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[MP4] Modern Family S06E06 (720p) Halloween 3: AwesomeLand Web-DL [KoTuWa]
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Cam:
Look... in the hallway!
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It's a bird!
It's a plane!
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[ Panting ]
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It's super-out-of-breath.
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Happy Halloween
to you, too.
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I'm sorry.
I'm just...
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I'm really nervous about
this closing argument today.
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Is it because you've lost
three cases in a row?
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Whispering it doesn't make it
any less painful.
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Sorry.
Okay.
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No, it's just
that this case...
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It's so hard to hold
the jury's attention.
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Well, do you want
to run your argument by me?
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Could I?
Sure.
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Um, okay.
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Six years ago,
alger equities took investments.
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From municipal pension funds
and private investors.
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And funneled all of that
into offshore...
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And I've already
lost you.
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No. I was just thinking...
because it's Halloween,
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What if you wore these
in the courtroom?
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Show the jury
"hey, I'm playful."
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[ chuckles ]
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Cam, I'm an attorney,
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Not bugs bunny
trying to hide on a train.
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I'm ready.
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There's waldo!
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I think I'm gonna win
the costume contest.
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Hey, now, honey,
it's not important if you win.
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It's just for fun.
Picture.
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But it's more fun
if you win.
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No offense, daddy.
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You know, Lily's been
letting me know recently.
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That she's feeling
neglected.
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I think it's because
of all my football stuff.
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That's why I went all out
on her costume.
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Look how incredibly accurate
it is.
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Where is
that little guy?
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Come on. Come to me.
Come on.
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Here you...
here you go.
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No matter how long
he stares at it,
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Cam cannot find waldo.
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It's crazy.
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O-once, he pointed
to a barber pole,
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And we just gave it
to him.
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Where is the little guy?
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He's right there.
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How do you find it so...
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Let's try these.
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... Captions by vitac ....
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Gloria: Okay.
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Boys, what do you think about
my costume for tonight?
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You look dynamite,
honey.
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Ay, thank you.
I am princess fiona.
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So does that make me
a prince?
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Do I have to keep track
of a crown all night?
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No, you're shrek,
the ogre.
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You mean
that big green thing?
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Nah, I don't want
to walk around all night.
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With an ugly
rubber mask.
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No. You just need to paint
your face green, and that's it.
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Ouch.
Yeah, ouch.
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You do this every time.
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You go as a princess.
I have to go as some freak.
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You're beauty,
I'm the beast.
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You're beyoncé,
I'm... That guy.
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Well, you never want to go
shopping with me for costumes,
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So I get what I want,
and you are what comes with it.
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Well, this year,
I'm getting my own costume,
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And it's gonna be
tough and manly...
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Maybe a cowboy
or a construction worker.
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You know that that's what mitch
and Cam wore last year, right?
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Ow! Damn it!
I cut my finger!
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Ha ha.
Happy Halloween.
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No, really...
I cut myself. Look!
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Wow.
That looks great.
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What'd you use
to make the blood?
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A knife.
I'm actually hurt.
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Ooh! Great production value,
sweetheart.
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I'm impressed.
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Can't believe I've got to
go to work on Halloween.
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This blows!
Don't worry.
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By the time you get home,
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Awesomeland
will be up and runnin'.
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Claire's busy with work
this year,
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So I'm taking over
the Halloween duties.
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My theme is awesomeland.
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Which includes
anything Phil finds awesome.
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It's a pretty big
umbrella.
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Ooh! Big, pretty umbrellas...
those are awesome.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Claire loves
blood and guts and gore,
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But who says
Halloween has to be scary?
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Everybody but you.
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This is killing her.
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At least
something's dying.
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Court is now in session.
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Counselor, are you ready
to deliver closing arguments?
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Yes, your honor.
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Well, let's get...
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Wait. Where is holly?
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Sorry, your honor.
My bus was late.
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[ Light laughter ]
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Counselor, proceed.
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O-okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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The details of this case are...
are complicated and technical.
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But they have a, uh,
a tragic and profound effect.
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On the victims.
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[ Giggles ]
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Uh, the, um...
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Pensions were squandered,
lives were destroyed,
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And careers, once so promising,
were now... Ruined.
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So, because
of this marriage,
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You're basically
third cousins with shakira.
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I mean, we don't get
the free tickets, but it's fun.
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[ Vocalizes fanfare ]
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Ay, dios mío.
What is this?
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What's up, princess?
I'm prince charming.
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I can see that.
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I got Joe a donkey costume,
and I got Stella cat ears.
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I just hope
she doesn't chase herself.
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Ah, I get it...
because she's a dog.
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I also found out
that princess fiona.
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Is supposed to wear a tiara,
so here you go.
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They had
a whole bucket full of 'em.
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I love it.
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Ay, and you look
so handsome.
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It's like those pictures
of you in the navy.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't we put Joe down
for a nap.
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And then we go and take a nap,
but not the one we sleep...
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I got it. I'm in.
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Okay.
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[ Car door closes ]
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Hey. I thought
you had a big meeting.
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I do, but I left
my cellphone here.
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I need it to read at stoplights
so I don't think about stuff.
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I'm sorry,
but that's ridiculous.
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Ohhh. Honey,
I don't think that fits.
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It fits in awesomeland.
It's a magic hat.
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I'm gonna have this bunny
jumping out of it.
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You gonna put some blood on it,
maybe dangle an eyeball?
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Who hurt you?
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I'm kidding.
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I know it's Jay and dede.
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Anyway,
I got to go get my costume.
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Mwah!
Mwah!
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[ Chuckles ]
oh, for god's sake.
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I kiss my mom
hotter than that.
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He does. I seen it.
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Oh.
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Claire:
Our new neighbors,
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Medical-marijuana retailer
ronnie and his wife, amber,
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Moved in two months ago,
and...
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It's been
a week and a half.
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Dear god. Really?
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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What's scary
about a giant cupcake?
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We're not doing scary
this year.
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Well, heads up... we're doing
crap-your-pants scary.
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On account
of the contest,
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So I just hope we don't offend
you over here in candy land.
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What contest?
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Oh, it's something we started
in the old neighborhood.
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If you're into it,
you, uh, chip in 20 bucks,
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And scariest house on the street
wins the pot.
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Hmm.
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Not actual pot. I'd have to see
a prescription for that.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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Wait.
You're not a cop...
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No, for the 12th time,
I'm not a cop.
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Well, you are not
gonna offend me.
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With your little
decorations.
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Please know that this...
Is Phil.
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When I'm in charge,
it's terrifying.
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Ooh.
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I'll bet you give
all the other soccer moms.
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A good scare
with that pin that says "boo."
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You are so lucky
that I have to go to work today,
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Or I would show you
scary.
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I would win
your little contest.
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You don't know
what you're up against.
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We don't let preggos
or people with heart trouble.
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Past our front gate.
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Couple years ago,
we scared a man.
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Into the hospital
almost to death.
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Well, since you got an excuse,
princess,
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Looks like my winning streak
will carry on.
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Might even win
at the old house, too.
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We left that place
pretty scary.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I'm meeting a friend
for coffee.
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No, you're not. No.
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You're helping me
take this all down.
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Everything goes.
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Everything
except the bunny.
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I have plans
for the bunny.
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Okay!
On three, say "argh!"
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One, two, three!
Argh!
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[ Chuckling ]
oh, that's great.
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Thank you.
And how are you two related?
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Uh, you know what...
gay or straight,
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There's no wrong way
to make a family, so...
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Okay, down, girl.
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I meant, how are
your costumes related?
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It's a parent/child
costume contest.
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It is?
It was all clearly stated
on the flier.
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There was a flier?
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I gave it to you,
daddy!
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I knew
your costume was all wrong!
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O-okay, hey, don't panic.
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There's plenty of time
before the parade.
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Is there another character
in "where's waldo?"
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Wizard whitebeard.
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Okay!
Well, that'll be fun!
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I haven't gone out
with a whitebeard.
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Since I took my cousin sally
to the prom.
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All right,
I'll be back as soon as I can.
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Lily,
explain daddy's joke.
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[ Humming ]
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Jay: I loved having hair,
and I knew how to use it.
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I'd walk up to a pretty girl
and run my hand through my hair.
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Score a touchdown,
whip the helmet off,
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Run my hand through my hair.
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People say clothes make the man,
but that makes no sense.
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What makes the man
is a nice head of hair.
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Damn it!
It's like a phantom limb!
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Ohhh. No. No!
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This doesn't look real
at all.
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Alex, where's that blood.
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You were using this morning
on your finger?
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Running through my veins,
keeping me alive.
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Oh! Here comes dad.
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He's gonna be all like,
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[as Phil] "no! What did you do?!
Where's awesomeland?!"
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No! What did you do?!
Where's awesomeland?!
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Are you
from the future?
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Phil, honey, honey, w-we've had
a little change of plans.
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Why?
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What are you even doing here?
Shouldn't you be at work?
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That obnoxious ronnie
was worried.
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That I wouldn't be able
to handle his decorations,
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'cause he's trying to win.
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This "scariest house
on the street" contest,
249
00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,974
And I was like, "not only
can I handle your decorations."
250
00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,609
I'm gonna win
that contest."
251
00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:34,446
So welcome to
the insane asylum from hell.
252
00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,981
That's what
it feels like.
253
00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,449
Come on.
It's gonna be fun.
254
00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,818
The kids are gonna be
deranged mental patients,
255
00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,153
And... and I am going to be
a sadistic nurse,
256
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,722
And you are
a demented doctor.
257
00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,558
20 years of "no," but for this,
you'll dress like a nurse?!
258
00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,959
Um, no. Mnh-mnh.
259
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,562
Of course the woman is the nurse
and the man is the doctor.
260
00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,231
That kind of thinking...
that's what's scary.
261
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,799
Tap out.
It's a holiday.
262
00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,968
You know, I put a lot of time
and energy into my thing,
263
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,970
But you just shut it all down
to prove something.
264
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,673
To people that we barely know
and don't even like!
265
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,508
Phil, ronnie made fun
of awesomeland.
266
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,677
He called it
"candy land."
267
00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,578
So?
268
00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,346
Stupidville?
Dumbburgh?
269
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,814
Who cares
what he thinks?!
270
00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,484
Maybe someday
you'll care what I think.
271
00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:13,485
Phil...
272
00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,086
Well... honey, look!
273
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,022
I kept your bunny!
274
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,257
Nibbles!
275
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,659
[ Indistinct talking ]
276
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,427
Ohh! Whew!
Made it in the nick of time.
277
00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,062
All right, let's get
this parade started.
278
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,764
While I'm still
just 4,000 years old.
279
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,099
You do know the parade's
not till after school, right?
280
00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,668
What? No!
281
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,836
I can't stay that long.
I have football practice.
282
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,672
Oh, my god.
I have to tell Lily.
283
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,906
She's gonna be
devastated.
284
00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:39,578
Oh, no.
285
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,779
Where's waldo?
286
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,680
[ Cellphone beeps ]
287
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,014
[ Ringing ]
288
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,283
Since when has the parade
been after school?
289
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,619
Since always.
It was on the flier.
290
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,188
How big was this flier?
291
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,791
Oh, so this is
how we call each other now?
292
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,459
Cam: Mitchell,
I have a costume emergency.
293
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,795
Just wear it with confidence,
Cam. I'm sure you look great.
294
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,797
No, I can't find Lily!
295
00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,764
Um...
296
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,466
Oh, okay, found her...
by the trash can,
297
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,801
Next to the big kid
dressed like a hobo.
298
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,402
Oh, you did it.
299
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,137
I don't...
I don't think that's a kid.
300
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,906
I should probably
tell a grown-up.
301
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,908
Well, you have no idea
what's happening here.
302
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,810
The stenographer
is dressed like a spider.
303
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,745
I cannot get anyone
to listen to anything I'm...
304
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,714
Mitchell, I can't.
305
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,249
Lily?
306
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,818
Honey, listen.
307
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,920
Daddy can't stay
for the parade.
308
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,756
No, I know I did, but it starts
later than I thought,
309
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,824
And I have to get to...
310
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,660
Football practice!
It's fine! Just go!
311
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,828
No, Lily! Wait!
312
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,000
Well,
she's gone forever.
313
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,002
Gloria, what happened
to my hair?
314
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,171
Ay, no. Please. I cannot
have this conversation again.
315
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,941
Yes, Jay,
time is cruel.
316
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,776
My prince charming wig...
it's gone.
317
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,411
Okay,
what do you think...
318
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,747
Handsome hawaiian
or sexy scotsman?
319
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,914
I can't do this
right now.
320
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,750
Come on, Jay...
this is my farewell tour.
321
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,418
Of trick-or-treating
in the neighborhood.
322
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,753
I have to go out strong.
323
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,755
Or should I just do
what people are expecting?
324
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,089
Stay home
'cause you're 20?
325
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,424
Jay, please don't be mean
to Manny.
326
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,926
Maybe Stella took your wig
and buried it in the yard.
327
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,962
I saw her
playing with it earlier.
328
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,263
What? Why didn't you
take it from her?
329
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,766
I don't understand
your relationship with her.
330
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,267
You let her
lick your feet.
331
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,969
Who is that
possibly hurting?
332
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,271
What am I gonna do now?
Prince charming had hair!
333
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,640
Please. We don't
really know that for sure.
334
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,442
There weren't Cameras
back then.
335
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,111
Maybe he had to be charming
because he was bald.
336
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,446
Wow.
337
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,814
[ Claire grunting ]
338
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,549
You really think
it's appropriate.
339
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,951
To be strapping your
teenage daughter to a gurney?
340
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,653
If we win, it is.
341
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,055
I may have to
take a pee break soon.
342
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,990
Ooh. Here.
Use this bedpan.
343
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,625
I'm kidding.
That's gross.
344
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,560
I put candy in it.
Here.
345
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,163
Luke.
346
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,230
Luke!
347
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,966
I think I fell asleep.
348
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,003
This thing is like
a temple grandin hug.
349
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,072
Haley, sweetie,
uh, gown's on backwards.
350
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,573
Oh, no.
It's cuter this way.
351
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,408
Sexy people go crazy, too,
you know.
352
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,676
Read a people magazine.
353
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,178
Huh.
354
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,345
Phil.
355
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,015
You're not even gonna try on
your doctor costume?
356
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,183
Nope.
357
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,918
But we're gonna win.
Doesn't that make you happy?
358
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,519
Do I look happy?
359
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,088
You got a problem,
lady.
360
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,056
This obsessive need
to be dark and scary...
361
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,224
You can't even
stop yourself.
362
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,059
I can stop
whenever I want.
363
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,261
Well, I'm not getting
sucked in.
364
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,098
I'm having the Halloween
that I wanted.
365
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,100
What is all this?
366
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,935
Is this
supposed to be funny?
367
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,103
No, it's supposed to be
scary.
368
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,671
No, it's supposed to be
awesome.
369
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,272
You know,
I could tell that you guys.
370
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,108
Didn't love
us moving in next door.
371
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,676
Maybe 'cause
ronnie deals pot.
372
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,112
Or maybe 'cause of
my confederate-flag bikini.
373
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,446
I don't know, but...
374
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,648
But I thought
we were becomin' friends.
375
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:35,086
I was gonna propose
a joint thanksgiving, but...
376
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,287
This is really low.
377
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,522
No, honey, it's okay.
378
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,625
No, it's not okay, ronnie!
It's rude and it's cruel!
379
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,260
I wish
we had our old house.
380
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,529
So we could drive it away
as far as possible!
381
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,732
Oh, my goodness.
What was that?
382
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,467
Uh...
383
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,903
Amber gets touchy
about this stuff.
384
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,471
Uh, she...
385
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,910
She spent six months
in a cuckoo farm in nevada.
386
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,246
I'm sorry.
She gets mad when I say that.
387
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,647
It was in utah.
388
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,748
Oh, my god.
389
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,583
We... we had no idea.
I swear.
390
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,152
I-it's cool.
391
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,154
I'll just... Give her
a box of cap'n crunch.
392
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,089
And set her
in front of the fish tank.
393
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,257
That seems to calm her down.
394
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,324
Okay.
Okay.
395
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,430
We have to shut it down.
We got to shut it down.
396
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,332
Now, when she said
"joint thanksgiving,".
397
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,168
Do you think
that she meant...
398
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,335
No.
Okay.
399
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,073
Each of these companies.
400
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,409
Funneled unreported funds
into the same account.
401
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,911
Now, I believe
this chart makes clear.
402
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,412
The intricate web of deceit.
403
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,413
[ laughter ]
okay, I heard it.
404
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,582
I'm... I'm gonna
rephrase that.
405
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,450
Um...
These companies conspired
406
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,420
[ insect buzzing ]
to defraud
numerous innocent people,
407
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,256
Not to mention
the internal revenue service.
408
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,424
Oh. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
409
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,926
Your honor,
may we approach?
410
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,494
If you must.
411
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,430
You see what's happening here,
right?
412
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,132
You're losing
your fifth case in a row?
413
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,266
Fourth. And...
414
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,768
Who said...
am I losing?
415
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,270
Um, I just feel
that the... the jury.
416
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,440
Might be a little bit distracted
by, um... You know.
417
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,777
Please let the record show
that counsel is nodding his head.
418
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,812
Towards the court stenographer,
holly.
419
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,448
Your honor, opposing counsel's
grasping at straws.
420
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,649
Because he's losing again.
421
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,884
Oh, come on! Come on!
422
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,485
She's dressed
like a giant spider!
423
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,554
I need the jury to focus
on the details of this case,
424
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,223
Not some
ridiculous costume.
425
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,658
I'm sorry. You're probably
a very nice person.
426
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:24,963
Holly, would you please
remove the costume?
427
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,297
Thank you.
428
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,566
Ladies and gentlemen,
I apologize for the delay.
429
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,001
At the request of counsel,
430
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,638
The court stenographer
will now remove the costume.
431
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,839
[ Jurors groan ]
432
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,242
That redhead's no fun.
433
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,310
[ Singsong voice ]
they hate you.
434
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,347
A-as I was saying, um,
435
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,750
These companies stole
from countless innocent people,
436
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,418
And, you know,
437
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,054
If someone had dipped into
my nest egg like that, uh...
438
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,825
[ as groucho marx ]
...I'd be awful grouchy.
439
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,227
[ Man coughs ]
440
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,795
Number four.
441
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,164
Here you go.
442
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,766
What are you
supposed to be?
443
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,067
Born into another family.
444
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,403
She is tess mcgill,
feminist heroine.
445
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,605
From the 1980s classic
"working girl."
446
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,173
You should check it out
sometime.
447
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,609
In a few years. There is some
light vacuuming in underpants.
448
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,944
Keep up the good work!
449
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,112
How's it going here?
450
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,280
I look stupid!
451
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,248
But these puppies
are making it impossible.
452
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,616
For me to stay mad
at you.
453
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,285
Stupid,
adorable puppies.
454
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,853
Welcome to awesomeland,
455
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,956
Where the only thing to fear
is fun itself.
456
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,358
Claire, I know this isn't
the Halloween you wanted,
457
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,626
But can you try
to sell it?
458
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,627
I'm sorry, honey.
459
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,963
I got mad at you
and I upset amber,
460
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,632
And all because
ronnie called me a soccer mom.
461
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,134
What is wrong with me?
462
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,735
Nothing.
463
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,737
I hate it when people
assume things about me
that aren't true...
464
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,739
Like because I'm pretty,
I'm stuck-up.
465
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,908
When people do that to me,
I'm just like,
466
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,911
"shut up, troll.
Why am I even talking to you?"
467
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,745
Wow.
468
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,981
I do not like
being pigeonholed.
469
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,482
It's obvious, mom...
470
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,985
You use Halloween as a way
to show people you have edge.
471
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,321
It's like accountants
who buy a harley.
472
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,823
She's right.
473
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,426
Being scary
is my motorcycle.
474
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,594
That's my tess.
475
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,164
I knew my farewell tour
would be emotional,
476
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,766
But at least I can say
I did it my way.
477
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,835
You've said that four times.
You know he had other songs?
478
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,572
Nice costume.
Ben franklin, right?
479
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,075
What? No!
Prince charming.
480
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,409
Oh. Sorry.
[ chuckles ]
481
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,244
I guess I just picture
prince charming with hair.
482
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,747
We all do,
but I lost my wig,
483
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,582
And I don't have any,
so...
484
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,918
Well, you know, there
are some pretty effective
solutions for that.
485
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,086
Talking about hair plugs?
Yeah.
486
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,921
Take some from the side
and the back, right?
487
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,923
You think
that would work for me?
488
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,424
It could.
489
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,960
But you might want
a second opinion
from an actual doctor.
490
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,328
Gloria: Excuse me.
491
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,965
Did you just ask
that fake doctor.
492
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,102
No! You know how you struggle
with the language.
493
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,603
Jay.
Damn it, Gloria.
494
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,971
I miss having
a head full of hair.
495
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,940
And don't act like
you don't miss it, too.
496
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,943
You had four more hairs
than you do now.
497
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:53,644
This is not a surprise
to me.
498
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,146
What about today?
Hmm? Earlier?
499
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,115
When we were
not napping?
500
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,851
When you were
a little extra-enthusiastic?
501
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,553
Because
you were enthusiastic.
502
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,490
You went out and bought costumes
for all of us,
503
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,891
You were singing.
504
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,227
For once, you were not like,
"I don't want to do this.
505
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,062
"I just want to sit at home,
watch golf,
506
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,897
And eat my 10-layer dip."
507
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,165
Just five.
Five layers.
508
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,501
One layer is enough,
Jay.
509
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,971
I loved that you were
having fun with us.
510
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,907
A happy husband...
that's what is sexy to me.
511
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,476
So you don't think
I look like ben franklin?
512
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,912
Oh, yes!
That's who it is!
513
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,215
The man from the $100 bill...
my favorite!
514
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,585
All right,
happy Halloween.
515
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,921
That's your costume?
A big nose?
516
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,223
All right, you know, cool it.
I've had a rough day.
517
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,727
You think you're
the first spongebob I've seen?
518
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,328
I'm missing Halloween.
519
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,230
All right, honey, if daddy's
not home in five minutes,
520
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,765
I will take you
trick-or-treating, okay?
521
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,233
Okay! I made it!
522
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,935
Football practice ran late,
sweetie.
523
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,571
Just give me two minutes.
I'm so sorry.
524
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,605
Whatever.
525
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,175
I bet all the full-size
candy bars are gone.
526
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,276
Lily!
Cam: Nope, nope.
527
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,444
She has every right,
Mitchell.
528
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,280
You know, I've let football
consume my life,
529
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,183
And I fumbled
what's most valuable to me,
530
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,417
And now I'm stuck!
531
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,452
Can somebody
please help me?
532
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,353
Don't help him!
Oh, enough, you two!
533
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,622
It's like "August: Osage county"
up in here.
534
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,091
All right, you...
where's my head?
535
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,026
It's right here.
Stop. Just calm down.
Okay.
536
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,061
You need to let yourself
off the hook, all right?
537
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,463
You didn't abandon her
playing craps.
538
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,897
You had to go to work.
539
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,466
He's always working.
540
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,234
No, he's...
541
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,070
He is not
always working, Lily.
542
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,405
Exhibit "a"...
your shirt,
543
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,073
Which he stayed up
all night sewing.
544
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,741
So that you would have
the perfect costume.
545
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,909
Exhibit "b"...
546
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,312
Those glasses...
two hours on ebay.
547
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,414
Exhibit "c"...
your satchel.
548
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,815
Daddy's man purse
from college.
549
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,484
That he had to dig through
10 boxes to find,
550
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,918
Because daddy
hid it from him.
551
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,420
But he didn't read
the flier!
552
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,921
[ Muffled ]
I never read it
553
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,157
[ normal voice ]
because I never saw it!
554
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,825
You didn't see
the flier?
No!
555
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,760
Maybe that's because
you never got it.
556
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,263
I submit to you...
557
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,264
The flier...
558
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,433
Which never made it
onto the refrigerator,
559
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,435
Where you are
supposed to put things,
560
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,805
Because it wa-a-a-s...
561
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,441
It... Was...
562
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,742
Oh! Yes.
563
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,777
[ Gasps ]
564
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,579
Lily, your daddy
may have missed the parade,
565
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,481
But he was
all over Halloween.
566
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,251
I rest my case.
567
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,119
I'm sorry, daddy.
568
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,155
I'm sorry, too.
569
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,791
I got my win.
570
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,460
Trials would be
a whole lot easier.
571
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,263
If juries were made up
of 7-year-old girls, like Lily.
572
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,430
And Cam.
573
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,433
I know it's not the point,
but we totally would've won.
574
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,469
Might want to leave that
out of your apology.
575
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,470
[ Groans ]
576
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,471
Howdy!
577
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,606
Aaah... Hey, ronnie.
What's up?
578
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,376
Ronnie, hi.
Um, I was looking for amber.
579
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,310
Oh, she's inside.
580
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,311
No, I ain't!
581
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,146
Knock it off,
amber!
582
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,214
Amber, hi.
583
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,216
Um, listen,
I wanted to apologize.
584
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,485
I had no idea
about your history,
585
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,986
And I was being
insensitive,
586
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,489
So I was hoping
we could start over.
587
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,891
Whoa.
That's really sweet.
588
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,494
Almost makes me feel bad
for making the whole thing up.
589
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,562
[ laughs ]
590
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,663
What?!
591
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,730
Trick!
592
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,566
She never been
to a nuthouse.
593
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,235
[ Piano notes play ]
yeah, I ain't crazy.
594
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,736
I mean, I've been to rehab
a few times,
595
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,638
But that was
just for paid vacation.
596
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,974
You lied
just to make me feel bad?
597
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,642
No, no... we lied.
598
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:15,079
So that we could win
with our zombie house o' whores!
599
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,581
That is so messed up.
600
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,416
Did you say "whores,"
or...
601
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,918
No, no. It ain't messed up.
The saying is "trick or treat."
602
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,320
This is the trick part.
603
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,387
Yeah.
604
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,156
Our yard's
full o' dead whores.
605
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,757
You got a santa.
606
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,259
Yep... "whores."
I heard it again.
607
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,760
Why are we not talking
about this?
608
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,763
There will come a day
when you will pay for this.
609
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,600
You won't know when,
and you won't know how,
610
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,269
But you will feel it.
611
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,338
[ Pom-pom rustles ]
612
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,843
Wow.
That chick is scary.
613
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,111
Thank you.
614
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,946
You have no idea.
615
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,953
You know, they just make it
impossible to find him.
616
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,688
It's cruel
and inappropriate.
617
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,757
It just sets children up
to fail,
618
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,560
And it destroys
their self-esteem.
619
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,894
Right there.
Is he there?
620
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,396
Is... where...
[ scoffs ]
621
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,632
Where did she point?
Where did she p...
622
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,970
Now I look like rod stewart.
623
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,639
Thanks a lot.
624
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,910
[ As tess ]
I have a head for business
and a bod for sin.
625
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,078
Yes, you do.
626
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,481
Ew!
This is a common area!