1 00:00:02,781 --> 00:00:03,981 Look, I know you're tired, 2 00:00:03,981 --> 00:00:05,681 but just think how good you're gonna feel tomorrow 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,081 when you wake up and we have new shelf paper! 4 00:00:07,568 --> 00:00:08,968 I wish I didn't get what you are talking about, 5 00:00:09,007 --> 00:00:11,126 but I do. I just do. 6 00:00:11,127 --> 00:00:13,314 Hey, who could be calling at this hour? 7 00:00:13,315 --> 00:00:14,672 - Oh. It's Sal. - Mnh-mnh. 8 00:00:14,673 --> 00:00:16,533 No. Not answering that. 9 00:00:16,534 --> 00:00:19,985 Whatever earth-shattering drama she's going through can wait. 10 00:00:20,443 --> 00:00:22,436 Until she gets here. 11 00:00:22,688 --> 00:00:24,161 Oh, God. I hope we have vodka. 12 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:25,821 We don't, Mitchell. 13 00:00:25,975 --> 00:00:29,147 Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, 14 00:00:29,148 --> 00:00:31,972 but over the years, we've kind of gone in different directions. 15 00:00:31,973 --> 00:00:33,639 We chose forward. 16 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,574 Why won't this open? 17 00:00:35,575 --> 00:00:37,797 Uh, something's wrong with that door. 18 00:00:37,798 --> 00:00:39,942 Okay, whatever. I have the most amazing news, 19 00:00:39,943 --> 00:00:40,633 and I'm super excited, 20 00:00:40,634 --> 00:00:42,356 but I won't be if you don't want me to be. 21 00:00:42,357 --> 00:00:43,326 Ready? 22 00:00:43,327 --> 00:00:44,213 I'm getting married! 23 00:00:44,214 --> 00:00:45,922 - Oh, my gosh! Congratulations! - Oh, wow! 24 00:00:45,923 --> 00:00:47,907 - I know! - Who's the guy? 25 00:00:47,908 --> 00:00:49,535 Oh, the love of my life. 26 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:51,502 Oh, so you finally bagged your boss? 27 00:00:51,503 --> 00:00:54,039 Oh! Yes, but it's not him. And I don't work there anymore. 28 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,389 - His name is Tony. - Okay. 29 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:56,618 - I met him three months ago. - Mm-hmm. 30 00:00:56,619 --> 00:00:57,766 He's the greatest guy ever. 31 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,784 And seriously, are you guys okay with this? 32 00:00:59,785 --> 00:01:01,152 Of course. Why wouldn't we be? 33 00:01:01,153 --> 00:01:02,941 Well, you know, because I can get married, 34 00:01:02,942 --> 00:01:04,647 and you guys... ugh! Cant. 35 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,620 So? That doesn't mean you shouldn't. 36 00:01:06,621 --> 00:01:08,261 Really? Because I will not go through with it 37 00:01:08,262 --> 00:01:09,658 if you don't want me to. Seriously. 38 00:01:09,659 --> 00:01:11,902 Not necessary. I mean, what kind of people would we be 39 00:01:11,903 --> 00:01:13,980 if we denied you or anyone the right to marry? 40 00:01:13,981 --> 00:01:15,401 ♪politics. 41 00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:16,915 This makes me so happy 42 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,280 because I want you two to be my best men. 43 00:01:19,281 --> 00:01:22,351 - Yes! Yes! Of course! - Of course! Shh. 44 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:25,309 Okay. The wedding is gonna be super cute, 45 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:27,265 just us, a little dinner after. 46 00:01:27,266 --> 00:01:28,483 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, and it's next Friday. 47 00:01:28,484 --> 00:01:29,976 - Oh. - What, it's next Friday? 48 00:01:29,977 --> 00:01:32,129 - Yeah. - How will we have time to do best man stuff? 49 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:33,783 You know, like help you pick out your dress, 50 00:01:33,784 --> 00:01:35,694 get your flowers, get our hair blown out? 51 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:37,140 He's never been a best man before. 52 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:38,628 Oh, my God, we're getting married! 53 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:40,429 We're getting married! Let's have a drink. 54 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:43,929 - Yeah, we're out of vodka. - I will see you on Friday. 55 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,940 Sync by YYeTs, corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 56 00:01:57,241 --> 00:02:00,979 And initial here and here and here. 57 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,887 Ay, my arm is starting to hurt. 58 00:02:02,888 --> 00:02:04,994 Just a couple more. What's going on? 59 00:02:04,995 --> 00:02:06,245 Nothing. I have to get this package, 60 00:02:06,246 --> 00:02:08,216 but there's so much signing. 61 00:02:08,217 --> 00:02:10,242 Get out of here, you perv. 62 00:02:11,069 --> 00:02:12,649 What's the matter with you? 63 00:02:13,794 --> 00:02:15,499 You don't do that in front of strangers. 64 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,789 At least throw a blanket over. 65 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,333 - I am not ashamed. - Obviously. 66 00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:19,141 They're out all the time-- 67 00:02:19,142 --> 00:02:20,422 in front of Manny, at the club, 68 00:02:20,423 --> 00:02:21,701 at Claire's dinner the other day. 69 00:02:21,702 --> 00:02:22,837 Phil almost ate a candle. 70 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:27,016 Fine. Next time, I will feed your baby inside a dark closet. 71 00:02:27,017 --> 00:02:28,672 I'm just saying pick your moments, huh? 72 00:02:28,673 --> 00:02:31,431 Like let Daliya open the door. That's why we hired her. 73 00:02:31,432 --> 00:02:32,130 Daliya? 74 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:34,318 My mother raised six children 75 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,374 while working at a construction job. 76 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:39,107 She would be so ashamed if I had a nanny. 77 00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:40,486 I don't see a lot of shame from your mom 78 00:02:40,487 --> 00:02:42,642 when she's cashing my checks every month. 79 00:02:42,643 --> 00:02:45,039 - Hey, Daliya, we gotta go see Manny's teacher. - Mm-hmm. 80 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,688 Would you try to coax a burp out of this one? 81 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:49,049 Come here, little guy. 82 00:02:50,634 --> 00:02:52,000 Can you hold him a little higher? 83 00:02:52,001 --> 00:02:53,951 I will. I'm just letting him get settled in. 84 00:02:53,952 --> 00:02:56,717 Okay, we're going. Bye-bye, Joe. 85 00:02:56,723 --> 00:02:58,728 He likes to bounce a little. 86 00:02:58,729 --> 00:03:00,595 Can you cup your hand 87 00:03:00,596 --> 00:03:02,606 - so that he doesn't feel like you're slapping? - Okay. 88 00:03:02,607 --> 00:03:04,479 She knows it. Stop micromanaging. 89 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,421 Ow. Cup your hand. 90 00:03:09,048 --> 00:03:10,531 - Hello. - Hey. 91 00:03:10,532 --> 00:03:12,538 Hey, can one of you guys drive me to my cello thing tonight? 92 00:03:12,539 --> 00:03:13,609 Honey, I wish we'd known. 93 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,461 - Yeah. We got a dinner thing with the Flendersons. - Mm. 94 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:17,650 Okay, you don't have to stay, 95 00:03:17,651 --> 00:03:19,732 and those aren't even real people. 96 00:03:19,771 --> 00:03:20,983 Sorry. I panicked. 97 00:03:20,984 --> 00:03:23,493 I got stuck between the Flemings and the Hendersons. 98 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:25,989 Oh, my God. Are those new boots? 99 00:03:26,443 --> 00:03:27,120 Yes. 100 00:03:27,121 --> 00:03:29,169 I love them. They're so cute! 101 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:29,946 They are? 102 00:03:29,947 --> 00:03:31,153 Oh, I forgot to tell you-- 103 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:33,744 Danielle Gunston-- first one in my class to get pregnant. 104 00:03:33,745 --> 00:03:35,713 You totally called it. 105 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:37,636 Did you hear that? 106 00:03:37,637 --> 00:03:39,111 My money was on Denise Modick. 107 00:03:39,112 --> 00:03:41,560 No. First she complimented my fashion sense, 108 00:03:41,561 --> 00:03:44,120 then she told me I did something right. 109 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:45,339 Phil, I think it's happening. 110 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:49,174 Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon. 111 00:03:49,175 --> 00:03:52,010 You spend the early years in constant contact, 112 00:03:52,011 --> 00:03:54,876 and then one day, around the teenage years, 113 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:58,108 they go around the dark side and they're gone. 114 00:03:58,109 --> 00:04:01,256 All you can do is wait for that faint signal 115 00:04:01,257 --> 00:04:03,864 that says they're coming back. 116 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:07,601 I think Haley is sending me that signal. 117 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:10,924 And? 118 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,553 - And Phil gave me that analogy. - Yeah. 119 00:04:15,008 --> 00:04:16,409 You know what? 120 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:19,764 I think I'm gonna ask her out to dinner tonight. 121 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:21,223 Do you think she'll say yes? 122 00:04:21,224 --> 00:04:23,969 If you want, I can pass her a note in study hall. 123 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,000 Hey! 124 00:04:26,093 --> 00:04:27,175 What did I do? 125 00:04:27,176 --> 00:04:28,832 Oh, my God. Nothing. 126 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,775 I just wanted to know, if you weren't busy, 127 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:32,976 you know, if you wanted to have dinner with me tonight? 128 00:04:32,977 --> 00:04:35,508 Dinner? Just you and me? 129 00:04:35,594 --> 00:04:37,273 I mean, you don't have to. It's cool. Don't worry. 130 00:04:37,274 --> 00:04:38,746 No, sounds fun. Let's do it. 131 00:04:38,747 --> 00:04:41,846 Okay. Let's meet by the front door, then. 132 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:42,993 You know, 7:00? 133 00:04:42,994 --> 00:04:44,637 - Okay. - Yeah. 134 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:48,938 I totally think she likes you! 135 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:50,310 I think so, too. 136 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:53,070 First of all, I just want to say what a pleasure it is 137 00:04:53,071 --> 00:04:54,878 to have Manny in art class. 138 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:57,274 - He's talented-- - Can we just skip to what he did wrong? 139 00:04:57,275 --> 00:04:58,934 Who said that he did something wrong? 140 00:04:58,935 --> 00:04:59,437 Hit it. 141 00:04:59,438 --> 00:05:00,590 We do have an issue. 142 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,970 - Told you. - Manny seems to have quite a fascination 143 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:04,583 with the female nude. 144 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:06,726 So? He's a romantic. 145 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:10,574 Well, this is all his art work over the last few weeks. 146 00:05:10,575 --> 00:05:11,852 Holy moly. 147 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:12,594 There were even more, 148 00:05:12,595 --> 00:05:14,210 but I think the janitor took some home. 149 00:05:14,211 --> 00:05:15,639 - Look at this. - Mm. 150 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,111 And this. 151 00:05:17,304 --> 00:05:19,002 And these. 152 00:05:20,315 --> 00:05:23,272 Look, I'm an artist. I'm free. 153 00:05:23,273 --> 00:05:25,576 I used to have an earring up here. 154 00:05:25,577 --> 00:05:28,389 But some of the other parents have complained. 155 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:29,312 Well, the moms. 156 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:30,917 He must have learned that at school. 157 00:05:30,918 --> 00:05:32,759 Because we have filters in the computer, 158 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,221 and I have thrown out all of Jay magazines. 159 00:05:35,222 --> 00:05:36,485 Don't know what she's talking about. 160 00:05:36,486 --> 00:05:39,755 There is no way that Manny has seen this sort of thing 161 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,589 at our home. 162 00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:45,118 We'll take it from here. 163 00:05:49,414 --> 00:05:50,173 Hey, buddy. 164 00:05:50,174 --> 00:05:51,355 It's just you and me tonight. 165 00:05:51,356 --> 00:05:52,573 Sounds good. I'll be right down. 166 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:53,786 All right. 167 00:05:55,436 --> 00:05:56,764 I knew it! What are you hiding? 168 00:05:56,765 --> 00:05:58,138 - Porn. - Don't lie to me! 169 00:05:58,139 --> 00:06:00,129 Fine. I'm trying to send a message 170 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:03,357 to a girl on Facebook, but she's so out of my league. 171 00:06:03,358 --> 00:06:04,149 Look at her. 172 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:05,811 Oh, yeah. She's cute. 173 00:06:05,812 --> 00:06:06,775 I've been sitting here forever 174 00:06:06,776 --> 00:06:09,032 - and I can't think of anything to say. - Well, you are in luck. 175 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:11,215 If anyone knows the art of wooing the fairer sex, 176 00:06:11,216 --> 00:06:12,758 it's this guy. 177 00:06:12,953 --> 00:06:13,750 "Hey." 178 00:06:13,751 --> 00:06:15,193 - Wait! - Send. 179 00:06:15,194 --> 00:06:16,356 Why did you type that? 180 00:06:16,357 --> 00:06:18,630 Now she knows I'm thinking about her. 181 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:19,830 Smiley face. 182 00:06:19,831 --> 00:06:21,021 Oh, my God. Stop now. 183 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:22,487 We can only screw it up from here. 184 00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:24,139 Please. You're in the hands of the master. 185 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:26,303 I think I know how to pick up a 14-year-old girl... 186 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:27,654 For you. 187 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:33,763 "What's the haps tonight?" 188 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:34,508 Boop. 189 00:06:34,509 --> 00:06:38,106 "What's the haps tonight"? Nobody says that. 190 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:41,289 "Going to the mall. Wanna meet?" 191 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:47,947 "Dinner at Rosa Grill in an hour?" 192 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:50,091 Question mark. Boom! 193 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:51,296 Kids don't eat dinner. 194 00:06:51,297 --> 00:06:52,125 What do you mean, you don't eat dinner? 195 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:52,713 What do you do? 196 00:06:52,714 --> 00:06:55,248 I don't know. You just walk around and jump off stuff. 197 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,920 You can't invite a girl to jump off stuff. 198 00:06:56,921 --> 00:06:59,059 Well, it's way better than-- 199 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,478 "See ya then. X.O." 200 00:07:01,479 --> 00:07:02,994 You're in, buddy. 201 00:07:02,995 --> 00:07:04,664 I gotta get ready. 202 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,296 All right, let's go before this wears off. 203 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,301 I think we have a few days. 204 00:07:16,918 --> 00:07:19,222 Well, thank you, dimples. 205 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:21,651 Oh, you better get that out of your system, 206 00:07:21,652 --> 00:07:22,882 'cause in two hours, you're gonna be... 207 00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:25,709 Mrs. Anthony Lombardo. 208 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:27,924 So does this Italian of yours cook? 209 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,931 In every room of the house, 210 00:07:29,932 --> 00:07:33,302 if you know what I mean! Ooh! 211 00:07:34,226 --> 00:07:36,050 - We have a lot of sex. - Yeah. Got it. 212 00:07:36,051 --> 00:07:38,194 Okay, now let's have a proper toast. All right. 213 00:07:38,195 --> 00:07:40,286 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - To wild Sal. 214 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:42,723 You gave it a good run, 215 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:44,454 but like every legendary gunslinger, 216 00:07:44,455 --> 00:07:47,226 there comes a time when you need to holster your weapons 217 00:07:47,227 --> 00:07:48,826 and ride off into the sunset. 218 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:51,079 But you took on every man who came to town. 219 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,175 - I really did! - You sure did. 220 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:56,480 Also, you know, I'm just getting married. 221 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:57,594 I'm not dying. 222 00:07:57,595 --> 00:07:59,769 No, no. We're just happy you're happy. 223 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,136 And we're excited that we're gonna get to see 224 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:02,174 so much more of you now. 225 00:08:02,175 --> 00:08:04,469 - Yes. We'll be couple friends. - Mm-hmm. 226 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,545 - We'll go to movies... - Take classes... 227 00:08:06,546 --> 00:08:08,327 Oh, our game nights on Saturday... 228 00:08:08,328 --> 00:08:11,042 - Huge. Mm-hmm. - They're epic, yeah. Do you play Cranium? 229 00:08:11,043 --> 00:08:13,326 Well, if I'm playing board games on a Saturday night, 230 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:16,268 you can shoot me in my cranium. But I love you! 231 00:08:16,784 --> 00:08:18,700 I need to take a whiz. 232 00:08:20,988 --> 00:08:22,481 I'm so happy for her. 233 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:23,566 I think we might have freaked her out, though. 234 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,596 Oh, no, Mitchell. Come on. You're a smart man, 235 00:08:25,597 --> 00:08:27,741 but you are awful at reading people. 236 00:08:27,742 --> 00:08:29,188 Sal's been different this week. 237 00:08:29,189 --> 00:08:31,778 That is a woman in love. 238 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:37,068 Looks like a woman in love. Wow. 239 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:47,034 Look, nobody's as happy as I am about you loving the ladies. 240 00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:49,058 All I'm saying is, you gotta pull back a little. 241 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:50,389 - Okay. - Ay, Manny, 242 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,953 this is all my fault. 243 00:08:51,954 --> 00:08:54,552 I am too free with my body. 244 00:08:54,553 --> 00:08:57,287 - It was okay when you were a little boy, but-- - Was it? 245 00:08:57,331 --> 00:08:58,864 But now that you're a young man, 246 00:08:58,865 --> 00:09:01,352 - then... - I didn't hear a word they said. 247 00:09:01,353 --> 00:09:03,439 All I could think about was Daliya. 248 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,271 Every drawing, every poem, 249 00:09:05,272 --> 00:09:08,090 every historical novel I wrote was for her. 250 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:10,042 She was my muse. 251 00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:12,005 Toss in a body that doesn't quit, 252 00:09:12,006 --> 00:09:13,792 and I think we got a soul mate. 253 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,426 So there's a lot of other things you can draw. 254 00:09:15,427 --> 00:09:18,454 You've got your landscapes. You've got your bowls of fruit. 255 00:09:18,455 --> 00:09:19,469 Trees. 256 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:22,465 A barn. The ladies with the fruit on the head. 257 00:09:22,466 --> 00:09:23,304 I said fruit. 258 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,881 But you didn't say the ladies with the fruit on the head. 259 00:09:24,882 --> 00:09:26,608 I'm trying to get him away from the ladies. 260 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,668 Ah, good. Good. Good. 261 00:09:29,885 --> 00:09:31,448 This is so stupid. 262 00:09:31,449 --> 00:09:32,739 What if I spill on her, 263 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,551 or accidentally brush my boob against her hand? 264 00:09:34,552 --> 00:09:36,705 I mean her hand against my boob. 265 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,389 Dude, stay cool. You got this. 266 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,794 I'm gonna be at the bar the whole time. 267 00:09:39,795 --> 00:09:41,438 If you start to panic, just come get me. 268 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:43,334 Shh. There she is. 269 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:45,545 What was that? 270 00:09:45,546 --> 00:09:46,927 I don't know. I've never heard it before. 271 00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:48,923 Try not to let that happen again. 272 00:09:48,924 --> 00:09:50,461 - Hi, Luke. - Pretty good. 273 00:09:50,462 --> 00:09:51,946 Uh, I mean, hi, Simone. 274 00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:53,260 Uh, this is my dad. 275 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:55,129 Dad, this is Luke. 276 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:56,371 You're funny. 277 00:09:56,372 --> 00:09:57,594 Looking. 278 00:09:58,353 --> 00:09:59,264 Clutch. 279 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,178 What are you still doing here? 280 00:10:02,425 --> 00:10:03,535 What the hell got into me? 281 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,927 Besides the bartender's tongue? 282 00:10:04,928 --> 00:10:07,393 Yes. Yes, well, that was a little inappropriate. 283 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:08,527 But let's not overreact. 284 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:11,037 It's perfectly natural to have a panic attack 285 00:10:11,038 --> 00:10:12,992 before making a big life decision. 286 00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:14,462 What if it's the wrong decision? 287 00:10:14,463 --> 00:10:16,190 What if Tony's not the guy? 288 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:17,594 What if he's the guy? 289 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:19,849 Or him? He is cute. When did he come in? 290 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,581 Okay, you need to focus, Sal. 291 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:24,140 You are about to make a sacred, lifelong commitment. 292 00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:27,596 Aah! You are not making this better! 293 00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:29,917 Oh, God, it's Tony. 294 00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:33,129 I'm supposed to pick him up and drive him to the wedding? 295 00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:36,058 Everybody shut up for a second! 296 00:10:37,588 --> 00:10:39,377 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna marry him. 297 00:10:39,378 --> 00:10:41,148 What's the worst that can happen? I get a divorce. 298 00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:42,865 People do it all the time. 299 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,589 Oh, you're suffocating me! 300 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:48,377 It is not too late. You are not married yet. 301 00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:49,727 You're right. 302 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:54,690 Okay. That's good. Get it all out. 303 00:10:54,716 --> 00:10:56,330 - Here. Stand up. - Okay, mom? 304 00:10:56,331 --> 00:10:59,004 Mom. Mom. Oh, my God, mom, I think I got it. 305 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,886 I've been lugging this thing around for ten years. 306 00:11:00,887 --> 00:11:02,612 Okay. Well, you sure you don't want us to stay 307 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:03,798 and-- and hear you play? 308 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:04,884 Mm, that's okay. 309 00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:05,825 Yeah, I agreed to dinner, 310 00:11:05,826 --> 00:11:07,859 not tickets to the Electric Light Dorkestra. 311 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:08,893 Don't be so mean to your sister. 312 00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,741 No, that's our band's name. 313 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,750 So you wanna go back to that vegan place? 314 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:15,656 Ooh. Leather jacket. Can't take the hate. 315 00:11:15,657 --> 00:11:16,811 Haley! 316 00:11:16,812 --> 00:11:18,722 Gabby! What are you doing here? 317 00:11:18,723 --> 00:11:20,224 I just stopped in for a bump of coffee 318 00:11:20,225 --> 00:11:22,234 before I meet up with Zoe and those guys at Noodlecat. 319 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:24,504 - Do you wanna go? - So what's--what's Noodlecat? 320 00:11:24,505 --> 00:11:26,088 Oh, it's this really cool Asian place 321 00:11:26,089 --> 00:11:28,066 that sells, like, a million different kinds of noodles. 322 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,306 And hopefully, no cat. 323 00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:32,103 - Well, that sounds cool. - So you don't mind if I go? 324 00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:34,575 Oh, I kind of thought we had plans. 325 00:11:34,576 --> 00:11:36,114 Oh. Yeah. You're right. 326 00:11:36,115 --> 00:11:38,226 So I can meet you guys there after. 327 00:11:38,227 --> 00:11:39,078 - How long are you gonna be there? - No. 328 00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:40,946 It's fine. It's fine. Go. 329 00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:42,331 I'll stay and watch Alex. 330 00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:44,700 - Oh, now I feel bad. - Mm. 331 00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:47,245 Love you! Mwah. 332 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,380 Excuse me. 333 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,525 You're Luke's dad, aren't you? 334 00:11:55,526 --> 00:11:57,483 - Mm-hmm. - I'm Valerie, Simone's mom. 335 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,545 - Oh. Phil. - Hi. 336 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:00,484 I recognized you 337 00:12:00,485 --> 00:12:01,984 from when you hosted the school's talent night. 338 00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:03,937 - Oh. - You were incredibly limber. 339 00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:05,840 Ah, when you wear the right pants. 340 00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:07,170 - Please, sit down. - Thank you. 341 00:12:07,171 --> 00:12:08,278 Yeah. 342 00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:10,698 So how is the big date going? 343 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:11,813 I don't know. 344 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,235 Simone was so nervous. 345 00:12:13,236 --> 00:12:14,651 When they were chatting on the computer, 346 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,129 I had to write everything for her. 347 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,944 That's so funny. I did the same thing for Luke. 348 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,901 So the whole time we were talking to each other? 349 00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:22,141 Wait, does that make this our date? 350 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,037 Well, a good father, funny, handsome. 351 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,172 A girl could do a lot worse. 352 00:12:30,878 --> 00:12:31,524 You know what, Mitchell? 353 00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:33,688 Forgive me if my Missouri is showing, 354 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,244 but what she is doing is not marriage. 355 00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,047 It's a mockery of marriage. It's mockerage. 356 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,077 - And I'm gonna stop it. - No, no, you're not. 357 00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:41,128 I can't help but think you're infusing the situation 358 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,833 with just a touch of your own frustration. 359 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:45,163 Why, because we've built a life together for the last ten years? 360 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,736 Because we're raising a child? 361 00:12:46,737 --> 00:12:48,472 Or because I was the first person to think of doing 362 00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:50,069 an elaborately choreographed dance at our wedding, 363 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,317 and now it's been done to death? 364 00:12:51,318 --> 00:12:54,300 Makes you feel any better, I was never gonna do that. 365 00:12:54,301 --> 00:12:56,090 But... I get it. 366 00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:57,580 Well, you know what? She can't get married 367 00:12:57,581 --> 00:12:59,417 if the best man doesn't hand over the wedding ring. 368 00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:00,485 - You wouldn't. - Yes, I would. 369 00:13:00,486 --> 00:13:01,451 Where is it? Give it to me. 370 00:13:01,452 --> 00:13:03,086 - Give me the ring. Cam. - Stop. Stop. 371 00:13:03,087 --> 00:13:06,068 - You have to give me-- - Oh, well, this is a mystery solved. 372 00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:07,622 Thank you! 373 00:13:08,363 --> 00:13:11,140 - Okay. Let's go do this. - Okay. 374 00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,243 How hot does Tony look? 375 00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:15,813 - On a scale of 1 to bartender, or-- - Reel it in, Cam. 376 00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:18,121 I think this is broken. 377 00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,696 We're gonna have to find another spot. 378 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:20,904 No, we'll be late for the movie. 379 00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:22,064 Are you sure you're doing it right? 380 00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:23,723 We both know I know how to use a credit card. 381 00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:24,836 All right, I'll put a note on the meter. 382 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,061 Let me get a piece of paper. 383 00:13:26,062 --> 00:13:27,592 Maybe this is a bad sign. 384 00:13:27,593 --> 00:13:29,765 Maybe I'm not supposed to be in the movie theater. 385 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:31,730 I'm supposed to be at home with my babies. 386 00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:34,352 Honey, we know that Daliya knows how to take care of Joe. 387 00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:37,107 And what about Manny? He's supposed to run his own bath? 388 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,882 You know, considering what's been going on with him, 389 00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:40,699 it might be good for you to give him a little space. 390 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,681 I mean, this was his idea. 391 00:13:42,728 --> 00:13:44,829 - What was? - That we go out tonight, 392 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:47,163 so that we could get some alone time. 393 00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:48,658 Oh, that's sweet. 394 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:50,223 - Uh-oh. - What? 395 00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:51,957 We gotta get home. Look--Manny's notebook. 396 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,787 More drawings and a poem-- "Ode to Daliya." 397 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:56,190 So those were not my boobs? They were Daliya's boobs? 398 00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:57,904 Yep. This is not a "Nude descending a staircase," 399 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,634 this is a "Nude vacuuming a staircase." 400 00:14:00,989 --> 00:14:04,655 Okay, Manny. Joe's asleep. What do you want for dinner? 401 00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:08,246 Actually, already taken care of. 402 00:14:21,864 --> 00:14:24,418 - You shouldn't play with your food. - What are you doing here? 403 00:14:24,419 --> 00:14:27,958 I knew you were upset I left, and I felt bad, so I came back, 404 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,356 You're here out of guilt? 405 00:14:29,357 --> 00:14:31,892 - I know. I'm growing up. - Oh. 406 00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:33,854 Why are you rolling your eyes at me? 407 00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:35,046 I'm doing a nice thing. 408 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:37,433 Because I want you to be here because you want to be here. 409 00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,338 Okay, you're being really needy right now. 410 00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:41,021 Oh, my God. Are you going through the change? 411 00:14:41,022 --> 00:14:44,616 Stop asking me that every time I express an emotion. 412 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,822 And no, I am not. It's just so damn hot in here. 413 00:14:49,002 --> 00:14:51,162 I am disappointed, that's all. 414 00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:54,274 When you were little, we used to do everything together. 415 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:57,134 And I thought maybe you were coming back around, 416 00:14:57,135 --> 00:14:59,534 and we could be friends again. 417 00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:01,796 I just... miss being part of my daughter's life. 418 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,290 Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming. 419 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:19,481 I thought this was supposed to be some sort of classical thing. 420 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:20,943 Me, too. 421 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:28,824 She sings? 422 00:15:28,825 --> 00:15:31,085 I don't even know who that is. 423 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:41,204 Oh, my God, Phil, you are hilarious. 424 00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:44,410 Yep. That's how I got my wife of 20 years. 425 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,229 Could we get the check, please? 426 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:47,617 Oh, I got this. 427 00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:50,077 Ooh, funny and generous. 428 00:15:50,078 --> 00:15:51,576 If my husband were more like you... 429 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,149 maybe I'd still be married. 430 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,370 Well, if my wife were here, 431 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,417 she'd want me to be clear that I'm fully committed to her. 432 00:15:57,418 --> 00:15:58,671 You know that, right? 433 00:15:58,672 --> 00:15:59,341 What? 434 00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:00,527 No, I just wanna make sure, 435 00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:01,862 because you unbuttoned a button, 436 00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:03,516 and I... love my wife, so-- 437 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:04,822 you were the one who was flirting 438 00:16:04,823 --> 00:16:06,711 - and saying we're on a date. - That was a joke, 439 00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:08,582 but I'm-- I'm sorry if I misled you at all. 440 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,053 Thank you. 441 00:16:10,622 --> 00:16:11,700 But there was a lot of touching. 442 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,261 I touched your shoulder for a second. 443 00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:15,973 No, it was more of a stroke, like this-- 444 00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:17,776 Okay. I'm so sorry 445 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,525 for touching your hand with my boob. 446 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,604 I mean my boob with your hand. 447 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,944 Is this your little game? 448 00:16:21,945 --> 00:16:24,216 You cop a feel on a sad divorcee 449 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,983 and then pretend I'm the one coming on to you? 450 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,712 - How does that feel? - Oh. Weird. 451 00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:30,013 - You like it? Yeah? - Oh. Uh... 452 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:31,160 - Little bit of that? - Whoa. 453 00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:31,873 - Yeah. - Little bit of--whoa. No. 454 00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:34,583 You probably like this. Don't you? Yeah. 455 00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:36,598 Oh, stop it. Your daughter's right over there. 456 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:38,318 My minivan is right outside. 457 00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,389 That is not what I meant. 458 00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,153 This pizza is delicious. 459 00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:46,377 I like it, too. We have so much in common. 460 00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:48,599 Have you seen the back of your menu? 461 00:16:51,809 --> 00:16:56,005 "With silken hair and supple olive skin 462 00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:59,294 and hands that wash the laundry of my kin..." 463 00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:00,542 Oh, Manny... 464 00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:02,235 You still have 12 lines to go. 465 00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:05,123 Spoiler alert-- I love you. 466 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,396 Okay, back away from the nanny. 467 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:11,476 Oh, my God, it looks like a Madonna video in here! 468 00:17:11,477 --> 00:17:13,550 - Why aren't you at the movies? - We need to talk right now. 469 00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:14,709 - What have you done to my son?! - I didn't-- 470 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,998 She didn't do anything. 471 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:17,442 Why do you have to embarrass me? 472 00:17:17,443 --> 00:17:19,975 Embarrass you? Maybe if you didn't fall in love... 473 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:21,826 Stop this! 474 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,524 You're going to wake the baby. 475 00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:25,553 Now Manny and I are having a private discussion. 476 00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:27,263 So please, give us a minute. 477 00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:30,254 - I'll give you your minute right this minute. - Mnh. Gloria. Gloria. 478 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,537 Go ahead, Manny. 479 00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:36,985 I'm not saying we need to do anything right away. 480 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:39,203 I'm just asking you to wait a few years. 481 00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:41,566 You are so sweet. 482 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,862 Whoever ends up with you 483 00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:44,858 is the luckiest woman in the world. 484 00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:46,630 That could be you. 485 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:47,828 No. 486 00:17:47,829 --> 00:17:50,631 I am unlucky, because I was born too soon. 487 00:17:50,632 --> 00:17:52,256 And I can't have you wait around. 488 00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:53,492 Poets have to live. 489 00:17:53,493 --> 00:17:55,927 Besides, in a few years, you'll feel differently. 490 00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:58,792 You're wrong. I'll feel this way for the rest of my life. 491 00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,653 Well, Manny, wait. 492 00:18:00,654 --> 00:18:03,215 - Ay, Manny, papito lindo-- - Leave me alone. 493 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,135 Sorry about that. 494 00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,773 Don't be. It's the sweetest offer I've ever gotten. 495 00:18:08,774 --> 00:18:11,417 I am so sorry that I screamed at you. 496 00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,318 It was so nice what you told him in there. 497 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,276 I take Manny, you take the little one? 498 00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:18,888 Okay. 499 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,895 - You probably just-- - She knows what to do, Jay. 500 00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:25,880 Tiramisu. 501 00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,384 I love his tiramisu. 502 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,314 Marriage is a promise. 503 00:18:31,315 --> 00:18:33,353 It says to the world that you share a love 504 00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:34,746 and a commitment to each other 505 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:38,033 that will only grow deeper as the years go by. 506 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,965 Now have you two written vows? 507 00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:41,341 Yeah, I'll go. 508 00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:43,345 Marriage terrifies me. 509 00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:44,711 Take Mitch and Cam. 510 00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:47,197 I used to think their life looked so boring. 511 00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:50,254 I could never do it. Pay bills? Wash dishes? 512 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,623 Wake up to the same face every day? 513 00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:53,692 I felt sorry for them. 514 00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:54,539 Where is this headed? 515 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,831 But they're not bored. 516 00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:59,312 It turns out when you're with the right person, 517 00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:02,714 you can change shelf paper at 10:00 at night in your pajamas 518 00:19:02,715 --> 00:19:05,044 and not wanna be anywhere else. 519 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:07,081 That's how much they love each other. 520 00:19:07,082 --> 00:19:10,003 We sure do. And when I just saw your face, 521 00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,625 I remembered... 522 00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:14,359 that's how much I love you. 523 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,852 Thanks for being here. 524 00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:18,161 We wouldn't be anywhere else, Sal. 525 00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:20,426 And do you have anything prepared? 526 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,853 Hit me, baby. 527 00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,625 I made out with a stripper last night. 528 00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,949 Sorry. I just wanna start this clean. 529 00:19:27,412 --> 00:19:30,439 I made out with a bartender... an hour ago. 530 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,318 You're not just saying that to make me feel better, are you? 531 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:33,350 Back me up. Didn't I? 532 00:19:33,351 --> 00:19:34,760 - She totally did. - I totally did! 533 00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:36,654 - Yeah. He was hot, too. - He was very good-looking. 534 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:39,790 - Nice. - Well. That was different. 535 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,175 Who's got the ring? 536 00:19:41,176 --> 00:19:42,595 Hand 'em over. 537 00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:47,948 Thank you guys so much. 538 00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:49,794 Alex, honey, amazing. 539 00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:51,229 Why didn't you tell us? 540 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,364 - Oh, I-I don't know. - That was so good. 541 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,362 - Uh-huh. - If I didn't know you, 542 00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:57,238 - I'd be all like, "that chick is cool." - Mm-hmm. 543 00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:59,948 Hey, guys, hi. I'm Alex's mom. 544 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,982 You were terrific. 545 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,144 Hey, and I'm her sister. 546 00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:05,330 We're gonna go get some dinner. 547 00:20:05,331 --> 00:20:06,455 Do you wanna come with us? 548 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,046 You can bring your friends from the band. 549 00:20:08,047 --> 00:20:09,622 Um, no, thanks. We're actually going out, 550 00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:11,892 and I have a ride home, so see you guys later. 551 00:20:11,893 --> 00:20:13,484 - Okay. - Oh. 552 00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:15,654 Oh, my God. Sorry about that. 553 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:17,974 Did she just apologize for us? 554 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,207 - Yep. - But we were just being nice. 555 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,284 Sucks, doesn't it? 556 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,649 Luke, I'm sorry Simone's mom dragged her away so fast. 557 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,903 It's okay. I was running out of things to say. 558 00:20:29,904 --> 00:20:31,527 Guess I kind of blew it for you, didn't I? 559 00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:33,810 No. Now that her mom doesn't want her 560 00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,067 going out with me anymore, 561 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,034 Simone wants me more than ever. 562 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,074 I guess she's heading into a rebellious stage. 563 00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:40,629 Best time to get 'em. 564 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,221 Never be afraid to go after a girl who's out of your league. 565 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:44,912 I did. That's how I got your mom. 566 00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:47,496 Yeah, I always wondered how you pulled that one off. 567 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,952 She was in a rebellious stage, too. 568 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,930 Yep, grandpa wasn't always as crazy about me as he is now. 569 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:04,702 I'm gonna go pop the champagne and get some glasses. 570 00:21:04,703 --> 00:21:06,003 - Yay! - I'll help. 571 00:21:06,004 --> 00:21:07,829 I'm gonna get Cranium. 572 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,240 - Hey. - Hey. 573 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,482 Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. 574 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,891 It was no kids. 575 00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:20,069 It's okay. I'll go to your next one. 576 00:21:21,336 --> 00:21:22,256 Wow. 577 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,682 Yeah. She-- she just means when 578 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,553 she's not a kid anymore, you know? 579 00:21:25,554 --> 00:21:27,583 She knows what I mean. 580 00:21:28,061 --> 00:21:29,074 I don't like you. 581 00:21:29,075 --> 00:21:31,200 I'll get over it. 582 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:42,059 Sync by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com