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Hey...

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I just caught a glimpse of our pilot,

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and he looks exactly like Sully.

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I-I think it is Sully.

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I think that's a woman.

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- No, it's a...
- Yeah.

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Oh, I know what you're doing.

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You're testing the
limits of my feminism.

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I will have you know that I am...

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perfectly fine putting my life
in the hands of a female pilot.

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Hi, folks. This is your captain.

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- Oh, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.

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Our flight time to Turks and Caicos

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is six hours, 24 minutes.

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Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.

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All right.

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Time to take that special
flying medicine Ronaldo gave us.

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Yes, what does "cuidado" mean?

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I think it means "sleep
tight"? I don't know.

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Oh, well, cheers!

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Cuidado.

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Mm. Okay.

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What happened?

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Did we land?

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Man, that stuff is good.

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Bad news, folks, we have
some mechanical issues,

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and we will need to
head back to the gate.

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Okay, any time you
head back to the gate,

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that means your flight's not taking off.

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All right, gather your things.
We're gonna need to scramble

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to find another one.

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_

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Okay, Mr. Pritchett, there
is a connecting flight

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through Dallas that
leaves in five minutes.

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- You can catch it if you hurry.
- I don't want to go to Dallas.

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We're going to Turks and Caicos.

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Dallas is just where
you make your connection.

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I'm sorry, I'm having a really hard time

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processing information right now.

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We took sleeping pills.

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Just make your way over to gate 32.

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- Okay. Okay.
- Thank you.

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I can... wow.

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- Wait, why do these say "Dallas"?
- I have no idea.

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Ma'am, sorry, there's
been a horrible mistake.

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We don't want to go to Dallas.

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Okay.

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Listen carefully...
you're connecting in Dallas

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to Turks and Caicos.

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You need to be at gate 32 in
four minutes, do you understand?

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Yes. I'm not an idiot.

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Okay, we have to be at
gate 4 in 32 minutes.

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No, gate 32, write it down.

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Okay.

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Why is she so angry?

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Isn't it obvious? She's totally into me.

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- She gave me a marker. Mmm!
- Makes sense.

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- All right.
- Okay.

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- I'm just gonna follow you. Okay.
- Yeah.

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Wrong!

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I knew it. Instinct.

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- Okay, yes.
- Wait, no, my bag.

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- My bag's gone.
- Okay, okay.

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It has my passport in it.

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Wait, that guy...

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he has my bag.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Nice try stealing my bag. I
see you've already painted it.

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Cam, it... it's back on your shoulder!

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Oh, my God. You are good.

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Cam, listen to me, listen
to me, listen to me.

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If we're gonna have any
chance of getting to Dallas

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and then surviving there,

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we are going to need hats.

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Hats.

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Hats.

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Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir,

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are you the proprietor
of this haberdashery?

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Can you point me in the direction

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of your finest sports caps?

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What team?

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Gay... I'm not sure why that's relevant.

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Oh. Okay.

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I'll just...

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Hey, I have a question for you.

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When you're outside the
workplace, do you wear hats?

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Or does that just kind of make you feel

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like you're always in the office?

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Oh, you know what, I think
I am going to get these.

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No, Mitchell, we can't...

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Oh, look, little girls' hats.

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Ooh. We should get one for Linda.

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- Who?
- Um, our daughter?

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- No, it's Lily.
- Oh, I love that name.

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Mitchell, why do you have
32 written on your arm?

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I have no idea.

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Maybe it's some sort of
code, or maybe it's my age.

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Do I look 32 to you?

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Tell me the truth. No,
you know what... don't.

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Well, if we wrote it down, it
must be something important.

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Hey, we should write down other stuff

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that seems important so we don't forget.

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Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.

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- Hats, obviously.
- Obviously.

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Okay. Ah, what else?

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- I feel like there was a...
- A number.

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- ... there was... 32.
- 32.

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Attention, please.

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Passengers Mitchell Pritchett
and Cameron Tucker...

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- You're hearing that, right?
- Yeah.

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... please report to
gate 32 immediately.

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Are we in trouble?

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- I don't know.
- He sounds mad.

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He does.

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- Hey.
- No, no, no.

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No, no, no. Cam, don't.

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Don't you dare. Don't... don't you dare.

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No, I... they just look
so soft and inviting.

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I-I don't think I can go on.

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Tell Linda I love her.

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No, you're gonna tell
Linda yourself, okay?

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I cannot go to Dallas without you.

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- The portions there are so big.
- Ooh.

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I'm just so tired. I'm so very tired.

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I just need to close my eyes.

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- Oh!
- Knock it off!

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- Ow!
- You're gonna suck it up.

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You're gonna pull your act together.

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And you're coming with me to gate 3232.

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That can't be right.

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We're just never gonna make it.

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Oh, my God. You're right.

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We're gonna die in this airport.

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- Ah.
- Oh.

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This is the final boarding
call for flight 224 to Dallas...

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- Wait, there's still time.
-  ... at gate 32.

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- Sir, stop!
- Stop!

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Is there a way that you
can take us to gate...

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- ... 32?
- 32, yeah.

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- I guess.
- Okay, wow.

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Thank you so much. You are a life saver.

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Please hurry. Okay.

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We're here.

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Thank you. Okay.

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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

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Mitch and Cam. Hi!

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- Hi!
- Hi, we're Mitch and Cam!

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I'm Mitch, he's Cam.

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Mr. Tucker, Mr. Pritchett...
you made it just in time.

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- Okay. Oh, my gosh.
- Thank you.

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Lucy, her name is Lucy.

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We're coming home, Lucy!

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Hey, everyone,

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we are firing up the hologram

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to the Starship
Enterprise in five minutes.

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Be there or be square.

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I don't think he had to "or" that one.

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You know, honey, now that we're here,

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I'm not sure it's such a great idea

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to barge in on Alex.

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Claire, I'm worried.

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She's not returning texts.

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Her friend says she never goes out.

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This is the first act
of every Lifetime movie

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about college girl meltdowns.

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Yeah, but maybe we should
give her a little head's up.

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That's what Alicia Silverstone's
mom, Judith Light, thought

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in "From Straight A's
to a Straight Jacket."

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Trust me, this is the best way

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to make sure she's
not spending her nights

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- holed up and depressed.
- _

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Alex? Honey, it's Mom and Dad.

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Oh, well, maybe this is a good sign.

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Maybe she's already out with
friends, just like a normal...

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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What are you guys doing here?

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Thought we'd pop by, say hi,
maybe take you out for a bite.

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Unless you've already got
fun group dinner plans?

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My burrito's ready.

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You're drinking?

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Wine helps me sleep sometimes.

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You know, I really wish
you guys had called.

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I'm so busy with school stuff right now,

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and this place is a mess.

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Aww, there you are.

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- You got a cat?
- It's not mine.

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You stole a cat?

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Just like Neve Campbell

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- in "From Yale to Jail."
- Oh, God.

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Honey, are you sure you're okay?

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It's Saturday night.

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You're drinking wine in your bathrobe

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with a come-from-nowhere cat.

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What's wrong with that?

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Take away the cat,
and I'm basically you.

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- Mm.
- Honey,

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I know what it's like to
be an outsider in college.

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- Mm-hmm.
- The cool kids and I

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used to try to make them feel better

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by leaving banana bread
outside their door.

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We'd knock and then run
off and hide behind a bush

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and watch them just to see the
expression on their faces...

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Phil.

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Your dad and I are just concerned

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'cause you've been so distant lately.

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I told you I've been busy.

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Nobody's saying you
don't lead a full life.

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- You study, you make burritos.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Maybe... maybe you're just
a little lonely or depressed.

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I'm fine, Mom.

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'Cause we could always
get you back into therapy.

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- Yes.
- Or have you move home with us.

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- Uh-huh.
- God, stop.

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Why do you guys always just
assume I'm some depressed loser?

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Did it ever occur to you that
maybe I've been so distant

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because I've been busy with my own life?

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Maybe I'm doing great.

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Maybe I'm spending time
with someone special.

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Ah!

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- Yeah.
- Whoa.

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- That's right.
- Ben, what are you doing?

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I told you to stay in there.

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I'm sorry... I thought you were,
like, building to a big reveal.

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- I wasn't.
- You and Ben and...

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- Honey, isn't he 50?
- He's 26.

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It runs in my family. I'm gonna
look like this until the day I die.

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So, this is why you
haven't been coming home?

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You've been dating your mom's assistant?

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- Oh, come on.
- I'm actually a marketing manager.

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- Unh-unh.
- You know what?

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This might go better for
everyone if you throw a towel on.

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Okay, yeah. That makes sense.

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Claire, co... um, could you not fire me?

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Ugh, how long have you
two been sneaking around?

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A couple of months.

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We took a break when
I went to San Diego.

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- What? We did?
- Just...

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Is this okay?

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Um, yeah, yeah, we put it in for her.

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- It's a feline burrito.
- Wait a minute.

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I knew I recognized that thing.

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You should know... he
brings that cat to work

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and apparently on dates.

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He thought it was time to bring together

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the two most special ladies in his life.

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Well, I cannot go to work every day

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and wonder why he's got that
stupid smile on his face.

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Why are you making this all about you?

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This is the first adult
relationship I've had in... ever.

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But it's with Ben.

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It's okay. It's okay.

253
00:08:17,242 --> 00:08:18,414
She didn't mean that.

254
00:08:18,439 --> 00:08:19,583
Claire, can I talk to you for a second?

255
00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:21,709
Oh, you can agree with
me in front of everyone.

256
00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,719
Actually, I think you're
overreacting a little.

257
00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:25,245
- What?
- We came here thinking

258
00:08:25,279 --> 00:08:27,046
our daughter was in some
sort of a depression,

259
00:08:27,081 --> 00:08:29,192
and it turns out she's dating someone.

260
00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,186
And he's actually pretty
sweet and harmless.

261
00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,879
Are you, Ben? Are you harmless?

262
00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,427
Please don't, don't.

263
00:08:35,452 --> 00:08:36,463
He kissed me.

264
00:08:36,488 --> 00:08:38,747
- You kissed my mom?!
- You kissed my wife?!

265
00:08:38,772 --> 00:08:40,995
Dude, I thought I had to or
I would lose my job, okay?

266
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,192
- That's not... mnh-mnh.
- That's for real.

267
00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,806
We were working late. It
was just the two of us.

268
00:08:43,831 --> 00:08:45,106
She reached over to grab

269
00:08:45,131 --> 00:08:46,799
- a spring roll, I guess,
- Yes...

270
00:08:46,824 --> 00:08:48,716
but she got right in my
face, and she whispered,

271
00:08:48,741 --> 00:08:50,950
"Mmm, Mama's hungry."

272
00:08:52,261 --> 00:08:54,450
I have to say, Claire,
this one might be on you.

273
00:08:54,508 --> 00:08:58,403
Like I would abuse my position
to take advantage of you

274
00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:00,137
and not Tony from the warehouse?

275
00:09:00,162 --> 00:09:02,223
- Who's Tony from the warehouse?
- Just...

276
00:09:02,248 --> 00:09:03,715
The kiss was an honest mistake.

277
00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:05,473
Maybe, but it was still a little off,

278
00:09:05,498 --> 00:09:07,864
like most things are with Ben.

279
00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:09,702
Maybe I like a little off.

280
00:09:09,727 --> 00:09:11,561
And that's not all he is.

281
00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:14,303
He's an amazing person
who somehow gets me.

282
00:09:14,328 --> 00:09:16,491
He's thoughtful and smart, and...

283
00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:19,028
I feel like I can be myself around him.

284
00:09:19,053 --> 00:09:22,865
And his nose does this little
wiggly thing when he sleeps.

285
00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:24,570
You watch me sleep?

286
00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,498
Dude, I watch you sleep.

287
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:30,543
I'm really glad that this is finally out

288
00:09:30,577 --> 00:09:33,045
and I can tell people
how I feel about you.

289
00:09:33,347 --> 00:09:34,781
I really like you, Ben.

290
00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:36,756
Like, a lot.

291
00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:39,709
And I have never loved
anyone as much as you.

292
00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,733
- Don't make this weird.
- Oh, yeah.

293
00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:43,656
She's not sad and lonely.

294
00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,943
- No, it's so much worse.
- Look at her, Claire.

295
00:09:45,982 --> 00:09:48,193
Have you ever seen her look so happy?

296
00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,404
Crap.

297
00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:54,233
3, 2, 1.

298
00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:56,410
Aw!

299
00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:58,014
- That's my hand, Ben.
- Oh, sorry.

300
00:09:58,039 --> 00:09:59,459
- Mm-hmm.
- My bad.

301
00:10:01,054 --> 00:10:02,288
Speed it up, Manny.

302
00:10:02,313 --> 00:10:04,098
The movie starts in five minutes.

303
00:10:04,123 --> 00:10:06,190
Sorry, but I'm not going
over 20 miles an hour

304
00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:08,249
with this cappuccino
machine not strapped in.

305
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,908
Once I perfect my foam art skills,

306
00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,867
my freshman dorm will
be the place to be.

307
00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:14,494
I think we can put off that
talk about using protection.

308
00:10:14,519 --> 00:10:16,865
Mm, look, there's a spot right there.

309
00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:19,364
Looks tight, but I'll give it a try.

310
00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:23,974
You're too close to the curb.

311
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,727
You're gonna hit it.

312
00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:26,766
Oh!

313
00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:27,843
What'd I tell you?

314
00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:29,135
It's okay, papi, you can do it.

315
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:30,837
Ugh.

316
00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:34,073
Go around.

317
00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:39,212
Oh, really? Well,
here's a bouquet of them!

318
00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:42,063
Okay, let's try this again.

319
00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:47,220
Ah!

320
00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:49,522
Ugh, okay. Get out, I'll do it.

321
00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:50,985
Surprise, surprise.

322
00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,196
What was that?

323
00:10:52,221 --> 00:10:54,479
Nothing, I was just
saying that I am surprised

324
00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:56,873
that you want to take
over like you usually do.

325
00:10:57,064 --> 00:10:58,664
- But I am not.
- What are you cagey for?

326
00:10:58,689 --> 00:10:59,743
What did I do?

327
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,657
Okay, this spot's not happening.

328
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,485
Well, I didn't want to say anything,

329
00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:06,615
but the other night, when
we were at Jeff and Sally's,

330
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,641
I was in the middle of telling a story,

331
00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:11,141
you just took over and told the ending,

332
00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,412
and that was very rude.

333
00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:14,384
Okay, this one looks good... it's huge.

334
00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:16,249
That's what's bothering you?

335
00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:17,509
I jumped in to save you!

336
00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:18,829
You were flailing.

337
00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:21,921
You were drowning in a
sea of unnecessary details.

338
00:11:21,946 --> 00:11:24,126
Ah! How?!

339
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,173
That's the way I like to tell a story.

340
00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,560
I like to paint a picture.

341
00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:29,362
A story should be short and simple.

342
00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:31,421
Don't tell me anything
I don't need to know.

343
00:11:31,446 --> 00:11:33,373
I am taking you on a journey.

344
00:11:33,398 --> 00:11:37,034
I am not teaching you
how to build a bookcase.

345
00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,726
Seriously? You saw me waiting.

346
00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,306
You couldn't tell me
you weren't leaving?

347
00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:41,435
You brought your own shopping bags,

348
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,771
but you left your manners at home.

349
00:11:42,796 --> 00:11:44,931
I'm just saying your story
would be easier to follow

350
00:11:44,992 --> 00:11:46,763
if you didn't take so many side trips

351
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,655
and you thought about
the build a little bit.

352
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,357
You're with me on
this, aren't you, Manny?

353
00:11:50,391 --> 00:11:52,576
- I like Mom's stories.
- See?

354
00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:54,383
I'm just gonna pull in here.

355
00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:58,074
12 bucks? No wonder the
middle class is so angry.

356
00:11:58,099 --> 00:12:00,667
There's no way you would
be able to follow her story.

357
00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:02,769
- Yes, he would have.
- Fine. Tell it again.

358
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:05,472
A couple of weeks ago, I
go to the grocery store...

359
00:12:05,506 --> 00:12:06,673
the one on Washington

360
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:10,110
that has the tiny little
wine bar to the right.

361
00:12:10,144 --> 00:12:12,512
So, I come in, I'm
looking for paper towels.

362
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:14,381
And I think, "Mmm,
I'm gonna treat myself

363
00:12:14,415 --> 00:12:16,506
"with some wine and some cheese."

364
00:12:16,531 --> 00:12:17,985
'Cause why not?

365
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:20,840
So, I order my drink,
and when I look up,

366
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,052
I thought I saw Sandra Bullock.

367
00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:24,147
Stop.

368
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,959
Right there, you just said you
thought you saw Sandra Bullock.

369
00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:28,998
I already know the
ending. It wasn't her.

370
00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,037
End of story.

371
00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:32,299
Yeah, but you don't even
know who it really was.

372
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,568
I know it's not Sandra
Bullock, so I'm not invested.

373
00:12:34,602 --> 00:12:36,505
You know, I really loved
her in that movie "Gravity."

374
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,238
Who cares? She wasn't there.

375
00:12:38,272 --> 00:12:40,173
Oh, please be leaving.

376
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,145
May I finish my story?

377
00:12:42,343 --> 00:12:44,211
So, I start following Sandra Bullock...

378
00:12:44,245 --> 00:12:45,712
Not Sandra Bullock.

379
00:12:45,747 --> 00:12:47,480
... around the grocery store.

380
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,183
She goes first to the frozen section,

381
00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:53,487
then she goes to the detergent aisle.

382
00:12:53,521 --> 00:12:55,422
I'm thinking to myself this whole time,

383
00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:56,990
"I am gonna go and introduce myself,

384
00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:59,160
"but it has to be at the right time."

385
00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:00,719
So I keep following her.

386
00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:03,054
Eventually, she leaves the store.

387
00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:05,957
She goes outside, which
was actually really hot

388
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,425
to be January, because,
remember, last year...

389
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,960
We know the month, we know the weather,

390
00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:10,295
we know it's not Sandra Bullock.

391
00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:11,749
Are you leaving?

392
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,965
I want your spot.

393
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,734
Oh, please.

394
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:17,835
Don't flatter yourself, lady.

395
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,022
Manny, are you listening?

396
00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,347
No, sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

397
00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:22,140
Because you're not
holding his attention.

398
00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:23,666
And this is what I've
been talking about...

399
00:13:23,691 --> 00:13:25,620
too many useless details.

400
00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:26,950
Get on with it.

401
00:13:26,975 --> 00:13:30,397
So, she turns around, she
takes her sunglasses off,

402
00:13:30,422 --> 00:13:31,475
which was really weird,

403
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,397
because it was the exact same pair

404
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,696
that I bought last year that
I lost on that plane ride...

405
00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:38,588
Nobody cares about your sunglasses.

406
00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:40,013
Just get to the end.

407
00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:41,686
I don't want to now.

408
00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,249
The woman turns to your mother and says,

409
00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:44,820
"Oh, my God. Are you Salma Hayek?"

410
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,275
- Here we go.
- I'm just trying to help you.

411
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,179
Put on blinker, check mirrors,

412
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,663
watch jerk steal your spot,

413
00:13:50,688 --> 00:13:53,085
regret quitting karate in 4th grade.

414
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,600
You know what, Jay, this is not about

415
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,874
who tells the best story.

416
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:58,647
This is about you jumping in that night

417
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,444
like you just wanted me to stop talking

418
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:03,497
because I was embarrassing
you or something.

419
00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:05,250
You made me feel stupid.

420
00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:08,561
You think it's nothing,
but you hurt my feelings.

421
00:14:09,488 --> 00:14:11,983
Gloria, that's the last
thing I meant to happen.

422
00:14:12,015 --> 00:14:14,139
You're just saying that.
You don't really understand.

423
00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:15,865
No, I'm sorry.

424
00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,058
Hell, I'm the last guy
who wants to make somebody

425
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,858
feel like they sound stupid.

426
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,386
Did I ever tell you about the little boy

427
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,374
from my neighborhood who stuttered?

428
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,646
He was real self-conscious about it.

429
00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:27,116
What kid wouldn't be?

430
00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:29,452
At school, when the teacher
would ask him a question,

431
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,374
he tried so hard to get the words out,

432
00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:33,111
but it just wouldn't come.

433
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:34,491
Rest of the kids stared at him,

434
00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,317
which only made the stuttering worse.

435
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,876
They'd whisper behind
his back and laugh.

436
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:42,014
Finally, got to the point
when the teacher called on him

437
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,741
to answer a question,
even if he knew the answer,

438
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:46,421
he'd just say, "I don't know."

439
00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:49,327
Then the teacher would
shake his head and say,

440
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:51,753
"Next time, study harder, Jay."

441
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,069
You were that little kid?

442
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,009
So sad.

443
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,741
That must have been very hard for you.

444
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:58,999
It was.

445
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:00,522
We're parked.

446
00:15:01,575 --> 00:15:03,662
Okay, the movie's about to start.

447
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:04,880
Let's go.

448
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:10,625
Man, I haven't thought
about that in years.

449
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,662
That was really moving.

450
00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:16,388
'Cause that's how you tell a story.

451
00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:21,275
Hi, could you bring
out the birthday cake

452
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,362
in like five, minutes?

453
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:23,736
Sure, do you want the
whole song and everything?

454
00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:24,760
Oh, that would be great.

455
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,010
I only ask because we
don't love doing it.

456
00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:27,448
Okay, thanks.

457
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:28,831
Hey.

458
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:31,381
So, birthday boy, how you feeling?

459
00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:33,471
Um, a little nervous, actually.

460
00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:34,530
Why?

461
00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,268
Uh, well...

462
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,409
Oh, my God.

463
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,470
Haley, when I woke up this morning,

464
00:15:40,495 --> 00:15:42,612
I just had this feeling.

465
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:43,855
And I know this is sudden,

466
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,290
but like any mid-to-large
market weatherman,

467
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:47,677
I trust my instincts.

468
00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:49,979
And it might have something
to do with turning 45,

469
00:15:50,014 --> 00:15:52,417
but today my instincts told
me not to wait another second

470
00:15:52,442 --> 00:15:55,175
to spend the rest of my
life with the woman I love.

471
00:15:56,487 --> 00:15:59,050
Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy,

472
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,682
will you marry me?

473
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,093
Yes.

474
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,762
- Yes, I'll marry you.
- Really? You will?

475
00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:07,392
- Yeah!
- Oh!

476
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:10,142
It just feels right, you know?
I don't want to over-think it.

477
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,311
That's what I love about you.
You don't over-think anything.

478
00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:13,408
Aww.

479
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,548
Oh, you've made me the
happiest man in the world.

480
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,314
I don't know how to say this
without sounding superficial,

481
00:16:17,339 --> 00:16:18,525
but I need a closer look at this ring.

482
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,290
Yeah, sit down, sit down.

483
00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:22,149
It was my grandmother's.

484
00:16:22,174 --> 00:16:23,841
She hid it in her
hollowed-out wooden foot

485
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:24,945
during the Great Depression.

486
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,371
So crazy, my grandmother's on Snapchat.

487
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:28,730
It's beautiful.

488
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,157
I didn't ruin the surprise, did I?

489
00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:31,697
I mean, I was trying to
act normal through dinner.

490
00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:33,446
I just couldn't hide how nervous I was.

491
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:36,035
It's how I imagine fans feel
when they come up and meet me.

492
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,861
No, I didn't expect it at all.

493
00:16:37,886 --> 00:16:39,516
I just thought you were
nervous because the light's

494
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,641
on the right side of your face.

495
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,204
Yeah. Oh, look at me...

496
00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:43,938
- I can't stop smiling.
- Yeah!

497
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:45,768
Usually I like to save
my smiles for on-camera

498
00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:47,336
because they come off
more real that way.

499
00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:48,838
- Oh, yeah.
- But this is worth it.

500
00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:50,626
Mm.

501
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:52,922
- That's odd.
- What's wrong?

502
00:16:52,947 --> 00:16:55,056
It's raining. I didn't predict that.

503
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,220
- I called for clear skies tonight.
- Hmm.

504
00:16:57,245 --> 00:16:59,895
Ooh, should we order some
champagne to celebrate?

505
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,477
I can't believe my forecast was wrong.

506
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,238
Oh, don't beat yourself up about it.

507
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,597
If it helps, my weather app
didn't predict rain either.

508
00:17:05,622 --> 00:17:07,259
- Your what?
- Nothing.

509
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:09,199
My God, look at those winds.

510
00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:11,874
They must register at least
a 10 on the Beaufort Scale.

511
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:14,000
Think of all the sun roofs left open.

512
00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:17,237
Think of all the freshly
blown-out hair de-volumizing.

513
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,160
- How could I not see this coming?
- Rainer.

514
00:17:19,185 --> 00:17:20,838
Is this the only thing
I was off about today?

515
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,355
What do you mean?

516
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:25,287
Well, let's face it, Haley.
I did not think this through.

517
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,574
I mean, where are we gonna live?

518
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:29,270
My place only has one walk-in
closet, which would stay mine.

519
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:31,627
And how's my daughter gonna
feel about us getting married?

520
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,012
Are you gonna want to have children?

521
00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:34,637
Can I even have more children?

522
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,429
I've spent a lot of
time in tanning beds.

523
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:38,923
Um, I think you're spinning a little.

524
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:42,137
Look, sometimes when I'm
reorganizing my closet,

525
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,807
I feel overwhelmed, like I'm
never gonna get through it all.

526
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:48,377
So I force myself to look at
things in smaller sections.

527
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,704
I arrange five pairs of shoes at a time.

528
00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:52,872
12 hours later, I'm done.

529
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,308
So, that's what we'll do.

530
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,209
We'll take things five years at a time.

531
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,078
- In five years, I'll be 50.
- What?

532
00:17:58,112 --> 00:17:59,879
What did you think 45 plus 5 was?

533
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,581
Well, until today, you were 44,

534
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,883
which I had basically
convinced myself was 40,

535
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,512
and now suddenly we're talking
about 50, which is basically 60.

536
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,082
Wait, wait. Why are you panicking?

537
00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:09,988
I'm the one who can't
mess up another marriage.

538
00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:12,034
I mean, you mess up the first one, fine.

539
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,832
It's a mulligan. But
the second one fails,

540
00:18:13,857 --> 00:18:15,562
and suddenly I'm the problem.

541
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,564
I lose my chance at
being the spokesperson

542
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,365
for Blue Monsoon Korean Energy Drink.

543
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,699
Let's just take a breath.

544
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,124
It's natural to freak out a little bit.

545
00:18:22,149 --> 00:18:24,629
We're making a lifetime commitment.

546
00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:26,651
We're going to be together forever.

547
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:30,387
Just you and me.

548
00:18:30,412 --> 00:18:31,691
Forever.

549
00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:33,627
You just said that.

550
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,958
I know.

551
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,644
Because... because it's great.

552
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:40,082
That's what every girl wants, right?

553
00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,840
I mean, sure, I'm still really
young and there's obviously

554
00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:45,234
so much more I thought I'd
do before I tied myself down

555
00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:46,910
to one person for the rest of my life.

556
00:18:46,935 --> 00:18:49,470
But does anyone ever truly
feel ready to get married?

557
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,785
I mean, probably.

558
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,641
- Haley.
- But it's not like I'm dying.

559
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,334
I just won't be single anymore.

560
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,869
I'll won't ever go
on a first date again.

561
00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:57,121
I won't ever have a first kiss.

562
00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:58,316
I won't ever dance near a deejay booth

563
00:18:58,341 --> 00:18:59,433
hoping someone will like what they see

564
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,691
and offer me a ride home.

565
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,910
Oh, my... is it, is it me...

566
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,577
or is it just crazy hot in here?

567
00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:06,246
Can somebody open a window, please?

568
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,981
No, no, they can't because,
as I did not predict,

569
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,082
it's raining outside.

570
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:11,082
Ew, my finger is swelling up.

571
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,771
Oh, why is your grandmother's
Depression ring so tight?

572
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:15,363
Give me that butter.

573
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,023
Here, let me help you with that.

574
00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:18,087
Ugh.

575
00:19:18,112 --> 00:19:19,355
I got it. Ow!

576
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,605
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

577
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,151
Nope, it's okay. I'm fine.

578
00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:23,877
At least the ring came off.

579
00:19:23,902 --> 00:19:25,236
Ow.

580
00:19:25,284 --> 00:19:26,651
Yeah, um,

581
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,496
feels better.

582
00:19:31,886 --> 00:19:33,722
Look, um...

583
00:19:35,099 --> 00:19:36,840
maybe you're right.

584
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:41,881
Maybe we should rethink
this whole marriage thing.

585
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,223
I don't remember saying that.

586
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:46,286
It's clear you're having doubts.

587
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,965
We both are.

588
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,565
Let's just keep dating
and see where it goes.

589
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:51,858
I don't want to do that.

590
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:54,832
I mean, I... clearly, I've
had some commitment issues,

591
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:57,106
and I know I had a
momentary freak out there,

592
00:19:57,131 --> 00:20:00,621
but I was... I had no idea that you w...

593
00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:02,662
Haley, I know it's unfair.

594
00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:04,082
I guess I was just hoping
you'd be sure enough

595
00:20:04,107 --> 00:20:05,581
for the both of us.

596
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:07,106
You're right.

597
00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,575
It isn't fair.

598
00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:12,585
You're really giving this back?

599
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:16,000
Just for now.

600
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:18,952
Haley, I'm 45 years old.

601
00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:21,921
I-I don't want to just date
and see where things go.

602
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,723
That's not where I am in my life.

603
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:25,203
What are you saying?

604
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,727
Well, I think we're both saying it.

605
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,367
- ♪ Ha... ♪
- No, no, don't.

606
00:20:29,392 --> 00:20:30,592
Oh, good.

607
00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:33,947
Do you want to blow out the candles?

608
00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:43,359
Sir?

609
00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:44,400
Sir?

610
00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:46,475
- Wh-what happened?
- Are we in Dallas yet?

611
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,468
No, we've left Dallas.
We're in Turks and Caicos.

612
00:20:48,502 --> 00:20:50,470
- We need to clean the plane.
- What?

613
00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:51,972
Do you remember being in Dallas?

614
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:53,594
No, we must have slept through it.

615
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,052
- You're wearing a cowboy hat.
- So are you.

616
00:20:56,077 --> 00:20:57,077
What is this?

617
00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:59,008
I don't think we're
supposed to have that.

618
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,601
So, it appears I've gotten a piercing.

619
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:04,793
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

620
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:05,915
"Murray."

621
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,936
Why does your arm say "Murray"?

622
00:21:07,961 --> 00:21:09,547
Who... whose dog is this?

623
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,930
What do you mean "whose dog"?

624
00:21:10,955 --> 00:21:12,383
You refused to board without him.

625
00:21:12,408 --> 00:21:13,608
I did?

626
00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:16,087
Okay, well, let's go.

627
00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:19,313
I don't remember my
bag being this heavy.

628
00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:20,930
Uh-oh.

629
00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:22,539
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