1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,600 English Subtitles (HI) [MP4] Modern Family S08E02 (720p) Do Not Push Web-DL [KoTuWa] 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,769 Okay. We're almost ready here. 3 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:04,970 Okay. Now, easy on the filters, cam. 4 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:07,006 It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone. 5 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,774 You know what other tone we don't need? 6 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,776 Play nice. Okay. 7 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,012 We are taking a new photo for above our mantel. 8 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:15,114 Lily's not in the one up there now, 9 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,350 And we... Started to get the slight impression that... 10 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,752 It was bothering her. 11 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:23,956 Lily, we're ready for dinner, SW... oh. 12 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,695 Big smiles! 13 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:30,863 [ camera shutter clicks ] 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:33,065 Great. Let's take a look. Mitchell: Great. 15 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,969 Okay. Not bad. 16 00:00:36,971 --> 00:00:38,237 Not bad. 17 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:41,740 Um... Let's shake out our faces. Really? 18 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,575 Who took the online course? Shake 'em out. 19 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,310 All: Br-Br-Br-Br-Br-Br! 20 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,812 Yep. That's perfect. 21 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,681 1...2... 22 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,716 Chee-e-e-Se! Chee-e-e-Se! 23 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,717 [ camera shutter clicks ] 24 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,719 Okay. Great! 25 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:56,355 Okay, um, Mitchell, 26 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,990 Can I see you over here, please? 27 00:00:57,992 --> 00:00:58,891 Mitchell: Yeah. 28 00:00:58,893 --> 00:00:59,992 Hang tight, sweetie. 29 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:01,560 Look. 30 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,529 Why is she doing that with her face? 31 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:06,265 I don't know. I've never seen such a weird, forced smile. 32 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,232 How do I look? 33 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,134 Beautiful. Perfect. 34 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:12,137 ♪♪♪ 35 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,883 Wow! What an amazing campus! 36 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,552 I mean, look at these cool buildings. 37 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,253 And did you guys see the turtles? 38 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,089 [ chuckling ] and check this out... 39 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,423 A reflecting pond. 40 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,926 Alex: Great. Maybe you can see how crazy you're being right now. 41 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,127 God, I wish I'd brought a Frisbee. 42 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,361 What's so special? 43 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,697 It looks exactly like the college I went to. 44 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,266 And we've been here exactly as long as you were there. 45 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,367 Luke, be nice. 46 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:43,469 Well, Alex is leaving. 47 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,970 Somebody's got to keep the trains running. 48 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,238 Claire: Back me up here, guys. 49 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,474 This place screams "Alex," right? 50 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:51,110 It looks like every other college in America. 51 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,544 What am I missing? 52 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,981 Good grades, S.A.T. Scores, basic verbal skills. 53 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,216 That's how you do it. 54 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,985 Caltech is the perfect school. 55 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,053 For Claire. 56 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:02,821 And Alex! Come on, we are talking about 57 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,490 One of the best schools in the country. 58 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,825 And, yes, it happens to be 45 minutes from our house. 59 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,228 Of course, we'll support her wherever she goes. 60 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,630 Obviously. Nothing is more important to me 61 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,931 Than her academic whatever, 62 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:16,001 But with Alex, the important thing is keeping her close 63 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,136 For the next four years. 64 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:19,104 After that, I'm never gonna see her 65 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:22,107 Unless she Skypes me from Neptune, 66 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,009 Where she's living in a biodome she invented. 67 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,879 Awesome! That means Christmas on Neptune! 68 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,149 Every other year? 69 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,483 No. No. 70 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,318 Woman: All right, everyone, gather 'round. 71 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,354 We'll be starting the tour in just a moment. 72 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,489 Okay. I'm gonna peel off and hit the robotics lab 73 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,924 To see how close they are 74 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,993 To a working female. Hold on. 75 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,128 They're not nearly as close as you'd hope, 76 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,496 And you're not leaving my side. 77 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,464 But it's so boring. 78 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,132 It's like I'm being punished. 79 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,384 You are being punished. 80 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,635 That's what happens when your teacher calls 81 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:50,802 To tell me you cut class. 82 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,172 I'm sorry. I lost track of time making my movie. 83 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,706 Hummingbirdman... 84 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:58,310 A superhero whose heart can beat a thousand times a minute. 85 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,379 But can it love? 86 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,047 Check it... there's a lab on campus 87 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,183 Where they do experiments on you for 50 bucks. 88 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,718 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I used to do a lot of these in college. 89 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,120 Sometimes it's questions. 90 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:09,688 Sometimes they hook stuff up to you. 91 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,890 Sometimes it's just palling around with a monkey, 92 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,059 Wondering why they're rewarding him and not you. 93 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,161 Well, that sounds great. You should go do that. 94 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,563 I'll go. 95 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,331 I'm up for it as long as they don't shave anything. 96 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,666 Hey, I'd love the 50 bucks, 97 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,201 But I'm pretty sure mom wants me here. 98 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,402 No, I don't. You can go. 99 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,970 Oh, you can drop the act. 100 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,905 I know you guys forced me to come here 101 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,574 So I can watch Alex 102 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,975 And get all inspired by college again. 103 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,076 We really didn't. 104 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,244 Claire: Yeah, you just got in the car. 105 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,379 I only packed four sandwiches. 106 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,520 Happy anniversary, jay! 107 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,089 I don't love this tableau. 108 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,725 Is that Gloria's gift to me? 109 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,393 What is it? I don't know. 110 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,362 Sure you do. I can tell by the wrap job. 111 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,231 She can't make corners like this, Manny! 112 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,266 Only because she's always in such a hurry. 113 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,268 Is life so busy you can't take 20 minutes 114 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,837 To get out the straight-edge and wrap a gift anymore? 115 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,872 Come on. I'm a little anxious about my gift for her. 116 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,541 It would make me feel a lot better 117 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,076 If I knew she phoned this one in. 118 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,378 Sorry, jay. Only time will tell. 119 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,579 Oh, god. 120 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,115 It's that black panerai watch I wanted, isn't it?! 121 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:13,385 Why can't you be this fast when I'm your charades partner? 122 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,586 [ door opens ] 123 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,221 Gloria: Hola, my loves! 124 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,290 You didn't see me. Keep her out of the garage. 125 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,293 What are we gonna do? 126 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,427 I'm gonna talk to her. 127 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,363 I've been photographing her for years. 128 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,564 We have a relationship. 129 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,965 Really? What's she like? 130 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,900 I mean a professional relationship. 131 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,135 Look, I'm gonna tell her... 132 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,037 Her smile is forced, it's unnatural, 133 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,740 And we're not going home until we get what we need. 134 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,309 Couple of things... we are home, and that's mean. 135 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,477 What's your suggestion? 136 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,645 We show her the photos 137 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,547 And let her discover her weird smile on her own. 138 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,649 Okay. That's good. Yeah. 139 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,883 I video our football games 140 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,285 So I can see what we're doing wrong. 141 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,586 That's how I figured out 142 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,254 That powder-blue windbreaker washed me out so much. 143 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,556 Oh, thank god. I'm sure the team appreciated that. 144 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,126 Lily, sweetheart, will you come here for a second? Lily: Yep. 145 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,927 Let's do this gently, okay? I know. 146 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,062 Hi, sweetheart. 147 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,497 Okay. So, daddy and I thought 148 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,832 That we would look at these photos together, 149 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,901 The pictures that we've taken so far, 150 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,637 And see if there's anything that we would do differently. 151 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,639 Like, okay, when I look at this photo, 152 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,675 I think, "I could stand up straighter." 153 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,076 Yeah. Cam? 154 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:14,079 Okay. I think I could be a little less "Ryan gosling" 155 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,048 And a little more "every man." 156 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,018 Lily, is there anything that you see in yourself 157 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,920 That you would want to change here? 158 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,189 Well, maybe we should just do one more? 159 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,524 Really? Okay. 160 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:28,026 This might need a little powder. 161 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,496 [ door opens ] 162 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,531 Uh, jay? Hey. 163 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,632 Your wife's upstairs. 164 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,267 You don't have to hide in the garage anymore. 165 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:36,134 I'm not hiding. 166 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,369 Close the door, will you? 167 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,138 How bad is the gift you bought her? 168 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,341 I didn't buy her anything. Oof. Bad idea. 169 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,009 I once gave her a bag full of hugs, 170 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,344 And she definitely prefers stuff. 171 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,445 It's not hugs. 172 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,146 Does that sound like me? 173 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,349 I made her something in my pottery class. 174 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,117 I can't believe you took a pottery class. 175 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,453 You're not the only one around here with an artsy side. 176 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,888 Yeah, I could've bought her another piece of jewelry, 177 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,458 But I thought, you know, she might like this a little more, 178 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,059 Coming from the heart and all. 179 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,694 Well, show it to me. What is it? 180 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,536 Wow. What is it? 181 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,704 It's a bunny. 182 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,139 It used to be my nickname for her. 183 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,741 On our first date, she had a cold, 184 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:16,908 And she was sniffling a lot, 185 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,910 And her nose would wrinkle up real cute... 186 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,078 You know, like a bunny. 187 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,079 That's so sweet. 188 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,048 Yeah, but that watch is big and gorgeous 189 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,349 And costs big bucks. 190 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,418 I can't give her something handmade. 191 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,519 I mean, she... 192 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,354 She's not sensitive like you and me. 193 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,655 Listen to me. 194 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:33,191 I think you went to the jewelry store inside here, 195 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,926 And you brought back a gem. 196 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,395 Knock it off. 197 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,662 You think so? 198 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,931 She's gonna love it. It's perfect. Perfect? Nah. 199 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,401 But teacher Pablo did say it shows great promise. 200 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,102 And I am proud of the tail. 201 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,337 Look at that. Oh, wow. 202 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:46,838 No, no, I said look. 203 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,073 Sorry. 204 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,775 And this building is home 205 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,843 To one of our five Nobel laureates 206 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,011 Currently teaching here. 207 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,012 Ooh! 208 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,380 It also houses 209 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:59,050 Our high-current, high-stability particle accelerator. 210 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,018 Ahh. 211 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,787 Okay. You need to calm down. 212 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:04,589 This is a college tour, not Oprah's favorite things. 213 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,625 I am just so impressed by this place. 214 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,727 Aren't you? Of course I am. 215 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,462 It's one of the most prestigious tech schools in the country. 216 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,930 Uh-huh. But if you must know, 217 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,799 I don't love everything about it. 218 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:16,401 What? Oh, the mascot's a beaver. 219 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,903 Don't worry. Those jokes will get old. 220 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,738 No, they won't, because I'm not coming here. 221 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,040 Honestly, the only reason I took this tour today 222 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,910 Is so you won't accuse me of not giving it a fair shot. 223 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,912 Why wouldn't you want to go here? 224 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,114 [ sighs ] I can't believe you're making me say this... 225 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,449 It's too close to home. 226 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,784 I have to get away from you guys for a little bit, okay? 227 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,388 Oh. 228 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,989 Woman: All right. We're gonna check out the dorms. 229 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:41,393 Parents, say goodbye to your children. 230 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,994 Okay. I should go. 231 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,729 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 232 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,633 Mom, wait! 233 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,901 Honey, it's okay. 234 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,603 We all say things that we don't mean sometimes. 235 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,605 Low blood sugar. I need my sandwich. 236 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,773 Yeah. 237 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:55,774 Yeah. 238 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,616 All right. You can please wait here, 239 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:05,917 And the experiment will begin shortly. 240 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,185 Phil: Okay. Thank you. Yeah. 241 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,253 [ chuckles ] 242 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,189 [ door closes ] 243 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,459 What do you guys think this is gonna be? 244 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,194 I bet they'll show us those ink blots 245 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,096 That always look like two girls kissing. 246 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,498 A little tip from an old pro... 247 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,100 They can electrify cheese, so... 248 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,301 Hey, look at that. 249 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,870 "do not push." 250 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,004 What are you doing? 251 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,038 Teaching this button 252 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,440 A little something about free will. 253 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:29,941 Luke, it says, "do not push." 254 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,943 Which just makes me want to push it more. 255 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:32,878 Haley, back me up. 256 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,679 Push it, don't push it. I don't care. 257 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,381 Is this mirror weird? I look fuzzy. 258 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,382 Huh. 259 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,550 Who puts up a button 260 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,785 With a sign that says you can't push it? 261 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:43,355 The same people who stack the deck 262 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,624 So the monkey always wins... 263 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,525 Scientists! 264 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,993 What are you talking about? 265 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,961 We're not waiting for the experiment. 266 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,197 This is the experiment! They're watching us right now! 267 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,365 Wait. What? 268 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,835 And... 269 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,136 [ camera shutter clicks ] 270 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,405 Okay. Good. All right. Let's take a look. 271 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,575 Oh! Beautiful. 272 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,010 Okay. She looks like pepper's Pomeranian. 273 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,177 We have to say something. 274 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,980 What's going on? Why are we still doing this? 275 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:13,318 Honey, daddy and I think you are a beautiful girl 276 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,387 With a beautiful smile. 277 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,254 Thank you. 278 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,489 You're welcome. 279 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,858 And I'm seeing that here, okay? 280 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,060 But I'm just not seeing it here. 281 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,361 What do you mean? 282 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,897 Uh, well, uh... 283 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,400 Lily, you're doing a different smile today. 284 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,501 Different how? 285 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:33,071 It's just a little... Stiff. Mm-hmm. 286 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:33,905 Is it ugly? 287 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,540 It's not ugly. No. 288 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,709 It's, uh... it, um... 289 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,578 Cam... Hmm? 290 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,913 Uh, well, s-sweetie, um, 291 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,783 It's just not your normal smile, which is so beautiful. 292 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,351 You mean I'm not beautiful? 293 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,720 No, that's not what we're saying. No. That's not what I said, honey. 294 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,956 Just forget it! I don't want to do this anymore! 295 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,190 I'm an ugly monster, 296 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,292 And I'm never coming out of my room again! 297 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,096 Okay. Well, that was a disaster. 298 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,130 Agreed. But can I just say 299 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,465 I love how melodramatic she's getting? 300 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,967 So fantastic. 301 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,569 The little... [ foot stomps ] I know. 302 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,304 There she is. 303 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:10,275 Hi, mi amor. Happy anniversary! 304 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,876 Happy anniversary, honey. Mwah! 305 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,044 I hope you like this. 306 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,947 [ chuckling excitedly ] what did you get me? 307 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,816 [ chuckles ] 308 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,150 What did you get me? 309 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,919 It's a bunny, mom. 310 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,487 It's a little rough around the edges, 311 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,089 But I'm just hoping you'll love what I put into it. 312 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,991 Oh, you put something inside?! 313 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,097 I don't get it. There's nothing inside. 314 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,099 Yeah, that's, uh...'cause, um... 315 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,235 The damn stupid jeweler didn't put the bracelet in there. 316 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:42,140 Ay. The rose gold with the waves that I told you that I loved? 317 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:42,941 Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. 318 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,142 Jay. No, it's fine, Manny. 319 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,810 I can run down to the store right now and get it. 320 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,996 Stupid jeweler! 321 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:50,181 Ay, jay, don't scream at him. It was an honest mistake. 322 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,916 [ voice breaking ] yeah, in his heart, 323 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,685 He was probably trying to do the right thing. 324 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,520 And past the Millikan library, 325 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,288 You'll find the bridge annex, 326 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,923 Which is also the same site 327 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:02,127 That Carl D. Anderson discovered the...? Neutron. 328 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,161 Anyone else? 329 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,096 Positron. Positron. 330 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,498 That's right. 331 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,633 In 1932... ...On august 2nd... 332 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,935 ....On the third floor. Really? 333 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:14,639 I-I don't know. Maybe I just wanted to win. [ chuckles ] 334 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,274 I'm Jason. Alex. 335 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,610 Is this your first-choice school? 336 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,112 No, I'M thinking M.I.T. That's weird. 337 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,847 I live just a half an hour from there. 338 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,549 Which explains why you want to go here. 339 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,352 I live here, and I want to go somewhere on the east coast. 340 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,320 Really? I'd love to be close to home. 341 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,956 Sunday dinners, laundry, 342 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,124 Make sure my brother doesn't mess with 343 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,894 My hand-painted civil war miniatures... 344 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,729 Which I don't cherish. 345 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,898 So why not M.I.T.? 346 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,067 Well, for applied physics, this is the better program, 347 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,235 And I'm not gonna make the biggest decision of my life 348 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,971 Based off where my parents live. 349 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,907 Okay, then. 350 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,742 Sorry. Did that... Sound judgey? 351 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,311 I'm not really good at talking to pretty girls. 352 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,547 I... well, I have a touch of Asperger's. 353 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,881 No, I don't. 354 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,150 I just said that so you'd think I was interesting. 355 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,820 I was... Just sorta hoping you'd be going here. 356 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,656 Really? Did my mother put you up to this? 357 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,858 Does your mom tell boys to flirt with you? 358 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,893 Oh. You're... you're... you're flirting with me. 359 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,995 I mean, I don't mean to sound so surprised. 360 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,564 A lot of boys flirt with me. 361 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,666 Not a lot. Some. 362 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,234 Actually, one of them has Asperger's. 363 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,670 He could tell you the weather on the day you were born. 364 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,005 Okay. Well, I don't know why I said that. 365 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:25,043 The point is, I am single, by my own choosing, so... 366 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,211 [ alarm blaring ] oh, my god! 367 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,780 I am fine! I'm fine! Everything's fine! 368 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,981 [ blaring continues ] 369 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,853 I have to push it. It's all I can think of. 370 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,122 Just let him push it. Who cares? 371 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,057 No one is touching this button! 372 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,091 Don't you see? 373 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,960 This is a test of character... 374 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,962 To see if we're the kind of people with self-control 375 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,964 Or the kind who just grab at any piece of cheese 376 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,065 That's put in front of them. 377 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,900 Don't you want to know what it does? 378 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,201 "want to know what it does"? 379 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,903 Of course I do. It's killing me. 380 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,071 But what I want more 381 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,639 Is for you to learn to follow the rules. 382 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,475 Is this about me skipping class again? 383 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,744 It's weird how obsessed you are with that. 384 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,713 Now let me push that button! No! 385 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,414 If you can't even pass a simple test, 386 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,049 How are you ever gonna get in to a good college? 387 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,818 Or hold down a job? We only have one basement. 388 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,987 There's no place for you to move when your life bottoms out! 389 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,922 Okay. Wow! 390 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,457 Dad, I cut that class 391 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,559 Because I had to get one last shot for my movie. 392 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,361 You would've done the same thing. 393 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,665 Oh, my god! 394 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,133 You're not mad at me. 395 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,770 You're mad at yourself because I'm just like you. 396 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,739 Whoa. 397 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,808 Total shot in the dark. 398 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,811 You're right... I set a terrible example for you. 399 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,246 No! It was awesome! 400 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,849 Do you think Steve jobs followed every rule? 401 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,484 Doug Henning? Keep talking. 402 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,519 What about that guy who lived in that town 403 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,421 Where people weren't allowed to dance? 404 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,923 Did footloose follow the rules? 405 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,125 His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not. 406 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,460 Maybe that's what those scientists are looking for... 407 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,829 Rebels! 408 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:51,996 You know what? 409 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,132 Who gives a hoot what those bastards want? 410 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,700 No offense. 411 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,269 We're gonna break every rule, and we're pushing that button! 412 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,137 Yeah! 413 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,805 Back away from the button! 414 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,141 What are you doing? I've been breaking the rules my entire life, 415 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,442 And look where it's gotten me. 416 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,777 I live in my parents' basement! 417 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,346 I'm sick of being a failure at everything! 418 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,215 Oh, my god! 419 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,817 You're not mad at us. You're mad at yourself. 420 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,952 That's what I'm saying! 421 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,388 [ sighs ] where were you? 422 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,723 Consoling jay. 423 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,025 That bunny wasn't the only thing you shattered, lady. 424 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,360 When you first started dating him, 425 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,561 What was his nickname for you? 426 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,029 Sexy pants. 427 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,331 Ew. The other one. 428 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,565 Bunny. 429 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:33,171 Oh, so that's why he put the bracelet inside the bunny. 430 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,874 There was no bracelet. The bunny was the present. 431 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,141 That? 432 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,844 He made it for you himself. No. 433 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,546 In a pottery class he's been taking for weeks. 434 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,815 No! And you smashed it on the counter. 435 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,416 And he was too embarrassed to say anything. 436 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,185 No! 437 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,553 I can't take it! 438 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,355 Glue! Okay, give me glue! 439 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,322 I need glue! 440 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,859 Aah! Make it stop! 441 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,232 Haley, put down the chair. Why should I?! 442 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,768 Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at 443 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,937 By a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper. 444 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,171 Yeah! We need to push that button, 445 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,907 Show those eggheads that we're not sheep! 446 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,075 No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! 447 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,577 It makes you a screw-up! 448 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,045 Take it from me, Luke... 449 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,748 One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve jobs. 450 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,117 Do you know who become losers with no jobs? 451 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,686 The other 99,000! 452 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,755 Honey, you are not a loser. 453 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,856 Oh, please. 454 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,292 I hear the shots you all take at me. 455 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,894 I see my sister about to lap me 456 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,297 At a college that I would never be able to get into. 457 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,932 Even someone as dumb as me 458 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,034 Can see that I'm a giant failure! 459 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,969 Haley, stop, okay? 460 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,238 Haley, let me tell you something... 461 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,207 You have value, talent, and potential 462 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,642 That their tests can't measure. 463 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,078 Who cares if you don't fit into their little box. 464 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,881 You're finding your way. That's what your 20s are for... 465 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,683 To take chances... 466 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,484 To... to make mistakes and to learn from them, 467 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,219 And you are learning from them. 468 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,056 The fact that you won't push this button proves that. 469 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,925 That was really sweet, dad. 470 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,394 I can't believe I was gonna hit you 471 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,729 Over the head with that chair. 472 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,465 Wait. So now we're not pushing the button? 473 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,334 No. We're supporting Haley. 474 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,935 For the rest of your life. 475 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,937 That is not helpful. 476 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,639 We need to stick together. 477 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,440 Oh, my god. 478 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,240 Oh, my god. 479 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,909 That's what this test is. 480 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,311 It's not about whether we push the button 481 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,980 Or don't push the button. 482 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:26,017 You want to find out if this unites us or divides us. 483 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,420 Let's join hands 484 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,090 And send these sons of bitches 485 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,892 And their filthy monkey a message! 486 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,602 Feels good. 487 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,971 Wait a minute. 488 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,506 How are they gonna know we're sending them a message 489 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,774 If we're not doing anything? 490 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,609 That's true. 491 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,378 We have to hit that button. 492 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,645 Damn straight. 493 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,347 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 494 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,086 [ motor whirring ] 495 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,656 [ door opens ] 496 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,858 Who did that? We did... 497 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,060 As a family. 498 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,395 Did you not see the sign? 499 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,697 Now the A.C. won't shut off. We have to call a guy. 500 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,732 Oh, I'm sorry. Is this...? 501 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,867 What if, uh... 502 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,870 Yeah, building full of scientists 503 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,139 And no one thought to push the button twice. 504 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,875 Please use number 2 pencils. 505 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,378 [ door opens, closes ] 506 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,481 Yeah, just wall. 507 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,483 So this is the... Test. 508 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,053 I got that cleared up with the jeweler. 509 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,687 Boy, was he embarrassed. 510 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,855 What's that? 511 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,057 Is that my bunny? No. 512 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,258 I am your bunny. 513 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,027 Jay, I don't want that bracelet anymore. 514 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:46,164 This is the most amazing gift you have ever given me. 515 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,066 Really? You... you... you like it? 516 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,000 I love it. 517 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,735 And putting it back together 518 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,337 Made me realize how much work you put into it. 519 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,040 Well, it... it's all in the details, really. 520 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,110 The bunny was in the clay. I just had to find it. 521 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,545 Now I'm going to give you yours. 522 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,880 I think it's about that time. 523 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,349 And this would be, um... 524 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,019 A bookmark made of movie tickets 525 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:11,522 From the first movie we ever saw together. 526 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,558 I-I-I love it. 527 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,927 It's the kind of thing I'd never get for myself. 528 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,128 Ever. 529 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,230 This is what we should always do for each other... 530 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,731 Thoughtful, handmade gifts. 531 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,067 We get too caught up in... in material possessions. 532 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,735 Ah, we got too much stuff. Yeah. 533 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,270 Return this first thing tomorrow. 534 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,473 Yeah, and I'm gonna return the watch that I bought you. 535 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,974 Manny: Dinner's ready! 536 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:35,079 So, is that the rose gold bracelet that I wanted? 537 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,948 Dynamite piece of jewelry. And that watch... 538 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,384 Is that the ceramic with the 10-day, uh, power reserve? 539 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,153 Of course. It's so sexy, that watch. 540 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,488 Yeah, the matte finish 541 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,923 Doesn't always catch the sun and blind you like this one. 542 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,961 It's so interesting, 'cause I love shiny things on my wrist. 543 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,964 Oh, for god sakes, just keep the stupid gifts. 544 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,465 [ shrieks, laughs ] 545 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,069 Claire: Hello? Hey, it's me. [ sighs ] 546 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,338 I think cam and I made a huge mistake. 547 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,806 Oh, I get it. Marriage is tough. 548 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,974 Just take a deep breath 549 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,842 And go flirt with somebody at the grocery store. 550 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,010 No, about lily. 551 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,112 We're trying to take this new family picture, 552 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,249 And she's doing this weird smile thing... 553 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,517 And you said something? 554 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,753 Uh, well, let's... let's just say cam did. 555 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,522 First of all, all kids go through this. 556 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,358 You should see every picture we have of Luke from third grade. 557 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,627 He looks like he's mid-sneeze, which is a shame, 558 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,163 'cause I was having a great boob year. What did you do? 559 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,865 I think it might've been the birth control I was taking, but... 560 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,033 No, come on. About Luke! 561 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,135 Oh! Nothing. We didn't do anything. 562 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,438 Mitchell, I say this with love, but when you became a parent, 563 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,874 I knew this was gonna be a problem for you 564 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,459 'cause you like to control everything. 565 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,043 Good lord. What would that sound like without love? 566 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,346 Bottom line... it's all gonna work itself out. 567 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,816 But if you push her on it, she's just gonna push you away. 568 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,952 Oh, my god. 569 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,820 Woman: Thanks for coming, everybody. 570 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,989 As you know, our acceptance rate is 8%, 571 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:55,026 So in the fall, I look forward to seeing one out of... 572 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,027 12.5. 12.5. 573 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,195 12.5. 574 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,030 So... Not him. 575 00:19:59,032 --> 00:19:59,630 Okay. 576 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,365 [ applause ] 577 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,470 Well, I guess this is it, M.I.T. 578 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,506 Uh, when you visit Boston, look me up... 579 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,373 Darling. 580 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,409 Okay... Sweetie. [ laughs ] 581 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,478 Uh, t-that's my last name... Jason darling. 582 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,380 Oh, well, Alex Dunphy... 583 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,583 "p-h" not "f", "y" not "e-e". 584 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,750 "d-u-n-p-h"... 585 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:20,918 Why am I still talking? 586 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,054 [ chuckles ] 587 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,155 Well... Well... Well. 588 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,090 [ both chuckle ] all right. 589 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,759 Bye. 590 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,028 Bye. 591 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,730 There you are. [ sighs ] 592 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,867 Listen, honey, I am so sorry about pushing so hard earlier. 593 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,337 If anyone is able to make a smart decision 594 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,772 About where to go to school, it's you... 595 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,076 Even if that school is all the way on the other side of the country. 596 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,045 Actually, there's a lot to like here. 597 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,080 Really?! 598 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,514 [ laughs ] 599 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,183 That's cool. 600 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,284 Whatever. 601 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,621 I guess there's somebody around here 602 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,956 She's not ready to say goodbye to. 603 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,058 He friended me! 604 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,397 Okay, come on. We have something to show you. 605 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,899 Is it dinner, or is my mouth too ugly to put food in? Okay, no. 606 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,135 And please don't say things like that about yourself. 607 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,772 You picked one? We sure did, and we're sorry we made you feel bad. 608 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,607 We just weren't used to your new smile, 609 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,075 But now we are, and we love it! 610 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,044 Yes, it's beautiful, and you're beautiful, 611 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,046 And we don't want to change a single thing about you. 612 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,914 Except maybe your underpants. 613 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,751 [ laughs obnoxiously ] 614 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,820 Okay. Where did that laugh come from? I don't know, but it's got to go.