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Yes, I am still sick.
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Yes, I'm going to work
on a Saturday.
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No, this is not wine.
It is dayquil.
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With a little bit
of last night's wine.
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My stupid brother caught a cold
in mexico on his honeymoon,
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And it's made its way
through the family.
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I never get sick.
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I-I must've caught a chill on
the beach when my socks got wet.
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My ankles burn.
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It went to my ears
on our flight home.
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I may have moaned a bit.
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A crying baby
complained about me.
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Cam brought me this from mexico,
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Along with
two weeks of bronchitis.
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I don't know which is worse.
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It gave me the vertigo.
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I was too dizzy for high heels.
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I had to wear flats.
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I don't know how people can walk
in those things.
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I missed the first two days
of culinary camp,
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So I was hopelessly behind
on all reductions and meringues.
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You can imagine the nicknames.
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I thought "amuse-douche"
was particularly cruel.
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I threw up
for three straight days.
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I don't know how models do it.
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Knock 'em dead
at the big meeting today, honey.
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Kiss for good luck?
Oh, no!
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I'm not getting you sick.
This cold stops with me.
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Why do you think I swapped beds
with luke last night?
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You did?
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Appreciate the back rub.
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Not sure I love
being called "miss thang."
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No!
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Captioning provided by
20th century fox television
and abc, inc.
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And brought to you by ford.
Beautiful things happen
when you go further.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, dad...
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Noooo.
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Mitch and cam were stuck
for a wedding videographer,
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So I hooked them up with a
friend who shoots infomercials.
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He kind of owed me.
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I can see why you call them
"miracle gloves."
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My headache's completely gone.
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He dropped off the video
for the big viewing party
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At jay and gloria's tonight,
and I decided to preview it.
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What's wrong?
Watch.
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I'm gonna keep it short 'cause
I got a tee-time in 10 minutes.
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Oh, god.
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Kind of funny.
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My dad died 25 years ago today.
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Ew! Right on the cake.
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I know.
Keep watching.
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...Nice to replace that sad
memory with this happy one.
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Don't tell me
uncle mitch drinks it.
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Of course he does...
every drop.
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May your first marriage
be as good as my second.
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To the grooms.
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Wait a minute.
I take that back.
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To my sons.
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Why didn't you
just cover your mouth?
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Oh, I finally did.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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You know what this means?
I'm patient zero.
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What I thought
were allergies
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Started the cold that brought
the whole family down!
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No one can ever know
about this...
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Not after what happened
in yosemite.
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The pink-eye apocalypse.
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Ooh!
A mountain chickadee!
Where?
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Take a look
and send it down the line.
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Where?
Where do you see it?
I want to see.
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Oh, right there!
Right there! Right there!
Yeah, yeah.
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It took me a whole year
to earn back
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The respect and admiration
of my family.
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Well...
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But it's six hours
to the screening,
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And I have to edit out
all those sneezes
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Without ruining
jay's speech.
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That means
special effects,
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That means
overlapping green screen.
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What am I saying?!
It's impossible!
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I'm sorry, dad.
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No, you're right.
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It's time to stop whining
like a little girl and man up!
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Let's put on
our unitards!
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And manny... he's been missing
a lot of kicks lately.
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He could cost us a game.
I may have to bench him.
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A coach has to do
what's best for the team.
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Does family loyalty
mean nothing to you, mitchell?
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Not to mention I'd be facing
the wrath of jay and gloria.
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Well,
then you should play him.
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And risk
our perfect 3-0 record
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In my first year
as the varsity football coach,
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When this could be
a stepping-stone
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To a college job
or who knows what else?
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You know, it's basically
a cinderella story.
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Well, at least
you have the outfit for it.
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Are you gonna help me
or not?
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I'm sorry.
Um... Okay.
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Well, maybe
what you could do is...
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You know what I could do...
Is coach.
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Mm.
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You know,
manny's just in a slump.
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You know,
he's lacking confidence.
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It's not gonna be easy,
but I could pull this off.
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That's what you said
about the cinderella costume,
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And two hours later,
we were calling the auto club.
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We're going
in the backyard.
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To identify insects.
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Oh, I love that.
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I did that.
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Sydney barrow...
like my lily, a gifted child,
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And, thanks to a little
matchmaking, her new friend.
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Yeah, I-it can be challenging
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Finding playmates
for an exceptional child.
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I don't mean to brag, but that's
why I didn't have any friends.
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Yeah, alan, I'm sending
claire to meet with you
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I got my kid's game.
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Yeah, he's the kicker.
Could all come down to him.
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Yeah, take it easy.
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Don't talk like that.
Look. You're stressing him out.
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You're stressed out?
A little.
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Good! 'cause stress
is all part of football.
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If you're not throwing up
in your mouth,
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You're not
doing it right.
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Ay. Don't pay attention
to jay, papi.
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You're gonna be great.
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You're my perfect
little angel boy.
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Mwah!
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There's still a few hours left
before game time.
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I think I'll just go lie down
under my bed for a little while.
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You see
what you do to him?
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He's fine.
Nerves are good.
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Just before a playoff game
one time,
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I pulled out
a whole eyebrow.
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Hey, claire.
What's up?
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My fever,
you orange jackass.
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Oh. Okay.
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So, obviously,
you have my cold now.
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Everybody's first symptom
seems to be hate.
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Just pound the liquids,
two days in bed.
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You're gonna be fine.
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I don't have two days.
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As a matter of fact,
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I have to go
to a client meeting right now.
Why?
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Because I have a job
and people are counting on me.
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Oh. No.
Someone's counting on you.
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This is about you and dad
and how you just love
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Being his toughy-tough
little supergirl
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Who never
stays home sick,
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Won a tennis tournament
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With a broken finger
that she couldn't even hold up.
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I'm holding it up now.
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Daddy's approval is
not the medicine that you need.
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Why don't you just call him
and tell him
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That you can't take the meeting,
old toughy-tough-super-tough?
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Why are you trying
to turn this into a fight?
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I called to yell at you
for getting me sick.
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Love you. Bye.
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I love you, too.
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Chicken, dog.
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Oh, so close.
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My turn.
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Chicken, chicken.
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Mm-hmm.
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Dog, dog.
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Yeah.
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Ibex, ibex!
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Oh, look at you go!
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For far too long, lily's friends
just haven't challenged her.
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It's been
this endless procession
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Of paste-eating,
toilet-missing shoe-losers.
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But these two together...
they raise each other's game.
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♪ How I wonder
what you are ♪
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Ohhhhh!
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So good, lily.
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I can play,
but I don't really sing.
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That's okay. Everybody
can't be good at every...
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Huh.
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Daddy,
where's my shoe?
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Okay, manny,
take a deep breath.
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Picture it
going through the uprights.
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Keep it simple...
eyes on the ball, shoulders up,
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See your foot hit it,
drive through the ball.
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Finish at your target!
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Even simpler this time...
kick the ball with your foot.
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Great contact on that last one.
This time, aim for the ball.
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Okay, this time,
like you mean it.
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I'm really sorry.
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Okay, manny, look...
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There's no easy way
to tell you this.
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Hola, manny!
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But, um...
I, uh, really like the way
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You're keeping
your uniform clean.
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Color-safe bleach,
coach.
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You'll be fine
during the game.
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Kick it like you kicked
sugary drinks last summer.
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Okay.
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So,
I saw the practice.
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Not very good.
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I'm so glad you saw that,
because...
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He's getting all the bad kicks
out of the way before the game!
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He's so good!
Bravo, manny!
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Go get 'em, coach.
You too.
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Oh, no.
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I'd already had
cam's clogged ears,
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My dad's bronchitis,
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And then there it was,
right on schedule...
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Gloria's vertigo.
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Even I have my limits.
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Call dad.
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Paul rudd is an american
film and television actor.
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Shut up.
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Call... Dad!
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Hey, honey.
How you doing?
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I'm at the hotel, and I'm
really fighting this cold.
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Well, then, that cold
doesn't stand a chance, huh?
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Nothing stops
my little supergirl.
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Yeah.
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What's up?
Nothing. I just...
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I wanted you to know
that I'm on this, dad.
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I never doubted that,
honey.
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Yeah.
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Hey. Hey.
Where's the lounge?
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At the far end.
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Perfect.
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I remember
your junior year,
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You played so tough
through that tournament.
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Uh-huh.
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What was that?
Uh... Field hockey.
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Rugby.
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Right, and, uh,
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Well,
you sprained your ankle.
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Could have been
a hairline fracture.
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That's even better.
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But it didn't stop you.
You rolled right through it.
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Yeah.
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I was a pretty proud papa
that day.
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Okay, stop!
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All right. I'm embarrassing her.
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I'll see you tonight,
honey.
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Bye.
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Alan.
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Hey, claire.
Hey.
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It's been ages.
Yeah.
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I hope you're hungry.
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I got us a table
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At the revolving rooftop
restaurant.
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Oh, no.
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Claire?
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Here I am
right before the cake sneeze.
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It looks like
I'm cracking up, right?
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So from here, we'll jump
to a green-screen shot
of you laughing, too.
254
00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,302
Then I'll take that and drop it
into a pre-existing shot
255
00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,504
Of a table
full of people.
256
00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,838
Easy!
257
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,041
And we are laughing.
258
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,176
Bigger.
259
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,147
Like when I do
yoda walking into a spider web.
260
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,482
Nailed it!
261
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,084
If laughter's
the best medicine,
262
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,186
Then you're
grape-flavored triaminic.
263
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,588
Okay, now I need some footage
of me reacting to jay's speech
264
00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,923
To replace
the champagne sneeze,
265
00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,859
And I'll just drop that into
another table full of people.
266
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,494
How would I react
to jay's speech?
267
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,263
Give me "touched."
268
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,132
Now sad.
269
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,768
Sadder.
270
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,903
Come on. Dig deep.
271
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,238
Think about
me going off to college.
272
00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:36,607
Why are you smiling?
273
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,943
Uh, I-I didn't think
you'd get in.
274
00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,879
I don't want
to waste a Saturday night
275
00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:42,947
Watching some video.
276
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,049
Let's just stay home
and rent a movie.
277
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,584
Okay, two things...
a movie is a video,
278
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,586
And the only reason you don't
want to go to grandpa's
279
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,921
Is because
you're avoiding andy.
280
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,622
Avoid? I don't...
281
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,257
I...
282
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,759
I'm not having
this conversation.
283
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,395
Oh, please. You've been
dodging him since the wedding.
284
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,130
You told me
to stay away from him.
285
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,233
I just meant don't lead him on
unless you really like him.
286
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,701
Yes,
and you were right,
287
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,204
So I've been keeping my distance
to protect him.
288
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,405
Oh.
289
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,607
Well, that's actually
really mature of you.
290
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,577
With great hotness
comes great responsibility.
291
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,146
There she is.
292
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,951
If manny makes this one,
we go ahead.
293
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,752
Lot of pressure.
294
00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,122
I'll bet he's chewing on
his own stomach acid right now.
295
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,124
Sorry to be so sentimental.
I just miss it.
296
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,960
Manny,
kick this one hard!
297
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,996
Aaaaaaaah!
298
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,966
That's my boy!
299
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,934
Actually,
that's our boy.
300
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,202
Oh,
that's our boy.
301
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:45,643
Moment of truth.
302
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,579
If you see even the tiniest
problem, point it out.
303
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,415
My dad died 25 years ago today.
304
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,485
...Replace that sad memory...
305
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,421
That did not land
quite the way I'd hoped.
306
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,990
Cam, mitchell...
307
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,826
May your first marriage
be as happy as my second.
308
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:02,960
To the grooms.
309
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,462
Wait a minute.
I take that back.
310
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,963
Oh, that's so bad.
311
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,098
To my sons.
312
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,833
Oh. Jay.
313
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,105
- All right.
- Okay.
314
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,473
Have a good time.
315
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,175
O...Kay.
I have a few notes.
316
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,610
What am I gonna do? We have to
show this thing in an hour!
317
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,978
You know
what you'd tell me?
318
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,813
Show the real video
and take your lumps.
319
00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,782
I don't wanna.
That's what I would say.
320
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,318
And then you would tell me,
"you might not want to do it,
321
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,953
"but you have to do
what's right.
322
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,054
"and that will make you
323
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,890
Go from patient zero
to patient hero."
324
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,126
Damn it,
I've got a point.
325
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,896
How does someone so smart
sneeze on so many things?
326
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,531
Finished!
327
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,732
Let's see.
328
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,335
Oh. I'm sorry, but did someone
rob an art gallery?
329
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,337
Because this is
absolutely beau...
330
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,905
Done!
331
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,073
Okay.
332
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,841
We should probably
put your names on those
333
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,243
So we can remember
whose is whose.
334
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,377
Next activity.
335
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,379
Okay, lily knows
all the capitals.
336
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,081
Dad!
It's all right,
honey.
337
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,749
The first is albany.
338
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,184
Then there's...?
339
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,920
Ohh! I thought
you meant world capitals.
340
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,655
Algeria, algiers.
341
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,923
Angola...
342
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,092
Oh. Well, you're just
a little know-it-all, aren't ya?
343
00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:10,761
Oh, my god. I am so sorry.
I... oh.
344
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,065
Okay. Sydney, forget
that I said that, okay, honey?
345
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,601
I can't!
I have a photographic memory!
346
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,903
You made my friend
cry!
347
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,238
No,
I didn't mean to...
348
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,240
Oh, boy.
349
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,374
You did that
on purpose!
350
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,875
No, no.
I-I don't think I did.
351
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,544
Oh, gosh.
And there's your mother.
352
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,212
Sydney, sweetheart,
we got to stop crying, okay?
353
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,214
You're okay.
354
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,414
Oh. Now my watch
is caught.
355
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,916
Ow!
All right, little pull.
Little pull!
356
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,351
Aah!
It's fine!
It's fine!
357
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,019
Oh, it's fine.
It's fine.
358
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,254
Hi!
Hi.
359
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,955
We had so much fun.
Oh, good.
360
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,358
Sydney, honey,
are you crying?
361
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,594
He ruined my picture
and pulled my hair!
362
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,795
Just little accidents.
363
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,864
And he called me
a know-it-all!
364
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:50,101
What kind of a person calls
a 6-year-old a know-it-all?
365
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,437
She's a year younger
than you?
366
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,777
Should I not have come? Oh,
is it gonna be weird for andy?
367
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,978
I shouldn't have dressed
so cute.
368
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,113
Hey, switch sweaters
with me.
369
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,247
Just be yourself.
370
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,149
It's the surest way
for him to get over you.
371
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,550
Okay, thanks.
372
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,986
Hey, uncle cam.
Hey.
373
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,755
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so glad you're here.
374
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,256
You got to talk to lily.
375
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,991
She's not speaking to me
because...
I have bigger problems.
376
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,393
I haven't even told you
what mine is yet.
377
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,560
I benched manny.
378
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,229
I'm worried
jay and gloria are mad at me.
379
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,897
Have they said anything?
No.
380
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,432
All I've gotten from them
so far is "hola"
381
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,200
And "that scotch
is not for company."
382
00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:25,436
Ah!
383
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,737
Oh, my gosh, phil,
is that the wedding video?
384
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,739
Oh, we are so excited
to see it.
385
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,608
I'm so excited
to show you guys!
386
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,744
Get in the media closet.
Cut every wire.
387
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,079
Dad,
get ahold of yourself.
388
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,081
You're right.
389
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,682
I said, "you're right"!
390
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,784
Sorry. I already had it
loaded up.
391
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,353
Everybody come to dinner.
Then we watch the wedding movie.
392
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,255
Hey, thank you guys so much
for hosting.
393
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,923
And I hope there's
no hard feelings about manny.
394
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,925
You're the coach.
You can't play favorites.
395
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,959
Exactly.
396
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,095
I am so relieved
to hear you say that.
397
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,264
No, no, no.
One of our chairs is broken.
398
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,200
Come. I have
a special seat for you.
399
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,468
Oh.
400
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,536
Mitchell!
401
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:00,604
She benched me.
402
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,843
No!
You beat me again!
403
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,311
Well, this is embarrassing
for you.
404
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,546
Oh. Hey, stranger.
405
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,847
I let him win.
406
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,781
Mm.
407
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,882
How you been?
408
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,451
Oh, good, good.
Just busy.
409
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,153
I figured I'd say hi.
It's been a while.
410
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,221
I know, right?
411
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,357
I've been busy, too,
between this little guy
412
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,791
And visiting my family
back home.
413
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,631
I'm... I'm really glad
you came by.
414
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,301
I was afraid
things got, like... Weird
415
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,002
Last time
we saw each other.
416
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,071
Y-yeah, about that...
um, I rea...
417
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,706
Oh! I knew it.
418
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,075
I am such a goober
sometimes.
419
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,978
I was just confused
about beth,
420
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,215
And I thought you were
sending me some signals,
421
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,417
Which is so stupid.
422
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,519
I hope I didn't, like,
creep you out or something.
423
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,054
You shouldn't feel stupid.
424
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,224
You know, you were vulnerable,
I was at a wedding,
425
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,560
Everybody was super-gay,
and nobody was looking at me.
426
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,030
I probably did
send you a signal.
427
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,600
I'm sorry if I gave you
the wrong idea.
428
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,734
Don't worry about it.
429
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,103
I'm just glad
we didn't take it any further.
430
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,506
Because clearly,
we are wrong for each other.
431
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,075
Totally. We are
way better as friends.
432
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,077
Way!
433
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,744
Like, imagine
if we kissed or something.
434
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,579
Ha!
That would've been
a disaster.
435
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,681
A huge disaster.
436
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,016
You would've been
destroyed.
437
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,451
Yeah... what?
438
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,020
Whoa, joe. What's with
the snow on the roof?
439
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,955
You're aging
like a president.
440
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,392
Claire texted to start.
She's going to be a little late.
441
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,394
Well, that's crazy.
442
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,528
We should wait for her
443
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,029
And watch the wedding video
some other time.
444
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,431
No, no, no.
Let's eat.
445
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,632
I'm not very hungry.
446
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,600
I still have the taste
of failure in my mouth.
447
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,269
Sit down.
This is a family dinner.
448
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,303
We all eat together.
449
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,439
Are there potatoes?
I smell potatoes.
450
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,907
Here you go,
sweetheart.
451
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:43,808
You eat it.
452
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,209
Lily,
it wasn't that bad.
453
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,178
You still got my friend's hair
in your watch!
454
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,747
She's coming back.
455
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,549
What were you thinking
with that playdate?
456
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,452
I was feeling protective.
That girl made lily feel bad.
457
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,820
Or did she make you
feel bad?
458
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,154
I didn't love it.
459
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,722
That happens
with all first-time parents.
460
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,424
We think our kids
are the best or the smartest.
461
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,593
For the longest time,
that's how we felt about haley.
462
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,128
"the longest time"?
Really?
463
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,396
You can't force your kids
464
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,298
To live up to
your unreal expectations.
465
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,300
They're not perfect,
but you love them anyway.
466
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,268
Also applies to adults...
probably more so.
467
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,903
That is what I'm doing,
isn't it?
468
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,073
Jay does it all the time
with manny's football.
469
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,576
Look at him... he's so upset
of disappointing him
470
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,643
That he won't eat today.
471
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,245
Let's keep in mind
what's important here...
472
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,247
We're mad at cam.
473
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,148
You have always
been like this.
474
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,117
You put so much pressure
into your kids
475
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,419
That they fall
into pieces.
476
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,702
I never put more pressure
on my kids than they can handle.
477
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,925
Oh, don't be mad, dad.
478
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,428
I'm sorry. I tried.
I really... I tried.
479
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,933
Knock, knock.
Me again.
480
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:43,935
Hey, you.
481
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,203
Hey.
So, uh, quick follow-up.
482
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,473
Um, when you said I would
be destroyed if we had kissed,
483
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,642
What exactly
did you mean by that?
484
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,943
Oh, gosh.
485
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,979
I guess
that is confusing, huh?
Yeah.
486
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,147
I just meant that you would've
been emotionally ruined.
487
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,282
What?!
Yeah.
488
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,783
I don't understand it
myself,
489
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,853
But there's a lot of heat
coming off of this.
490
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,055
Girls do not
get over this guy.
491
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,892
I'm not calling myself
a drug, but...
492
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,694
I'm sorry. Hasn't beth broken up
with you, like, 10 times?
493
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,363
She's dying to get back
with me, though.
494
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,898
I wouldn't say
it's withdrawal, but...
495
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,667
For the record,
guys don't get over me, okay?
496
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,003
At last count,
I have three stalkers.
497
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,872
One of them has my face
spray-painted on his van.
498
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,074
I had to stand there forever
while he did it!
499
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,609
Okay.
500
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,746
I didn't mean to imply
that if we kissed,
501
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,147
It wouldn't affect me.
502
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,983
Are you kidding?
503
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,654
You are so pretty
and so out of my league.
504
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,089
It would've...
Rocked my world.
505
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,658
Okay, then.
506
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,893
It just would've hit you harder.
That's all.
507
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,030
Mr. Pritchett! Your bath awaits!
508
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:50,234
Are you prepared
for a bum-scrubbing today, sir?
509
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:52,870
Ohhh, no.
510
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,939
I said something wrong,
didn't I?
511
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,574
No.
512
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,409
No,
I'm just being stupid.
513
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,777
Um...
514
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,780
The point is is that, you know,
we're good, right?
515
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,014
You betcha.
516
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,350
Aw, come on.
Don't be so formal.
517
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,818
Come here, you.
518
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:17,461
Well... I promised
this little dude a bubble beard.
519
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,696
Come here.
520
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,365
Don't be a stranger,
okay?
521
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,833
Mm-hmm.
522
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,537
Honey,
be a little selfish here.
523
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,872
You are not
up for watching this video.
524
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,574
Why were you even
out of the house like this?
525
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,776
Because
I'm your toughy-tough supergirl.
526
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,778
Yes, you are, but that's
no reason to risk you...
527
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,580
away from the food!
528
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,082
Can we catch this again?
529
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,750
This is
exactly what you do!
530
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:40,985
To his own daughter.
531
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,253
Kind of puts me
benching manny in perspective.
532
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,489
Also, is there a sauce
going around or...
533
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,157
Cam, you were right
to bench me.
534
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,492
I stunk out there.
535
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,593
Vindicated!
536
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,095
But not
because of jay.
537
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,097
It's you, mom.
What?!
538
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,099
Tensions are running high.
I think we should all go home.
539
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,934
I've never worried
about disappointing jay.
540
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,402
He knows
I'm terrible at sports.
541
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,770
Said it from day 1.
542
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,106
Only thing coordinated
about this kid was his outfits.
543
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,009
The way you call me your perfect
little angel boy and stuff,
544
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,077
I just feel
like I'm letting you down.
545
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,580
Ay, manny, I'm so sorry.
546
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,082
You could never let me down,
because you're my per...
547
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,518
You're okay.
548
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,953
I cued up
the wedding video.
549
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,121
Oh!
All by yourself?
550
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,489
Let's watch it.
What do you say?
551
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,523
- Okay.
- Let's go.
552
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,758
I'm nervous.
553
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,826
Is this...
is this a good time?
Yes.
554
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,428
It feels like...
o-okay.
555
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,996
Just...
let's go now.
Come on.
556
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,197
F-full disclosure...
557
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,199
Everybody may not
look their best in this video.
558
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,434
It's good.
559
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,503
It's about time
we all start seeing ourselves
560
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,272
As who we really are,
not who we're trying to be
561
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,541
Or who other people
want us to be.
Right.
562
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,543
See, now, that is
a very complicated machine.
563
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,145
She is a genius.
Not a good start.
564
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,047
Hit it, lily.
565
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,214
This is gonna be good
for you.
566
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,649
I don't like you
right now.
567
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,384
Oh, god.
Ooh!
568
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,219
Is that...
is that my dancing?
569
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,221
Is that
what I look like?
570
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,556
No, no.
Okay, that's really funny.
571
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:53,490
Ha ha ha ha ha.
572
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,192
Fast forward.
Come on.
573
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,360
Aww.
Aww. Aww.
Aww.
574
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,029
That's actually
really sweet, cam.
575
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,331
Is that
my crying face?
576
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,967
Oh, it's hideous!
Why hasn't anyone told me?!
577
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,169
Oh, god, I'm doing it right now,
aren't I? Give me that.
578
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,339
Congratulations, mitch and cam!
579
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,843
Oh. Look at me
in that dress!
580
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,411
I look gorgeous!
581
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,913
Give me rewind!
582
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,981
Mom, look at you
holding on to that bar.
583
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,583
You had vertigo there,
too.
584
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,585
Yeah, I sure did.
585
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,386
You know,
we don't have to linger on that.
586
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,587
Oh, mom!
587
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,523
Hey, everybody.
I want to say something.
588
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,491
Um...
589
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,059
All that sweat.
What the hell?!
590
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,495
I look like
I had shamu in a headlock!
591
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,496
I think
I'm gonna throw up.
592
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,331
Yeah, you and me both.
I'm disgusting!
593
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,567
No, no, no, no, no.
It's haley's nausea. Oh, god!
594
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,601
I'm gonna keep it short.
595
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,669
Yeah, you will.
596
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,037
120 people
in that room,
597
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,239
And no one told me
to put my arm down!
598
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,507
I have an idea,
actually.
599
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,875
Why don't I
re-edit the video
600
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,410
And cut out
the embarrassing parts?
601
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,845
Is that a problem?
Not at all!
602
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,279
That's great!
Done!
603
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,241
Thank you so much.
604
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,485
I know
you sneezed on the cake.
605
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,454
No one likes
a know-it-all!
606
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,564
Mitchell!
Come to bed!
607
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,399
Aren't you ever
gonna sleep?
608
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,634
No.
609
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,436
No, I don't think I am.
610
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,753
Mitchell!