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Can I have that dropped
at the gift table for you?
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Ah, I think I'll hang onto
this. This is a special gift.
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It's a wine fridge... 36
bottles, stainless steel,
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dual temp zones for
your whites, your reds.
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She doesn't care. Okay.
And neither did the priest.
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Father O'GodHe'sHot.
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- I know. Those lips, right?
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- Is that appropriate?
- Appropriate?
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You never carried us around as proudly
as you're carrying around that thing.
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30 years ago, I didn't do your
Aunt Becky's closets for free.
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The whole family got together
and decided I was cheap...
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called me "High Pockets."
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Well, we'll see what her boy Brian says
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when he opens what
Esquire Magazine called
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"the last under-counter wine
fridge you'll ever need."
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Wow.
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- (both laugh)
- High Pockets.
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Can we just find the bar?
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How funny would it be if I said no?
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(laughs)
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Mother of... us.
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Mom! What is she doing here?
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She's not even related to these people!
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Oh, my God.
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You, me, Mom, Dad, alone.
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Without Gloria to absorb the hate.
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Okay, why am I scared?
I'm feeling scared.
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Because you are flashing
back to every family event
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that ended with Dad
whisper-screaming at Mom,
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"Would you calm down?" while she
would swing her pocketbook around
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until it burst open like
a pill-packed piñata.
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Oh, God. I-I don't want to be
the make-a-scene family. Again.
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Well, Dad's not leaving
until they award him CNN Hero
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for bringing the wine fridge,
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so maybe we just each take a parent
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and try and keep them
apart as much as possible?
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Probably our best shot
at an uneventful day.
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But can we please not fight
over who has to care of...
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(as Mitchell) Mom!
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- Mitchell!
- Hey!
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- (chuckling) Hi.
- Oh...
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it's so good to see you, honey. Mm!
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♪ ♪
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey. I got us a campus
map, and look at this...
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my old college frat has a chapter here!
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By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use
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the main-floor bathroom
and sign out a Frisbee.
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Cool.
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Wow, you're really giving
those bands a workout.
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Oh, just burning off
some nervous energy.
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They don't ask questions
on a college tour, right?
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Luke and I, Gloria, and Manny
are going on a college tour!
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Safety school for Manny,
long shot for Luke,
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which hasn't been great
for his self-esteem.
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Luckily, as a former cheerleader,
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I haven't lost my gift
for lifting spirits.
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Though I can no longer
make an N with my body.
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Wow.
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This is a great workout.
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Ow! No!
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Sorry, sorry! Guys, come look!
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I did something very bad.
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(whimpering)
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(laughs)
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(whispering) Manny is taking a nap,
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(normal voice) so I put
a pig-a-let in the bed!
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- (stifles laugh)
- Oh, my God.
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Where'd you get that?
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You remember those farmers
that we met? (giggles)
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You'll be surprised what they'll
do for a couple of big tips.
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(whispering) What did you hear?
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(pig snorting)
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Aah! Whoa! What is that?!
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It's a pig-a-let!
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Man, you should see your face!
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Ohh, it licked my face!
Why would you do this?
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Aye, Manny, don't be so uptight!
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I'm preparing you for college
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so that you fit in
and make some friends.
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I took the idea from watching
"The Animal House,"
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"The Old School" movie...
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College is about higher
education, not pranks.
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Nerd!
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- There she is!
- Hey, lady.
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Yeah, I can't give you free stuff.
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- Let's go.
- Okay, take care.
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Okay.
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Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- What? What? What?
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- It's her.
- Who?
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The blonde over there in the
cute jacket and fab shoes.
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If that's who I think it
is, we hate her so hard.
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Last night, I was robbed.
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That's right.
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There I was at Lily's dance recital,
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breathlessly anticipating
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my baby's first-ever ballet solo.
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Okay, here it comes.
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This moment is worth every
cent of the $2,000 in lessons.
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What?
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Oh, my... oh, my gosh. I can't see.
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Didn't they say no filming?
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Excuse me. Miss? (gasps)
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Did you just see that?
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That horrid woman robbed me
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of my proud daddy moment
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and forced me to lie to my daughter.
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"You danced beautifully,
Lily!" But did she?
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I have no idea!
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Why didn't you smack
her down last night?
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With words, obviously.
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- Wait, can gays smack women?
- No.
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No! You know what,
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I would have cussed her out last night,
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except the selfish hag left the moment
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her daughter's dance was over.
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I hope there's no rule in
here about causing a commotion.
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I mean, we didn't really feel
the need to put it up on a sign
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because, you know, civilization.
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Well, I answer to a higher law.
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Hey! Get back here! You
don't even know it's her.
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You're basing this off
of the back of the head
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of someone you saw in the dark.
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That may be how you recognize
your old boyfriends, but...
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Excuse me.
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As much as I admire that and do
intend on using it on Mitchell
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without giving you any
credit, there is a line.
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So, Mom, I didn't know that
you would be, uh, be here.
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Oh, well, I wasn't planning on it...
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I haven't seen these
people since the divorce...
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- Yeah.
- But then my new hubby had to work,
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and I thought... "Write
a new story, DeDe."
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- Yeah!
- (both chuckle)
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So, are you here alone, or...?
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You look great!
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This dress is beautiful!
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Oh, thank you.
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I found it in the
trunk of a car I bought.
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- (cellphone chimes)
- Oh. One second, Mom.
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Oh, this is Cam texting. Uh...
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The picture of the
back of someone's head
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and the words, "Is this her?"
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No idea what you are talking about.
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Kissy face.
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Oh!
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Excuse me. Can we get a pic?
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- Honey!
- Oh.
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- (chuckles)
- Dad, that's sweet.
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Really?
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If we get separated, there's a record.
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Oh, God.
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- Hey, don't be mad.
- Are you kidding?
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She vanished, okay?
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- Those shoes she makes are soundless.
- Oh, god.
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- Oh, there you are!
- Oh!
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Mwah!
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- Okay.
- Oh, well,
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if it isn't my first family.
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What a surprise, huh?
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Yeah! I guess Brian invited me
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because of that summer we took him in.
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Remember when I caught you
trying on Brian's underpants?
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No, what even... Mom!
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- Oh, is it just the four of us?
- Yeah!
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Yes, and where are you sitting, Mom?
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I can walk you back to your table.
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In a minute. I'd like to visit a little.
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I don't even know anyone at my table.
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- Well, Gloria's not here.
- Oh, thank you, Jay.
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Here. Let me, uh...
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- Well, this is fun.
- Mm-hmm.
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- The band's back together.
- Yeah.
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Would anyone care for some champagne?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I'd love some.
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- Oh, you bet. Yeah.
- Thank you.
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I'll just take the tray.
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Admission has gotten tougher.
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Only about 4 out of 10
applicants get accepted.
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Ugh.
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You've beaten worse odds than that.
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We forgot to get you
vaccinated till you were 6.
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The university boasts
many noted graduates...
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research scientists, journalists,
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and one pretty well-known playwright.
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Wow. "Pretty well-known?"
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Imagine how many cookies
they could have sold
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if they called them
"Pretty Well-Known Amos's."
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- Oh!
- (laughs)
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I tied your shoelaces together.
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Mom, what's going on with you?
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I am preparing you.
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If you can't laugh at yourself,
then you'll become a target.
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College crazy time, man!
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(gasps)
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Excuse me, Steffi?
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My son Tim here developed a finance app
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that caught the eye of
some folks at JP Morgan,
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so he'll need to keep that
going along with school.
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No problem.
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Many students work while taking class.
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- Excuse me, Steffi?
- What are you doing?
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My son Lucas here is a
recognized amateur trampolinist.
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(hushed voice) Dad!
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I'm assuming you guys
have a training facility
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so he can continue his pursuits
in the applied bouncing arts?
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I'm not sure I'm understanding...
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You guys have a trampoline?
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I think there's a small
one in the daycare center.
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There are no small trampolines, only...
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You know what? We can move on.
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Everybody, this way!
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Just go ask her if
she was at the recital,
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and then tell her off if she says yes.
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No, I can't, because if it's her,
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she'll sense confrontation
coming and deny it.
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People can always tell
when I'm in attack mode.
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- Mm, flared nostrils?
- No.
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- Vein in your forehead?
- Blotchy neck?
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No! You know what,
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and just a head's up, you both
are turning into your mother.
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Okay. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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New plan.
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What... what are you doing?
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Well, if there's video of
Lily's recital on her iPad,
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then I know it's for sure her,
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and plus, I can e-mail it to myself
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and have a proper viewing party.
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- Ooh, I've got a thing.
- Yeah, I'll probably be working.
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I haven't even set a date yet.
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Okay, there's a passcode.
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Well, of course there's
a passcode. Give me that.
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All right, well, she ordered
a powdered doughnut, so...
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00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,291
All right. Chalky fingerprints
on the 8, the 5, the 3, and the 1.
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Your passcode is some
combination of those four.
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00:08:05,222 --> 00:08:06,392
Oh, my God. You're brilliant.
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Last year, I was doing
differential topography at Cal Tech,
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and now I sketch leaves in milk
foam for adult skateboarders.
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I need something more.
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- She's coming back.
- What?!
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(whispering) She's coming back.
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Hey!
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I left my iPad on the
table, and somebody took it.
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Oh, gosh! I didn't...
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Didn't what? Do your job?
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It's not like you're so busy
you don't have time to...
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Excuse me. I couldn't
help overhearing. Um...
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are you talking about that
iPad in that bag there?
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- Oh, God.
- 'Cause there's an iPad there.
250
00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,280
- What a ditz.
- (chuckles)
251
00:08:36,305 --> 00:08:39,345
Ugh, I guess I'm just nervous
for this stupid blind date
252
00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,178
I never should have agreed to.
253
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,309
Oh, no.
254
00:08:44,074 --> 00:08:45,589
You're not Richard, are you?
255
00:08:45,614 --> 00:08:48,248
Uh, yes. I-I am Richard.
I'm your blind date.
256
00:08:48,317 --> 00:08:49,416
You're, uh, Ana.
257
00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,751
Oh! Am I the worst person ever?
258
00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:53,587
Well, that's what
we're here to find out.
259
00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,922
(laughs) Kidding! Please sit!
260
00:08:56,407 --> 00:08:57,837
I hope that is her. She's gross.
261
00:08:57,862 --> 00:08:58,918
I want him to yell at her.
262
00:08:58,944 --> 00:09:00,564
- Yeah.
- Excuse me.
263
00:09:00,589 --> 00:09:02,422
Um, I'm here for a blind date,
264
00:09:02,462 --> 00:09:03,947
and my friend didn't
even give me a picture.
265
00:09:03,972 --> 00:09:05,462
I just know the woman's name.
266
00:09:05,487 --> 00:09:07,567
Any chance you served an Ana?
267
00:09:07,592 --> 00:09:10,861
Oh! Well, this is crazy.
268
00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,621
Ana, say hello to, uh...
269
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,752
- Richard.
- Yeah.
270
00:09:13,801 --> 00:09:15,011
(laughs)
271
00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:17,096
Um, sorry, I don't mean
to be forward, but...
272
00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:20,279
Vanessa kind of undersold
how attractive you are.
273
00:09:20,482 --> 00:09:21,498
Wowza.
274
00:09:21,523 --> 00:09:22,912
(laughs)
275
00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:25,545
The things I've done because
people tell me I'm pretty,
276
00:09:25,570 --> 00:09:27,337
you'd almost think I wasn't pretty.
277
00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:31,537
So, 1986, we were just coming back
278
00:09:31,562 --> 00:09:33,325
from my sister Bebe's wedding
279
00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:36,235
when I first had my
dream about murdering you.
280
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,438
No! Mitchell has a funny story
281
00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:42,395
that doesn't open old wounds
about Cam at a dance recital.
282
00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,214
He got so mad, didn't he, Mitchell?
283
00:09:44,239 --> 00:09:45,362
Tell them!
284
00:09:45,387 --> 00:09:46,846
So mad.
285
00:09:47,425 --> 00:09:49,191
That wasn't '86. That was '87.
286
00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:50,721
The reason we were late
was because of that damn
287
00:09:50,746 --> 00:09:52,736
Hands Across America
that you made me do.
288
00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:54,694
Hands was '86,
289
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,319
and you thanked me afterwards
290
00:09:56,343 --> 00:09:58,276
because you got to
hold hands with someone
291
00:09:58,301 --> 00:10:00,609
that was holding hands
with Willie Nelson.
292
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,540
What the hell was that whole
thing about, anyway? Hunger?
293
00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:04,407
Hand somebody a
sandwich in San Francisco
294
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:05,791
and you pass it on down the line
295
00:10:05,816 --> 00:10:07,744
till some bum gets
ahold of it in Boston?
296
00:10:07,769 --> 00:10:09,550
Hunger, yeah. Definitely.
297
00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,653
Um, Mitchell is on a
diet, speaking of hunger.
298
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,082
What can you eat now?
299
00:10:13,387 --> 00:10:15,332
Uh... less.
300
00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:19,028
Sweetie, I see what you're doing,
301
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,505
but this whole controlling thing...
302
00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,225
it's challenging.
303
00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:24,333
Works good in the office,
304
00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:27,029
but sometimes she's as tight
as a camel's ass in a sandstorm.
305
00:10:27,054 --> 00:10:28,716
Ooh, this seems aggressive.
306
00:10:28,946 --> 00:10:30,379
I'm just gonna...
307
00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:32,587
May I be excused to go to the bathroom?
308
00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:35,179
Yeah. Me, too. Be right back.
309
00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:38,765
Hey! You do not get to do this.
310
00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,015
You do not get to shut down on me
311
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,156
like you did when we were kids.
312
00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:43,280
I am not gonna sit here taking the heat
313
00:10:43,305 --> 00:10:45,906
while you go hide in your
room blasting Pat Benatar.
314
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,568
Why are we even all sitting together?
315
00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,329
This is my plan. You're
gonna come up with a reason
316
00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:51,523
to take Mom back to her table.
317
00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:53,014
Maybe you want to unload some gay stuff
318
00:10:53,054 --> 00:10:54,344
you don't want Dad to hear?
319
00:10:54,369 --> 00:10:55,557
You're lovely.
320
00:10:55,582 --> 00:10:58,291
But my dream analyst helped me realize
321
00:10:58,383 --> 00:11:00,447
that I never wanted to murder you.
322
00:11:00,472 --> 00:11:03,985
I wanted to murder the part
of myself that was so angry.
323
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,415
You were angry because I was
an inconsiderate blow-hard.
324
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,851
Oh, don't do that.
325
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,696
We had plenty of good
times, didn't we, Sarge?
326
00:11:10,721 --> 00:11:11,876
You bet we did, Pea.
327
00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:13,260
Oh!
328
00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:14,651
(both chuckle)
329
00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:16,657
What fresh hell is this?
330
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,050
We'll end our tour here
at our iconic bell tower.
331
00:11:20,207 --> 00:11:21,752
See you all at tonight's mixer!
332
00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:24,299
Hey. Before we go back, you
want to do something fun?
333
00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:25,596
Follow me.
334
00:11:26,714 --> 00:11:28,814
- Check it out!
- A bell?
335
00:11:29,113 --> 00:11:30,746
Not just a bell.
336
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:33,170
A series of bells fed into
an ingenious instrument
337
00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:35,129
known as a carillon.
338
00:11:35,354 --> 00:11:37,455
I monkied around with
one back in the day.
339
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,581
A cutie named Gretchen
took me up to her belfry
340
00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:40,706
and showed me some moves,
341
00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:42,331
which I now realize sounds sexual.
342
00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,290
Not really. You talk like this a lot.
343
00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:47,272
The point is, Gretchen got a full
ride treading bells like these.
344
00:11:47,297 --> 00:11:48,449
Wow, that's high.
345
00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:50,762
Maybe you could, too.
346
00:11:50,787 --> 00:11:52,405
Get you into a class on...
347
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:55,697
What? I'm gonna learn
all this in three months?
348
00:11:55,722 --> 00:11:56,821
You're a quick study!
349
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,070
Look at how fast you learned magic.
350
00:11:58,095 --> 00:12:00,403
I got a home movie of you
pulling an impossibly long chain
351
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,860
of baby wipes out of your diaper.
352
00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,780
Okay, I was 5 in a diaper.
353
00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,497
That's not really a
sign of a quick learner.
354
00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:06,733
(gasps)
355
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,837
I believe you can do
anything you put your mind to.
356
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,225
- Why?
- (bells chiming)
357
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,186
Oh! Shoot!
358
00:12:11,211 --> 00:12:13,155
I guess it's all computerized now.
359
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,664
Who cares?
360
00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:16,615
God, I hate it when you do this.
361
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,673
Do what? You look mad. Are you mad?
362
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:20,983
(bells chiming)
363
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,085
(yelling indistinctly)
364
00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,221
... And I keep telling you,
365
00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:25,522
but it's like you're not hearing me!
366
00:12:25,547 --> 00:12:26,967
I'm not. Wait, don't talk yet.
367
00:12:26,992 --> 00:12:30,336
(chiming continues)
368
00:12:30,436 --> 00:12:31,440
Go now, quick!
369
00:12:31,465 --> 00:12:32,731
Stop acting like I'm someone I'm not!
370
00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,356
Stop telling me how great
I am when it's not true!
371
00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:36,026
Don't you see how
much pressure that is?!
372
00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:37,484
Luke, don't you walk away from...
373
00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:38,981
(bell chimes)
374
00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:40,042
... me!
375
00:12:40,146 --> 00:12:42,079
- I'm your...
- (chimes)
376
00:12:42,675 --> 00:12:44,464
How are you 36?
377
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,361
I just can't get over
how young you look.
378
00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:49,347
- The trick is to not smile too hard.
- (laughs)
379
00:12:49,547 --> 00:12:51,077
- You're funny.
- (chuckles uneasily)
380
00:12:51,102 --> 00:12:53,233
I did not expect that
from a seismologist.
381
00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:55,327
Which, by the way, how did
you get into that?
382
00:12:55,352 --> 00:12:59,109
Oh, um, it's just
always come easy for me.
383
00:12:59,227 --> 00:13:00,514
You know? I look at people
384
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,593
and I just instinctively
know their size.
385
00:13:02,618 --> 00:13:04,585
People are like, "Oh, I'm a 4,"
386
00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:06,509
and I'm like, "Who you foolin',
girl? You a 10." (laughs)
387
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,827
Ma'am, here is that
napkin you asked for.
388
00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,874
Oh, thanks. Ha ha. Fooled you.
389
00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:13,030
I was just joking about clothing stuff.
390
00:13:13,055 --> 00:13:16,901
The real reason why I got
into studying earthquakes
391
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,326
is because I love nature.
392
00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:21,835
I guess that would explain the
ornithology interest, too, huh?
393
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:22,890
- (dish clatters)
- (laughs uneasily)
394
00:13:22,915 --> 00:13:24,215
Miss, could I have another...
395
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,173
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
396
00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:29,678
Angels have always been cool,
397
00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:33,238
but not as cool as birds!
398
00:13:33,263 --> 00:13:35,704
I love birds! (chuckles insincerely)
399
00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:37,321
I mean, I love my mother, I do,
400
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:40,087
but it's like her needs
come before everyone else's.
401
00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:41,526
You know that kind of person?
402
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:43,210
I think I do, yeah.
403
00:13:43,235 --> 00:13:45,211
- Wait, why was I talking about her?
- I don't know.
404
00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:47,023
The question was, "What
did you do last night?"
405
00:13:47,048 --> 00:13:48,523
- And the question stands.
- (cellphone chimes)
406
00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:49,827
Oh!
407
00:13:49,852 --> 00:13:51,179
Sorry.
408
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:53,039
(groans)
409
00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:54,868
- Ex-husband.
- (groans)
410
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,766
Honestly, it's like
he can't be with my son
411
00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:58,087
for more than three hours
412
00:13:58,112 --> 00:14:00,219
without texting me some inane question.
413
00:14:00,244 --> 00:14:01,843
Oh... oh, you have a son?
414
00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:03,448
(sighs)
415
00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:06,090
Love of my life.
416
00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:07,105
(sighs, chuckles)
417
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,777
He took the divorce pretty hard.
418
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,838
He's... different, you know?
419
00:14:12,863 --> 00:14:16,264
He's really... he's
creative and sensitive,
420
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:21,179
and he gets picked on a lot at school.
421
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:24,116
You know, it's like, thank
God for his dance class.
422
00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:25,741
(voice breaking) I feel
like it's the only place
423
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,866
that I see, like, real joy on his face.
424
00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:32,570
I knew it. You're the worst!
425
00:14:32,617 --> 00:14:33,687
Excuse me?
426
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:35,312
I'm not Richard, you fool.
427
00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:37,070
I'm the father you and your giant iPad
428
00:14:37,095 --> 00:14:39,228
robbed of his daughter's
first ballet solo.
429
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,503
I hope whatever reason you had
430
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:44,830
to prioritize your child
over mine was a good one,
431
00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:46,518
and now that I hear
it, it's pretty close,
432
00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:48,651
I have to admit, but still.
433
00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:50,116
Wow!
434
00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:51,884
You're a maniac,
435
00:14:51,938 --> 00:14:53,504
but I'm grateful
436
00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:56,411
because this has been
one of the most abysmal dates
437
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,115
- I have ever been on.
- Oh!
438
00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,708
People think that cats are standoffish,
439
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,765
but my guy, when I come home...
440
00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,802
Okay, I've got to stop you right there.
441
00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:05,644
I'm not Ana, and this isn't happening.
442
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,676
I had a feeling. (chuckles)
443
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,145
Can I at least take a picture with you
444
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,540
so I can tell other women we dated?
445
00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:12,814
What?! No!
446
00:15:12,853 --> 00:15:14,119
You're right.
447
00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:16,149
It's just that you're so pretty.
448
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,540
All right, get in here.
449
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:20,611
Ma'am?
450
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:21,673
Manny, come on.
451
00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:23,304
We're going to be late for the mixer.
452
00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:25,339
Uh, excuse me, did I say
your time-out was over?
453
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:26,392
Back on the bed.
454
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,916
I'm sorry, okay? No more pranks.
455
00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:30,373
I promise.
456
00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:33,101
I just wanted to have
fun with you. Geez!
457
00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:35,421
(whirring)
458
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,552
I forgot I did that one! (stifles laugh)
459
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,005
- Aye, Manny! Por favor!
- Get out. No, no. Get out!
460
00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:43,575
- Luke, we should talk about this!
- There's nothing to talk about.
461
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,967
And you're not coming
to this stupid party.
462
00:15:44,992 --> 00:15:46,747
- I'm going alone.
- So am I.
463
00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:47,773
(door slams)
464
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,944
- Eh.
- Wow.
465
00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:51,331
Like I want to take
some stupid bell class
466
00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:53,014
so we can all find out there's
one more thing I can't do.
467
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,972
Oh, boo-hoo. Your dad believes in you.
468
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,678
My mom's treating me like I'm
on some Japanese game show.
469
00:15:57,842 --> 00:15:59,608
Fine! You win!
470
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,033
You win worst parent, you win college.
471
00:16:02,058 --> 00:16:03,990
Hope you have fun here
while I'm shoveling poo
472
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:05,781
in some underground poo-shoveling place.
473
00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:06,872
Well, why'd you even come here
474
00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,030
if you're so sure you can't get in?
475
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,021
I don't know.
476
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,550
Maybe because this is the one
place we might both get in,
477
00:16:11,575 --> 00:16:13,508
that might make this whole
thing a little less scary!
478
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,191
Well, that's the only
reason I applied, too!
479
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,615
- Then why are we fighting?!
- I don't know!
480
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:19,308
- So, are we still going to the party?
- Yeah, I'll put on a hat!
481
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:23,913
I just wanted Luke to feel
good about himself, you know?
482
00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:25,660
Cheer him on a little.
483
00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:28,488
Maybe there is such a thing
as too much cheerleading.
484
00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:30,780
You tell him he can do
anything, and when he can't,
485
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,538
he feels like he's disappointing you.
486
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,035
Luke knows I'd never
be disappointed in him.
487
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,901
Does he? Luke is very sweet,
488
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,785
but he doesn't know a lot of things.
489
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:39,988
So I'm supposed to pump him up,
490
00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:42,313
but not so much that he's
afraid to let me down.
491
00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:44,411
It's ironic that I'm
struggling with this
492
00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:47,227
since my greatest cheerleading
move was threading the needle.
493
00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,782
It's when your seven
cheermates make hoop arms...
494
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:50,977
I don't care.
495
00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:53,570
I just want Manny to
learn how to take a joke.
496
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,787
Yes, but there's a
difference between a joke
497
00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,542
and yelling "Pervert!"
before shoving him
498
00:16:58,567 --> 00:16:59,855
into the girls' locker room.
499
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,146
Aye, please, that was funny.
500
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:02,971
Besides, I was the one who broke a heel
501
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:04,667
trying to keep the door shut.
502
00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:06,580
College is a big change.
503
00:17:06,605 --> 00:17:08,538
I'm just trying to
keep it light for him.
504
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,622
For him or for you?
505
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:13,323
(sighs) Okay.
506
00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:16,249
He's leaving me for the
first time in his life.
507
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,490
I've been married, I've been divorced,
508
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,448
I've lived here, I've lived there.
509
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,407
I drove a taxi, I won "Star Search."
510
00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:27,247
Through all the changes in
my life, there was always us.
511
00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:29,324
Like partners.
512
00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:33,769
If I don't keep this light,
I am going to be very sad.
513
00:17:34,107 --> 00:17:36,407
I know. It stinks.
514
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,861
You just have to hope
they get irritating enough
515
00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:41,447
by the end of the year that
you're ready for them to go.
516
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,142
Maybe I should give
him his harmonica back.
517
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,907
That's the spirit.
518
00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:49,094
Here, take my half steak.
519
00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:50,686
I'll take half your fish.
520
00:17:50,711 --> 00:17:52,644
I got to trick my arteries
every once in a while,
521
00:17:52,669 --> 00:17:54,602
- keep them on their toes.
- (chuckles)
522
00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:56,643
Well, I don't know what you're
doing, but you look great.
523
00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:58,128
And you look great, too.
524
00:17:58,551 --> 00:17:59,950
Oh, look, there's no line at the bar.
525
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,592
How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
526
00:18:01,617 --> 00:18:04,616
Oh, you remembered, Sarge.
527
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,577
That was the only drink I could
keep down when I was pregnant.
528
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,498
Who are those people?
529
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,090
You heard them. They're
"Sarge" and "Pea."
530
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:15,318
Two nicknames I have never
heard in my entire life.
531
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,431
This kindness, I don't trust it.
532
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:19,431
I know, it's like a
purple sky before a storm.
533
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:20,414
Exactly.
534
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:23,697
Beautiful until you realize
the birds are agitated
535
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,489
and ants are walking in circles.
536
00:18:25,514 --> 00:18:26,856
Actually, you know what?
537
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:28,247
My... my stomach's
feeling a little weird.
538
00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:30,058
I think I'm gonna take a
walk, get a little fresh air.
539
00:18:30,082 --> 00:18:32,869
Oh, no, you don't. You are
not running away this time. No.
540
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:33,959
Let go, bossy!
541
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,041
Sit down. We are gonna
suffer like a family!
542
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,924
No. Don't... don't
stretch out my jacket!
543
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:39,627
I just got back into slim fit!
544
00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:42,340
- (glass shatters)
- (gasps)
545
00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:43,794
- Is everything all right?
- Yeah.
546
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,885
- He's fine.
- I just...
547
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,576
Oh, no, of course. Yeah, go get that.
548
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:47,834
What's going on?
549
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,350
- Oh...
- She pushed me.
550
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,133
I didn't push him. He just,
you know, slipped, fell.
551
00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:54,546
Sit down, sit down.
You're causing a scene.
552
00:18:54,571 --> 00:18:56,289
It's very embarrassing.
553
00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:58,548
You have been quite
rude today, young lady.
554
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,204
General Patton over there.
555
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,812
And this one is basically
a cardboard cutout
556
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,937
who occasionally sips wine and sighs.
557
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,820
We did not raise you to act like this.
558
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:09,836
- Oh, excuse me.
- No, I-I got it.
559
00:19:09,861 --> 00:19:13,960
No, in fact, you raised us to
act exactly like this, okay?
560
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,968
You two are the ones
that are acting crazy.
561
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:17,425
What are you talking about?
562
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,717
Who the hell are Sarge and Pea,
563
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,508
and where were they
when we were growing up?
564
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:23,333
Yeah, maybe if those
two people had raised us,
565
00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:24,686
there would have been room in our house
566
00:19:24,711 --> 00:19:26,767
for other people to have emotions
567
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,956
and somebody wouldn't have
had to shut himself down.
568
00:19:31,057 --> 00:19:33,987
And maybe somebody wouldn't
be trying to control the whole world
569
00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:36,776
because she couldn't control the
chaos in her own home growing up.
570
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:39,097
Oh, come on. We all know
that's what's wrong with her.
571
00:19:39,122 --> 00:19:40,168
Oh, God.
572
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:42,994
So, come on. What do you
have to say for yourselves?
573
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,081
- Well, you're not wrong.
- True.
574
00:19:45,345 --> 00:19:46,944
- I'm... I'm sorry. One more time.
- What?
575
00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:50,570
We didn't behave well
when we were married,
576
00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:53,159
and I feel bad about that.
577
00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:54,184
Me, too.
578
00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,713
We thought we were staying
together for you, but I don't know,
579
00:19:56,746 --> 00:20:00,994
maybe we'd forced you to live with
two unhappy people for too long.
580
00:20:01,273 --> 00:20:02,816
But we're happy now.
581
00:20:03,129 --> 00:20:07,824
And that's probably why we're
able to be our old selves today.
582
00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:09,314
We should have said
this a long time ago,
583
00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,863
but we didn't give you the
kind of home you deserved,
584
00:20:12,304 --> 00:20:14,208
and for that, we're sorry.
585
00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:16,177
Well, you... I mean, there was...
586
00:20:16,202 --> 00:20:18,937
- there was happy times, too.
- Yeah, no, it wasn't all crazytown.
587
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:20,028
- It was...
- Yeah.
588
00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:21,298
("At Last" plays)
- (gasps)
589
00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:22,671
Listen.
590
00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:23,962
We're good, right? We can go?
591
00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:25,343
- Yes. Of course.
- Go.
592
00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:30,562
Wow. How about that?
593
00:20:30,587 --> 00:20:32,387
An apology.
594
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:36,828
I don't think I ever thought
it would feel so good.
595
00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:38,793
(sighs)
596
00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:41,952
- I do like seeing them happy.
- Yeah.
597
00:20:42,637 --> 00:20:44,780
Ohh, you.
598
00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:46,037
Shut up.
599
00:20:46,062 --> 00:20:47,616
I feel stuff.
600
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,780
I know.
601
00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:53,135
♪ ♪
602
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:58,776
Son of a bitch! That is coconuts!
603
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,753
I remember you!
604
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:08,433
Do you miss spokesmodeling?
605
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,614
Aye, I do a boat show
every now and then.
606
00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:12,255
That's how I keep my hand in it.
607
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,480
(giggles) Watch, watch.
608
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,270
This is how I sealed the deal.
609
00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:20,188
(gasps)
610
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:21,626
That's you again!
611
00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:25,852
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