feel like a movie star! 58 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:00,781 Cam, put me next to Claire, okay? 59 00:02:00,869 --> 00:02:02,151 I want to talk to her about something. 60 00:02:02,238 --> 00:02:03,619 Phil: There she is! 61 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,023 I can't wait to give you your gift. 62 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:06,692 Should we open it now? Let's open it now. 63 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:08,260 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 64 00:02:08,348 --> 00:02:09,696 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 65 00:02:09,807 --> 00:02:10,837 Huh? 66 00:02:10,978 --> 00:02:12,024 You get it? 67 00:02:12,112 --> 00:02:14,072 2020 vision. 68 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,574 It works two ways. 69 00:02:15,662 --> 00:02:17,384 You are gonna be on so many bus benches. 70 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:19,222 And in a different way than when you had to go somewhere 71 00:02:19,309 --> 00:02:20,595 before you married Jay. 72 00:02:20,714 --> 00:02:23,530 Wow. Dad, that is a lovely gesture. 73 00:02:23,648 --> 00:02:24,829 Thank you, Alex. 74 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:27,666 You always know what to say and what not to say. 75 00:02:27,754 --> 00:02:29,111 Phil, you're amazing. 76 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:31,127 Which is ironic, I think, 77 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:34,465 because your son might be a sociopath. 78 00:02:34,886 --> 00:02:36,619 Wait. W-What's all this, then? 79 00:02:36,707 --> 00:02:38,314 Why don't you ask him? 80 00:02:38,687 --> 00:02:39,861 Luke, what happened? 81 00:02:39,949 --> 00:02:42,127 I will tell you what happened. 82 00:02:42,215 --> 00:02:45,439 Instead of helping Manny get Sherry back, 83 00:02:45,527 --> 00:02:48,205 he stole her for himself! 84 00:02:49,262 --> 00:02:51,244 It's true. Sherry and I are a thing. 85 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,048 - What?! - Oh, my God. Wow. -Seriously? 86 00:02:53,136 --> 00:02:54,939 Cam, take Manny off. 87 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,205 He's not coming. 88 00:02:56,293 --> 00:02:58,314 Okay, fine. Everybody just sit wherever they want, 89 00:02:58,402 --> 00:03:00,931 like a bunch of hobos around a barrel fire. 90 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,048 Captions by VITAC... 91 00:03:03,274 --> 00:03:06,041 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 92 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,087 And brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 93 00:03:08,174 --> 00:03:10,174 Sync corrections by srjanapala 94 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:11,697 *MODERN FAMILY* Season 11 Episode 09 95 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:13,284 *MODERN FAMILY* Episode Title :"The Last Christmas" 96 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,720 Luke, how could you do this? 97 00:03:16,808 --> 00:03:18,173 And to Manny, of all people? 98 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:21,345 I feel bad, but this thing with Sherry is... 99 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:22,689 special. 100 00:03:22,945 --> 00:03:24,752 This isn't my usual hit it and quit it. 101 00:03:24,848 --> 00:03:26,368 - That's rough on the ears. - Charming. 102 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:28,541 Plus, Sherry doesn't want to be with Manny, 103 00:03:28,629 --> 00:03:30,455 and... we really connect. 104 00:03:31,024 --> 00:03:32,142 Well, I... 105 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,384 I guess if you really care about her that much... 106 00:03:34,472 --> 00:03:35,400 I do. 107 00:03:35,488 --> 00:03:36,995 She's smart and cool, 108 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,379 and, man, does she make me laugh. 109 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:39,491 I get it. 110 00:03:39,579 --> 00:03:41,270 Nothing sexier than a funny woman. 111 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,280 Or an organized one. 112 00:03:44,031 --> 00:03:46,050 So, what's up with you and Cam? 113 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:47,352 I'm sensing tension. 114 00:03:47,481 --> 00:03:48,839 I didn't sense any tension. 115 00:03:48,927 --> 00:03:50,261 I was just looking for some drama 116 00:03:50,349 --> 00:03:51,721 and figured it was a safe bet. 117 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,221 There is tension! 118 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:55,268 - Mm! - Okay, so, first of all, 119 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:57,857 he's being extra crazy about this dinner. 120 00:03:57,945 --> 00:03:59,237 - Uh-huh. - But now get this... 121 00:03:59,325 --> 00:04:00,817 Every Christmas, I complain about 122 00:04:00,905 --> 00:04:03,159 having to go home with him to... to see his family, 123 00:04:03,301 --> 00:04:05,636 and this year, he said I don't have to go. 124 00:04:05,836 --> 00:04:07,292 And he was totally cool about it. 125 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,034 Oh, no. Super fishy. 126 00:04:09,369 --> 00:04:10,539 So, you didn't find any clues 127 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:11,620 when you went through his luggage? 128 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,362 I... didn't go through his luggage. 129 00:04:13,526 --> 00:04:15,393 It's like you want your marriage to fall apart. 130 00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:17,011 Come on. Ugh. 131 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:20,800 What are we gonna do about Luke and Manny? 132 00:04:20,888 --> 00:04:22,441 Nothing. The last thing I want 133 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,055 is to get into a whole thing with Gloria. 134 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:25,198 Hey, hon, got a minute? 135 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:26,456 Ugh. Second to last. 136 00:04:26,544 --> 00:04:28,497 Sorry, Dad! I gotta get into a whole thing with Gloria. 137 00:04:28,585 --> 00:04:30,081 Or nobody gets into anything with anybody 138 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,682 and we have a storybook Christmas. 139 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:33,019 - How about a mini cheeseball? - Mnh-mnh. 140 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,254 Is Luke going to break up with Sherry? 141 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,221 Gloria, I am sorry that Manny is so upset, 142 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:40,096 but Luke's feelings are sincere. 143 00:04:40,191 --> 00:04:42,039 He's already beating himself up. 144 00:04:42,127 --> 00:04:44,109 Please, don't be mad at him. 145 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:45,862 You're right. I shouldn't be mad at Luke. 146 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:47,418 He didn't raise himself. 147 00:04:47,694 --> 00:04:48,815 Uh... 148 00:04:48,911 --> 00:04:49,854 one more time? 149 00:04:49,942 --> 00:04:52,589 Based on the stories from your past, 150 00:04:52,677 --> 00:04:56,661 you've rarely denied yourself the pleasures of the flesh. 151 00:04:56,749 --> 00:04:58,040 - Okay! Time... - Wow! 152 00:04:58,128 --> 00:04:59,760 - Time out! Time out! - Cam? Cam! 153 00:04:59,848 --> 00:05:02,174 Why do you have a first-class ticket to Missouri? 154 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:04,924 Okay, not now. And why are you digging through my suitcase? 155 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:06,019 - Uh... - Hey, Dad? 156 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:07,206 Are you just gonna stand there 157 00:05:07,293 --> 00:05:08,768 while your wife calls me a tramp? 158 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:10,729 I feel this is a risky time to weigh in. 159 00:05:10,817 --> 00:05:12,338 Agreed. No more fighting. 160 00:05:12,426 --> 00:05:14,744 Let's just all enjoy a cheeseball! 161 00:05:14,832 --> 00:05:16,981 - Mnh. - It's my grandma's 100-year-old recipe, 162 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:19,251 except I use cayenne pepper instead of cocaine. 163 00:05:19,339 --> 00:05:20,420 Phil: I'm sorry, Gloria. 164 00:05:20,496 --> 00:05:22,299 No one calls my wife loose. 165 00:05:22,387 --> 00:05:25,137 In her day, did she enjoy the company of a few men? Sure. 166 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,137 Is it hard to leave the house 167 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:27,808 without running into one of her ex-lovers? 168 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,284 Depends on what city we're in. 169 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,283 Do you have an end to this? 170 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,152 Her body, her choices, 171 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,135 all over this beautiful planet! 172 00:05:34,223 --> 00:05:35,143 Can we get back to the 173 00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:36,407 - first-class ticket thing? - Yeah. Yeah. 174 00:05:36,494 --> 00:05:37,467 What are we hiding? 175 00:05:37,512 --> 00:05:38,768 Okay, I'm not sure what you have to do with this, 176 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,570 but my parents bought me that ticket. 177 00:05:40,658 --> 00:05:41,650 Your parents? 178 00:05:41,738 --> 00:05:42,854 The people whose idea of fancy 179 00:05:42,941 --> 00:05:44,979 is dropping a Certs into a jar of schnapps? 180 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:47,315 I'll have you know that Grandma's Mint Rockets 181 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,781 are the cocktail of choice at the governor's mansion. 182 00:05:49,898 --> 00:05:51,041 You coddle Manny. 183 00:05:51,129 --> 00:05:52,911 He should already be over Sherry. 184 00:05:52,999 --> 00:05:55,291 But I guess that's what happens when you let a kid 185 00:05:55,379 --> 00:05:57,361 sleep in your bed till he's... 15. 186 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:58,381 13. 187 00:05:58,469 --> 00:06:00,017 Why are we talking about Manny, anyway, 188 00:06:00,105 --> 00:06:01,455 when this is clearly Phil's fault? 189 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:02,650 What? What?! 190 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:03,627 Well, I mean, you obviously 191 00:06:03,722 --> 00:06:05,548 didn't teach Luke about the gentlemen's code. 192 00:06:05,683 --> 00:06:06,822 I did so! 193 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,565 Never leave a high-five hanging, 194 00:06:08,653 --> 00:06:10,807 no hug is too tight if you slap the guy's back... 195 00:06:10,895 --> 00:06:12,810 It's never steal a broad from a friend, 196 00:06:12,898 --> 00:06:14,205 never let him grow a mustache 197 00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:15,736 unless they're a first responder. 198 00:06:15,824 --> 00:06:18,840 Okay. That is some high horse you're on there, Dad. 199 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:21,343 Accusing Phil of dropping the parenting ball? 200 00:06:21,431 --> 00:06:22,369 Here we go. 201 00:06:22,457 --> 00:06:24,139 Name two of my friends growing up. 202 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:26,236 The mean one and the heavy one. 203 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:28,830 Hey, just a heads-up... Manny's here. 204 00:06:28,918 --> 00:06:29,820 What? 205 00:06:29,908 --> 00:06:32,197 That shows how brave he is. 206 00:06:32,285 --> 00:06:34,088 Eh, but let's talk about something else. 207 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:38,080 The last thing he wants is to make all this a big deal. 208 00:06:40,432 --> 00:06:41,801 Hello, all. 209 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,041 Forgive my somber drapings, 210 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:47,377 but like Masha in Chekhov's "The Seagull," 211 00:06:47,479 --> 00:06:49,281 I am in mourning for my life. 212 00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:52,260 And don't worry. I don't want any trouble. 213 00:06:52,398 --> 00:06:54,881 Today is not about me. It's about family. 214 00:06:55,077 --> 00:06:56,283 Our family. 215 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:58,135 And the deep, profound love we share. 216 00:06:58,307 --> 00:06:59,619 Man, that's cheesy. 217 00:06:59,707 --> 00:07:01,346 Maybe, but it's how I feel. 218 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,815 Thank you, Manny, for reminding us all 219 00:07:03,948 --> 00:07:05,158 what's important 220 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:08,494 and how this should be the most memorable Christmas. 221 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:11,002 Manny, would you care for a champagne cocktail? 222 00:07:11,111 --> 00:07:13,236 Please. I do love champagne. 223 00:07:13,427 --> 00:07:15,119 And maybe when I turn my back, 224 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:17,324 Luke can put his tongue all over it. 225 00:07:20,284 --> 00:07:21,286 Mm-huh. 226 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:23,332 Every thing hurts. 227 00:07:26,181 --> 00:07:27,597 Luke, I think you should go. 228 00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:29,855 No. He is not going anywhere. 229 00:07:29,943 --> 00:07:33,605 Every family has a bad seed that needs to be cast out 230 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,897 so that they can find their way back. 231 00:07:35,984 --> 00:07:38,457 I thought that ours was going to be Haley, 232 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,493 but an accidental pregnancy 233 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,964 saved her from a life of degradation. 234 00:07:43,052 --> 00:07:44,087 Aww! 235 00:07:44,175 --> 00:07:45,894 - W... - Nobody has to leave. 236 00:07:46,088 --> 00:07:48,353 I can spend one evening with the people I love 237 00:07:48,441 --> 00:07:49,494 and a shifty lecher 238 00:07:49,582 --> 00:07:51,369 who sleeps in a shower cap filled with mayonnaise. 239 00:07:51,456 --> 00:07:52,660 It gives me my sheen. 240 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:54,587 And I told you that in confidence, you hump! 241 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,964 Okay! Knock it off! 242 00:07:56,087 --> 00:07:58,002 It is time for some farm justice. 243 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,066 Back home, when we have two alpha bulls, 244 00:08:00,154 --> 00:08:02,980 we lock 'em in a pen and let them fight it out. 245 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:05,582 This is between Manny and Luke. 246 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,714 Come on! Let's go. Hyah! Hyah! 247 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:10,113 Oh, and help yourself to a gingerbread person. 248 00:08:10,201 --> 00:08:12,116 They're both gluten and gender free. 249 00:08:12,204 --> 00:08:13,308 Ohh! 250 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,863 - Oh. - Isn't they a cutie? 251 00:08:16,657 --> 00:08:19,714 Do not come out of this room until this is settled. 252 00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:22,488 I will tell you what I tell the bulls, gentlemen... 253 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:23,757 I love you both, 254 00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:26,699 but don't make me regret letting you keep your testicles. 255 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:31,185 Okay. Punch me. 256 00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:33,246 I know it sounds crazy, but I think... 257 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,316 Whoa! Amazing! 258 00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:36,902 I can't believe you did that! 259 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,473 Me neither. And it didn't make me feel better, by the way. 260 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,594 Maybe kick him or jab him in the eye. 261 00:08:41,682 --> 00:08:42,847 Manny, I'm sorry. 262 00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:44,019 I wish it were someone else, 263 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,022 but I really do care about Sherry. 264 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,714 I go to sleep thinking about her. 265 00:08:47,802 --> 00:08:49,550 I wake up thinking about her. 266 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,076 When I see her, it's like... 267 00:08:51,217 --> 00:08:52,777 my heart is smiling. 268 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,681 Wow. I didn't think this house could get any gayer. 269 00:08:55,856 --> 00:08:58,806 Well, I care about her, too, and I want her to be happy. 270 00:08:58,857 --> 00:09:00,137 So... 271 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:01,761 make sure she knows how you feel. 272 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,769 She's the kind of girl who needs to hear that. 273 00:09:04,345 --> 00:09:06,816 I don't know. I'm not good at that stuff. 274 00:09:06,904 --> 00:09:08,769 I'm better off just playing it cool. 275 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,855 Can't believe I'm saying this... 276 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,167 but I can help. 277 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,829 I'll talk, you type. 278 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,810 Are you being nice to make me feel worser? 279 00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:19,707 Okay, I'll talk and type. 280 00:09:21,378 --> 00:09:22,425 Honey, there you are! 281 00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:23,793 I've been wanting to talk to you 282 00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:25,886 - about something... - About the greatest golf shot 283 00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:27,019 you ever made? 284 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:28,589 - What was that? - Oh, man. 285 00:09:28,677 --> 00:09:30,355 - 10th hole at Riviera. - Mm-hmm? 286 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:32,165 I had a decision to make. Yeah? 287 00:09:32,253 --> 00:09:34,466 I could go left and stay out of trouble or... 288 00:09:34,554 --> 00:09:36,122 Can't do it. Is Phil calling me? 289 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:38,459 Listen, before you run, I have a professional opportunity 290 00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:39,724 - I'd like you to think... - I-I'd love to hear it. 291 00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:41,800 J... I'm just a little stuffy. Let me get some air. 292 00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:43,512 Are you aware that there are 293 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,282 15 times more dogs in the world than Italians? 294 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,942 Feels offensive. Not sure why. 295 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,093 - Should we be mingling? - Listen. 296 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,981 - I'm not gonna do a big spiel. - Mm-hmm. 297 00:09:51,076 --> 00:09:53,514 Suffice to say that science has shown us 298 00:09:53,602 --> 00:09:57,326 that having a well-rested dog improves our earning potential 299 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:59,363 - more than attending college. - Dad? 300 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,412 Can we play with my trucks now? 301 00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:03,175 Give me a couple of minutes, buddy, okay? 302 00:10:03,262 --> 00:10:06,639 'Cause I'm talking to the new VP of Dog Beds by Stella. 303 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,524 Claire? 304 00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:12,873 Claire? 305 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,046 Do you really think that Cam's parents 306 00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:16,436 bought him a first-class ticket? 307 00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:17,537 Aren't they poor? 308 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,303 Don't they, like, eat plants and animals 309 00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:20,505 they find in their yard? 310 00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:22,053 They're farmers, yes. 311 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,287 We gotta dig deeper. 312 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,850 Get Cam's phone. Check his texts. 313 00:10:24,938 --> 00:10:26,459 That's an invasion of his privacy. 314 00:10:26,547 --> 00:10:28,261 Plus, I don't even know his passcode. 315 00:10:28,349 --> 00:10:29,374 Well, I just need his face. 316 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,821 I break into Dylan's phone all the time while he's sleeping. 317 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:32,990 Not that I need to. 318 00:10:33,078 --> 00:10:34,780 All he does is Google water parks. 319 00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:37,233 Ooh! Uncle Cam! 320 00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:39,748 I forgot my phone in my car, 321 00:10:39,836 --> 00:10:42,182 and I want to take a Boomerang of me and my favorite uncle 322 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,335 at his gorgeous Christmas dinner. 323 00:10:43,422 --> 00:10:45,046 Can I use yours? Well, that's very flattering, 324 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,217 - but I'm a little busy with... - A-5, 6, 7, 8. 325 00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:49,865 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 326 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,397 Aha! It's gonna be huge. I'm gonna text it to myself. 327 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,537 Okay, well, thank you. 328 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:54,872 We're in. Bring the wine. 329 00:10:54,998 --> 00:10:56,980 Ooh, do Lily next. I'm worried she's vaping. 330 00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:59,248 Dad? What are you doing over here by yourself? 331 00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:00,364 Are you okay? 332 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,951 Oh, I'm... I'm worried this Luke and Manny thing 333 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,787 will affect me and Gloria at work. 334 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,639 We've been having such a great time. 335 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,967 I call us "Chica and the Man." 336 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,045 Dad, I have to tell you something. 337 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,756 - Tell him what? - How?! 338 00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:18,255 Hey, everybody, look who's friends again. 339 00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:19,334 That's right. 340 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,569 Luke's gonna date Sherry, Manny's okay. 341 00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:24,053 Problem solved, farm-style! 342 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,186 Moooo... 343 00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:26,439 Sorry about that. 344 00:11:26,527 --> 00:11:28,072 Back home, when someone would yell "farm-style," 345 00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:28,912 we'd all moo together. 346 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,081 It's a sign of good breeding. 347 00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:33,119 Anyway, come. Sit, sit. Let's go. Sit down. 348 00:11:34,225 --> 00:11:35,787 How do you call yourself Colombian 349 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:39,323 after letting that skunk off the hook so easily? 350 00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:42,061 Tell me, at least, that you have one of his toes in your pocket. 351 00:11:42,199 --> 00:11:44,592 Come on, now, Gloria. This is good news. 352 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,828 Disloyalty being rewarded? 353 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:48,931 Disloyalty? Really? 354 00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,983 Dad, I caught Gloria interviewing for a job with another Realtor. 355 00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:53,353 What?! 356 00:11:53,487 --> 00:11:55,920 Chica! How could you? 357 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,045 Jay: There she is. 358 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,873 The woman that threw herself out the window to avoid me. 359 00:11:59,961 --> 00:12:02,147 No, Dad. Don't be silly. I-I fell. 360 00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:03,450 No, no, no, honey. I get it. 361 00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:04,734 You don't want to come and work for me, 362 00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:05,998 and I think I know why. 363 00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:07,397 Dad, I'm sorry. 364 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,389 No, you don't want to let me down again, 365 00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:12,834 like with that whole... Ezravision fiasco. 366 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,061 What? 367 00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:16,772 Oh, insensitive old white men. 368 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,475 What would Christmas be without one? 369 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,483 We seem to have insensitive people of all ethnicities! 370 00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:23,759 Was that a shot at me? I've been good. 371 00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:26,053 You can't believe the stuff I haven't said today. 372 00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:28,115 Cam, what's up with your trip home? 373 00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:29,384 Your parents aren't even there. 374 00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:31,647 "Merry Christmas. Not Happy Holidays. 375 00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:32,764 - From Galveston." - Okay, 376 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,037 how are you snooping through my phone?! 377 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,248 You! 378 00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:37,537 That was a false Boomerang? 379 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,673 - Well... You know what? Forget it. - Forgiven. 380 00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:42,240 I just want today to be a special Christmas. 381 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,037 Now, please, everyone sit down. 382 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,615 We'll grab hands, say grace, have a lovely meal. 383 00:12:46,703 --> 00:12:49,756 Okay. Grab the person to your left and right. 384 00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:51,411 Dear Lord... 385 00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:53,656 I knew you were still pissed about that Ezravision thing. 386 00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:55,240 - Claire, we are praying. - Mm-hmm. 387 00:12:55,328 --> 00:12:56,877 Thank you for this food... 388 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,951 You signed off on that whole deal, buddy! 389 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:02,209 And I am not afraid of disappointing you. 390 00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:05,209 ...and for our family as we rise above petty grievances... 391 00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:08,045 It's because novelty dog beds are stupid. 392 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,365 Dogs don't care if they're sleeping in a pineapple! 393 00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:12,834 The Piña Colassie got four woofs on Whelp! 394 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,396 That just makes you sound like some... 395 00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:16,115 Please, Lord, help us not use terms 396 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,280 like "imbecile" or "senile old man." 397 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,477 This is the thanks I get for 398 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,070 getting you back into the workplace? 399 00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,172 Nice line, Jay. 400 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,842 I could say the same thing to you wife. 401 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,162 I can't believe that you ratted me out. 402 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,164 I'm not afraid of you! 403 00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:28,368 With... everyone else around. 404 00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:29,769 Okay. That's enough. 405 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,014 I can't believe you all couldn't hold it together 406 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,389 for one meal and not argue! 407 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:36,759 Cam, this is what we always do on the holidays. 408 00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:37,912 What's the big deal? 409 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,082 The big deal is that... 410 00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:41,119 this could be our last Christmas together. 411 00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:42,873 - What? - Last Christmas? 412 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:43,875 - Stop being so dramatic. - What do you mean? 413 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:45,295 Oh, my God. You're dying? 414 00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,358 No, I'm not dying. It's something else. 415 00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:55,202 Is he pausing to be dramatic? 416 00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:56,678 What do you think? 417 00:14:04,672 --> 00:14:06,661 - Will you j... - It all started last fall. 418 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,106 A scout came to one of my games and liked what he saw, 419 00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:11,442 and now I'm one of two finalists 420 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:12,983 for the head coaching position 421 00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:15,262 at the University of North Central Missouri. 422 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,489 - What? - What? - What do you mean? 423 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:18,825 Hey, that's a big deal. 424 00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:20,327 Yeah, they're flying me out to, uh, 425 00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:22,827 meet the athletic director, and if all goes well... 426 00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:25,100 I could start this spring. 427 00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:27,241 W-Why didn't you just tell me? 428 00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:28,849 'Cause I-I didn't want to stress you out 429 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,585 until it was... It was real. 430 00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,137 So... wait. 431 00:14:32,225 --> 00:14:33,749 W-Would you guys really move? 432 00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:35,123 Mitchell's not moving to Missouri. 433 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,653 What would he do for work? Prosecute Otis, the town drunk? 434 00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:39,059 Excuse me. It's not Mayberry. 435 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:41,088 And I'll have you know, our town ne'er-do-well 436 00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:44,591 is a female who's addicted to prescription nasal spray, so... 437 00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:47,394 Okay, and... and... And just for the record, I... 438 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,936 I would go. 439 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:51,952 I mean, it's only fair. Cam's been here forever. 440 00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:53,666 I don't like this. 441 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:54,918 I know, you guys. 442 00:14:55,006 --> 00:14:57,184 But this is an incredible opportunity for him. 443 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,296 How could I say no? 444 00:14:58,384 --> 00:14:59,668 You guys can't go! 445 00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:01,934 I don't want my babies growing up without you. 446 00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:03,928 They're never gonna believe my stories! 447 00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:06,580 See, this is why I kept it a secret. 448 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,615 Here I was, worried about you all ruining Christmas, 449 00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:10,973 and... now I've done it. 450 00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,358 I'm sorry, everyone. 451 00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,069 You have no reason to be sorry. 452 00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:15,921 Yes, I do. I break up families. 453 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:16,990 I'm Liz Taylor. 454 00:15:17,077 --> 00:15:18,241 Why is it never a man? 455 00:15:18,337 --> 00:15:19,959 For what it's worth, Uncle Cam, 456 00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:21,495 my company has an office in New York, 457 00:15:21,582 --> 00:15:23,208 and I said I'd be open to transferring, 458 00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:25,266 so I could easily break up the family. 459 00:15:25,353 --> 00:15:27,254 You... You never mentioned this to us. 460 00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:29,116 Yeah, and I told NERP that I would be 461 00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,951 open to working at the Paris office. 462 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,115 I mean, Dylan and I have always wanted to live there. 463 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:34,131 Wait. 464 00:15:34,219 --> 00:15:36,061 Y-You'd take the babies to France? 465 00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,249 We... We... We've talked about it. 466 00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:41,014 Sorry. I get nervous when you're all looking at me. 467 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,367 A-And I applied 468 00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:45,885 to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London. 469 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,015 I could end up there. 470 00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:48,683 Yeah, that's a real possibility. 471 00:15:48,771 --> 00:15:50,055 Listen, if everyone's taking off, 472 00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:52,015 maybe we buy that house in Palm Springs, 473 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,202 spend a little more time there. 474 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,228 And that means next Christmas would be 475 00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:58,131 me and Phil and some sad little ham? 476 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,830 Oh, wouldn't Joe go with Grandpa and Gloria? 477 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,562 Sorry, sweetie. I'm just drunk and upset. 478 00:16:04,712 --> 00:16:06,302 This got sad. 479 00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:07,995 Right. Well, no... no one's leaving now. 480 00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:08,661 - Yeah. - You know, 481 00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,737 - so let's just enjoy each other while we still can. - Yes! 482 00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:13,007 - Right? - Yes. Help me with the salads, Mitch. 483 00:16:13,095 --> 00:16:13,759 - Yes. Okay. - Yes. 484 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,150 We'll be right back. 485 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:21,754 Hey. 486 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:22,915 Phil... 487 00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:26,361 I took that interview because I love you, 488 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:29,065 and I don't want to screw up our relationship. 489 00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:32,040 I don't want to end up like Claire and Jay. 490 00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:34,570 Please. You and I have been doing great. 491 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:35,759 Because I hold back. 492 00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:37,462 I have strong opinions 493 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:40,315 that I don't tell you because I want to get along. 494 00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:41,640 Like what? 495 00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:43,173 You can tell me anything. 496 00:16:43,261 --> 00:16:45,448 Like that bus bench sign. 497 00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:47,151 I think it's goofy. 498 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:51,658 If we have 20/20 vision, why are we wearing glasses? 499 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:52,830 I get it. 500 00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,588 I just wanted to bring a little joy to our country 501 00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:56,057 in this tumultuous time, but you're not from here, 502 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,432 so maybe it doesn't matter as much to you. 503 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:58,650 You see? 504 00:16:58,954 --> 00:17:00,017 Yes. 505 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,296 Yes. I'm sensitive. 506 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,590 But I-I need this. 507 00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:08,224 New ideas, someone... Someone to push up against me. 508 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:10,040 And honestly, I can't think of anyone 509 00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:12,710 I'd rather have pushing up against me than you. 510 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,314 Ay, Phil, it's been years. 511 00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:16,892 I can't pretend I don't hear those anymore. 512 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,329 Hear what? 513 00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:21,220 Yeah. You're right. 514 00:17:21,399 --> 00:17:25,066 I did sign off on that whole... Ezravision thing. 515 00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:26,394 - Mm-hmm. - It's not your fault. 516 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,312 Well, I, uh... 517 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,564 I might be a little defensive because I feel responsible. 518 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,626 And dog beds aren't... They're not stupid. 519 00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:38,130 People are happy when their dogs are happy, right? 520 00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:40,166 Well, I'm definitely saving lives, 521 00:17:40,254 --> 00:17:43,298 but, I mean, they're not... exactly flying off the shelf. 522 00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:45,569 You were trying to bring me aboard a sinking ship? 523 00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:47,833 Well, I was bringing you aboard to... to save it, 524 00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:49,872 or even if you couldn't, I-I... 525 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,848 I just miss working together. 526 00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:56,153 I feel it gave me a second chance with you. 527 00:17:57,671 --> 00:17:59,520 It did. It did, Dad. 528 00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:01,231 And we're good now. 529 00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:04,096 So, it's time for me to go and prove myself on my own. 530 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,323 Look at this. 531 00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:08,792 10 seconds ago, that was you. 532 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,558 I gotta make sure he and I don't need a second chance. 533 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:13,143 Yeah. Well, watch out. 534 00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:14,629 Pretty soon, he's gonna be working for you. 535 00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:16,244 You know, I don't know if he has the head for it. 536 00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:18,846 He pitched a dog bed the other day in the shape of a cat. 537 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:19,592 Hmm. 538 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,409 I mean, who wants to sleep in your enemy? 539 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:23,737 It would be like me napping in Jon Voight. 540 00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:26,259 - I told you that story... - Yeah. Yeah. 541 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:27,526 Look at that. 542 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,066 You got what you wanted for Christmas. 543 00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:31,581 Yes, and can I just say, everyone is exactly 544 00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:33,346 where I put them in the first place? 545 00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:41,112 What is it about the holidays that makes us so emotional? 546 00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,667 Is it watching our kids grow up? 547 00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:46,575 Who's gonna get it? 548 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,046 Is it how we put our disagreements aside? 549 00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:55,581 What if instead, I am Cher, you are Sonny, 550 00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:58,128 and it says "We've got you, babe"? 551 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:01,534 Gloria, I-I don't know how to say this, but that is 552 00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:05,777 the freshest damn idea I have ever heard! 553 00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,026 I love it! 554 00:19:07,127 --> 00:19:10,276 Is it just being with people you can't imagine life without? 555 00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:11,711 Oh, look, sweetie. 556 00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:14,549 It says that this Missouri town has a lively art scene. 557 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,581 It says "ark scene." 558 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,479 They're preparing for the Lord's next flood? 559 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,601 Oh. 560 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:21,724 Fun. 561 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,513 - Or is it... - Enough! 562 00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,468 Can we just take this picture already? 563 00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:28,109 Excuse me for wanting to cherish you all 564 00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:29,226 as long as I can. 565 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,828 You don't even have the job yet. 566 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:34,101 Alright, the timer's set, everyone. We have 15 seconds! 567 00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:35,403 Let's go, everybody. Hurry up. 568 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:36,598 Luke: Oh, my God. 569 00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:37,820 Sherry broke up with me. 570 00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:38,796 Phil: Oh. 571 00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:41,047 After I texted her all those nice things you told me to say to her. 572 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:42,781 Oh, yeah, that's right! 573 00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:45,052 She hates it when guys move too fast. 574 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,982 Oh, well. Better to have loved and lost. 575 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,343 There's my Colombian boy! 576 00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,286 Hey! I'm back! 577 00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,544 Hi! 578 00:19:57,632 --> 00:19:59,287 So, have you heard anything about the job yet? 579 00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:00,677 No. No, not yet. 580 00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,607 And I may not for a couple months, but... 581 00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:04,624 it's out of my control, and I'm just... 582 00:20:04,712 --> 00:20:05,740 I'm letting go. 583 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:06,911 This is killing me! 584 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,919 Our whole future hangs in the balance, 585 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,358 and these people... They don't care! 586 00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:11,687 They don't care! 587 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:12,913 I'm better now. 588 00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,669 Whatever happens, happens. 589 00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:15,904 G-Give me my damn phone. 590 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:17,169 I'm gonna call the sadists, 591 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,302 and I'm gonna ask them why they hate me! 592 00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:21,232 You know what? Screw them. 593 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,156 I love what we have. 594 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:24,138 Mwah! 595 00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:25,281 Mwah! 596 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,656 I'm so blessed. 597 00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,904 It's like, no matter what I do, 598 00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:32,038 I'm always gonna have a B-plus life. 599 00:20:32,186 --> 00:20:33,367 Never an A. 600 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,943 And... happy New Year to you, too.