1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800 English Subtitles. Modern.Family.S06E04.720p.HDTV.x264-KILLERS 2 00:00:02,416 --> 00:00:03,936 Oh! Not so bad. 3 00:00:04,902 --> 00:00:06,302 Better than it looks on the outside. 4 00:00:06,302 --> 00:00:09,302 Oh, drop the cool girl act, it's perfect! 5 00:00:09,638 --> 00:00:11,562 So, it turns out our house has mold... 6 00:00:11,563 --> 00:00:13,879 Which is not a reflection on this excellent homemaker. 7 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,744 Anyway, we have to vacate the house 8 00:00:15,745 --> 00:00:16,602 while it's being treated. 9 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:18,731 I got us the last room at a hotel nearby. 10 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:21,104 I was a little concerned about the five of us 11 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:22,922 sharing a room, but for one night, 12 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,534 I don't know, could be fun. 13 00:00:26,004 --> 00:00:26,798 - Watch it! - Look out! 14 00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:29,018 Haley, I need the Wi-Fi corner. Get down. 15 00:00:29,019 --> 00:00:30,328 Ugh, I need Instagram 16 00:00:30,329 --> 00:00:32,811 to know there's still beauty in the world! 17 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:35,256 Luke, you'll set off the dogs! 18 00:00:35,968 --> 00:00:37,294 Look what I got from the vending machine 19 00:00:37,295 --> 00:00:38,997 in the lobby... a Charleston chew. 20 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:39,822 Remember these? 21 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:41,846 Can someone please tell the Nigerian family 22 00:00:41,847 --> 00:00:43,259 to shut their dogs up?! 23 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,666 Check it out! According to this wrapper, 24 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:47,816 we can win tickets to the 2005 All-Star game! 25 00:00:47,817 --> 00:00:49,370 I think I'm most excited about the night. 26 00:00:49,371 --> 00:00:51,318 - It's gonna be like camping. - Yeah. 27 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,343 Okay, does anybody else need to use the bathroom? 28 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,055 No. 29 00:00:54,056 --> 00:00:56,908 Great. Oh, finally. 30 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,205 I forgot my night guard. 31 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:00,128 Sorry, mom. 32 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:02,193 What am I thinking? This isn't my book. 33 00:01:02,194 --> 00:01:03,860 - Great... - Now that we talked about it, 34 00:01:03,861 --> 00:01:05,361 I need to use the bathroom again. 35 00:01:05,362 --> 00:01:07,299 What is the point of a last call... 36 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,591 Coming through! 37 00:01:08,592 --> 00:01:09,507 ...if you guys are just gonna do whatever - 38 00:01:09,508 --> 00:01:12,206 someone else sleep in the tub tonight. Like Haley. 39 00:01:13,304 --> 00:01:16,401 Okay, now that we're all here, can we just... 40 00:01:17,497 --> 00:01:18,723 No! 41 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,002 It's that stupid train. 42 00:01:20,003 --> 00:01:21,401 It's gonna wake up those stupid dogs. 43 00:01:21,402 --> 00:01:23,731 They're gonna start their stupid barking and... 44 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:27,693 they didn't hear it. 45 00:01:27,694 --> 00:01:29,914 Quiet, everybody. No "good nights." 46 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:47,850 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 47 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:51,054 Son of a gun. Ray Chapman just died. 48 00:01:51,435 --> 00:01:52,168 I know! 49 00:01:52,169 --> 00:01:54,528 He used to give me the best bonings. 50 00:01:54,529 --> 00:01:56,996 You're thinking of our butcher... Ray Eastman. 51 00:01:56,997 --> 00:01:58,154 I hope. 52 00:01:58,356 --> 00:01:59,698 No, Chapman was a Navy buddy. 53 00:01:59,699 --> 00:02:01,258 I always meant to write to him. 54 00:02:01,259 --> 00:02:02,814 Oh, Jay, that's so sad. 55 00:02:02,815 --> 00:02:03,903 I hated his guts. 56 00:02:03,904 --> 00:02:06,736 It's like they say... you cannot put these things off. 57 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,820 Thanks God Manny's here. 58 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:11,282 I always get so nervous 59 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:13,693 when he goes out with that older boy, Sam. 60 00:02:13,694 --> 00:02:15,376 I guess I could try texting the widow. 61 00:02:15,377 --> 00:02:17,841 They always stay in the driveway like that. 62 00:02:17,987 --> 00:02:19,361 What are they doing? 63 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,086 Jay, go look. 64 00:02:21,087 --> 00:02:22,028 Gloria, can't you do it? 65 00:02:22,029 --> 00:02:23,757 No, I can't do it because you know 66 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,154 that he always say that I am nosey. 67 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:28,938 And Manny's been acting very suspicious lately 68 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:32,393 I think that that older boy's a bad influence on him. 69 00:02:32,577 --> 00:02:33,232 Can you see? 70 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,141 Looks like he's driving a Mustang. 71 00:02:35,169 --> 00:02:36,741 Pretty sweet one, too. 72 00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:39,165 - What the hell? - What? 73 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,435 They're kissing. 74 00:02:40,715 --> 00:02:42,159 Sam's a girl. 75 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,743 That gets the bigger reaction? 76 00:02:43,744 --> 00:02:46,358 Manny has a girlfriend, and he has not told me? 77 00:02:46,359 --> 00:02:46,994 Here he comes, 78 00:02:46,995 --> 00:02:48,276 and let's not ambush him with a bunch of questions. 79 00:02:48,277 --> 00:02:51,150 - No. - He's probably gonna want to play this pretty cool. 80 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:56,881 Oh, hey, guys. 81 00:02:56,882 --> 00:02:57,758 Well, heading up. 82 00:02:57,759 --> 00:02:58,785 No, wait! 83 00:02:59,229 --> 00:03:00,892 How was your night? 84 00:03:00,893 --> 00:03:03,471 Oh, you know, just teens being teens. 85 00:03:03,472 --> 00:03:06,082 Anyway, big game tomorrow. Night. 86 00:03:06,678 --> 00:03:10,088 Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang. 87 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:13,156 I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache. 88 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:15,293 You've been sawing 89 00:03:15,294 --> 00:03:16,762 at that chicken fried steak for 10 minutes. 90 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:17,916 Just order something else. 91 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:18,778 Mitchell, it's game day. 92 00:03:18,779 --> 00:03:20,424 I can't. It's my lucky meal. 93 00:03:20,425 --> 00:03:22,761 Oh, God. Here we go. 94 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:24,677 Well, that's attractive. 95 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:26,631 You look like a puppy with a slipper. 96 00:03:26,632 --> 00:03:28,512 Under my leadership, the varsity football team 97 00:03:28,513 --> 00:03:31,441 is now 5-0... new school record, very exciting. 98 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:32,965 Cam, I can smell your hat from over here. 99 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:34,636 Can I please just pop it in the laundry? 100 00:03:34,637 --> 00:03:37,128 And wash the luck off? I've worn it to every game. 101 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,983 See, he knows nothing about sports. 102 00:03:38,984 --> 00:03:40,232 That's why I've given him a pass. 103 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,644 He doesn't have to go to games. 104 00:03:41,645 --> 00:03:43,947 Although... I-I do... I hear it's fun. 105 00:03:43,948 --> 00:03:45,321 Three hours on a splintery plank 106 00:03:45,322 --> 00:03:47,148 with parents squealing with delight 107 00:03:47,149 --> 00:03:48,575 as their children maim each other. 108 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,739 He'd know if he came. The seats are aluminum now. 109 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:51,536 Okay. 110 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:52,892 Some pie on the house, Coach. 111 00:03:52,893 --> 00:03:54,534 Oh, and that couple over there picked up your tab. 112 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,525 Oh! Thank you. 113 00:03:56,526 --> 00:03:58,419 At least I'm getting some perks out of all this craziness 114 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:00,578 and... nope, they just covered your part. 115 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,937 Lot of pool out there. 116 00:04:05,087 --> 00:04:06,359 How about some Marco Polo? 117 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,264 Nah. 118 00:04:07,265 --> 00:04:08,683 Just like the old days, huh? 119 00:04:08,684 --> 00:04:09,763 No. 120 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:10,794 Not it! 121 00:04:10,795 --> 00:04:11,767 - Dad! - Really! 122 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,157 Bunch of complainers out here, huh? 123 00:04:14,158 --> 00:04:15,801 Honey, I'm gonna go for a run, 124 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:18,326 - and then maybe after we go for a swim. - Okay. 125 00:04:21,742 --> 00:04:22,673 What's that? 126 00:04:22,674 --> 00:04:24,704 It's a body spray called sex grenade. 127 00:04:24,705 --> 00:04:26,960 One of the divorced dads in the hotel recommended it. 128 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:29,025 That smell is driving me crazy. 129 00:04:29,026 --> 00:04:30,476 Then it's working. 130 00:04:32,243 --> 00:04:34,417 What the hell? It's stuck. 131 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:35,850 No! 132 00:04:37,859 --> 00:04:38,522 Get away from us! 133 00:04:38,523 --> 00:04:39,792 There's nowhere else to go! 134 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,194 I can't breathe! 135 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:43,285 Open the door! 136 00:04:46,617 --> 00:04:49,505 There's an actual maid service at this hotel?! 137 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,029 Dad, no! 138 00:04:53,838 --> 00:04:54,903 It's empty. 139 00:04:55,737 --> 00:04:57,094 We're okay, guys. 140 00:04:57,752 --> 00:04:59,258 I'm gonna toss this. 141 00:05:02,491 --> 00:05:04,126 When something like that happens, 142 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:05,386 it makes you think, huh? 143 00:05:05,387 --> 00:05:06,872 - Luke! - Seriously?! 144 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:10,470 Claire? 145 00:05:10,764 --> 00:05:11,660 Nope. 146 00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:12,789 I mean, what am I doing? 147 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,502 I am totally at the wrong room. 148 00:05:14,503 --> 00:05:15,815 - Are you? - I'm sorry, Phil. 149 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,193 It's not what it looks like. 150 00:05:17,755 --> 00:05:19,830 Rumpled bed, wine... 151 00:05:19,831 --> 00:05:20,809 ...bra. 152 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:22,712 I knew it! 153 00:05:24,719 --> 00:05:26,501 You've been sleeping by yourself. 154 00:05:27,346 --> 00:05:28,036 How could you? 155 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:30,136 I am so sorry. I just couldn't take it anymore, 156 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:32,517 and I needed a place where... what is that smell? 157 00:05:32,518 --> 00:05:33,951 Betrayal. 158 00:05:36,116 --> 00:05:37,513 Family meeting in the living room. 159 00:05:37,514 --> 00:05:40,038 - Aren't we already in... - In the living room! 160 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:43,384 There's no easy way to say this. 161 00:05:43,528 --> 00:05:44,384 Your mother's leaving us. 162 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,085 She's found another room that makes her happy. 163 00:05:46,086 --> 00:05:47,559 I don't understand. 164 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:48,425 It's not your fault. 165 00:05:48,426 --> 00:05:50,293 Okay, look, I needed a little space, 166 00:05:50,294 --> 00:05:52,021 and there was a room that opened up down the hall... 167 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:53,847 then one thing led to another. 168 00:05:53,848 --> 00:05:55,499 Spare us, Claire. 169 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,767 So, wait. Mom's staying in that other room? 170 00:05:57,768 --> 00:05:59,088 You can visit her on the weekends. 171 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:01,263 Aren't we here for just one more day? 172 00:06:01,776 --> 00:06:03,300 I knew you'd be the one to lash out. 173 00:06:03,301 --> 00:06:05,332 If mom is staying in an empty room, 174 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,180 why can't some of us stay with her? 175 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:08,410 You happy, Claire? 176 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:09,637 You're breaking up the family. 177 00:06:09,638 --> 00:06:11,449 No, guys, your father is right. 178 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,016 This is my fault. 179 00:06:13,017 --> 00:06:14,080 I should go back to my room 180 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:15,848 and just think about what I've done. 181 00:06:15,849 --> 00:06:17,309 Come on. We hate it here. 182 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,458 I cannot look at that red hair 183 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:20,195 in the shower drain one more second. 184 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:22,301 Look around here, people. None of us have red hair. 185 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:24,106 Okay, one of you has to go with your mom, 186 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:26,109 so we'll do this the democratic way. 187 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,286 Whoever pulls the short crust... 188 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,937 - Come on, dad. - No, I don't want to do that. 189 00:06:28,938 --> 00:06:30,149 Fine! 190 00:06:30,745 --> 00:06:32,126 You all want to go, then go. 191 00:06:32,127 --> 00:06:33,411 Turn your back on your father, 192 00:06:33,412 --> 00:06:36,383 - just spare me the empty apologies and the crocodile... - Okay. 193 00:06:36,384 --> 00:06:37,019 - Finally. - ...tears. 194 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,506 I call "no bathtub." 195 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,482 Another good-luck gift basket, daddy. 196 00:06:42,483 --> 00:06:44,679 Oh, they just let 7-year-olds sign for these. Okay. 197 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,889 How nice! 198 00:06:46,987 --> 00:06:48,589 Let's see what we've got here. 199 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,248 Eggplant jelly? 200 00:06:50,249 --> 00:06:52,338 What do they send if they don't like you? 201 00:06:52,339 --> 00:06:55,427 "Go, Coach, go Dolphins!" 202 00:06:55,788 --> 00:06:57,244 I don't know. It seems a little "go" heavy. 203 00:06:57,245 --> 00:06:58,187 Pink salt? 204 00:06:58,188 --> 00:06:59,896 What is wrong with people? 205 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:01,762 Okay, I got to skedaddle. 206 00:07:01,763 --> 00:07:03,548 I'll see you guys after the big game. 207 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:04,857 All right, then. 208 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,280 And we're waiting because... forgot my keys. 209 00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:09,681 - Yes, you did. - Right over there. 210 00:07:09,682 --> 00:07:11,574 - Every time. - Yes, every time. 211 00:07:11,575 --> 00:07:14,056 I forgot them on the day of our first win, 212 00:07:14,057 --> 00:07:15,406 and it's worked ever since. 213 00:07:15,407 --> 00:07:16,676 Now scooch to the left. 214 00:07:16,677 --> 00:07:18,454 I'm not letting you do the coffee-table thing again. 215 00:07:18,455 --> 00:07:20,897 Mitchell, superstitions are a big part of sports. 216 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,151 And witchcraft and cults and voodoo, but... 217 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,947 Hey, look, you know what? 218 00:07:24,948 --> 00:07:26,535 I'm not asking you to like football, 219 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:28,722 but I like football. 220 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,556 Football was everything to me growing up. 221 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:32,095 I was just a big, gay farm kid 222 00:07:32,096 --> 00:07:35,798 until I joined the football team and I finally fit in. 223 00:07:35,799 --> 00:07:37,592 Now, I don't expect you to like it. 224 00:07:37,593 --> 00:07:39,733 I don't expect you to come to the games. 225 00:07:39,734 --> 00:07:44,397 But I do expect you to be 5% less condescending. 226 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:46,782 Now scooch. 227 00:07:47,952 --> 00:07:49,002 Ugh! Okay! 228 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:51,030 Go, Dolphins! 229 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:55,017 It's too much... the car keys, the coffee table, 230 00:07:55,018 --> 00:07:56,858 your roller skate on the front porch. 231 00:07:57,566 --> 00:07:59,461 I-is there any chocolate in any of these? 232 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:02,869 You'll have to scrape it off this sun-dried tomato. 233 00:08:02,870 --> 00:08:03,895 I suppose on some level, 234 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:06,000 it's possible that he might have a point. 235 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:07,116 I hate sports. I do. 236 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:10,166 But if you had my dad and my upbringing... 237 00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:13,040 I mean, have you ever been picked last for a team, Lily? 238 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:15,135 Well, at gym the other day, these mean girls... 239 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:17,865 I mean, you have no idea, Lily, the bullying and the teasing. 240 00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,468 They put me in the ball bag. 241 00:08:19,469 --> 00:08:20,884 If I am a little dismissive, 242 00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:23,029 it's only because of my harrowing backstory. 243 00:08:23,030 --> 00:08:25,952 They said if I told, they would kill you and daddy. 244 00:08:25,953 --> 00:08:27,303 Oh, my God. 245 00:08:27,385 --> 00:08:28,981 I've... I've been making this all about myself. 246 00:08:28,982 --> 00:08:31,607 I haven't even been thinking about Cam. 247 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:33,190 This is crazy. 248 00:08:33,191 --> 00:08:34,867 Yes, this is crazy. 249 00:08:34,868 --> 00:08:36,444 Who cares if I like football? 250 00:08:36,445 --> 00:08:37,435 Daddy likes football, 251 00:08:37,436 --> 00:08:40,308 and I like daddy, so... I need to tell him. 252 00:08:40,309 --> 00:08:42,185 I need to tell him I'm gonna be more supportive, 253 00:08:42,186 --> 00:08:44,988 and I need to... oh, honey, are you calling him for me? 254 00:08:44,989 --> 00:08:46,904 Yes, I have a complaint. 255 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:50,266 Can I please talk to Harry or David? 256 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,100 What's that smell? 257 00:08:53,101 --> 00:08:55,609 I believe you're referring to my bold new scent... 258 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:56,394 "sex gre-nod." 259 00:08:56,395 --> 00:08:58,610 Is that for Sam, your friend that is a girl, 260 00:08:58,611 --> 00:09:00,809 but has the name of a boy? 261 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,723 I knew you were spying on me last night. 262 00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:03,824 Yes, I have a girlfriend. 263 00:09:03,825 --> 00:09:05,216 Let me save you some snooping. 264 00:09:05,217 --> 00:09:08,111 She's smart. She's pretty. She's a senior. 265 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,613 She's our High School's "it" girl, 266 00:09:09,614 --> 00:09:11,923 and "it" dumped the captain of the basketball team for me. 267 00:09:11,924 --> 00:09:15,132 So, you're only 15, and you go out with the senior. 268 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,874 Are you sure you want to play that game? 269 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,145 Are you? 270 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:18,905 I just want to... 271 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,093 Mom, you're butting in. 272 00:09:20,094 --> 00:09:21,807 I just want to meet her. 273 00:09:21,808 --> 00:09:23,088 Oh, absolutely not. 274 00:09:23,089 --> 00:09:24,405 It's way too early. 275 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,660 Promise me you'll stay out of this until I'm ready. 276 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:29,295 That's as close as you're gonna get to a "yes." 277 00:09:29,296 --> 00:09:30,916 Okay, I got to go get ready. 278 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:33,322 Sam's gonna pick me up for a bite before the game. 279 00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:35,587 Jay, I don't like this. 280 00:09:35,588 --> 00:09:37,060 Eh, it's not my favorite exit of his, 281 00:09:37,061 --> 00:09:38,653 but it beats the dramatic stage bow. 282 00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:40,806 No, that girl is too advanced for him. 283 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:42,543 I don't want her to force him 284 00:09:42,544 --> 00:09:44,577 to do anything that he doesn't want to. 285 00:09:44,578 --> 00:09:47,262 I think he'll be okay with whatever she wants to do. 286 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:49,600 Okay, you go because I cannot butt in. 287 00:09:49,601 --> 00:09:50,782 Maybe you can talk to her. 288 00:09:50,783 --> 00:09:53,305 Maybe you can put the fear of God into her! 289 00:09:53,306 --> 00:09:55,190 What, bust her windshield? Break her pinkie? 290 00:09:55,191 --> 00:09:57,513 I go disconnect the security camera. 291 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:02,014 Nice ride. 292 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:03,007 Thanks. 293 00:10:03,008 --> 00:10:05,866 You know, Manny's not really used to... 294 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,400 fast cars. 295 00:10:07,401 --> 00:10:08,947 And I don't know what your intentions are 296 00:10:08,948 --> 00:10:10,899 with this Mustang, but, um, 297 00:10:11,609 --> 00:10:14,555 I suggest you take things nice and slow. 298 00:10:15,305 --> 00:10:15,981 We clear? 299 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,930 Um, sounds like you really want me to drive slow. 300 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:21,850 No, uh, what I think I'm saying is, 301 00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,554 hands can do things. 302 00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:25,197 No, uh, hang on. 303 00:10:25,615 --> 00:10:28,956 Young people have urges, which is only natural. 304 00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:30,525 I also have urges. 305 00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:31,209 Okay. 306 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,121 I mean, the point is, you're 18. 307 00:10:33,122 --> 00:10:34,285 I have my eye on you. 308 00:10:34,286 --> 00:10:35,789 Jay, what are you doing? 309 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:37,022 Go inside. 310 00:10:38,423 --> 00:10:39,812 No means no! 311 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,227 Run! 312 00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:43,054 Score! 313 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,087 Win! 314 00:10:45,571 --> 00:10:46,193 Yes! 315 00:10:46,194 --> 00:10:48,477 - And with 4 minutes left in the second quarter... - Yes! 316 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,229 - ...That's Dolphins, 27... - Yes! 317 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,580 ...Badgers, nothing. 318 00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:53,840 All right! What a game! 319 00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:54,914 Our guys were playing like 320 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,985 they come from a much poorer neighborhood. 321 00:10:56,986 --> 00:10:57,761 You don't think it's funny 322 00:10:57,762 --> 00:10:59,351 that we haven't seen that girl, Sam, 323 00:10:59,352 --> 00:11:00,553 the one named for a boy? 324 00:11:00,554 --> 00:11:01,848 I mean, it's a big game. 325 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:03,401 If she was really his girlfriend, she... 326 00:11:03,402 --> 00:11:04,702 Gloria, be realistic. 327 00:11:04,703 --> 00:11:05,354 What do you want, 328 00:11:05,355 --> 00:11:06,686 her standing in the first row 329 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:08,638 with a sign saying "go, Manny"? 330 00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:11,193 - I'm just saying that... - 'Cause that's what she's doing. 331 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:12,809 That's her? 332 00:11:13,181 --> 00:11:14,506 She's pretty. 333 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,467 She made that sign for him? 334 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,599 I told you, she's a great girl. 335 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,823 And look... she used glitter, for God's sakes. 336 00:11:21,824 --> 00:11:24,140 Jay, I think that she really likes him. Look. 337 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,904 She looks at him the same way that I look at him. 338 00:11:26,905 --> 00:11:27,870 So sweet. 339 00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:30,343 And in her case, healthy. 340 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,411 Go, Dolphins! 341 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,385 We're really giving our fans 342 00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:35,376 their money's worth tonight, boys. 343 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,456 He came. 344 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,147 He's at the 30, at the 20, 345 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,981 the 10, and he's in for a touchdown. 346 00:11:43,982 --> 00:11:45,870 - Badgers score. - What?! 347 00:11:46,194 --> 00:11:48,118 We haven't let anyone run back a kick all year. 348 00:11:48,119 --> 00:11:49,322 What happened? 349 00:11:56,769 --> 00:11:58,753 Run! Tackle! 350 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:00,023 Try! 351 00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:03,069 Touchdown, Badgers. 352 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:03,945 What's going on, Coach? 353 00:12:03,946 --> 00:12:05,655 All of a sudden, everyone's just off. 354 00:12:05,656 --> 00:12:06,519 Yep. 355 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,225 At least Mitchell finally made it to a game. 356 00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,299 Yep. 357 00:12:12,361 --> 00:12:13,585 Focus, defense. 358 00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:15,341 They got two players hurting us. 359 00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:17,830 It's not that much to keep track of! 360 00:12:18,256 --> 00:12:19,813 Shoot. Mustard. 361 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,964 I couldn't tell Manny because it would kill him, 362 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:30,955 and I couldn't tell Gloria because she would kill me. 363 00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:33,643 Hell of a way to ruin a nice hot dog. 364 00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:35,497 End of the third quarter, and we're all tied up. 365 00:12:35,498 --> 00:12:36,980 Coach Tucker! 366 00:12:37,404 --> 00:12:39,377 Okay, hey, everybody, grab a cup of water. 367 00:12:39,378 --> 00:12:41,143 Maybe you could hold on to those, huh? 368 00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:43,367 How exciting is this, huh? 369 00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:44,487 Oh, you dropped your little clipboard. 370 00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:45,738 I thought you had a work dinner tonight. 371 00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:46,776 I did, but I blew them off. 372 00:12:46,777 --> 00:12:48,358 I'd rather be here supporting the team. 373 00:12:48,359 --> 00:12:49,499 You better go, Dolphins! 374 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,478 Yeah, love that, but, you know, the game's almost over. 375 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,839 You might want to beat traffic, so... 376 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,027 I thought you'd be happy that I was here. 377 00:12:54,028 --> 00:12:55,574 Why do I feel like you're trying to get rid of me? 378 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,256 I have no idea. It's not because you're a jinx. 379 00:12:57,257 --> 00:12:59,689 A jinx? Do you think I'm a jinx? 380 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:00,997 No! No, no, no, no, no. 381 00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:02,367 This all can't be on you. 382 00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:03,447 I'm hearing a lot of things 383 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,443 that sound like the opposite of what you're... 384 00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:06,804 Hey, Coach! We need a play. 385 00:13:06,805 --> 00:13:08,348 And Malcolm just got stung by a bee. 386 00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:09,311 I got to go. A bee?! 387 00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:11,509 Okay, get some baking soda. 388 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,720 Hey, do you guys know where the bar is? 389 00:13:15,721 --> 00:13:16,759 You're here, my friend. 390 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,904 What are you in the mood for? 391 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,469 Well, I'd like my wife and kids back, 392 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,700 but I'd take a chardonnay. 393 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:23,615 Ah, I thought you had that look about you. 394 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,472 I'm Lester. This is Carl. 395 00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:26,257 - Hey, Carl. - Hey. 396 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:28,278 I know it hurts now, but, uh, 397 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:29,674 being a man-about-town, 398 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,861 on your own, has its perks. 399 00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:34,078 This is on me. 400 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,051 - Ah. - So, who left who? 401 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,274 She did. 402 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:38,927 She said she needed some space, 403 00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:41,029 got her own place, and took the kids. 404 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,590 Chin up, my friend. 405 00:13:42,591 --> 00:13:44,069 Adventure awaits. 406 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,346 Carl, could you swipe me? 407 00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:47,439 Nacho machine ate my card. 408 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:48,559 Phil. 409 00:13:48,831 --> 00:13:50,704 Hey, Ayoola. This is my neighbor here. 410 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,137 - Pool? - Oh, no, thanks. 411 00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:54,717 - I don't think I'd be much fun right now. - Okay. 412 00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:56,551 Phil, buddy, 413 00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:58,555 you get an offer like that, you got to jump on it, 414 00:13:58,556 --> 00:14:00,038 even if it's just a one-time thing. 415 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,625 I don't know... she's nice, her kids seem great, 416 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:03,996 but I don't even speak her language. 417 00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:05,789 Who said anything about speaking? 418 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:07,738 I think you guys have got the wrong idea. 419 00:14:07,739 --> 00:14:09,394 My wife's getting back tomorrow. 420 00:14:09,395 --> 00:14:12,154 - Oh, of course she is, champ. - Oh. 421 00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:14,206 Uh, I'm just saying, life is short, 422 00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:17,241 and why deny yourself a little innocent fun? 423 00:14:17,263 --> 00:14:18,829 Your wife certainly hasn't. 424 00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:20,282 I'm not sure I'm up for it. 425 00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:24,590 Okay, but don't wait too long to start living life, Phil. 426 00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:27,193 Thanks, guys. 427 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,600 You know when you don't think about 428 00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:30,786 who was in there before you, 429 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,544 a hotel bath can be really quite relaxing. 430 00:14:33,545 --> 00:14:35,553 Do you know if Alex got my text? 431 00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:37,444 Your swipe-card wine. 432 00:14:37,445 --> 00:14:39,007 Thank you. 433 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:39,616 Hey, so, I was talking 434 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,037 to those sad guys that are in the lobby, 435 00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:43,027 and they said the hotel's been half-empty all week. 436 00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:43,820 Half-full, honey. 437 00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:45,129 Be positive for once in your life. 438 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:46,923 Okay, not quite the point I was making. 439 00:14:46,924 --> 00:14:48,374 I want to hear your point, but right now, 440 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:49,890 this magic juice is gonna help mama 441 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:52,103 turn that bathtub into a swim-up bar. 442 00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:53,270 I'm just saying we could have been 443 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,483 - in two hotel rooms this entire time. - Okay. 444 00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:56,486 Wait. 445 00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:58,419 So, dad put us through hell for nothing? 446 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,645 Do you guys hear that? 447 00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:02,079 The sound of my hero falling off his pedestal? 448 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:02,782 Uh, no. 449 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:04,089 The sound of your hero 450 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:06,911 playing with the Nigerians in the pool. 451 00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:10,542 Okay, so, when I say "Marco"... 452 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,239 - Hi, Marco. - No, no, I'm Phil. 453 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,529 I'm gonna say "Marco" and then... 454 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,693 Hi, Phil. 455 00:15:14,986 --> 00:15:16,250 Let's take it from the top. 456 00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:17,717 I'm gonna close my eyes. 457 00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:19,040 No, no, not... not you, Ayoola. 458 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:19,941 You keep your eyes open. 459 00:15:19,942 --> 00:15:21,063 Can you open... Marco! 460 00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:23,453 No, uh, lyapo, can you stay in the pool? 461 00:15:23,454 --> 00:15:25,020 - That way, when I say "Marco"... - Hi, Marco. 462 00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:26,272 Come on. 463 00:15:26,478 --> 00:15:28,535 He has a room to himself, and that's what he's doing? 464 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,592 How surprised should we be? 465 00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:30,942 I mean, he's basically a hyperactive toddler 466 00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:32,418 that just wants to play all the time. 467 00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:33,444 Yeah. 468 00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:34,737 Although it's really more about 469 00:15:34,738 --> 00:15:36,586 wanting to spend time with us. 470 00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:39,199 It's kind of all dad ever wants. 471 00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:40,352 That's true. 472 00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,716 He's, like, obsessed with us. 473 00:15:42,924 --> 00:15:44,544 Do you think he lied about the hotel being booked 474 00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:46,575 just so we'd all have to spend time together? 475 00:15:46,991 --> 00:15:48,967 And we totally ditched him. 476 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:52,166 Even after he jumped on that sex grenade for us. 477 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:57,442 Butterfingers. I spilled my wine in the tub. 478 00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:59,840 Would you mind, sweetie? 479 00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:02,195 What? 480 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:03,762 Only 6 seconds left. 481 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,278 The Dolphins still down by 3. 482 00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:06,916 40 short yards, 6 long seconds. 483 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,725 We've got this. On three, "go, Dolphins." 484 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,853 - Two, three... - Go, Dolphins! 485 00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:13,053 All right, Manny, this is a real hail Mary. 486 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,402 Win or lose, I still have a hot girlfriend. 487 00:16:16,403 --> 00:16:18,171 Dolphins come to the line. 488 00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:19,651 There's the snap. 489 00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:21,466 Tommy park back to pass. 490 00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:22,463 - He looks downfield. - Hit it. 491 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,372 - Hit it! Hit it! - He's got a receiver. 492 00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:25,976 Touchdown, Dolphins! 493 00:16:25,977 --> 00:16:28,269 We won! Mitchell, we won! 494 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:31,840 Oh, no! 495 00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:36,997 - Hello? - Mitchell, we won! 496 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,273 And I looked back, and you weren't there! 497 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:39,764 Please don't be mad at me. 498 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:40,897 I'm on the fence. 499 00:16:40,898 --> 00:16:42,263 I don't blame you. 500 00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:45,254 I feel stupid for making you think this was all your fault. 501 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,511 No! I'm on the fence. 502 00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:49,956 Look to your right. 503 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:56,236 I was trying to leave, 504 00:16:56,237 --> 00:16:58,201 and then I got stuck on this fence with... 505 00:16:58,202 --> 00:16:59,034 my... my pant leg is... 506 00:16:59,035 --> 00:16:59,987 What were you thinking? 507 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:01,334 We both know you're not a good climber. 508 00:17:01,335 --> 00:17:01,966 Well, I know that. 509 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:03,727 There's a parking lot right over there. 510 00:17:03,728 --> 00:17:04,884 I'm parked over here. 511 00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:05,912 Sit right... sit right... sit right there. 512 00:17:05,913 --> 00:17:07,884 Sit right there. 513 00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:09,995 - Okay, okay, put me down. - Two, three. 514 00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:11,883 You don't have to throw me. 515 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,170 Look, I... I get why you don't want me here. 516 00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:16,275 I-I know there's no such thing as bad luck, 517 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,011 but there... there is bad energy, 518 00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,615 and I bring a lot of that to your whole sports world. 519 00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:22,347 And that's... that's because of my own history with it 520 00:17:22,348 --> 00:17:24,608 and you deserve better. 521 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:26,884 I couldn't do better. You know what? 522 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:29,296 Why can't we look at sports like one of those friends 523 00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:32,117 that one of us likes and the other doesn't? 524 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,663 Sports can be like your mom. 525 00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:37,233 You know, actually, I-I didn't hate this. 526 00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:38,772 - Oh, shut up. - No, I didn't. 527 00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:41,018 I-I was kind of getting into the whole football culture. 528 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,710 There is an elegance that this has... 529 00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:44,974 No! 530 00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,197 No! This is vicuna! 531 00:17:47,324 --> 00:17:48,719 You neanderthals! 532 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:53,690 Great game, champ. 533 00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:54,684 Thanks. 534 00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:55,876 You okay? 535 00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:57,428 Yeah, just a little tired. 536 00:17:57,429 --> 00:17:59,108 It was a big day. Good night. 537 00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:00,085 Night, kid. 538 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,427 Hey, wait a second. 539 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,500 Your team just won six straight. 540 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,377 Let's celebrate with a little scotch. 541 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,189 You're old enough for your first sip. 542 00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:09,636 She dumped me, Jay. 543 00:18:09,637 --> 00:18:11,445 Okay, we're gonna do this. 544 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,783 She was just using me to make her old boyfriend jealous. 545 00:18:14,784 --> 00:18:16,280 Now they're back together. 546 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:17,697 Don't tell mom, okay? 547 00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:19,441 I had a sense she didn't like Sam. 548 00:18:19,442 --> 00:18:21,183 Really? She didn't say anything. 549 00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:23,464 My first girlfriend. 550 00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:24,265 She was perfect. 551 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:25,610 Eh, a little wide in the can. 552 00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:27,536 - Jay. - I'm sorry. Just... 553 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:28,730 You ask me, you're lucky. 554 00:18:28,731 --> 00:18:29,924 She dumped me by text 555 00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:32,105 while making out with her old boyfriend. 556 00:18:32,264 --> 00:18:35,808 I broke down crying. My charcoal ran like mascara. 557 00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:38,539 I had to be comforted by the other team's mascot. 558 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,207 - Lucky? - Think about it. 559 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,733 How many guys your age would kill 560 00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:44,640 to be used by a girl like Sam? 561 00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:45,859 She picked you. 562 00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:47,481 She used you. 563 00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:48,906 I was a body, Jay. 564 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:51,649 Come on. If she had picked an average guy, 565 00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:54,227 that boyfriend never would have got jealous. 566 00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:57,351 She had to pick a guy on his level. 567 00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,900 Yeah. Maybe. 568 00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:00,338 Oh, I'm not gonna lie to you. 569 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:04,557 It sucks, and sometimes it's got to suck for a while. 570 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,416 I just wish I could say some magic words 571 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,869 or give you a hug... make it all go away. 572 00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,929 Can I still have a sip of that scotch like you said? 573 00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:33,397 Okay, I just opened a bottle, 574 00:19:33,411 --> 00:19:35,479 a beautiful 18-year-old, full-bodied. 575 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,204 Sam! 576 00:19:36,205 --> 00:19:39,473 Okay. Okay. 577 00:20:09,865 --> 00:20:11,165 Marco! 578 00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:15,173 Marco! 579 00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,445 Polo? 580 00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:18,181 Marco! 581 00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:23,240 Marco! 582 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:26,777 Polo! Polo! Polo! 583 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:30,917 Who rings the bell in the middle of the night? 584 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:32,124 It is the creepiest thing. 585 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,167 I'm sure it's just, I don't know, 586 00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:35,893 some guy's car broke down and he wants to use our phone. 587 00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:37,325 Have you ever seen a movie? 588 00:20:37,326 --> 00:20:40,148 Okay, do you remember how sad I was 589 00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,138 when you guys left the hotel room? 590 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:44,236 Phil, what is on the other side of that door? 591 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,390 - Hi, Marco. - Hey, guys. 592 00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:47,628 It's possible they misunderstood me 593 00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:48,896 when I said, "you guys should stop by." 594 00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:51,711 Yeah, "you guys should stop by." 595 00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,002 Marco! 596 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,540 All right. 597 00:20:57,978 --> 00:20:59,279 What is happening?! 598 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,400 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com