1 00:00:04,383 --> 00:00:05,410 - Night. - No. 2 00:00:05,411 --> 00:00:07,472 - Middle of the phone. I got it. - Get it. 3 00:00:07,473 --> 00:00:09,220 - Oh! My arm's asleep! My arm's asleep! - Get the phone. 4 00:00:09,221 --> 00:00:10,846 - Phil, get the phone. - Oh! 5 00:00:10,847 --> 00:00:12,872 That's me. Hello! Hi. 6 00:00:12,873 --> 00:00:14,242 Yes, this is she. 7 00:00:14,243 --> 00:00:15,206 Who is it? 8 00:00:15,207 --> 00:00:16,657 Okay. Oh, God. 9 00:00:16,658 --> 00:00:17,800 Tell me what's happening here! 10 00:00:17,801 --> 00:00:19,437 Haley has been arrested. 11 00:00:19,438 --> 00:00:20,871 What? 12 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,195 Phone! Phone. I bet that's mama. 13 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,685 I was just dreaming it was raining chickens! 14 00:00:25,686 --> 00:00:27,515 Mitchell, answer the phone! 15 00:00:27,516 --> 00:00:29,498 Look what I am doing. Look what I am doing, huh? 16 00:00:29,499 --> 00:00:30,922 - Hello? - Hey, Mitchell. 17 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:33,534 I'm sorry to wake you up, but Haley got arrested. 18 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:36,204 Oh, God. Haley got arrested. 19 00:00:36,205 --> 00:00:37,284 That explains the chickens. 20 00:00:37,285 --> 00:00:38,844 It does. It adds up. 21 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:40,303 What did she get arrested for? 22 00:00:40,304 --> 00:00:42,972 Oh, she got caught drinking at some party. 23 00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:45,224 Look, could you drive up to the college with us? 24 00:00:45,225 --> 00:00:47,096 - I think we're gonna need a lawyer. - Yes, of course. 25 00:00:47,097 --> 00:00:49,451 And Cam and Lily can come over and stay with Alex and Luke. 26 00:00:49,452 --> 00:00:50,777 - I'll guard them with my life. - Yeah, yeah. 27 00:00:50,778 --> 00:00:52,321 I hate to bother him. 28 00:00:52,322 --> 00:00:54,327 No, no, don't be silly. He's happy to do it. 29 00:00:54,328 --> 00:00:56,410 Okay, we'll be over in a little bit. 30 00:00:56,411 --> 00:00:57,610 - Okay. - Oh, I get it. 31 00:00:57,611 --> 00:00:59,709 When you told Claire I would come over and watch the kids, 32 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:00,555 she was resistant 33 00:01:00,556 --> 00:01:02,848 because she doesn't trust my parenting skills. 34 00:01:02,849 --> 00:01:04,904 No. Don't be silly. She just didn't want to put you out. 35 00:01:04,905 --> 00:01:06,169 She's got a daughter behind bars 36 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:08,483 and she's got the nerve to say I'm a bad parent? 37 00:01:08,484 --> 00:01:10,637 - You didn't defend me. - Because she didn't say anything. 38 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:11,758 Why are you protecting her? 39 00:01:11,759 --> 00:01:13,790 Why is no one protecting me? 40 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:16,880 No. 41 00:01:18,127 --> 00:01:20,117 Ay! Answer! Answer! 42 00:01:23,325 --> 00:01:25,072 This better be good. 43 00:01:25,182 --> 00:01:26,865 Haley got arrested for drinking. 44 00:01:26,866 --> 00:01:28,102 We gotta go bail her out. 45 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:30,007 Do you still have a connection to that judge upstate? 46 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:31,343 - He died. - Ay! Who died? 47 00:01:31,344 --> 00:01:32,336 An old friend of mine. 48 00:01:32,337 --> 00:01:33,790 Ay, Jay, I'm so sorry. 49 00:01:33,791 --> 00:01:35,435 He died five years ago. 50 00:01:35,436 --> 00:01:37,516 Then why are they calling us in the middle of the night 51 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:38,507 to wake us up?! 52 00:01:38,508 --> 00:01:40,492 Nobody died. Haley's in jail. 53 00:01:40,493 --> 00:01:41,668 Okay. That makes more sense. 54 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,932 Claire has to go bail her out. 55 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:44,540 Okay. Give me that. 56 00:01:44,865 --> 00:01:46,628 Claire, listen to me-- 57 00:01:46,629 --> 00:01:48,301 Take a lot of cash. 58 00:01:48,302 --> 00:01:50,004 And when you flash it to the police, 59 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:52,571 do not speak about it. 60 00:01:52,572 --> 00:01:55,517 Let the eyes do all the talking, okay? 61 00:01:55,972 --> 00:01:57,495 I heard the phone. Who died? 62 00:01:57,496 --> 00:01:58,515 Jay's friend. 63 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:00,105 Oh, Jay, I'm so sorry. 64 00:02:00,106 --> 00:02:02,672 Okay. I can't do this again. 65 00:02:11,304 --> 00:02:14,604 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 66 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:16,146 It's breakfast 67 00:02:16,147 --> 00:02:17,464 It's breakfast time 68 00:02:17,465 --> 00:02:19,410 It's breaky breaky time 69 00:02:19,411 --> 00:02:21,099 Uncle Cam. I thought I heard your voice. 70 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,520 What are you doing here? Where are my parents? 71 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:25,408 Well, the school called, and your sister won a big award. 72 00:02:25,409 --> 00:02:26,470 Nice try. The only person 73 00:02:26,471 --> 00:02:28,137 who would believe that would be Haley. 74 00:02:28,138 --> 00:02:29,776 She's in jail. 75 00:02:29,777 --> 00:02:30,525 Jail? 76 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,572 Lily, what did I say? 77 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:33,249 That it was only a matter of time. 78 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,512 Okay, no. Didn't say that. 79 00:02:34,513 --> 00:02:35,547 Okay, so here's the truth. 80 00:02:35,548 --> 00:02:37,120 Your sister was caught drinking. 81 00:02:37,121 --> 00:02:38,254 But it's no big deal. 82 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:40,354 Your parents are there taking care of it right now. 83 00:02:40,355 --> 00:02:41,057 So... 84 00:02:41,058 --> 00:02:42,460 This is so awesome! 85 00:02:42,461 --> 00:02:43,507 I hope she hits the weights 86 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:45,476 so she's totally ripped when she gets out. 87 00:02:45,477 --> 00:02:46,486 Okay. Let's change the subject. 88 00:02:46,487 --> 00:02:47,965 Have a seat. Have some breakfast. 89 00:02:47,966 --> 00:02:50,826 See if there's anything on that plate you like a lot. 90 00:02:53,524 --> 00:02:54,950 Is this bacon? 91 00:02:54,951 --> 00:02:56,132 Of course it is, silly. 92 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:58,593 Been on a little bit of a health kick lately, 93 00:02:58,594 --> 00:03:00,681 so I took a vegan cooking class, 94 00:03:00,682 --> 00:03:03,752 and my new thing is "fakon." 95 00:03:03,753 --> 00:03:04,860 It's like real bacon. 96 00:03:04,861 --> 00:03:06,853 Except for the look, the texture, and the taste. 97 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,778 Maybe the store-bought kind. 98 00:03:07,779 --> 00:03:09,687 But I make my own, so it's not even real fakon. 99 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:12,635 It's faux-fakon. "Faux-kon." 100 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:14,664 It's faux-kon disgusting. 101 00:03:14,665 --> 00:03:15,931 You can't tell the difference. 102 00:03:15,932 --> 00:03:17,194 And guess which one's the real one? 103 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:18,330 That one. 104 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,811 That one. 105 00:03:21,132 --> 00:03:22,821 Still that one. 106 00:03:24,243 --> 00:03:26,065 This is the best bacon I've ever had. 107 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:27,604 Oh, well. 108 00:03:27,605 --> 00:03:29,910 I can't wait to tell your Uncle Mitchell that you love it. 109 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:30,909 Why would Uncle Mitch care? 110 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:31,926 Because, my dear, 111 00:03:31,927 --> 00:03:34,577 that bacon you're eating isn't bacon at all, 112 00:03:34,578 --> 00:03:35,280 no, no, no. 113 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,108 It's made entirely of soy. 114 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:38,552 Luke's allergic to soy! 115 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,333 His throat closes! He can't breathe! 116 00:03:40,334 --> 00:03:41,882 - Hello? - Never mind! 117 00:03:41,883 --> 00:03:42,527 Okay, okay. 118 00:03:42,528 --> 00:03:44,539 We have to, uh, get you to the, uh, hospital! 119 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:47,245 - Lily! Come on, baby. - Okay, Luke! Put the fakon down! 120 00:03:47,246 --> 00:03:48,783 I'm using it to scratch my throat! 121 00:03:48,784 --> 00:03:50,740 Okay. Okay. Let's go. Come on. Go. 122 00:03:50,741 --> 00:03:53,101 Cam? C-Cam? 123 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:54,652 That was weird. 124 00:03:54,773 --> 00:03:56,227 Hey, Claire, do you wanna pick it up a little bit? 125 00:03:56,228 --> 00:03:58,427 Since when do you drive the speed limit? 126 00:03:58,473 --> 00:04:00,290 My daughter has been arrested for drinking. 127 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:02,640 I would like her to sit in jail and think about that. 128 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:03,590 As a matter of fact, I might stop 129 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,277 and do a little outlet shopping. 130 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:08,448 Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, huh? 131 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,761 Honey... 132 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:10,719 Try to relax. 133 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,144 I don't feel like relaxing, Phil! 134 00:04:12,145 --> 00:04:14,116 She has been in college for six weeks. 135 00:04:14,117 --> 00:04:16,410 Yeah, and everyone goes a little crazy at first. 136 00:04:16,411 --> 00:04:17,936 I remember one night freshman year, 137 00:04:17,937 --> 00:04:19,487 a bunch of us on the frisbee golf team 138 00:04:19,488 --> 00:04:22,561 got a case of zima. Enough zaid. 139 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,381 More than enough. 140 00:04:24,523 --> 00:04:25,759 I'm not gonna lie. 141 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,974 Sometimes it bothers me how calm Phil is under pressure. 142 00:04:28,975 --> 00:04:29,961 It's like... 143 00:04:29,962 --> 00:04:32,165 Like I'm the one who's overreacting. 144 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,671 That's good. Let it out. It's g-- 145 00:04:33,672 --> 00:04:35,637 I'm going to kill you. 146 00:04:37,366 --> 00:04:39,123 Jay, do you have some time today? 147 00:04:39,124 --> 00:04:40,693 We need to go and pick out a stroller. 148 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:41,769 Just get whatever you want. 149 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,256 I mean, it's what you're gonna do anyway. 150 00:04:43,257 --> 00:04:44,299 What I want is a husband 151 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,309 who likes to go shopping for a stroller with me. 152 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,971 If you had a husband who liked picking out strollers, 153 00:04:47,972 --> 00:04:49,888 you wouldn't be having a baby. 154 00:04:50,284 --> 00:04:51,793 So who wants to come with me 155 00:04:51,794 --> 00:04:53,706 to the spoken word festival this evening? 156 00:04:53,707 --> 00:04:54,679 I only have two tickets, 157 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,236 so somebody's gonna be disappointed. 158 00:04:56,237 --> 00:04:57,138 I think it's gonna be you. 159 00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:59,187 Ay, Manny, I would go with you, but I'm so tired. 160 00:04:59,188 --> 00:05:00,624 You just woke up. How are you tired? 161 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,548 Maybe because I'm turning food into a human! 162 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,275 Jay will take you. 163 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:08,472 Sorry, I would love to go to the spoken word festival, 164 00:05:08,473 --> 00:05:09,613 but I'm already going to the 165 00:05:09,614 --> 00:05:11,399 I'd-rather-blow-my-brains-out jamboree. 166 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,425 I can't believe this. 167 00:05:12,426 --> 00:05:14,007 I'm living in a cultural wasteland. 168 00:05:14,008 --> 00:05:15,341 With a heated pool. 169 00:05:15,342 --> 00:05:17,915 Manny, vamos. You're gonna be late for school. 170 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,531 Oh, jeez. 171 00:05:25,811 --> 00:05:26,729 Hello, DeDe. 172 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:29,021 Good morning, Jay. Namaste. 173 00:05:29,022 --> 00:05:30,090 Let's not do this. 174 00:05:30,091 --> 00:05:31,930 Oh, fine, silly. 175 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,769 I'm on my way to a retreat in Ojai, 176 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:36,438 and since I'm passing through town, 177 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:38,568 I thought I'd pick up that photo album. 178 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:40,364 You know, it's really not a good time. 179 00:05:40,365 --> 00:05:42,332 Oh, please. 180 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,081 All right. I'll meet you on the street. 181 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,692 Drive by slow with the window open. 182 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:49,831 I was dreading DeDe finding out that Gloria's pregnant. 183 00:05:49,832 --> 00:05:51,798 It's the one thing DeDe's hung on to, 184 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:53,585 that she's the mother of my kids. 185 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,771 And considering their history... 186 00:05:58,178 --> 00:05:59,360 I-I wanna... 187 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,006 rip your head off! 188 00:06:01,007 --> 00:06:03,236 - No! Please stop it! - Whoa! 189 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,434 Eh? No! DeDe! 190 00:06:07,921 --> 00:06:10,723 I wasn't exactly looking forward to round four, 191 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:14,780 especially now that Gloria's a bigger, slower target. 192 00:06:15,135 --> 00:06:17,937 I'd normally be having breakfast right now. 193 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:21,504 Hi, dad. 194 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:22,853 Hey, Claire. Any updates? 195 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:24,249 Not yet, but we're almost there. 196 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,554 Last time you were over at the house, 197 00:06:25,555 --> 00:06:26,885 you were looking at that photo album. 198 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:27,883 What'd you do with it? 199 00:06:27,884 --> 00:06:29,502 Oh, dad, that was me. 200 00:06:29,503 --> 00:06:31,638 I think I put it on the shelf behind the bar. 201 00:06:31,639 --> 00:06:32,708 What are you doing there? 202 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:33,786 They asked me to come along 203 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:35,199 in case they needed a lawyer. 204 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,599 Shouldn't they have a real lawyer? 205 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,799 Oh, God. Should we? 206 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,272 I am a real lawyer, people. Environmental law is a thing. 207 00:06:41,273 --> 00:06:42,730 Don't get all sensitive on me. 208 00:06:42,731 --> 00:06:44,643 I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas. 209 00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:45,999 Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do. 210 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,722 I-I defend pandas in court. 211 00:06:47,723 --> 00:06:48,891 That's adorable. 212 00:06:48,892 --> 00:06:49,805 You know what I'm talking about. 213 00:06:49,806 --> 00:06:51,371 Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, 214 00:06:51,372 --> 00:06:52,471 like Perry Mason. 215 00:06:52,472 --> 00:06:55,909 Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is? 216 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:57,576 Oh, hell. 217 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:01,452 Hello, DeDe. How you doing? 218 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:03,403 Oh, mostly fine. 219 00:07:03,404 --> 00:07:07,341 I have something called a telescoping uterus. 220 00:07:07,342 --> 00:07:09,957 - Long story. - Aw, jeez. 221 00:07:10,412 --> 00:07:11,277 Out of my way! 222 00:07:11,278 --> 00:07:13,178 - Out of my way! - I can't breathe! 223 00:07:13,179 --> 00:07:14,262 This boy can't breathe. 224 00:07:14,263 --> 00:07:15,943 He's having a severe allergic reaction. 225 00:07:15,944 --> 00:07:17,536 No. You're squeezing me. 226 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,369 He needs medicine. His throat is closing up. 227 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:20,913 Okay. Hold on. 228 00:07:21,495 --> 00:07:22,742 We have an allergic reaction. 229 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:25,232 A young boy. Obstructed breathing. 230 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,317 What happened? 231 00:07:26,318 --> 00:07:27,945 Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon... 232 00:07:27,946 --> 00:07:30,386 That was so good, he couldn't tell the difference. 233 00:07:31,245 --> 00:07:32,424 Mitchell, I can't talk right now. 234 00:07:32,425 --> 00:07:33,903 Cam, it's Claire. My phone died. 235 00:07:33,904 --> 00:07:35,714 I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay. 236 00:07:35,715 --> 00:07:37,085 Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have? 237 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:39,276 - I hear we got a boy who can't breathe? - Right here. 238 00:07:39,277 --> 00:07:40,236 What was that? 239 00:07:40,237 --> 00:07:42,036 Oh, I'm just watching an original lifetime movie 240 00:07:42,037 --> 00:07:42,946 called "The boy who can't breathe." 241 00:07:42,947 --> 00:07:43,827 That sounded like Alex. 242 00:07:43,828 --> 00:07:46,462 Nope. Just Amanda Bynes. Okay, gotta go. 243 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,082 Cam. Cam? 244 00:07:50,698 --> 00:07:51,726 That's weird. 245 00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:54,117 Can you believe how many waffle places we passed? 246 00:07:54,118 --> 00:07:55,706 I can't believe how much dad belittles me. 247 00:07:55,707 --> 00:07:57,166 What were there? Five? Six? 248 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,505 I edited the law review. 249 00:07:58,506 --> 00:08:00,089 I passed the bar on my first try. 250 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:01,298 I have a briefcase. 251 00:08:01,299 --> 00:08:02,324 I'm counting them on the way back. 252 00:08:02,325 --> 00:08:03,778 Can we focus? 253 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:05,479 Uh, hi. We're here for Haley Dunphy. 254 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,836 I'm Mitchell Pritchett. I'm miss Dunphy's attorney. 255 00:08:07,837 --> 00:08:09,284 She won't be needing a lawyer today. 256 00:08:09,285 --> 00:08:10,890 Oh, I think I'll be the judge of that. 257 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,029 I'd like to confer with my client now. Thank you. 258 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:15,217 All you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours. 259 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:18,648 Really? Oh. That--that's fantastic. 260 00:08:18,649 --> 00:08:20,863 Sir, I am in no mood 261 00:08:20,864 --> 00:08:22,252 - to defend my daughter today, believe me. - Okay. 262 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,385 But do you think it is the best use of resources 263 00:08:24,386 --> 00:08:26,300 to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks? 264 00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:28,768 Ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest 265 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,669 and assaulting a police officer. 266 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:32,608 - What? - Oh. 267 00:08:33,487 --> 00:08:35,783 You probably should have called a real lawyer, 268 00:08:35,962 --> 00:08:38,349 - 'cause I don't... I'm not... - Shh! 269 00:08:44,812 --> 00:08:46,604 Look, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. 270 00:08:46,605 --> 00:08:47,442 Our daughter's tiny. 271 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,062 There's no way she assaulted anyone. 272 00:08:49,063 --> 00:08:50,431 Insulted, maybe. 273 00:08:50,432 --> 00:08:52,948 Was--was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? 274 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,281 'Cause that really sets her off. 275 00:08:54,282 --> 00:08:56,199 Maybe you should watch this. 276 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,529 Stop! 277 00:08:57,530 --> 00:08:59,452 Put your hands where I can see 'em! 278 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:02,943 Okay. Now that's very blurry footage. 279 00:09:02,944 --> 00:09:05,093 How can we be sure that that's Haley? 280 00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:06,896 Don't you move. 281 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:08,042 Don't hurt me! I'm just a student! 282 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:09,770 I'm Haley Dunphy! 283 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,606 So hot. 284 00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:17,996 Hot in here-- no. 285 00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:20,889 How long is this gonna take? 286 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:23,481 I should be in school. I'm missing biology right now. 287 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:25,259 You're in a hospital. Just step out into the hallway. 288 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,401 Listen to the nurses and doctors talk. 289 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,311 You'll learn more about science and humanity here 290 00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:31,943 than you would in a classroom in an entire semester. 291 00:09:31,944 --> 00:09:33,479 Attention! 292 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,058 If there's a yogurt in the fridge that says "Theresa," 293 00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:37,700 then only Theresa gets to eat it! 294 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,902 Drama. Soak it in. 295 00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:41,779 - Oh, good God. - Okay, Luke, 296 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,628 the opening is supposed to be in the back. 297 00:09:43,629 --> 00:09:45,638 No way. I don't want people to see my butt. 298 00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:47,102 Do I have to get another shot? 299 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,531 Are you going to cry again? 300 00:09:48,532 --> 00:09:50,029 - Should she be here? - Okay. You know what? 301 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:51,415 Nobody's getting any more shots. 302 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,019 We just have to wait for the swelling to go down. 303 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,539 All right? I'm gonna go check on a little paperwork. 304 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,279 I'll be right back. 305 00:09:57,916 --> 00:09:59,980 But if it doesn't go down, 306 00:09:59,981 --> 00:10:02,002 that leg might have to come off. 307 00:10:02,003 --> 00:10:03,739 Sweet. Take them both. 308 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,258 Then I could get some of those blade legs 309 00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:06,845 and finally be able to dunk. 310 00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:07,939 How you feeling, champ? 311 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:08,780 What do we got here? 312 00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:11,076 The patient presents bronchial inflammation, 313 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,505 dermal pruritus, and minor angioedema. 314 00:10:13,506 --> 00:10:15,299 Who can tell me the cause? 315 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,819 It's an allergic reaction to soy. 316 00:10:21,402 --> 00:10:22,588 Very good. 317 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,152 The rest of you have a lot to learn. Let's keep moving. 318 00:10:27,305 --> 00:10:28,926 Stay with Luke. 319 00:10:30,857 --> 00:10:32,918 What is taking so long? 320 00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,446 Well, in my experience, these things can take time. 321 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:38,943 So... settle in. This--this could be a while. 322 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:39,839 There she is. 323 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,817 Damn it. 324 00:10:40,818 --> 00:10:42,517 Oh, thank God. 325 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,659 - You're okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, mom. 326 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:46,018 Oh! What the hell were you thinking? 327 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:46,832 What happened? 328 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,233 It's not a big deal, okay? 329 00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:50,160 There was a party, and people were drinking... 330 00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:51,576 - Mm. - So the police showed up, 331 00:10:51,577 --> 00:10:53,653 and everybody ran, so I did, too. 332 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,993 And I started climbing down this fire escape... 333 00:10:55,994 --> 00:10:57,908 And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up, 334 00:10:57,909 --> 00:11:00,900 so I did and I fell... onto him. 335 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:02,252 You could have been killed. 336 00:11:02,253 --> 00:11:04,202 Haley, you're supposed to be an adult. 337 00:11:04,203 --> 00:11:05,211 How could you do something so childish... 338 00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:06,779 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - And so stupid? 339 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:09,872 Let's calm down. We're all a little tired and cranky. 340 00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,229 Best thing we can do right now 341 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:13,223 is get out of here, go get some waffles-- 342 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,356 I don't want waffles, Phil, okay? 343 00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:16,836 I'm upset and I want to deal with this. 344 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:18,009 All right, I got some bad news here. 345 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,439 Um, this afternoon, 346 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,846 Haley has to appear before a disciplinary board, 347 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,353 which will decide whether or not she gets kicked out of school. 348 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:25,489 - What? - Ohh. 349 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,079 Oh, wait. Wait, no. I got that wrong. 350 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,034 Oh, no, I got it right! 351 00:11:29,035 --> 00:11:32,854 Yes! Score. 1 for me. 352 00:11:32,855 --> 00:11:34,741 It's what it sounds like. 353 00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:36,886 It literally telescopes. 354 00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:39,032 - You see, what happens is-- - DeDe, I hate to rush this, 355 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,503 - but I'm late for a meeting. - Oh. 356 00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:42,671 And it's been great seeing you, but can I walk you out? 357 00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:44,810 Okay. Sure. 358 00:11:46,599 --> 00:11:48,291 Ay, Jay, it's so weird. 359 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,947 The moment I came through the door, 360 00:11:49,948 --> 00:11:51,625 the baby started kicking like crazy, 361 00:11:51,626 --> 00:11:55,043 like it's trying to claw its way out of me. 362 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:56,459 Bruja! 363 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,449 Oh, my God. 364 00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,322 What is she doing here? 365 00:11:59,323 --> 00:12:01,467 You're going to have a baby? 366 00:12:01,468 --> 00:12:02,693 I don't believe it. 367 00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:05,657 Uh, DeDe, don't get all crazy about this. 368 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,551 What's happening? 369 00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:10,406 Her brain. It snapped. 370 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:13,883 Oh! You're going to be a father again at your age. 371 00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:15,128 And here you were thinking 372 00:12:15,129 --> 00:12:17,811 you would just sail off into the sunset 373 00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:20,069 with your beautiful young wife, 374 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,889 not a care in the world. 375 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:24,233 This is fantastic! 376 00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:28,200 I think my uterus just fixed itself. 377 00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:29,803 Don't ask. 378 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:34,958 Who lives like this? 379 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,656 When I had a dorm room, it was... 380 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:37,719 Oh--it was spotless. 381 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,758 Can we just agree that girls are dirtier than boys? 382 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,124 - What should we do? - Well, I'd like to start 383 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,309 by picking up some of these clothes. Then-- 384 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,879 I meant about the hearing, Felix. 385 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,944 Do we have a game plan? 386 00:12:45,945 --> 00:12:48,121 I think the best thing we can do is walk in there as a family 387 00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:49,999 and let them know we support Haley no matter what. 388 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,919 At this rate, we are going to be supporting Haley 389 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,117 for the rest of our lives. 390 00:12:53,118 --> 00:12:54,246 Okay. Oh, I... 391 00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,160 I just sat on half a peach, so I-- no. 392 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:58,576 I can't do this. I'm--I'm waiting outside. 393 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:00,429 Disgusting. 394 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,719 What are you wearing? 395 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,712 What? What's wrong with it? 396 00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:04,950 Honey, you are fighting for your future 397 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,189 in front of a disciplinary committee, 398 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:08,090 not entertaining the secret service. 399 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,152 In "Legally blonde," Elle won her case 400 00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:12,087 because she was true to herself and dressed cute. 401 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,326 Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie. 402 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,137 Honey, just put on something else, 403 00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:17,205 and take down the makeup. 404 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:19,859 Why are you guys acting like this is my fault? 405 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,936 Everybody was drinking, everybody ran. 406 00:13:21,937 --> 00:13:24,654 I just got caught. If anything, I'm the victim here. 407 00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:28,734 What?! Just stop-- just stop talking, Haley. 408 00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:31,372 You're not the victim here. You're the one who screwed up! 409 00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:33,227 You made one bad decision after another, 410 00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:34,419 and now you're about to blow everything 411 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,315 your mother and I worked so hard to give you. 412 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,875 And the worst thing is, you don't seem to care. 413 00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:40,404 We all got up at 3:00 A.M. this morning 414 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:42,458 to bail you out of jail! 415 00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:43,296 We haven't eaten a thing, 416 00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:44,713 and you know what I haven't heard from you yet? 417 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:47,172 "I'm sorry, mom. I screwed up, dad. 418 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:48,500 Please forgive me." 419 00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:50,302 Now put on some real clothes. 420 00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:53,181 We'll see you at the hearing. Do not be late! 421 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,352 Come on. 422 00:13:54,353 --> 00:13:55,314 Where are you going? 423 00:13:55,315 --> 00:13:57,651 To get that man a waffle. 424 00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:05,654 There. There. Did you feel it kicking? 425 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:08,811 Oh, yes! Oh, I remember those. 426 00:14:08,812 --> 00:14:12,454 Yeah, Claire kicked me as soon as she grew legs, 427 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:15,453 and she didn't stop until she was 4. 428 00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:16,884 Not Manny. 429 00:14:16,885 --> 00:14:20,954 He was so calm, I think that he was reading in there. 430 00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:21,761 This is beautiful. 431 00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:24,232 Look at you two, having a conversation like old friends. 432 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:27,418 Well, it's easier to talk to her when she's not choking me. 433 00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:28,661 I'm sorry. 434 00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:30,654 I went through a bad patch there 435 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:34,523 when I was trying to find the right balance with my meds. 436 00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:37,298 I recently discovered my cat Frances 437 00:14:37,299 --> 00:14:39,127 buried in the backyard. 438 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,607 I'm just praying that she died first. 439 00:14:41,608 --> 00:14:44,893 Maybe you can dogsit for the shoe-eater one day. 440 00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:48,921 Oh, well, she is a... funny-looking thing. 441 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,854 Don't listen to them. You're beautiful. 442 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,329 Turns out Gloria being pregnant 443 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:57,321 somehow made DeDe think of her as less trophy, more human. 444 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,730 And all the animosity she had for Gloria 445 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,641 just wafted up in the air... 446 00:15:02,642 --> 00:15:04,849 I hope you're hiring a nanny, 447 00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:08,631 because this one won't lift a finger. 448 00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:11,951 And landed right on top of me. 449 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,439 I don't remember him changing a single diaper. 450 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,864 What's that supposed to mean? 451 00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:18,879 You can't even remember killing your cat. 452 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,493 Oh, I don't think I did. 453 00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:23,649 But I'm sure that you never changed any diapers. 454 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,597 It's just that you were better at it than I was. 455 00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:28,964 Oh, so I guess I was better at late-night feedings 456 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:31,089 and cleaning spit-up, too. 457 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,581 You know what? 458 00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:34,593 He wouldn't help me pick up a stroller 459 00:15:34,594 --> 00:15:37,497 or a blanket or a bouncy chair. 460 00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:41,366 Oh, well, I had to get that stuff on my own. 461 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:43,648 He was just useless. 462 00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:45,658 You poor thing. 463 00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:48,998 Makes all sense now why you became so crazy. 464 00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:50,529 Right? 465 00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:52,595 Listen to me, Jay Pritchett. 466 00:15:52,596 --> 00:15:55,249 If you don't change your useless ways, 467 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,645 you're gonna make me crazy, too! 468 00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:58,761 Like DeDe! 469 00:15:58,762 --> 00:16:01,148 Gloria. Gloria. 470 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:05,007 I just love our little visits. 471 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:08,166 Mom, I'm home! 472 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,167 Oh, hi, Manny. 473 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,890 DeDe. How are you? 474 00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:13,339 Good. 475 00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,097 DeDe. It's me. 476 00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:17,788 How are you really? 477 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:19,823 I'm on a better path. 478 00:16:19,824 --> 00:16:21,395 It's a journey. 479 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,516 Thank you for asking, Manny. 480 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:26,044 And thank you for your letters. 481 00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:27,213 It's a lost art. 482 00:16:27,214 --> 00:16:29,684 No one puts pen to paper anymore. 483 00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:31,568 Haley Dunphy? 484 00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:32,784 Yes, that's me. 485 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:33,873 I'm Dean Miller with admissions. 486 00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:35,516 - This is Professor Williams. - Hi. 487 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,167 And this is our student representative, 488 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:38,709 - Aidan Feldman. - Nice to meet you. 489 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,064 Seriously? 490 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,933 We sit next to each other in Econ. 491 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,069 - Oh, right. You-- - Don't. 492 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,815 It insults both of us. 493 00:16:45,816 --> 00:16:46,857 Mostly me. 494 00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:47,971 Move it along, Aidan. 495 00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:51,052 This is a disciplinary hearing, not JDate. 496 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,123 You are charged with public drunkenness, 497 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:55,774 resisting arrest, and assaulting a police officer, 498 00:16:55,775 --> 00:16:59,660 all of which obviously violate our school's code of conduct. 499 00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:01,984 Sir, if I may speak on behalf of my client... 500 00:17:01,985 --> 00:17:03,619 - Who are you? - I'm Mitchell Pritchett, 501 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,738 I'm miss Dunphy's attorney. 502 00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,930 We require students to speak for themselves. 503 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:10,085 There are no attorneys allowed. You shouldn't even be here. 504 00:17:10,086 --> 00:17:11,802 What if I just sat in this chair and I was really super quiet 505 00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:12,590 and I just listen? 506 00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:13,696 I'll allow it. 507 00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:15,511 Knock it off, Aidan. 508 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,988 Miss Dunphy, is there anything 509 00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:18,604 you would like to say in your defense? 510 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,633 Actually, I have no defense. 511 00:17:21,718 --> 00:17:24,905 I was drinking. I am underage. 512 00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:26,719 I ran from the police. 513 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,892 And even though it was an accident, 514 00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:29,412 I injured an officer. 515 00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:32,342 I am very, very sorry. 516 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,826 I've made a lot of bad decisions since I've been here, 517 00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:37,704 and it's time I take some responsibility. 518 00:17:37,914 --> 00:17:39,381 Like sometimes in the dining hall, 519 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:42,835 I slip my pinky under the scale when they weigh my salad. 520 00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:46,222 Also, I've missed more morning classes than I've been to. 521 00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:48,781 - She's kidding. - I don't know what the policy is on dating T.A.S, 522 00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:50,864 - but I think I broke it. - Huh? 523 00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:51,974 - Twice. - Oh, man. 524 00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:54,067 Oh, and if we're gonna be completely honest, 525 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,487 on my application to get in here, 526 00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:58,325 - I lied about the fact that I was-- - Uh, objection! 527 00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,560 - On what grounds? - Oh, he gets to say it?! He gets to-- 528 00:18:00,561 --> 00:18:02,222 Miss Dunphy, miss Dunphy, 529 00:18:02,223 --> 00:18:05,330 we appreciate your... candor. 530 00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:07,960 Is there anything else you'd like to add? 531 00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:10,380 Go, Wildcats? 532 00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,017 Oh, boy. 533 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:14,640 That's not even our mascot. 534 00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,441 What does this do? 535 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:20,226 I don't know, but thanks to Obama, you're paying for it. 536 00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:22,781 Hey. You're looking a lot better. How you feeling? 537 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,778 Better than kidney stones over there. 538 00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:26,193 Yeah, you know what? Now that you're doing better, 539 00:18:26,194 --> 00:18:28,935 I think I should call your mom and tell her what happened. 540 00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:31,029 You know, I know it was a bit of a rough ride in the beginning, 541 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,147 but the important thing is, is I handled it. 542 00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:36,265 - And everybody's okay. - What happened to her? 543 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:38,933 - Hello? - She passed out watching a C-Section. 544 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:39,998 Cam? 545 00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:41,734 Never mind! 546 00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:48,525 What are you looking for? 547 00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:51,759 Nothing! I am making a lot of noise because I'm angry! 548 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,862 Gloria, I'm gonna help you with the baby. 549 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,726 I am not young like with Manny. 550 00:18:55,727 --> 00:18:57,137 I am tired already, 551 00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,512 and it's gonna get harder from here! 552 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,178 I can't do this on my own, 553 00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:02,644 and you did this to me, 554 00:19:02,645 --> 00:19:04,764 so you're going to be here this time! 555 00:19:04,765 --> 00:19:07,459 Back then, we were living paycheck to paycheck. 556 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,254 The reason I wasn't around is I was working all the time. 557 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:11,985 Believe me, DeDe wasn't the only one 558 00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:13,317 having sleepless nights. 559 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,933 But now it's different. 560 00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,995 Now I can help you with everything. 561 00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:20,202 Really? 562 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:22,964 Let's start right now. 563 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,647 I like that one. Which one? 564 00:19:24,648 --> 00:19:25,961 That silver stroller. 565 00:19:25,962 --> 00:19:27,694 No, we're going to get the green one. 566 00:19:27,695 --> 00:19:28,369 Great. What's next? 567 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,471 How about I pick out the wrong crib? 568 00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:32,176 How you doing, Alex? 569 00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,708 I'm fine, except for the crushing blow 570 00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,413 of knowing I'll never be a doctor. 571 00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:37,068 Or have a baby. 572 00:19:37,069 --> 00:19:38,642 I wonder what's going on with Haley. 573 00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:39,418 I don't know. 574 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,510 I've been so petty about your mom judging my parenting, 575 00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:44,050 I haven't even thought about what she's going through today. 576 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:46,053 I feel awful. You know what? I should call her. 577 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,773 What are you talking about? Mom thinks you're a great parent. 578 00:19:48,774 --> 00:19:49,639 She does? 579 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,877 Yeah, she just thinks you can't bake. 580 00:19:51,878 --> 00:19:52,830 Hello? 581 00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:54,489 Never mind. 582 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,047 Making a child is the easy part. 583 00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:02,131 The hard part is everything that comes after. 584 00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:03,154 Keeping them safe... 585 00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:05,263 Well, you can tell your mother that my scones 586 00:20:05,264 --> 00:20:06,915 are appropriately crunchy on the outside 587 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,089 while delightfully dense on the ins-- 588 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:10,669 Saw that. Saw it. 589 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,871 Making sacrifices for them... 590 00:20:12,872 --> 00:20:14,427 Hey, kid. 591 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:17,747 I'll take you to that poetry reading thing tonight. 592 00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:20,072 Actually, DeDe and I were just talking. 593 00:20:20,073 --> 00:20:21,956 She's a huge fan of spoken word... 594 00:20:21,957 --> 00:20:24,174 And I would love to escort him. 595 00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:25,790 - Please. - Go. 596 00:20:26,618 --> 00:20:29,708 And standing by them, even when they let you down. 597 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,142 I really am sorry. 598 00:20:31,143 --> 00:20:32,586 We appreciate that. 599 00:20:32,587 --> 00:20:34,098 It's good that you stepped up today. 600 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,538 Yeah. Sometimes it's healthy to get a fresh start. 601 00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:43,371 Ugh. I can't believe this. What am I gonna do? 602 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,515 Well, they said you could reapply next year. 603 00:20:45,516 --> 00:20:47,359 In the meantime, you're gonna get a job 604 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,035 and you're gonna take some classes. 605 00:20:49,036 --> 00:20:51,952 Well, I'm gonna buckle down and get a lot more serious. 606 00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:53,449 - Good for you. - Yeah. 607 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,432 Where are my keys? 608 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:56,454 Oh, they're right there on the makeup table. 609 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,720 Oh, honey... 610 00:20:57,721 --> 00:20:59,650 That's a desk. 611 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,534 Oh, my God. What are you doing here? 612 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,651 I got kicked out. 613 00:21:10,652 --> 00:21:13,200 So go ahead, make your jokes. Get it out of your system. 614 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:15,825 No, that's horrible. I'm so sorry. 615 00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,883 It'll be fine. I'm sure of it. 616 00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:19,460 Thank you. 617 00:21:19,589 --> 00:21:21,983 Ew, what did you do to my room?! 618 00:21:21,984 --> 00:21:23,700 Well, it's not exactly your room. It's--it's mine. 619 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:26,286 This goes. This goes. I hate that. 620 00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:28,102 - This is ugly. - Haley, stop! 621 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,148 - Mom! - Mom! 622 00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:31,124 What is this? A solar system? 623 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,252 It's molecules. 624 00:21:32,253 --> 00:21:33,476 They're nerdy balls. 625 00:21:33,477 --> 00:21:35,152 Alex, don't fight with her. 626 00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:37,030 She might have a shiv. 627 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,662 We cool? 628 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:47,962 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net