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[MP4] Modern Family S06E13 (720p) Rash Decisions - Web-DL [KoTuWa]
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We're back!
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Funniest thing...
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Stella fell in love
with this dog on our walk,
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Just stared at it
lovingly.
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Turned out to be
her reflection in a hubcap.
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Can you blame her?
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I got an "a" on my history exam,
by the way.
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Really, you're competing
with the dog?
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Don't let it
bother you, girl.
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Jay, we need to talk.
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I went to
an allergist today,
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And he thinks that Joe's rash
is an allergy.
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What a surprise...
An allergist found an allergy.
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He thinks he might be
allergic to Stella.
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What?
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The only reaction this dog
gives people is the giggles.
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I mean, when she tried to lick
her own [laughing] face...
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In my village,
if a goat acted that dumb,
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We wouldn't even eat it.
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This allergy thing
is very serious.
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We need to separate them
for a week
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To see
if the rash goes away.
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I don't know if I can go
that long without seeing Joe.
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Not Joe! The dog!
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I already called
mitch and Cameron.
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They're gonna take her.
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For a week?!
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She'll be traumatized!
She's very sensitive!
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She scrapes her butt
on the driveway.
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Why don't you like her?
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She's never
done anything to you.
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Ay, look!
My face cream!
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Do you know
how much this costs?
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No. How much?
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Don't change the subject!
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The dog goes now!
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You know,
now that I think about it,
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I could be allergic
to Stella.
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I've been a little stuffy
since we got her.
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You were stuffy
long before Stella.
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Do you not remember scolding
that waiter at chuck e. Cheese
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For serving you
from the right?
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¶¶¶
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Victorian.
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Modern.
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Craftsman.
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Spanish.
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European... Gothic?
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Andy, it's the castle
from "frozen."
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I'm sorry,
but you're not ready.
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What?
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To hear
that you're ready!
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Congratulations,
assistant!
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I'm moving you
up to the next level.
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[ Chuckling ] holy cow.
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That was
an emotional thrill ride.
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This Sunday,
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You are manning the open house
of the cape cod on linden.
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That means
you're gonna be sticking
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The sign and the balloons
on the corner,
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You're gonna be turning on
all the lights,
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You're gonna be baking
all the brownies.
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I will
make you proud, sir.
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What else
are you gonna do?
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I will make sure
people sign in.
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What else?
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When I show someone
the master bedroom,
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I'll say, "this is where
the magic happens."
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I'm sold!
Yes!
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Hey, buddy. I got to hit
the mall a little later.
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You wanna grab a couple
of chair massages
till they kick us out?
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Nah. I'm gonna go hang out
with some of my friends.
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Okay.
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Have fun.
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Teenagers, huh?
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Yeah, it's been happening
more and more, but it's natural.
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Kids that age
want distance.
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One day, they're holding
your hand so tight it hurts.
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The next day, they're eating
the apple you kind of wanted.
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Not me.
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I never turned down an offer
to hang with my dad.
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Luckily for him, he died before
my rebellious teenage years.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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That must be
grandpa with Stella.
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Remember, Lily, she's only
gonna be here for a week,
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She's not gonna be
our permanent pet.
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Don't tell me,
tell Larry.
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He's been acting jealous
all day.
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You're being crazy!
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Hey, dad.
Cameron: Hey, Jay.
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There's our precious
little houseguest.
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Okay, guys, listen up.
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She gets
three walks a day.
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Keep her off the bed.
We're training her.
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No chicken bones.
If she starts to wheeze...
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Wow. Remember when you dropped
me off at summer Camp?
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You barely
slowed down the car.
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You never had a condition that
made it difficult to breathe.
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I was a closeted gay kid
at sports Camp.
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I spent the week
in mid-faint.
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Lily, don't forget to give
Stella lots of belly rubs.
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Grandpa,
this is coming
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At a really bad time
for me and Larry. [ Sighs ]
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Okay, well, now,
don't you worry
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About wily
not woving you yet.
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Aw, who's the little
weeble wobble?
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[ Smooches ]
[ chuckles ]
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I can't watch this.
Okay. Bye, dad.
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Oh, I don't know.
I guess in my free time,
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I like to keep up
with the latest discoveries
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In renewable energy.
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[ laughs ]
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Just think,
a few more months
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And you'll never
have to deal with this again.
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You know, I don't mind
college interviews.
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I actually like discussing
the things that they...
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[ sighs ]
I was talking to the mirror.
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I know all you had to do
to get in your college
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Was like
their facebook page,
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But this
is princeton.
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I have to show them
that I'm a serious thinker,
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And you could be
a bit more supportive.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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Your outfit's perfect.
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Thanks.
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If you're applying
to lumberjack school.
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[ Sighs ]
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And majoring in having your cats
eat you when you die.
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[ Giggles ]
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Well, hello.
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How was your first day
back in the closet...
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Business?
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That doesn't make any sense.
I've never worked here before.
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It's just a gay joke, Mitchell.
Don't overthink it.
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You settling in?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, you know,
I'm in jeans and I'm at work...
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I feel like a mechanic.
[ chuckles ]
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I am looking forward
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To doing a few days of freelance
legal work for my dad
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Because, uh, where I work,
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I've gotten
the unfair reputation
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Of being the office nag,
which is...
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See, it's only because
I work with a bunch of slobs.
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I mean, I must tell these people
50 times a day...
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"wipe down the microwave,"
"clean the coffee pot,"
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"whose moldy lunch meat
is this, kevin?"
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So, did they put up
much of a fight
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When you asked
for that time off, or...?
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Yeah, it's so nice
and casual here.
Claire: Mm-hmm.
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I can't wait
to get my chill on.
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What are you doing?
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Hm? What?
This is me.
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No, it's not.
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For the next few days
it is.
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When I leave here,
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Men will want to be me,
women will want to shop with me.
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Have you ever thought
of trying to be nicer
at your regular job?
Mm.
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I mean,
I've had to learn
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How to balance
being a friend and a manager.
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You could call it
being a "franager."
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But I don't have to,
right?
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Yes, you do.
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I am your boss.
You have to do everything I say.
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Okay, all right,
here comes lucy.
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She's new, and dad
wants me to talk to her
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About the way
she dresses.
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He says
it's distracting.
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Watch and learn.
Lucy's about to get franaged.
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Oh, good,
it's a verb, too.
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Hey, luce.
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Oh, hi, ms. Dunphy.
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Oh, no, come on.
Please, my dad is ms. Dunphy.
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So, listen, if you were looking
for some clothes for work,
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Nordstrom's having
a fabulous sale.
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I picked up this appropriate
little number there.
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Well, I'll have to check
that out.
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Great.
Thanks.
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Hey.
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See what I
just did there?
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I got to get back to work.
Do you want to have lunch later?
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Aren't you going to
the pasta factory with the gang?
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Oh, is it
somebody's birthday?
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I-I don't know.
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Uh, something
they do on mondays.
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Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
Uh, p-pasta factory Monday.
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I knew that.
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Doesn't seem
like you did.
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Break time's over.
Get your work done.
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Looks like someone has an issue
with anger franagement.
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Let 'er rip!
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What a cannon!
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Wow!
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58 miles per hour.
Wait. What?!
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Yes!
What are you guys doing?
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What a catch!
When we were at the mall, we
got this baseball that shows
you how fast you throw it.
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You guys went
to the mall together?
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Yes, we sure did.
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And we got the free portrait
at sears to prove it.
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We should scan that bad boy
before it gets ruined.
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Um... Bye?
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You're outta there!
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Milady, for you.
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Looking good there,
haircut!
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Ah, there he is!
There's my karaoke partner.
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Hey, listen, next time you're
ebony, I'm ivory, all right?
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Two days down,
one to go,
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And everybody in the office
still loves the new me.
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Go ahead,
leave a dirty coffee filter.
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Oh, park askew.
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Laid-back Mitchell
doesn't mind.
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You know, it is really nice
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To be liked for who you
really are pretending to be.
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[ laughing ] all right.
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I'm gonna see you tonight
at ronna's party, right?
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Okay.
What party?
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Aw, the two saddest words
in the english language.
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Nah,
it's no big deal.
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We're just stopping by
a bar after work,
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Have some beer,
some hot wings.
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Look at me.
Claire:
No, it's cool.
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This is my fault.
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Somebody asked me to do
something and I said no,
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And now they think
I'm not interested.
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Yeah, that's
probably it.
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I might
drop by this one, though.
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I think people
would appreciate it.
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No, you can't go.
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What? Why not?
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Well, you know
how y-you think
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That you're their boss
and their friend?
Uh-huh.
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You're one
of those things.
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Oh, my god.
They hate me.
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No. Lots of people
like you.
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Like who?
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Uh, well, me. I do.
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Yeah?
And, um, the, uh...
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Hey.
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Dad.
Dad's a big fan.
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How's my
little angel?
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Not great today.
I'm settling in.
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Not you two...
Stella.
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Oh, she's fine.
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Cam's taking
great care of her.
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Is she getting
enough walks?
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Cam comes home
from work at lunch,
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Takes her
right to the dog park.
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In fact, he's there
with her right now.
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'Cause there's an unsnipped chow
always tries to hump her silly.
251
00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:02,581
[ Knock on door ]
252
00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,582
Oh, hi,
mr. Pritchett.
253
00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,483
Hey, lucy.
254
00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:05,784
Lucy likes you.
255
00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,419
Hey, Claire,
check out my new shirt.
256
00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:08,520
I have you to thank.
257
00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,555
Oh, no, that's all you.
[ chuckles ]
258
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,158
You were supposed
to talk to her
259
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,494
About storing those zeppelins
in a hangar.
I did!
260
00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:18,029
Well, do it again. Louder.
This is a place of business.
261
00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,298
She needs to throw a tarp
over those bounce houses.
262
00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,466
Dad, I think you're
the one who's being offensive.
263
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,802
It's my company.
Take care of it.
264
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,370
[ Dogs barking ]
265
00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,205
[ Ringtone plays ]
266
00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,006
Hello?
267
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,140
What dog park
are you at?
268
00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,709
Good afternoon
to you, too, Jay.
269
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,878
Stella and I
are at rancho.
270
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:33,945
Thank god.
271
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,714
Keep your eye out
for randy chows.
272
00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,148
The figure skater?
273
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,550
Just keep Stella's safe.
274
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,852
Jay, she's fine.
She's having a great time.
275
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,521
H-here,
I'm gonna send you
276
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,389
A hilarious picture
I just took of her.
277
00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,024
She's never
looked happier.
278
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,526
Probably just
being polite.
279
00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,627
[ Cellphone chimes ]
280
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,663
What the hell
am I looking at?
281
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,532
Oh, god, w-what...
What did I send you?
282
00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,000
What's that thing
around her neck?
283
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,202
Oh, phew.
Uh, that is just a new collar.
284
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,970
Her old one was looking
a little tattered.
285
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,705
Don't go
buying her presents!
286
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,374
She's still my dog.
287
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,675
You're a glorified kennel.
288
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,578
It's just a fun little collar
that I bejeweled.
289
00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,647
What's next? You gonna
dress her in fishnets,
290
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,015
Put her in a window
in amsterdam?
291
00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,917
Just keep it casual!
[ cellphone beeps ]
292
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,553
Oh, my god.
You're such a slut.
293
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,521
Oh, I love it.
294
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,857
Mm. Nothing,
I'm just taking my sister
295
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,592
To a college interview
at a coffee shop.
296
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,327
Ugh. I know, right?
297
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,563
Oh, I totally forgot to tell you
what happened last night.
298
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,598
Lisa, enzo, and I
were at a bar in echo park,
299
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,099
And enzo was like,
300
00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,035
"my dream is to run the bases
at dodger stadium."
301
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,903
So I'm like,
"screw it, let's do it."
302
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,772
So, lisa tucks her hair up
to a baseball cap,
303
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,408
And we convince the grounds
keeper that she's justin bieber
304
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,677
And that "justin"
will take a picture with him.
305
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,078
And it worked!
306
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,714
No, you shut up!
That's not even the best part.
307
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,783
Enzo starts running the bases,
and he whips his shirt off.
308
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,285
And lisa gets caught up in it
and takes off her shirt,
309
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,687
[ sighs ]
and the grounds keeper's
like,
310
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,255
"whoa, you're not
justin bieber."
311
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,390
So he starts
chasing us around with a rake.
312
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,459
I know!
313
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,760
Oh, wait.
Who is that?
314
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,097
Denise? Put that dirty hooker
on the phone.
315
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,633
Hey, girl. Did I tell you
what happened last night?
316
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,601
So, enzo said
that his dream
317
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,202
Was to run the bases
at dodger stadium,
318
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,404
And I was like,
"screw it, let's do it."
oh, my god!
319
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,073
Do you
ever stop talking?!
320
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,775
I am sitting here
trying to mentally prepare
321
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,712
For one of the most important
moments of my life,
322
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,649
So can you please
just shut up?
323
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,820
[ Scoffs ]
I know, right? Ohh.
[ sighs ]
324
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,954
[ Cellphone beeps ]
325
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,656
All right, looks like
they're finishing up.
326
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:28,994
Ooh, tell her cute dress...
Nanette lepore, fall collection.
327
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,630
Great. I'll open with,
"cute dress."
328
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,897
[ scoffs ]
329
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,566
Cute dress.
[ door slams ]
330
00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:37,569
Andy, 36 hours
to the open house.
331
00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:38,770
You ready?
332
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,572
I was born ready.
[ chuckles ]
333
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:41,940
Actually,
that's not true.
334
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,108
I was
two months premature,
335
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,643
Weighed three and a half
pounds.
336
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,910
I'm a little nervous.
337
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,979
There's only one way
to get over that...
338
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,614
Mock open house!
339
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,617
Starting
in five... Four...
Mm-hmm.
340
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,319
Uh, business card!
341
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,589
[ Doorbell rings ]
342
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,260
You're not andy.
343
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,695
Sorry to disappoint you.
344
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,663
I'm here!
345
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,698
Welcome.
Come on in.
346
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,666
Thank you.
347
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,701
What's happening?
348
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,503
I was about to give
mr. Dunphy here
349
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,104
A tour of this
beautiful open house.
350
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,207
I do not know who mr. Dunphy is,
although he sounds cool.
351
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,677
I'm just a handsome plastic
surgeon relocating from tucson.
352
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,779
Hmm.
And I'm his son.
353
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,447
Good idea.
Pretend to be my son.
354
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,817
So, is this
the kitchen?
355
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,720
Great question.
Yes, it is.
356
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,822
Fully updated
with an open floor plan,
357
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,657
Perfect for
large families.
358
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,726
Do you and the missus
have other kids?
359
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,495
Nope, just me,
so it's way too big.
360
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,364
You seem
terrible at your job.
361
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,199
I don't know.
362
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,168
You seem like a family
with a lot of friends.
363
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,569
It's great
for entertaining.
364
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,805
How diverse
is the neighborhood?
365
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,808
To a beautiful
african-american woman.
366
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,677
I can't say who, but you
may know her from "avatar."
367
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,680
This neighborhood
has a wonderful mix
368
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,749
Of different cultures
and ethnicities.
369
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,051
Ooh, sounds dangerous.
Luke...
370
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,352
Here's all
you need to know...
371
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,688
In the last two years,
home values in this neighborhood
372
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,857
Have increased
by twice the city average.
373
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,726
It's quiet. It's safe.
374
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,828
I can't think
of a better place
375
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,663
To raise a beautiful
mixed-race family.
376
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,665
I'm gonna have to have
a quick conversation with zoe,
377
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,200
But I think you
just sold a house.
378
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,067
Yes!
[ chuckles ]
379
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,670
Good.
Is this finally done?
380
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,572
'Cause, dad, I was thinking
maybe you and I
381
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,041
Could put on tuxedos
and test-drive rolls-royces.
382
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,510
Aw, Luke, I'm sorry.
I wish I could,
383
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,946
But I already promised andy
I'd teach him how to tie a tie.
384
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,848
Come on, buddy.
I got a song and everything.
385
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,849
I have to let you know,
386
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,051
My neck is
extraordinarily ticklish.
387
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,252
You don't say.
388
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,086
Don't you dare.
389
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,688
[ laughs ]
don't. Don't!
390
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,857
Get over here!
No! No, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
391
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,860
It was so nice
to meet you, gita.
392
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,529
I'll be sure to send you that
recording of my bassoon solo.
393
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,864
You'd better!
[ both laugh ]
394
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,699
[ Ringtone plays ]
395
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,902
Could you kill me
over the phone?
396
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,071
Oh, my god.
These kids are all the same.
397
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,372
Please tell me
398
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,574
We weren't this aggressively
boring when we applied.
399
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,944
It's all debate team,
orchestra, a.P., gpa.
400
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,480
I wanted to smack one of them
in her smug little face,
401
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,215
But I'm pretty sure
she was a robot.
402
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,985
I can't believe
I'm missing spinning for this.
403
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,622
[ Chuckles ]
hi. I'm Alex Dunphy.
404
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:11,723
I got to go.
405
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,659
[ Snidely ] oh, great.
Have a seat. I'm vanessa.
406
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,161
Would you
like some coffee?
407
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,830
No, thanks, but I actually have
a crazy fact about coffee...
408
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,899
Bees love caffeine
because it's found in nectar,
409
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,767
But I don't know
that much about b's,
410
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,736
As you can see
from my transcript.
411
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:25,737
[ laughs ]
412
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,305
[ Chuckles weakly ]
413
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,509
So, I see here that
you're on the debate team
414
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,144
And you play the cello.
415
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,613
Yes, but I am
so much more than that.
416
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,315
I'm also a part
of the french club.
417
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,850
[ Flatly ]
tell me more.
418
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,785
[ Sighs ]
419
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,187
I'm so sorry
for wasting your time.
420
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,454
This was a big mistake.
421
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,758
I'm probably not
princeton material anyways.
422
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,760
I mean, I spent
most of last night
423
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,361
In the back
of a squad car.
424
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,329
Wait, what?
425
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,831
Well, crazy story...
426
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,500
My friend enzo's dream was to
run the bases at dodger stadium.
427
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,969
And I was just like,
"screw it, let's do it."
428
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,204
Oh, by the way,
cute dress.
429
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,039
Is that
a nanette lepore?
430
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,941
Oh, my god, yes.
Good eye.
[ chuckles ]
431
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,709
So, what happened next?
432
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,011
Well, then my friend
lisa tucks her hair up
into a baseball cap,
433
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,148
And we convince the
grounds keeper that
she's justin bieber
434
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,884
And that "justin"
will take a picture with him.
435
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:13,885
Oh, my god.
436
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,653
You're so naughty.
I love it.
437
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,288
[ laughs ]
you know it, slut.
438
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,758
Oh, my god.
I am so sorry.
439
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:26,231
Aww, you're cooking us
a steak dinner... how sweet.
440
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,299
Yeah, I Came home from work
early to cook us dinner.
441
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,300
That's crazy.
442
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,501
This is for Stella.
443
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,703
Ay, Jay...
444
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,371
You don't know what I'm
competing with over there.
445
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,505
Cameron's wooing her
446
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,875
With belly rubs, jewelry,
kisses on the mouth.
447
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,077
I just want her to remember
who loves her the most.
448
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,179
I don't think Stella
is ever going to forget
449
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,914
How much you love her,
450
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,349
No matter how much time
451
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,584
She needs to stay
with mitch and Cam.
452
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,253
What are you talking about?
She's coming home Friday.
453
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,354
That's the thing.
454
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,889
Look.
455
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,690
The rash is gone.
456
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,092
Well, we don't know
that's Stella.
457
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,894
A lot of things
cause rashes.
458
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,696
Maybe he's less stressed
this week than last.
459
00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,998
What's going on?
460
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,499
We have to
get rid of Stella.
461
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,068
Slow down.
We haven't decided anything yet.
462
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,571
Yes, we have.
It's what's best for Joe.
463
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,873
And for whatever it's worth,
my eyes have stopped itching,
464
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,775
I can taste my food,
and I have more energy.
465
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,011
You took a three-hour nap
yesterday.
466
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,212
I was tired
from the marathon.
467
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,914
The "downton abbey"
marathon?
468
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,048
That family
is exhausting.
469
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:17,949
I can't believe this.
470
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,784
Ah, Jay,
I'm so sorry.
471
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,386
Maybe you
can get a fish!
472
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,054
'Cause it's so much cuter
driving down the road
473
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,889
With your fish's head
sticking out the window.
474
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,024
Fish!
475
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,631
Oh, my god.
476
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,933
Are you here
for another lecture?
477
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,901
Because you made your point
loud and clear.
478
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,403
I'm keeping it casual.
479
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,038
I haven't even looked
at Stella this morning.
480
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,642
Okay, do not read
too much into that...
481
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,277
I just took that off
one of Lily's teddy bears.
482
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,378
It's fine.
483
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,947
I'm glad you guys
are spoiling her,
484
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,815
Because I won't
be able to anymore.
485
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,816
Joe's allergic.
486
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,217
No.
487
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,554
Yeah, and I figured since
she likes you so much,
488
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,156
Maybe you guys
could keep her.
489
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,592
Well, I mean, if that's
what's best for everyone.
490
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,994
Maybe you better
check with mitch first?
491
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,928
He'll deal.
492
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:04,729
I made her a steak.
493
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,797
Okay.
494
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,099
And this is her daybed.
Oh.
495
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,934
I guess I better
say goodbye.
496
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,903
Hi, sweetie.
497
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,672
Come here.
I want to talk to you.
498
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,341
Now, honey,
499
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,509
You're gonna live here
from now on.
500
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,412
Don't give me
that look.
501
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,247
It wasn't
anything you did.
502
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,950
You've been the best dog
I could ever have asked for,
503
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,652
And I love you
very much.
504
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,753
So...
505
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,589
Stay away from cars...
506
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,859
Don't eat
anything pointy...
507
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,996
And be a good girl.
508
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,831
Goodbye,
Stella-bella.
509
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,268
Wow.
510
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,204
I didn't think I'd get
through that without crying.
511
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,506
[ Voice breaking ]
me neither.
512
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,008
[ Sniffles ]
513
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,444
Hey, dad,
check out this video.
514
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,947
It's a teacup pig
playing a piano.
515
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,349
[ laughing ] I saw that.
Andy sent it to me.
516
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,684
Unbelievable.
517
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,986
That's what I thought,
but then andy and I
did some digging.
518
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,454
It turns out
pigs are crazy musical.
519
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,290
[ Chuckles ]
good ol' andy.
520
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,492
Is something up, buddy?
521
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,860
[ Sighs ]
522
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,528
I said "no" one time.
523
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,064
And suddenly it's all
"andy this" and "andy that."
524
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,632
Well, I didn't
mean anything by it.
525
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,968
It just seemed like you needed
some space, so I gave it to you.
526
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,136
I get it.
527
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,904
You're at that age
when you want to separate.
528
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,507
Yeah,
I separate from you,
529
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,808
Not the other way around.
530
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,644
Maybe I don't want to do dumb
stuff with you all the time,
531
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,414
But [sighs]
532
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:33,217
That doesn't mean
you get to replace me.
533
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,385
What?
534
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,855
Are you kidding me?
I could never replace you.
535
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,158
If it were up to me,
we'd do everything together.
536
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,159
Really?
537
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,660
Yeah, I'd go
to college with you.
538
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,862
We'd... we'd be roommates.
We'd try to join a frat.
539
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,697
None of them would take us.
We'd start our own.
540
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,366
Oh, my god.
That sounds amazing.
541
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,500
Why wouldn't they
take us?
542
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,902
Well, yeah, they'd take me,
but I'd be like,
543
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,671
"no way, bradley, not without
my little pal, here."
544
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,540
I have mixed feelings
about that, dad.
545
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,075
Do you have mixed feelings
about a hug?
546
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,776
[ Scoffs ] yes.
547
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,446
Well, I need one, so I guess
I'm gonna go hug andy.
548
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,914
[ Sighs ] fine.
549
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,384
[ Chuckles ]
550
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,920
[ laughs ]
551
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,721
Hey, judy,
that was a hilarious e-mail.
552
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:11,756
Pickles are
better than men.
553
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,459
[ laughter ]
did you get that?
It was so...
554
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,927
Have you done any work
since you Came here?
555
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:16,961
I'm working the room.
556
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,963
Ah, there he is.
Sport coat.
557
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,531
[ laughing ]
sport coat?
558
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,701
I can't believe these idiots
think you're funny.
559
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,636
Okay. You know,
I have a theory
560
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,871
Why people here
don't like you.
561
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,706
[ Sighs ] I know why
they don't like me.
562
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,608
It's 'cause dad makes me do
all his dirty work.
563
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,478
Look at this list of people
I'm supposed to reprimand today.
564
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,779
Let's see here. Um...
565
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,381
Well, he does have a point...
glen does smell.
Mm.
566
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,983
I'm gonna start
with lucy...
567
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,586
Lucy, the last person
who likes me.
568
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,955
Mitchell:
Oh, it's okay.
569
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,490
Um, hey, luce.
570
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,925
Hey, Claire. I got you one
of those cookies that you like.
571
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,727
Oh, don't make this harder
than it has to be.
572
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,395
Is there
something wrong?
Yes.
573
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,464
It's not easy
for me to discuss, but, um...
574
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,766
Um, Claire,
I got this.
575
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,668
It's my complaint.
I got it.
576
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,970
Um, lucy...
Mm-hmm.
577
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,440
...You're at work,
so please dress like it.
578
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,076
These "tops" that you wear
are completely inappropriate.
579
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,979
Wow.
Sorry to offend you.
580
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,580
You know what? Um...
581
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,817
While I'm at it,
uh, glen, shower more often.
582
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,418
Chuck,
stop using "reply all."
583
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,188
A-and, doris, no one
cares about what you
dreamt about last night.
584
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,524
Let's keep in mind this is
a place of business, folks,
585
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,691
All right?
586
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,693
Whew.
This feels good.
587
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,529
Is there a carl?!
588
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,864
Wow! Lawyers.
[ scoffs ]
589
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,966
Am I right, sport coat?
[ scoffs ]
590
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,201
That's not sport coat.
591
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,202
Hmm?
592
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,773
[ Door opens ]
593
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:36,841
Jay: I'm home.
594
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,010
Oh, hi.
How are you feeling?
595
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,011
I'll be fine.
596
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,712
Oh, Jay,
I'm so proud of you.
597
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,114
You made
a sacrifice today.
598
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,815
You did the right thing
for your son.
599
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,683
Look how happy he is.
600
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,617
I guess.
601
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,952
Wait a minute.
602
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,720
What's that
on his neck?
What?
603
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:51,889
His rash Came back.
604
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,058
Ay, no.
605
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,060
[ Gasps ]
606
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,461
You must have
some Stella on you.
607
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,130
No, no, I went to straight
to the club after.
608
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,232
Took a shower, maybe cried
a little bit in there,
609
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,567
Changed clothes
to make sure.
610
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,834
Plus, I just got here.
611
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,403
A rash would take longer
to come out.
612
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,071
[ Sniffs ]
what's that smell?
613
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,573
What smell?
It smells like flowers
or something.
614
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,007
I didn't get
any flowers.
615
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,043
I smell something, Gloria.
What's new around here?
616
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,978
The fact that you
noticed something.
617
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,546
It's you.
618
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,215
What's new?
What?
619
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,316
Perfume, lipstick?
620
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,318
[ Sniffs ]
I'm getting lavender with,
621
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,186
I want to say
rose hips.
622
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,654
It's your
face cream!
623
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,490
I did buy some more
this morning, but...
624
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,858
The same kind
that Stella was eating
625
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,828
And now you're wearing it again,
and his rash is back?
626
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,064
No, it can't be
my face cream!
627
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,234
Ay, please don't make me
say goodbye to my face cream!
628
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,169
Stella was eating it
to save Joe!
629
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,570
But that still
doesn't explain
630
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,005
Why I'm still feeling
so much better.
631
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,073
I can breathe
for th...
632
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,141
Stella's coming home
a hero!
633
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,711
[ Door opens, closes ]
634
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,949
Lily, can you
come out here, please?
635
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,384
Why do
we have to do this?
636
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,019
Because she's
become attached, Jay.
637
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,054
She's even
sleeping with her now.
638
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,356
Hi, grandpa.
639
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,357
Hi, honey.
640
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,025
Lily, do you remember
how I said
641
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,227
Stella was gonna be
staying with us from now on?
642
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,097
Well, it turns out...
643
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,898
She's gonna
go home with grandpa.
644
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,135
Okay.
Lily, it's important
to express your feelings.
645
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,470
Don't bottle them up.
646
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,738
Okay.
647
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,374
Yay! I can finally sleep
without all of her snoring!
648
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,808
All right, enough.
Hand her over.
649
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,278
Come here, baby. Oh.
650
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,446
What is that?
651
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,449
Please don't make fun of me.
I'm very vulnerable right now.
652
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,884
Can you get me one?