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Guys, I am nailing
my seating chart.
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Can you not put me near Luke?
I can't with the chewing.
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You are
a spoiled city kid.
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I was 11 before I got to sit
at the people table.
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Cam.
Cam, I've asked you 10 times.
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Why haven't you
sent me our itinerary
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for your trip
to your parents' house?
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Been a little busy.
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Okay, well, you spent
three hours making a JibJab
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of you, me, and Lily
dancing in Santa's Twerkshop.
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Look at our butts.
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- Yeah.
- Merry Christmas!
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- Merry Christmas.
- Hello.
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So, who's going to
get me a drink?
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Mama's done
breast-feeding.
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These babies
are all mine again,
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and I'm ready
to fill 'em up with wine.
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Ooh. Well,
not how the human body works,
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but I'm very happy
for you.
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- Ah! I've missed Old Haley!
- Ohh! Me too.
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Oh, hey, can you move Haley
away from me and the twins?
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My present to her is the night
off from Mommy duties, so...
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Okay, well, I would've
appreciated a little heads-up,
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but it's a thoughtful gift,
so...
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It's also free,
which is helpful
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because I forgot my ATM pin
last summer.
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Any chance I ever mentioned
my four favorite numbers to you?
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- No.
- Oh, no.
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Please move me away
from Gloria. It'll be weird.
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Gloria's been working
for my dad.
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He totally mentored her,
and then the other day,
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I caught her interviewing
with his competitors.
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So, if I come on board,
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do I have to change
my hairstyle?
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We'll talk about it.
It's kind of our thing.
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Word to the wise...
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I'm like the last five
Matthew McConaughey movies.
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You never saw me.
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Fine.
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- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!
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- Hello.
- Wow!
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Now, this is what a Christmas
table should look like.
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- Huh.
- No offense, honey.
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I also love your whole
"who cares" approach.
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Um... Cam?
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I can't sit next to Dad.
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I think he's gonna ask me to work
for his stupid dog bed company.
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Ugh. Claire!
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What?!
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I can't break his heart
on Christmas.
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You know how
the holiday makes him
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so sweet
and vulnerable.
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I hate this damn scarf!
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I look like
Anjelica Huston!
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Cam bought it!
You wear it!
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Hey!
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Love the scarf!
I feel like a movie star!
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Cam, put me
next to Claire, okay?
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I want to talk to her
about something.
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Phil: There she is!
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I can't wait
to give you your gift.
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Should we open it now?
Let's open it now.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Huh?
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You get it?
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2020 vision.
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It works two ways.
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You are gonna be
on so many bus benches.
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And in a different way than
when you had to go somewhere
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before you married Jay.
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Wow. Dad,
that is a lovely gesture.
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Thank you, Alex.
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You always know what to say
and what not to say.
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Phil, you're amazing.
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Which is ironic,
I think,
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because your son
might be a sociopath.
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Wait.
W-What's all this, then?
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Why don't you ask him?
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Luke, what happened?
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I will tell you
what happened.
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Instead of helping Manny
get Sherry back,
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he stole her
for himself!
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It's true.
Sherry and I are a thing.
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- What?!
- Oh, my God. Wow. -Seriously?
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Cam, take Manny off.
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He's not coming.
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Okay, fine. Everybody just sit
wherever they want,
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like a bunch of hobos
around a barrel fire.
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 11 Episode 09
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Episode Title :"The Last Christmas"
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Luke,
how could you do this?
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And to Manny,
of all people?
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I feel bad, but this thing
with Sherry is...
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special.
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This isn't my usual
hit it and quit it.
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- That's rough on the ears.
- Charming.
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Plus, Sherry doesn't want
to be with Manny,
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and... we really connect.
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Well, I...
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I guess if you really
care about her that much...
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I do.
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She's smart and cool,
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and, man,
does she make me laugh.
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I get it.
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Nothing sexier
than a funny woman.
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Or an organized one.
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So, what's up
with you and Cam?
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I'm sensing tension.
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I didn't sense any tension.
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I was just looking
for some drama
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and figured
it was a safe bet.
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There is tension!
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- Mm!
- Okay, so, first of all,
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he's being extra crazy
about this dinner.
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- Uh-huh.
- But now get this...
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Every Christmas,
I complain about
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having to go home with him
to... to see his family,
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and this year,
he said I don't have to go.
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And he was
totally cool about it.
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Oh, no.
Super fishy.
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So, you didn't find
any clues
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when you went
through his luggage?
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I... didn't
go through his luggage.
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It's like you want your marriage
to fall apart.
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Come on.
Ugh.
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What are we gonna do
about Luke and Manny?
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Nothing.
The last thing I want
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is to get into
a whole thing with Gloria.
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Hey, hon,
got a minute?
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Ugh.
Second to last.
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Sorry, Dad! I gotta get into
a whole thing with Gloria.
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Or nobody gets into anything
with anybody
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and we have
a storybook Christmas.
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- How about a mini cheeseball?
- Mnh-mnh.
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Is Luke going to
break up with Sherry?
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Gloria, I am sorry
that Manny is so upset,
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but Luke's feelings
are sincere.
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He's already
beating himself up.
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Please,
don't be mad at him.
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You're right.
I shouldn't be mad at Luke.
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He didn't
raise himself.
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Uh...
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one more time?
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Based on the stories
from your past,
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you've rarely denied yourself
the pleasures of the flesh.
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- Okay! Time...
- Wow!
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- Time out! Time out!
- Cam? Cam!
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Why do you have a first-class
ticket to Missouri?
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Okay, not now. And why are you
digging through my suitcase?
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- Uh...
- Hey, Dad?
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Are you just
gonna stand there
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while your wife
calls me a tramp?
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I feel this is
a risky time to weigh in.
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Agreed.
No more fighting.
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Let's just all
enjoy a cheeseball!
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- Mnh.
- It's my grandma's 100-year-old recipe,
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except I use cayenne pepper
instead of cocaine.
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Phil: I'm sorry, Gloria.
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No one
calls my wife loose.
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In her day, did she enjoy
the company of a few men? Sure.
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Is it hard to
leave the house
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without running into
one of her ex-lovers?
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Depends on
what city we're in.
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Do you have
an end to this?
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Her body, her choices,
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all over
this beautiful planet!
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Can we get back
to the
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- first-class ticket thing?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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What are we hiding?
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Okay, I'm not sure
what you have to do with this,
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but my parents
bought me that ticket.
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Your parents?
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The people
whose idea of fancy
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is dropping a Certs
into a jar of schnapps?
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I'll have you know
that Grandma's Mint Rockets
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are the cocktail of choice
at the governor's mansion.
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You coddle Manny.
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He should already
be over Sherry.
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But I guess that's what happens
when you let a kid
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sleep in your bed
till he's... 15.
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13.
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Why are we talking
about Manny, anyway,
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when this is
clearly Phil's fault?
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What? What?!
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Well, I mean,
you obviously
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didn't teach Luke
about the gentlemen's code.
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I did so!
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Never leave a high-five
hanging,
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no hug is too tight
if you slap the guy's back...
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It's never steal a broad
from a friend,
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never let him
grow a mustache
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unless they're
a first responder.
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Okay. That is some high horse
you're on there, Dad.
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Accusing Phil of dropping
the parenting ball?
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Here we go.
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Name two of my friends
growing up.
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The mean one
and the heavy one.
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Hey, just a heads-up...
Manny's here.
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What?
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That shows
how brave he is.
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Eh, but let's talk
about something else.
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The last thing he wants
is to make all this a big deal.
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Hello, all.
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Forgive my somber drapings,
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but like Masha
in Chekhov's "The Seagull,"
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I am in mourning
for my life.
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And don't worry.
I don't want any trouble.
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Today is not about me.
It's about family.
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Our family.
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And the deep, profound love
we share.
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Man, that's cheesy.
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Maybe,
but it's how I feel.
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Thank you, Manny,
for reminding us all
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what's important
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and how this should be
the most memorable Christmas.
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Manny, would you care
for a champagne cocktail?
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Please.
I do love champagne.
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And maybe
when I turn my back,
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Luke can put his tongue
all over it.
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Mm-huh.
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Every thing hurts.
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Luke, I think
you should go.
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No. He is not
going anywhere.
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Every family has a bad seed
that needs to be cast out
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so that they can
find their way back.
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I thought that ours
was going to be Haley,
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but an accidental
pregnancy
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saved her
from a life of degradation.
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Aww!
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- W...
- Nobody has to leave.
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I can spend one evening
with the people I love
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and a shifty lecher
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who sleeps in a shower cap
filled with mayonnaise.
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It gives me my sheen.
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And I told you that
in confidence, you hump!
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Okay!
Knock it off!
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It is time
for some farm justice.
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Back home,
when we have two alpha bulls,
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we lock 'em in a pen
and let them fight it out.
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This is
between Manny and Luke.
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Come on! Let's go.
Hyah! Hyah!
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Oh, and help yourself
to a gingerbread person.
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They're both
gluten and gender free.
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Ohh!
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- Oh.
- Isn't they a cutie?
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Do not come out of this room
until this is settled.
252
00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:22,488
I will tell you what I tell the bulls,
gentlemen...
253
00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:23,757
I love you both,
254
00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:26,699
but don't make me regret
letting you keep your testicles.
255
00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:31,185
Okay. Punch me.
256
00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:33,246
I know it sounds crazy,
but I think...
257
00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,316
Whoa! Amazing!
258
00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:36,902
I can't believe
you did that!
259
00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,473
Me neither. And it didn't
make me feel better, by the way.
260
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,594
Maybe kick him
or jab him in the eye.
261
00:08:41,682 --> 00:08:42,847
Manny, I'm sorry.
262
00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:44,019
I wish
it were someone else,
263
00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,022
but I really do
care about Sherry.
264
00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,714
I go to sleep
thinking about her.
265
00:08:47,802 --> 00:08:49,550
I wake up
thinking about her.
266
00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,076
When I see her,
it's like...
267
00:08:51,217 --> 00:08:52,777
my heart is smiling.
268
00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,681
Wow. I didn't think
this house could get any gayer.
269
00:08:55,856 --> 00:08:58,806
Well, I care about her, too,
and I want her to be happy.
270
00:08:58,857 --> 00:09:00,137
So...
271
00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:01,761
make sure she knows
how you feel.
272
00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,769
She's the kind of girl
who needs to hear that.
273
00:09:04,345 --> 00:09:06,816
I don't know.
I'm not good at that stuff.
274
00:09:06,904 --> 00:09:08,769
I'm better off
just playing it cool.
275
00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,855
Can't believe
I'm saying this...
276
00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,167
but I can help.
277
00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,829
I'll talk, you type.
278
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,810
Are you being nice
to make me feel worser?
279
00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:19,707
Okay,
I'll talk and type.
280
00:09:21,378 --> 00:09:22,425
Honey, there you are!
281
00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:23,793
I've been wanting to talk to you
282
00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:25,886
- about something...
- About the greatest golf shot
283
00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:27,019
you ever made?
284
00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:28,589
- What was that?
- Oh, man.
285
00:09:28,677 --> 00:09:30,355
- 10th hole at Riviera.
- Mm-hmm?
286
00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:32,165
I had a decision to make.
Yeah?
287
00:09:32,253 --> 00:09:34,466
I could go left
and stay out of trouble or...
288
00:09:34,554 --> 00:09:36,122
Can't do it.
Is Phil calling me?
289
00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:38,459
Listen, before you run,
I have a professional opportunity
290
00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:39,724
- I'd like you to think...
- I-I'd love to hear it.
291
00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:41,800
J... I'm just a little stuffy.
Let me get some air.
292
00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:43,512
Are you aware that
there are
293
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,282
15 times more dogs in the world
than Italians?
294
00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,942
Feels offensive.
Not sure why.
295
00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,093
- Should we be mingling?
- Listen.
296
00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,981
- I'm not gonna do a big spiel.
- Mm-hmm.
297
00:09:51,076 --> 00:09:53,514
Suffice to say
that science has shown us
298
00:09:53,602 --> 00:09:57,326
that having a well-rested dog
improves our earning potential
299
00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:59,363
- more than attending college.
- Dad?
300
00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,412
Can we play
with my trucks now?
301
00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:03,175
Give me a couple of minutes,
buddy, okay?
302
00:10:03,262 --> 00:10:06,639
'Cause I'm talking to the new VP
of Dog Beds by Stella.
303
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,524
Claire?
304
00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:12,873
Claire?
305
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,046
Do you really think
that Cam's parents
306
00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:16,436
bought him
a first-class ticket?
307
00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:17,537
Aren't they poor?
308
00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,303
Don't they, like,
eat plants and animals
309
00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:20,505
they find in their yard?
310
00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:22,053
They're farmers,
yes.
311
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,287
We gotta dig deeper.
312
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,850
Get Cam's phone.
Check his texts.
313
00:10:24,938 --> 00:10:26,459
That's an invasion
of his privacy.
314
00:10:26,547 --> 00:10:28,261
Plus, I don't even know
his passcode.
315
00:10:28,349 --> 00:10:29,374
Well, I just need
his face.
316
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,821
I break into Dylan's phone all
the time while he's sleeping.
317
00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:32,990
Not that I need to.
318
00:10:33,078 --> 00:10:34,780
All he does is
Google water parks.
319
00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:37,233
Ooh! Uncle Cam!
320
00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:39,748
I forgot my phone
in my car,
321
00:10:39,836 --> 00:10:42,182
and I want to take a Boomerang
of me and my favorite uncle
322
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,335
at his gorgeous Christmas dinner.
323
00:10:43,422 --> 00:10:45,046
Can I use yours?
Well, that's very flattering,
324
00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,217
- but I'm a little busy with...
- A-5, 6, 7, 8.
325
00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:49,865
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
326
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,397
Aha! It's gonna be huge.
I'm gonna text it to myself.
327
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,537
Okay, well, thank you.
328
00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:54,872
We're in.
Bring the wine.
329
00:10:54,998 --> 00:10:56,980
Ooh, do Lily next.
I'm worried she's vaping.
330
00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:59,248
Dad? What are you doing
over here by yourself?
331
00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:00,364
Are you okay?
332
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,951
Oh, I'm... I'm worried
this Luke and Manny thing
333
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,787
will affect
me and Gloria at work.
334
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,639
We've been having
such a great time.
335
00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,967
I call us
"Chica and the Man."
336
00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,045
Dad, I have to
tell you something.
337
00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,756
- Tell him what?
- How?!
338
00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:18,255
Hey, everybody,
look who's friends again.
339
00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:19,334
That's right.
340
00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,569
Luke's gonna date Sherry,
Manny's okay.
341
00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:24,053
Problem solved,
farm-style!
342
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,186
Moooo...
343
00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:26,439
Sorry about that.
344
00:11:26,527 --> 00:11:28,072
Back home, when someone
would yell "farm-style,"
345
00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:28,912
we'd all moo together.
346
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,081
It's a sign
of good breeding.
347
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:33,119
Anyway, come. Sit, sit.
Let's go. Sit down.
348
00:11:34,225 --> 00:11:35,787
How do you
call yourself Colombian
349
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:39,323
after letting that skunk
off the hook so easily?
350
00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:42,061
Tell me, at least, that you have
one of his toes in your pocket.
351
00:11:42,199 --> 00:11:44,592
Come on, now, Gloria.
This is good news.
352
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,828
Disloyalty being rewarded?
353
00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:48,931
Disloyalty?
Really?
354
00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,983
Dad, I caught Gloria interviewing
for a job with another Realtor.
355
00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:53,353
What?!
356
00:11:53,487 --> 00:11:55,920
Chica!
How could you?
357
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,045
Jay: There she is.
358
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,873
The woman that threw herself
out the window to avoid me.
359
00:11:59,961 --> 00:12:02,147
No, Dad. Don't be silly.
I-I fell.
360
00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:03,450
No, no, no, honey.
I get it.
361
00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:04,734
You don't want
to come and work for me,
362
00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:05,998
and I think I know why.
363
00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:07,397
Dad, I'm sorry.
364
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,389
No, you don't want
to let me down again,
365
00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:12,834
like with that whole...
Ezravision fiasco.
366
00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,061
What?
367
00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:16,772
Oh, insensitive
old white men.
368
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,475
What would Christmas be
without one?
369
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,483
We seem to have insensitive
people of all ethnicities!
370
00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:23,759
Was that a shot at me?
I've been good.
371
00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:26,053
You can't believe
the stuff I haven't said today.
372
00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:28,115
Cam, what's up
with your trip home?
373
00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:29,384
Your parents
aren't even there.
374
00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:31,647
"Merry Christmas.
Not Happy Holidays.
375
00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:32,764
- From Galveston."
- Okay,
376
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,037
how are you snooping
through my phone?!
377
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,248
You!
378
00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:37,537
That was
a false Boomerang?
379
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,673
- Well... You know what? Forget it.
- Forgiven.
380
00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:42,240
I just want today to be
a special Christmas.
381
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,037
Now, please,
everyone sit down.
382
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,615
We'll grab hands, say grace,
have a lovely meal.
383
00:12:46,703 --> 00:12:49,756
Okay. Grab the person
to your left and right.
384
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:51,411
Dear Lord...
385
00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:53,656
I knew you were still pissed
about that Ezravision thing.
386
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:55,240
- Claire, we are praying.
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:12:55,328 --> 00:12:56,877
Thank you
for this food...
388
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,951
You signed off
on that whole deal, buddy!
389
00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:02,209
And I am not afraid
of disappointing you.
390
00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:05,209
...and for our family as we rise
above petty grievances...
391
00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:08,045
It's because novelty dog beds
are stupid.
392
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,365
Dogs don't care if they're
sleeping in a pineapple!
393
00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:12,834
The Piña Colassie
got four woofs on Whelp!
394
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,396
That just makes you
sound like some...
395
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:16,115
Please, Lord,
help us not use terms
396
00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,280
like "imbecile"
or "senile old man."
397
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,477
This is the thanks
I get for
398
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,070
getting you back
into the workplace?
399
00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,172
Nice line, Jay.
400
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,842
I could say the same thing
to you wife.
401
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,162
I can't believe
that you ratted me out.
402
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,164
I'm not afraid of you!
403
00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:28,368
With...
everyone else around.
404
00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:29,769
Okay. That's enough.
405
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,014
I can't believe you all
couldn't hold it together
406
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,389
for one meal
and not argue!
407
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:36,759
Cam, this is what we always do
on the holidays.
408
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:37,912
What's the big deal?
409
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,082
The big deal is that...
410
00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:41,119
this could be
our last Christmas together.
411
00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:42,873
- What?
- Last Christmas?
412
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:43,875
- Stop being so dramatic.
- What do you mean?
413
00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:45,295
Oh, my God.
You're dying?
414
00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,358
No, I'm not dying.
It's something else.
415
00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:55,202
Is he pausing
to be dramatic?
416
00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:56,678
What do you think?
417
00:14:04,672 --> 00:14:06,661
- Will you j...
- It all started last fall.
418
00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,106
A scout came to one of my games
and liked what he saw,
419
00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:11,442
and now
I'm one of two finalists
420
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:12,983
for the head coaching position
421
00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:15,262
at the University
of North Central Missouri.
422
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,489
- What? - What?
- What do you mean?
423
00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:18,825
Hey, that's a big deal.
424
00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:20,327
Yeah, they're flying me out
to, uh,
425
00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:22,827
meet the athletic director,
and if all goes well...
426
00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:25,100
I could start this spring.
427
00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:27,241
W-Why didn't you
just tell me?
428
00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:28,849
'Cause I-I didn't want
to stress you out
429
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,585
until it was...
It was real.
430
00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,137
So... wait.
431
00:14:32,225 --> 00:14:33,749
W-Would you guys
really move?
432
00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:35,123
Mitchell's not moving
to Missouri.
433
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,653
What would he do for work?
Prosecute Otis, the town drunk?
434
00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:39,059
Excuse me.
It's not Mayberry.
435
00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:41,088
And I'll have you know,
our town ne'er-do-well
436
00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:44,591
is a female who's addicted to
prescription nasal spray, so...
437
00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:47,394
Okay, and... and...
And just for the record, I...
438
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,936
I would go.
439
00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:51,952
I mean, it's only fair.
Cam's been here forever.
440
00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:53,666
I don't like this.
441
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:54,918
I know, you guys.
442
00:14:55,006 --> 00:14:57,184
But this is an incredible
opportunity for him.
443
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,296
How could I say no?
444
00:14:58,384 --> 00:14:59,668
You guys can't go!
445
00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:01,934
I don't want my babies
growing up without you.
446
00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:03,928
They're never gonna
believe my stories!
447
00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:06,580
See, this is why
I kept it a secret.
448
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,615
Here I was, worried about
you all ruining Christmas,
449
00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:10,973
and... now I've done it.
450
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,358
I'm sorry, everyone.
451
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,069
You have no reason
to be sorry.
452
00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:15,921
Yes, I do.
I break up families.
453
00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:16,990
I'm Liz Taylor.
454
00:15:17,077 --> 00:15:18,241
Why is it never a man?
455
00:15:18,337 --> 00:15:19,959
For what it's worth,
Uncle Cam,
456
00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:21,495
my company has
an office in New York,
457
00:15:21,582 --> 00:15:23,208
and I said I'd be open
to transferring,
458
00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:25,266
so I could easily
break up the family.
459
00:15:25,353 --> 00:15:27,254
You... You never
mentioned this to us.
460
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:29,116
Yeah, and I told NERP
that I would be
461
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,951
open to working
at the Paris office.
462
00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,115
I mean, Dylan and I have
always wanted to live there.
463
00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:34,131
Wait.
464
00:15:34,219 --> 00:15:36,061
Y-You'd take the babies
to France?
465
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,249
We... We...
We've talked about it.
466
00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:41,014
Sorry. I get nervous
when you're all looking at me.
467
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,367
A-And I applied
468
00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:45,885
to the Royal Academy
of Dramatic Arts in London.
469
00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,015
I could end up there.
470
00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:48,683
Yeah,
that's a real possibility.
471
00:15:48,771 --> 00:15:50,055
Listen,
if everyone's taking off,
472
00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:52,015
maybe we buy that house
in Palm Springs,
473
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,202
spend a little more time
there.
474
00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,228
And that means
next Christmas would be
475
00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:58,131
me and Phil
and some sad little ham?
476
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,830
Oh, wouldn't Joe go
with Grandpa and Gloria?
477
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,562
Sorry, sweetie.
I'm just drunk and upset.
478
00:16:04,712 --> 00:16:06,302
This got sad.
479
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:07,995
Right. Well,
no... no one's leaving now.
480
00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:08,661
- Yeah.
- You know,
481
00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,737
- so let's just enjoy each other while we still can.
- Yes!
482
00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:13,007
- Right?
- Yes. Help me with the salads, Mitch.
483
00:16:13,095 --> 00:16:13,759
- Yes. Okay.
- Yes.
484
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,150
We'll be right back.
485
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:21,754
Hey.
486
00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:22,915
Phil...
487
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:26,361
I took that interview
because I love you,
488
00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:29,065
and I don't want
to screw up our relationship.
489
00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:32,040
I don't want
to end up like Claire and Jay.
490
00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:34,570
Please. You and I
have been doing great.
491
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:35,759
Because I hold back.
492
00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:37,462
I have strong opinions
493
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:40,315
that I don't tell you
because I want to get along.
494
00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:41,640
Like what?
495
00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:43,173
You can tell me
anything.
496
00:16:43,261 --> 00:16:45,448
Like that bus bench sign.
497
00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:47,151
I think it's goofy.
498
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:51,658
If we have 20/20 vision,
why are we wearing glasses?
499
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:52,830
I get it.
500
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,588
I just wanted to bring
a little joy to our country
501
00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:56,057
in this tumultuous time,
but you're not from here,
502
00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,432
so maybe it doesn't matter
as much to you.
503
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:58,650
You see?
504
00:16:58,954 --> 00:17:00,017
Yes.
505
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,296
Yes. I'm sensitive.
506
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,590
But I-I need this.
507
00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:08,224
New ideas, someone...
Someone to push up against me.
508
00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:10,040
And honestly,
I can't think of anyone
509
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:12,710
I'd rather have
pushing up against me than you.
510
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,314
Ay, Phil,
it's been years.
511
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:16,892
I can't pretend
I don't hear those anymore.
512
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,329
Hear what?
513
00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:21,220
Yeah. You're right.
514
00:17:21,399 --> 00:17:25,066
I did sign off on that whole...
Ezravision thing.
515
00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:26,394
- Mm-hmm.
- It's not your fault.
516
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,312
Well, I, uh...
517
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,564
I might be a little defensive
because I feel responsible.
518
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,626
And dog beds aren't...
They're not stupid.
519
00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:38,130
People are happy when their dogs
are happy, right?
520
00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:40,166
Well, I'm definitely
saving lives,
521
00:17:40,254 --> 00:17:43,298
but, I mean, they're not...
exactly flying off the shelf.
522
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:45,569
You were trying to bring me
aboard a sinking ship?
523
00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:47,833
Well, I was bringing you aboard
to... to save it,
524
00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:49,872
or even if you couldn't,
I-I...
525
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,848
I just miss
working together.
526
00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:56,153
I feel it gave me
a second chance with you.
527
00:17:57,671 --> 00:17:59,520
It did.
It did, Dad.
528
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:01,231
And we're good now.
529
00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:04,096
So, it's time for me to go
and prove myself on my own.
530
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,323
Look at this.
531
00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:08,792
10 seconds ago,
that was you.
532
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,558
I gotta make sure he and I
don't need a second chance.
533
00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:13,143
Yeah.
Well, watch out.
534
00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:14,629
Pretty soon,
he's gonna be working for you.
535
00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:16,244
You know, I don't know
if he has the head for it.
536
00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:18,846
He pitched a dog bed the
other day in the shape of a cat.
537
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:19,592
Hmm.
538
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,409
I mean, who wants
to sleep in your enemy?
539
00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:23,737
It would be like me
napping in Jon Voight.
540
00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:26,259
- I told you that story...
- Yeah. Yeah.
541
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:27,526
Look at that.
542
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,066
You got what you wanted
for Christmas.
543
00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:31,581
Yes, and can I just say,
everyone is exactly
544
00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:33,346
where I put them
in the first place?
545
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:41,112
What is it about the
holidays that makes us so emotional?
546
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,667
Is it
watching our kids grow up?
547
00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:46,575
Who's gonna get it?
548
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,046
Is it how
we put our disagreements aside?
549
00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:55,581
What if instead,
I am Cher, you are Sonny,
550
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:58,128
and it says
"We've got you, babe"?
551
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:01,534
Gloria, I-I don't know
how to say this, but that is
552
00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:05,777
the freshest damn idea
I have ever heard!
553
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,026
I love it!
554
00:19:07,127 --> 00:19:10,276
Is it just being with people
you can't imagine life without?
555
00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:11,711
Oh, look, sweetie.
556
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:14,549
It says that this Missouri town
has a lively art scene.
557
00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,581
It says "ark scene."
558
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,479
They're preparing
for the Lord's next flood?
559
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,601
Oh.
560
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:21,724
Fun.
561
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,513
- Or is it...
- Enough!
562
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,468
Can we just
take this picture already?
563
00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:28,109
Excuse
me for wanting to cherish you all
564
00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:29,226
as long as I can.
565
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,828
You don't even
have the job yet.
566
00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:34,101
Alright, the timer's set,
everyone. We have 15 seconds!
567
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:35,403
Let's go, everybody.
Hurry up.
568
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:36,598
Luke: Oh, my God.
569
00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:37,820
Sherry broke up
with me.
570
00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:38,796
Phil: Oh.
571
00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:41,047
After I texted her all those nice
things you told me to say to her.
572
00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:42,781
Oh, yeah, that's right!
573
00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:45,052
She hates it
when guys move too fast.
574
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,982
Oh, well.
Better to have loved and lost.
575
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,343
There's my Colombian boy!
576
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,286
Hey! I'm back!
577
00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,544
Hi!
578
00:19:57,632 --> 00:19:59,287
So, have you heard anything
about the job yet?
579
00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:00,677
No. No, not yet.
580
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,607
And I may not
for a couple months, but...
581
00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:04,624
it's out of my control,
and I'm just...
582
00:20:04,712 --> 00:20:05,740
I'm letting go.
583
00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:06,911
This is killing me!
584
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,919
Our whole future
hangs in the balance,
585
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,358
and these people...
They don't care!
586
00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:11,687
They don't care!
587
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:12,913
I'm better now.
588
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,669
Whatever happens, happens.
589
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:15,904
G-Give me my damn phone.
590
00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:17,169
I'm gonna call
the sadists,
591
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,302
and I'm gonna ask them
why they hate me!
592
00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:21,232
You know what?
Screw them.
593
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,156
I love what we have.
594
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:24,138
Mwah!
595
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:25,281
Mwah!
596
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,656
I'm so blessed.
597
00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,904
It's like, no matter what I do,
598
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:32,038
I'm always gonna have
a B-plus life.
599
00:20:32,186 --> 00:20:33,367
Never an A.
600
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,943
And...
happy New Year to you, too.