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Yes, I promise I'll call you
as soon as I get the results.

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Yes, I am aware that hospitals
are a hotbed of infection.

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Thank you, Manny.

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A couple of weeks ago, 
I had a minor heart incident.

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I am fine.

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But just to be safe, 
I'm having an angiogram,

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which is when they inject a dye

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to make sure 
there's no blockage.

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It's--it's no big deal.

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- We're not worried.
- No.

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If something were to happen,
which it's not...

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Not gonna.

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I would turn our bedroom
into a shrine to Claire.

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Wow.

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And this room into a hall of magic.

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Luke, please stop
taking appliances apart.

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- I'm making something.
- You're unmaking something.

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- 'Cause I'm giving my notice today.
- Wait. What?

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But wouldn't we rather have toast
that's already buttered?

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I love that you're asking
these kind of questions.

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If only the springs were stronger,

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the toast would be catapulted
into the pool of butter.

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Really strong springs,

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like the ones in your mattress?

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You're unbelievable.

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What do you mean you're quitting?

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Your manager
just started letting you

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open and close the store.

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It's boring.

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And Jennifer said that I could
get a job at the jewelry store.

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Honey, you need to learn
to stick with things.

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You just got the big keys.

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Where's the coffeepot?

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Oh, you mean
the soon-to-be coffee bot?

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- Luke!
- I need caffeine today.

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You can have juice.

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How late were you
at that party last night?

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Oh, please.
She snuck in at 10:00

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and spent all night reading
under the covers with a flashlight.

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Alex, what have I told you

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about staying out
past your curfew?

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- I need to do it more often.
- Exactly.

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You need to learn
to have some fun.

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You are going on that
spring break trip with Nicole.

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- No! No, I can't.
- Mm-hmm.

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I have to study for the P.S.A.T.s.

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Luke! Phil, talk to your children.

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All right. Everybody listen up.

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Haley, you're not quitting.

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You're resigning.
It sounds better.

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- No. Unh-unh.
- Alex, you have all of spring break

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to lock yourself
in your room and study.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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And, Luke, coffee bot
is a non-starter.

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But I do like the idea

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of popcorn kernels
in the pancake batter...

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so they self-flip.

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Stop talking!

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Step away from the children.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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¿Quién es el hombre
más hermoso de esta casa?

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Ay, perdón, ¿quién es el otro
hombre más hermoso de esta casa?

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Manny?

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Huh? I am telling you
how handsome you are.

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Oh. Well, next time,
tell me in English

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so I don't miss it.

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You're forgetting all your Spanish.
You never practice.

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Perdóname, mami,
soy embarazada.

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You just told me
that you're pregnant.

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Congratulations.
You're glowing.

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Really? That's what you're wearing?

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Really? That's how you talk
to your meal ticket?

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Besides, those snobs
don't care what I wear,

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as long as I bring my checkbook.

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Today I have an interview
with the Dryden Academy.

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It's only the most prestigious
prep school around.

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Their school song has 36 verses,

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and I know all of 'em.

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Settle in.

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And the reason
you're not bringing him?

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He says that I make him nervous,

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that I care too much.

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That's why I'm not even allowed

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to bring him
to his haircuts anymore.

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I never went to private school.

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Hell, I never even finished college,

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and look at me.
That Danish I just ate cost 6 bucks.

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I didn't even blink.

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I've always felt out
of place in public school,

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like a lone petunia
in an onion patch.

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You felt out of place?

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Let me tell you something
about your prep school buddies.

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When I was younger, I had a job

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checking coats at a country club.

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These smug rich kids
used to waltz in there

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and throw their coats
at me like I was nothing.

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That was before
your high-tech fabrics.

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They weighed a ton.

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You see that scar?

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The one you got in the war?

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That's what I tell people.

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I caught the scalloped edge

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of a Burberry duffel coat toggle.

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Still not sure there
isn't a piece in there.

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Kids will always want to quit

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when things get hard if you let 'em.

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This is a girl who
was kicked out of college.

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The least she can do
is stick it out at a little--

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- Uh, Phil?
- Sorry.

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Look, all we can do is give Haley
the time to find out who she is.

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Or we could save that time,
and I could tell her who she is.

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Let me know how that works out.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, sorry, but my TV doesn't work,

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and you're all I've got.

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- I'm Norman.
- Good to meet you, Norman.

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What are you in for?

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- Triple bypass.
- Awesome.

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And it sounded like you were agreeing
with my parenting style,

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so, please, continue.

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Well, I've raised three kids,

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and the main thing I learned is you
have to let them be who they are.

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Thank you, Norman.

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Just because he's behind a curtain
doesn't make him a wizard.

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Dad, I made you this necklace.

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It's good for healing.

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There's no scientific evidence
to back that up, dad.

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- I married a doctor.
- I have three degrees.

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Girls, where's your little brother?

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He didn't get his arm stuck
in a vending machine again, did he?

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Are you getting this?

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- Yes.
- They sound just like our kids,

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- and they all got together
to visit their dad... - Mmm-hmm.

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Who apparently did
a pretty good job raising them.

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Please.
He sounds like an old hippie.

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A wise, insightful, old hippie.

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- Mm-hmm.
- A Jeff Bridges hippie.

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- Hey, dad.
- There he is!

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Look at that sharp suit.

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Oh, my God, Luke gets huge.

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You've seen this.

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I wore it to Angela's wedding.

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Oh, yeah.
It's just like the one I had made

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for my little Jonathan.

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Okay, Mrs. Dunphy.

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- Time for your prep.
- Okay.

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See what happens when
parents get out of the way?

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Weddings, babies, sharp suits.

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You might want to wheel her
by the burn unit.

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She just got scorched.

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Wait. You made a suit for Jonathan?

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He's a cat.

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He's a hairless stray.
He needs the suit for warmth.

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You know, that thing

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all of your husbands eventually
stop feeling for you.

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I did not come here to be insulted.

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I came here for dad.

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Dad, I need $500.

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How can you need money?
You have four divorce settlements.

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Yeah, sorry I'm not
some sad, lonely exorcist.

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Archivist. I'm an archivist.

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Ugh. This arguing.

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I might as well have
just stayed in court.

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Please be a lawyer.
Please be a lawyer.

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How'd it go?

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I got probation plus
time served. Suck it!

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Well, maybe now you'll stop

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siphoning electricity off the grid
with a meat hook.

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Hey, look at me for a second.

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When you die alone in your bed,
Jonathan's going to eat you.

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Yep.

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Lily! Time for girls' day!

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We've always tried
to make sure that

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Lily has a feminine
influence in her life.

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Because I'm sure
it is so difficult for her

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to be around so much
masculine energy all the time.

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Yeah, and recently, uh,

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she's been asking a lot of questions
about the female body.

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And...

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Uh, we are not exactly experts,

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so we d--just sit on 'em.

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We decided to call in the big guns.

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Hola.

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Hi, Gloria!

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Lily is so excited for girls' day.

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Yeah, but don't keep
her all afternoon.

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- You know how we miss her.
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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When am I going
to get real boobs?

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Okay, so we'll see you whenever.

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Um, uh, absolutely.
You know, just have a really great time.

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Vamos, mami, vamos.

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So we'll do a little shopping,

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we can have our pretty nails done...

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And our pretty hair.

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- Do you think that's fun?
- Yeah!

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And you know what the best part
of having a girls' day is?

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That you can ask me
anything you want.

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Did you know I'm gay?

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This is lucky.

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At 2:00, the school's
award-winning bell players

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will be performing a medley
of civil war drinking songs.

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What do they call that?
Unhappy hour?

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Hmm. Interesting.

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This was an all-boys academy
when it was established in 1901.

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Thank God they went away
from that tradition, huh?

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Yeah. I bet the place
is one giant orgy now.

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Jay, please.

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Hey, do you want to grab a coat?

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Grab your own coat, college boy.

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Uh, I meant for you.

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They want us all to wear
a school blazer for the tour,

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get the whole Dryden experience.

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Right. I-I'm sorry, buddy.

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Hello, parents, perspective norsemen.
Welcome.

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Our tour will begin this direction

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with a view of our renowned
equestrian center.

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It took me right back
to 40 years ago--

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candy-ass preppies
with too many privileges.

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You know what I hated
most about those guys?

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They all had these little noses.

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What is that?

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To your left, the world-class
Campbell observatory.

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Now, of course, if it's stars of
the Hollywood kind that you like,

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our award-winning
theater is just here,

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where this June

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Ms. Nicole Kidman
will be appearing in "Picnic."

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Okay, gun to my head,

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maybe I was a tiny bit jealous
of those guys back then,

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with their cars and
their fancy hair products--

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your brylcreems and your VO5s.

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We'll now take a short break,
where you're free to explore

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the treasures of
our rare book library.

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You know what was
a rare book in my school library?

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One that didn't have
genitals drawn all over it.

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Who am I kidding?

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I wanted what those kids had then,

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and 40 years later,
I still wanted it.

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Manny, write down what
they said about the library.

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They're liable to ask you
about that in the interview.

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And get the lead out.
We don't want to miss the bell players.

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Excuse me!

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But she's so young.

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Do you really think
that she already--

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I knew when I was 5.

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- Everybody knew when you were 5.
- Not true.

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Not everyone knew until I threw myself
my second 5th birthday party.

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Come on, Lily is not gay.
It's probably just a phase.

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Oh, my God. Did I just say that?

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00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,899
Do not tell anyone I just said that.

251
00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:10,265
I got my sweater. Can I go now?

252
00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,090
Here. Yeah, sweetie.
Have a seat.

253
00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:13,842
Oh. Imagine if this was a hay bale,

254
00:09:13,843 --> 00:09:14,897
and she was wearing
a prairie skirt.

255
00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:15,938
It would be a total flashback.

256
00:09:15,939 --> 00:09:16,994
Stay with us.

257
00:09:16,995 --> 00:09:19,931
Um, so Gloria was telling us
about something that you said.

258
00:09:19,932 --> 00:09:21,621
- Mm-hmm.
- Something about you being gay?

259
00:09:21,622 --> 00:09:22,618
What about it?

260
00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:24,246
Okay, very aggressive.
Just saying.

261
00:09:24,247 --> 00:09:26,122
Um, w-we're--we're just
wondering, you know,

262
00:09:26,123 --> 00:09:27,322
why did you say that?

263
00:09:27,323 --> 00:09:28,682
Because I'm gay.

264
00:09:28,683 --> 00:09:30,722
But why do you think
you're gay, sweetie?

265
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,823
We're learning about it in school.

266
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:33,737
Oh.

267
00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:36,862
My friend Aldo's parents
are Italian, so he's Italian.

268
00:09:36,863 --> 00:09:39,783
And you and daddy are gay,
so I'm gay.

269
00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,972
First of all, adorable.

270
00:09:43,973 --> 00:09:44,751
But that's not how it works.

271
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,779
When Aldo's talking about
him being Italian,

272
00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,437
he's talking about his heritage.

273
00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:52,293
Yeah, and that's a totally
different thing than being gay.

274
00:09:52,294 --> 00:09:53,995
See, heritage is, uh...

275
00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:55,407
Well, it's something
that you're born with,

276
00:09:55,408 --> 00:09:56,839
and--oh, my God.
What's wrong with me?

277
00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,190
And with respect to your heritage,
you're not gay.

278
00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:01,761
You're Vietnamese.

279
00:10:01,762 --> 00:10:03,099
What's that?

280
00:10:03,784 --> 00:10:06,071
Well, Vietnam
is a beautiful country,

281
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,523
and it's near China.

282
00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,902
Uh, it--it's known for, uh...

283
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,711
Its--its farms, with all of the, uh...

284
00:10:14,472 --> 00:10:15,741
- Uh, water buffalos.
- Water buffalo.

285
00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:19,512
And... bikes.
Lily, there are bikes everywhere.

286
00:10:19,513 --> 00:10:21,487
- Oh! There are so many bikes.
- So many bikes.

287
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,258
- People are biking around.  And, uh...
- Mm-hmm.

288
00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:24,724
And then--and they're wearing hats.

289
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,867
- Hats.
- They have these beautiful sun hats.

290
00:10:25,868 --> 00:10:27,412
That swoop. Yeah. Yeah.

291
00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:28,349
Can I go and play now?

292
00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:30,623
- Please. Go. Yes.
- Yes, gosh. Would ya?

293
00:10:30,974 --> 00:10:32,175
Love for you to.

294
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,544
Is that all you know
about her culture?

295
00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:36,479
No. I mean, w-we're-- we're saving

296
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,642
some of the things until she
gets older to tell her about.

297
00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:40,309
I-I wanna say the windmills
and the tulips?

298
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:40,853
Don't.

299
00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:43,175
No wonder she has
so many questions.

300
00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:44,680
She doesn't know who she is.

301
00:10:44,681 --> 00:10:46,337
Well, I guess we
kind of dropped the ball.

302
00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:48,300
Yeah. You know what?
Forget the pretty nails.

303
00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:50,410
We are all going
to a Vietnamese restaurant,

304
00:10:50,411 --> 00:10:53,562
and we are gonna give her
a taste of her culture.

305
00:10:53,847 --> 00:10:55,911
Which one is the best
restaurant around here?

306
00:10:57,837 --> 00:10:59,536
- I wanna say Saigon.
- There's little, um...

307
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,120
You know nothing.

308
00:11:02,284 --> 00:11:03,668
I'll look in the Jelp.

309
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,381
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

310
00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,232
Hey, we should go.
Mom's gonna be here soon.

311
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,802
Why don't you stay and say hello?

312
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,109
She'd love to see you.

313
00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:12,951
Why? So she can tell me
how to live my life?

314
00:11:12,952 --> 00:11:15,030
Yeah, I've got my
probation officer for that.

315
00:11:15,031 --> 00:11:17,804
We'll see her on her birthday.
When's the next important one?

316
00:11:20,104 --> 00:11:22,067
I know it's none
of my business, but...

317
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,972
is it possible that your mom
doesn't want you

318
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:26,147
to make certain mistakes
'cause she cares?

319
00:11:26,148 --> 00:11:28,019
Oh, my God.
You sound just like her.

320
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,917
Let's roll.

321
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:34,482
Haley, you are not
quitting your job.

322
00:11:34,492 --> 00:11:36,254
Where is this coming from?

323
00:11:36,255 --> 00:11:37,967
It's coming from the future--
your future--

324
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:38,848
and it ain't pretty.

325
00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:41,376
I don't understand.
In the future, I'm not pretty?

326
00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:43,272
No, you'll hold up okay.
But this path you're on,

327
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:44,394
flitting from one thing
to the next,

328
00:11:44,395 --> 00:11:47,055
it ends in a pile of ex-husbands
and nicotine fingers.

329
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,565
- Can I talk now, dad?
- No!

330
00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:50,417
Hello?

331
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,298
Alex? You don't have to go
on that trip with Nicole.

332
00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:55,321
You can study
as much as you want.

333
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:56,833
Just know that I love you.

334
00:11:56,995 --> 00:11:57,907
Okay.

335
00:11:57,908 --> 00:11:59,892
Listen to me, Haley.
You are dangerously close

336
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,471
to getting on a path
you can't get off of.

337
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:02,739
Dad, stop yelling.

338
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,267
Mom, stop crying.
I know I'm not a big nerd.

339
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,334
Here, mom wants to talk to you.

340
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,674
Dad wants to talk to you.

341
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:09,822
- Hello?
- Hello?

342
00:12:09,823 --> 00:12:11,405
Alex, book down,

343
00:12:11,406 --> 00:12:12,913
run a brush through your hair.

344
00:12:12,914 --> 00:12:14,413
You're going on that trip
with your friend.

345
00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:15,132
What?

346
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,949
Haley, I love you.

347
00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:18,259
If you don't want
to work in that store,

348
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,925
I'll help you find something
you like better.

349
00:12:19,926 --> 00:12:21,726
Is this reverse psychiatry?

350
00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:24,263
No, honey.
Actually, nothing is.

351
00:12:24,552 --> 00:12:26,256
I just want you to be happy.

352
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,076
Mom, you're freaking me out.

353
00:12:28,111 --> 00:12:29,664
Why is everyone screaming?

354
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,801
- Here!
- Here!

355
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:32,728
This is Luke.

356
00:12:32,874 --> 00:12:34,587
Why are mom and dad
acting so crazy?

357
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,028
I don't know, but it's creepy.

358
00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:37,174
Something's going on.

359
00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:39,020
Do you think it has to do
with mom's heart thing?

360
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:40,626
Like it's more serious
than they're saying?

361
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,205
- We have to go to the hospital.
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

362
00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:45,064
Okay, everybody, calm down.

363
00:12:45,904 --> 00:12:47,040
Here's what we know.

364
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:50,340
Mom had to go to the hospital
for a simple procedure.

365
00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:53,229
Then mom and dad
start calling us, acting weird.

366
00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:54,918
Open your eyes, people.

367
00:12:55,203 --> 00:12:56,620
They've been kidnapped.

368
00:13:00,526 --> 00:13:03,308
Well, now that the tour's over,
we can probably take these off.

369
00:13:03,764 --> 00:13:05,004
I don't see the rush.

370
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,715
And you gotta be mentally
sharp for your interview.

371
00:13:07,716 --> 00:13:08,681
How you feeling?

372
00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:09,651
Pretty good.

373
00:13:09,906 --> 00:13:11,337
You know, parents
are allowed to sit in,

374
00:13:11,338 --> 00:13:12,409
but if you don't feel like it...

375
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,242
Are you kidding me?
I wouldn't miss it.

376
00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:16,037
This is where it all starts.

377
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,293
Sure seems like you've
come around on this place, Jay.

378
00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:20,799
How could I not?
This place is unbelievable.

379
00:13:21,339 --> 00:13:23,013
I'm already picturing
those jerks at the club

380
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:25,558
seeing my son walk in
wearing a Dryden jacket.

381
00:13:26,247 --> 00:13:27,407
Manny Delgado?

382
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,223
I-I guess what I'm trying to say is,

383
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,123
I like books for reading them.

384
00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:35,392
You care to elaborate?

385
00:13:35,393 --> 00:13:36,417
Indeed.

386
00:13:41,017 --> 00:13:43,324
Did you ever see one
of those slow-motion movies

387
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:45,502
where they destroy an old casino,

388
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,334
and it just implodes?

389
00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:49,957
That.

390
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,918
So who are your favorite authors?

391
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,252
That's a long list.

392
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:55,109
I'd probably have to start with...

393
00:13:56,824 --> 00:13:58,642
Go ahead. Hard as you can.

394
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:13,061
- Mmm! So good.
- Mmm! Mmm!

395
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:16,379
- I want a cheeseburger.
- But this is a special soup called pho.

396
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,916
You told me not to say that word.

397
00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:22,822
It is delicious.
This is the food of your people.

398
00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:23,946
Can I get you anything else?

399
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,719
Actually, um, we're just trying
to teach our daughter

400
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,279
about your country.

401
00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:29,563
And as I'm saying that,
I'm hoping you're from Vietnam.

402
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,837
I was born there.

403
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,100
Uh, so was Lily.

404
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:33,790
Oh. It's a beautiful country.

405
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:34,961
Um, my family still lives there.

406
00:14:34,962 --> 00:14:36,476
I hate Vietnam!

407
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:38,163
Lily, honey, we don't hate.

408
00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:40,794
I hate Vietnam.

409
00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:43,685
Okay, um, we need just a second.

410
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,296
Lily, that was rude.

411
00:14:45,297 --> 00:14:46,571
I wanna go home.

412
00:14:46,572 --> 00:14:49,238
No. It's important
that you celebrate

413
00:14:49,239 --> 00:14:51,095
the culture of your ancestors.

414
00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:52,927
You are Vietnamese.

415
00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:55,434
No, I'm not.
I'm gay! I'm gay!

416
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,671
Honey, no, you're not gay.
You are just confused.

417
00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:00,961
Oh, my God. What is wrong
with me? It's like I...

418
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,206
Oh, please. We have
tons of lesbian friends.

419
00:15:03,288 --> 00:15:05,226
Odd that you would reference
our friends and not us.

420
00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:05,904
- I know. I know.
- Also gay.

421
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,612
- We should just go.
- No, nobody's going anywhere

422
00:15:07,613 --> 00:15:09,186
until she finishes the whole soup!

423
00:15:09,187 --> 00:15:10,262
No, Gloria, it's fine.

424
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:11,459
- We don't wanna push her.
- No, no, no, it's not fine.

425
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,262
That's the problem
with this country.

426
00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:14,935
Nobody cares where
they come from.

427
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:17,644
They just want cheeseburgers
and prep school,

428
00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:20,245
and they have forgotten
about Colombia!

429
00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:22,653
Okay, I can't help but feel

430
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:24,369
that maybe you're bringing something to the table

431
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:27,378
that's possibly,
uh, not at all about Lily.

432
00:15:27,604 --> 00:15:29,075
I think you're right.

433
00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:33,776
It's just that I feel like
I'm losing my children to America.

434
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:35,588
They're just going to grow up

435
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,991
and become boring
old white people.

436
00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:41,197
Uh, most of our friends
are white, actually.

437
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,405
Uh... okay, can everybody
just calm down

438
00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:45,052
and go back to
their own conversations?

439
00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:46,244
Just... thank you.

440
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:49,071
Hey. Hey, what's going on with you?

441
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:52,524
Manny has forgotten
most of his Spanish,

442
00:15:52,525 --> 00:15:55,061
and Joe--I'm sure he's not
even going to learn it.

443
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,786
I know this is silly,
but I just don't like

444
00:15:57,787 --> 00:16:01,092
feeling like I'm so different
from the rest of my family.

445
00:16:01,149 --> 00:16:02,262
Oh, honey.

446
00:16:02,263 --> 00:16:04,289
- It feels so lonely, yes.
- Oh, wait just a second.

447
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,294
Lily, is that why
you want to be gay,

448
00:16:06,295 --> 00:16:07,839
to be more like your daddies?

449
00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:10,647
Oh, honey.
No, the three of us are a family

450
00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:12,174
even though we come
from different places.

451
00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:14,198
You know,
you were born in Vietnam,

452
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:15,537
and I grew up in a city,

453
00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:16,762
and even though
he never talks about it,

454
00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:18,164
your daddy grew up on a farm.

455
00:16:18,165 --> 00:16:18,953
Yeah.

456
00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:21,994
The point is, is that we're a family
because we love each other.

457
00:16:22,091 --> 00:16:24,468
- Okay.
- And you know what?

458
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:26,367
You just caused
a scene in a restaurant...

459
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:29,128
And you can't get any more
like your daddies than that.

460
00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:33,071
Maybe I'll just take Manny and Joe
to Colombia this summer.

461
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:34,525
I think that's a great idea.

462
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,883
I really think that keeping
in touch with your heritage

463
00:16:36,884 --> 00:16:38,635
only enriches our culture.

464
00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:41,482
Absolutely. I think
we would all be better off

465
00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:44,099
if people would go back
to where they came from.

466
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,278
I...

467
00:16:48,372 --> 00:16:49,972
- I'll pull the car around.
- Yes.

468
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,307
All I can think about are
the good times I had with mom.

469
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,869
Who's gonna walk me
down the aisle?

470
00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:58,647
Stop spinning out.

471
00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:01,000
There's no point in imagining
some horrible future.

472
00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:11,338
Hey.

473
00:17:13,254 --> 00:17:14,588
- Hey, buddy.
- Hi.

474
00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:15,686
- You made it.
- Mm-hmm.

475
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:17,140
You're in heaven.

476
00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:18,661
- That's not funny.
- Okay.

477
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:19,458
Knock, knock.

478
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,291
Don't bother.
She's not in the mood for jokes.

479
00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:22,468
Your results are great.

480
00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:24,422
Minimal plaque.
Your heart is strong.

481
00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:26,585
Oh. Thank you.
That's such good news.

482
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,202
Well, keep taking your medication,

483
00:17:28,203 --> 00:17:29,925
- you'll outlive all of us.
- Thanks.

484
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:31,448
Honey, you nailed it.

485
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,823
You weren't worried, were you?

486
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,196
No.

487
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:36,466
Mm. Me, neither.

488
00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:38,517
I wasn't done with that.

489
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:39,638
Me, neither.

490
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,715
God, do you soak
your hair in cigarettes?

491
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,277
Do you wash your clothes in tears?

492
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:49,680
I have to get home.
My roommate needs these shoes.

493
00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:51,688
Weirdos.

494
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,220
Luke, don't be so mean.
I can't take it today.

495
00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:55,567
I may be your sort of mom now...

496
00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,292
And I'm practically
a child myself.

497
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,176
Okay, let's calm down.

498
00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:00,609
Mom could be fine.

499
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:02,712
Oh, come on. They wouldn't be
freaking out if they were fine.

500
00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:04,802
Right, 'cause mom and dad
never freak out over nothing.

501
00:18:04,954 --> 00:18:07,177
They don't. They're perfect.

502
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:09,783
Remember the time
when dad was switching jobs,

503
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,168
and mom threw away
all of our junk food?

504
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:12,280
That was completely different.

505
00:18:12,281 --> 00:18:13,633
No, no, actually, it's not.

506
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,968
They don't know
how to deal with their stuff,

507
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,481
so they obsess over us.

508
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,552
Maybe that's all this is, right?

509
00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:21,512
I can't believe how relieved I am.

510
00:18:21,513 --> 00:18:23,749
Me, too.
I'm just texting the kids.

511
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,699
It's like at a certain age,
"it's probably nothing"

512
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,543
becomes "it's probably nothing."

513
00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,995
Like they add italics at 40.

514
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,662
- Well, the good news is...
- Mmm.

515
00:18:32,994 --> 00:18:36,722
These situations just bring us
closer and closer together.

516
00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:40,584
By the way, you did a great job
of keeping your cool.

517
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:42,575
Well, I didn't want
to scare the kids.

518
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,358
You did a pretty good job yourself.

519
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,335
Thanks.

520
00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:46,765
I have a secret.

521
00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:47,833
What's that?

522
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,785
We're pretty good
at this parenting thing.

523
00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:51,569
I think we are.

524
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:52,689
Kiss me.

525
00:18:53,537 --> 00:18:54,657
I'm gonna try.

526
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:57,442
"Mom OK"?!

527
00:18:57,443 --> 00:18:59,276
You guys are the worst parents ever.

528
00:18:59,277 --> 00:19:00,852
It's the same every time!

529
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:02,474
One of you guys goes
through something stressful,

530
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,442
and instead of dealing with it,
you freak out on us.

531
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,344
"Quit your job,"
"don't quit your job"?

532
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,942
"Read more,"
"read less"?

533
00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:09,247
Be better at being adults!

534
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,778
Come on, Luke. Let's go!

535
00:19:10,779 --> 00:19:13,283
You're not my mom
anymore, but okay!

536
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,355
Save the judgey looks
for another 15 years.

537
00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:24,936
What the hell happened in there?

538
00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:27,465
I don't know.
I've never choked like that before.

539
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,975
You think it's a definite no?

540
00:19:28,976 --> 00:19:30,474
Well, you pointed
to a picture of the dean's son

541
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:31,940
and asked when she's due.

542
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:32,846
Right.

543
00:19:33,469 --> 00:19:34,626
Sorry I let you down, Jay.

544
00:19:34,627 --> 00:19:35,539
Me?

545
00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:37,473
I saw how much it meant to you.

546
00:19:37,474 --> 00:19:39,078
It's like I was
on the football field.

547
00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:42,357
You were up in the stands,
all proud of me, rooting me on.

548
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:45,272
I'm not used to that.
I just whiffed.

549
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:47,408
That's not even the right sport.

550
00:19:47,444 --> 00:19:48,682
Why am I trying to blame you?

551
00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,691
Probably 'cause you should be.
Sit down.

552
00:19:52,054 --> 00:19:54,406
I think I put some
stuff on you that...

553
00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:58,075
Is about some guys 40 years ago

554
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,897
with tiny noses and perfect hair.

555
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:02,501
You're losing me.

556
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,703
There's only thing
I want you to understand.

557
00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:08,675
If today was the first time

558
00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:10,328
you've felt that
I was proud of you,

559
00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:12,217
then I should be apologizing,

560
00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,209
'cause I'm proud
of you every day.

561
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,096
Thanks, Jay.

562
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:18,983
Let's go.

563
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:20,592
Did I really bet him

564
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:21,943
I could fit his whole
cell phone in my mouth?

565
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:24,015
Forget about that guy.
You're never gonna see him again.

566
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:25,527
I'm not sure about that.

567
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:27,944
Wait here.

568
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:36,855
- Kernels in?
- Check.

569
00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:38,431
- On the right side only?
- Check.

570
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:40,835
You know this is the last
of our batter, right?

571
00:20:40,836 --> 00:20:42,331
Our backs are against the wall.

572
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,008
Last chance at mastering
the self-flipping pancake.

573
00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:46,509
You mean "popcake."

574
00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:47,636
I was thinking "flipjack."

575
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,622
Oh, of course!

576
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,640
It's okay.

577
00:20:50,356 --> 00:20:51,229
Okay.

578
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:52,760
This is the one. I feel it.

579
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:55,108
If this works,
centuries from now,

580
00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,533
someone's gonna dig
one of these things up

581
00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:58,174
and wonder what the heck it is.

582
00:20:59,812 --> 00:21:01,882
5... 4...

583
00:21:02,076 --> 00:21:03,940
3... 2...

584
00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,095
Flip!

585
00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:07,582
Flip, damn you!

586
00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:10,716
- It's over.
- No, it's not!
- It's over!

587
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:13,115
It's all right.

588
00:21:13,511 --> 00:21:15,219
We left it all out there
on the griddle.

589
00:21:16,199 --> 00:21:17,608
We live to fight another day.

590
00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:19,426
Yeah. I guess.

591
00:21:19,427 --> 00:21:21,777
I can't believe
we wasted all that batter.

592
00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,139
Ah, I guess you can't make an omelet

593
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,004
without breaking a few eggs.
Am I right?

594
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:27,566
Or can we?

595
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,103
To the grocery store!

596
00:21:29,303 --> 00:21:42,003
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